newcastle edition
Yorkshire
>>78013829
That's not really Newcastle
sue
>>78013829
LMAO
L M A O
M
A
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
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T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
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M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
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T
I N
N
T H E
H
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M A R T
A
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T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
Cheshire best shire
The right side of history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgaMaLifTIY
imagine waking up and finding yourself in this state
White people are riding their dirt bikes outside and being very disruptive
Called the police immediately
seriously though, abolish first past the post
there is no good reason to have it
coalition governments aren't more "chaotic"
people's voting preferences would be better reflected
system would be fairer for everyone
only tory and labour scum with cushy seats stand to lose anything
cara
blood is about 70-80% water, so its possible that if you were bleeding to death but were drinking pints of water at the same time, enough to maintain the balance, you could avoid dying and bleed indefinitely
kind of annoyed that the guy who was looking to buy the m3 never responded
>>78013922
No cause eventually you'd flood your organs and die
Ola338628 minutes ago
@jakepaul
Dab on the haters
It's everyday bro
Merch link in bio
Love u don't worry those haters are just jealous
Jake Paul's number 1
Team 10 love u all
@erika Paul love u too
think the pet yank is having a mental breakdown
>>78013922
er no it's not divvy you would die
>>78013919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNIHoPeu6xU
i remember when this choon came out and a load of american teenagers started saying he was copying death grips by basically being black and rapping aggresively
testing out the oven timer today hehe
>>78013957
>>78013976
Wrong its basic biology.
DAB on them haters bro
>>78013984
fucking banger tbf
>>78013829
lad that's not newc
>>78013982
saved 2bh
having a mental breakdown
>>78014032
radical centrist innit
I miss the 90s.
>mum has her friend over for lunch with her autistic kids
>have to listen to some sperg teenage girl talk constantly throughout lunch about spergy shit
>she says legos started her interest in politics, and how she went "from Lego to Lenin"
fucking hell why are edgy autistic teenagers always communists
fingered tomi lahren in a jack in the box parking lot one time
>>78013858
>>78014021
yes it is you mongs
>>78014046
>anglo blood
>>78013883
>>78014082
good post
>>78014082
oh fuck
>>78014046
Did you fuck her lad?
>>78014046
>going on holiday
>bought The Tin Drum to read
>paperback is the same as the hardcover
It's a shame. I really like the Everymans Library copies of books 'cause they look so nice but it's impractical to sit there reading it really
>>78014032
fucking LOL
love rick and morty
see you kids on reddit
pickles OUT
type your thoughts upon seeing this cat
>>78014082
wonder what janny'll think of this
>hostel claims 18-35 year old policy
>get there and half the people I see are 40+
> some aul one who's probably about 60 and takes 2 years to climb the one little narrow staircase in the building
ahh yes ""''youth""" hostels
>>78014109
vile
i just talked to my dad throughout the ordeal about travel
why is timmy playing jingle bells in august the madhead
if you were famous would you edit your wikipedia page?
off to the pub
want to neck myself 2bh
>>78014126
did you go for the cheapest one you could find?
>>78014046
>legos
fuck off yank
>>78014123
>>78014075
alri french fry
>>78014123
i like it's eyes
white cockneys are vile horrible people
hope they all leave to essex
>>78014125
I don't think it breaks any rules.
Twitter would send the police round, but I think it's safe on 4chan.
>didn't book my seats in the pub
>have to stand
>>78014125
what you on about?
>[P]
>>78014136
you really love this picture don't you paddy
>>78014137
the irish post
>>78014157
>white cockneys
this isn't the 80s
>>78014046
i'm a normal and nice commie
>>78014165
hope you remembered to bring your pint glass
>>78014123
Hope it drowns LOL
>>78014193
Long Good Friday is pure Cockneykino
>>78014171
it's kind of a disturbing image
>>78014193
yeah I know there's a few of them left in london and I want them all gone
I'd gladly take on 5 million refugees just to get rid of them
>>78014136
ahh yes the regressive left
>>78014200
no such thing as a normal commie
i'm sure you're perfectly nice though
>>78014218
Welcome to 4chan.
