/brit/

hey mates

hey mates

File: ss (2017-08-06 at 03.05.09).jpg (71KB, 987x297px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 987x297px

>>77976949
STOP MAKING SO MANY DIFFERENT EDITIONS

hey mates

I love china

saved

Cant figure out how to use Strava

takes too much fucking data and battery anyway

it really upset my autism we didn't use this thread before

good at math and sports. otherwise i sit on my ass all day watching TV.

so here we are then, the mates' are all here

>>77983272
>math
>ass
fuck off you FOY

File: 1471062783200.jpg (69KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 960x960px

>>77976949
nice toad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

best edition

>>77983272
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

Acid attacks have been happening in the UK for 200 years. There was even a bloody Sherlock Holmes story about it. It's something that has ebbed and flowed over the years..

yeah hi mates

hiya lads.

File: 2017-08-03 20.30.10.jpg (866KB, 1468x881px) Image search: [Google]

866KB, 1468x881px

>>77976949
ive been learning a bit of chinese recently coz i want to move to Hong Kong eventually

its very interesting, some of the deeper meanings and nuance and stuff

>>77983307
*throws acid in your face*

been happening for 200 years mate get over yourself

>>77983307
Yeah maybe one or two a year.

Not 400 Islamic honor + gang attacks every year

>>77983295
> I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
>doing my bait

complete moron

Hate the Chinese. Dirty people. Simple as.

File: 1501937427745.jpg (35KB, 321x362px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 321x362px

I dressed up smart but got told I look like I am on my way to magistrates court

>>77983333
The key word being "gangs". Nothing to do with Islam. They'd be there without that
Stupid fucking idiot rorke again bahahhahahab

>>77982697

BLATTTT Bijuu Sage Mode

>>77983370
Actually its 95% Islamic honour attacks

Girls are so fucking nice desu

Hi lads :3

>>77983407
h-hello x

Who/labour/ here? FUCK rorkes

File: freckles.jpg (209KB, 1242x1228px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 1242x1228px

England is full of Pakis

USA is full of Poos

Canada is full of chinks

How did Canada get the better end of the deal?

>>77983370
cant argue with rorke, like with the sjw, reason and logic have no effect.

File: 1487287301798.png (16KB, 175x175px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 175x175px

eating a cornetto

>>77983402
Stats? Oh there aren't any. Stupid bitch

was having about to have a wank when i found the 1080p leaked GoT episode on the front page lol

still had a wank after

leftypol teenagers are back

>>77983438
prick

File: apu jsut.jpg (6KB, 206x210px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 206x210px

>>77983403
not 2 me there not

Watching Catchphrase, having a ready meal curry and an alcohol free beer. Ah yes, the life.

>>77983438
Choccy woccy?

File: violent-crime-rate-uk-1981-to-2007.png (30KB, 550x475px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 550x475px

i wonder how much of an underage runt you would have to be to think that London has gotten more dangerous over time

90s London was a straightup hellhole, gangs EVERYWHERE
Things are much improved

>he thinks leftypol is "raiding"
Iq status:nonexistent

>>77983323
they use traditional characters in hk mate

>>77983448
are you on spankbang

>>77983442
You alright there, nigger?

>>77983419
How's your day going?

>A Yank enters the thread

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501876877276.webm

had a joint
now its time to watch some house

File: 1491529383807.png (183KB, 438x409px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 438x409px

>>77983478
mint

>>77983438
love you, you deserve it

>>77983479
tbf that chart's a bit old now isn't it

>>77983529
I literally just watched this film 10 minutes ago

>>77983538
in the bin with you

>>77983485
yes
and i am learning traditional characters
Your point is?

File: 1499625131003.jpg (48KB, 615x615px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 615x615px

>>77983323
>ive been learning a bit of chinese recently coz i want to move to Hong Kong eventually

>its very interesting, some of the deeper meanings and nuance and stuff

>>77983479
what was going on in the mid 1990s

t. was a toddler at that time and can't remember lol

>>77983479
what was going on in the 90s

>>77983529
screaming

>>77983530
bit jel

>>77983575
fuck off old cunt

>>77983502
You've just made a fool of yourself mate by proving my point. More people are swayed to my viewpoint with every post you make.

