Dear Serbia

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>What culture were you actually trying to protect from the Ottomans or Austrians?
stopped reading, Serbians didn't protect anyone from the Ottomans. Unless being ruled by them and having the local bey take the bride for the first night for 600 years means "protecting"

Give credit where it's due, to the Hungarians, Croats, and Poles

>>78010005
>turk
>good at video games
Stopped reading there. Turks are the worst CS GO players ever, I hate being in the same team with the Turks.

>>78010005
>islam
>true faith

kindly fuck off roach

>>78010005
turks are as ugly as serbs

Srbs have great singers such as Roki Vulovic

>>78010524
This. Maybe it is wrong what he sings about, I can't stop listening to him.

Even bought the same pair of glasses like him, so I can sing along wearing him.

>>78010524
>Vulović has the greatest respect for Josip Broz Tito and for Vladimir Putin .
In the trash he goes

>>78010059
>flag
LAWL

>>78010060
>belgium
>true country
LAWL

>>78010106
serbs look like Turks because they are rapebabies. Bosnians are equals to Turks because they adopted Islam and ruled the Balkans along with the Turk ALFA male

Dear Shitposting Central
>Why are you so shit?
Post-war years saw no bright light, only a parade of used up corrupt politicians from the 90s
>What culture were you actually trying to protect from the Ottomans or Austrians?
Serbia had a fucking Empire before the Turks
We did trade deals with Austrians in the 19th, so I kinda don't know what you're on about.
Except if you think of Austrian annexation of Bosnia, which people of Bosnia didn't like for most stupid reasons. Jebiga.
>Why do you claim you were heroic in WW2 when the fact is, most of your ancestors were Četnik cucks and Belgrade was the first major city to declare itself as Judenfrei?
Serbia rarely claims to be heroic in WW2, but we do have a major turn on for WW1. Cetniks' collaboration strategies were questionable, but lest we forget they were an actual, legitimate fraction of the Kingdom's army, unlike Partisans. Belgrade was bombed'n'occupied in 1941, so we had little say there
>Why did you break up universally respected and socially advanced Jugoslavia?
Yeah, the Croats pretty much did that
>Why do you portray yourself as perpetual victims despite not being invaded by your neighbours for over 100 years?
>What is NDH?
Plus, you don't need to be invaded by your neighbor to be a victim ffs, it's not the only option
>Why did Nicola Tesla, the ONLY Serb to have ever made any tangible contribution to humanity, renounce his citizenship and get the fuck out of there at the earliest opportunity?
He renounced his Austrian citizenship, as he was born in Austrian Empire. He declared as a Serb his entire life.
>Why couldn't you take Bosnia despite having the entire arsenal of the JNA behind you?
Because Bosnia had NATO behind them. Plus I believe the war was staged, but that doesn't change the fact that Bosnia had NATO.

>Ceca
She is the wife of Arkan Raznatovic, a Serb paramilitary leader
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0rdsO-B0I_I

>>78009717
We know we are shit,you don't need to point it out.

>>78009717
>reddit spacing

>>78010597
I can see You are a real Roki fan.

But we fought to keep Yugoslavia

>>78010867
>Because Bosnia had NATO behind them. Plus I believe the war was staged, but that doesn't change the fact that Bosnia had NATO.
NATO didn't even participate heavily until Srebrenica 1995 by then the war was over, they even put a Embargo on us so we to smuggle weapons in, unless your opponent is old sick or a child you cant fight

>>78011081
The West ordered us to pull back the JNA in 1992

>>78010867
>Why couldn't you take Sarajevo despite you having overwhelming military and tactical advantages and them only having home-made weaponry to defend themselves for three fucking years?
It was fucking besieged for 4 years.
>Why, despite grabbing all Jugoslav wealth, is Serbia a dysfunctional shithole which is unlikely to ever enter the EU?
They pretty much want us to recognise Kosovo in order to enter EU, which no politician wants to do, as they will 100% get replaced in the next election, if not sooner.
>Why did you kill Zoran Đinđić despite him being your only hope?
Djindjic was working for ((them)) at the turn of the century, but he started pushing agenda that was actually useful for Serbia when he got the power, so it was time for him to step down
Once you get the shekel. you're bound to it
>Why, despite having legitimate world stage players, is your football team ranked behind the likes of Congo DR, Burkina Faso and Bosnia?
The FA is corrupt just as any state organization, and players pretty much don't like playing under such an organization. Plus we change managers like twice a cycle
>Why can't your football fans go literally one fucking match without making a complete and utter mockery of themselves?
That's just media overblowing stuff, I follow domestic football and it's not as bad as it seems. Also most of the European away matches go quite nicely, with a few exceptions of course
>To your credit, you can claim a few decent musicians like Balašević and EKV... but they loathed Serb nationalism and were deeply ashamed of the way Serbs acted in the period leading to the break up.
Personally, I love Balasevic's music, as he is from the same region as I am, so it really resonates with me, but everyone who played with him or worked with him in any way said that he is a crooked person. EKV are a bunch of heroin addicts, but I like them. I know I haven't made a point with this, but that's basically because I agree with them to an extent.

