What offers the best chance to be able to live and work in EU?

>>78006497
Marry a European and renounce your US citizenship.

claim heritage citizenship or whatever it's called? a lot of european countries offer them and if you have a hungarian or whatever among your forefathers then you can claim it

>>78006511
>as if any self-respecting yuropean wimmin would date a fat lardass like OP
they prefer the finest, brownest men from north africa

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>>78006511
I wish I had US citizenship

>>78006497
be Islamic

>>78006539
Does Spain do this?
>>78006567
Well I am pretty brown....

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>>78006592
Fuck no

>>78006597
probably not, but look it up

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>>78006646
Supposedly I can apply for citizenship if I live in Spain for a year since I come from a former Spanish colony.....

>>78006730
well that's good enough

>>78006757
The trick is how the fuck do I live in Spain for 1 whole year?

>>78006775
there's probably worker visa for a year, but then you'd need to find a job

>>78006775

It's pretty easy actually. Just fly there and register at the municipality, find a job and apartment etc. or meet a girl and charm her with your Estados Unidos accent.

>>78006869
Letting you know that white South African women are incredibly polite and charming


Also as stated >>78006577 I'm no US citizen. A former classmate pulled some strings and got me a job where the employer got me a visa.

>>78006497
I'll swap you op, you can still move wherever you fancy til 2019

>>78007325
Sure why not?

>>78006497
>smear poo all over yourself
>pretend to be refugee
>???
>profit