/brit/

wonder if i could get a job in japan for a bit

tfw no british bf

egg

thainigger

thread needs more hilarious pickles

Getting back into the swing of this website

>>78007072
you could get a language teaching job pretty easily

but i wouldnt
japan is a great place to visit, not so much to live in

watching jamie at home repeats again lads. he's doing beans today.

Beans

>tfw no british man to stuff my throat full of pickles

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PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

will have worked 169 hours between the 1st and 17th of august lads

swear I'm slightly allergic to something in my parent's house

fucking annoying

doing my best

>>78007121
it's not good enough

if thailad was pickle rick he'd be thaipickle

>>78007118
probably allergic to hard work! haha just joking love gran x

>>78007126
sorry dad

>>78007096
>not so much to live in
why's that?

>>78007144
i'm not your dad

hmm wasted 40 quid and lost some hearing, will not be going out again for a while me thinks

>>78007148
do you want to be?

state enforced homosexuality

if thailad was a place to hang clothes he'd be thairack

decided to have beans on toast for lunch

if thailad was some thot's rack he'd be thaithot

>>78007116
>10 hours a day
do you work every day or do you just work really long shifts? either way swear this is illegal

>>78007152
>lost some hearing
it's always temporary unless you do it often. what kind of night out is 40 quid? could easily have a decent night for 6/7 pounds

>>78007172
its not illegal if you choose to work that much

NEED a Mercedes
NEED to sit in that beautiful sleek cabin at night with that lovely blue LED glow

If thailad got caught at the playground and locked up he'd be thaisad

>>78007164
>10am and already decided what to have for lunch
wish i was this forward thinking with my life

>>78007173
>the virgin night

>>78007172
>>78007179
it would be but i waived my rights under the european working time directive in order to earn more money

>>78007018
Bees don't.

if thailad was chinese he'd be thairad

I wish people on this planet weren't so perverted.

if thailad was handsome, confident and good at pulling he'd be thaichad

any grim cunt ITT without a license?

THAIRAD!!! YOU BEEN FUCKING RADYBOYS AGAIN BEHIND MY BACK!

I’d recommend taking those largely useless speed cameras away from main roads, and putting them on every suburban street instead, set at 20mph.

>>78007147
work culture is insane
very strict and oblique social norms

general xenophobia

>>78007194
i did get poo'd on by a bee once ahaha

>>78007194
yes they do.

Lads are we "Black Death"?

if thailad was a bender he'd be thailad

if thailad was a short lived shallow trend he'd be thaifad

if thailad was a soviet city he'd be thaigrad

if thailad was here he'd be thaihere

if thailad didn't get a good nights sleep he'd be thaird

Why has climate change become politicised? Just because I'm conservative, why should I be against wanting less pollution in the air I breathe and preserving the limited fossil fuels we have left?

maisie fucking williams

if thailad was a vile nonce on the run from the UK authorities for noncing more children than a rotherham rape gang he'd be thailad

If thailad had no arms or legs he'd be thailidomide

actually convinced they put subpar 'comedians' on the radio specifically to annoy me

if thailad was a criminal he'd be thaibad

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allah syria bashar o bas

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I don't get it

>>78007213
i did normal hours there Tbh. i also wouldn't call the culture strict, just very hierarchical and formal. never experienced any xenophobia as well

if thailad forgot to wear a jonny he'd be thaidad

If Thailad were a business attire, he'd be called Tie

If thailad was a big cat he'd be a thaiger

>>78007263
t. British Conservative
You fellers are weird

For example in the Burj Khalifa, 30 to 40 percent of the entire building is devoted to the complex elevator system. That's tens of millions of dollars worth of space wasted on elevators. And also a huge obstacle to building tall skyscrapers were the elevators.

>>78007290
no one does. it doesn't mean anything

>>78007305
why are british conservatives weird

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>Oh hi I haven't seen you in years its great to catch up

Plans for today

Watch endless Vox videos because I've fallen in love with that half Chinese girl
Watch the community shield
Maybe go to Morrisons before the shops close
Anxiously countdown the hours until my toil tomorrow

if thailand were angry he'd be thaimad

Currently, the Green levy, the main reason for the latest price rise, makes up at least £73 of an average £562 annual electricity bill.

big british cock

>>78007290
it was formerly Chuck's Feed & Seed

if thailad was an apple product he'd be tIpad

if thailad were irish he would be tadghlad

>>78007337
no virtually nothing then.

