/script>
slag edition
get up get up you lazy lout
get into your working clothes
sue
wish the jews didn't jew my foreskin
anime
why is pickle rick suddenly such a meme now its been around for months
*snuffles at the lock and rattles it with my paws*
hmm..
the moon is very beautiful tonight
feeling very suicidal lah
AND HARRENHAL? I SHUPPOSHE THATSH AFF THE TEEBLE ASH WELL
anime
whats up
>>78019018
honestly one of the worst memes i've ever seen
Guitar Hero 4 for PS4 with guitar for 15 quid, yeah?
https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/guitar-hero-live-playstation-4-1499-argos-2758071
>>78019054
my penis
>>78019031
>>78019018
dunno
same with this simpsons sneed thing
and tim
probably the fault of reddit.com
a very racist music video i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZDWNk_RIA
>>78019067
*puts it in my mouth*
>>78019065
nice
>>78019062
best one since a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwhlVsLmVCs
*shuffles gleefully*
Irish migration, the welfare state and the creation of council housing has destroyed Britain
do the lefties/socialists in south america hold 'refugees welcome' rallies and herald the policy as a central tenet of their ideology like the lefties in europe do?
post that japanese hiphop video with the people covered in fruit
>>78019106
post it
>>78019018
theres a new season of rick and morty so viral marketers post its memes more
need to do a poo
I tell ya boys, there's nothing better than an ice cold San Pellegrino in the morning when you're hungover
i wear my heart on my sleeve lads. thats just who i am.
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/894134345992208384
HOWLING at this new rift between the Alt-Right and the Skeptic community. They realised mocking SJWs had run its course so now they're going after the fashy lads
>>78019136
how about not being hungover?
>>78019080
>>78019129
>>>/tv/85951990
tv says its not been aired yet but then why have people been saying pickle rick for months
>>78019136
>San Pellegrino
horrible taste
>>78019156
dunno never actually seen an episode lol
>Daddy, what's a rorke
>>78019136
san benedetto is better imo
Waiting for the housing crash
>>78019180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Kg7wlU8NE
same lol
>>78019156
the season has started already. i have seen the new episodes and enjoyed them, i am not ashamed of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYuwurqoQYw
>>78019062
I'm going along with it because I think it's mocking reddits childish tastes
>>78019156
the pickle rick teaser came out months ago. like a 30 second preview of how epic one of the epsiodes will be
>>78019224
at last i truly see
think the ethiopian may be jewish
>>78019103
not that bad
*lights a cigarette*
>>78019065
Was worried about you on Thursday lad. Was unironically waiting for you to post, feared the worst.
>>78019200
good creatrue
>>78019125
you autistic anglos wouldn't even have a culture if it wasn't for them irish migrants. you'd just be another soulless proddy northern yuro nation like all those other ones
>>78019186
I'm not your daddy, nigger,
Haha right guys?
>>78019207
but the meme itself is childish and only proves the point that reddit and 4chan are essentially the same
any kebab man in?
Thought it would just be last night but they've been messaging me again today
Think they want the Western European husband desu
>>78019030
Take a trip to that forest
>>78019252
come to wakey and say this I fucking dare you
>>78019244
>daddy, why do you vote UKIP? They want to kick mommy out
BOOM! Big reveal! I turned myself into reddit!
>>78019154
sargon of mossad
>>78019154
good to see their finally going after the real enemy
>>78019244
japanese and ethiopians belong to one of the 10 lost jewish tribes
>>78019304
Who are trying to save us.