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>78014123
i wouldn't make out with it
the gfs taken a year out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUBJOf0p9_c
new nerve song
I actually don't browse reddit that much. check worldnews maybe once an hour and might check the front page a few times throughout the day, but thats it. don't even remember the last time I left a comment
>can't watch valerian because literally not even a cam is up
gay
>>78014082
That man has had his life ruined forever and you're using him for some cheap laughs? I wonder how you'd feel if the positions were reversed. You're bloody revolting mate
>forgot to take my pint glass to the pub
>had to cup the beer in my hands and slurp it up
business idea: wank slowly, using deliberate strokes, to really feel and understand your willy
>>78014245
isn't this the girl that shakes her tits around in that webm
TURNTMYSELFINTOAPICKLE MORTYYYYYYY
>>78014136
white people fuck white people
A little preachy but I don't have a problem with the anti-miscegenation message. The races are all very fine and well on their own but they shouldn't mix and it's cruel on the kids as they always end up confused as fuck and often with disorders like epilepsy.
surprised the BBC haven't ordered eastenders to completely cut out all white characters from the cast
what do you call a fat psychic?
a four-chin teller
>>78014146
yes
>>78014153
yes
>>78014203
no
>>78014239
no
>>78014182
of course I do. its fucking hilarious
>>78014271
rorkes are mentally ill
>>78014288
post it and i'll tell you
Off to Costa with the gf
>>78014271
>>78014315
i'll try and find it
>>78014316
more like costa a lota
>>78014301
Yeah the blooming BBC and their blooming diversity agenda
Crazy innit it's like they want to kill All white people
>>78014123
My thought can only be expressed in image form.
>>78014293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJQWRw7Yvw
>>78014245
>no video in a year
>no tweet in a year
>last instagram feb 15th
she's gone missing
>>78014350
*sits cross legged and takes out a book*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTkdP2M5uac
choon here tbf
>>78014352
this but unironically
>>78014352
>mfw
>>78014380
she died in one of the latest terror attacks
>>78014376
>>78014407
t. idiot dolt
>>78014246
pretty good tbf
feel out of it
say something nice about this lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVPHA1h-508
>>78014271
Do you find this joke to be in poor taste?
are there any clubs/pubs that play this kind of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqqw9RGmwU
always wonder how niche music genres like this sustain themselves outside of youtube playlists
got a cracker of a post coming up lads
>>78014485
he still has more facial hair than me
Woah....
So this is the power of atheism...
>>78014485
cool hair
>>78014376
>>78014488
No, they're all dead
>>78014500
is it victoria's tit?
>>78014437
>>78014508
none of what he said is atheism though.
>>78014499
of course theres clubs with choons like this in it
>>78014499
you might hear something slightly similar during warmup/in the chill out room at a regular techno event
very boring spotify tier music though
*shitty bait image*
*shitty meme image*
*shitty house image that you posted an hour ago anyway*
*shitty cat image*
wow truly a great thread this
Whole city's flooded. Took an hour to get home praying the rivers of water in the street wouldn't sneak up my exhaust or that the water wasn't concealing a massive rock. Cars broken down from flooded engines. Meme crossover drivers stuck in ditches from thinking they were piloting Land Cruisers.
Can't wait to fuck off outta here.
>>78014546
What about this one?
>>78014537
looking at this gives me anxiety
poo will never come close to how i feeeeeell
>>78014578
triangles triangles triangles!!!!
>>78014577
i bless the rains doown in africa
ah yes the so-called self-styled "regressive left"
>>78014232
>no such thing as a normal commie
yeh there is
>>78014558
i dont like this cat its frightening
>>78014578
NEED more stone cladding
____________
| >>78014575 |
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caught a fresh runt lads, any takers?
GOD'S A PIC-*BUUUUUUUURP*-KLE MORTYYYY
>>78014537
alri houselad
>>78014632
50 quid!
>>78013042
nah just the old 'xiety
>>78014590
Same, used to get a house 3 times that size for that price, and that was in my lifetime.
Best learn to work from home and live in the countryside in a fucking caravan or something.
So this shit really happens, huh?
>>78012486
>>78014632
a tenner and a pack of kopparberg
>>78014315
>>78014245
ah no, it's not her.
but her weird eyebrow raise+smile reminded me of the webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502028205745.webm
https://youtu.be/7KEqXtR2MRg
crucial choon
*ruins your country*
>>78014632
>>78014651
75!
>>78014650
if you're going to do this at least go to the effort of finding a nice gaff
which apu best sums up your feelings right now?
Black Beauties (also known as Black Birds or Black Bombers) are a combination of Amphetamine (Speed) and Dextroamphetamine (Active salt in Adderall). Pills are typically 20 milligrams. Effects include a mild to moderate euphoria, increased hyperactivity, increased awareness of surroundings, increased intrest in repetitive or normally boring activities, decreased apetite, and decreased ability to sleep. The added dextroamphetamine reduces comedown effects compared to amphetamine alone, but not to the extent of methamphetamine.
Black beauties were the drug of choice for truck drivers during the late 60's and early 70's, prior to the advent of methamphetamine. Methamphetamine became popular because drivers had the ability to sleep after the drug's effects wore off.
why did caralad kill himself?
>>78014650
wow..
so this..
is the power of abolishing greenbelts..
