/brit/

would like a gf

caralad

Suck A Nigga Dick Ah Something (S.A.N.D.A.S.)

huddersfield's actually not that bad compared to Donny or wherever

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every game on cod waw is hacked to shit

need a bf lads

Inheritance tax is immoral.

>Work your entire life saving money
>Your last dying gift is to give what you have saved to your children
>Your children has this last act from the people that gave you life and brought you into this world
>Government comes along and decides to take some of it because it wants to

woke up thinking about sucking willy (no homo)

actually dont understand how people have enough friends to go out every weekend and stuff or at least have optino to every week. Yet another weekend where i've not left the house once and have no reason to

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might propose to stacey dooley

>the richest families in england in the 17th century are also the richest families in england today

hmmm really makes me think hmmmmm

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>>77985320
Children are an illusion. Only the state exists.

>>77985348
I know right, it's your turn!

>>77985330
can count the amount of times i've been out on normienights on both my hands after all these years

>>77985320
>my child deserves something more than another child despite them doing equal amounts to get it
typical anfedoras

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>>77985330
I asked the one person I know if they wanted to go out and they said no

I still feel like I've achieved something socially though

so danelad

how do we fix the housing problem?

>doing some collectables on a game
>get to the end
>1 short, no way of knowing which one

ahh yes, me

lmaoing at tim's piano playing

he gets all the notes right but makes up his own rhythm

>>77985365
poofter

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does anyone actually use these wingtip things which come with earbuds these days

not even sure what they're for if I'm honest

>>77985050
>merc S class
Gay. All for show.
>jag XJ
Will break down.

I'm a Jag man, but let's face it, it's the objectively worse choice. It has charm though and dat comfy ride and interior though

>>77985330
pretty sure partners play a big part in it.


t. used to go out with the lads for golf/pub/cinema etc every night of the week, now only go out once every two weeks because they all got gfs (and i didn't)

>>77985365
time to check the trap thread on /gif/ and see the same webm's but still wank and feel disappointed

If I had the money to buy a home, why the fuck should I buy what's on offer in the UK? Absolute WASTE of money

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>>77985395
>he gets all the notes right

>>77985411
never had that

>work a full time job for 4 months of the year
>still earn more in investments

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the northern investment

>>77985414

It will increase in value

>>77985389
I bought a house at 20, here's how I did it

>Daddy gave me a £50k/year apprenticeship at his firm
>Mummy gave me her holiday home in tenerife which I rent out
>Maximillian(my mate from Eton) gave me insider trading info on his dad's company

It's simple, I don't get why everyone moans, if I can do it, anyone can xxx

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NEED a deformed gf

Need a british bf to invest in the north w/

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- I intend to take and load my videos [as outlined in the video] today to Utube and share to Twitter (not able to share to Facebook because my account has been disabled ???) ... also some early Piano practice ... improvised Piano ... then learned from sheet music 'Jingle Bells' ... learned from various sources 'Fur Elise' ... all on Kawai K2-ATX Piano ... also early Guitar practice ... My thrown together music ... Gibson Les Paul Guitar & Blackstar Amplifier .... 'Turn It On Again' by Genesis ... Acoustic Guitar ... 'Take It On the Run' by REO Speedwagon ...
--- I WANT TO SHARE MY VIDEOS TO FACEBOOK TODAY BUT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DISABLED - OBVIOUSLY AGAINST MY WISHES ! ---
- I say that on 28 July 2017 about 21:00 my neighbour asked me only to play the Piano on the damper - but I explain that would mean the Piano would not play as a real Piano !
... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 5 August 2017 ...
- I say that I was forced to do an NHS appointment on 4 August 2017 - and discuss how someone came to my flat 1 August 2017 to make that appointment
-I use the 17 July 2017 PMT bought Guitar lead
- I mention I asked for help with getting a USA 'Green Card' [at NHS meeting on 14 June 2017]

>>77985461
heyy x

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its not gay if they wear a skirt

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you arrive in canada

>>77985428
Still a piece of shit

THREE posts since i last checked the thread none of which had a webm

>>77985482
the cat ears makes it even more heterosexual

>>77985484
forgot to look at the filesize and wasted a LOT of data

>>77985484
Love Canada. Shame it's full of Canadians.

>>77985484
upload this picture again as a JPEG and I shall give it perhaps a split millisecond of my time, yank

>>77985471
>- I mention I asked for help with getting a USA 'Green Card' [at NHS meeting on 14 June 2017]
lmao

>>77985459

Was at a club one time and some girl in a wheelchair was trying to dance with me, I didn't want to be rude so I stayed there for a little bit, was very awkward because I have no idea how you are supposed to dance with a wheelchair user.