>Rick and morty
the result of 50 years of Goldbaum and estrogen
Got an erection looking at a mlp plush
>>78019287
>>78019302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwhlVsLmVCs
carl of swindon
the new apartment lads
>>78019276
reddit is ironic
you have power and money
but you are mortal
you know you cannot escape death
but immortality can be obtained
>>78019334
HARD-ON FOR ASSAD
>>78019330
nowt wrong with a bit of estrogen
>>78019201
this is unironically my favourite anime not the whole show but these 2 or 3 episodes in particular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6WwRiKn2NI
>>78019364
FOY
>"daddy, we made caca"
The obsessive-compulsive, passive-aggressive nature of Rick and Morty posting suggests many /tv/ posters suffer from a superiority complex and project their insecurities over
>not getting it
greatest symptom of it being the constant effort to associate Rick and Morty with the classic Reddit boogeyman (another separate manifestation of aforementioned complex). It is truly sad, indeed, how you brainlets with inflated egos believe to be above R&M. Alas, you will always be too low-IQ to even grasp the basic tenets of this classic of our time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsMBX9Kxm4
choune
>>78019364
kino
love reagan and thatcher
love civic nationalism
love materialism
love israel
HATE racists and antisemites, simple as
the legend is always the same
if others have succeed in conquering death
why must we accept it?
i know where the immortals live
and how to obtain their secret
we too must become wise men
the elements of chemistry are many, but finite
so are the techniques of enlightenment
>>78019391
hate children
disgusting
The Ethiopian is mentally deranged
Is he a nonce?
>>78019276
refuse to believe this is real
IT lad at work keeps making me tea and putting sugar in it despite prior instructions
beverage production is meant to be my domain anyway i am rather good at it
filtered the jap x
>>78019408
Based civ nat
BANETTO!
HIRED GUNS CAME INTO MY PLANE
DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE AGENCY
>>78019408
leftypol discord
Have to sit in my living room if I want my full 50mbps
>>78019364
looks like a great place to stay and fade into obscurity
>>78019364
whay is there only one stool?
When you have 7 billion people that want to live the American dream, the planet is fucked. End of story
my name jeff
>>78019380
A bit?! A BIT?!
>>78019437
don't get what civic nationalism is
is it more just caring for the nation and not caring about the people's ethnicity
>>78019383
good taste
>>78019429
I am mentally deranged but despise noncery. Children don't need raping in order to develop mental illness in this debauched world of ours
>>78019452
get an ethernet cable off amazon
hello jeff
>>78019454
>whites
>south americans and russians included
>jews
>only ashkenazi jews are included
that's a thinker
>>78019464
GARLIC BREAD?!
>>78019464
ME BISCUITS IN ME BREW
>>78019154
the skeptic community were exclusively against lazy or irrational thinking. sjws were the original champions of that (since you can make money blindly pandering to liberals), but now the right have attracted their fair share (similarly because you can make money from blindly pandering to them). a tempering of both sides is absolutely required, and good on the skeptics for doing it.
>>78018960
how can i get some british pussys?
>Alri lad, what'll it be?
How do you respond?
WHO IS SHE
WHY DOES SHE SMOKE THE FAG
>>78019506
>the skeptic community were exclusively against lazy or irrational thinking
kek
>>78019512
pint of Heineken mate
When you ask for a dominoes but your mum gets a Asda create your own
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78019492
ashkenazi jews are more intelligent than any white ethnic group bar none
>>78019455
it's the director showing the solitude of the resident
whats all this fake news bullshit about 'needing air'?!!
HAHA fucking faggots! if we 'needed air' so much, then I wouldn't be able to do this
*holds breathe*
*dies as a result*
*Shawn Michaels intro music plays on repeat at my funeral*
Cannot be fucked to get the train home tonight
I really am teetering very close to just throwing everything away and starting again
>>78019542
how can you be certain?
>>78019506
the alt right is a combination of neanderthal brainlets and high-calibre white intellectuals
the skeptic community is exclusively pseudo-intellectual 20s-30s weirdo youtubers
>>78019549
>[...] train home
fuck off nonce
wasting my life away
>>78019548
im a pickle morty
>>78019517
Bane?
