/cum/

You sure you haven't forgotten doing something very important? Such as visiting this (>>77989319) thread?

Death to /cum/

>>77991356
are you the girl Israeli

>>77991303
Beautiful edition, friend.

All the cool kids are in here celebrating the return of proxy dane
>>77990748

>>77991356
Where do you want to go?
Hopefully not here. You're kind of annoying
What are your prospects?

>>77991376
Atlantis has the dumbest superior in the entire DC universe

WIS
CON
SIN

>>77991390
wrong

>>77991254
4chan's not a place for your kind

>>77991390
have fun in the leaf thread leaf faggot

>>77991384
Yeah
>>77991402
Leafland

>>77991414
you're right
mexicunts out

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Found a lovely video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1mlIAnxTws

>>77991414
why not

A bit un-Danish

>>77991497
hallo wie gehts

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>>77991473
t-thats a lot of rats
must have taken a hell of a ratstick to get all those

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Duterte>drumpf

>>77991473
nice video
thanks for sharing
weird commentary by onlookers though

https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/213850776/albany-new-york/

>america
>white

>>77991390
Stop it. We don't like the Dane, and your exuberance over his return is hurting your likability.

>>77991542
no one thinks america is white

>>77991507
Hallo, Amerika. Es geht so. Wie geht es Dir so?

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>>77991466
>PENNYSvania
>>77991489
Because you are a bunch of cry babies

>>77991454
Sorry for being rude.
So you're pretty much h3h3 trying to get out of israel. Are you well educated? Have you checked how many points you would get on the canadian immigration site?

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>>77991514

>>77991293
Lad I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>77991353
>muh website
I am old.

>>77991548
Dane is nice tho. I like dane.

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>>77991567
ok

>>77991542
Besides hardcore America pol posters, the only people who push the America = White meme are annoying euros

What's worse is when european countries think that comparing themselves to America, a giant experiment in multiculturalism since its inception, is a logical thing

>>77991575
LEAVE LEHIGH ALONE

>>77991575
you're the one who wanted to complain

>>77991624
What is your extra flag
Jus pls stop saying cringe stuff. next you'll be complaining about rap culture or something lmao

https://youtu.be/cKAr4bBthuQ

>>77991612
I would legitimately fight you. Throw all the pasta you want, but, if you come to Vermont and agree to fight me, I will fight you.

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doing an autism right now

>>77991711
You wouldn't dare.

>>77991612
Some lad in /brit/ dumped like 3 pastas on me when I was there. This was one of them. Fun stuff.

hate being a degenerate, that's for shitskins

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>>77991650

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Don't you think she is very attractive?

I would love to have her as my girlfriend (looks-wise, don't know about her personality)

>>77991700
>What is your extra flag
No.
>>77991767
Why not? Why do so many faggots on this site think that everyone else here is a weakling, antisocial little shit just like they/you are?

>>77991818
>hate being a degenerate
>that is for shitskins

hello shitskin
come to Amsterdam and teach me how to invest in jewstocks
thx

>>77991818
you don't respond to my replies. not fun to talk to desu

>>77991857
yeah, not my top taste, but up there

>>77991895
Post muscles.

>>77991818
good man

hung out with my little sister today. we went for a walk downtown, i bought her lunch and she literally talked my ear off the whole time about all the stuff shes been going through. she's so far gone its kinda sad. it was nice to see her tho
*end blog post*

>>77991857
Why do you shitpost about moving to Wisconsin? You're never going to move there.

>>77991895
Post lats, tris, delts, bis, and traps

>>77991940
My sister is mentally retarded

>>77991895
Lad you don't know who the fuck I am, I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Internet tough guy.

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>>77991950
it's a dream
i don't think i will ever make it
but i would like to

>>77991930
No. Post yourself taking a square hit to the jaw or your broken nose.

>>77991963
Never ask /int/ to post traps.

>>77991985
my sister is not

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>>77991857
>>77992009
Yes, she is.

wallowing in self pity

>>77992021
Post sister (if legal age)

>>77991994
See? More pasta and memes. You wouldn't fight me if you had the chance. I would fight you.

>>77992021
Lucky

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>>77991940
>she's so far gone its kinda sad.
What do you mean?