>>78014670
>300k euros
too expensive
ethiopia looks nicer than britain
>>78014699
>>78014701
died of shock when he looked in the mirror lmao
>>78014701
sometimes those bridges look awfully inviting
absolute STATE of the UK housing market
get depressed just thinking about it, how the FUCK are we gonna raise families?
>>78014754
by electing a popular labour government led by jeremy corbyn
>>78014701
he got his cataracts removed and realised how ugly cara actually is and then offed himself
>>78014754
Families are racist
>>78014686
the 50s/60s were a mistake
>>78014754
don't think we need to worry about raising a family any time soon
>>78014754
>how the FUCK are we gonna raise families?
oh goiym, you don't
>>78014754
Import more people to replace the indigenous folks.
Ordered an enema
Got delivered to my neighbour
Will they know what i ordered?
>>78014754
>white people
>having kids
bit racist
>>78014699
hate koppaberg
love strongbow
simple as
business idea: become a billionaire, change your name to Fanny, and name a town after yourself called Fannyham
>>78014765
idiot
he'll tax the balls out of the private sector
Got some bunda
>>78014754
>how the FUCK are we gonna raise families?
being a 30 year old kissless virgin helps
>>78014677
looks nothing like her
>>78014754
Unironically deport all non-Brits and watch the prices go down and the available jobs/wages go up. Or just do what I'm going to do and become a pirate and you can raise a family on the boat.
>>78014813
it's called "progressive taxation" sweetie x
>>78014830
yeah that's why i vaguely asked the question
the face doesn't look the same, but the facial reaction looked similar
I only see polish families
theyre identical to brits anyway
>>78014859
t. face blind autist
house boats are a decent and very affordable way to live
>>78014840
gypsy
>>78014867
mind stop being aggressive lad
everyone makes mistakes
everyone has those days
nobody's perfect
>>78014877
Try again
>Unironically deport all non-Brits and watch the prices go down and the available jobs/wages go up
chewin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiFy9L3tZFw
initiating excessively enthusiastic cider consumption sequence
jfc look at the size of yank fizzy
>>78014897
germanic invader scum
>>78014915
Gluttonous cunts
>>78014699
>>78014915
I would love to shoot these with a bow and arrows
>>78014915
could do with a cold class of pop right now 2bh
>>78014939
cuuuuuuute
weird how Ireland is literally right next to us and I know pretty much nothing about it or what goes on there. They even speak the same language and all.
Just look at this specimen
>>78014914
No idea what he's up to, what he does in his life. What does he even look like? What's it like where he lives? Who knows. May as well be an alien.
>>78014915
fucking state of them
>>78014826
you might be a khv padddy, but I sure has hell ain't
53
too 'dora to 'dorapost.
one pint of aspartame and corn syrup please
don't worry I brought my own glass
>>78014939
wish I were autistic and creative enough to make images like this
finns really are a species to be preserved
>>78014905
Demand and supply. There's too much demand for housing and too much supply of labour.
exiting this uncomfy thread
>>78014968
giggled heartily at this post
>>78014699
>>78014968
Lots of Irish have a certain look because of a smaller genepool
It looks identical to the UK apart from slightly different road markings/signs. A lot of the buildings are similar to ours but have their own style
SHART
*doo doo*
IN YOUR
*poo poo*
MART
*woo woo*
>>78014968
His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he comes from, and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, or he would not rather have stayed there... in peace? War will make corpses of us all.
>Demand and supply. There's too much demand for housing and too much supply of labour.
>>78015020
why sad
Any escort lads in? How much do you spend a month on them?
Show me an honest man.
hey dude can I get uhhhh a hormone burger annndddddd uhhh aspartame pitcher please, yeah supersized thanks
Keep losing on football manager
dislikes: denmark, great britain, ireland
likes: long walks on the beach, netflix
>>78014968
probably not that much of a difference overall, largely as a result of watching/consuming the same TV and music and culture ye do
the border-hopping jew is a bit of a nuisance isn't he
>>78015078
>when white "people" say T H I C C
>>78014968
Who can say? Probably like pikeys?
newcastle mentioned
>>78015042
gurl i used to orbit showed up to a party
haven't seen her in years
attrcted to girls faces, bodies and genitals and men's genitals but not mens bodies and faces. what am i
yanks have asbestos, fluoride, mercury, lead and estrogens in their tapwater
I SEE PRIDE
I SEE POWER
ey why waite ppl never season dey chicken tho
becoming religious lads
>>78015041
I have to assume that if you had a reasonable argument you would present it. Instead, you concede in the most childish way possible. Enjoy knowing you're wrong and being too petty to admit it.
