/brit/

need a bf

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anime

gave myself an anal enema because im thinking of trying out being a gay bottom (totally straight but just a bit bored of life)

sort of exciting experience
sort of not pleasant though.

keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

the right wingers are in high quantities here yet none of them wants to stand up and take action outside of virtual life
quite sure if all of them formed an entity they would either autodestruct or achieve great things

I'm back

*enters Londis to get a few things*
*sees you queuing up at the till*
*recognises you from /brit/*
*gives a you a smile and a nod*

God save the Queen and fuck America

>>78023412
niggers are to black

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>>78023394

>Still blathering on

how do i stop being so terrible at sex?

have had sex with 11 different women and never made one cum

Only way they are close is when they are on top because i can last longer than 3 minutes

>doggystyle: done in 2 minutes
>missionary: done in like 20 pumps, especially when they tell me to fuck harder

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>Pass user since 2016

britain is rubbish

Lads, what's a good word for a basic no-name soldier made to do their master's bidding? Is 'grunt' a recognisable term here? I'm thinking about pawn but not everybody knows chess...

>>78023394
no one here is actually right wing, its just a joke

Blur > Oasis

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yuzu

>>78023444
Trips confirm :(

>>78023440
Exactly the same lad. Need help

Aisha's sister is stacked

>>78023391
Good lad

very happy that my posts find a public, even if its one arseblasted lonely teenager who found in worshipping past ideals his own way of being subversive

>>78023480
proofs

>>78023446
lackey

>>78023474
we;re just inferior

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>keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

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reminder

Off the train

Waiting for the bus

>>78023500

Nice to know that i have provided some human contact for you

>>78023496
i've gotta say, so far, this gay sex lark seems very unnatural and uncomfortable.

>>78023440
if she can't cum it's her fault

*does something*

he is so mad he resorts to such pathetic come backs
just throw the towel mate

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>keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

egg

>tfw consider moving my job to the UK (gf is from there and wants to move back for a year or 2)
>look at the exact same job available in UK (i work at aon)
>literally $20k less salary
>significantly more expensive price of living in london

why are your salaries so fucking low?

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>>78023391
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>78023528
cant win

>>78023528
he's probably not wrong

>>78023580
yeah im not too happy aboiut this 2bh. kind of off putting might just not try gay sex.

>>78023581
stupid white BITCH

>>78023528
I must be hitting levels of creep that shouldn't even be possible.

Doe, a deer, a female deer

>>78023560
>this projecting

Just had an argument with my mum

She was complaining about not being able to watch TV
So I got off the PS4

10 minutes later while still glued to her phone she called me a bastard and complained about me not getting off the TV

I repeatedly called her a bitch and asked if I needed to physically put the remote into her hand
She then claimed I got of the PS4 because I wanted to, not for her sake
I called her a bitch again and told her to stop judging others by her standards

Does spider have puss puss?

>>78023504
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYnTQSD34c/?hl=en

now he is using the memeconcept created by the meme jewish psychoanalyst in a last attempt of getting something out of this
he just keeps going

Not a pickle

anime
anime
anime

British people are the greatest

is 2 days work enough to pass a driving theory???

>>78023391

How and why

Harry potter 6 is a really weird movie actually not sure I'm a fan of it
Worst book and worst film

>>78023665
you're supposed to bite bananas stupid slag

would you have liked to have a twin?

>>78023702
How many of these do you have, bro?

>>78023677

>leftist attacking jews again

Besides we both know that i am the only one who has bothered talking to you in days, you dont want me to stop

is 2 days enough to pass driving theory

>>78023724
>movie
fuck off yank

>>78023724
5 is a pretty bad book too

6 is more filler-y though

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What was your biggest ever redpill lads?


Mine was Taxation is theft.

white privilege is real.
the politically uneducated should not be allowed to vote.
freedom of speech is not always a good idea.
concealed carry laws are racist.
christianity is not better than islam.
alcohol should be treated like hard drugs.
unvaccinated children should not be allowed to attend public schools.

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PLEASE post some british slags

how do I even engage society without coming off as a massive creep anyway?

I'm not attractive so its not like I'm going to have bitches instantly swarming toward me the moment I step out
>unless they do

>>78023724
Really liked 7 the first part. something so comfy about them going around and camping and listening to the radio for updates.

Harry and hermoine should've just ended up together desu

>>78023716
Do you have moar?