>>78019510
go to the racing on ladies day
>>78019545
a kinography indeed
>>78019539
grim
>Alt right
>high calibre intellectuals
Really blasts my screwt
>>78019539
only ever happened to me at once and it was at a mates house
he was like "my parents are going to get pizza what do you want"
then it was sainsburys with that crappy sausage that tastes like BO that a load of pizza places have
>>78019506
reply to me
>>78019566
the skeptic community predates youtube by probably one thousand years. god bless
sahbabii probably the most interesting rapper out there right now desu
hate sundays
hate them
having done an all-nighter, i now face the daunting prospect of doing an all-dayer without crashing at any point
shant be much fun i dont imagine
>>78019560
IQ tests and the fact that they are so successful in so many fields
>>78019566
>high-calibre white intellectuals
name 3
Recommend me some pizza lads
including base etc
>>78019517
>>78019517
>>78019517
>>78019517
Yanks are so fucking smart
Might have a cheeky grindr meet later desu
>>78019624
his point stands that they include nearly every caucasian into these white IQ figures
>>78019614
what's so interesting about him
just sounds like a second rate young thug on most songs
>>78019570
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>78019638
my favourite is ham, black olives and spinach. if you can get like the thick cut strips of ham almost then its banging
>>78019579
aye
>>78019627
Jared Taylor
Peter Brimelow
John Derbyshire
>>78019383
i cannot stand 3d animated shows and doubly so for franchise cartoons. but i respect your choices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icbNvn9cISk
>>78019638
thin crispy base, anchovies, olives, capers, not too much cheese
>>78019640
er, didn't germans do most of the legwork hunniekins?
why are they called ham burgers if they dont have any ham in them
>>78019638
eggs and bacon
what we call "bismarck pizza"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw2en3_C1fE
haha
>>78019648
and jews perform in IQ tests against any white ethnic group. it's inarguable.
>>78019672
Recommend an app
if your pizza isnt
>deep dish
>stuffed crust
>topped entirely with varieties of animal flesh
you are a beta numale leftycuck who should return to reddit or discord immediately
havent played any youtube link in /brit/ at all
not even once
>>78019689
because fuck you
>>78019705
i'm not arguing that one way or another, you fucking pinhead
they are now including hispanics in some of these figures in the united states, it's completely unreliable
>>78019686
literally no
>>78019627
Richard Spencer
Jared Taylor
Kevin Mcdonald
Spencer has the most interesting history, in particular his education. He's well read on the Frankfurt School.
i got the website for a student organization working a month ago on their server and emailed the woman about it, and she just now emails me back saying wow great work! and i check the website and it's down. cunt
>>78019701
christ why are women so fucking funny
>>78019694
where have you been
>>78019734
thought they did sweaty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>78019627
Pax Dickinson
Steve Sailer
Mencius Moldbug
>>78019246
Sorry to make you worry
Everything is only going to get better from here on out
why do they call it a hamburger when it's made of beef hmmmmm
>>78019654
been binging SANDAS lately, he's got really clever word play and comes out with some really funny shit. he picks great beats and i can put on his music for whatever mood. also he seems like a great guy outside of the music so i cant hate on that
>tfw too smart to fly
anyone else know this feel?
>stuffed crust
the ultimate runt detector
HOLY SHIT MIND = BLOWN HAMBURGER MADE OUT OF MEAT OH MY GAWD
>>78019686
german-americans, yes, or yanks
>>78019750
under a rock
Don’t reply to me you scrotic ooze
>>78019770
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
>>78019766
>>78019737
>>78019669
none of these people are academics
retards
>>78019732
jews. perform. better. in. iq-tests. than. anyone. else.
got. it.? stupid. yank.
>>78019804
1/10 for the reply.
>>78019748
deep
>>78019790
probably smells of bum
>>78019748
monumental post
>>78019801
foy
>>78019732
OK? doesn't really detract from the fact that Ashkenazi Jews are more intelligent (by quite some distance) than any other ethnic group.
>>78019719
grindr
>>78019809
i guess i should let them genocide my race then
>>78019664
>>78019684
Not a fan lads sorry
>>78019694
Don't have egg toppings sadly
>>78019848
What race is that? Polish-Irish-German?
