/brit/

Any northern man in?

tfw no brit bf

>>78001567
enjoy your ban

GET HIM JANNY
THAT'S A TIDDIE

>>78001538
white chocolate isn't actually chocolate, just like wh*te pe*ple aren't actually human

Oi m8 it's 8 bong, d'ya want some tea?

can instantly tell if a meme is used frequently by lefties

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sue

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What VPN should I get lads?

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>there are actual flat earthers on /brit/
What went so bloody wrong?

chinese universities, hot or not?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13637041

>>78001573
I'm going to take it from these lads who have lived in china for 10+ years over some autist on 4chan telling me what his imaginary gf said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYGNB3cABUU#t=273

>>78001625
>not establishing home VPN

>>78001625
download opera and get a free one included

>>78001626
>What went so bloody wrong?
evidence

>>78001580
You rarely get banned for nudity on /int/

>>78001626
hes taking the piss, no?

you actually can't prove the earth is round, just as much as i can't prove you aint gay.

>>78001643
still waiting on your explanation of how a flat earth explains the coriolis effect m8

>>78001638
I'll trust my actual chinese girlfriend who has been to university in both China and the UK over some random plebs on youtube haha

>>78001656
basic science

did pokemon sun and it was alright

physics major here and i am bloody sure the earth is almost flat

>>78001567
I hope they're barefoot.

really want canadians to fuck off

Billy Bullshitter is at it again

babestation

>>78001656
see
>>78001676

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last post for the night

>>78001659
alright, I'll trust the lads who have lived in china for 10+ years and taught at universities.
also, could you explain the 99-100% pass rate at chinese universities please mate?

>>78001641
does this one work well for torrenting?

>>78001659
who should anon trust about china?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13637068

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fucking hate muslims

https://soundcloud.com/benhoncho/untitled

Posting in /britfeel/ cuz this thread sucks

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haha just kidding,

>>78001696
they kick people out before they take their final exams to keep their pass rate good - tcgf (the chinese gf) said it was pretty common for people to get kicked out halfway through final year which is obviously unimaginable here

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>>78001638
>Where should we go today, C-Milk?
>>Wherever the road takes us, my friend Winston
fucking based

>>78001701
Really try and appreciate the gravity of his decision.

the weedman's not on form of late, bad business model

>>78001698
I mean yeah for accessing the sites sure but during the torrent? idk mate gonna have to turn elsewhere

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At the gym

>>78001711
great contribution my american friend

>>78001689
>a 4chan poster claiming to major in physics is disproving a phenomena that has been observed for 500 years by saying he doesnt think the earth is round

hmmm yes, you sure do sound like a flat earther

>>78001721
couple of goofs

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>>78001728
bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrapppffttttttttt

haha

>>78001717
Ah yes, now you mention this, good one Billy bullshitter

reckon the earth's basically round
t. phd in physics and iq 180

flat earthers are mentally ill and i can prove it with science

>>78001741
i know. i love them anyways though. they're so endearing

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>IQ

>>78001751
trying to find a non-doxxable way to prove the existence of my chinese gf right now

>>78001731
if you dont understand the scientific reasoning behind it thats your own problem, brainwashed cunt

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the point is, it's all a matter of perspective

t. Time travelling transatlantic-english speaker

>>78001765
the receipt for the mail order bride site?

>>78001682
Odious cunts, wish they were dead

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damn, my eyes are open and at last I truly see

>>78001717
I'll need a citation for than, because I don't believe that's true. and no, your anecdotal evidence from your imaginary gf isn't a citation

>>78001763
t. no phd in physics and iq 18

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'right, now i'm off to bed, ta ta

>>78001775
haha nah she's a visa seeker if anything
>>78001792
okay, add a citation from yours, because I don't believe it's true

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need a bad gyal to come jump pon mi cocky

>>78001773
wtf this image convinced me that the earth is flat

>>78001787
used to be kinda apathetic about the 2 sides of ww2, like the germans were fucked over hard enough before and after (and during) but after seeing dunkirk i actively hate people defending germany in ww2. it was brutal seeing people stuck in ships drowning being bombed like fish in a barrel