>>77985482
just looks like a dumb nerd

Was quite enthusiastic about foreign countries before coming onto imageboards

>>77985459
laughed at this one, cheers lad

WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUCKING BOYFRIEND?

>>77985320
inheritance shouldn't exist
when you die the state should take everything

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>re: Timothy Jmaes Bryn

What does scoochy moon mean?
#deepestlore

https://youtu.be/OWCxLYx42j0?t=602
imagine living next to this
fucks sake

just did a really nice cum to titwank porn

>>77983853
>>77983853
fuck off

>>77985555
give me enough money to pay rent and i'll love you

>>77985555
With those quads baby I'll be anything you want

>>77985484
What do you have against the territories?

Can your landlord enter your property at any time they want?

>>77985459
proper bo

>>77985602
they're supposed to give you 24 hours notice

>>77985602
no

>>77985482
god I need a shag

willy needs to go in something

>>77985602

No

feeling rather sedated and emotionless

might just go to bed lol

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BASED KETTERING TOWN!

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>that bitter virgin telling me im a 6 at best

lol

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>>77985574
Imagine being so mental ill you think that sounds good

>>77985602
What the fuck obviously no

>>77985623
the glasses don't suit you mate

>>77985555
I'll be your bf

>>77985602
**can the landlord enter THEIR property any time they want?

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>>77985414
Second one I looked at, £325,000. Beautiful.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60513304.html

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I like to show a secondary date check so you know I'm not blabbing

Can we see that, can we? Focus?

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skirts :o

>>77985644
honestly quite impressive that he remembers exactly what he rambles on about every single video and puts it in the description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es0t50H44IE

>>77985602
Mine came in whilst I was at work, did a poo in the toilet and left without wiping or flushing.

>>77985687
Tell me about Tim. Why does he post the date?

>>77985711
yeah sorry that was me x

>>77985623
ugly nose
ugly eyes
ugly brow
look german
shit gay smile
shit ears
meme jaw
>yank
obnoxious personality

you're terrible

>>77985688
Post some real men you half-bender

>>77985711
it was your flatmate

willy's in hand

>>77985688
Wish I could stuff a cock through those legs but you know that already haha

Would be a right laugh if everyone in rental property all decided to stop paying their rent at the same time

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Lads when did this happen?

Poor Tim

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think i found timmy's daily mail account

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Fish and chips is a DANISH staple food, NOT ENGLISH

get it right!!!

where should be build a new town lads? should have decent road and rail links, a nice mix of residential and commercial, lower medium density and a nice industrial park a few miles down the road

t. simcity expert but also actual town planner

>>77985747
think that's the Italian way lol

>>77985765
Don't like Tim.............................cheers

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Is this real?

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>>77985728
im not gay though

chastity thread is now open

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>>77985727
>nose is good
>objectively attractive blue eyes. hundreds of girls have complimented me on them
>looking german is good
>meme jaw, if by meme you mean strong as fuck jawline that girls love

also, 6'5 lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5jnn1AIt7Q

How do I get a Vox gf?

>>77985747
now imagine the same thing but with all laws and taxes

>>77985747
rent strikes are decent

>>77985766
where are the chips

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>>77985796

>>77985771
Nuke Bradford and build a new town on it

>>77985758
Did we do this?

>buying a huge house in the middle of the countryside because "its cheap"

pro tip: everyone in the area will think you are a rapist nonce if you live there by yourself

>>77985771
in between brum and coventry around the new HS2 line

>>77985796
tim finally made it

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Tim posts in /brit/? WTF

>>77985803
no that nose is shit
blue eyes don't mean shit
looking german is weird and creepy, you look like a nonce
>meme jaw
no it looks silly
>6'5
ah you're a lanky twat too
bet you have a small willy

>>77985265

HUDDERSFIELD

M E N T I O N E D

I ate like shit and now I'm paying the price


Put a full bag of cheese on some American style french fries from tescos

My stomach bloated up and I've felt slow and sluggish all day, tried to sleep it off and felt horrible pain in my stomach. Just drank 2 pints of water hoping it will help

>>77985758
Have we gone too far lads???

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>>77985801
Too feminine m8. Man in an orange shirt had some hot sex scenes desu

>>77985843
Good. Then they'd leave me alone.