I like how friendly everybody is being in saying hello

recommend podcasts

>>77976949
Herro

>>77983617
joe rogan experience

File: 77983-004-EA7EC442.jpg (31KB, 350x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 350x400px

me on the left

>>77983529
is this In Bruges?
need to watch that kino

>>77983617
history of english
designlab

>>77983617
Joe rogan experience
Last podcast on the left
Cumtown

>>77983602
fuck off child

>>77983603
I'm not the anon you were having a tedious argument with, golliwog. How must it feel to have such thin, thin black skin?

>>77983687
>Cumtown
wot

>>77983530
Is that you Rod?

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1501954441706.jpg

>>77983657
it's decent
went to bruges a year or two ago as well
it's lovely

>>77983617
Joe rogan

there's no canada like french canada
it's the best canada in the land
and the other canada is hardly canada
if you lived here for a day you'd understand

why are yanks and brits so fucking fat?

feel like getting a burger

The wogs start at Calais
Africa begins at the Pyrenees

>>77983617
My personal podcast copypasta, because I listen to podcasts virtually every waking moment. Currently listening to Adam Corolla's podcast, but I've literally been listening for 10 mins so I can't really recommend it. But here are some faves:

Regularly:

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Dan Carlin's Common Sense
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's MMPC
Athetico Mince (new episode up!)
Adam Buxton's podcast
JRE (selected guests)
Nerdist (selected guests)
Richard Herring's Leciester Square Theatre podcast

And occasionally:

Ben Shapiro (Daily Wire)
Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio
Tell 'Em Steve Dave
Nick DiPaolo
Sleepycast
Joey Diaz's Church of What's Happening Now
Marc Maron's WTF (selected guests)
Hollywood Handbook (selected guests)
Doug Stanhope's podcast
Worst Idea of All Time


Have finished (and can recommend):

The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Adam and Joe Radio Show (both XFM and BBC shows)
Uninformed with Bill Burr and Joe Derosa
What Say You (Impractical Jokers podcast - not officially ended)
Go Bayside
The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM (and BBC?)

>>77983529
Love that movie

>>77983729
>>77983731
hmmm

>>77983694
you will be the one fucking off first you geriatric twat

>Speak to qt who is at least a 7/10 on night out few weeks out
>Friend who gets a lot of pussy is out tonight
>Be super paranoid that they're gonna encounter each other and hook up, and maybe even start a relationship

>>77983729
alcohol
fast food
sedentary lifestyle
service sector jobs

File: sofia21.png (728KB, 1062x544px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 1062x544px

have you heard of the brown reggaeton shithole gf?

>>77983575
Crack epidemic. Almost all crime in the last 30 years was drug related.

can you still use old £1s?

zere's no canada like french canada
it's ze best canada in the land
and ze other canada is bullshit canada
if you lived here for a day you'd understand

listened to about 10 minutes of a joe rogan podcast once and it was the most boring inane tripe imaginable

scrolled through the episode list and it was just an endless array of literally who yank "guests", with one or two bizarro alt-right youtube "personalities" in there (which is probably why brainlets in here like it)

>>77983617
Joe rogan
Norm McDonald

anyone fuck a fat/chubby chick before? its incredible besides the regret afterword

you can be so rough with them and confident

https://youtu.be/DMcGVjM457w?t=219

why are his hands so shaky?

>>77983746
are any of these actually about topics or are they just talking heads
you have terrible taste

>>77983798
yeah but not old £5s

>>77983798
no but you can swap them at the bank for new ones

Just woke up
Prolly smell like booze and bad breath

>>77983833
yes all my exes

Uh oh. I'm not a scientist, but I've been doing a bit of research, both online and IRL and I think, I'm pretty sure, I've discovered that there actually IS a difference between male and female humans. One type is born with a willy (a fleshy protrusion with a hole at the end), and the other is born with a kind of hole there.

Looks like it's back to the drawing board for the gender scientists.

>>77983784
hot
name?

saw a £2 pack of gum at WHsmiths
state of this "country"

>>77983844
live in texas

File: 42624b35fc20312f9c7b8a0b2b9cf94c56182a326465529890f3a0216b384271[1].jpg (99KB, 1007x466px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1007x466px

>>77983834
Adrenaline from being on "the hunt"

what do sweaty girls smell like

>>77983895
Booze and bad breath

>>77983836
Well, let's take the name of the very first one: "Dan Carlin's Hardcore History," and see if you can figure out whether it's about a subject, and what that subject might be.

