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I need a qt

>>77985453
i have a qt

>aggressively flirt with top qt
>hardly flirt with the rest

>>77986591
isn't that how things usually go. Get a top qt and every other girl cant even compete

these thread not exist anymore!!

I don't want to leave Florida

:/

>Tfw no Russian gf

first for hideously deformed.

>>77985453
You're not the only one.

>>77993081
hey I can role play as a girl if you want.

get a gf

this happens

http://www.myproana.com/index.php/topic/1296250-i-cheated-on-my-bf-because-some-random-mysterious-guy-said-i-am-skinny-af/

>>77993202
I appreciate your suggestion, but I have to say no.
I want to feel the female smell.

>>77993447
lol im pretending to be a female on myproana just to talk to girls.

My life sucks.

I just want a gf

>>77993502
I've done that too.
I have a fake girl profile just to see the attention that she would get. But I've messages 2 times other girls with that account.

On my real one, I even changed location to Paris just to see if I would get more messages. But no luck

>>77993502
>>77993736
You should wear dresses and put on lipstick to talk to girls next
fucking faggots

>>77993816
Still better than messaging every single girl "hey wanna have sex with u"

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>>77993897
gibe skype wanna fcuk sexy ladey?

Evening lads.

>friends for years
>gradually she responds less and less
>can barely get one word answers back now

I don't even know what went wrong or when.

>>77994165
evening, want to hear about how ugly I am?

>>77994198
Sure, I'd be glad.

>>77994165
Evening.

>>77994188
She lost interest in you.

>>77994215
ive gained a stone.

I really let my self go in depression and stopped counting calories.

I want to kill my self

I dont know what to do.

>>77994509
Hit the gym brah.

(No seriously, try it.
Also stop spending time on the internet and with video games)

>>77994666
I do go to the gym anyway.

Another lad having trouble messaging germans.
Sorry germanbro, but everyone has problems messaging them.

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>>77994822
Forgot pic.
Basically he says that it's impossible talking with them.

>>77994714
What's your problem exactly? I have been a bit autistic and lanky and shit but I genuinly feel like everything is going pretty good lately.
I really think it happyness is achievable.

>>77994822
>Angelfromspain

I dunno man, maybe they are too autistic to reply. Or you are too autistic to talk to people.

>>77993341

This reads like a fanfiction. Nobody talks the way this guy does. She probably just had a wet dream.

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>>77995094
This was the last time I tried.
Tell me if I did anything wrong.

>>77995308
I really don't know. The only thing I would have changed is putting the "nice to meet you" thing at the beginning of the message.
I have to admit I never message people tho, I just wait for them messaging me, kek
Have you mentioned your interest for Germany in your profile?

>>77995474
I never mention on my profile when I'm interested in one country.

>>77995308
is that your message? Tbh it reads kinda weird

>>77995586
Works for me with Russians and other slavs.

What did you put in your profile in general?

>>77995733
Are you sure? I don't really think so.

>thanks for last time

what does this mean? is he literally thanking me for what i've done to him last time?

>>77996020
He appreciates the moments from the last time that you both talked.

>>77995904
I just have a simple message saying that I'm from Portugal, I think that's it.

>>77995733
Why weird?

>>77996133
thank you. i got this from someone i used to talk 2 years ago

>>77996354
That's a long time without talking.
Don't you think it was awkward after that much time?

>>77995904
>>77996133
its just the way it reads

How does whatsapp work lads? First time getting someones number, do you need to add them to your phones contacts?

>>77996941
Yes. Add them on your contacts first

>>77996988
fug, I hope I did it right

omg im hideously ugly.

I want to cry but the tears wont come out.

Is there a defining moment in your life where you changed as a person? Is there a time in your life that you yearn to go back to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g&ab_channel=GeminiMoon

Is there an explanation for Thai women?

They are so weird and alien and unlike any other women on Earth. And I mean culture wise

Is this because they didn't get colonized? The are the least cucked by westernisation and thus retained a pre-western female attitude??

I would qualify myself as desperate, but I don't even look at the thai profiles of the girls who message me. Yes, real girls.

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jesus christ. this is the longest message I've ever had sent to me and I've only said a sentence to her so far

im going to start writing my book.

You will all be included.

I wouldnt post your profile now.

>>77997585
>dana113 was last online 2 hours ago

>>77997826
whoops. whatever

I want someone to love me.

Im so ugly.

1 shot in life = ugly

its why no one will love me.

No one will ever love me. because im so ugly.

I want to die.

I want someone to love me. But no one does.


WHY????


WHY????


WHY????


This life isnt fair I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

girls are repulsed by me just because of the way I look.

Im disgusting.

I want to be loved.

I want to hug a girl.

I want what I cant have.

>>77998279
post face

I need a girlfriend.

