British Airways edition
kuffar you're all kuffar
best city
We didn't match
>>77976986
love london
>>77976986
looks a bit like manchester
dara
who is this monica chick? is she hot?
Been in Newcastle city centre 5 mins and already seen three Rick and Morty shirts
refrain from replying
>>77976986
never heard of SnoopySickBagworm before. Which state?
Visual animations
snibbedy snab
>>77977021
except Manchester only has like two buildings over 5 stories
>>77977009
>not matching with a bot
oh dear
>>77977031
yeah
Lonely, boyos
why are there mobster crabs on the british tube threatening people with the snip if they don't leave town by midnight?
>>77977021
manchester has like 5 big buildings lmao
first for /air åland/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCcGUvmZDE
>you will never cuck an entire city by building a humming skyscraper
>>77977055
Don't think it's a bot even had like 6 photos
I live in zone 1 so often come across minor celebs
hello is anyone also interestd in Arthropod head problem? :3c
>What look do you want
>Give me that london look the lads have
>Say no more
>>77976951
BA Cityflyer is the only redeemable part of BA.
>>77977100
I'm interested in tight jap pussy
Going off a xanny
>>77977090
prefer this noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_oX6SURRE
>>77977090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IIUcNI0cw
sounds like this
people that say white genocide isn't happening should be executed
find me a cuter plane
protip: you can't
c.a.2k - shark
>>77977157
wtf is that
would shit myself
My first trip to to the USA was to New Orleans, Mardi Gras. Needless to say, I relocation to the States permanently after university. That and because they have all the tech jobs and Canada taxes you out the ass.
We honestly need a dictator lads, elections every 4 years is such a flawed system.
Leader 1 does X in the best interest of the country, leader 2 gets voted in on promise to undo X, then undoes X
rinse and repeat, we never make any progress. Take HS2 for example, it won't be finished until like 2040 because of land disputes etc.
In china, the party does whats best for the people, they built a huge train network in a decade.
>>77977195
tornado sirens in chicago
what is the best county in your humble opinion
wouldn't mind a feisty hispanic gf
>>77977219
ahh yes that's what we all aspire to, the chinese
>>77977157
tornado sirens are fine
Emergency Alert System is fucking horrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShHxH8QtE4I
First few times I heard the beeps, I cried and was fucking scared
Next few times I turned the TV off and ran to my room but my mum would come and turn the TV back on
t. lived in Texas
>>77977229
lancashire
>>77977229
you posted it
find me a sharper looking plane
>>77977256
need a gf as peng as this
London has become underrated.
The cheery red mailboxes, drivers who actually stop for you at pedestrian crossings, lovely forgotten churches with wonderful names like St. Andrew by the Wardrobe and St. Giles Cripplegate, sudden pockets of quiet like Lincoln’s Inn and Red Lion Square, interesting statues of obscure Victorians in togas, pubs, black cabs, double-decker buses, helpful policemen, polite notices, people who will stop to help you when you fall down or drop your shopping, benches everywhere. What other great city would trouble to put blue plaques on houses to let you know what famous person once lived there, or warn you to look left or right before stepping off the curb?
love tits
love babies
love breastfeeding
what's not to like
simple as
PRECAUTIONARY SLASH PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS
>>77977263
>>77976836
Dogs won't eat themselves
>>77977243
I don't mean be the same as china, but the current system is failing, people vote on what's best for them personally, not what's best for the country
>>77977263
the 787
>>77977268
nonce
>>77977280
extremely aesthetic logo
>>77977247
are you a yank? yeah ive heard these enough now where i stopped thinking about how off-putting they are.
where in texas?
What's the point of life without breeding lads?
>tfw to smart 2 flie
Which airline has the best business class product lads?
My vote goes to etihad, can't beat an etihad a380
You DO fly business, right anon?
C
I
D
E
R
>>77977307
nope, but my brother is because he was born there
lived in Fort Worth
>Get horrible slag pregnant during a particularly dark period of life.
>Learn afterwards that she was diagnosed with personality disorder.
>Smoked cannabis all throughout pregnancy. Notified social services and they did absolutely nothing.
>Was excluded from birth and christening.