I'll give you a clue, it is about a subject and that subject is one of the words in the title.

>>77983838
>>77983839
humm

>>77983923
is google BROKEN

File: smile.webm (823KB, 418x432px) Image search: [Google]

823KB, 418x432px

How can someone be so perfect until they smile?

>>77983836
>you have terrible taste
So recommend some better ones.

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1501955976497.jpg
daughter is being silly again

>>77983918
barring the first one, are any of those actually about topics or are they just rambling spongs

you have atrocious taste

Hi
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is

>>77983834
would like to watch these videos but theyre so fucking boring

>>77983891
no south england actually honey x

>>77983934
i also have terrible taste

Any SAA man in?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499709010840.webm

>>77983949
the richard herring one is interviews mostly with comedians, watch it myself sometimes. few good uns on there.

>>77983961
my name is ben x

Currently at Brighton pride lads

Where would you buy a suit for an internship? Looking to spend 250-300 quid, but preferably less than that.

File: BEN0.jpg (98KB, 716x768px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 716x768px

>>77984000
BEN?

>>77983961
jeff

>>77984009
Do you just mean Brighton, la?

So THIS is the world famous British culture general........

>>77983997
oh i've actually heard that one's good
feel bad for being rude now

yeah that's totally rancid

>>77984013
ASDA, next to the checky shirts

britain is rubbish

File: _95582971_gettyimages-167132803.jpg (76KB, 976x549px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 976x549px

>>77984032

>>77983961
google broken?

>>77984013
Suit Shoppe

>>77984009
how is it any different to a normal day in Brighton?

streets are always full of poofs

>>77983949
I don't know what a "spong" is. Some are comedy podcasts, some are interviews, some are radio shows, there's a mixed bag.

>you have atrocious taste
Suggest better ones then, instead of just shitting on people who contribute to the discussion.

>>77984013
ah google is down again?

File: 1484226478068.jpg (83KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 720x960px

the new tat

>>77984013
jacamo

>>77984038
>Brighton pride
dont worry you werent rude to me, herring can be nob sometimes but the interviews are better than tv ones, people actually open up a bit more.

If I were a fuzzy wuzzy bear, I'd thank you, Lord, for my fuzzy wuzzy hair

>>77984013
fly to thailand and get a wool suit made for £300

that or buy some off the rack one from next and look like you're drowning

>>77984032
No mate, that's down the hall.

*points to the exit*

File: xannnnnnnnnnnnnnn.jpg (410KB, 1836x3264px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 1836x3264px

seeing how much xanax i can take before i lose it or black out

up to 8mg so far

this will be blog for my own purposes as well

>>77984028
No m8 Brighton pride it's different

Here girls walk around with their boobs out and it's perfectly acceptable

Would post pictures but my phone file sizes are too high to post on 4chan

Wishin' I had a british bf who wasn't autistic about Rick & Morty

>>77984102
things like this are always so much more grim than the worst car crash videos

>>77984110
oops not sure how the brighton bit got in there

>>77984116
>up to 8mg

no youre not

Getting some looks from the bender outside the pub

How come a lot of the southern states are strong republican but most of them are highly black population

>>77984116
youre a fucking mong mate

xanax half life is extremely short so by the time youve popped a decent amount the first one is already wearing off most likely

>>77984116
you can take enough to kill you after a while, when you start losing your memory and keep eating more, why would you bother

>>77984113
Shut up

>>77984170
is google broken?

>>77984170
here's an idea. maybe they don't vote

>>77984171
>half life

>>77984013
M&S or John Lewis desu

>>77984191
why dont you google it spong

>>77984199
Bursting

>>77984199
>shortniqqamemes

ah yes the so-called normie watermark

>>77984170
It's the foreigners and foreigner kids and grandkids that are liberal. Blacks were here for a long time and foreigners avoid moving to the South because of them so it stays conservative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpC6l4IRNTE

>>77984163
Pics

>>77984170
Whites much less likely to vote democrat

mad how the biggest genetic group in the us is not actually german, it's british

>>77984306
its mexican you stupid fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_JvdBkDoY8

looks lovely

Good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9x-ff0fXs

>>77984259
>Twenty three minutes and nine seconds

Shall be watching every second of this with considerable interest *walks away*

>>77984009
are you the gay lad with long hair

Slow thread

Almost as if other people actually do things on a Saturday night

Not me haha

>>77984328
Yeah, hardly affordable though

>>77983706
Edgy comedians

>>77984349
doxxable info

>>77983947
things I'd do to that arse

>>77984322
Hola :3

>>77984328
needs more lens flare

>>77984328
Literally a yank house but 4x smaller

benders are below blacks in the social hierarchy

>>77984351
I'm just slowly drinking myself into a coma with my brain turned off

might download a film

but WHAT film...