Im so lonely.

Why does no one love me?

please can someone love me.

Just for a day.

This isnt fair.

its over theres nothing i can do I should kms.

I hate my life.

my friends get 100 likes on fb.

I get like 10.

girls unfriend me when I upload photos.

Its why I havent uploaded a photo since 2014.

im hideous, ugly, deformed, disgusting

Trying to learn German. Maybe want a German QT to help me and be friends with. How likely is this to actually happen.

why does no one love me?

>>77998530
Be clam Brit bro. We'll make it.

>>77998508
sounds as something from lovecraft

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got drunk and embarrassed myself. AGAIN

i am DEFORMED


fucking disgusting.

They should throw acid in my face.

>>77998756
well show face, you will I will. We shall see who looks worse

>>77998607
What did you do?

>>77998607
you say again. Divulge both incidents.

>>77998794
ive been humiliated my whole life by women.

I dont want to be humiliated here aswell.

>>77999197
Understandable. It'll be okay, look to the future and stick to your desired language. Your QT will come along soon enough.

>>77999197
Which language are you trying to learn? I'm happy to take your mind off things and chat for a bit on here.

A brazilian milf is telling me about her failed marriage lads,

pretty excited

>>77994165
Guten Abend

I'm going to sleep.
Keep thread up

>>77999368
Russian, what about you?

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>>77999758
good night

>>77999805
German. Its been going good lately progress is mediocre but steady. How goes it for you?

>>77999862
sorry. I didnt know what to say I wasnt ignoring you.

I used that website where you do little bits a day, but I gave up.

most people say I look like a average white guy, but i dont see it.

I m beginning to think im mentally ill

>>78000254
its fine I'm pretty patient. Duolingo and Memrise are helpful places for a bit. I've recently ordered familiar children's books in German and am awaiting their arrival.

You aren't mentally ill, I assume anyway. Try getting /fit/. Its a confidence booster and you might meet gym cuties. Plus you'll feel better which improves everything really. try to stay optimistic.

>>78000254
You should see a psychologist, IMO mental illness is a sign that you are probably smart somewhere.

I believe we all have strengths and weaknesses, if you have trouble in one area you probably excel in another. It's what makes us human, but you gotta stay balanced.

>>78000438
also this.

>>78000365
I dont really like /fit/ I have been posting on fitmisc. I like it there. when I set myself prs its better than doing it for athestics. I like lifting to reach strength goals more. It also means I dont quit.


>>78000438
its hard to justify seeing a psychologist because I spend all my money on my looks. But one thing I have found is that you should see a doctor for your problems. If you have acne dont waste your money on expensive moistures. I got a prescription for tablets and they have helped me skin wise. Prescription is legit. When i have to go to the doctors next im going to get retin-a.

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>>78000906
sounds like anorexica, but for looks

my stomach hurts I ate too much ice cream

>>78001390
What kind

>>78001390
i want ice cream

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>This autistic brit shitting up the thread

>>78001464
Honestly, even without that Brit, is this thread really that great anyway?

>>78001554
Use to be ok

Australian girl is messaging me some really deep, personal shit

I don't really know why..

>>78001554
its 4am i cant sleep because im researching orbital box osteotomy.

You should go to bed.

>>78001657
meant for
>>78001464

>>78001657

Why don't you become a plastic surgeon?

>>78001695
imagine if you botch someones surgery?

a lot of surgeons wont operate on none deformed people.

because i have a craniofacial anomaly I can get a Lefort and BSSO.

most plastic surgerys dont do shit.

lol if you think a ugly retard is going to look any better after a rhinoplasty.

modified leforts (facial reconstruction surgerys) are the goat surgery.

They arent even plastic.

watch this

https://youtu.be/GnP12pX1T9s

>>77997512
In Thailand women are the /r9k/ and all men are chads.

>>78001804

You know too much that is worrisome

Australian QT invited me to rave. I laughed

How to stop bringing up the holocaust when QT tries to flirt with me?

>>78002678

post examples

>>78002678
Is she Jewish or German?

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Would you?

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>>78003026
Stop posting old memes.

>>78003026
Would I what? Respect her? Yes

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Cute Koreans and 4channers edition

why do so many 16yo asian girls message me?

>>78003297
they want bananas

>>78003340
they are underage though so I can't show them my banana

>>78003368
Isn't the age of consent in Brazil like 12 or something?

>>78003574
this does not apply to nudes

>>78001390
I ate too much cake

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Finnish girls

>>78005071
good day lads

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>make account
>try to install script and that doesn't work
>oh well, let's go manual
>1 absolute trash and 2 qts

Good enough.

For those interested, I managed to uncuck myself. I met her, we had a good time, flew to her city, had fun there and afterwards ditched her and now she wants back.