>>78011042
Making Yugoslavia Greater Serbia is not fighting for Yugoslavia

>>78011112
is that why howitzers were around Sarajevo before the war began? Planed years in advance literally 4th strongest arsenal in Europe and you goofed it up

Serbia is shit because of your western friends interfering in politics in this region

>>78011153
Cause there was no trained personnel, just shitty militias. Defending is also a lot easier than attacking and we were dealing with sanctions

Serbs like to LARP as Russians who are just alcoholic wife beaters and gopniks LOL

>>78011115
>Serbia, you are really really shit in every regard. I wouldn't mind so much as most countries are quite shit to some degree. But you're so fucking proud of yourselves. More so than probably any other nation/state in the whole world.
>I don't get it.
>Why are you so shit?
>Yours sincerely,
>Fuck off.
Yeah we're proud.
Would you like to know why?
Because every country should be proud of themselves
You know friend, let me tell you a wise saying that isn't all that related to this
It's not the stupid people's fault, it never can be.

>>78011211
Are you seriously complaining about sanctions?
>Defending is also a lot easier than attacking
NATO bombed Belgrade for 78 days, Sarajevo withheld a siege for 4 fucking years, do you know what it's like listening to 150 mm shells drop down like rain for 4 years? I can't sleep with out the sound now i have it on my playlist before sleep its become nostalgic

>>78011040
I love the guy. My favorite hits are Pet Stotina Godina and Kucni Prag.

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>>78011115
>Serbs actually believe that what keeps them from entering the EU is Kosovo

>>78011211
but you were defending for the most part cuz the West ordered you to pull back the JNA in 1992 and you were defeated pretty fast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9HXAoV7Zw
listen to that kitten roar

>>78011343
i know there are a ton of things to do in order to enter the eu, but the main problem is still kosovo
you know, because it still IS a requirement and nobody wants to do it

>>78011465
Frankly speaking, why the hell do you even want it? It's full of Albanians, for fuck's sake, and even other Albanians hate them for being savages that shit in the streets

>>78011553
Its like if you lost sicily wouldent you be upset?

>>78011649
Sicilians are not some completely alien ethnicity like with Serbians and Albanians, they are Italians. And if Sicily was as shit as Kosovo and keeping them was actually harming my country like Kosovo is doing to Serbia, I'd be more than glad to let them rot by themselves

>>78011553
one of the oldest serbian clays, we have a whole bunch of monasteries there, many of which are under the UNESCO protection, the battle of Kosovo Polje happened there (the one where we halted Ottoman's advance for a few decades) etc etc
plus we fucking urbanized the region, pretty much dragged it through 20th century, we have some major power plants that we built, a huge mining complex etc
they would basically steal all of that

>>78011762
Ok, but can you realistically conquer it back and prevent it from breaking free again? Because the more realpolitik approach would be to let go and cut your losses, make a deal for those mining companies and power plants and let the Albos kill each other while you roll in EUbux

>>78011864
Thats too rational for Balkan cavemen

>>78011762
>we have a whole bunch of monasteries there
you had a whole bunch of monasteries there

>>78011864
Mining company is Serbia, dose not have the same ring to it online dose it

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>>78011962
Oh Croatia

>>78011864
nah, they won't kill each other
maybe in the course of 150 years after we recognize them, but nobody in serbia is ready to think that far ahead
its kinda hard to make a deal with them tho, as they are backed up by nato&usa
they actually laid claim on all those factories lol (albos)
they're still under serbian control tho
>>78011920
i already wrote in this thread, every politician is scared to do any kind of definitive deal with the albos, as they would get replaced very soon, or something even worse

>>78009717
Serbia did nothing wrong, it was literally an autist from Bosnia that did the shootings and Austria had no evidence or grounds to invade Serbia just by this act of assassination. Austria, imo, was very autistic about the whole matter and flung the whole world into war.