>>77984349
No I'm wearing a green nike tshirt

If you find me you can bum me

File: 1493398186470.jpg (33KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 600x338px

>Nice plane.
>For you.
>Looks like mine.
>What make's yours?
>Agency.
>Expensive.
>And yours?
>Planeio Crashini.

would never look twice at a girl that smokes but I smoke
am I a hypocrite? tbf I wouldnt date myself either

>>77984402
where they want to be

>>77984381
what would you do to that arse?

can't wait til im tired enough to go back to sleep and escape reality for 10 more hours

>>77984202
you going to take that any further mate?

>>77984406
you gay?

>>77984351
didn't even know it was Saturday

File: acid square crop.jpg (275KB, 2400x1800px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 2400x1800px

london

>>77984460
what a feeling

>>77984457
mad tings

>>77984328
>oohhhhhh look at this, you can fit in a chair

Brits are so fucking pathetic

islamic finance is dumb

>>77984486
Would just start wearing a mask if it were me

wish I was based enough to have my own henchmen
>just love that word and the thought of having them at my disposal

never going to be in the Ra at this point and too late become a bigshot in local organised crime

>>77984499
rasheed

File: Screen Shot 2017-08-05 at 19.46.48.png (41KB, 936x136px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 936x136px

tonight's mindless entertainment

why is london even acid attacks

>>77984461
Yeah the term half life is to do with radioactivity not shelf life

>>77984466
No but I'm bored and seeing all these benders is making me randy

>>77984500
*charges you interest*
actually, according to a loophole, if you pretend you're not forced to pay me this money, this is not interest

>>77984400
Yanks don't use bricks.

File: 1487865671493.png (486KB, 477x659px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 477x659px

>be a yank on holiday
>spend all your time on /brit/

>>77984547
wasnt talking about shelf life you fucking turbo mong

fuck off now

>>77984559
> if you pretend you're not forced to pay me this money
So you could not pay if you wanted to?

>If the Confederacy reunited and became a separate country, it would still be the 3rd largest economy and 3rd biggest military in the world

Fuck lads

Haven't opened the living room curtains once today.

what was hitler's problem??

>>77984328
a mortgage on this would take a STEM graduate professional until retirement to pay off

think about that for a minute

>>77984617
>Fuck lads
bit gay

>>77984623
meth addict

>>77984538
>10GB
hello autism

>>77984116
i've got that keyboard

>>77984510
if i pull that off would you die

>>77984623
Jews

>>77984615
yeah but then you don't get the rest of it

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/DeadPheasant/status/893476022225690625

any good capekino come out lately?

>>77984648
A:10 V:10 thanks YIFY!

>>77984559
see this is why it's so dumb

imams don't understand money or lending yet have decided that we need to cater to their ignorance

imagine if every hospital had to have a homeopath wing that administered real medicine but pretended to give you homeopathic remedies while doing so

File: 1302484752002.gif (17KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 645x773px

>>77984617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

tell me about bane
why does he wear the london look

File: 2017-08-05-194659_1920x1080_scrot.png (300KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 1920x1080px

the crosshair is where I sold 177ETH

current price is 212EUR

FUCKED it want to end my existence

File: GeoWatches.png (583KB, 664x686px) Image search: [Google]

583KB, 664x686px

>The devices, designed for children aged up to 11 who are too young to own a mobile phone, allow anxious parents to snoop on their kids by eavesdropping through the watch’s microphone, plot their whereabouts on a map or speak to them to summon them home for tea. Some watches can also digitally “tether” the son or daughter to their parent’s side by sending an alert if they stray beyond a certain distance.

>The next generation of watches will let parents listen in to their child’s heart rate to see if they are under stress, check their temperature or see how many calories the youngster has burnt that day.