>>77992009
Don't give up. If you can marry in or find a job, I think you would really like Wisconsin. It's cheap to live there, and some parts of some towns are modeled after Germany, sort of hilarious

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>>77992011
haha, u dond have musgles do u? :DDDDDDD

>>77992077
no

>>77992099
she made some bad choices in life and now its catching up to her.

>>77992009
>i would like to
I would like you to not. Be a leech in your own country.
Inb4 not a leech
Nobody can post here as much as you do without being a leech.

i wish i wasn't so degenerate and dumb

>>77992057
Failed banker?

>>77992155
i post after work and during weekends

how would i be able to move to america to become a leech
that's even more unlikely than me finding someone to sponsor my visa

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>My 42 year old thot teacher is telling me how handsome I look with long hair
Yup, I always knew she was into me

>>77992199
i'm dominican

>>77992236
wtf are you doing in israel
israelis treat blacks horribly

>>77992173
thighpost please if girl

>>77992147
I'm not visibly muscular, but I am strong. I've been working with my hands since you were still a jizz stain, son.
>>77992213
>how would i be able to move to america to become a leech
That's exactly why your faggoty dream will never come true.

Hate niggers desu

>>77992265
>dominicans
>black
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-M269

>>77992113
ahahHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A GREENCARD

Literally: mission impossible

>>77992082
Shut the fuck up old prick, one light push and you'd already hurt your back. For your own embarrassment I won't bare knuckle you because you wouldn't be able to afford to treat the injuries.
This 5 foot 10 skinny boi can rekt ur a$$ boii

>>77992293
that's not even part of my dream tho, nonsensical comment

>>77992301
Hate snowflakey non-sequitur posts t'bh

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>>77992148
How old is she? what did she do?

>>77992358
ignore the autist

>>77992355
Well if it keeps the people of atlantis out, it's worth it.

Have you tried before? What's the worst part?

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>tfw two more weeks until I go back to uni
what are you guys doing this fall

>>77992265
>israelis treat blacks horribly
That's a vary nice meme
Even better when it comes from an American

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Damn he's a sexy bitch
A sexy bitch
Damn he's a sexy bitch
a sexy bitch

>>77992355
>This 5 foot 10 skinny boi
By size alone, I would win.

>>77992400
You're right, I was ignorant.
Israel is an amazing place. Nobody there should leave it. Because it is so amazing. Kind to all races. From the white Dominocans to the Africans that are being held there

>>77992398
nothing

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>>77992440
Shut up grandpa. Pic related: you
I bet your grandkids were sucking dick in the alley instead of eating burgers.

The American dream.

>Brazilians

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ac_1501868130

>>77992380
she's 23. got into drugs and alcohol, started hanging out with junkies. now her lifes a mess and shes all sad. feel bad for her, but she did it to herself

>>77992517
>my grandpa is miserable
>let me snap a pic!
lmao just LOL

>>77992358
Does it matter? Ultimately, I'm right. You will NEVER be a resident of the United States. Even if you did, I would go full autist in order to find out where you are and fuck up any chances you might have of staying here. I've got family and dirtbag friends in northern IL, so this could even be a little fun.

How do we get people to stop doing drugs for real

>>77992580
stupid post

you can't stop the american dream

>>77992616
You have to have personalized recovery programs for each person. They have drugs out there that can block opioid receptors for a whole month (stops the high people get from the drugs), and even as great as that sounds, it works for some, and completely fails for others

>>77992517
wow how much of a douche you got to be to piss off all of your grandkids

>>77992517
I'm 32. Even biologically speaking, any grandkids of mine would still be infants.

I would beat you in a fight, and you know it.

>>77991454
Marry me and we can get your immigration papers started. The only thing I ask in return is for you to bear at least 3 of my children.

>>77992658
I don't want to stop the American dream. I'm pro-immigrant. I hate you personally.

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>>77992518
1.- She didn't overdose on LSD
2.- She wasted LSD in a place like that
>>77992554
That's heart breaking stuff

>>77992487
Everything for you must be black and white, bad or good, nothing in between.
All I'm saying is that it's not that bad for blacks (citizens or those who are here legally), in compare to other places.

>>77992736
there is no reason for you to hate me unless you have serious mental problems

i shall live in wisconsin and eat all the cheese curds so you won't get any

>>77992554
How bad? As a brother you should help her.

>>77992756
Everything is black and white. Did you not look at that wikipedia link he posted? That haplotype clearly indicates dominicans are WHITE. not BLACK.

