why is this wart-torn 3rd world country of 49 million people

we're the cool guys

>>78002530
t. Jhon Jairo Restrepo from Miami

>>78002605
incorrect sir my nipples are a fine pink color not unlike rosé

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>>78002605
WTF THAT'S MY GRANDFATHER'S NAME (except that he lives in Boston)

>>78002639
can you make a vocaroo of you doing a sultry maluma voice and saying one of his catchphrases

>>78002530
>culturally relevant
pls elaborate. We're arguably the most relevant country in south America, even more so than Brazil. When people think about SA they think about drugs, jungle, tropical weather, latinas and thots, we've got them all

>>78002661
i would try it but i have no mic

>>78002695
>We're arguably the most relevant country in south America, even more so than Brazil
easy there, chief

>>78002713
your description is ok, except for the war torn part. Literlly never in my life I have seen a fucking gun other than secutity guards at buildings or policemen

>>78002530
what? Colombia culturally relevant?

>>78002530
Never noticed how ugly their flag is

>>78002530
what the fuck is up with colombia's flag? did a kid with downs make it?

>>78002573
I love Colombia!

>>78003030
wowowow, easy there, dawg

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>>78002530
thats the wrong flag retard

>>78003207

>USA
>49 million people

You are the retard

how is columbia culturally relevant

>>78003229
Is the capital of the US

Algún colombiano de buena voluntad que me aclare de qué tribu es la música que inspira la base de esto? Es la misma de la cumbia tradicional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnJ6LuUFpMo

>>78003207
>t. Jason Palacios

>>78003253
no idea, Arawak probably

>>78003302
t. cletus mc burger

>>78003311
dubs. Gracias

>>78003315
t. Jimmy Mendoza

>>78003467
t. jimbob jimmins

>Culturally relevant
Outside of reggeaton and narcos nobody knows crap ablut Colombia. And even when it comes to reggeaton Puerto Rico is more relevant. You can go outside and ask what arepas or a paisa is outside and see their answer.

Colombia is amongst the least relevant countries in the world. Poor,not loaded with resources and inexistant diplomatic relevance.
The only thing that they are relevant at is cocaine production and trafficking and reggeaton,and Puerto Rico is way more relevant than Colombia at reggeaton

>>78003526
true. We're kinda relevant in the Americas, not around the globe. We don't expect a Yuro to know shit about our countries

>>78003253
i don't know about the dancing but everything looks like it could be from the wayuu

>>78003253
banger
though at one point I thought he was saying "estoy maduro, [unintelligible Spanish] Obama"

>>78003526
>>78003575
>being so mad at "irrelevant" country that had to made to post about it saying the same shit

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>>78002695
>even more so than Brazil

Nah

>>78003575
> Poor
unequal, not poor. 3rd largest economy in SA after Brazil and Argentina an we're bound to surpass Argentina in the medium term.
> not loaded with resources
2nd most biodiverse country in the world after Brazil
> inexistant diplomatic relevance
about to enter opec and part of several organizations
> puerto rico is more relevant when it comes to Reggaetón
true, but which other countries besides us make decent reggaetón? Probably vanezuela and that's it

>>78002530
>Columbia
>relevant

>>78003591
Te agradezco mucho en serio
>>78003603
wtf

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Comfy thread

>>78003635
Colombia is below the world average in GDP per capita. If you add up the inequality that you brag about you get one of the most miserable populations in the entire planet

>>78003591
This is one of the reasons why I love this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjhrsFS7XB0

>>78003696
there are MILLIONS of colombians working perfectly legal jobs who would put the average spaniard wageslave to shame in term of annual income though. Also our unemployment rate is literally less than half yours. Underemployment and informal jobs are a bit of a bitch in this country though

Escobar and the Medillin is literally the only reason anyone knows anything about Colombia

>>78003747
Calm down 0n you are going to ruin a perfectly good thread, again

>>78003484
t. Tristan Martinez

>>78003756
>Not mentioning Coffee, their nature, their silly yet very interesting and intense football rilvalry with Cameroon, their women, FARC, García Marquez

columbia has some of the best twink camboys

>>78003799
t. stereotypical southerner name

>>78003747
>there are MILLIONS of colombians working perfectly legal jobs who would put the average spaniard wageslave to shame in term of annual income though.
>GDP per capita of Spain
38238 $
Comparable to New Zeland's or Italy's
>GDP per capita of Colombia
14609$
Comparable to Lybia,Peru or Argelia.
If you just factor Gini the average Colombia is miserable as fuck

>>78003816
life's comfy as fuck here regardless and our economy is actually growing. We do good on a lot of indexes as well. We have one of the best health care systems in the world (even though it is perceived to be shitty by the average citizen), we scored higher than brazil and Mexico in the PISA scores, crime rate has been dropping steadily year after year, etc....