>>77985843
people underestimate maintenance costs of big houses as well whether it's just needing more electricity to heat the house or gardener to help you maintain hte land or just the usually old matierals used to build the big country houses.

t. grew up in big country house

>>77985747
would be cool
would be even better if all workers worldwide went on strike though

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>have to share a thread with gay bongs
not happy about this

>>77985877
>lanky

lol except im built and have broad shoulders. the rest of the things you just said are memes so ot worth responding to

im a 7 at worst. usually get rated as an 8

>>77985883
ginger beer lad, get the jamaica stuff as its got real ginger in it, will sort you out.

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Changing my name by deel poll
Give suggestions on nice, English first and surname combos
Nothing that's too unusual

think we should all do a riot

who's with me

>>77985961
Cob Wobbler

>>77985961
Mohammed Mohammed

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>>77985796

>>77985948
The problem is that you're German and Germans are everywhere. They look boring and uninteresting. Get surgery to look Russian or something.

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>>77985888
>Too feminine
exactly im not gay lad

>>77985961
John Smith

>>77985947
mike dense lol

>>77985979
6'5 blonde and blue eyes bores no girl ive met yet

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Autotragics just don't get it. You have to live it to understand so save your fucking statistics and times.

if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a car and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that an automobile could level you with its eyes, feeling like God put a machine on earth just for you who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be that machine's angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through rusting undercarriges. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the mechanics shop for two months, holding her shifter knob because the men could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love a car that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless autotragic.But you presume to know everything about me because I drive a manual, and you ripped my fucking life apart.

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>Put a full bag of cheese on some American style french fries from tescos

>>77985961
David

>>77985947
We exist la'.
I even like football tbqh

>>77985996
You're wrong

>>77985984
post BARE trap feet

>>77985961
Hereshee McTwinky

had a lovely day at bournemouth beach despite the occasional light showers

When did Tim go viral?

Did reddit claim him like they did reviewbrah?

>>77985961
Richard N. Mortimer

>>77986049
>When did Tim go viral?
proofs????

did anyone watch tim's videos in 2015 when they were all about the sainsburys workers

apparently they all got taken down, including the one where he's chasing someone and his trousers keep falling down

>>77986049
Facebook normies

>>77986008
>bag of cheese

>>77986039
too american

>>77985986
more like this

>>77986049
few weeks ago
normies shared his facebook profile picture album on facebook and laughed at him
then they laughed at his videos and stuff

now his facebook's disabled and tim thinks he's being hacked
(he isn't, he's just an idiot)

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>>77986024
doesn't mean i have to accept your existence or even like it tbqh

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>>77986030

>>77986044
>bournemouth beach
SHANT believe you were in my neighbourhood unless you post pics

>>77986049
>>77986057
>b-brit made up the tim gimmick!!

WRONG. Go look at his videos. there are comments from 2+ years ago that are from literal redditors

You guys try to claim walking man as well

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/6qy0hr/london_uk_if_i_know_my_boss_sells_fake_goods_do_i/

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>>77986091
Good taste there too

>>77986105
oh shut up you onerous little toad, you say this every time as if you're the only person that knows it

This is how I imagine Australian posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNBy1D1Y0h4

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>>77986058
No, would love to see that

Listening to Johnny Rebel.

>>77986133
it seems as if i am the only one that knows it

How are yanks so uniquely insufferable? What is it that makes them act up like this?

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really need a foot fetish gf tbqh lads

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hi boys

any preston lads in?

>>77986049
>>77986058
who is tim?

>>77985961
Mortimer Shakespeare

>>77986177
its just that nobody gives a shit who "invented" a gimmick you cretin

>>77986195
fuck off

>>77986126
Chances this poster is white: 0%

So lads, which footballers are gay?

>>77985265
i like this meme

>>77986209
you guys arent even trying

>>77986185
Our parents were all abusive and negligent so we seek attention but unfortunately a lot of us are unable to do that in a respectful manner and we're just seen as impulsive and rude.

RACIST FASCIST KKK, /BRIT/ IS ANTI-GAY

*wears stockings*

so this... this is the power of being a female?

I invented /brit/

know an Ethiopian(?) family that has all English names & surnames

what happened there?

>>77986240
Shut up, Morty.

>>77986210
except the guy i was responding to was literally talking about that. stupid cunt

>>77986281
they're English bigot

>>77986191
The gay guy on naked attraction last night was a footfag, he talked about liking to lick guy's soles and suck on their toes

It was grim

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>another attention whore walks into the thread and doesn't post tits and time stamp
when will they learn lads

>>77986290
I dont wanna be morty, morty sucks
I wanna be rick
actually rick is a cool name
rick sanchez~

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>>77986241
almost felt sorry for you all but then I didnt

>>77986304
can we not drop the c-bomb thanks??