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>>77992810

i need a tsundere GF

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=997_1501821781

>>77992616
just let them do it

>>77992845
Wow. A racist israeli who wants to call Dominicans black, when they are in fact WHITE!!!
I know you don't represent israelis though, because israel is a nation of TOLERANCE, ACCEPTANCE, AND PEACE! FULL OF WHITE DOMINICANS!!!

>>77992791
i'm starting to get more involved with her life again

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>>77992898

>>77992700
You wouldn't and you know it. I would knock you down and fuck you in the ass. You'll try to resist but deep down you'll enjoy it you fucking fag.
And then you'll yell rape but knowing America men can't be raped so I'll get away with it too.

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stob doin thing I don like

I thought only Jews were allowed to live in isreal until very recently.

>>77992991
Junkie friends are a bitch and bad influence. Junkies don't change so your sister should cut all connections.

I knew a kid who was 14 and smoked weed every day. Today he's 21 and still a junkie.
I feel bad for the kid desu.

>>77993090
You didn't know about Jewyork?

>>77993094
i brought this up when we were talking today.
i told her she should go stay with our mom in Oregon for a while, just to get away from everybody.
she agreed, but idk if shes actually gonna do it
and weed isn't really that bad

>>77993289
I personally don't think weed is bad for adults, but I believe some research points to evidence of weed being harmful for developing adolescents

stay strong ravioli

>>77992773
>there is no reason for you to hate me
You post foot porn and anime, and you have posted scat before. Fuck you.

>>77993410
Are you sure that's footkraut? Footkraut only likes azn women

>>77993336
thanks bud

>>77993002
You're memeing. I am not.

>>77993289
As much as I hate to say is, weed is a gateway drug to some people. I know we're the drug capital of the world but starting that young and trying ecstasy and shit is just fucked up.
Guy has no education or whatsoever today.

Used to be friends with him when I was 18 and cut off connections after two years. Today he's living in one of the houses neighboring mine with his mum.

Either way, I don't think your sister will do it within one talk. Drugs need some time to get out of your system (~1-2 weeks) and then she'll notice how worthless her junkie friends were and seriously consider it.
You need to keep her motivated. Ask often about her day and how she's doing. Invite her to do something with you.
Just keep her away from the bad influence.

>>77993136
You have a poor understanding of English, you retard.

>>77993136
when have i ever posted anime?

and the scat i posted had great entertainment value

it's not "foot porn" it's art b t w

i think you're just a mentally ill weirdo

>>77993437
also saoirse ronan

>>77992918
I was referring to your post about blacks treatment.
About Dominicans, they are well known for being white. and you know what? you should mix with them. In order to save your race. Good luck, Amerifriend.

>>77993289
It really depends on the person
some people are much more at risk of substance abuse in which case they should probably avoid weed
ofc the biggest step someone can take is admitting their problem

>>77993517
What the fuck are you smoking

Why are there literal oldfags on my /cum/?

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Absolutely comfy

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>>77993469
Need a lil facetta nera gf to fuck with

>>77993600
i don't know why i quoted your post

it was supposed to go to >>77993410

>>77993555
I am not white though I am hapa
I love many jews though. excellent people

>>77993616
That's about 23 degrees too hot

>>77993645
Idiotic post

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What is you opinion on peppermint liquor?

>>77993437
See below
>>77993517
>when have i ever posted anime?
Ok, maybe I was mistaken on that point, but it's the least egregious. If I told the people I know out there that there's a foreigner bringing that kind of sickness into our country, they would be concerned.
You foreign fucks have no idea what happens outside of American cities.
>>77993612
Because I hate you.

Certainly hope you guys have grown out of cuckstianity

>>77993645
Good post.
>>77993702
It's for women, children, and homosexuals

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>>77993702
Lol

50 and overcast is the ideal weather
>>77993702
I dont really like mixed drinks

white men belong in the tundra

>>77993706
What would they think if you told them that you spend most of your day on a website where content like this is posted and encouraged in many places?

Wisconsin will be my future home.

>>77993755
*Mediterranean*

>>77993752
>28
>recent snow on the ground
>sunny
>slight breeze
Ideal t'bh

>>77993702
disgusting
tried peppermint schnapps once and nearly gagged at how awful it was

Not a huge fan of niggers

Denmark, are you lurking?

Big fan of the weather here.

