/brit/

cara

danish colonisation

test post please ignore

>The results, published in the journal Human Reproduction Update, showed a 52.4 percent decline in sperm concentration and a 59.3 percent decline in total sperm count among North American, European, Australian and New Zealand men.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sperm-count-dropping-in-western-world/

The sperm count isn't dropping, either. We are doomed

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The Arms of of the great House Of May

These MCs and rappers wanna chat 'bout their syllables. And their multis and their similes. And all that shit, then I come through with my ABCs

want an australian friend

>>77974785
>the sperm count isnt dropping, either
im a fucking retard

the decrease isn't stopping*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

>>77974808
hi :)

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Sooner or latter God's gonna cut you down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

want an australian enemy

>>77974798
is that really real? It looks like some 1990s RPG videogame shit

unironically consider myself a tortured genius who will either one day make it big or get revenge on society through serial killing

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>>77974798
ms paint tier

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am only 5'8 so I have to drive crossovers cos I cant see the road

brother refuses to buy ice cream sandwiches

>>77974840
fuck you

>>77974828
changed my mind, don't want one anymore

*goes to costco*
*doesnt buy anything*
*just takes some samples*

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anyone see that Aussie get fucking bodied in the 10,000m?

>>77974766
You can fit 1 month's shopping in a Focus or Corsa easy.

got bare gash tryna succ

>>77974861
can't get ice cream sandwiches here, or maybe I'm not looking hard enough

>>77974842
>>77974848
That's the one they have on Wikipedia, here's another version

found out that women who are more promiscuous are more likely to have gay sons

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/littlefinger-says-jon-and-sansa-have-new-potential-on-game-of-thrones_us_57743b44e4b0cc0fa1366acf

>Gandalf has also been pictured wearing a watch while wielding a sword in “LOTR.” This could mean they both have some kind of common system going on, but while I can’t vouch for Gandalf, I could see straight away that my picture, while well executed, was very obviously mocked up from an image from the opening sequence of “Dark Knight Rises.” That’s where the hands and watch come from — they’re mine, but from something else. They even threw in a belt that wasn’t there and besides, I’ve never worn a watch in real life, so that could never have happened anyway.

>>77974878
couldn't fit it in our Clio with the amount of food we eat and the disgusting amount of alcohol my parents drink

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hPoOOhXg-k

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>>77974842
>>77974848
>>77974890
lol

>>77974824
I will watch the 45 minute documentary this is from now, if you wanted to know

>>77974903
you should tell mummy and daddy to stop the drinkypoos, its bad for their tumtums

eating a ready meal ironically

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might get one of those meme slick city cars that can park anywhere and fit everywhere

getting my daily dose of Kraut And Tea and Mouthy Buddha

>clio

the runt car

>>77974920
seen it already

>>77974935
they don't listen to me
they pretend to care but I'm not sure they do

>>77974940
Got a Clio sport, pick up slags in it all the time

want an australian bumboy

>>77974940
umm sweety clio rs is peng

>>77974969
actually rented one for my summer hols

was a pretty decent car

>>77974969
picking up your mum isnt anything special mate

>>77974969
get a forklift if you want to pick up slags.

>>77974903
Why would you own a Clio? If you have money to own a car in the UK you can afford a compact rather than a subcompact.

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

>>77974940
they're by far the best built hatchbacks in terms of interior quality
t. test drove a fiesta, corsa, polo, and clio

watching Train to Busan

>>77975009
don't need a big car but I'm hoping I get a new job and with that I'll get a bigger car because the commute is longer

GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA

*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*

BOLLOCKS

esoteric lyric posting is the pinnacle of /brit/

>>77975017
schizophrenic?

>>77975017
virgin?

real men dont just shave their face

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wtf

I thought the Speaker was supposed to be based

What's this shit?

