Explosions edition
SVÄRJE
hmmm
>tfw russian replies to you
>>77982087
what do you feel?
>tfw still lonely and now my jaw hurts from unconscious clenching.
>>77982122
like eating candies
>>77982158
hmm strange explanation, but I guess it means happy
>>77982156
Why are you lonely?
did somebody said explosions?
KATSU
>>77982254
because you won't add me on steam...
>>77982333
Still don't know your ID.
boooom
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc0_1439444275
>>77982370
I'll be honest I don't even know how.
I've never added someone I haven't know in real life.
>>77982479
I wonder if he's dead
>>77982584
I'm pretty sure he is
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7a3_1439409813
>>77982480
Go to your steam profile page in browser, copy the address.
>>77982664
Well someone had to upload it and I doubt that a phone can survive better than a person
>>77982672
I see
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045362388
>>77982830
>>77982084
Delete all pics about me
>>77982087
?
>>77982734
*bookmarks your profi..
Oh, wait, ti's hidden
>>77982875
>Oh, wait, ti's hidden
I made sure of that...
I know this game to well
>>77982875
:)
What did you buy?
>>77982733
hmmm hard to, the video is a bit too short, but if he is somehow alive then probably really injured
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=677_1439397581
>>77982875
I'm afraid I can't do that, I save stuff for future use/posting
>>77982902
>I'm a qt3.14 anime girl
:3
>>77982908(not you)
Pasta, fruits, crispbread, soy sauce, a few cups of noodles and a frozen pizza
no bully
>>77982926
> https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=677_1439397581
Wow, you're fucked up
>>77982968
You have to
>>77982734
>those names
What the hell man.
>>77983042
>soy sauce
what does it taste like? I never tried it What is the pizza with?
>>77983042
Fuck, I thought that would be private.
>>77983042
>Wow, you're fucked up
Yes it was me who caused that massive explosion
>You have to
not gonna happen
>>77983053
You clearly don't understand how many layers of irony I live under on a daily basis.
""""""""""""irony""""""""""""
>>77983080
> what does it taste like?
Eh? I don't know to describe it, it's not similar to ketchup/bbq/similar sauces
I buy it when I get bored of eating rice with ketchup/bbq sauce
Sadly, but not with an ananas
>>77983083
Nope
>>77983105
Wow
Calling the cops
>>77983300
>that gif
magic
>Calling the cops
k waiting
>>77983300
Oh I get it then, does it taste good?
You like rice?
>ananas
I hope you're kidding
>>77983214
>60 friends
The normiest.
>>77983281
I don't know what you mean.
>>77983300
kinda messed up, you would think private would mean you'know private.
I'm gonna have a talk to Gabe about it
no cops yet hahh- sldkfjalks jdflkahsdjkf askf asdjhyouaregayfsdkhsdajfk
>>77983413
>implying I actually know any of them and don't have them there because I'm afraid of removing them
>>77983384
Well, I like it, but you should be careful not to add too much
I think it's okay
> I hope you're kidding
?
>>77983417
> I'm gonna have a talk to Gabe about it
Ask him to buy you games
>>77983539
I'm not like you, I don't whore myself out to get people to buy me stolen Russian steam keys.
>>77983539
What does the soy sauce look like?
I really dislike ananas, sorry...
I will also go to buy something but I don't think that I have enough cents for that, and I don't want to embarrass myself when only buy one pack of ramen
>>77983457
I don't believe you. You probably go hanging out with them every weekend.
>>77983577
Lies!
>>77983611
Like this, duh
Wow, you must be gay then
>>77983766
Oh... Well I am going to a store now to also buy something
>>77983754
>You probably go hanging out with them every weekend
I never wanted this feel
>>77983766
Just because you aren't as bad as the lith doesn't mean you aren't awful in your own right.
Own it brother
>>77983807
Hm, good luck
>>77983817
Kyaaaaaaaaaah!
>>77983892
>Satania
heh, I am no-longer bound by my slave name
>>77983994
CAN YOU STOP THAT!
>>77982875
Can you or any Russian help me translate this
>>77984036
S-sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ga5kPhpGY
>>77984071
>enter this uber code to confirm your phone number...
>your uber code:....
>enter this uber code to continue...
>uber code....
>welcome to uber! Enter this code to confirm your phone number
>blah-blah-blah enter this uber code
>>77984237
Thank you very much
>>77984256
>uber
fun night out are we?
shit thread
>>77983807
What store did you go to
I got what I want but I'm not yet satisfied.
>>77985051
now converse with wizard and become another couple and live happily ever after
>>77985051
What do you want now?