>>77993706
>You foreign fucks have no idea what happens outside of American cities.
W-what happens outside the cities

>>77993762
Half of them are /b/tards. The people I'm referring to aren't /pol/fags or salt of the earth country folk. They're dirtbags and knuckle draggers. These are people who don't need a rational excuse to fuck shit up. Google Rockford and Streator, Illinois. Yeah, I'm from those shitholes.
Then why would they hate you more than me? Because I'm one of theirs, and you're a foreigner. I'm in, you're out, and that's all that matters.

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Meet Sabrina, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HwLo3e4EN0

>>77993996
Today was good here too, it was warm and the sun, which feels bad on my skin and is too bright, wasn't shining.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13634806

http://www.strawpoll.me/13634806

http://www.strawpoll.me/13634806

http://www.strawpoll.me/13634806

http://www.strawpoll.me/13634806

>>77994065
See >>77994068
Lots of good folks out there. Plenty of bad ones, too. A few really bad ones...

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>>77994095
What's the temperature? It's 33C here.

>>77994155
>saw subject of poll
>closed tab
Stop being a creep.

>>77994155
Did you make this for /cum/?

>>77994158
Worse than people in the cities?
Felt a lot safer around a town of 4k than I did in a city. You're right, I definitely was an outsider to them tho

Wouldn't a plucky german spice things up for your town?

>>77994068
Rockford Midway Theater looks nice.

Maybe they should find another purpose in life than considering traveling to another state to find some new patriot they don't even know the whereabouts of.

If they ever come around though, they will be greeted by my sizzling grill and the smell of fresh burgers in the air. You'll be invited too.

>>77994236
Of course not.
As with all my polls, /cum/ gets sloppy seconds.

/brit/ first, then /maghreb/ THEN /cum/.

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Let's see if I can get any responses.

>>77994277
thanks for letting us all know. Shannot be replying or even opening your garbage now

@77994333
Awful post.
Does not deserve a (you), if I may be so bold m'lord.

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>discussing the weather

>>77994324
using toilet paper is outdated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ

;-;

>>77994226
>33C
>picture
nice weather
Here it's currently 68F and night. The highest temperature during the day was 84F.

>>77994373
Like all foreign (you)s, yours is of little value to me and most other posters here.

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>>77994384

>>77994277
>/brit/ first
Why did you use American feet and inches instead of meters then?

>>77994460
Feet and inches are British units. They use a mix of English and Metric like we do, but have more metric.

>>77994460
We use feet and inches for height.
We kind of mix the metric system with the imperial system.

We use miles instead of km.
But we measure in celsius, use DD/MM/YYYY.

We use stone instead of lbs and kg.

We're a weird country tbqh.

>>77994404
perfecto

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>stone

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Meet Trouble, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyAKUEmzMPk

>>77994552
Oh, interesting. A question. What does...
>Uses words like "shade" and "lit" and "slay"
... mean? Is she a killer or so?

>>77994630
It's basically American nigger talk.

We've been importing those words over the last two years and it makes me want to hang myself.

I blame social media.

Somehow we avoided using words like "dude", "awesome", "jerk" and shit like that for DECADES. But we just can't resist using their slang now.

I hate it.

Awesome isn't slang, brainlet. It means something that inspires awe.

>>77994262
>Worse than people in the cities?
Generally, no. They tend to be dumber on average, but they're usually nicer. You get a lot of weirdos, but they don't typically hurt anyone who doesn't bother them/trespass on their property. That said, the really bad people in the country are usually hiding out in the sticks for a reason.
The part of Illinois I mentioned (Rockford-Streator) has particularly large percentage of violent, bored dirtbags. I grew up with them.
>Wouldn't a plucky german spice things up for your town?
Not if I say he won't. It could get bad if a dirtbag in a small town has it out for you and you're an outsider.
>>77994263
You're attributing a degree of reason and civility to these people that reveals your naivete. They will want to hurt you because you're a bad outsider. I'm an insider who says you're bad. It's not complicated.
You're never going to live in Wisconsin, and you will be unsafe if you ever try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Z5sDQeXsc

Would you make out with her for ten minutes straight for 5000 dollaroonis?

>>77994552
Based t'bh

@77994734
Whatever.
It's part of your vernacular and we have avoided it.
You wouldn't hear a professor saying it.
If a professor wouldn't say it - it's slang.
That's what I say.

>>77994778
>Those teeth

Nope

>>77994155
>Top answer: Has a black ex-bf -- 25 Votes
>Black -- 17 Votes
Does this make sense?

>>77994882
Hypocrites.
I ticked both like a good white man.

>>77994750
I would live a perfectly safe life in Wisconsin and enjoy the famous Wisconsin dairy products while you are just sitting around talking nonsense.

>>77994870
>Those teeth
that flag

>>77994882
The only girl I wouldn't mind dating a black guy before me is a black girl.

@77994960
No room for racism in this thread "Buddy".

>>77994917
What about the 438 Votes, but only 26 votes for "Has a fetish for being shat on"? Did most of the 438 not know they could select multiple answers?
>>77994973
Why?

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>realize that I have leaf's Dane /cum/ open
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
Good job, everyone

>>77994990
this isn't reddit boy

>>77991303
United States of United States of America?

>>77995001
thanks bud

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>>77995001

>>77994924
You will give away your location.

>>77995000
Racemixing only bothers me if a black male is involved.

>>77995049
And then?

>>77995000
1 vote is 1 option.

If you vote for 12 things, that counts as 12 votes. Not one.

So even though it says 438 votes, that really only means something like 35 people.

>>77993702
basically one of the grossest things in existence

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HATE Gatlin

>>77995068
phag
I just don't like any mixing.
Kind of grosses me out desu.

I watch porn of all varieties because you tend to get bored, but when it comes to actual sex I can only go out with white girls that have only been with white men.

>>77995145
stop watching porn

THIS IS IMPORTANT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKFE6SAriKM

>>77995140
what the fuck is a derbyshire?

>>77995082
Let's both hope that doesn't happen. I hope you stay in Germany.

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>>77995175
but then I get tfw no gf.
Wanking gets rid of that.

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>>77995206
Part of the midlands engine

>>77995240
I see you are getting bored of your little play.

>>77995276
I'm getting bored with you and your stupid fantasy. You will never live in Wisconsin, New England, or whichever place you're fetishizing this week.

>>77995374
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
Maybe it will be Kansas after all.

It all depends on where I can find work.

if god exists how come life sucks

>Darbysure
The absolute state of England

>>77995403
jihad

>>77995403
The book of Job has the answer to this question

>>77995394
I know dirtbags in Colorado, too.

>>77995446
So?

>>77995403
Because you're not living up to your potential.

>>77995439
What if I don't have a Job?

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>>77995430
p.comfy here teebeeaich

>>77995496
then you definitely need to read the book

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>In your own home
>See this letter on the stairs
>Pick it up and read it

What do you do /cum/?

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glub glub glub

>>77995477
You know what? Take Kansas.
You'll never get citizenship, anyway. If you could have come here, you would have done so by now.

>>77995549
Acquiring citizenship takes a long time.
If I ever come I would have to wait another decade or so to even be eligible.

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What are some gud Ps1 games?
Finished Crash 1 last night, and halfway done Crash 2 today. Gonna try and finish 3 tonight too.

Any ideas friends?

>>77995605
It takes 5 years if you have a Greencard.
Fucking Mexicans have Greencards.

>>77995646
How old are you?

>>77995646
>Ps1
Are you African?
Who plays PS1?

>>77995646
suikoden 2 is the patrician's choice

I will now begin looking for an American wife

>>77995694
Most people who are older than 18 played PS1 at some point of their lives.
Please read the global rules before posting.

>>77995669
why?
>>77995694
It was an amazing console and I'm emulating it
>>77995711
Not gonna lie i've never played a Suidoken game and don't know much about the series, I might very well do that!

>>77995728
They aren't STILL PLAYING IT.

I sold mine when I was 10.

>>77995646
spyro 2 ripto's rage

>>77995694
fucking retarded mong

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>>77995203
I was supposed to only just lurk....

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>>77995767
Uuuuu good idea! I finished the first a few weeks ago!

>>77995605
I'm not saying I'll find you and try to fuck your life up regardless of where you are. I'd like to, but that's just not possible. That said, I know lots of potentially unpleasant people throughout the northeast, the Midwest, and the Rockies.
>>77995649
I'd take a union with Mexico over letting this cunt into the US.

>>77995748
First video game I ever had was Monsters Inc on PS1.

Give it a go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg7z8PjnCoI

Also this but idk if it is exclusive to PS2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6V0u5pD80o

and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvVn52nREtg

I know they're mostly kids games but I was a kid when PS1 was popular.

>>77995862
Why?

>>77995646
castlevania sotn
legend of mana
metal slug x
marvel vs capcom

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>modern gayming

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Meet Leeza, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxt8u-iaGE

how do i destroy america?

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WAAAATTTTCCCHHH OOOOUUUUUTTTT AAAAAAHHHH

*BEEP BEEP*

>>77995881
Because I hate you, that doesn't require any further reasoning.
I hate you, and I don't want you in my country.

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>>77995995

use one sentence to describe your city for other anons to guess without explicitly giving it away.

everyone is lonely even though we live as a huddled blob of people.

>>77995958
keep being Mexican

Received a filtered (you)

guys im done studying 日本語 today. my brain is tired, what do?

>>77996008
How often do I randomly pop up in your head throughout the day?
I must have become somewhat important to you if my posts on 4chan agitate you enough to develop the feeling of hate.

>>77996041
College kids here really hate The Bell Curve.
>pic unrelated; just went for a walk in these woods

>>77996071
hope it wasn't mine

>>77995646
need for speed
crash bandicoot
ratchet and clank
midnight club

Girlfriend burst into tears when I told her the pizza she made was fucking awful. She cheered up when I told her we're going to cook it together next time. Gentile women are so easy.

>>77996110
>How often do I randomly pop up in your head throughout the day?
Never, unless I'm in cum. I'm only here 3-4 days per week, depending on how bored I am at work. You're always here when I am, and you make it noticeably worse.

>>77996041
most important airport in the world
>>77996143
nice pic

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>ratchet and clank is good
>crash bandicoot is good

Why haven't we got rid of the niggers yet?

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>>77996269

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>>77996143
Oops

>>77996276
Because America is their homeland

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>>77996248
GET OUT JEW

>>77996276
The more subhuman a people are, the more the left loves them.
Even when they agree on literally nothing (muslims), they would still defend them to the death because of how foreign and different they are.

That is the mindset of the leftist.

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Meet Robyn and Mickey, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_hBg7xZ3Yw

>>77996248
I won't let my Jewish wife cook anything after I got sick from one of her attempts. Wanna guess what it was?

It was undercooked pork. Ikr..

>>77996252
You could simply ignore the posts you don't like instead of letting them get to you so much.
But I think I should positively mention that you're not (yet) on the level of autism that has been reached by posters who use the filter function.

That looks pretty fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY

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>>77996403
>Jewish wife
does she look Jewish or is she pretty?

>>77996328
You're not American, and you're out of line, pal.

the worst Americans > the best foreigners

>>77996391
ottawa is shit

FUCK BEN SHAPIRO

>>77996475
good post

>>77996496
i like ben when hes arguing for things I agree with but hes just such a slimey jew

>>77996455
See >>77996467
You're out of line, dummy.

>>77996516
thanks, my mom made it for me haha

Jews?

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>>77996455
>does she look Jewish or is she pretty?

>>77996475
>>77996516
t. not Americans

>>77993702
Good for drinking at work because it smells like mouthwash

>>77996621
you didn't like my OC? ;_;

Is it gay to jack off

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stop being jewish

>>77996668
only if you jack off jack

>>77996668
yes

>>77996668
Is it gay to suck your own dick

>>77996652
How dare you insert implicit violence into these woods. The folks in my neighborhood are kindly, peaceful, and not green.

>>77996701
stop being french

>>77996701
SOOO LIKE YOU BE SAYIN
*burns church*
WE SUM FINNA
*kills a man on the victim's property then claims self defense*
WE SUM I DUNNO
*tells you to stay with your tribe but fucks someone from outside his own*
WE SUM KINNA
*Takes french tax payers money*
SUM SORT OF
*tells you to stay in your country and land but moves away*
WE PAGANZZZZ AND SHEEEIT

Too many non/cum/s ITT

:)
>>77996868
>>77996868

>>77996887
I will support this thread.

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>>77996701
But I want to marry and breed with a qt jewess

>>77996887
>295
wtf knee grow

>>77997043
You realize this makes your children jews, right?

>>77997118
im okay with that

stop taking our jobs

>>77997223
as you should be

*rubs hands*

>>77997223
You don't even have to cut of benis. If your children had no religion at birth and wanted to converted to Judaism they would have to cut off benis I believe.