As the flames rose to her Roman nose. And her Walkman started to melt

reckon Youtube's censorship policies will end up backfiring on them and lead to the creation and rise of a new video sharing site for political and controversial content

>>77974785
There's oestrogen in the water, plastics, everything. Men today have 1/3 the test men 1000 years ago did. Probably 1/5 that of people 10000 years ago. Ancient man was strong

>>77975057
He's Jewish, hence the LGBT flags

>>77975057
is that a fucking Guitar Hero coat of arms?

>>77974963
start smashing daddy's things

>>77975057
I've been in his gaff Tbh, seen his crest and everything

was bretty nice

theres a BASTARD in the thread

naught seen a 'dora post in a while

NEED an anglophile yank gf who was willing to settle for me because australian is close enough to british

>>77975041
What are you thinking of? I'm gonna buy aa car in the next couple weeks when I head back to Trumpistan

>>77975057
>PRIDE motto
>two fucking scimitars

Diverse as fuck

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>>77974937
hate how wimpy and weak they are
bring me some old fashioned Japanese compact superturbo cars

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>>77975057
>two seaxes

/ourguy/

>>77975072
doubt it
youtube is so big no one would switch to anything else
there are multiple ones that have popped up and they get fraction of a percent of the views youtube gets combined

>>77975110
Aussies are preferred over Brits ime as far as males are concerned.

>>77975123
These are shitboxes you see when you drive into povertyholes in the north

>>77975112
really don't have a clue yet

>>77975110
*waltzes past, being all british like, your girl's eyes on me*
alright luv
*she stutters y-yes while you start to get irritated*
haha nice
shame you're a bloody yank though, stick with that aussie
*walks off whistling while she wets herself*

>>77975057
it's a reference to the Fancy Boots from the 2006 Runescape update you fucking retard

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>I don't snort cocaine on the reg

>>77975072
people have been grumbling about migrating to a different video sharing site in the face of bullshit youtube policies for almost a decade and it's never actually happened

just pegged the washing out

>>77975072
What, you mean sites to spew hate against Islam, blacks, and generally anyone non white? Those views aren't as popular as you believe.

gf just pegged me out

just got pegged

>>77975123
it's the the curves, the roundness
it has stripped cars of all character
>>77975141
still looks better than the vw blob posted above

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pegginflo

Stop talking about politics you fucking cretins

>>77975077
tfw use sistema tupperwares/water bottles
i will be investing in a water filter too.

i also avoid soy and wash all my veggies and rice and shit before i eat them.

*drinks 15 cans of stella*

>>77975146
Alri well gl in the job search.

Significantly high on opiates lads

>>77975212
wow that was fast

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>>77975057
>John Bercow has decided to give his marriage 'one last chance' after his wife Sally's astonishing affair with his cousin.
>Friends of the Commons Speaker have revealed for the first time how he dealt with the shock of discovering in May that Sally had had a relationship with lawyer Alan Bercow.
>The affair progressed so far that Alan, 57, even moved into the Bercows' £1.2 million flat in Battersea, South London, while the Speaker was away campaigning in his Buckingham constituency.
>After Alan ended the relationship and returned to his wife, just before the affair came to light, John's friends say that the 13-year union 'teetered on the edge of divorce' for weeks as the Bercows embarked on a trial separation.
>Sally was left alone in the flat while the Speaker stayed in his grace-and-favour Commons apartment. The couple's three children were forced to shuttle between their estranged parents.
>However, after Sally complained that she found living by herself 'excruciatingly lonely', Mr Bercow decided last month to give her a final chance – on the understanding that she never strays again.

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It's loyalty, then.

>>77975057
>As a young activist, Bercow was a member of the right-wing Conservative Monday Club, becoming secretary of its immigration and repatriation committee

>ALL ARE EQUAL

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77975232
uh-uh ordaaahh ordaaahhh

>>77975212
ever notice how your flag's cross is slightly off-centre on the y axis?

>>77975226
ahaha

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>>77975232
>The affair progressed so far that Alan, 57, even moved into the Bercows' £1.2 million flat in Battersea, South London, while the Speaker was away campaigning in his Buckingham constituency.

