Lucifer wave

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>>78007032
Why don't people just admit this shit is climate change happening when they report on it.

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>>78007032
Oh god I wish it was 40+ here as well. Imagine all the muslim whores in their tents

>>78007032
just open a window haha

>>78007237
imagine the smell

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>>78007032
+18
comfy

Over here the summer has been cooler than normal. Usually works that way. Europe gets a heat wave, we get colder weather, we get a drought, they get heavy rainfall, etc.

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>>78007215
your President disagrees with you

>>78007246
I was not built for this kind of heat waves it's 37C right now

im by seaside
not as hot here

It can't be that bad. At least the girls are hardly wearing anything.

>>78007372
Im at the farm tho, I only see my mum and grandma

>>78007215
Yes children, the weather has worked in cycles like this for millions of years before Henry Ford invented the Model T.

>>78007032
Yeah that's genuinely a bit hot

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>mfw it's been 28C for three days straight

Normally get a few days approaching that here, but 42 C is our "hot" weather where I live. The jump from 40 to 44 is awful.

>>78007032
>It's 13 C here
Laughing my ass off at your life to be honest

>>78007032
same here
even at night the air doesn't get cooler than 26 degrees
I'm okay at work because we have air conditioning there, but now that it's the weekend and I'm home I have to shower every other hour or so and instead of sitting on my bed I'm lying on the floor

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>>78007032
I'm getting real tired of this sensationalist bullshit.
It's August and it gets hot, that's how seasons work. Sometimes it gets hotter than usual and sometimes it gets cooler than usual, but I guess that journalists have to make everything look extraordinary and dreadful be able to write clickbait shit

>>78007611
>ten days of 40+ is normal
>after two heat waves of 36+ in July and June

yea, nah

My gf in Finland just told me it raining heavily over there

>>78007641
I'm not saying it's "normal", I'm saying it's nothing so extraordinary, it had already happened 15 years ago and many other times before

>>78007032
These last two days have been pure suffering. A storm is about to cool things down tonight thankfully.

How do sandpeople survive in this? You can only go out at night if you don't want to die, and even then its hot. Are Arabs nocturnal?

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>38° for a week
>feel like shit, can't sleep, headaches
>whole garden fucked up despite watering it three times a day
>suddenly thunderstorm and heavy rain
>today 21°

Praise the thunder god

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>>78007511
Yeah, that tip over from about 39-45C is pretty 'whew shid its hot'

>>78007691
well it IS extraordinary when it happens once in 10 years, also Central Europe gets heat waves, but I don't remember it being this bad (highest recorded temperature in Belgrade in 130 years, yesterday)
also crops are ruined, people are dying from the heat, why wouldn't people report on it

>>78007728
hope it's coming to us soon

Can't you afford to escape to at least Montenegro. The seaside is pretty good if you don't mind occasional forest fire

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feels comfy being nord

>>78007761
it's a long ride man

>>78007032
Fan at full speed and still sweating..I can barely sleep.

>>78007728
Every time I look at the water map, I see Austria under storms. Just another thing to envy Austria about...

>>78007429
But buying a Tesla Model S will save the climate xDddd I read it on reddit Xd fuck drumpf btw

>>78007861
The alps are usually the place where low pressure areas from the northern sea and high pressure areas from the mediterranean collide and create hail storms, rain and storm all the time. When I look at Italy and how long the heat waves last there I'm pretty glad about that desu

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/us-officially-tells-paris-climate-deal-49044241

Comfy +15 and raining a little ^____^

>>78007274
>Europe gets a heat wave,
In Finland one of the coldest summer i have ever experienced.

>>78007844
You could go to Croatia unless it's even worse there

I thought 2003 was the last really severe heat wave in Europe.

>>78008272
2015 was the worst heat I can think of. It also broke the all-time heat records in every single province of Austria.

>>78008042

This. A little too cold right now if anything.

This decade in general hasn't had as hot summers as the 2000s, I remember 2001, 2002, 05-06 and 08 being very brutal.

>19C here
>will rain next week

we haven't even had a summer

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>>78007032
No idea what you are talking about

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>>78007032
+14 C here with north-easterly wind 5 m/s

>>78007032
eurocucks btfo'd

>>78009062
19°C here too.