>>78012179
It was mostly the Germans who pushed them to make those unacceptable demands to Serbia, as usual the Huns were out for blood

Serbs are Bulgarianized Croats

>>78012179
Austria wanted to invade Balkans for the considerable amount of time at the dawn of WW1
>>78012271
Here's that ultimatum
The Austro-Hungarian ultimatum demanded from the Serbian state to formally and publicly condemn the "dangerous propaganda" against Austria-Hungary, the ultimate aim of which, it claimed, is to "detach from the Monarchy territories belonging to it". Moreover, Belgrade should "suppress by every means this criminal and terrorist propaganda".
In addition, the Serbian government should
Suppress all publications which "incite hatred and contempt of the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy" and are "directed against its territorial integrity"
Dissolve the Serbian nationalist organisation Narodna Odbrana ("The People's Defense") and all other such societies in Serbia
Eliminate without delay from schoolbooks and public documents all "propaganda against Austria-Hungary"
Remove from the Serbian military and civil administration all officers and functionaries whose names the Austro-Hungarian Government will provide.
Accept in Serbia "representatives of the Austro-Hungarian Government" for the "suppression of subversive movements"
Bring to trial all accessories to the Archduke's assassination and allow "Austro-Hungarian delegates" (law enforcement officers) to take part in the investigations.
Arrest Major Vojislav Tankosić and civil servant Milan Ciganović who were named as participants in the assassination plot
Cease the cooperation of the Serbian authorities in the "traffic in arms and explosives across the frontier"; dismiss and punish the officials of Šabac and Loznica frontier service, "guilty of having assisted the perpetrators of the Sarajevo crime"
Provide "explanations" to the Austro-Hungarian Government regarding "Serbian officials" who have expressed themselves in interviews "in terms of hostility to the Austro-Hungarian Government".
Notify the Austro-Hungarian Government "without delay" of the execution of the measures comprised in the ultimatum

>>78011115
>but everyone who played with him or worked with him in any way said that he is a crooked person
Daj detalje, uvijek ljudi nesto tako seru o Balasevicu a niko da isprica nista konkretno, imas neki socni trac ili anegdotu?

>>78010059
uh huh

>>78009717
jebem ti majku u picku ja

>>78012618
e jebiga, nisam ni ja cuo nista konkretno
to mi je jedan muzicar pricao koji zna bas dosta muzicara po nsu, nije sa balasevicem on svirao al se naslusao prica
treca ruka jebiga

>>78010867
>Serbia had a fucking Empire before the Turks
Wow a grand empire of 25 years
At least the Greeks can say they created civilization or Macedonians can brag about Alexander. What do Serbs have?

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10 min sex session and i am sweating like a whore in church seriously fuck this weather

>>78012701
>Greeks can say they created civilization
No, they can't.

>>78012718
premature ejacuation is a serious problem

>>78012701
>Macedonians
I sure as hell hope that you didn't mean FYROM by that
It dissolved because we didn't have a proper, strong heir to inherit such an empire
we did a pretty good job at recovering it, almost fully, but then the grand ottoman came

>>78012804
Pekka tell me how cool the winds are and cold your beer is

serbs are turks

>>78012846
I didn't even ejaculate just straight show sweat was going down my ass checks it not nice

>>78012472
This

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>>78012804
Yes... please tell me about the grand Finnish mudhuts of 1000 AD

>>78012848
>I sure as hell hope that you didn't mean FYROM by that
Can you repeat this in english?

That's it i am opening 2 windows promaha be damned

>>78012850
It's a comfy 18+ celsius atm, going to the store soon for some more beverages.

>>78012968
What part did you not understand
FYROM-Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia

>>78012968
Sumerians invented civilization, not Greeks.

>>78013158
Sumerians were Nordic

>>78013014
what is it with you slavs and a mortal fear of drafts?

>>78012684
to sto mislis drugome pozeli i sebi, da te kletava sudbine nikad stigla nebi

>>78013342
it's one of those things parents and especially grandparents tell you when you are a lil slav lol
the draft will kill you! they used to scream

>>78013407
Also that every cold you ever had is somehow a result of a draft

>>78009717
Fantastic post.

