>this actually triggers the American government

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What was the reason for banning them? choking hazard for little children eating them or something right

>>77977415
Your kids are such fat, gluttonous, dumb little shits, that they were attempting to swallow the eggs in one voracious gulp thus chocking on the surprise inside.

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>>77979663

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>>77979663
jej

>>77979663
>my kids
wtf im a father now

>>77977396
>Europeans WILL choke on this
>>77979663
I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for $500

>>77981527
Same with drying your cat in microwave right?

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>>77979663
kek

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>>77979663
>one voracious gulp

>>77977415
There's a law that states non-food items (i.e. a plastic bauble) can't be contained within food.