>>77985092
I thought you hated me
>>77985110
I don't know, I never thought I would get this far
>>77985164
>I thought you hated me
I don't like you, but I don't hate you, but you see if you gonna live happily with whom ever then that means you will spend less time here, which means less gay stuff
which mean we would be both happy
>>77985295
>I don't like you, but I don't hate you
How reassuring, I will sleep well tonight.
>>77985351
haha you don't like me too so we are even
>>77985351
>>77985379
sounds like you two need a hot steamy hatefuck
>>77985407
stop promoting gay stuff, you seem gay
>>77985379
>you don't like me too
How do you know that?
>>77985407
>hot
>steamy
oh yes
>hatefuck
I'm not so sure
>>77983892
Back
\>>77984498
Rimi
>>77985439
>How do you know that?
one or few kiwis said that, it is hard to tell you apart
>>77985507
>it is hard to tell you apart
that's racist!
>>77985565
I know, I am racist
>>77985432
wow rude
>>77985439
so you're more of a cuddly type huh?
>>77985472
nice
>>77985639
>wow rude
I just told you the truth, everybody know that
>>77985639
>cuddly type
My type changes upon who I'm talking to and how I'm feeling but yes I have described myself as being partial to cuddles.
>>77985472
Hello, bully
>>77985739
Android 18 is hot
>>77985795
> Android +18
What's this
Is this porn or something??
>>77985739
don't say that or I will cut myself
>>77985836
you would have images like that saved
>>77985836
fug didn't see the image
>Is this porn or something??
nah it is just 18 android made by dr. gero
Drinking Red Bull making me sleepy. Nice.
>>77985852
Please, don't
>>77985966
Nope
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77890002/#77890002
>>77986002
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77890002/#77890002
what did he mean by this
>>77986002
You said to myself on steam though...
>>77985852
wow I didn't know that you are emo girl
>>77986059
cut*
>>77986041
You should create a similar thread
>>77986059
No
Gonna watch more bullying vids now
>>77986093
>pic
Lol
>>77986083
That was just a joke baka
>>77986113
post them for me on steam too baka
>>77985967
>Drinking Red Bull making me sleepy
Isn't that like the opposite of what it should do?
>>77986113
don't make fun of Sakura retard
>>77986143
>That was just a joke baka
I know
>>77986162
Yeah. Kind of messed up. I bought it so I wouldn't fall asleep while grinding in game.
>>77986186
also
>girl
no
>>77986130
please
I know that you're using proxies anyway
>>77986143
I will if I find something cool
Don't feel like watch a 7-min long vid about an Indian kid who can't play basketball...
>>77986180
Lol, okay
>>77986208
>I wouldn't fall asleep while grinding in game
You shouldn't be like me, live a healthy sleep schedule desu
>>77986243
it is just that stereotypically emo girls that cuts themselves so that is why I said girl
>>77986254
I'm true German tho
>>77986254
cool
weird, I didn't thought that indians play basketball
Yeah!
>>77986282
Mine's mostly okay. If I go to sleep too late, I'll sleep badly and will feel really weak in gym so I try not to do that.
Latvia, more like Empire of Riga
>>77986399
Good, I worry about you sometimes.
>>77986322
>I'm true German tho
""""""german""""""
>>77986243
:3 :3 :3
>>77986322
year, right...
You're boring, I liked that dutch guy more, he was funnier
>>77986379
yep
>>77986429
I'm not lying
>>77986439
Well we germans aren't really known for being wild, and party people
that dutch guy was probably on weed or something
>>77986439
:)
YES!
>>77986429
>I worry about you sometimes.
Why?
>>77986536
Isn't it natural for friends to worry about each other from time to time?
>>77986600
If there's no reason to worry, then there's no point.
>>77986748
>If there's no reason to worry
But that can only be a good thing
I little russian and I like sniffing my sis panties weeee
With your flag its obvious
you should genuinely be ashamed
>>77987137
ashamed? on 4chan?
no such thing
t. russian
>>77987211
For someone who stands against gay roleplaying you sure have low standards for your own posts
>>77987279
first of all I'm a hypocrite second of all I don't know what to say
Good morning everyone
>>77987305
>I don't know what to say
ahhh very wise words
I see why you are such a better poster than that dutch guy
>>77987335
Welcome back sunshine
>>77987370
>I see why you are such a better poster than that dutch guy
we are basically equally good, like brothers from the same mother
>>77987335
Ohayo..
>gif
Lol
>>77987414
>equally good
Well I don't like that dutch guy
>>77987335
Hey.
>>77987455
me too, fuck him
>what if there was only one nz poster who roleplays as each individual person
>>77987547
I'm afraid that doesn't leave in very high standing
>>77987581
what do you mean?
>>77987370
You're up early you cutie
>>77987421
Don't laugh, that probably hurt
>>77987505
Heyo
>>77987611
You said that you and the dutch guy are basically brothers, and that I don't like him insinuates I don't like you as well.