>>78007331
>community shield
that's today?
bit early innit?

If thailad stubbed his toe he'd be crylad

if you all fucked off I would be happylad

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thinking about that girl who showed a bit of interest in me

if thailad were a chinese tea drinker he'd be chailad

humans are one of the few animals which cant synthesise their own vitamin C.

Shall I get a chicken bite meal deal for lunch or a kfc

>>78007389
tea is cha not chai

if thailad had marfans syndrome he would be a lad withis a genetic disorder of the connective tissue.[2] The degree to which people are affected varies. People with Marfan tend to be tall, and thin, with long arms, legs, fingers and toes. They also typically have flexible joints and scoliosis.[2] The most serious complications involve the heart and aorta with an increased risk of mitral valve prolapse and aortic aneurysm.[2][7] Other commonly affected areas include the lungs, eyes, bones and the covering of the spinal cord.[2]

>>78007322
Because you somehow missed the memo that all the other right wing parties got in the late 1990s that climate change was a gay Jewish conspiracy to close down coal mines and replace them with socialist mind control windmills. Your party literally campaigned against the Blair government in one election with one of its major platforms being that they would do more for the environment than Labour.

>>78007330
I just straight up tell them to fuck off and that I'm not interested in catching up or what they're doing in their lives

>think I look okay
>take a picture of myself
>JUST

who here /logang/?

>>78007381
now I'm doing it haha

>>78007403
lol so random

if thailad was- *new episode of Rick and Morty comes out*

PIICKLE RIIIIIICKKK

I've got a gf and we have sex and stuff

>>78007417
*burp*

>>78007398
us and guinea pigs

>>78007404
oh
right it seems like the other conservatives are thick then

what alternate history scenarios would make for good tv shows/kinos lads?

>>78007401
It's chai in pretty much half of the world

If thailad spoke thai he'd be thailingual

>>78007400
make a nice roast lad

the best part of having a gf is how soft their skin is and how nice they smell when you cuddle them.

>>78007433
me having a gf

>>78007430
Thick or evil, who can tell

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>>78007433
what if Rick became a carrot instead of a pickle?

>>78007433
Abel kills Cain

>>78007433
yanks back down over suez
india never goes independent
UK and US get into a mini cold war over control of the west after ww2

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If thailad called the king a bender he'd be right

>>78007435
except it's not chai in thailand, china or england...

if thailad shagged ladyboys exclusively he'd be thaisexual

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Just bought this for £120k. Don't know what you're all complaining about

thailad call the king a bender

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>>78007381
There's a girl in the pub I drink in who I'm literally in love with

>tfw I''m booking my seats with she always flirts with me
>tfw shes just being nice for tips

>>78007489
deANO

>>78007433
fish never leave the ocean but develop comparable levels of intelligence and technology

if thailad had anger problems he'd be thaimad

>>78007433
god decides not to create the universe.

just a black screen for 45 minutes every week.

would not be adverse to suckling on Allison brie's puffy nipples

if thailad became king of thailand he'd probably end up a thairant

>>78007433
Clinton invades North Korea in 1994 like he was planning to

>>78007433
Israel never gets created and jews all move to america and take over
best thing is you wouldn't even have to change much

>>78007508
now everyone practices usury

>>78007433
Thailad is caught at the airport

>>78007523
>like he was planning to
is this true?

enjoy recording simple comfy melodies on my keyboard and just listening to them over and imaging putting lyrics to them but I can't sing for shit. in fact I can't even play keyboard really other than just basic stuff.

>>78007535
never usured anyone in my life

>>78007433
containerised and refrigerated shipping is never invented so all the lorries and that have to go really fast otherwise all the stuff in them goes off
would cause all sorts of hijinks

>>78007565
tim o'byrne

let it be e e e e e e e e

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China: 2132 - "So professor Zhang, they just let them all in and become a third world civilisation for fear of being called racist, why?"

>>78007508
t. taig arsecunt

>>78007567
usure?

there's no such thing as "usury"

off to 'burys, want owt?