>ex girlfriend takes 1.5 year old son away to opposite end of the country.
>Cuts off all contact and I haven't seen him for 6 months.
>Police won't help, nor will social services. Tell me I have to pay for a solicitor, when I barely have enough money to cover food and rent.
>Receive this in the post today
The absolute state of my life lads haha.
My first day in America my university roommate bought a 6 pack and wings at 6 AM from the gas station. That blew my mind
Don't think there will ever be a time in my life when I won't be an occasional user of hard drugs
just had an most agreeable wank to jav
>>77977329
dont give money to pakis mate
>>77977350
Lmao
>>77977317
>>77977350
normbleton btfo
>>77977350
creasing
you better not give her a penny
pengting wagwan innit cuz
>>77977350
>just the bank details
>>77977350
she wants your money?
>>77977350
lol what is this
what happens if you claim you know nothing?
>it's late
>about to log off
>see a big pair of tits
>willy gets hard
God DAMN it
>>77977113
jesus christ
>>77977397
nothing
you don't have to provide for your child
>>77977397
probably wouldnt work given that he has by his own admission been in constant contact with the authorities about it
>>77977350
at this point I'd go mad and flee to Thailand and nonce 17 year olds
rate the late lunch lads
>>77977399
*batters your willy with an old newspaper*
>>77977113
look at how much of his nose has gone
fucking hell
>>77977350
move to a grey country so you don't have to worry about that
>british airways
>norwegian flag
Hmmm.
one of the benefits of being a virgin, no unwanted pregnancies haha xx
>>77977180
It looks better in BA livery
>>77977263
B727
>>77977280
>flying on russian aircraft
Having seen first hand how they regard aviation standards in the airline sector generally, I would not be stepping on that thing if I was you
>>77977302
The 777-300 is aesthetically more beautiful
>>77977335
>747-100
Yeah ok grandpa
>>77977428
>pre-cut veg
mate
>>77977433
harder daddy~
>>77977350
do your parents care?
would they help you pay for a solicitor?
miss runtposting
Leafs or Aussies?
>>77977329
Etihad, Qatar or Emirates.
Cathay used to be right up there till they jewed out and purchased some garbage.
>>77977456
yeah was feeling lazy today lol
fly EXCLUSIVELY in a380s
do NOT post boeing SHIT in my presence please
>>77977455
Newer Russian planes and western built Aeroflot planes are fine
>>77977425
kind of scummy though
>>77977358
>gas station wings
vomit
>>77977445
china and belarus might be ok
i seriously doubt you would get extradited over child support anyway
anyone scared of flights here?
>>77977455
BA livery is OK, but it's not the best
shall I?
>>77977488
>never been to new orleans
FOY
>>77977520
nah
>>77977384
Yeah.
>>77977392
Like poetry.
>>77977397
She can take me to court. Not entirely sure if going to university this September will make me exempt though because I won't be earning a penny.
>>77977426
VERY tempted lad, but will hopefully be going to Italy with the gf instead when I finish uni.
first for best korea
miss
>>77977492
I absolutely love flying.
What I don't like is the hassle of finding a cheap ticket, getting to the airport, going through security and passport control, and making connections
I'm always more concerned about missing a flight because security is packed than I am of a big guy on board the plane waiting to unleash the next step of his master plan
me
>>77977536
what should I do then
>>77977035
>city centre
ah yes southern students
Normies
Hate em
>>77977551
will it cost you anything extra if she does try to sue you?
>>77977582
I wish you'd fly out of a 50th floor window you fucking boring twat
>>77977358
>gas station
FOY
>>77977491
Bali is a bit better probably mate
went on a domestic flight in cuba once. they use shitty old soviet planes. the plane had the turn back half way into the journey because the cabin started filling with smoke lol.
should I give up chicken or beef for the rest of the year lads?
thinking beef cause I generally prefer chicken, but by christ do I like my meatballs ..
>>77977593
sell all your bender coins and get a life
>>77977619
that would be pretty cool ngl
>>77977637
why give up either one
aloy would get it right in her ginger bumhole
>>77977637
pork and lamb make better meatballs anyway.
>>77977647
ok will do thanks for the advice :)
>>77977445
I hope that post-brexit, it should be quite easy to escape paying if I move to any other Euro country.