>>78019804
they're high-calibre white intellectuals, that's what you asked for.
you can listen to them and read what they've written, but i assume you won't. lefties are close-minded as fuck
hate london/Essex chav cockneys
horrific criminal people
only eat pickle 'za myself
Microwaving my pizza
>>78019638
veggie volcano, chili base
>>78019790
good fucking lord
>>78019861
white or northern european
but stastically i'm likely more british islander than most natives
q. how do you get directions to the reichstag in 1940 berlin?
a. ashkenazi
>>78019186
is that child wearing make up?
distateful
Andrew Lloyd Webber is the greatest Brit of all time
https://open.spotify.com/track/2tS8db7yYcQnk20ivGLcb9
>>78019884
are you sure that it is yours?
>>78019861
those are ethnic groups, that fall under the white race.
>>78019858
wtf I love Max Resdefault now.
what should i wank to?
Fruit juices, a lot of people seem to think these are healthy alternatives to cooldrinks. Apple juice contains almost as much sugar as coke
>i guess i should let them genocide my race then
craving one of those frozen 'go 'za, wee ones you put in the microwave
>>78019898
>>78019886
bit hot lad, maybe a tomato base
>>78019838
still repeating yourself and not addressing my posts
if you have no standards for one group but rigid standards for another the comparison is irrelevant even if you believe it to be right
it's unscientific
>>78019861
>he can't tell the difference between race and ethnicity
dumb nigger
Work tomorrow
>>78019889
>>78019276
Now that's banter
>>78019942
what does that detract from his point
tfw when you catch a quick glance of your reflection in public and realise you've got the virgin posture
>>78019942
Jesus Christ you're an idiot.
>>78019967
when will they learn
>>78019967
how can you find this attractive
>>78019969
by undermining the standards of two sub-groups in comparison to one another
please read my fucking posts
>>78019967
want her to suffocate me with her bum
>>78019967
>>78019790
What kind of mega-manlet is filming there?
work in 3 hours and 35 minutes
must be off now
>>78019766
>Mencius Moldbug
that guy is the reason the guillotine was invented
>but stastically i'm likely more british islander than most natives
Stop arguing
>>78019991
have testosterone produced in your plums
>>78019981
I have the virgin facial structure
even if whites had contributed nothing and were dumber than all other races i'd still want our race, identity and homelands to be preserved and not destroyed
>>78020003
so ashkenazi jews aren't clever is what you're saying
>>78019923
yeah but it got proven like this year that despite the sugar content of fruits, it doesn't actually contribute to diabetes like other products
so you = BTFO and fruit is healthy
fucking deal with it
Jesus Christ you're an idiot
>>78020014
Good day.
it's 1pm already
should have been in bed 5 hours ago
>>78020017
he's a good jew, only plebs hate him
>>78020029
Same lad
best way to get rid of a girl who is really mad about you?
don't actually care about who is white and who's the best tbqh
the english treated us like shit for centuries so i don't feel any brotherhood between them, nor any other "white" group
fuck them
>>78020056
'y.
might cook the virgin dinner
imagine unironically entertaining the idea of a deity
>>78020030
fucking racist
>>78020070
>the english treated us like shit
Just a bit of banter mate.
>>78020070
potato famine
did someone say slags?
>>78020070
you deserved it you horror
>>78020068
ignore them
>>78020070
get over yourself
>>78020065
fine by me
>>78020070
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>78019944
probably moved to britain from ireland
haha, those people...
The za is ready
might cook the virgin
thinking about discontinuing my existence
>>78020068
call your mum
>>78020104
british women are hideous
https://open.spotify.com/track/2w0dvaXGqlTyL2lEFEhYvv
>>78020104
not I
>>78020104
>tfw no lower-middle class gf to watch X-Factor with in my Barrat New Build
>>78020122
looks horrid and greasy
yuck
>>78020104
what is wrong with english women
I know they aren't all like this but still the percentage who are is just too high
>>78020112
what if they are your girlfriend? am trying to be really slow to reply to texts and such
>>78020118
i fully support jews wiping out the english
hopefully i'll get to watch anglos enslaved and burnt alive
>>78020122
revolting
>>78020033
I'm saying I'm immensely smarter than you by all criteria, mr. lampshade
>>78020163
>>78020146
not him but i think its very rude to say such
>HIV+ african migrants infect multiple white women in short period of time in Iceland and Poland before being apprehended
what exactly is the allure for white girls to black guys? is it just pure cocklust/'bad boy' desire, or something more complex and driven by political leanings?