>>78001728
>>78001744

https://youtu.be/xSnmo-JDB50?t=45s

Black people ruined America for voting overwhelmingly for Barack Obama, which they did both times and I 'd like to make it clear, I have no problem with slavery. I genuinely believe this country would be better off if we dropped black people, that's true. Point I was trying was to make, albeit indelicately, is that you can't keep banging black people, even the Irish, but the point is immigration is impossible

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okay going to sleep for real now

don't know why i'm so angry some nerds on the internet don't believe i have a gf or that she's chinese
fuck you all
you made me sad

>>78001826
Cute cat

>>78001805
here you are mate
http://www.eeo.com.cn/ens/2013/0401/242078.shtml

>>78001829
Billy, your story stinks of shite

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Just pop'd in bed and let out quite the fart. Time for sleeepy time.

>>78001826
shit post, just hit the x next time

>>78001728
msn?

>>78001857
Post jammies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzZh6AOMAlA

lol get fucked brexitards

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heres a sc of one of our recent vidcalls

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>>78001829
me gwan cock it up inna yuh gyal's chiney pum pum, seen?

>>78001567
LMAO

L M A O
M
A
O

Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

I N
N

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

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update: my views haven't changed that much

https://8values.github.io/

>>78001883
looks like a bloke

bet he bums you with his little willy you big fucking gay

wowser
don't think i've ever hid a post so quickly

>>78001883
sum ting wong hahaha

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>>78001883

Screen just went orange

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>Monday in 12 hours

>>78001879
sick of yank leftists chiming in about brexit desu

>yank hours
absolutely dire, leaving

>>78001883
how about that citation on your claim that chinese universities "kick people out before they take their final exams to keep their pass rate good"? because it's clear from this >>78001840 that you are wrong. they don't seem to "kick out" a large portion of students.

>>78001879
No idea who this twat is but if we're winding yanks up we're doing something right.

>>78001909
genuinely thought this was a chink slurping noodles from the thumbnail

>>78001909
>>78001902
haha she's pretty irl - obv a super identifiable photo will NOT be posted

>>78001906
yeah she's chinese lol

>>78001940
bye bye

>>78001879
based black man

>>78001879
Michael Moore once came to Scotland and told everyone to vote Tory because Tony Blair invaded Iraq

>>78001941
it's clear from this >>78001821 that you are wrong

>bye bye

Any Devon man in?

>>78001959
SCREECHING

>>78001970
nah it's real cornwall hours

>>78001959
>Tony Blair
wasn't he a Tory?

>>78001964
yeh that's what I thought. mong

races dont exist, only ethnicities

>>78001984
Not in name

>>78001994
should reread your post mate

>>78001998
>the human ethnicity
not buying it

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please post a reply about this cat

https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-07-15/

ash bum

>>78002023
it will die someday just like all of us

>>78002023
it is a cute cat that is looking at water coming from a tap and into the sink where the water is filling
it looks curious and i would like to poke its sides and scratch behind its ears

>>78002023
would really like to push it in

>>78001998
ethnicities can be loosely grouped into races based on common characteristics, cultures and genetics

>>78002045
*drowns you*

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>>78002035

>>78002014
shannot be corresponding with you further unless you have some citations for your ridiculous claims

>>78002045
This, specifically my penis with its bum.

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>howdy there anon! me and my gal betty sue here are going to a science museum. we'd holler at y'all to come along but ain't you a flat earther or somethin'?

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>>78002046
>ethnicities can be loosely grouped into races based on common characteristics, cultures and genetics
what race are these blokes

>>78002059
shan't be trusting some random yank on the internet over the lived experience of my gf
admittedly she's intelligent so probably went to a good uni

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>feel suicidal but don't want to die

>>78002035
oh

>>78002042
yes thankyou

>>78002045
oh dear

smoking weed to much atm and developing that constant desire to not be sober
not a good development

>>78002081
http://www.eeo.com.cn/ens/2013/0401/242078.shtml

Can't sleep and need to be up for church in a few hours

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>>78002120
>church
what's that even like?