>grew up in Rustbelt area with lots of south Slav immigrants and their kids, grandkids in the 90s
>only one of the old world prejudices seemed to legitimately stick
>this prejudice was reinforced by everyone's experience
Don't ever trust a Serb. They're vicious, backstabbing opportunists. They're also as moronically quick to violence as Bulgarians.

>>78013489
lol

>>78013407
I wonder where the habit comes from, I saw it in Russia as well.

Some kind of malicious wind god from pagan days perhaps?

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>>78013589
Are you mocking me?

>>78012846
>premature ejacuation
I remember when I thought that lasting a long time was a good thing. Fuck that, we've got more important shit to do. Once you're really good at it, you'll both be able to get yours in under 5.

>>78013065
>FYROM-Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
Well excuse me for not knowing Balkan lingo. And what did I say was wrong?

>>78013979
It's not Balkan lingo, it's the official name of the country lol FYROM is just the abbreviation
Well they are not the real Macedonians that had Alexander lol. The region of Macedonia is only partially in the country of FYROM
Hell, Skopje even used to be Serbian capital in the medieval times at one point

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>>78014064
Name your whole country after a tiny region because of a dude that lived 10.000 years ago
>pic related
average Macedonian

>>78013979
FYROM is the official name m8, from under what rock did you come? Haven't you heard about the butthurt between Greece and FYROM over the name Macedonia?

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>>78009717
>Falling for the shitskin Albanian bait and actually arguing with him

>>78015516
>expecting anything from /int/ these days
Neger bidde

hello

>>78016130
Hello

>>78009717
This is the mentality of pretty much the entire balkan peninsula, save for croatia

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this kill the mud

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>>78018365
>mentality of pretty much the entire balkan peninsula, save for croatia
What about Slovenia? If it's the same as Croatia, then I have a theory...

>>78019730
we don t consider slovenia a part of balkan

>>78019787
Janez Hudicek detected.

>>78019787
Every definition I've seen online was different. My Slovenian grandma referred to Slovenia as Balkan.

>>78020349
Serbs say it's from Albania and Bulgaria downwards, Croats say it's from Bosnia downwards, Slovenes say it's from Croatia downwards, Austrians say it's from Slovenia downwards, Germans say it's from Austria downwards, you get the idea.

>>78020349
It is Balkan they are just doing good for them self's and the rest of us are salty about it so they make fun of it, mind you not being Balkan is not a bad thing

>>78020556
>Germans say it's from Austria downwards
I never heard this

>>78020556
>Serbs say it's from Albania and Bulgaria downwards
never heard this

>>78020556
It's like the state of West Virginia as it relates to our South. It's basically a buffer zone between civilization and the South.

>>78020556
Why does nobody want to be balkan???

>>78021171
because no one wants to be associated with the horrors of the 90s

>>78021171
Only ones who do are nostalgic diaspora

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>>78020556
>Icelanders say it's from UK downwards

>>78009717
OOH HE GOT YOU

>>78009717
Balkanites are the most fucked up people on this Earth after the Middle-Easterners
Ottoman/Austria should've annexed them till this day

>>78016130
zdravo

>>78010524
>Roki Vulovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAEFu7qGYKM

Thanks for yet another reason to post this masterpiece inspired by him

>>78022096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtItRmBSmD0

>>78021769
nah, we actually work the best when we're sovereign but under a strong monarch
tito was a psyop to fuck things up
ironically we had a pretty nice (but short) run with him because he was an autocrate

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>>78022252
With the power of friendship we can do anything

>>78022252
You know, for a culture that has issues with the primacy of a single bishop, you Easterners sure do seem to have a daddy fetish when it comes to governance.

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>>78009717
MY SIDES ARE ON SATURN RIGHT NOW! EXCELLENT POST!

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SERBS! HAHAHA!

>>78022252
>>78022397
It's not about governance, it's about the collective mentality of "everyone else is a useless hack so I'm gonna be useless as well because it does not pay off to be hardworking except when gastarbeiting abroad".
...and that probably stems from external governance, yes.
This is a pan-yugoslav problem.