>>78007578
nah none of that 'middle of the road' shite for me

when is totalbiscuit going to fucking die?

sick of that pommy twat

why does the UK produce such annoying cunts

came out as a virgin to mum lads

>>78007598
yeah I'm sure

>>78007614
you don't have to watch

>>78007635
I can change that ;)

>>78007635
When do you have to be out of the house by

>>78007602
t. proddie cuntarse

>>78007595
relax
focus on things you can control

>>78007607
LONDON?
?

love compound interest
hate jesus
simple as

egg

eating some red grapes haha

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karma is sweet

Vbfbghjfojhjfkyr5gcuydueurfrs7usiiejkfkvhzhhmkhoupekkhlblvkwktkjsfkvowjlsfwldbwgmyjj2j3jvg3g3v33ohooyigo2o1p5oo59y2uh5ipu5ikyi9749d84u

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>tfw not a sex slave maid to a rich, british businessman with a spanking fetish

love coming to 4chan to read twitter and facebook and tumblr haha awesome

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You lads got a decent 2d:4d ratio?

>>78007694
>>78007702
>>78007711
>>78007721

ah yes, the colony content

might give this a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Years_of_Rice_and_Salt

Abs hanging out me bumhole

Normies..... Normies everywhere

weird how the guy who made Donnie Darko did hardly fuckall afterwards

don't care

>>78007744
left hand has a bigger ring finger than my right
both are bigger than my index fingers though

>>78007744
just measured mine as 0.895

>>78007758
because it was shit

Bought a backpack made out of Levi jeans haha

Dubs and i go crazy!!!!

want to neck myself 2bh

>>78007565
wish my keyboard worked

>>78007804
want to neck your cock 2bh

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Currently drinking a beer in the very same beer hall that a young Adolf Hitler would make his speeches

>>78007777
hmm yeah same with mine

left hang ring finger is the same size as middle finger, right hang ring finger is only slightly bigger than index

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cara 2bh lads

*goes normal*

Wish I had a job I enjoyed. Retail banking is hell

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>mfw a brit replies to me

>>78007744
my ring finger is significantly larger
but I have stubby fingers overall so it's not much comfort

--. .- ... / - .... . / .-. --- .-. -.- . ...

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>>78007821

I only have £500 for the rest of the month

just done a huge poo even though I haven't eaten since ~1 o'clock yday

guess I'm just that full of shit haha

>>78007839
bit lewd

I just want a hug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtdI9hKso4
Good morning lads.

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>>78007744
hmm so before this post i was
>manlet
>handlet
>wingspanlet
>wristlet
>footlet
and now i can add
>2d:4d-let

Boys, boys, boys, I'm looking for a good time

hate women

>>78007821
goblin

I've filtered the word poo.
In fact I've filtered a lot of things by now.
It's gotten to the point where I can only see ten posts per thread.

>>78007856
ouch

porridge and ramen noodles from here on out

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>>78007873

anyone been to Australia, need to ask you a question

normans fuck off

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This is the multiracial vision of humanity that Liberals glorify, but if you look, she tragically belongs nowhere, with no people of her own

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>mfw a british man replies to me

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Wrapped up in bed lads.
Got my pjs on with a dressing gown wrapped up under a duvet. The blinds are half closed and it's windy and rainy outside. A gentle warm ambience from the lamp fills the room while I clutch a mug of hot black coffee.

Feeling comfy

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>>78007911
its too early for that pic

>>78007816
>left hang ring finger is the same size as middle finger, right hang ring finger is only slightly bigger than index
my left hand ring finger isn't quite that big but yeah, same for my right hand

>>78007941
I'm going to ram my thick cock down your throat

>>78007461
That's retarded after ww2 we were way too weak to control our colonies so the enpire had to dissolve and usa had got much stronger and we were in debt to them which is why were and still are in their pocket

>>78007948
wow I care

not

>>78007948
gay

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The goal

>>78007815
where

despise the norman bastards

wish I worked in finance

*buys a barrett new build*

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>>78007888
at least you got trips

>>78007948
*kisses you on the lips*

>>78007964
yeah but that didn't happen in this one

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>>78007957
Yes please, daddy.

>>78007973
love the looks
performs like poo compared to other hot hatches, so i've heard

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>>78007954

>>78007948
giz a cuddle?

>tfw second toe bigger than """""big""""" toe

is it bad?