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Work in the morning, lads

>>78023764
think it only takes like half an hour mate

dont fucking care about you answering my posts you stupid fuck

>>78023768
HE'S HERE

>dad says that it's a shame that I'm not gay because I'd be a star-catch with the size of my turds

what on earth did he mean by this

literally doing a poo right now

>>78023701
>do the enema thing
>already kind of awkward but sort of get used to how its meant to be done
>keep discharging poo from my rectum

while later
>urge to fart
>go to the bathroom to fart
>notice i discharged some sort anus mucus

is this what gays really go through to experience love?

only awake for game of thrones

>>78023793

Sounds like daddy wants to bum you

>>78023788
You're just playing hard so you dont seem desperate for human contact

>>78023794
thanks liam

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>new bakeoff presenters
>the fucking ponce from the mighty boosh

HOWLING

now thats some real projection

>>78023817
Stop spamming this shite

>>78023793
you have a big rectum i guess

oh my God the ways Canadians say dragons

they were a mistake

>>78023826
not a hard man by any means but i'd love to have a scrap with him.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOFEJskLi0Q

>>78023773
mate stop letting some faggot who puts a dog filter over his own face dicate whether you think you're a creep or not

http://www.strawpoll.me/13641535

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what do the British call these?

>>78023795
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, really makes me think.

Probably just got flushed down because you pumped water up your arse to dislodge everything, cant be that bad.

But why do you suddenly want to be gay?

>>78023792
*she
Bitch

Why do I spend time feeling sad when I can just be drunk? Baffling. Time to drink.

>>78023878
firey stick

>harry potter

"No!"

>>78023860
What do you mean? Dray-gins?

WARNING: Toil in 13 hours

>>78023878
torches

>>78023878

Royal fire stick

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>78023878
That’s a flashlight

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>>78023916
try 8 hours

>>78023886
post vagina and tits

>>78023906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7IEupSNQBU&feature=youtu.be&t=58


that is disgusting

"dray ginz"

>>78023826
I don't mind him but he does get carried away with his le quirky humour
honestly just glad it wasn't Carr

someone post that really comfy photo of the british family eating breakfast around the table

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13641556

http://www.strawpoll.me/13641556

http://www.strawpoll.me/13641556

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> got out of UK before brexit
> watching safely from a far the whole country implode

Who /comfy/ here?

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>>78023886

Are you a she(male)?

>>78023968
It's gonna be GREAT after brexit, cuck.

lads im running a bath
wat should I watch as I bathe?

thinking like some sort of 30min informative yootoob video or a cool tv show I never saw before

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>>78023958

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>>78023951

>Frodo Bay-Ginz

>>78023997
ASMR

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always remember who gave us brexit

>>78023997
What if your tv falls in the bath?

>>78023951
Depends where in Canada you are tho. "Dray-ginz" is more of an eastern Canada thing. They say "Drah-ginz" out west.

>>78023998
this aesthetic seems more american than brit to me

some real 2.4 kids white picket fence shit

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rorke is at it again

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>>78023992

enjoy your blue passports and chlorinated chicken faggot

>>78024033
>>78024033
>some real 2.4 kids white picket fence shit

And that bothers you? having a family white a nice house and yard and strong moral center?

why is rrorke so obsessed with black people?

>>78024004
no. I'm not a pervert
>>78024020
contingencies are in place

@78024079
>swede calling people faggots

oooooooooooooooh jeremy corbyn

>>78024079
I've never seen a chicken in a shop that wasn't from a british farm

>>78023959
we call him a garbageman

>>78024083
where did I say that it bothers me

>>78024117
not a swede

>>78024079
I'll just not buy cholirnated chicken. Simple.

If i just mimic tim's actions, could i get the state to fund a lifestyle like that.

i reckon if he hasn't been sectioned i could definitely avoid it.

>>78024154
>where did I say that it bothers me
is was between the lines
look closer

>>78024166
he has like a trust fund or something, the state isn't paying for him

>>78024153

ah yes, the 70 IQ people were proving to be a menace to the German

>>78023998
>ah yes time for dinner let us close the curtains and sit under the warm glow of our 800 lumen fluorescent bulb

what are the meaning of Kev's videos?

>>78024079
what's wrong with blue passports?