>>78022467
Jorge what do you know about the Balkans

>>78021769
>a fucking muslim chink

>>78022496
>everyone else is a useless hack so I'm gonna be useless as well
I lived my whole life by that policy

>>78010005
I'm sorry but Serbian girls are pretty hot

>>78022397
eh, we have whole lots of issues with the catholic church apart from the pope one
kek
its fucked up here because everyone thinks they're smart and that they know the best
so it's kinda the best for us to have that one strong figure that will really know the best
>>78022496
but this is recent
this is post-war depression
the thing is
in that war
nobody actually fucking won
look at the state of balkans 2k17
sve smo mi to 45 platili druze moj

>>78022566
I'm a stealth-neet on government bux. Guilty as charged.
I do my part by not being angry about things that I'm (in)directly responsible of.

t. Shqip Irwin

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>>78022691
That's because balkan girls are basically finns/swedes.
Here's a totally-not-cherrypicked haplogroup that has not been downloaded from stormfront at all.

>>78022555
You literally started the 2nd Balkan War and let let the Turks put their food on Balkan again, Turk rapebaby

>>78022956
Watch out for the ocean rising.

>>78022956
*foot

>>78023035
Watch out for the balkan cavemen hordes

>>78023102
I am the Balkan cavemen hordes.

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>>78011762

>one of the oldest

No it's not. You have older clay which denotes your non-Europeaness.

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>>78022496
I was just saying that Orthodox cunts seem to have a preference for autocrats.
That's all.

>>78022725
>mfw Orthodox can't even into understanding the nature of the Trinity
Could I possibly interest you in some filioque?

>>78023189
lets all go back to africa, shall we?
ffs you know what he meant
>>78023169
never though i'd be this proud of a bulgarian

>>78022811
Women don't have y-DNA retard.

>>78023189
So they are Pakistanis, I fucking knew it, nobody can be that dark and hairy and get away with it

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>>78023262
How long is too long? Serbs only arrived in Europe 1500 years ago while GYPSIES came around 1000 years ago but gypsies are clearly not European while Serbs are? Hypocrisy frankly.

>>78023169
How about do a favour for your neighbours then, like kill yourself

>>78023247
hehehe good one

although schismatics aren't heretics still, they are damned self-important pricks though

>>78023189
serb x-posed, I thought they were a 13th jewish tribe

>>78023360
maybe beecause gypsies are nomadic copper stealing syphilitic scum?

>>78023453
And Serbs aren't?

>>78023189
I though the popular consensus was that they were from the Indian state of Rajasthan?

>>78023549

Pakistan used to be Rajasthan.

>>78023565
I though Eastern Pakistan is the Punjab and Sindh.

>>78023308
Most Serbs today are assimilated natives that the original Serbs cucked but to say any land in Europe belongs to Serbs is ridiculous. This is why Kosovo was and will never be Serbian land.

>>78023658
>but to say any land in Europe belongs to Serbs is ridiculous.
Fuck off leaf this is the most retarded libtard shit ive heard today

>>78023757
>libtard

I'm a national socialist that's aware of history.

>>78023823
Youre a chink.

>>78023996
You're statistically a literal shitskin. Amerinigger.

>>78009717
Why did your parents leave Croatia?

>>78023757
tbqh there's only a small % of R1a* in Srbija and if you see their facces they don't look Slavic at all.

So yes one point Sorbs cucked a vl*ch majority into becoming like them

>>78024199
R1a came from India. Sorbs were just Germanics cucked by literal brown shitskins with their shitskin swamp language.

>>78024413
>literal brown shitskins
What's a hypothetical brown shitskin?

>>78024657
Australians.

>>78024811
rude

>>78010059
this statement is TRUE
but russians are no better

>>78023823
>I'm a national socialist
Canadians need to be culled

Let's kick this party up a notch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Qyz2By4g8

>>78023189
this map is legit but you obviously don't know shit about ancient history

Serbs are direct descendants of Shem, son of Noah.

Shem, Ham and Japheth, sons of Noah, after they have left the Ark after the flood they started moving around the world. One part of the Shem's tribe went to India.

In India, Noah was called Manu. Shem, his son, was called Sarm. From Sarm or Sarb became Sarbans. At that time in India there was a huge anarchy which is why Serbs left the India. You can find old epic songs which are telling about India and mentioning the situation and why they left it

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>>78027550

>>78029858
so you are saying that serbs are gypsies

>>78029953
no, I just told you that Serbs are descendants of the greatest patriarch after the Noah, his son, Shem

>>78030205
>Serbs left the India.
gypsies also left india to go to balkan

>>78030345
Gypsies came here around 12th century, Serbs came to Europe a long before that. Also this is one half of the Serbian people, other half are descendants of Illyrius

And show some respect, they are your ancestors too. Croats are just catholic Serbs, you used to be just a one Serbian tribe

>>78029948
kek