>>78003731
the wayuu are our biggest indigenous group, they live in the far north, including the venezuelan side

>>78003881
>life's comfy as fuck here regardless
No comfy index and you are used to it. >and our economy is actually growing.
Slower than Spain's with an underdeveloped economy.
>We do good on a lot of indexes as well.
No. Being better than fucking Brazil at something is not doing good
>We have one of the best health care systems in the world (even though it is perceived to be shitty by the average citizen)
I don't know. Maybe
>we scored higher than brazil and Mexico in the PISA scores
>Scoring higher than Mexico
>An accomplishment
>, crime rate has been dropping steadily year after year
Good. Still the average Colombian is poor as fuck

>>78003970
Like our mapuches, their territory goes from the pacific to the atlantic, northern patagonia

STOP BULLYING

>>78004017
It grew slower than Spain's only this and maybe the last year. However during the last 2 decades our economy has skyrocketed compared to yours, not even a fucking contest. And at least here we don't have to deal with those subhuman 45°C you suffer during summer, good lord. what's up with those temperatures in Europe, who would've thought?

a retarded moor and a retarded congolombian having a retarded argument

>>78004069
>However during the last 2 decades our economy has skyrocketed compared to yours,
No. Spain and Mexico had a similar GDP per capita in the 60's. Spain now triples Mexico's GDP per capita. Colombia has been stagnant compared to Spain if anything. If you have to move the goalpost to heat it just shows that you have nothing else to say

>>78002530
I want to find a fertile Colombiana and make babies. Is Medellin a great place to start??

Post Colombian girl bunda and butthole

Si no ponemos las cartas sobre la mesa y defendemos lo nuestro frente a los extranjeros nadie lo va a hacer.-

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>>78004155
>>78004317
>>78004017
DELET

>>78004332
Deleted mine, do not want any spic gang to hunt me down ;__;

excellent thread

>>78004374
But you still have to worry about your dictatorial government though.

>>78004421
el chinito

>>78004459
el moro

>>78004224
yes
>>78004421
>>/out/ only whites and meds allowed ITT
>>78004374
good lad

>>78004462
el chinito

>>78004459
Déjalo tranquilo

>>78004463
make me.

>>78004472
el moro

>>78004463
No lo weí

>>78004474
tu no te metas o te reviento

>>78004494
el chinito

>>78004512
el moro

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Tranquilos chicos

>>78004521
el chinito

>>78004533
el moro

>>78004495
que significa esto en cristiano?

>>78004538
el chinito

>>78004546
el moro

>>78004549
el chinito

>>78004533
Spam. Board rules. Déjate de molestarlo racista de mierda (ley, tu ip), sigo?

no puedo creer este autismo entre manolo y ching Chong martinez

>>78004554
che que estamos jugando bajale un cambio

>>78004553
el moro

>>78004554
esto >>78004564

>jolines macho, que estos chavales sudacas no pueden salirse con la suya!

>>78004463
Cool!

>>78004570
el chinito

>>78004564
Bueno avisa, los filipinos vienen a shitpostear a los hilos en castellano deja de torearlos animal. Y de larpear de paso

>>78004597
este es el de siempre nos conocemos ya y no hay mala onda posta solo es una batalla de autismo

>>78004597
>castellano
wtf is that social construct? just call it spanish like normal people

>>78004590
el moro

>>78002695
lol if you asked me who was culturally relevant in NA i would say only brazil but if i had to pick one after i guess it would be colombia? but not saying much

>>78004627
el chinito

>>78004621
Nunca más te vuelvo a wear por maltratar a este hijo de puta que vez que puede la juega de víctima. Chinos de mierda que me la chupen. Gracias por el redpill. Aguante España.
>>78004623
0n
>>78004627
Chino ql nunca más te ayudo con tu estrategia de dar pena