>>78015129
feck off normie
Which one of you pricks called me a specimen earlier
>>78015140
bit stupid
>>78015161
I'm really not though I made an ass of myself because I'm socially awkward
>>78015164
>>78015173
don't care
>>78015151
at this stage you're just spouting buzzwords that you don't understand
it has been shown time and time again that immigrants do not "steal" jobs from natives nor depress their wages
heem all irshmen
>>78015205
well you should. condemning yourself to ignorance and fear.
>cackling middle age boomers are drinking wine next door while talking about inane things
DES
>American "beef"
[picture of a small shrivled mutilated penis gasping for air]
>Australian Beef
[picture of big cut penis that's a bit too dry to take]
>Canadian BEEF
[picture of a huge uncut penis that looks more like a damp log crossed with an angry anteater]
>>78015233
more to religion than that lad
>well you should. condemning yourself to ignorance and fear.
>>78015248
respect your elders runt
DRES
the so-called german hates refugees but loves open borders
>>78015209
>increase size of job pool
>number of jobs stays the same
ree not stealing or affecting the job market at all i swear
>>78014968
screaming
>>78015266
it offers nothing you cant already achieve.
>>78015140
fedora as fuck but consider myself catholic and put myself down as such in the census. something about this whole rise of secularism seems pernicious to me, even if I agree with the basic logic of most of it
>>78015275
do it again bomber harris
reckon we should increase immigration but only to those I like
>>78015209
When the supply of something goes up, and demand stays the same, the price goes down. This formula applies to labour as much as any commodity. This is the most basic level of economic theory and you're denying it in the name of political correctness.
I'm not saying kick out all the immigrants, I'm just stating very basic, undeniable facts.
>>78015272
dont respect undignified runts
>>78015330
haha does that mean I can come!
>>78015320
secularism is the reason why you have the 1st world life you have.
>something about this whole rise of secularism seems pernicious to me, even if I agree with the basic logic of most of it
just watched the new alien flick, it's shit, don't bother
Think I've been in bed all day lads
Dreading another week of toil
redpill: not all immigrants are the same
poles, indians, chinks, germans: good workers
pakistanis, romanians, arabs, bulgarians: don't work
>>78015340
eww
*walks away*
>>78015356
baffling hatpost
Religious people give me the fear desu
>>78015225
*heems you*
>>78015335
Yes brainlet everyone knows supply and demand but you don't understand how the labour market changes as population changes. Demand never stays the same
Numerous empirical studies on the subject show the same thing - immigrants don't "steal" jobs nor depress wages
>baffling hatpost
>>78015351
no, that's capitalism.
>>78015392
yeh, weird lot 2bh. literally just turning your brain off.
4chan X seems to have been updated. You will need to reload the page.
>>78015327
hello cat
tall cat
>>78015417
[x]
Why do people like anime?
>>78015380
haha aww... haha! *keeps grinning even though a small tear has started to well up* haha
>>78015356
I literally started my post with the word fedora you twat
Hatposting is anti-intellectual
<3
>not wearing a large silver crucifix at all times to let proddies know their place.
>>78015484
yank teeth are offputting
>>78015406
Present one of these studies instead of just claiming your point has been proven and expecting people to accept that.
i am morally superior to g*d and so are most of you. true story.
used to suck the sweat out of my gf's socks whilst she was away.
>I literally started my post with the word fedora you twat
>>78015484
>coloured hair beware
hatpost me
>>78015498
>pleased spoonfeed me
>>78015511
thats actually a really good tattoo
78015526
Have a you instead
>brainlets understanding religion on the most basic of levels
Hope you're having fun LARPing as boomers lads
agree with the concept of God in a Hobbesian manner. the image of God as the greatest Leviathan to keep the masses in order is a good system.
God is either not all powerful or not all good.
does the irishman think like us? does he feel like us?
>hatpost me
>>78015498
for starters:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lump_of_labour_fallacy
here's a good sum up:
https://www.reddit.com/r/badeconomics/comments/6r1l3z/immigration_encore_weve_been_over_this_but/
Now go on and nitpick at some minor detail :^)
>>78015529
burden of prood and all that
>>78015556
got any evidence to support that claim?
>>78015562
I got shouted at by some irish bitch whilst out cycling last year so I've filtered all irish flags since then
>>hatpost me
im a prefect of the evocati
>>78015529
Expecting someone to support their claim with evidence is unreasonable now?
>>78015614
>gif
fuck off
>cites reddit as proof
>>78015614
>>78015590
we're not in elementary school, you can educate yourself
>>78015675
going to call me a shitlord as well?
>w-well I just want to be rational like my part-time female pastor said, so I'm becoming an a-athe-agnostic!
So is the idea of these threads to just shitpost and not reply to each other??