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>>77986311
>watching Naked Attraction

>>77986317
>tits

>>77986153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-UHATmaaoI

Shouldn't be too long until the bake off is back

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tits or gtfo right lads XDDD

>>77986317
>tits

>>77986237
Henderson, Lamela, Shaw, Clyne, Stones, Ben Davies

>>77986398
swipe down

>>77985819
Fuck you, that's where

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the oneitis

>>77986393
>channel 4 neo-bakeoff
How about no

>>77986386
>>77986153
lmao

I think this is it,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-UHATmaaoI

POST AISHA FUCKING HELL

>>77986386
scrooting

not bad looking but can't even FATHOM being able to find a GF without my own place

>ah yes nice meal, wanna come back to my mum and dads for some coffee?

>>77985961
Willy Small

>>77986433
bent twat

I NEED GF

>>77986441
shit wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH_9WV5Xg94

>>77986470
heyy x

sold a rollup cigarette for £2 on the way home last night

>>77986447
>my own place
FOY

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>not liking tits
Not many birdwatchers around these parts i see

business idea: get blackout drunk

>>77986487
You're retarded m8, that "girl" doesn't have tits because it's a fucking man

I swear to god that everyone who says "good tastes" to music don't actually listen to the band and that they've only heard 3 songs and consider it one of their faves.

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Me and the lads on holiday

>>77986497
Once again German industry has beaten you to the punch

>>77986479
>operative
screaming

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>music

>>77986519
>not having man tits
come on lad we gonna pretend we are /fit/ now?

I guess Biggie shouldn't have gone back to Cali

>>77986497
i'm in

do girls ever poop? i heard one say she poops once a week

>>77986479
ah liam stoddart
a good man

>>77986555
Getting /fit/ desu

>>77986526
Banter

>>77986581
>poop
fuck off yank

>>77986526
>who then blamed the blaze on the communists and used it to severely restrict civil liberties
like 9/11 haha

>>77985265
drinking for the first time in 2 months
chugged a large beer and felt it almost right away

browsing the ol' oneitis's facebook

>>77986617
>Yank

fuck off you pommy little pissant

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>at work
>taking a smoke break out the back
>see this hobbling towards you holding a camera shouting "you're from sainsburys, arent you?"
what do?

>>77986633
pics

>>77986311
guy's feet are grim but Women's feet are my thing,

Can't help it but it is what it is.

>>77986581
yeh >>>/gif/11041242

think a yank just thought he was allowed to use the word pommy

>>77986630
>Drink wine
>First place I feel it is warm sensation in my anus
>every time

anyone else get this?

>>77986643
"need you out of business sunshine"

fartonmydick

>>77986643
shoot him with my 22 desu. probably two shots to the chest.

hes mentally ill and needs to be put down

>>77986643
he looks quite handsome here

>>77986526
I bet the commies did it, and are still lying about it. Sort of thing they'd do.

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>>77986669

>>77986679
You might be a bender

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banepost

Every time my friend drinks wine I slip a finger down his pants and delicately press it against his bumhole

he thinks he has some sort of weird reaction to wine the daft ninny, doesn't stop him drinking it though

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WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?

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>shoot him with my 22 desu. probably two shots to the chest.

>hes mentally ill and needs to be put down

>And this is a 1967' vintage red from romania
*tastes like paint thinner*
>and this is a vintage white from italy
*tastes like paint thinner*

>I'll just have a coke please

>>77986643
would put him right out of business

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neat

>>77986731
bent twat

>>77986741
bin that knife

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>"select all squares with vehicles"
>select all of the street signs instead
>it works

>>77986773
nothing wrong with being gay, not that I am.

>>77986741
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494700189261.webm

VOR UNS LIEGT DEUTSCHLAND, IN UNS MARSCHIERT DEUTSCHLAND UND HINTER UNS KOMMT DEUTSCHLAND

>>77986678
POM

wishn i was stuffed with a huge british cock rn

>>77986202
Prestonpans oi oi

>>77986753
This si why wine fraud is so widespread. People sell fake bottles of supposedly excellent wine, pay an expert to lie and say it's exquisite, and because most people can't tste the difference the snobs just go alog with it and pay thousands for swill

>>77986800
*google uses the AI you mistrained in an auto-driving car you're sat in*
*it mistakes a street sign for a vehicle*
*crashes*
*kills you*

watched dunkirk, made me really hate germans. bet pol hates it

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12 hour train ride tomorrow to copenhagen

i love train journeys
its the same as just sitting around at home like i normally do, but you feel like youre actually achieving something at the same time

thinking VERY VERY HARD about getting KFC delivered lads

thinking very hard indeed....