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>>78004597
>Castellano
¿Eso con que se come? No quieres decir "Español"

Dunno lol

>>78002530
geographic location: 2 oceans (pacific and atlantic. Close to 4 superpowers (USA, Brazil, Canada and Mexico), Closest SA country to Europe (along with Venezuela). Entry point to SA (only guarulhos airport in Sao Paulo and Mexico city airport have a higher yearly passenger traffic in latam)

>>78004716
Amazing climate, Access to 2 oceans, great natural resources, good airport, hottest women on the planet and mountains.
10/10

>>78004643
el moro

>>78004716
Te detonó el autismo 0n

>>78004627
>>78004570
>>78004553
>>78004538
>>78004521
>>78004494
>>78004462
>>>/global/rules/10
Fuck off

>>78004686
¿chupar la qué? ¿de qué mierda estás hablando?

>>78004621
>mala onda
El sudaca

>>78004841
>él no usa slang de /lat/ para shitpostear
el nuevoamigo

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>>78004700

> El no sabe que "Castellano" y "Español" son sinónimos.

>>78004926
En Venezuela se le dice español. Son sinónimos pero la gente decente lo llama español. Como se aprecia en el mapa en los países amerindios de suramerica no ironicamnte le llaman castellano al español

>>78003881
Ok we arent impressed. Malmö is better than Colombia.

>>78004996
mexico and guatemala are amerindian

>>78003881
>we scored higher than brazil and Mexico in the PISA scores
No you didn't. Post the scores and I'll show.
The only reason you appear above us in the list is because Colombia starts with C and Mexico with M in and alphabetical order (that happens when countries are tied).

>>78004996
>Colombia
>Ecuador
>Guatemala
>Mexico
>Not amerindian

>>78005001
Good reason to import them inferior negros to your country so you can show them your "civilized ways". Btw, don't you get tired of posting on this board knowing that by default you are a cuck? I hate congolombians more than anyone here, but I'll never take shit coming from yurocucks against anyone in the new world

>>78005100
cringe

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>>78002530

>>78005100
Malmö is objectively better than any part of Colombia.I don't see how can this trigger you so much.

que ganas de reventar una española a pijazos

>>78005080
Che galleta

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>>78005012
> mexico and Guatemala
> south american
te robaron la primaria
>>78005001
> comparing a 300k city to a 50 million cunt
>>78005035

>>78005080
Amerindians are around 3% of our population. The other countries you mentioned are 10%+ amerindian

>>78003526
Reggeton is honestly worse than Rap.

And believe me, ONLY reggeton and Rap is blasted from cars. No other kind of music is blasted in public, it's ONLY Rap and Reggeton.

It kindof upsets me that we let them annoy us.

>>78005117
Chúpalo
>>78005144
Tu chúálo más por cuckeado

>>78005185
>408+404+423= 1235
>390+416+425= 1231
Usually maths and science carry a higher weight in these reports so if you want to adust it do it
>>78005209
>Amerindians are around 3%
No they are not.You just called anything mestizo.

>>78005294
mestizos here are on average 60% euro. Only Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay in SA have more euro admixture than us, but believe whatever you want, it's not like everone in this country cares about a spaniard's opinion.

>>78002530
It's culturally relevant for the wrong reasons. I'm a Colombian American naturalized citizen who has to deal with people for work. I constantly hear the same things over and over when people learn about where I'm from. Back when narcos was being broadcasted it went utterly insane.

Drugs, Medellin, muh based Pablo, muh beautiful woman etc. are really only things to be ashamed of, including the woman because they aren't a commodity, or at least shouldn't be seen as such. You even see this cuck posting Colombian woman "wOulD yOu rAcE mIx wItH aCoLumBiAn?" Just further propagating our woman are just easy fucks and you should somehow like the country because of it.

On the positive side many people have traveled to Colombia in the last decades, with the backpackers being the latest generation of European and American foreigners who've left the country with a positive image beyond the cheap and alarmist image it had back them. There's now a growing community of foreign investors and expats, who are there for more than those mundane and destructive activities mentioned above.