>However, after Sally complained that she found living by herself 'excruciatingly lonely', Mr Bercow decided last month to give her a final chance – on the understanding that she never strays again.

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Bikes are maximally patrician

>>77975264
yes, it's on purpose

little scandinavian touch

>>77975077
xenoestrogens can't be processed by the body so they just get flushed out
>>77974785
sperm counts are decreasing because everyone's fat and unhealthy

>>77975232
shambolic

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>>77975272
slow your roll

>>77975232
wew, cucked beyond recognition

Manlets man, they got it rough.

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In the deep dark hills of the front page of /int/
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a page 10 thread
You will never leave /brit/ alive

>>77975232
he should've kicked her out like the useless harlot she is

BTS desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOuhvBJqKVY

business idea: Father Ted Baneposting

like a nu-male

cucked for the very first time

what's your discogs collection worth lads?

for me:
>Min €700.49 Med €1,563.80 Max €3,204.57

business idea: do one

just had a think lads

i grill chicken daily on my cast iron pan. probably giving myself cancer desptie my obstensibly healthy life style.

:(

>>77975321
>sperm counts are decreasing because everyone's fat and unhealthy
nice research

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>>77975357
TWO PLANES

>>77975321
Yes good...ignore the hormones in everything you consume....test is plummeting? Skinny men are even more frail? It's just the obese people dragging the average down...yes...

>>77975382
get a ceramic pan

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>>77975232
this is his cousin that she cheated with. what the flying fuck

>>77975382
what's wrong with cast iron

>>77975077
There just isn't a need to be strong in today's society.

>>77975404
fairly certain the EU banned the use of hormones on animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2wuOfwyRk

starting to ponder if he might be stripping off specifically for the camera
the excuse used to be that it was warm, he was "cooling off", but now hes in underwear even if its pissing it down outside

think hes getting a kick out of it

>>77975444
too bad about that brexit huh?

>>77975419
don't understand women tbqh

>>77975420
it makes the chicken very hot and grilled, which involves burning it and creating carcinogens.
>>77975408
think its more to do with the fact that i grill it at high temperatures than the pan itself.

though cast iron pans are better for grilling.

>>77975404
great argument really convinced me

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>>77975460

>>77975455
Because once we're out, we have to do the opposite of everything the EU does?

>>77975419
probably hung

>>77975468
oh fucking everything is a carcinogen, just eat it and hope that when you get cancer they'll have come up with a proper cure

>>77975404
the reason there's more weak people around today is that we've cured basically every mainstream disease apart from cancer, so child mortality rates are very low
those that would normally not survive 200 years ago now can survive

>>77975455
if we had voted to Remain, every single flag on /int/, /sp/ and /pol/ would have bantered and bullied Brits for being cucks forever. wouldn't have been able to stand it.

that is a good enough reason for the Leave vote winning tbqh

>>77975475
The hat says ally but the eyes say predator.

>he thinks by the time we're 80+ that assisted dying pills won't be available over the counter

>>77975510
>in tory britain
nah, not likely

*gets hanged*

>>77975510
*downs the whole bottle in one go*

>>77975520
the same tory britain that legalised gay marriage?

>>77975510
>it's the same as the late-term abortion pill but instead of shoving it up your twat, you swallow it

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>>77975378
$14.99 a month

no bully

>>77975488
no but burnt food is actually carcinogen, unlike idk what else people claim to be 'chocolate or tea or milk' etc.