>>77977466
They've dealt with enough. My mum has been put through hell already, driving hours to go and see him only for the slag to put ridiculous restrictions on visits (only allowed 20 minutes, can't be even remotely late, etc...). Poor mum has been in tears over it because she just wants her grandson :/
>>77977637
both
meat is murder
>>77977486
I still would never fly them. My daddy is an airline pilot and he wouldnt either. I mean chances are you'll die on the way to the airport, but it's just knowing that they're sub par and your life is in their hands.
>>77977498
I know, but hardly any airlines operate the kawaii a318
Thoughts?
>>77977636
not sure about flying on 3rd world airlines
https://twitter.com/TripleSixGod/status/893243149417578496
>>77977688
kind of want to suck a willy just for the experience
>>77977611
Well she gets free legal fees because her and the new boyfriend are dole scum, so it would be easy to take me to court. Not sure if I'd have to pay any extra though
>>77977692
a e s t h e t i c
>>77977688
bit gay
>>77977652
no urgent reason. I just like testing my will this way every now and then
its how I kicked the fags and biscuits
>>77977693
>shit gravy
wot
>>77977675
people like you annoy me. people who have a host of "serious" ""family"" """issues""" and never fucking well shut up about them
youre pathetic
>>77976951
The fuck did they do the BA emblem? Looks like arse..no, garse af!
>>77977683
fair enough
Aeroflot and the major Chinese airlines are about as bad as I would go for flying
airplane wanker loves his airplanes
>>77977733
You say that because you haven't seen the stone age hospital green cockpit.
bout to hit a zoot
Womens lives are so fucking easy
Of the girls I was close with in uni, this is what they do:
>pre-school teacher has rich husband
>unemployed "writer" has rich doctor husband
>work from home social media "strategist" has rich boyfriend
>secretary. has rich husband
>just travels, single. but admits to the fact that she is counting on marrying a rich guy because she never wants to work
>>77977718
i thought they cut legal aid
>>77977744
nigga, dat shit all gravy mang
>77977777
hmmm
7 wanker loves his 7's
Someone knocking at Tim's door at 4:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnAl5W-NxM
>>77977718
pay for an appointment with a specialist solicitor if you havent already, will be expensive but you will know exactly where you stand and what you can fight, demand or say no to. you may actually be in a stronger position than you think, especially if you can get in front of a judge and make a good case for yourself.
>>77977803
it's funny how man who whine the most about this are also the most against feminism
>>77977777
What are you interested in - football ? Truly the plebeian choice
legalise murder
>>77977766
Very presumptuous, aren't you lad
>>77977829
if I lived near him I'd nick nack on his gaf the whole time
>>77977817
>-200
This is the manlet of the 777 series m80
going to teach english in asia lads
>>77977853
projection
>>77977866
murder is against gods law, no man can change that
>>77977901
Why?
>>77977908
im morally superior to god
>>77977852
thank god im a bender
>>77977852
hmm
funny that isn't it
>>77977956
IMPEACH DRUMPF
>>77977956
outstanding post
>>77977830
Thanks lad. I'm planning to do this over the lull in activity during the first year of university, but money is a bit of an issue at the moment.
this must be some sadistic joke
mboko
Why don't girls like her come stock with 1 life purchase?
Retro BA = best BA
>Sleek, straight, non degenerate lines >>>>> wavy, garse, degenerate lines
best game
>>77977990
solicitors often do free 30 minute sessions on saturdays or one afternoon a week if you look around. you might get lucky.
>>77978044
don't like the blue underbelly and the font used for British
>>77977358
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
might have a tug to nudes of my old school teacher
>>77978048
t. 22 year old
>>77978074
link
>>77978044
You could have picked a decent example though, the 757 looks like a smashed crab
proof: it's drumpf's choice of aircraft
>>77978071
you are a garse then, my boy
>>77978084
25 actually
>>77978091
on my laptop you turnip
me and me mates
>>77978111
post them
>>77978048
t. 25 year old
Love fire me
Love lighting things up
Not a pyromaniac just like it is all
>>77978130
no, just wanted to boast about having them
https://youtu.be/1n0oVMU6s2k
>>77977920
azn pussy
>>77978124
not sure what this image is meant to convey
more rorke infighting?