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>>78002695
>mfw it's true

Dale galle a luchar por la patria online se van a enterar los enemigos de la nacion.-

>>78005185
>Tsunia 67
>Georgia 64
Me sorprende que estos paises estén tan por de bajo, ya que los demás paises alrededor de la region no tienen ese nivel.

>>78002530
Shakira
Pablo Escobar
Farc

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>>78005185
Nice pic, but it is edited. Mexico and Colombia are tied with 416 in science (Mexico doesn't have 404), you lying cunt.

https://www.oecd.org/pisa/pisa-2015-results-in-focus-ESP.pdf

http://www.businessinsider.com/pisa-worldwide-ranking-of-math-science-reading-skills-2016-12

>>78005294
It is actually
Mexico
>408+416+423= 1247
Colombia
>390+416+425= 1231

He edited the pic.

>>78005438
> it is edited
Fucking hell, maybe you're the one who edited it. Take a look at this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programme_for_International_Student_Assessment

>>78005473
I linked to fucking study in the OECD, not wikipedia, you lying piece of shit.

>>78005353
Sincerely this.

> You even see this cuck posting Colombian woman "wOulD yOu rAcE mIx wItH aCoLumBiAn?"
I also hate that paisa fucktard. He acts as if he is advertising an escort service or some shit. His bullshit literally drives me nuts.

>>78005438
>He
Dude Wikipidia is literally the whore of internet,everyone can use it for own proppuse and how any ways liked

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>Let me show you my statistics

>>78005100
Shut up Chicano Internet Defense Forces.

>>78005500
There is actually a Colombian on /int/ who constantly edits wikipedia pages. Mainly the ones talking about Colombian immigration, but there you go.

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why does my flag triggers Mexicans so BADLY?

>>78005542
link some examples

>>78005506
Malmo is translated into ideological defeat, the ideology of a national identity being torn apart, to submit to a rebellious and savage culture.... allowed by, the Swedish people and its government.

The warnings were duly submitted.

>>78005553
Shut up 0n, you are the one picking fights with Mexico and Argentina on /int/ all day.
>>78005574
See >>78005185
https://www.oecd.org/pisa/pisa-2015-results-in-focus-ESP.pdf

>>78005588
there are about 200 countries on earth and you really think a colombian, of all people, could have edited that page? Maaaate, there are actually records on Wikipedia, so you can check who edited what and what not

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>>78005625

>>78005588
>implying it's only one Colombian

>>78005698
All Spaniard autists are jorge
All Colombian autists are 0n
All Mexican autists are the "Mexico is white" troll
All Argentinian autists are the Amerindian shitposter.

No exceptions.

>>78005694
looks like he didn't add anything, just undid an edition about a colombian article which doesn't affect other countries in the slighest

>>78005588
>an american starts a thread about colombia
>spaniards and m*xicans come in and start fighting for meaningless shit
>we are the ones starting anything

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>tfw colombian & dominican

>>78005725
>All Argentinian autists are the Amerindian shitposter.
More like the anime poster pedophile degenerate

>>78005742
You mentioned Mexico first, buddy. >>78003881

>>78005725
Oh, you're THAT faggot.

>>78005763
are you mulatto, arab or whiteboi?

>>78005779
that's not me, and that was very meaningless but you have to be butthurt just because you're m*xican and feel the necessity of being butthurt

>>78005779
also mentioned brazil and you don't see them arguing here over dumb stuff

>>78005788
none

>>78005742
But there's only one mexican that is in discussion with you, he's just a litte bit mad cause the wikipedia page is edited thats all i guess

>>78005808
>>78005814
Maybe because the Brazil part is not edited.

>>78005834
it was not edited by a colombian. Why would a colombian edit a wiki page in english? That doesn't make sense. Most likely the gringo who put up the article made a typo and that's it

>>78005855
People don't speak English in Colombia? Sad!

what a fucking ugly flag

>>78005875
no, we speak spanish over here but we do have a bilingual department (San Andres and Providencia). Is mexico a fully bilingual country? Picture me surprised

Yo edité la pagina.

(fin de la discusión)

>>78005904
t. texas

>>78005816
So just a spic then

>>78002530
>culturally
Because Colombian coke is the source of inspiration for most of murrican moviemakers and other creators