>>78007948
>>78007989
bent nonce twats

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boys in thigh highs

>>78007999
Then I will absolutely fucking wreck your arsehole

so ribena isn't in prison then?

>>78007937
doesn't seem to add up to 100%

either way of course she belongs somewhere

she has parents, grew up somewhere, went to school, etc

you're just spouting buzzwords you don't understand

>>78008006
You are Roman brother

I could afford to buy a nice car but anything above a corsa or Peugeot 206 and the insurance goes through the roof. Absolute waste of time.

>>78008012
not gay

>>78007829
How do I get into retail banking without any experience is it possible?

>>78007744
>Tfw index finger is bigger than ring finger
What does this mean

>>78008033
Yes, they hire people outside banking all the time. You don't want to work in retail banking though trust me

>>78008019
she has no true connection anywhere, she doesn't even look like any of those groups.

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>>78008031
not gay if it's cute

>>78007973
that has 3 doors right

can't sleep

>>78008039
it unironically means you have low test lad

>>78007975
Munich

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I'm a 27 year old alcoholic who has smoked for 13 years so why am I still so damn thin and healthy?

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German schoolboys line up for gruel in 1945.

reckon the next Lloyds Bank ad will feature a guy marrying the horse

>>78008049
how much do you make

>>78008012
don't get it
clearly you find the feminine features appealing so why don't you like girls as much?

>>78008072
smoking suppresses your appetite, dumb cunt

>>78008072
smoking suppresses appetite

Grandad wanted to give me his Alpha Romeo for my 18th birthday but the insurance would have been extortionate. So now I drive a Ford Focus like a deano I bought with my student maintenance loan

>>78008062
I prefer my lads to be more masculine x

>>78008072
>and healthy
lol

>>78008081
they're mentally ill mate. its like asking Tim why he does all the shit he does.

>>78008081
*kisses you*

>>78008098
>>78008100
hmm

>>78008049
Which route would I apply for? Cashier, right? My aim is to get into in finance anyway.

>>78008079
£18k. The workload is NOT worth the shit money I earn. People in actual retail earn more than me for less work

if you think about it bumming regular blokes is less gay than so called "traps"

>>78008081
don't have to get it sweety, no one asks you why you find girls attractive

>>78008105
Yes, just go for the basic bank teller/cashier role.

>>78008120
yeah

if you have no social life already there's no reason not to work nights

>>78008072
I never smoked but when I was alcoholic i never ate, would skip meals just to drink more.

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>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who behave like women
>and look like 10 year old boys

yep, totally normal lads.

jamie's making a nice onion soup now lads

>>78008105
yeah all the top lads at the big banks work shop floor before they go up the ladder mate
you mong
go do economics at university, get a first, know the right people and move to london

wonder what tim likes
bet he loves a good slag haha

>>78008141
any olive oil?

>>78008110
>>78008128
What role?

>be gay
yep, totally normal lads.

>>78008141
have you watched his first Italy trip? where hes driving about in his camper van? love that one. Italy seems very comfy.

>>78008135
not gay don't like men not a nonce kill all nonces

>>78008153
drizzled all over everything natch

>>78008110
what's the point then?

unless you have children you have no grounds to feel superior to gays
women are awful

>>78008039
>high digit ratio

Lowered sperm counts[55]
Increased risk for heart disease in males[56]
Increased risk of obesity and metabolic syndrome in males[57]
Reduced risk for prostate cancer[58]
Reduced birth size in males[59][60]
Increased reproductive success in females.[54]

Increased risk for depression in males[69]
Increased rate of schizophrenia[70]
Increased rate of psychopathy in females[71]
Reduced risk of alcohol dependency[72]
Reduced risk of video game addiction[73]
Increased anxiety in males[74]
Increased risk in females for bulimia.[66][75]

Reduced performance in sports[77]
Reduced financial trading ability[78]
Right handedness skills[79] (inconclusive)[80]

Personality traits correlated with digit ratio, higher being more feminized[103][104][105]
greater Openness personality factor[106]
Paranormal and superstitious beliefs among men with a higher digit ratio[107]
Higher exam scores among male students[34][108]
Higher neuroticism in both sexes with higher right hand digit ratio[109] and on left hand in females[81]
Higher left hand digit ratio in response to high adult testosterone levels predicts musical orchestra rank in females.[110]
Higher verbal fluency in both sexes.[52]
Higher visual recall in females.[111]
Higher literacy (compared to numeracy) in children[99]