>"Some", she said, "buy the device to listen in to see if their child is being bullied."

File: 1501538024875.jpg (106KB, 658x824px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 658x824px

playing cod world at war lads

>>77984682
YIFY is trash. 4GB is the optimal size. Anything above it then you're autistic

https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/893877844065095680/video/1

what did he mean by this

jesus christ chinese people don't understand medicine
they're unable to distinguish snake oil from actual pharaceuticals

doing a sit down wee

don't think there's a better combination than acid and metal gear

>>77984727
fucking hell

just because we can doesn't mean that we should

would love to be a pirate

YARRRR

The only option Brits in home ownership is;

An ugly concrete terraced house for £100k

A new build "starter home" that is cheaply built and is smaller than a cupboard starting at £120k

Both options requiring a 5% deposit and a 35 year mortgage

File: Mercedes-AMG-E-43-2017-Black-Rear-Static.jpg (250KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1024x576px

Don't think I've ever seen a Mercedes that isn't a taxi
Same with Prius

>>77984727
just part and parcel of a technologically advanced society

have rapidly decided this was a bad idea

>>77984754
thanks for your hot opinion

gonna get evicted, where can I sell my bum lads? dont want an std or fat ugly blokes xo

>>77983491
yeah mate, just checked and the vids gone down though

Finished Hotline Miami today.

10/10

>>77984793
this is why we need to liberalise the planning laws so the regular working man can build his own home

>>77984793
just inherit a load of money you lazy prick

>>77984795
baffling post

Why are Brits so unimaginative with home design? Most British houses are just square blocks with 4 square holes punched into them for windows

*builds on the green belt*

problem solved

>>77984823
pics x

>>77984727

>Born too early to explore space

>Born too late to explore the new world, get married young, own my own home

>Born just in time to avoid having every waking and sleeping minute of my childhood plastered all over facebook, and having my movements and conversations tracked

Feels good

File: 1484464350654.jpg (108KB, 1092x726px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1092x726px

>>77984709
hahahahaha jesus christ
even I can see you absolutely fucked it and I dont know the first thing about stocks

i do support the use of violence against you

>>77984857
Council won't give planning permission for anything that doesn't match the surrounding properties

so a midget transvestite yesterday, not a pretty sight

>We need to build more homes!!

Do politicians not realise that just building a ton of 500sq/ft new builds at £130,000 doesn't help anything?

what gun shall i use on cod waw lads

File: 1501922574937.png (670KB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

670KB, 853x480px

>>77984875

Thatcher is literally the reason why housing prices are so high, but the rorkes adore her for some reason

>>77984892
that was me

File: 1494098071278.png (853KB, 677x1200px) Image search: [Google]

853KB, 677x1200px

just took this photo of the gf when she wasn't looking lol

>>77984904
kar98k

>>77984857
most people don't design their own home and those houses are energy and materials efficient, minimising wasted resources and making prices lower

*bulldozes acres of pristine ancient forest*
*builds thousands upon thousands of identical Barrat newbuilds*
*area floods with lower middle class twats and their hellish brood*

Ah yes perfect

>>77984868
haha easy pal, i asked where! don't want the blokes thinking im some weird 4chan user now ha

>>77984727
*takes it off and leaves it in my room*
*mummy doesnt realise a thing*

>>77984895

Supply and demand lad.

Agents and landlords love not building enough homes cos then their rental and house pricing goes through the roof

>>77984895
actually what they should be doing is buying back houses for the council to rent out

>>77984924
was a beast with that back in the day

>>77984923

That's a boy

File: sweay pepe.jpg (38KB, 600x568px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x568px

>WOW anon u can type without looking at the keyboard!?
>WOW how do you know so many flags anon!?