>>78024211
>fluorescent bulbs

Americans used exclusively incandescent bulbs back then

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*spontaneously dabs*

>>78024203
So you mean schizos don't get to be neets?

we're living in the "paranoid right-wing scare-story world" that lefties laughed at and said would never happen a decade ago

>keep bouncing around from internship to internship because no will hire me full time but they love using me for cheap

anyone know this feel?

mad how insecure yanks are

>>78024258
did they mate nice one

*walks off to talk to someone else*

>>78024008
Cultural harmony

>>78024274
more likely they get to be homeless

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Are lad David Icke

>>78024284
it is weird. wonder what caused it. even when i see redditors from europe talking shit about the US i for some reason get really upset.

even if they say things that are completely true ill lie and argue that they are misinformed

i cant save no thot cos these bitches they got rabies

>>78024293
>*walks off to talk to someone else*
>*observes him hunching a rubber tree plant away from the conversation*

>>78024313
so what the fuck are we paying all these taxes for?

ordering dominos FUCK IT

>>78024280
You were unable to provide above average value to the company. They'll keep rotating until they find someone worthy. s-sorryyy

>>78024318
too smart for me

>>78024327
I do this tbqh

got called a poofter in a gay-centric boutique

>>78024346
roads and x-ray machines and shit

>>78024349
Save me some

going out with the lads for an avocado toast

>>78024327
>self aware yank
must be a proxy

>>78023300
that woman looks like a real life alice (from madness returns)

50/60s America is a meme and people who fall for the clearly set up propaganda pictures are cringe

if i were really rich the only 4 opulences i would have are as follows.

a lot of land with ample green houses, where i can grow all manner of crop, herb, spice, medicinal plantm vegetable and fruit

a home gym with a swimming pool

a kitchen with lots of meme features like a chinese jet-fighter stove, tandoor oven, indoor grill etc.

and not working. besides that i'd just continue as i do now.

the pawn starts chumlee guy got arrested for sexual assault

Who is this mong rorke posting silly memes? You think this discredits blacks somehow?

>>78024384
>african warriors can see past the horizon on a flat plane

remarkable

desu though I reckon most this shit you're posting was made by whites to promote racism, very few people are genuinely this stupid

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>>78024270

>>78024352
well i know that, im not very smart. but the thing is they still havent filled those roles with anyone full-time, just more interns

think they want to get out of paying salaries and benefits and just use us up. also since were interns our bill rate is super low, so they can keep clients within budget by loading interns up with hours

keep dabing on them haters

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>Who is this mong rorke posting silly memes? You think this discredits blacks somehow?

>>78024465
And when they dab back?

>>78024444
95% are taken from Pan-African Facebook pages

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Haven't seen this meme used in a while

>>78024444
>promote racism
or they're just having a laugh and taking the piss. not everything is an attack you paranoid cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4IkDO3S4Q

dunno why leftists insist on sucking muslim dick to the extent they do

when did it suddenly become a defining tenet of their manifesto?

did Lenin scream to the masses about how great mass muslim immigration and how it was going to solve all of the proletariat's immediate problems??

simpsons was a jewish psyop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-KJDtWfiPg

NEW SINEAD MCCARTHY VIDEO

>>78024533
but none of them are remotely funny you projecting faggot

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ludders

Do you think any European countries will become no-go areas in our lifetime? Probably France

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Thoughts?

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>dunno why leftists insist on sucking muslim dick to the extent they do
>when did it suddenly become a defining tenet of their manifesto?
>did Lenin scream to the masses about how great mass muslim immigration and how it was going to solve all of the proletariat's immediate problems??

>>78023416
Stop while you're ahead lad

Ongoing /leftypol/ raid

Estimate: 1-2 teenagers

>>78024384
luvin these

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>>78024564
>rorkes never go out into the real world and try to spread their vie-

>>78024556
>none of them are remotely funny

Some of them are

>>78024556
in your opinion. which means nothing to me.

How do i stop becoming such a useless piece of shit?

Have all this work to do for my job and never do it until the last minute and then do a shit job

Will i ever be a good employee?

>>78024556

A few of them have gave me a chuckle

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>Ongoing /leftypol/ raid
>Estimate: 1-2 teenagers

>>78024611
>>78024607
>>78024627
nope

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>>78024517

Cant believe how many leftist teenagers I triggered just by posting pictures from African American Facebook pages

since this is the general with the highest amount of normies let me ask you a thing

do british women shave their pubes completely off?

>>78024644
In your opinion

brainlets read games of thrones and tolkien and believe they're reading actual literature haha

>>78024566
didn't give you permission to post here

>>78024622
don't leave it til the last minute then lol dumb yank

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>>78024669
>since this is the general with the highest amount of normies

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any west midland man in?

>>78024669
most do, some don't

>>78024644

Thats like your opinion man

>>78024669
/brit/ is the general where mental cases pretend to be normals

>>78024683
french literature is feminine shite

>mfw I can create mass hysteria among rorkes simply by rapidly phone posting multiple lefty memes from reddit
Lmao

>>78024576
he needs those to keep his feet dry from all the dripping pussy around him

>>78024695
havent seen a vehicle this old since 2001

*deletes anime*

>>78024576
Why is the bus sticking out? Wouldn't it be in line with the gradient?