>>77986829
not been there in fucking years

t. edinburger

>>77986866
fuck off jude

>>77986866
you interrailing mate? copenhagen is lovely, christiania is nicer than amsterdam

>>77986866
>satans trips
DON'T GET ON THAT TRAIN ITS GOING TO CRASH

>>77986881
good, its a grim shithole. t.east lothian countrysider

>>77986866
Where the fuck are you coming from that takes 12 hours? Also Aarhus is better.

>>77986868
Eat something fatty and salty/sugary that costs a quid, drink some water, and save yourself a tenner.

>>77986866
wouldn't a plane be faster?

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I urge you to listen to this song, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmU6wELS4sc

>>77986817
but the nazis lost and millions of them died without ever seeing their homes again

LOL

>bradford

>>77986866
>12 hours
fuck that
you can drive in 8

>>77986866
>12 hour train ride

sounds fucking terrible. 2 hours is perfect

>>77986916
complete bullshit
jutland is shite, aarhus is grim and industrial and a rainbow circle and a canal is never going to change that

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>>77986843
>*crashes*
>*kills you*

>>77986915
yeah it's not great...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJpxzFqSVc

doing a listen

>>77986920
yeah I know but you also know it's not the same

>>77986954
And Copenhagen is full of Chinks and tourists. Pick your poison.

>>77986937
visiting relatives in the US lad. how do you always know when im about?

>>77986866
what are you doing in copenhagen?

>>77986898
yep
got 24 days of travelling left
gonna go through most of europe hopefully
its great, ive already made like 6 new friends

>>77986916
Going Amsterdam to Malmo and then taking a ferry
but its an overnight train so its pretty slow

>>77986997
that's like going to visit burnley because london has too many foreigners

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>>77986817

>>77986974
Honestly, preston pans, port seton, mussleburgh, dunbar. All awful outside tiny bits of the old town.

>>77986479
Why was he chasing him?

>>77987015
im just travelling through Europe randomly for a month
but a friend of mine grew up in Copenhagen and he said I could stay with his cousin there for a few days for free

havent planned anything to do though, im just going to wing it I think

>>77987019
>amsterdam to malmo
you going around the fucking baltics or something loool

>>77987026
Should've been handed a gun and told to go fight the war himself

>>77986866
Sometimes I watch train rides:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7qrSX-1sbQL7hd9ucRukcpzxdvDT6tsN

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbf0pJAHQKU

I'll have them on the second monitor in the background while I do other stuff. It's relaxing, but I do wish there were long, picturesque train/bus journeys filmed from an actual passenger window, instead of the front.

>>77987048
I think around that time tim was filming sainsbury's employees smoking at that spot and tim found it annoying for some reason

if you search sainsbury's on tim's channel you might find some other videos around that time

>>77987063
>Scots

things I don't have:
friends
money
good mental health
happiness

Doing some VERY rancid farts at the moment. Smells like an animal is decaying in my colon

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>>77987019
>Overnight train

Comfy as fuck. Have a nice ride. Rail truly is the most civilised means of travel. Loved doing the Trans Siberian. Fucking cosiest shit in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGpsKIDd4kg

love chicks with southeastern accents

>>77987115
I'll be your friend :3

>>77987119
genuine sign of cancer

>>77987214
thanks but I don't like yanks

>>77987026
Me in the middle

>>77987207
no you don't

>>77987223
I'm not a yank, I'm from the south.

https://youtu.be/QF6ad0FLXA4?t=1m56s
https://youtu.be/QF6ad0FLXA4?t=2m51s

scrooching

>>77987207
southeastern what? globally? english? yank? be more specific with your words

train wanker loves his trains

>>77987087
You WILL like this:
http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/

And theres a similar video/experience thing that is 300ish hours long which archives an entire later mission if you google for it

it's toast tosser loves his toast, not wanker

thus it's train tosser loves his trains

You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
I've seen you before
You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
What's your problem?
You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
I've seen you before
You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
What's your problem?
You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
I've seen you before
You're from sainsburys aren't you
You're from sainsburys aren't you
What's your problem?

sainsbury's operative...

>>77987366
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>>77987366
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>>77987268
crazy how coherent timmy used to be, now he's a rambling mess, need to get him on some drugs asap

business idea: in 40 years time when tim has become an internet enigma, host ghostwalks around Duke's Place, Marlow stopping at Sainsburys and turn spracklen House into a museum