>>77978061
Thanks mate, I didn't know this.
>Missed a comfy planes thread
;_;
>Aviation enthusiast? Well it says here on your CV that you prefer boeing over airbus, care to explain?
>>77978170
dont do it mate, they expect a "favour" in return if you know what I mean
>The first woman did not make much small talk but Iris, from Hungry was very chatty, personable with lots of smiling and eye contact. When I told her she was so nice her reply was because I made her feel comfortable straight away. I made a few jokes with her, smiled a lot. Again treat the woman with respect, like you would any other woman. It goes a long way. You both know what she does for a living. She has to deal with assholes on a daily basis and does not want to be reminded of what she does. She is a living, breathing human being so just be aware of that.
>You will then be led to a small room. If the woman does not ask for the money give it to her before you go any further. The woman will ask you to go first, which makes sense from a safety for the woman point of view. The room is dimly lit with a red light but clean. It had a single bed, sink and a mirror above the sink. Iris asked me to take my clothes off. All the time we chatted. The subject was The Beatles as she was a fan. Ok Iris did not take her clothes off but I believe it depends on the woman. I did not want to ask her as she had been so nice. Too be honest she had a bikini on, hose and high heels. I was just happy to be in the same room with a woman that hot. I would have payed 50 euros to just buy her a drink in a bar.
>She then asked me to lie on the bed while she knelt between my legs, placed a condom on my little fella and started to give me a hand job. There was no BJ but when i first made the transaction this was not mentioned. Even though she did say ‘tell me anything you want' I did not ask her to do that. The fact that she constantly looked into my eyes and smiled was good enough for me.
>after about a 5 minute hand job I asked if she would sit on top of me and she was more than happy to. After 10 minutes she then said she would finsh me off with her hand as there was only a few minutes left.
the fuckpad lads
reckon it won't be too long before actors start winning oscars for literally being killed filming their roles
>Johnny Hollywood stars as a bungee jumper
>gets killed shooting his first scene
>'baww zo dedigated xddd!'
>wins 8 Oscars
>>77978162
kek
taken 6mg of xanax so far
think im gonna be fucked
>>77978161
it's not really boasting
she might be an absolute munter we don't know
might have just wasted a tab of 1p-lsd by dissolving it in tap water
didn't know it was so bad for it REEEE
never seen planewanker, trainlad and cookingmong in the same room
>>77978170
no probs, theres always a sign saying so on the family and divorce solicitors window down the road from me, checked google and theres hundreds of em doing free seshs around the country.
>>77978245
>planewanker, trainlad
there are multiple of each
keep giving bad people good ideas
>>77978162
>>77978162
>>77978162
I fucking hate black people.
>>77978203
>After we had finished Iris did seem in a hurry to get me out but I can understand that as time is money. I said ‘ Thankyou. It was nice to meet you Iris. Take care of yourself and be safe'. She kissed me on the cheek.
>I left the window, for a second time but this time with a smile on my face and a warm feeling inside.
>So in conclusion my experience with the first woman was a bit jaded. It all felt a bit mechanical, surgical and I was ripped off. With Iris, ok yes it was a bit surgical but she was warm, very personable and i didnt certainly expect any smiling or eye contact during the act but she did plenty of that and eyes and smile were amazing. That was one of the best parts. I certainly wont forget Iris from Hungry in a hurry.
>plane watching, trainspotting
the virgin hobbies
>>77978293
add porn watching
best girl
>>77978346
>brown eyes
>not even nice brown eyes like summers
nah
had sex with a really hot girl from work and lasted like 3 minutes
do you think she tells all her friends at work and they laughed about it?
>>77978391
yeah
can almost guarantee it
>>77978391
>her in bed with you
it's okay anon, I understand, I trust you
>her at work
HE LAST 3 MINUTES LMAO, CHAD LASTED ALL NIGHT
>>77978391
she was on /brit/ yesterday laughing at you
Thailad and Vietlad, how do you finance your debauched lifestyles in your chosen countries?