>>77975468
It's red meats that contain the prerequisite (cyclicamines) to carcinogens you mong - chickens fines

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I can honestly understand why it's over
I can go through the motions of walking away
I can give you the key and take my things back
I can find plenty things to fill my days

But I don't know how not to think about you
When it's late at night and quiet
And I know that I ought to be the one who is strong and just moves on
But I probably turn down your road, knock knock on your door
Fall back in your arms, wake up in the morning
Hating myself for the way that I can't help the way I still want you

>>77975554
yeah thats right
censor youre horrible ugly bastard face

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>>77975554
>GY!BE
>Animal Collective
hello /mu/

>>77975537
>comparing cameron's tory party to theresa may's tory party

>>77975537
tories won't legalise drugs and won't legalise suicide

they're the 'no fun allowed' party. they only allowed benders to do their thing because benders are actually quite powerful (looks up the sponsors of gay pride events and sees investment banks and major MNCs)

ITT: its exactly 8 seconds ago

ITT

>>77975321
Xenoestrogens are evrywhere mate, in cosmetics for example (especially shampoo)

Problem is that when it goes into your skin, it goes directly (pretty much) into your blood

>>77975554
first day listening to alternative music mate?

/brit/ isn't worth the paper it's printed on

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You arrive in the United Kingdom in the current year.

>>77975444
Who cares about animals? If you eat a meal out of a plastic wraping, you'll eat xenoestrogens

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just watched the leaked ep4 cause I'm a dirty thieving scumbag haha

>>77975628
good initiative, will improve unit cohesion and morale

glad the UK has a modern fighting force able to take on any challenge

>>77975583
>no bully
it's not me anyway rude man

>>77975585
>>77975625
Yeah I'm relatively new to to the whole concept of listening to music other than dadrock, give me something to listen to to stop internet strangers from bullying me please

>>77975677
>>77975616
your body can't process xenoestrogens
they have no effect on you

fuck OFF CUNT

/brit/-life hack lad here

if you want to be clear of chemicals use the following products:

Ecover washing up liquid and detergent for washing clothes (the latter is a bit shit 2bh)
'Simple' soap
OGX shampoo
Bionsen deoderrent
Either Kingfisher or Euthymol toothpaste (former is better 2bh)
and use Sistema tupperwares/water bottles.

avoid soy (i think soya sauce is actually not that bad though as compared with like tofu or soy-enriched foods).

avoid red meats

favour scombroid fish over larger fish (especially tuner and swordfish)

wash your vegetables and rice.

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>>77975628

>>77975719
Okay, then where did you find this? Genuinely interested

>>77975718
thought that was the australian flag

stopped drinking water when I found out it was a chemical lads
life's been significantly better

>>77975718
listen to Riot Grrl. Start with Bikini kill, move onto L7, then try some Riot Grrl Revival with White Lung

If you don't like any of that then you're beyond saving

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>Men are romantics who pretend to be cynical while women are cynics who pretend to be romantic

How true is this?

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______ _____, _'_ ___

>>77975733
will do literally not a single one of these you wretched whore

>>77975772
this
I only consume vodka now because it's natural

>>77975785
>tfw will never live life on easy mode (blonde woman)

>>77975772
fuck off dickhead, its the harmful chemicals like triclosan or polyethylene glycol that you don't want to be repetiviely putting in your mouth and over your pores

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What books you lot reading then?

>>77975795
*watches your endocrine system fail and your oestrogen skyrocket*

enjoy dying in your 40s and having transgendered kids.

stopped thinking since i realised neurotransmitters are chemicals lads.

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>>77975736

>>77975854
too depressed to read

>>77975854
Just read The Eys of the Dragon by Stephen King

Okay book

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>>77975785
phwoar need her to operate on me

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>>77975854

>>77975854
cant read

*uses normal shampoo and detergent*
*uses colgate toothpaste*
*uses regular tupperware*
*eats tofu and processed food with lots of soy*
*remains perfectly healthy*

ah yes

Any spotify man in?

>>77975890
um, not really hun xxx

>>77975890
>*eats tofu and processed food with lots of soy*
bender

>>77975855
dont care but to the extreme

shit lads I think oxygen might be a chemical, running a few tests but in the meantime any decent alternatives?

