Freikorps edition
korean pop
hey guys
on acid everybody looks like they're fresh out the oblivion character creator
will never be able to progress in life until I quit /brit/ completely
struggling to do it though
sue
/fashygfs/
Unpopular opinion: Narnia > Middle-Earth
>>77996534
>>77996534
matty
/deutsch/ is going for 1000 posts in their thread lads
hate myself so much
>girl i had a crush on in high school got engaged
Getting old, lads.
>>77996547
no they dont
smoked weed before work today lads and i'm just super prang now. Fuck this shite
>>77996505
Islam Edition
>>77996565
Brittany Pettibone is the thinking man's waifu
lonely
Brits are pirates. Our entire history has been a saxon-viking tribal will to power. I have embraced the individualism and the spirit of piracy. YARRR I hope that the coming chaos in the world will lead to a new renaissance of English piracy.
>>77996584
bet you're fun at parties
>>77996534
This?
https://youtu.be/16S_M58M2GA
>>77996566
Watch it lad
Are carpets povvo?
My dad insists on fitting carpets into all the bedrooms and I keep telling him its 3rd world as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64UHzEkCkZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
>>77996603
same
>>77996590
Should I pick up Skyrim Special Edition it's on sale for half off on ps4
>>77996579
to my fucking dick
had two americans stop me earlier and ask where the nearest frat was and where they could get weed and cocaine
giz a bump lads
>>77996570
>>77996605
>tfw no cool pirate culture
It sucks not existing before the 18th century.
anyone subbed to these guys?
>>77996574
if people knew the demographics of ladywood, you'd realise matty actually done decent with this
it's one of the biggest shitskin areas in birmingham, and every area in brum is shit anyway but ladywood is one of the inner city areas fulll of pakis and niggers
The other day, we sent a little submarine drone into the water to see if it could map out the labyrinthine cave system we know is there, but has been completely inaccessible for decades. Also, we wanted to find out how deep it goes. The fact an earthquake in China could cause the water to rise so substantially at this spot in Nevada makes us think it goes way deeper than preliminary estimates.
>>77996579
>all the sporting greats from my childhood are now retiring en masse
haha yeah me too lad
>>77996650
yeah maybe
>>77996603
just be yourself bro
That Nevada cave is just fucking mindbending to think about
A huge uncharted subterranean ocean
Just thinking about that mass of water is unsettling
>>77996579
>keeping in touch with people from school
c'mon
>>77996603
yeah me too
>>77996593
The London Experience
>>77996650
nah
skyrim is trash
we should give everyone more weapons to make our country safe
>>77996727
2014-era gimmique. very good
still wishing i was dead
the goal in life is a london wage living in the north
imagine living on the outskirts of leeds or sheffield? close to the peak district for peng countryside but still close to big cities with a decent cost of living
literally the fucking life goal
if i won the lottery, i would move to the north
>>77996605
space piracy soon brother
>>77996650
it's a 7 year old game
it should be free
>>77996649
>>77996799
>wins the lottery
>stays in the UK
jesus
>tfw no return to 2014-15 golden era / brit/
>>77996649
I like a boy x
>tfw lexi got fat
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_oNoQ4Ynj4
>>77996815
It's the remaster
>>77996649
hate women
>>77996823
its never coming back fella
>>77996861
toy story was a top comfy film
reminding me of my childhood now
super extremely comfy. loved VHS tapes
>>77996649
don't even know any women
>>77996885
for me, it's monsters inc
choon time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ufcpn6bYO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJCyrhOFQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9HffkV3jM
>>77996815
its free on steam if you bought the original
>>77996819
fair point but i don't even buy lottery tickets so shouldn't think about this anyway
where would you go? i'd want to stay in an english speaking country and can think of MAJOR drawbacks to living in australia/nz/canada
they might have a better HDI but that's a meme, HDI doesn't take into account the wildlife trying to kill you in australia
>>77996883
Got roped into it by my tutor. Also sources. Also I'm almost mutually intelligible with Icelandic because I speak Norwegian as well.