>>78007682
Not true

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>northernfags and mountainfags acting smug

Southerners complaining about a heat wave while in North Germany we only have rain and 18 degrees and a wind that blows the life out of your body. Fuck i hate the weather up here. I rather melt in the sun and see all the cuties in dresses and bikinis.

can't sleep, can't study, lazy as fuck due to heat, can't do anything outdoors from 11am to 8pm

it's like living hell ffs

Once again it's good to be a Canuck

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>>78009214
> Vedro
:D:D:DDDD

>>78007032
Iktf serbbro, fuck the sun sincerely

>>78009498
we use the same word for vedro and weather, but different pronunciation

>>78009349
No you don't, heat is much worse than cold

blistering 17C in my town today

It's quite comfy in Germany, pretty much the perfect remperature

..but i'm visiting Spain next week and i'm kind of sensitive

>>78007032
No heat here. My paprikas and tomatoes are late too.

>>78009580
Humans evolved in Africa, we're programmed to seek warmth and sunshine. Why do you think places like Russia where it's dark and freezing half the year have such high rates of depression, suicide, and alcoholism?

>>78009617
> Why do you think places like Russia where it's dark and freezing half the year have such high rates of depression, suicide, and alcoholism?

The lack of jobs and low life standards are the cause of this.

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>>78007032
>Lucifer comes from lux-fer meaning bearing the light
>normalfags call a heatwave lucifer because Z O M G HELLL IS HOT THATS WHAT THE -STEINS TOLD ME INNIT
fuck i hate this planet.

>>78009580
Not really. We had maybe like 3(!) Warm days this year were you could go to the beach and get some tan. While almost 360 days a year it's either cold, windy or raining, or all together. I'd rather live in the south were you have mild winters and a couple of weeks you die from heat. Cold is not better, if you think so move to Russia

>>78009617
>Humans evolved in Africa
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

>comfy 15C
Great weather

>>78009686
well he brought a lot of light that's for sure
also bringer of light shit is not in use for centuries you're getting triggered without a reason

>>78009617
>out of Africa theory
it's not true Tyrone, I'm sorry

>>78009690
You literally can't move here, and even if you stay still in the shadow, you suffer.
Trust me, germany, England, sweden have much better climates. Also warm winters are shit, I want ice and snow

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>tfw this will continue to mid september
kill me now

>>78009837
>Also warm winters are shit, I want ice and snow

The grass is always greener...

>>78009617
>Humans evolved in africa
So, mudhuts made with feces is what americans call evolution?
Humans evolved (got smarter) on colder climates.

>>78009837
I gladly switch with you Italybro.

>>78009789
>>78009883
>this is the best bantz /int/ can muster
This board is dead. Too many Redditors nowadays.

>>78009945
>He doesn't agree with me
>H-he must be redditor hurr durr

Burgerboiiiiiiii

>>78009945
>disagreeing is bantz now
you've been here for 3 months or what?

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>having a summer high of over 30 degrees

ya'll trying to cook ya selves?

>>78009945
They're actually from Krautchan since the site got closed from people posting CP.

If I have to hear ONE more joke about getting decapitated by cartels...

>northern Mexico is a shirty desert
>been up to like 24 C° max for the past month
>europoors dying at 40 C°

When it gets hard I try to think of all the dead old people and feel relief

>>78010145
Edgy.

>>78010145
how does that help?

>>78007032
Hell is coming to cleanse you, degenerate souls disobeying and denying Him.

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If I did not have AC I would straight up kill myself

>>78007699
You unironically get used to it

t. English expat

>>78007032
cant get out of bed i use wet towel to cool and sray water i the air grom time to time
fucking heat im moveing to ireland

>we will never live in a society where the most intelligent men and the most beautiful women have children, which are raised by the community
>we will never live in a world where the population is 100 million top
>we will never live in a world where people simply move to a different place for several months a year depending on climate

>>78012049
And who the fuck would operate everything you'd need to organize seasonal mass migrations and have everything still work? Luxury for few always means creating a proletariat

I work outside in 40+C six days a week. You snowniggers are weak.

t. Anglo in Dixie

>>78010100
No one lives in the desert, southerners don't even have a clue what a desert is.

It's cold and rainy here.

yes
YES
It's fucking raining!
Hallelujah!

>we don't need air conditioning in europe
>it gets hot here only for a few days a year

>>78009349
>>78009580
you are both right. the average poster here never leaves his room, so why care about the weather

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>>78009686

I hate to inform you of this, but heat generates light.

>>78016084
Remember that heat wave from a few years ago? It killed about 20 frenchies.

>his cunt doesn't have rain every week
african tier

>>78007215
>Weather
>""''climate change"""

>>78007032
Why is it so hard to just buy an air conditioner? I can go to Best buy and get a window unit for like 199 right now.

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This will be the warmest week all summer, so yeah.

>>78008001
Good.

I'm happily melting.

>>78019831
a northern part of sweden perhaps?