>>77987668
>You're up early you
More like up very very late
>cutie
...
>>77987668
cute
> Don't laugh, that probably hurt
s-sorry
>>77987724
very good, more enemies for me
>>77987811
Why do we fight?
>>77987849
fighting is inevitable now, prepare to die
I always make new enemies, because I always kill the old ones
bullying a nerd on steam atm
>>77988000
screencap and post the conversation here
Congratulations you have succeeded in stealing the title of "worst /balt/ poster" away from the lith.
You should be very proud
>>77988032
that is nice and all
but where the heck is my trophy?
>>77987981
Eww you are one ugly son of a bitch!
>>77988028
just ask the russian
>>77988106
wow you leave him alone!
>>77988106
good idea
>>77988095
thanks
btw screencap and post the conversation from steam
>>77987724
>more like up very late
Wow, I can't remember the last time I pulled an all nighter
>>77988160
heh, you are but a casual compared to me.
its 8am and I'm not even tired!
He keeps begging me to stop
so cute
>>77988156
Ehh, no, sorry, you're a bit too ugly for that
Woooot!! I am at "LABA DABA" festival. Where jo balts at?
>>77988252
that doesn't make any sense
Healthy young child joins cute anti-bullying group, gets bullied on a daily basis, doesn't feel good and changes - TURNS INTO A BULLY. Many such cases!
Remember this?
>>77988539
yes
>>77988450
No! Bullying is wrong
(Unless it's me being bullied)
>>77988565
Not for long nerd
>>77988501
delete this
>>77988501
Oh would you look at this, russian weeb has his own card
>>77988654
I think its a bit too early in the morning for me to be bullying you honey
>>77988723
How is futa gay?
>>77988767
It would be wasted anyway, as I start work soon
>>77988654
> (Unless it's me being bullied)
Wow
>>77988673
???
>>77988712
Done
>>77988723
Don't care about your old old, nerdy game, grandpa
>>77988873
>how is liking penis gay?
>>77988873
Why don't you tell me what cafe you work at and I can bully you at work?
>>77988876
I will poke your eyes out four eyes
Its still there baka
>Don't care about your old old, nerdy game, grandpa
this
>>77988873
It isn't
>>77988994
> four eyes
Wha??
No
I know, right
>>77988876
I'm not your grandpa lil russian boy
>>77989093
you you four eyes, nerd with glasses
oh okay thanks
yes
>>77988940
It's attached to a female so it's completely straight
>>77988953
Yeah nah
>>77989137
hhmmmm
>notices her phone
???
No, I'm not a nerd
>>77989234
Hey it was worth a shot
I just wanted to see you in your cute maid outfit
>>77989234
It doesn't matter what it's attached to. It's a penis.
>>77989264
yeah she's taking pictures for me, jealous?
You are, but its okay
>>77989345
> jealous
N-no
>>77989311
Unfortunately I don't actually wear a maid outfit
>>77989408
Yeah right okay...
>>77989426
wha-?
they.. they don't have you serve customers naked do they?
>>77988873
because penis
>>77989537
lol Mikoto got cucked
>nowjapan again this year
hmm
I could really use a ice cream right now
throats a bit dry
>>77989624
lmaoing at her life
>>77990089
Weren't you going to sleep?
>>77990148
yes
>>77990202
then go nerd
That was lucky, I left my wallet on the bus but I noticed and managed to catch up with the bus and get it back
>>77989484
That would be interesting, but no
UMU shower I what I need, shower is what I will do
>>77990465
I don't understand.
What else could you wear if its not a maid outfit or nothing at all?
>>77990961
shame
>>77991265
you can't wear shame sillyhead!
>>77991321
it is a metaphor
>>77991439
you can't wear a metaphor either!
>>77991501
now that is true, then just be naked
>>77991537
>then just be naked
l-lewd
I thought you weren't like other guys
>>77991589
>I thought you weren't like other guys
I'm not like other guys I'm special
>>77991683
>I'm special
Here I was thinking you weren't gay until you asked me to get naked.
also stop posting spooky pics tyvm
>>77991735
I'm not gay and I didn't asked you to be naked
>also stop posting spooky pics tyvm
they are not spooky they are special and interesting just like me
this one is a bit spooky tho
you realize you don't have to try so hard
nobody really cares
I'd fuck 2D Nakiri desu
>>77990961
I did at one point ask if a Shimakaze outfit would be appropriate, but I got told it wasn't
>>77991265
I don't have any of that
I have no idea what you are talking about
>>77991935
I'd fuck u (。>﹏<。)
Don't mind me, just the better sister passing through.
>>77991974
>I got told it wasn't
I think I need to talk to your manager and get this injustice righted.