Smell perception[114]
Color perception[115]
Tactile perception[116]

Sexual preference for more masculine men among women[117] and gay men[131] with high digit ratio; a preference for a masculine facial type means a more "feminized" mindset.
Lesbians are more likely to be femme and less likely to be butch with a high digit ratio.[119][132] Identical female twins discordant for sexual orientation still show the difference (lesbian less than straight, on average) in digit ratio.[121][133]
Homosexuality for men, according to some studies.[120][128][134]
tendency toward monogamy[130]

hmm, really actually makes me do a big think

>>78008154
Cashier. The only option to make OK money would be to get a CEMAP qualification and become a mortgage advisor, but retail banks are trying to cut down on those roles because they're expensive. They're trying to get most mortgages done either online or over the phone where they can pay mortgage advisors half the salary because they're basically a call centre job

i think i might have had a delirium last night but i think i saws paris official interracial breeding grounds

doing a thinking about getting dressed

men make better companions than women, simple as x

>>78008160
yes lad. his trips to cook in other countries and jamie at home/jamie at christmas are the comfiest tv i've ever seen. can't stop watching it.

>Jamie: Corr Blimey M8 I'm gonna show you how to cook healthy food lel Oi cushdy!!
>he literally gets fatter every time I see him

>>78008182
*brain explodes*

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>>78008188
Did you fuck the sexy muslim chicks?

>>78008182
all me

>>78008207
haha yeah jamie oliver the well known obese chef

>>78008182
grim

>>78008185
I'm actually currently studying a lvl 4 but in finance advisory cert.

>>78008207
has a restaurant here with a menu outside, £80 for a plate of pasta
don't know who he's kidding

cant cook
need to learn

looking for a change of industry but not smart enough to do anything that would make me real money

>>78008188
vintage dormers

hate it when you have a shower the morning after a night of cocaine and the steam melts your bogies and you get a blast of coke drip down your throat. not what you want when you're hungover really.

>>78008218
no but i started dancing with a black girl with african music in the bacvkground i was high nd drunk as hell mate it was weird

>>78008257
>>78008257
>>78008257


new


>>78008257
>>78008257
>>78008257

sometimes feel like going to Australia for a year or so but I'm not sure the weather would make up for the gangs of deanos and total lack of culture

holy shit lads I think digit ratio might actually be the genetic determination of being a chad or not

>low digit ratio

Increased aggressive behavior in sports.[76]

Leadership[112]
Innovation[113]

Assertiveness in females[9]
Psychoticism in females[81]
Aggression in males[17][82][83][84][85]
aggression in girls[86]
hyperactivity and poor social cognitive function in girls[87]
Masculinized handwriting in females[88]
Perceived 'dominance' and masculinity of man's face[89][90]
In an orchestral context, rank and musical ability in males[91]
Right hand low digit ratio predicts academic performance[92]
Mathematical ability[93]
Decreased mathematical ability[94]
Decreased empathy in response to adult testosterone levels[67]
higher propensity to attack without being provoked[95]
increased risk-taking behavior in men[96]
preference for normative behavior[97]
mean 2D:4D ratio among artists is lower than among controls[98]
higher numeracy (compared to literacy) in children[99]
higher criminal offending rates after puberty[100][101]
attenuated socio-affective skills[102]

Lesbians have a lower digit ratio, on average, than heterosexual women[117][118][119][120][121][122][123][124][125][126][127][128]
Bisexual men have a lower digit ratio than exclusively homosexual men and community volunteers recruited regardless of sexual orientation.[129]
tendency toward polygamy[130]

Increased rate of ADHD in males[61][62][63][64]
Increased rate of Asperger syndrome and other autism spectrum disorders (when comparing digit ratio to general population)[65]
Increased risk in females for anorexia nervosa.[66]
Increased psychopathy in men with low digit ratio and high adult testosterone levels.[67]
Increased rate of alcohol dependency.[68]

Increased risk of prostate cancer and prostate diseases in males.[52][53]
Slower utero fetal development in both sexes.[52]
Increased reproductive success in males.[54]

>>78007937
How can you be a third anything.

>>78008262
30 posts early.

little shit

got that weird feeling where i need to pee

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>>78007665
terrible attitude lad