nowt wrong with british lasses
>>78020104
4>1>3>5>2
we wuz kiangz n shiet
>>78019897
>but stastically i'm likely more british islander than most natives
>>78020030
just ate a big roast dinner and i still feel hungry
>>78020122
Looks delish *pinches a slice*
>>78020177
don't care
>>78020104
phwoar yeah slags
love 'em
>>78020159
success breeds jealousy
>>78019923
High Fructose corn syrup is worse than normal fruit sugar
>>78020158
oh just say she's right and you're wrong even if she said the sky is green and the grass is blue or she will be miffed at you for weeks
>>78020183
if you hit on enough girls eventually one feels horny and goes for you, black guys get rejected most of the time but just keep trying, it's purely a numbers game
>>78020183
slags will fuck anyone
not sure why you care so much about interracial sex though
>>78020220
but stil better than aspartame
>>78020220
in the civilised world we use cane and beet sugar to sweeten stuff
>>78020198
still eating my breakfast from 7 hours ago
>>78020220
corn syrup is incredibly rare outside the USA
all our sugar products are made from sugar cane
>>78020247
Coke in Europe still has HFCS
>>78020225
i'm just saying i'm really stressed and need space and hoping she gets bored after a while, i slept with my housemate so i cant invite her over here so trying to semi-ghost her whilst not fully ghosting her to put her off coming here
get incredibly horny looking at by body in the mirror
NOT gay just incredibly handsome and sculpted like a greek god - simple as.
>>78020271
do you want to get rid of her or just not talk to her for a bit
>>78020233
care so much because i want there to be white people around a few hundred years from now
Don't save a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
>>78020305
why lol
i mean abortion exists
but even then, you'll be long dead
>>78020148
Being "cheeky" is the female form of banter. They can't comedically dominate each other with wit, so they resort to crude physical humour.
I'm completely fine with it, myself. Not a massive fan of the cackling that goes with it sometimes but pic related is fine by me.
Great British Bums
>>78020301
both but the latter more t b h
>>78020325
hello nigger
>>78020265
that's where you're wrong hunny buns xx
http://www.birminghamfoodcouncil.org/2015/08/25/coca-cola-ingredients-high-fructose-corn-syrup-hfcs-sugar/
>>78020325
>why lol
because I care about my race, like most normal people
>>78020233
2bh I don't. I'm actually really liberal in that sense. but I do realise it usually ends with a single white mother raising a bunch of half-breeds (at the expense of the tax-payer)
this shows that no matter how good looking you are, you can still be an awkward fuck and have a personality and charisma of a goldfish
https://www.fb.com/LoveIslandReactions/videos/vb.224410324690410/330213467443428/
>>78020183
Well, they're people so of course they're going to have sex. You're paying attention to the exception, not the rule-that is a fixation on black male+ white female. There's no statistical data to back your claim
>tfw she hasn't texted
>>78020361
well if you just flat out ignore her, she'll eventually calm down after a couple of days, with the upside of her considering dumping you so when you get round to doing it, she is more likely to go with it
>>78020338
i don't mean the being cheeky, I mean the fact that they are utter plebs who on their best-dressed day still manage to look like friggin horrid skets
>>78020338
Lots of girls are funny, you would know this if you talked to some
>>78020427
just gonna ignore her then thanks mate
>>78020397
/leg
>>78020462
if you don't have any intentions of staying with her then why not just admit you slept with your housemate
it will be shit, and it might fuck her head over though.
egg
>>78020038
he's talking about fruit juice not fruit, fruit juice has all the acidity and sugar of something like coke but none of the fibre or nutrients of whole fruit to actually aid digestion, stuff like sugar and honey wouldn't be nearly as bad if people were actually eating it with fibrous nutrient filled foods to begin with but instead they get it primarily in junk food like sweets and biscuits