>>77977229
>>77978409
>>77978417
>>77978419
assumed so. sucks desu but in the end she still let me inside he
>>77978391
i heard there was some lad here who went on for a good 2 hours. that aside, prob not mate, if she is really hot telling everyone she slept with you prob isnt high on her agenda.
>>77978442
The heck kind of flag is that? Looks cool tho.
dads new whip
>>77978463
*sees man*
>pacific war
I don't understand. what were the japs and burgers even fighting over? and what did it have to do with the war going on in Europe?
is 'business idea:' a /brit/ only gimmick?
>>77978448
>me inside he
gay
rah ... peng vauxhall
so which air alliance do you use?
>>77978448
i mean i would have done the same if i'd shagged someone and she did a loud queef or had a weird smell or something equally unusual and/or funny
W
T
F
Do british people seriously not use washcloths to scrub their butts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3oTm278OI4
>>77978453
im really hot though
>>77978458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Glamorgan
>>77978524
pics
>>77978463
would love to puncture a hole in those tyres
>>77978522
if you havent fucked a girl with the body of that girl in the gif you havent lived
>>77978524
>im really hot though
then it wont affect your chances with other women lad, problem solved.
>>77978492
yeah I invented it
delicious
I want to go down in musical history
>>77978463
Why do rich niggas always buy new BMWs and Mercs when they could spend the money on a very fun classic (e.g. Lancia Delta integrale or some very fast 500bhp Jap mobile)?
>>77978536
>>77978549
british "man" don't even know how to handle the banter of an american woman, let alone fuck one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_u-VVrwwTQ
>a very fun classic (e.g. Lancia Delta integrale or some very fast 500bhp Jap mobile)
>>77978592
Yes, always
>>77978607
nonce
big fan of estate cars
gimmick idea : call someone a nigger and apologize for it after 10 minutes
best looking bloke here but never EVER get laid
>>77978673
pics
best looking bloke here but never EVER get laid
>>77978642
ah yes mum's car
>>77978705
pics
what's your hood like? is it rough is it tough?
>>77978508
>>77978581
>>77978673
Probably because you have such an abrasive personality that people don't want to be around you. Sort yourself oot.
Rate my Tim Byrne cosplay
*dies*
pretty girls are shit in bed
>>77978642
Mandem
you are shit in bed (praise)
>>77978754
tom?
>>77978765
>t. roastie
>>77978754
Fat cunt
a pretty girl shat in my bed
SWVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77978807
hello r/incel
>>77978813
pics
>>77978673
promise im better looking than you lad. still dont get laid as much as i should though
pic related
>>77978754
>>77978759
*buries you at sea*
>>77978815
what did you mean by this?
>>77978754
Did you put a pillow under your t shirt?
Looks good
>>77978754
>whiskey bottle
pretty sure Tim doesn't drink
>>77978843
promise that you don't mate sorry
>>77978848
This was a yank or leaf right? I can tell because their kitchen is big and doesnt have a fucking washing machine for clothes in it hahahahah
>>77978848
fucking hate this pic
really creeps me out because he looks exactly like someone i know
do they use the same plugs as us in ireland
>>77978856
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASKSKKSKAKSKSSKAKSKAKAKSKSKSKSKSKSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77978843
solid 6
Can do 20 dips in a row now
>>77978907
yes
(you could have googled this)
>>77978878
yet i posted proof, and you didnt.
ill chalk that up as a win desu
>>77978910
lol never heard anything below a 7 in my life. whatever makes you feel better i guess
>>77978893
you can just tell by the power outlet and morton salt
>>77978933
#swoleright
>>77978893
yank outlets and hideous cabinets
must be from some flyover hellhole
>>77978907
yeh they use really long extension leads
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
>>77978936
Well yeah, nobody would insult you and call you average looking to your face you silly sausage
>>77978973
haha
got a stiff willy!!!
>>77978907
_ I _ ?
>>77978971
your entire country is flyover lmao
>>77978754
You have the stomach down to a T
>>77976951
Do most british people feel proud of the british empire? or most don't care? or most are critical of their actions?
>>77978592
>Lancia Delta integrale
>jap mobile
>>77979104
Japanese vehicles are objectively the best post '90s cars. You euros are slacking off.