>>78002134
a place you could go weekly to find a cute christian gf

>>78002134
grim. used to have to go every sunday. an old pedo preaches at you for half an hour then you kneel and pray the same shit every time

>>78002134
I thought all yanks went to church

>>78002116
hmmm
you don't have a chinese gf lad, you don't have any evidence to back up your nonsensical claims

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On the voddy now lads

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what's it like knowing a girl finds you attractive and wants to spend time with you?

>>78002173
most people trust actual statistics over anecdotal evidence but whatever makes you happy lad

>>78002174
stopped drinking approximately 45 minutes ago but i might resume the deed

>>78002195
my chinese gf does make me happy yeah

>>78002197
Come join me :3

>>78002194
very, very annoying

hate europeans for constantly destroying their beautiful land throughout history

>>78002194
not a virgin but dunno

>>78002204
i like cats

>>78002194
When somebody loved me
Everything was beautiful
Every hour spent together
Lives within my heart
And when she was sad
I was there to dry her tears
And when was happy so was I
When she loved me

>>78002225
t. Country polluting their wildlife and plundering natural resources with reckless abandon

>>78002231
Post cats

>>78002255
>australian land
>beautiful
get a clue

>>78002225
i know you don't live near any of them but your country has some of the largest open pit mines in the world, mostly for coal
thanks for ruining the world

>>78002171
you really think that nearly EVERYBODY in america gets out of bed on a sunday morning of their own volition to get dressed up and go to church?

>>78002268

imagine thinking brexit was a good idea because of what some investment banker told you
bizarre

>>78002276
Yeah

suddenly i can smell a fart that isn't mine and i am all alone in my room

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>>78002268
Meant to include the pic

>>78002276
yeah i can picture yanks being that thick quite easily

will swiftly annihilate the runt two posts below me

>>78002307
ah yes an average bay where no destruction is going on, very beautiful

just benched 3 plates and strangled my dog

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Birdcucks are at it

It's 4:39. Why are you up?

i will annihilate any australian poster that posts below this post

you've been warned

>>78002340
Doing some reading

>>78002340
work
home in 20 minutes though :)

>>78002340
not tired, slept all day

>>78002299
>>78002316
only old religious people and very religious young people do that. i consider myself christian and i go to church 2 times a year, easter and christmas

>>78002336
Love birdcucks

love a good steamy lesbian romance film

>>78002340
ashley naked on babestation for another 20 minutes

>>78002367
oh
you're not a christian then

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40841446

murrika cucked by feminists again. sad!

>>78002367
>I consider myself christian
do you unironically believe in a sky man who controls the universe?

>>78002340
just returned from church tho

>Chr*stians in /brit/
jesus
oops maybe i shouldnt say that! might invoke the all-powerfuls wrath haha

can i get a quick rundown on the japan poster

ive found god lads

peanut butter kit kat chunkies are somewhat peng

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>>78002400
>>78002421
>>78002380
>>78002316

>>78002431
rasheed enabler
you have blood on your hands, anon

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*blocks your path*

>>78002400
*tips fedora*

>>78002431
Don't be hatin' on fedoras just 'cause they be stylin' on you

schizo vpn proxy english teacher named tom living in ogasawara island

feel endangered

>>78002445
Wakatashiya!

>>78002445
I am also named Tom, quite a good name in my opinion

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>Don't be hatin' on fedoras just 'cause they be stylin' on you

hahah i forget that people use the fedora meme to defend a 2000 year old cult sometimes
very weird! hard to not feel superior when people are literally that thick haha

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do do do do... do do do dododododo..
*starts jumping up and down*
DO DO DO DO ODDO ODODODODODOOD
https://youtu.be/w15oWDh02K4

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>>78002437

Got drunk on my own again last night

Missed out on another few thousand pounds of gains in ETH. Feel so cucked watching it climb afrer selling right at the bottom. Need it to come back down sunshine

>>78002477
>God exists
>it's just MY version, not yours
yes, you have blood on your hands

Road road

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nice cats

>>78002476
why did europeans stop making music?