Eating noodles lads

>>77975910
tofu can be pretty good 2bh

Can't wait until every field in britain is filled with lush, superior GM crops

(not joking)

>>77975890
see
>>77974785

eating rye bread and some choco nussa

quality of these threads has been complete shite
change this immediately

Anyone here ever saved someones life?

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https://open.spotify.com/track/4SMolANNc0VoO1lhtYVX9Z

>>77975959
be the change you want to see

>>77975961
yeah

>>77975959
if i could remove australians i would mate

might do 50 ug 1p-lsd now and play minecraft and then 50 ug later at my mates
thoughts?

>>77975961
*stops you from using that commercial shampoo*

whoa..that was a close one. no need to thank me

>>77975959
needs less anime

>>77975961
saved yours when I didn't pull out lmao

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Fires did a lot of damage

>>77975990
complete waste

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>>77975990

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>>77975961
yeah

>>77976005
yer da's a bender

ever been chucked out of a pub/nightclub?

>>77975961
ye, I'm a DJ

midge.

>>77976026
well done for paying for their bosses holiday

>>77976006
not trying to get too trippy today, just a bit of an enhancement

>>77976042
yeah thanks for asking

>>77976042
yes

I think the West needs to adapt to the 21st century, and change. Much more progress is needed. We can't hope to be a modern and forward-thinking dynamic world if close-minded people want to stay in the past with outdated ideas and 'traditions'.

>>77976059
Heyyy so how did you second experience with weed go?
Wanted to die again?
Shame you didn't

>>77976042
rather not say

>>77976042
no I'm a good boy

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thoughts?

>>77976057
>>77976026

oh should have pointed out it was a blood donation

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Why are brits so creative? Outdone by only Italians imo.

>>77976077
>>77976081
go on

>>77976082
fuck off cuckold

and then, i took some COCAINE
and then some SPEED
and then some ACID
and then i drank 15 CANS OF STELLA

>>77976131
15 CANS OF STELLA

PINTS
FOOTY
PINTS

>>77976150
*acid bassline kicks in*

>>77976157
PINTY
FOOTS

>>77976109
got done for sniffing charlie in a cubicle with deano lol x

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>>77976157

Just made broccoli soup

has the man kicked the ball yet?

>>77976157
love it

>>77976203
fat pig

When is the community shield?

Heem a leftist

Calmly reply to a Rorke.

and i stayed until monday night

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Meet the swole left

I'm a stupid useless boy

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>>77976217

ordered a big syringe to use as an enema because apparently the bulb ones suck back

>>77976304
they do suck back, if you squirt the entire bulb in then it doesn't matter though

>>77976303
NEED to shag a thick bimboey brown chick

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>>77976304
Don't care

>>77976304
just use a bottle of water

>>77976300
good for him

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>>77976339
ahh yes, yank culture

>>77976303
god imagine the smells that accumulate between those buttocks....

divine

watched the muslim documentary and I don't like them

>>77976339
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Worst day ever

>Head out for my laser session
>Realise I left my train pass and wallet at home
>Can't go back because I don't have a key
>Run to my uncles to lend a tenner
>Less than 40 minutes to my appointment so I need to run
>Bought my coat so I'm sweating like mad
>Get to ticket barrier and realise I must have dropped my train tickets back on the train
>Run back, preventing it from leaving for the depot
>Train driver mad
>Find tickets
>Laser session is with a different woman
>Heading back home now but I can't use this time while everyone is out to play Persona

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>>77976334
Don't talk like them you nonce

>>77976357
the ol' HIV victim squat.

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Tonight is a night for Bloody Marys I think

psytrance is pretty good

>>77975419

power and influence > looks

A drunken tribute to British musical excellence

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/hehrcwl1oi97b4szqpb

Might start microdosing cocaine

>>77976435
your virus 404s

>>77976401
always wanted the source for this

>>77976396
assumed you would give up with the tranny gimmick after a few months 2bh

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>>77976412
That drink is for lads who sit down to pee

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/hehrcwl1oi97b4sz
>>77976445

That work?