trance: pineal gland permanently encrusted shut
psytrance: pineal gland orbiting saturn
babestation
>>77996605
Francis Drake
Walter Raleigh
James Cook
Woodes Rogers
Horatio Nelson
Henry Morgan
Black Bart
Blackbeard
Anne Bonney
Calico Jack
William Kidd
Bartholomew Roberts
aye, the anglo-celt is an eternal sealad
>>77996610
There's a fan's theory that they are the same place, but in different times. Maybe thousands of years a part
>The Silver Chair in Narnia is also Morgoth's Chair from LOTR
>Ettensmoor in Narnia is the same place as Ettinmuir in MIddle Earth
>Both worlds have stone giants
>Bree, from Middle-Earth, and Bree, from Narnia
>Swarthy Calormenes in Narnia are the same as the Tolkien's "swarthy" Easterlings
>Aslan sings the world into creation, just like the gods of MIddle-Earth do
>Cair Paravel in Narnia is the same place as Cair Andros in Middle-earth
>Telmarine golden age of seafarers in Narnia is similar to the Numenorean "Sea Kings" of Middle Earth
>trees are alive in both stories
>magicians who only help out if they really feel like it
>>77996918
For me, it's the aristocats.
VERY cute russian girl just spent half the night eyeing me up and generally being very friendly to me and a bit cold towards everyone else
now if only i wasn't a virgin sperg and she didn't have a bf who was there with her
>you will never be 7 again
>you will never go to your library on a weekend and hire out a load of VHS tapes to watch at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX-AVeVaUFg
unremarkable and entirely underwhelming 19 year old here, ama
>>77996954
any medieval german lit reccs?
>>77996803
You've got me all excited for the inevitable rise of the Galactic Anglo Federation now
>>77996989
>>77997025
Are you a virgin?
>>77996658
>>tfw no cool pirate culture
Are you retarded. We probably have the second best pirate culture
>>77997025
favourite flavour of robinsons fruit squash?
had such an amazing childhood, loved every moment of primary and secondary
everything is just so depressing and empty now
brother's girlfriend came to our house for the first time this weekend and it's fucking akward
she's been here since Friday but have managed to avoid her so far, we're going for a meal for lunch tomorrow so can't avoid her
I'm just jealous mostly , 5 years ago I was the normie with girlfiriends and my brother was a loser that sat on xbox all day. Now I can't get girls anymore and he developed into a normie at uni
hate life simple as
>>77997059
thats what you get for enjoying life normie fuck
>>77997055
jaja los estados unis piratas.....
>>77997059
had a terrible childhood
having a terrible adulthood
ended up fucking my manager
definitely a sex addict. i fuck everyone that gets close to me
she is fit, but now thinks are awkward
>>77997038
s o o n
>>77997059
me2
they lied about what adulthood would be like
>>77996986
in reality it's because tolkien and lewis were mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-E0-R3uGU
>>77997033
The Heliand is always a laugh riot.
wish i was a pirate desu
my captain's quarters would be fab
>>77996986
It's almost like they knew one another IRL
>>77997132
Death to traitors, freedom for Britain
>>77997046
goes without saying
>>77997058
only ever tried the orange and peach ones, it's very nice with copella apple juice instead of water
>tfw born at end of 90s
>technically an 00s kid but my parents were broke as fuck so I was an 90s kid anyway cos I couldn't afford DVDs and stuff
ahh yes
does anything happen in curb your enthusiasm besides characters getting angry at each other
>her ex never rolled up spliffs this big
>her ex never spent 3 bills on drink
>her ex never went northampton with 3 O's, came back same day with a jib
>Attractive Autist
>Girls think you're cute and guys admire you because of that ugly
>So called unattractive autistic
>Girls think you're a creep and guys pick on you to impress the women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0BbeFd2zA
is jake paul /our guy/?