>>78002490
crypto is all a giant scam anyway

remember
you cant just beat a 2000 years old world wide meme that easily

>>78002502
everyone did

Tell me where did you sleep last night

>>78002511
it doesn't matter if it's a massive ponzi (it is)
you can still make money off it

Tom power rankings

1. Japan Tom
2. regular Tom

The NFL just inducted its first Danish player, kicker Morten Andersen, into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

>>78002502
thailad plays the trombone

need to know if thailad is here or if it's just the sex tourist

hi tom

Business idea: spherical coins

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>>78002528
enjoy this gimmick

>>78002525
considering making a tripcode just to prove you wrong

>>78002511
It's not. I've already made 20k from it. Had 45k at my peak. But literally sold my stack trading moments before we made the run up from 153EUR in this current run. If I buy back in now I'll be down like 50ETH

fuck off liam you cuck

>>78002523
Why do atheists think religion is like a competition

>>78002523
hilarious and inspiring

>>78002541
>>78002525
hi
and your name is?

yanks run this thread

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>>78001567
Imagine being a Knight in medieval times, pillaging and burning enemy villages when suddenly while riding your horse you encounter pic related working on the wheat fields, she is scared and paralyzed in shock.
What would you do /int/? Damn my penis its so hard right now.

>>78002545
it's a speculative currency with no actual use beyond buying drugs on the internet
the fact you have made money off it does not change the fact it's an actual ponzi scheme

>>78002023
*lifts paw*
*shuts the tap*
Ah yes

>>78002561
Hola Beto

>>78002559
tim

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thairad!

>>78002555
don't know what you mean
bizarro christcuck

every time i ask why theres never been an atheist civilisation i can never get a straight answer

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>>78002579

hi tim

>>78002586
Chyna

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im gunna play fallout 4 and watch this

>>78002586
because modern, reliable science didn't exist until the 1800s

>>78002590
i have a date with a thai girl tomorrow x

>>78002586
what sort of answer would you be happy with or do you see it as a "gotcha" question which somehow proves the existence of a benevolent super-being in the sky?

>>78002586
USSR, China, Europe, French republic, Mexico, North Korea

>>78002613
chock dee kap (good luck)

>>78002586
ummm...... Indus valley civilization

whenever i play tetris i start playing it in my head for ages after. Very annoying, makes sleep much more difficult

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>tfw the leading figure of the skeptic community is a devout Christian

>>78002560
ruin*

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>>78002621

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>>78002340
can't stop thinking about her

>>78002586
huns

>>78002631
nonce

>>78002621
cheers

i'm pretty excited for it because i know she's into me big time

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do you like him?

>>78002658
whom'st'd've?

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Progress

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>>78002658
He is entertaining

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Woah... Really makes you think...

>>78002645
How fresh off the boat is she?

>>78002658
who?

>>78002668
>race mixing is bad
>race mixed babies are the cutest
/pol/ btfo

>>78002642
you literally moved to a third world country to have sex with children

>>78002668
What's this got to do with civic nationalism

>>78002615
an answer that makes sense and isn't just
>AZIA BRO

>>78002689
nonce

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>>78002668

any /jakepaulers/ in?

>>78002689
If I were that way inclined I could have stayed in the UK and become a muslim

having a scone with jam.

i dont know how the english can cop so much shit over accusations of slavery, genocide, imperialism etc but everyone overlooks the good of a scone

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>>78002699
Dunno.

Funny how in religious societies you're allowed to be atheist but in atheist societies religion has to be suppressed

i think he is the president of the us but maybe i am wrong

>he calls it a scone

>>78002724
/brit/ is a logang general

>>78002741
well it's not a biscuit you fat cunt

>>78002739
prove you're a jap or FUCK OFF WEEB

>>78002563
You clearly know fuck all about blockchain tech so I'll just leave you with the rest of the luddites who call it a ponzi because you feel like you missed the best of it

Meanwhile I'll carry on making thousands even though I'm a shit trader

>>78002754
fuck you bitch

>>78002741
>>78002754
scones and yank biscuits are two different things

>>78002764
run it straight and ill fucking drop you on your head

thailad is so fit

>>78002757
i am no jap nor a weeb

hmm
just like thailad isnt thai nor thaiboo

>>78002746
>logan
who the flipping hell? *dabs on you*

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>>78002668

>>78002765
how would you know that, you've never seen a scone or a biscuit in your life, they don't have them in thailand

don't give me the "i'm british" excuse, nobody buys it

might get a couple of biscuits at kfc

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Wtf is this shit?

How does /pol/ find this stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek46_988bms

Top 5 greatest rappers

Number 5:

my rooms a fucking disgrace and I'm too lazy to clean

jordan peterson would not be happy

>>78002679
she's been here for a few years now but has a thick accent and her english isn't the best

>>78002801
wrong

>>78002832
Pics

muscular thailad

#Pizzagate is real

>>78002827
Nicki mimaj

thailad is a new zealander with a proxy, he has NEVER been to either thailand OR the united kingdom, pass it on

Number 1:
Noriaki

https://youtu.be/-8XSGqO7vwk

They're turning the frogs gay

>>78002827
ICP is number 1 so you might as well end it now

herculean thailad

>>78002859
not it's not

go back to the brightbart comment section

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got some spastic doing the weather lads. not what i want to see when i'm trying to have my brekkie.

Thailad the God

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>not it's not

>go back to the brightbart comment section

>>78002876
>>78002882
>not Devvo
come on now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfa8W5oMRoY

>>78002836
Ask her about Thai food, they're mental about their food.

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Illuminated manuscript showing Richard the Lion-hearted, King of the English and Normans, authorizing Guy de Lusignan to conquer Cyprus.

Guy of Lusignan (c. 1150 – 18 July 1194) was a French Norman-Poitevin knight.

He was king of the crusader state of Jerusalem from 1186 to 1192

Going to a Thai restaurant tomorrow

All-MakerThailad

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don't mind arses 2bh

>>78002924
will keep that in mind
any more tips?

>>78002938
I had Laos food last week
Peng af

Noriaki is God

https://youtu.be/6EDJ3Ns-4_A

sucking off a nigger lads

While in Limassol, Richard the Lion-Heart married Berengaria of Navarre, first-born daughter of King Sancho VI of Navarre.

The marriage was celebrated with great pomp and splendor.

As a gift to himself, Richard, as king of the Normans, crowned himself King of Cyprus, which was taken by Norman warriors during the first Crusade.

>>78002968
alri liam

>>78002951
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

Droppin a E, and I'm nickin ya purse

do a new thailad

thailad make the new

*sticks a trumpet up my arse*
*does a rip roaring fart*

>>78002953
She will probably find it cute if you ended the odd sentence with 'kap' (It's a very short and sharp sound, don't over enunciate) but don't over do it.

You can say you're interested in her language and ask her to teach you some words too.

Also depending on how many dates she's been on there and how westernized she's become you actually don't have to try that hard, literally just be yourself. She doesn't expect you to entertaining, just pay for the food and pretend to be interested in whatever she's got to say.

>he calls it an arse

>>78003004
someone is probably already doing it

new

>>78003018
>>78003018
>>78003018
>>78003018

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>>78003010
>>78003017

>>78003014
That's what Brits call it.

>>78002627
We're living in the post-ironic age nigger. Hitler, despite killing 6 million Jews, 3 million Russians and destroying most of Europe, is basically seen as a harmless meme now.

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>>78002668
I wonder who's behind this...
>>78002718
>>78002800
>Pic Unrelated
You can't fool me Nigel