>>77976396
very much enjoyed this
continue posting

>>77976449
it's me

>>77976396
No one cares about that. Can you tell us what happened in court

>>77976339
*smacks big lips together*
dayyumm, she got that back you know what im saying baka

>>77976412
only nice in the morning (better with a hangover too)

>>77976456
>not sitting down every now and then for a treat

Things brainlets love:
>nofap
>cold showers
>microdosing

wouldn't expect any less from danelad

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>when your nature looks like it was burnt down for the past thousand years and people still have the audacity to call it beautiful

>>77976456
>>77976483
no and no

>>77976442
i take at least 2 grams twice a week. i always end up on a fucking mad one since i always have about 20-30 cans of lager over the two day bender

>>77976530
How do you afford it

>>77976516
It's an aboriginal beauty

GOD I WISH I could see you now
To fiiiiiiix ot uuup make it up soooomehow

>>77976516
Looking at some pictures of Victoria, looks rather nice

Wee wee poo innit

>>77976453
Been over a year now

Laser isn't getting the tough spots, might switch to electrolysis soon

>>77976463
Thanks

>>77976469
I hung around for 5 hours before my solicitor called me in, told the sheriff that there obviously isn't enough time left in the day to run my trial so let's adjourn

That's it

I was in court for like 5 minutes
Only up side is a that I wasted the witnesses time too

Poo

>>77976445
Pls respond

>>77976564
victoria is as good as it will ever get

don't care about nationalities or european ethnicities

a goyim is a goyim no matter where he's from

>>77976545
i have a job

might become an olympic gold medalist

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>>77976609
Not your personal blog fuckhead

>>77976601
>mangina: the image

Going on a runt hunt gonna catch a big one

>>77976609
goyim is plural

>>77976635
Looks like you and me are the only ones ITT who aren't NEETshits

Might treat myself to more girl clothes

>>77976679
shut up you paki bender

>>77976670
>Replying to yourself with a proxy
Sad!

Tomato juice lads

>>77976677
Going on a paki hunt but they're all small fry

>watching nothing to declare
>CRIKEY MATE, looks like we have some non-australian shoes here, BIG risk to australia's natural flora and fauna, that'll be a $220 fine there mate

what the FUCK is the problem with aussies

>>77976716
Ah yes, knew there was this one thing I absolutely couldn't live without

congrats!

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>>77976679
I have a full time job, a house, and go out every weekend

*Filters the dysfunctional tranny*

ever been in a fight?

>>77976744
Yes

League 2 football in ultra HD or Persona 5?

Turns out mum is home

>>77976772
Thank you, Proxies aren't an easy feat !

>>77976781
>the dysfunctional tranny
bit redundant

>>77976783
yes thanks for asking

>>77976783
Punched a kid in the nose when I was 5
Made him bleed so the school had to meet my parents thinking my father beat me

>>77976779
>have a full time job
Some kind of jungle farmer

>a house
Jungle tree house

>and go out every weekend
Fucking gorillas and drinking from coconuts

>>77976781
he keeps changing his trip so i gave up, my mind just automatically filters his rambling nonsensical posts anyways

Do a new

Leafnam BTFO

yaaas guurl slay

>>77976850
Filter the name

>>77976836
monica don't take them on, you're bigger than that sweetheart xx

>>77976836
Fucking C U N T

Haha, got'em

>>77976878
no one says this in the UK do they? you arent THAT yankified are you?

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what's the name of this mobster crab suggesting I leave town by midnight before I get the snibbedy?

>>77976878
>>77976926
what the fuck does that mean

>>77976951
>>77976951
>>77976951
>>77976951

>>77976949
>>77976949
>>77976949
NEW

>>77976949
>>77976949
>>77976949
NEW

Lonely

>Fucking gorillas and drinking from coconuts

fucking brutal, vietnam lad cannot show his face here anymore