>>77997198
le funney jewish sitcom xD funny hair morty xD pickle rik
>>77997177
>>77997146
Lewis was also an atheist before Tolkien converted him
>>77997219
doesn't matter if you're too beta to make a move, girls will not do *all* the work
t. attractive autist
>>77997055
smoking weed has fucked up my mental health permantely lads
too much effort to stop now
don't care anymore - i'll die before 30 regardless
>>77997255
garuntee you aren't attractive.
business idea: raid the coasts of iceland and steal their women
>>77997231
do you still want to have sex with your sister?
>>77997198
Modern sitcoms are designed to bring everyone to a lower, base level. Greatness and achievement is shunned. The main characters are designed to be mediocre. If achievement does come, even if properly earned, it comes with a heavy burden and stipulation, where the characters generally choose their mediocrity over their achievement.
>>77997294
nonce
>>77997301
dont hve one
>>77997297
i am
think the UN should be abolished tbqh
let countries handle their own affairs
post films yanks will never understand
Summer fruits is the GOAT tier Robinsons cordial
FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING NONCES
LITERALLY WORSE THAN ALL OF LEFTYPOL PUT TOGETHER GET THE FUCK OUT
>>77997343
yeah
dunno why europe and america are expected to police the savages of the world
>>77997317
why are you so obsessed with the idea then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0aaq5pjnQ
>A lament for Gandalf.
>What do they say about him?
>I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near
>>77997356
who are you talking to
just saw a big nigger in the uni bathroom
>>77997343
irish slag isn't replying ffs
>>77989980
>>77989980
>Millennial Thread without being sticky
>>77997378
dunno weird fetish, they come and go, excited to see what ones i develop next year
>>77997338
fit.
>>77997396
Chinese neotraditionalism is the method to follow lads
>>77997418
bit degenerate
i like tits
>>77989980
how can british "men" compete
>>77997345
Churchill was a yank though
>Lady Randolph Spencer-Churchill, was an American socialite and the mother of British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill.
I like vagina.
>>77997396
>>77997462
>a jewish comedy that revolves around poking fun at people who step outside social boundaries
HMMMMM
>>77997477
yeah
>Churchill was a yank though
>>77997416
>go into german thread
>everyone's a nazi
lol imagine my shock
>>77997500
churchill doesn't appear in Dunkirk
>>77997534
But a French got the number 1000.
W-we are really diverse. I-i promise.
Found this on twitter x
>>77997562
Dunkirk was WW1 with the gooks innit? Were the Germans at Dunkirk?
The gf got In-N-Out for din dins lads
>>77997588
aesthetically pleasing
>>77997598
hey fatty boom boom
>>77997590
why do you post shit like this? even if its bait its just boring
just took a selfie on snapchat and sent it to 20+ birds
>>77989980
pls help reach 1488 posts
oge was everything
>>77997609
i havve a black mate who says this really slowly; i love it
>>77997627
fuck off literal nazi
>>77997612
Jelly
>>77997588
I don't remember vhs cameras being around in wwi
doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago
*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*
very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people
*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*
listening to Yo-Yo Ma
honestly HATE when old people tell me about how scary war is and all their war stories, reckon they just need to toughen up really, I take shits daily but I don't get a medal for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
lads
>>77997647
gas yourself
>>77997697
most old people were like 5 during the war
>>77997676
t. fool
reckon continentals and anglos really are fundamentally different
/brit/ons would never autistically try to get 1000 posts unless we had to. if someone suggested it, you'd be met by a chorus of "cba" and "shan't".
we're a temperate, calm people.
>>77997703
The sheer panic you get from being stuck somewhere is insane
>>77997697
Fuck off cunt
put my life on the line countless times in Afghanistan and Iraq and it is terrifying
>>77997697
crying
>>77997684
visualised every word of this post, top stuff lad
head's fully gone lads
sad thing is coming to term with the facts that my brain will never work normally
i'd rather be a ignorant normie that's content with life then whatever the fuck i am right now
>>77997722
fuck off leaf
>>77997745
we had about 2500 posts during an image error thing
>>77997752
thanks for killing a few innocent rasheeds and leaving their country in shambles, i'm sure they LOVE you
could HEEM the taliban single handedly, not even the entire yank army can do that
Gubbed 5 mg of xanax last night and only slept for 6 hours hmmmmmmmmm
>>77997768
felt this way until i took some acid and embraced it
>>77997776
>action posting our images
good times
>>77997684
>>77997799
absolute mentalist
>>77997808
find me that archive now you cunt
tus lugares favoritos
http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/242583/louise-menschs-new-conspiracy-it-wasnt-the-russians-it-was-the-jews
> Yesterday, Mensch introduced an unexpected plot twist to her Twitter potboiler: America wasn’t hacked by the Russians alone; the Jews helped.
what accent would this be best done in?
I keep thinking a lock, stock, cockney type
>>77997684
>>77997855
radical centrist
mates are watching curb your enthusiasm in the other room and all i can hear is angry shouting about trivialities
what the fuck
>>77997803
works for some people but i reccomend it would just make me worse, i don't even like doing mandy anymore
i know my life is fucking shit and pathetic but my main method is to try and not think about reality too much
>>77997874
>>77997896
heh
funny...funny jew
what was his fucking problem?
>>77997950
fantastic film
the walrus can weigh over 2000 pounds
>>77997976
pleb
>>77997994
pleb
curb is kino
Being drunk makes me feel faster, more accurate, more agile, more confident & stronger
Magic potion desu
Also makes me want to fucking smash someones head in.
>>77998024
bash some paki bastard lad
>>77998019
pleb
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
bee em wee
>>77998057
actually you're a pleb
my greatest fantasy is going to a rural irish pub and getting my head fucking smashed in over my english accent. want bits of my brain all over the counter
the walrus has vibrissae surrounding their tusks giving the characteristic whiskered appearance
>>77997924
i turned it around big time, now all the normies think i'm eccentric rather than a loser
then again, you really have to have the right mindset of positivity and change before you try it, or else you will get worse when it forces you to face your fears instead of tackling them head on
>>77998060
Rude.
>paying 40 billion to leave the EU
haha what a stupid idea brexit was
watching netflix, shitposting and browsing the 'bang lads and they say men cant multitask
>>77998113
business idea: don't pay it
>>77998086
this but it's my nads
Bought some WW1 and WW2 webbing belts.
The ww1 ones are pretty aesthetic tbqh.
>>77998086
brits beat up defenceless irish people not the other way around
>>77998140
pics
>>77998130
woah
>>77998130
*does not invest*
hmm no let's not piss off our euro masters even more desu
the shagpad
>>77998130
proxy off greek
>>77998165
the irish really are the niggers of europe
>>77998172
hey man you can just trade with us! come on, let me introduce you to my friends, we can sit together at lunch and stuff
>>77998168
Havnt arrived yet but basically like so
>>77998186
looks like rick could step out at any time and burp LOL
can i share this?
>>77998211
what does the S stand for
>>77998196
its the english who used to beat up anyone with an irish accent during the troubles
we never did that to english people over here during the troubles
>>77998206
what do we have that you need and can't get other places for cheaper?
he hasnt seen a show at red rocks
>>77998186
would be cool if it wasnt cheaply and shoddily done
>>77998240
spacker
drumpf could pay the brexit bill with his spare change
>>77998196
that's poles
>>77998248
as long as there is a comparative advantage trade deals will be made
>>77998248
access to the european union
giving you guys one of my biggest secrets: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Charming
good luck
>>77998290
hello nigger!
>>77998290
ugly trash
>>77998252
what a fucking faggot. what a fucking big league chew piece of shit. if you want to say that to my face, not online, meet me at the halifax dockyard tonight and i'll share your face with all four corners of the parking lot
>>77998277
poles are the mexicans of europe
>>77998240
I dont think it stands for anything
German one looks like this
>>77998286
what comparative advantage do we have
we are a terrible, inefficient, service based economy based on having easy access to everywhere
Going to get my cherry popped this year with an escort lads (28 KHV). What do you reckon I should go for? Early 20s, mid thirties or 40s?
>>77998346
early 20s
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/boob-towel-sweat-tata-erin-robertson-los-angeles-a7877351.html
ah yes excellent product
>>77998300
>>77998312
>anon, what were you saying about my people?
>>77998323
w2c?
>>77998362
would fancy a shag
>>77998362
that you're brown and ugly as fuck and smell like shit too
>>77998346
state of you
the sex is completely insignifacant, what means anything is that someone likes you and wants to share time with you
>>77998290
they look like they're fat and smelly, and try to hide their stink with perfume
war movies are fucking boring
>>77998362
mexican women always look like they're smelly (in a bad way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp0qUNmZPIk
any claustrophobic man in
>>77998365
No, i just like imperial era military thingd
>>77998365
thought that was garrett for a second
new film i should download?
>>77998417
Watched it before. What was bad was the guy who got stuck upside down and couldnt be removed in time and basically just drowned as it started to rain
>>77998424
>a superstate descending into autocracy
kek
lads and i
NO gf
>Where to cop
>No
Howling. french people are so fun to laugh at.
adidas creps don't ask where i've copped them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mntJlOeoDk
what makes tyler the creator so perfect
>>77998483
don't bully them, they're cute
>>77998485
dont arks
>>77998456
Oh
http://www.sofmilitary.co.uk/m1895-german-leather-belt-product,12748
http://www.epicmilitaria.com/ww1-german-black-leather-belt-and-buckle.html
You can find genuine ones on ebay though
man katharsys really likes the convolution module of izotope trash
>>77998483
I'm not french , i am just on holiday in France
>/brit/
My arse!
>>77998354
Might be a bit embarrassing that, even though I'm going to tell her I'm 25. Will consider it though.
>>77998387
tosser
drinking claret
fuckin 'ell
just imagine
>>77998562
virgin water
>>77998584
>dwarf vore.png
overall i just feel bad for all the hard working people in the UK that didn't realise what they were voting for, who will get poorer over the next 10 years as our economy struggles to deal with brexit
luckily i'll be unaffected, made a decent amount of money off the pound and ftse being obliterated and boosted respectively, and can bugger off to ireland or germany if it gets really bad. Just sad others don't have that option
does wine really taste that bad? Ive never tried it
is weed the virgin drug?
>>77998611
course it doesnt prat
what the fuck is an MGTOW
>>77998618
adderall is the virgin drug
*teacher turns on Crazy frog -popcorn on the projector*
alright runts I want this classroom spotless by the time the music ends!
>>77998611
cheap wine, yeah. it's something you don't just smash back though, you need the mood for it
>>77998558
worst one yet
>>77998638
a virgin who's given up
screech uncontrollably every time i peruse this thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7089173/
>>77998608
It's really important britain has its sovereignty to decide which multinational corporations to get cucked by
608
>gookposter calling anyone a prat
>>77998558
best one yet. good post mate
cant believe 2bh is still not allowed
>>77998657
>WAT was common lingo in 2009 4chan
those sweet innocent days before post-ironic irony
>>77998648
no
looser
>>77998673
idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwI1j7sslYI
raaaaaaahhhhh 00s tune
>>77998672
haha is this that rich investment banker lad who's moving over to germany? glad we found someone to speak for the working class
>>77998655
given up on what? getting laid? what if you never tried?
>>77998695
fuck off
>>77998648
i drink wine like beer
>>77998686
Tbh
>>77998638
men going their own way
im an american hows that make u guys feel lmoa
>>77998638
men getting toast on wednesdays
it's a breakfast club
>gookposter
>>77998725
we're pretty much the top dogs of this general. enjoy yourself bud
yanks out
>>77998725
how you doin
my name's lonely, nice to meeeeet you
here's my number
call me 911
beer is vile
cider is nice
>>77998725
>Yanks
>Comprehending human emotions