>France share a common border with Brazil

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Does that means that the most powerful country in South America is France?

>Brazil has borders

I wish our country was like Australia.

I don't like any of our neighbours

>>77968357

>implying there are actual French people there

>>77968403
>>77968441
UMA

>>77968403
I wish your country had borders too because it seems that a lot of nignogs want to get welfare and free childbirth/medical services

You should annex French Guiana tbqh

>>77968357
>france already lost clay to Brazil
>frace was expel from Brazilian water and can't fight there anymore

You know your country has being cucked, when lost to Brazil.

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>>77970558
>fight
>fish
shit.

Never forget!

Does anyone here has a 100% win rate in wars?
I do!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

>>77970558
Brazil won all its wars, after all

>>77970694
You are welcome to come here, and join the party.

Come home white men.

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>>77970478
DELICIA

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>>77968403
>>77968441
>>77970478
>>77970558
>>77970604
>>77970656
DELICIA

>>77970604
BRASIL STRONK

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>common border with France

>>77970888
oh, come on, we never invaded you or something

>>77970558
>>77970604
>tfw we got fishing permit
>tfw we send a boat called "fucking"
French'd

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>common border with France

>>77970944
>Fishing authorization granted to French Lobster fishing boats for 5 years, providing a portion be given to Brazilian Lobster fishermen
>providing a portion be given to Brazilian
Thanks for the hard work man, we appreciate.

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>common border with dagos and d*tchies

>>77970944
>tfw we send a boat called "fucking"

What?

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>>77968395
Not so fast:

>>77971044
>brazilians complained about the french because americans told them to do it
no spine
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>>77971085
pétrolier ravitailleur d'escadre La Baïse

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>common border with France

>>77971115
Nop, America actually wanted us to let you fish here. We told them to fuck off.

Still, you are welcome to come and fish in my farm here in south brazil.

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>>77971115
lmao

>>77971195
>common border with krauts

>>77971110
well, I guess it means France is indeed the most powerful country in S.America

>>77970903
>we never invaded you or something
>>77971226

>>77971290
nah, I mean we never invaded your part of the island

>>77971259
>most powerful
Define powerful...

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>>77971308
>the island
Aren't there any movements to merge the two parts of the Island into one?

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>>77971323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6wi8nDJhU

>>77971259
>this delusion

>>77971456
We do have stored nuclear bombs. Germany give the tech to us back in the cold war days.

>>77971479
What's the most powerful country in S.America, then?

>>77971510
>Germany give the tech to us back in the cold war days.

Still wondering why we never nuked them

>>77971538
And who will protect you fro the commies?

>>77971610
this shithole is already full of commies, btw

Hopefully, they will go die there en masse, remembering good ol' Eastern Germany

>>77971653
We will at least take you down with us desu

>>77971754
Don't know, I don't want to die/leave my country

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>>77971517
Perù

>>77971838
based peruANO

>>77968357
Bonsoir neighbourino

Hello, we also share a border with a French Nation

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>>77971768
>I don't want to die/leave my country
You dont need to, the countries will change while we are still inside of them.

>>77971944
eh?

>>77971945
don't make me feel, cunt

>>77971945
#banAssaultTrucks

>>77971981
Chad

>>77971981
I hope this isn't offensive but if you remember the Afghan footage of 9/11 terrorists learning on Flight Simulator 2000 it would be really funny if these Islamist terrorists used Euro Truck Simulator

>>77971981
>don't make me feel, cunt
;_;

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>>77972132
God tier post.

>>77971945
this is very rude

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>tfw no common border with france

>>77972355
>spend the thread hurling abuse at Brazil as a country
>mere suggestion of a light-hearted joke by german and you have a broken heart
You are horrendously vain

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>>77972355
S-sorry

>>77972406
>finn wanting a common border with us

I'm flattered but...why?

>>77972475
we have 1000km border with russia

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>>77968357
Here is the bridge between France and Brazil. Don't know if Brazil is left or right

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>>77972544

>>77972686
Does this matter?
:3

US and UK should have taken all of France's foreign territory in exchange for WW2 liberation

>>77968357

what a marvelous job you've done in that territory, heh?

>>77972837
lmao fuck off

>>77968403
we have a good deal
we dominate the only country we have a border with economically, linguistically, militarily, and culturally

As invasões francesas ao Brasil registram-se desde os primeiros tempos da colonização portuguesa, chegando até ao ocaso do século XIX.

Inicialmente dentro da contestação de Francisco I de França ao Tratado de Tordesilhas, ao arguir o paradeiro do testamento de Adão e incentivar a prática do corso para o escambo do pau-brasil (Cæsalpinia echinata), ainda no século XVI evoluiu para o apoio às tentativas de colonização no litoral do Rio de Janeiro (1555) e na costa do Maranhão (1594). Até meados do fim do século XVI a posição de domínio dos franceses na costa setentrional (o que lhes garantia a entrada para a conquista da maior bacia hidrográfica que se conhece dentre todas as existentes) e do extremo leste do continente era muito sólida, com nativos aliados a si prestes a atacar a principal vila exportadora dos portugueses (Olinda). O jogo só começa a virar contra os franceses quando Portugal entra na União Ibérica, e vencem decisivamente os bretões e normandos nas proximidades da zona potiguara, onde os avanços não param as custas das perdas francesas e nativas. Para se ter uma ideia a aliança franco-tupi era tão forte que foi muito mais fácil vencer os colonos franceses diretos na zona guarani costeira e na zona da reentrância maranhense.

I wish we're French

>>77974264
>wanting to be french pussies
Now I know why brazilians are so retarded

>>77974632
>brazilians
Come on, he is just one single fucking guy.

>>77974632
If you compare France to Portugal, France is much better

HDI france: 0.897
Portugal:0,843

Don't you think Brazil will be a developed country already if we're colonized by france

>>77977607
>France is much better
>Shows HDI
At least Portugal isnt getting raped by rapefugees and having terrorist attacks everyday (by what I know).

At least you weren't colonized by the fucking spanish. