Greatest White House /cum/munications director of all time edition
first for beer drinking cuties
Why do Italian-Americans always have those super cliché names?
Who the fuck is actually called "Scaramucci" in Italy?
Legs
>>77985832
shitalians are the worst when it comes to "muh heritage"
People dont realize this but Bitcoin has had positive gains every year averaged out except for one when it was -.04.
If you held BTC last year you would have made .22 percent gains a day
I'm not here to suck my own dick.
>>77985808
Nice webm, my dude,
business idea: learn how to predict the future
>>77985862
>If you held BTC last year you would have made .22 percent gains a day
business idea: travel to the past and use today's knowledge eliminating the need to predict the future
business idea: create an anime with cute girls who wear short skirts
If I could travel back to the past, I'd be the first to invent vaping and become a billionaire
Business idea: Buy and hold stocks that you know for sure will go up and shortsell stocks that you know will go down
business idea: pretend to be gay for monetary gains
Business idea: become a sexpat in Vancouver
>>77985862
Since you know what markets will do why don't you start a hedge fund, borrow money on the cheap and make 10x leveraged bets? You're not talking out of your ass or anything so you would be guaranteed to make bank.
Business-idea: trade wisconsin and Michigan for Ontario
Business idea: Hack a cryptocurrency exchange and steal millions of dollars worth of imaginary internet money
>>77986034
Business idea: No.
>>77986034
Done deal
>>77986034
bad idea
business idea: start an alt-left populist movement that will propel me to presidency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScY-j3lKC4
business idea: copyright the term 'business idea', make millions
Business idea: end the existence of jews
suggestment of métier: stop posting this shitty meme
business plan: invest in a AI investor robot
All the people that helped Trump win the presidency are either dead or in jail
What gives?
figured out why yon yonson likes wisconsin so much
>>77986140
Are you the guy from the last thread? Answer my post about Peterson, brah.
>>77986003
well buds only 4 more weeks of this "treatment" program left before im back to being a big boy
do you think i can do it?
>>77986080
Wisconsin is irrelevant and Michigan is a literal third world shithole. Sounds like a great deal to me
>>77986193
oh right i moved onto the new thread and forgot about my post. Based on the videos I've seen of him he seems like the ultimate hack, I see literally no valuable in anything he says and I am really surprised he got such a massive following especially on 4chan. On /fit/ and /pol/ and other boards everyone seems to be obsessed with this guy and yet I haven't seen him say anything remarkable or figure out why he makes however much money he makes right now from patreon.
>>77986216
not really
>>77986220
the upper penninsula is god tier, and wisconsin is one of the biggest dairy producers in the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U61JcjNrKGo
gotta marry
>>77986239
>>77986258
>>77986284
wisconsin dairy is just watered down hormones. No thanks
>>77986216
lol no
>>77986284
>the upper penninsula is god tier
t. finnboo
>>77985756
>they fired him because he dropped an F-bomb
Lord knows if I were president I'd be flipping motherfuckers off and drinking beer during press conferences.
>>77986342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0bG0xLzLvM
>>77986253
You gonna address any of my points tho?
watching reddit and morty buds
can't remember what happened in s3e1
>>77986474
JE SUIS UN CORNICHON RICK!!
She looks so weird.
She's like this stereotype of a stereotypical Asian.
Looks like that Mirror's Edge chick with her hair too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HURVwTt91tk
feeling like a alpha today gonna do some exersice and go to sauna with another man
weeeeeeww laad
>talk about some investments
>dude if you're so smart why dont you do x and predict the future
Jesus, some of you are quite rude
>>77986535
didn't think it was that long
>>77986535
>>77986533
that's how asians look over here. am I missing something?
>>77986586
now I want fajitas
>>77986585
>stop being rude pls that's very mean you're hurting my feelings
>>77986535
>/cum/_initiation.webm
>>77986535
wtf
>>77986474
>post this
>computer immediately crashes
th-thanks moot
Is Dane back or is this another dane?
>>77986651
>>77986654
HEY
leave him alone
>>77986695
im back, bitch
>>77986708
What delicacy is this?
>>77986651
You should never stop wanting them desu. They're god-tier.
>>77986586
That's gross
reminder that the dane is still banned in california
>>77986757
there was a pretty extensive argument on /ck/ and no one really knew.
Did the Wisconsin anon visit the State Fair yet?
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be there now!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKdoGUezu2g
>>77986754
don't look on archive and see all the nasty things people said about you when you we're gone
>>77986708
why havent we just nuked china
>>77986708
Delicious Asian cuisine.
>>77986708
what country is this so I can avoid it
DES
>>77986789
weeb mexicans are the best
*vapes*
>>77986869
MOINES
>>77986869
please no
>>77986883
WRONG
>>77986811
.......i still luv u
have been getting quite swole as of late buds
wouldn't mind an older white milf gf who makes sure I get to class on time and is always there for me
>>77986870
Who you callin' a weeb, Thomas
FOOFOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77986956
pics
ESTO HAY QUE TOMARLO SIN NINGUN APURO
DES
PA
CITO
>>77986999
You still post this shit?
jesus christ...
>>77986869
>>77987007
Texas, everyone
Chinks are going to eat our lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0c-AlO_i4
>>77986754
>>77986949
BAAAAHHHHHHH I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
>>77987007
STOP
>>77987068
>>77986964
Hire her. I thought she went private after the show.
I think it's proven that Denmark is a proxy user.
Static IP is virtually nonexistent in Europe.
He would have no issue resetting his IP to evade the ban.
But as he is a VPN using 4chan-Pass user he can't simply evade a ban linked to his account.
>>77987072
PARA QUE TE ACUERDES SI NO ESTAS CONMIGO
DES
PA
CITO
>>77987092
>>77987127
I FUCKING TRIED RESETTING MY ROUTER LIKE 5 TIMES AND I WAS STILL FUCKING BANNED
Are whites just niggers
>>77987173
Yes, and niggers are just whites.
>>77987050
I'm white and can't even speak Spanish.
>>77987171
>implying
you'd still have clear your cookies
but it doesn't matter because of your 4chan pass
>>77987171
Attempting ban evading is against the rules, considering you have two bans for NSFW content your outlook is grim
one of the reasons footkraut isn't as bad as you all say >>77987127
good post fk
>driving a fossil fuel car
What's it like being a caveman in 2017?
>>77987238
I did my time....
>>77987200
>I'm white
I ride my bike to work
footkraut for president!
>>77987283
good post, thank you for keeping our environment clean
>>77987200
>Texan
>White
>>77987171
It's your router then. When it comes time to renew your IP address, it renews your old one instead of releasing it and getting a new one.
I dont have a job
>>77987209
Not be mean to danmork pls.
The only country that takes bikes seriously is Holland. I wish we did too.
>>77986034
I'm against this idea unless the footkraut moves to Wisconsin. I'd give away the entire Midwest to keep him out of my country.
>>77987264
janny doesn't like it when people try to break out of the slammer
>>77987337
it's weird because when i entered into my router through the browser there's the option of dynamic IP from ISP or static IP. I clicked on dynamic but i was still banned
I don't understand the cream puff hype at the Wisconsin state fair.
Making cream puffs is literally the easiest thing to do.
Choux pastry is basically fail safe dough and cream...well it's whipped cream, lol!
I would still try one though, no question about that.
Stop bullying Denmark NOW
>>77986216
No, you perennial fuckup.
>>77987413
i tried to escape.... just... to see you.
>>77987427
delete your cookies
>>77987473
how does a niceposter like you get banned?
I'm one of the rare white Texans.
>>77987427
Not all routers support dynamic IPs.
>tfw /cum/ actually missed me
I knew you were tsundere for me
i missed you too.
>>77987499
i can see at least a 5.75 percentile non-white admixture
>>77986585
You frequently talking about your investments is annoying.
>>77987394
>I wish we did too.
>>77987499
What is this
>>77987473
>>77987498
ok. the reason i got banned was because i posted a shitty copy pasta with a naked topless anime girl. I completely forgot to censor it and i got arrested.
>>77987544
the skin of his cock-shaft
>>77986754
You should jump from a place sufficiently high enough to end your life upon impact.
>>77987529
I'm 1488% percent white. My mother's side is from Germany and my father's side is Norwegian.
We should name the next thread "The second coming of Denmark edition"
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSwV-DJivQU
>>77987580
/cum/ is a safespace. kys
>>77987602
#NotMy/cum/
>>77987602
very mixed messages in this post
why are germs like this? >>77987265
>>77987580
NOT BE MEAN TO DANE!!
Try resetting your IP via the command prompt. Type ipconfig /release and then ipconfig /renew.
>Try resetting your IP via the command prompt. Type ipconfig /release and then ipconfig /renew.
Asian men are stealing all the white women
>>77987676
I think there's no spaces in the commands for Windows 8 and 10, though.
Boys from Maine are SO cute, I want one so badly! I fucking love them! I want to cuddle with one, hug one, spend time with, and someone to do CBT to! Oh my god, they drive me CRAZY! They make me so WET! Yeah!... Yeah!... I'm all yours Maine!
he can't reset his ip because he is a proxy with a 4chan pass you fucking retard
>>77987701
>Implying nerds aren't the gods of 4chan
>>77987710
wheres the proof
Never met a Mexican girl who has lied about what she just ate
>>77987098
She started a company that will do basically her job at places around the country
>>77987748
its in the pudding bub
>>77987701
Us networking fellas ain't no nerds tho
what do you think of our first family?
>mw thinking about /cum/
I blame the Maine on Dane.
>>77987739
I know, you pseudo-yankee. This is to see if his router even supports dynamic IPs.
>>77987719
ahhh maaaahnggaaaaaahhhdaaaaaaaaym i wanna a real nut stomper like you but im from the nutmeg state shieeeet nibba
Maybe I should consult the reddit community for help on relocating to the US (preferably Wisconsin).
>>77987710
I'd trade our white women for asian women
dane maimed maine with a maid
>>77987899
krauts face a lot of racism here, you may want to reconsider Canada instead
>>77987843
Are you a furry anime girl? That's weird.
>>77987901
Sorry bud Asian women only date Asian men
>>77987670
Stop it, you fucking attention-starved dork.
>>77987830
Legalize 132nd trimester abortion.
>tfw i left an insulting comment on a AGW whore's post that was instantly ghost muted by a reddit mod about not putting her username in every single post title because we can already tell who the whore is from her username and she actually stopped doing it
>>77987710
Why do you have this bizarre obsession?
>>77988021
>shoes in the sauna
what the fuck?
Why do they always make it about themselves
>>77988024
????
>>77987963
at least they don't fuck niggers
>>77987986
Savege
kill me
>>77987939
Fantastic post.
>>77988081
kys
>>77987964
Sorry. I just really missed denmark.
>>77988081
later
>>77988056
Yeah but white women do LOL
>>77988050
Cuz nobody gives a shit about them
And for good reason
>>77988097
wait a minute that cat
>>77988050
she is right
>>77988139
What about it?
>>77988134
only the ugly ones, your pic as proof
>>77988050
Because their culture has the mentality of a toddler.
>>77988051
The whole x race woman with x race man thing. Why does anyone care about this?
Are you unloved?
>>77988184
i believe i have seen it before
>tfw no fat mexican from sinaloa to eat my pussy out like tacos and then fiesta in between my thighs
>>77988230
Hmm, we must investigate this mystery.
BLACK
DON'T
CRACK
shorty OUTCHEA glowin asffff
>>77987899
Get ready to deal with blacks and chis as neighbors
>>77988306
>shorty outchea glowing
Wat.
>>77988354
wachu tahm bout nibba im gon brrrat braaat on crip nibba.
She looks 63. Nothing special.
>>77988097
I did not, and I want him to leave.
>>77988178
Not really. Blacks are only 15% of the population. Any problem that is mostly isolated to the black community will not be as much of a public concern as a problem faced predominantly by whites, given the demographic disparity.
>>77988391
/b/ tier post
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
>>77988391
Too much.
>>77988505
Kill yourself my man.
>>77988266
>>77988505
>tfw no lewd slutty canadian to date her and go to raves with
>>77988489
Oh no, what did the cat do to deserve this?
>>77988469
She's right in that nobody cared.
>>77988529
Not really. Crack was a big concern in the 80s and 90s.
t. i 'member
>>77988635
me on the right
this is very beautiful
>>77988635
gay
my cat died, my gf is sick, when do i kill myself
>responding to cana-chan
m the one thats so delicious
I'm the one thats really vicious
I'm the one thats always seen
I'm the one whose your wet dreams (Oh Baby!)
I'm the one they call the bitch
I'm the one who'll make you rich
I'm the one to lose a skirt
I'm the one who makes you hurt
I'm the one you're looking for
Cuz I'm a big attention whore
I'm the one that you adore
Cuz I'm a big attention whore
I'm the one you're looking for
Cuz I'm a big attention whore
I'm the one that you adore
Cuz I'm a big attention whore
Read more: Deadmau5 - Attention Whore Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>77988669
>2 girls kissing
>gay
I bet you like guys, fag
At night I can't sleep I toss and turn, candle sticks in the dark visions of bodies Being burn
Catholics are pagans.
lol what a stupid dog
http://imgur.com/gallery/6hj6OCS
>>77988794
Why is every other southerner here a homo/weeb?
>Catholics are pagans.
>>77988831
>>77988794
>>77988748
>>77988635
prisma illya had too much plot and not enough lesbianism
>>77988781
*true children of God
>>77988831
me on the right
Catholics ARE pagans. I bet you speak French, too.
>>77988903
Dumb weeb.
>>77988831
>>77988794
>>77988748
>>77988635
>I post tits just one time
>get banned for 5 days
>this guy posts a shitload of webms
>doesn't get banned
>>77988781
Erroneous post. Any criticism of Catholicism that isn't based on something in the Nicene Creed is simple bigotry.
>>77988872
My wife married a Catholic. Catholics and Jews are bros now. We both hate Russia.
>>77988990
Pagan. The Pope is a pretender. His word is not the word of God.
>>77989036
I think most Christian denominations/variations would get along really well if it weren't for all the tribalism involved in religion.
t. Christian
>>77988974
You got banned because you're an obnoxious cunt.
>>77989052
You're throwing around a lot of insults, but I don't see any theological arguments.
You're consumed with hate, and I will pray for peace upon your soul.
>>77988974
oh.....
>>77989103
>You're consumed with hate, and I will pray for peace upon your soul.
>Calls me a cunt
Huh... interesting
I'm on Patron, Tequila
I'm drunk on Margarita [on Margaritas]
That Patron, Tequila [that Patron]
Me and my mamacita (yeah! ) [me and my mamacita]
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where's your drink?
We goin' all get real drunk tonight (get real drunk tonight) [real drunk tonight]
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) [yeah]
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) [throwing up]
By the end of the night [oohh]
Imma have you so fucked up! (so fucked up! )
>>77989101
I'm a Protestant but my girlfriend is a Catholic. I've got a bunch of Catholic icons around my house. She's still a dirty pagan, though.
Chinese here, I see a flaw in American democracy. You elected a business man as your president. Business man has his business, business man has business partners, Trump's partners must be those monolith USA coal, oil companies, which block USA from moving forward with the right direction which is obvious too. In China we don't have electoral democracy, don't have free speech as you do, but our government is by no means a isolated social class that have no mobility and doesn't care people. Our government make policies for good of people, it is determined, continuous and consistent. America as a great and respected country, the most valuable thing is your unit infrastructure(every individual and company), everything is self motivated. you are still good even you elected an incompetent president. but sometimes those individual infrastructure just can't compete with a nation's strength.
It's a bit warm outside right now.
Imagine unironically being a Protty
Imagine being this dumb
>>77989252
It's going to get hotter when I get to you
>>77989161
She do it all night
She goin' hard, right?
She love the spotlight
She make that thang go
Drip drop, drip drippity drop
Drip drop, I do my dance like
Drip drop, drip drippity drop
Drip drop, drip drippity drop
>>77989176
Yeah, that's the thing that kinda bothers me about Catholicism. Very idolistic.
Imagine having this as the leader of your faith.
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/popes-associates-compare-right-wing-us-christians-jihadists/
>>77989101
Tribalism is a big thing for some religious people, but I think genuine difference of belief is a bigger obstacle to ecumenicism.
CS Lewis > Tolkien
>>77989176
>>77989353
The icons aren't the things that are worshipped.
>>77989268
>Protty
Stop that. That's not how Americans talk.
>>77989360
He's right. Luckily, you're much fewer in number than you think.
>>77989360
Aren't a lot of Catholics declaring him the anti-pope?
>>77989395
I don't know, man. Most people I talk to don't really have firmly established personal beliefs. They just kinda decide to be part of a "team" and adopt all of their church's beliefs.
i dont' know what "image MD5" means, but i hope i can use it to hide the avatar fags
Fuck you, zionist trash
>>77989569
>>77989542
>Aren't a lot of Catholics declaring him the anti-pope?
If you believe the right-wing conspiratard internet, yes.
>Most people I talk to don't really have firmly established personal beliefs.
You don't know many Americans. If we're not talking about people who attend services at least twice a month, then who are we talking about?
>>77989569
No, fuck you.
>>77989569
#1 Hezbollah fan in North America here
>You Suck At Cooking
find something unfunnier
>>77989705
I guess my point was that people just kind of adopt whatever beliefs their peers have without much personal thinking on it. You are right about me not knowing many Americans though. There could be a pretty big cultural difference in the churches from one country to another.
Oh boy
https://motherboard.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/kzbm4a/employees-anti-diversity-manifesto-goes-internally-viral-at-google
>>77989964
>[i'm] still shaking in anger
lol closed the tab
i once had a one month pineapple diet to increase the taste of my cummies
>>77989807
It could also be my experience living in a devout household in the rural (religious) Midwest that's biasing my perspective. That said, when I'm talking about religions, I'm talking about people who are at least somewhat active in their faith communities, and I think 2x/mo. attendance at services is a fair standard for that.
USA and Canada are zionist criminal states which financially and militarily support the apartheid state of Israel in their genocide of Palestinians, and help them to cover up and escape prosecution for war crimes and crimes against humanity, regularly, consistently and continuously.
Vice is pretty interesting.
>>77990274
Fuck m*slims
What's the opposite of Chad Thundercock? You know, the virgin loser kind of guy.
>inb4 me
>>77989964
>the tumblr catfag is right-wing
what
>>77989964
>be liberal my whole life
>have same basic beliefs I held 15 years ago
>now get called Nazi
>>77990097
What are you implying? Did you read the article? It doesn't reflect well on the left.
>>77990443
Circumsized Jewish puppet
>>77990491
I'm implying that Vice is terrible. I still read the article and I agree with you tho.
>>77990274
What is this? I've never heard any of this. Please, tell us more, friend!
>>77990459
yo-
oh....
>friend brings up topic
>say I disagree
>"woah man I wasn't looking to argue or anything"
Is this how most regular people operate?
When they bring something up they just want you to agree?
>>77990553
Yeah, they're terrible, but what news outlet isn't?
*opens door*
ooh...shit, sorry, never mind
*slowly backs out again*
*door squeaking in awkward silence*
>>77990596
Yes, you autist.
>>77990596
Honestly I understand how he feels. I'm just too busy and tired to get in political squabbles IRL. People personally identify with politics so strongly it's not worth it most the time.
>>77990513
Fuck m*slims
>>77990608
me on the right of the computerscreen
>>77990748
>>77990748
>>77990748
>>77990748
>>77990748
>>77990656
This. I'll only enter into a political discussion if I think there's common ground to be found. There's just no point in arguing without an open mind on both sides.
report submitted
shan't
just saw an early general and reported it
>>77990656
well it wasn't political
>>77990794
Yeah. I try to keep an open mind, but if the other person isn't open-minded, they just feel the urge to preach. they don't give a shit what you think.
>>77990765
jan jan summoned to remove this filth.
im new to /int/, what means /cum/?
>>77990765
excellent magnificent edition
>>77990765
Boycott this general.
>>77990878
Stop using Britishisms.
how do i stop being a degenerate
>>77990943
by killing yourself, sweetie
>>77990908
Canada United(states) Mexico
>>77990943
By stopping illegally occupying Palestinian land
>>77990490
what what?
>>77990943
That term is so vague and overused it carries no weight. What do you mean?
>>77990943
Don't. Just learn to enjoy it, and stop listening to autists on the internet.
>>77990988
Fuck off, Ahmad.
>>77991011
in the butt
>a zionist supports degeneracy
wow
>>77991012
not vague at all
>>77991044
Stop it, you pretentious fuckstick.
>>77991127
piss off fat yank cunt
>>77991011
you aren't the guy that posts cats?? that's his tumblr on one of the tabs
>>77991099
Off the top of my head I can think of many forms that people would consider:
>drug user
>criminal
>someone who masturbates a lot
>(to a conservative) someone who votes left
>someone who sits inside all day and complains about not meeting women
etc...
Vague.
>>77991030
Watch your mouth lad, you wanna bare knuckle with me?
>>77991163
You know I'm right.
>Don't. Just learn to enjoy it, and stop listening to autists on the internet.
>>77991107
>>77991166
Yes, that's me
Disliking extreme leftist ideals does not make me rightwing
>>77991227
it makes you a sympathizer
>>77991205
you are annoying and worthless
>>77991257
W-what extra flag are you la
>>77991203
>lad
Stop that shit.
And yes, I'd fight you. I'm not all that tough, but I'm a hick with a mouth. I can take a hit and keep swinging until I'm stomped down. How many times have you had your ass kicked?
>>77990979
thanks sir
>>77991303
>>77991303
yonder
>>77991257
I am annoying you, which is what I desire. I am worthwhile, since I make money and own property.
>but I'm a hick with a mouth
didn't realize this is an old person's facebook group
>>77990558
Within 10 years your country will become irrelevant
I'm lurking in the new thread hehe