>>77984869
I'd kill for those tankie legs babe

Will the housing bubble EVER burst lads? People just buy homes and expect to sell it for an extra 20k than what they bought it for. It just keeps going up and up and up. When will it end?

everyone should just rent like europe
i can't imagine being tied to some shitty town forever

File: 1500835104974.png (977KB, 1274x686px) Image search: [Google]

977KB, 1274x686px

>call of duty in 2017

need an £80k job in London, a nice 2 bed in Hampstead and a BMW 7-series

>>77984948
yes that's a good use of taxpayer money (it isn't - it would be better if the council started building itself)

>>77984928
The green belt has enough room for 1.6m houses, we need to build 300,000 per year to bring the price down(50,000 were built last year)

>>77984983
not with a bang, but a whimper

I imagine all these 20 year olds lamenting about house prices in /brit/ on a saturday night are insufferable irl

>>77984999
>7 series
>not an merc S class or jag XJ

alri deano

raise the capital gains tax on property investments
build hundreds of thousands of new, medium density estates everywhere
simples

>>77984977
iktf lol

>>77985038
is the implication of this 'mmick pic that these things all make you fat

>>77985045
Yes let's talk about something else

how do people actually afford houses in this country.

assuming banks will only lend 5x net salary, someone earning £50,000 will only be eligible for a loan on a £182,000 house. yet the average house price is £236,519 while the average net wage is only £21,000 p/a, thus restricting them to a house costing £105,000 of which there are barely any, and certainly not in areas where the wages would be meeting the UK average.

>>77985020
Or lower the demand by having fewer people in the UK. Now how could we lower the number of people in the UK...?

>>77985050
>S class or jag XJ
alri can't pick all good choices but the 7 series is lovely and angular. BMW really did well this time

>>77984997
just feel a bit nostalgic

british people are fucking ugly

>>77985038
me on the pint but nowt else

>>77984933
Certainly there's an alarm in case of that happening

lol just build more homes lets not address the population problem.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ISLAND HAS A FINITE AREA? FUCK OFF RACIST

(We should also ban buy-to-lets)

File: 1501611500156.jpg (29KB, 500x364px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 500x364px

>>77984977
>if you know so much about geography anon, tell me what the capital of FINLAND is then haha
a normie once said this to me

>>77985078
personally I'm waiting for my parents to pass on their property to me

>>77985038
Is that a small foamy beer?

Driving in Britain is such a dreary experience now. There are far too many cars on the road. I remember when i visited years ago, people didn’t actually drive their cars. They just parked them in the driveway and buffed them up once every week or so. About twice a year they would “get the car out” those were the words they used, like that in itself was a big event. Then they'd drive off to visit family in East Grinstead or have a trip to someplace like Brighton or Eastbourne, and that was about it, apart from the buffing.

>>77985111
ah yes let's just make everything worse because you're a mong

>>77985071
do you have a nice willy

>>77985078
I work in a bank and most first time buyers I see are given their deposits by mummy and daddy

>>77985079
*burps, stella droplets being sprayed all over my laptop covered in peanut dust*
gettt them fuckin pakis out m8

carl of swindon

*tries to close the social divide*
*it gets worse than ever*

haha whoops xxx

force the darkies to live underground, leave are forrests alone

>>77985089
fair enough haha use the type 99 or type 100 haha

>>77985140
Dunno
It's as long as my hand (7.5") but it's curved downward and I still have my foreskin

>>77985134
I don't like how most British streets are far too narrow and you have everyone's car parked on the curb outside their terraced house.
God forbid you're driving down the road and another car comes towards you from the other direction. Got to pray someone has gone to the shops so one of you can move your car into the space to make room

>>77985131
enjoy that 40% inheritance tax, you'll have to sell up just to pay the bill.

File: 14577098815380.jpg (61KB, 640x540px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x540px

just rent

File: 1465055944751.jpg (320KB, 1060x1600px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 1060x1600px

wouldn't mind a tights gf

>>77985211
oh no deary you're supposed to evade that

>>77985202
>i want more parking everywhere
no space mate

>>77985198
sounds decent (not gay)

>>77985211
first £325k are tax free

>>77985265
>>77985265
>>77985265
>>77985265

File: 1497884786379.png (2MB, 816x684px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 816x684px

Landlords, tarquins, your day will come

>>77985242
>smoking
grim

>>77985038

Is dat sum bubbletea

Aw yis

Unless you live in a bumfuck town in the countryside there's literally no reason to need a car

>>77985144
i thought so. i'm mid twenties and i know people who were travelling for a year straight after uni then showing off their mortgaged flat in a trendy area within a few months of getting back.

>>77985247
It gets the job done

>>77985244
if you inherit the property you'll have to pay it
your rents will start selling it and putting the property in your name 7 years before they die

just came to titfucking porn