>>77991974
literally shameless
>>77992074
Hmm okay
>>77992218
>Hmm okay
wow gay
>>77992350
That's not what I meant by that at all
>>77992429
oh really
Reminder that fascism is the official ideology of this general
>>77992614
I'm totally ok with this
>>77992664
no shit you nazi fuck
*vanishes into thin air*
>>77992664
Lies
you're a commie
isn't fascism vehemently against homosexuality?
>>77992720
until later, then.
>>77992755
good thing there are no gays in this general haha
>>77992755
What did he mean by this? Psycho guy is not gay, or is there something that I don't know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipyi1H1-idg
Is this the ultimate redpill?
Infinite Stratos itself is a redpill desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udnG0VtmX2c
>>77992897
Yeah, thank goodness haha.
>>77992921
>trying to project your sexuality onto others again
It's okay, man, you know that I don't judge... :s
In less than 24h I will be encountering a Lithuanian life form with homosexual capabilities.
What are /balt/'s established protocols with such anomalies?
>G*rman subhumans in my /balt/
What the hell happened?
>>77993122
>Lithuanian
>life form
haha no
>>77993120
Literally what? I only like 2D
>>77993122
Take a gun and kill yourself and him desu
>>77993058
sounds too high pitched and messy
>>77993116
sounds okay
>>77993122
why are you gonna meet such an abomination anyways?
>>77993155
Kuule, ma ei ole mingi saksa pede
>>77993208
I might use a gun but not for killing if you know what I mean :^)
>>77993208
>I only like 2D
t. posts his butt to impress boys
>disliking infinite stratos
>>77993257
wow pretty gay psycho guy
>>77993262
never happened
where is this coming from? did the russian tell you this? because if he did, just know that he is a liar
>>77993257
Ahsoo, ma pole kaua aega siin käinud, ei tunne kõike lippe enam.
Vahest olen pilgu peale heitnud ja ainult mingi leedu anime pask. /fug/i lõngad olid vahepeal normaalsed aga need on kuhugile kadunud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmjxLvVewkk
only people with shit taste dislike infinite stratos
Folk music from Lithuania Minor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clDXGlIFc6k
>>77993311
someone said so...
don't know who to trust desu
>>77993592
Whom else than him.
The russian is a liar of the biggest caliber, do not believe his lies.
I don't lie you know this
>>77993663
>I don't lie you know this
this in itself is a lie
>>77993217
Because I calculated his BMI and it is within acceptable parameters (18.5 ... 25) for assimilation.
>>77993412
Pole midagi, ma käyn siin ka väga harvakselt ja enivei ei korralik eesti keelt edes räägi, ainult põhjapõdrade muretsid eesti sõnadega
2-3 aasta tagasi oleks /balt/ väga parem, serious discussions and some tore shit, hetkel tundub et leidub ainult anime ja mõned sittpostid
>>77993479
sounds bad
>>77993746
Well, maybe, but the russian is lying
Weird didn't know that Psycho Guy speaks estonian
>>77993837
Hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhExBlBnmQI
J
Ohh shit nigger
Please post on my thread
>>>136293554
>>77993818
*käin
*väga harva
*ma ei räägi korralikku eesti keelt
*ainult põhjapõtrade murret eesti sõnadega
*2-3 aastat tagasi oli /balt/ palju parem
*leidub ainult animet ja mõndasid sitapostitusi
About fucking time
>sittpostid
Estonian """"language""""
>>77994116
Estonian "sitt" and English "shit", Low German "schiet" being similar is a complete coincidence.
Daily reminder to be nationalistic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KoKq20RUl0
i got a gf, she swallows without asking and takes it up the arse
life is good
>>77994310
>takes it up the arse
gay
How do people from south Lithuania feel about men from the west of England?
>>77994366
Why south Lithuania?
>>77994048
Aitäh :333 I'll try to remember this
>põtrade
Oh fug, see õel konsonantide vahetamine, very evil of you
>>77994116
Kakkaviestitys sounds better to you? Või kakasõnumine? Perkele
>west england
get the fuck out of Wales britcuck
sooo... will you be going to that japannow convention?
>>77994472
kakka :DDDDDDD
>>77994451
He probably has a coworker or a student in his course who is from there and now he lusts after her.
Virgins move on, remember this is a normie neighborhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUbbXTVZdw
>>77994532
who are you
is this pole?
>>77994451
Only worthwhile part of Lithuania desu
>>77994483
On the border desu, still rightful English clay
>>77994549
Nah, used to sleep with a girl who was raised in Lithuania but she was a R*ssian and didn't speak the language at all. Terrible person too. Don't think I've met any real Lithuanians desu
>>77994659
No one really cares who you are here