>>78024737
yeah i only vaguely remember these buses from my childhood (from aroudn 2001)

Listening to BBC Radio 4: In Our Time - Seneca The Younger

>>78024694
isnt it though? you guys always write about fucking them slags

>>78024725
alright brainlet

>>78024725
This. Frog literature is all cliche romance novels and obscenity.

>>78024727
rorke at it again with his retard logic

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>>78024762

Nonce

>>78024683
don't think anyone does this tbqh

>>78024807
>rorke
ummm...don't think you understand what it means sweaty xx

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*undeletes anime*

hate it when normies say sex is "overrated"

>>78024799
nobody here is a fucking normie

>drive out of london
>see 90s shitheaps on the road
every time

>>78024798
i like that programme some of the panels he has on are such shite

>>78024835
its not. feel good about myself for weeks after i pull a random girl

>>78024835
it is overrated

>>78024695
yeah I don't go to THAT side of brum though

>>78024828
the irish brainlet and some stupid leaf are proving you wrong

>>78024849
everywhere in the UK outside of London is a third world shithole

>>78024871
me neither.
north birmingham and black country are a complete myth to me.

could not name one french man i've admired

>>78023528
>dog filter profile pic

bet he's an absolute carcrash of a human being

>>78024876
Show me one piece of relevant French literature that isn't a piece of garbage.

>>78024885
Most of it is quite shit yes but that's an exaggeration. There's a few other nice places like Bath

>>78024931
just open a book you stupid mong

Really don't like the dark effect they added to every scene in harry potter 6

chomping at the bit

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>>78024957
You can't name one, can you?

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the french cunt has honestly outstayed his welcome on /brit/

>>78024917
t. bucktoothed skinny runt with bad acne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLgk_gBTiYo

kay and lee have such a good mother-son relationship

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this stance pisses me off

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>yanks

>>78024981
i could but honestly whats the point

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*surreptitiously opens the dominos app*

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>get 'em on board, i'll call ittin
who was ittin?

>>78025056
fat disgusting shit
hit the gym and have a soup instead

>>78025038
lowkey pretty dope

>>78025038
You called..?

wouldn't mind a pet yank

>Open /brit/
>275 posts
>No point saying what you came to say cos some runt will make an early.

tryna get that money like im from the 80s

>>78025057
haha epic! upvotes for you!

>>78025071
leave me be

>>78024876
but their posts are irrelevant to your initial point

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>>78025044
Do it then. I'll get them from the library and read them.

>>78025056
not on a sunday night lad. have a nice salad or something.

home at last

>>78025135
dont care if you go to the library or not im not your school teacher

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not for honour, but UUUU

I think in my 3rd year of uni I just ate takeaway/fast food every day

>>78025100
There's no point in /brit/ at all anymore
It's just filled with the exact same >le leftypol raid bullshit every single thread
There's no originality

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>tfw you'll never be that drunk idiot who did bad shit 99% of the time but got by cause of that one good thing he did

>girl snapchats me "wyd"
>send back "coming back from work rn"
>she messages back "oh fun"
what the fuck does this mean did you actually want to do something or talk or why else would you message me dumb bitch

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>>78025161
Uh huh.

>>78025168
fat cunt

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>work in 5 hours

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city of planes

>>78025167
I dont often come here but I just wanted to take some time off from my evening schedule to congratulate on this funny meme

>>78025100
earlies are the cancer killing /brit/
also nonces.
*copies this post so i can post it in the early new*

i dont want to talk to you anymore stop talking to me

>>78025168
How did you afford that

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>>78025213

>>78025223
>300
>early new

>>78025192
you're supposed to ask what she's doing too then arrange to fucc

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>>78025266
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>78025238
'rents gave me lots of money

>>78025195
yes I was really fat
lost most of that weight though since then

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>>78025232
Okay, Mr. literature

>>78024997
i'm pretty decent looking i'll have you know

that boy just looks like a nobhead

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19PdDgSxKxS

NEW
>>78025322
>>78025322
>>78025322

>>78025266
AHAHAHAHHAAA

>>78023440
Anon with hyper sensitive willy here. Tricks I've used with the gf include having a wank just before sex and extending foreplay until I'm semi hard again and going from there. Other protips include be drunk. AND if blowjobs can't make you cum let her suck your cock for about 5-10 mins - this somehow reduces the sensitivity in your willy, making penetration less likely to make you cum so early.

>>78025056
did that earlier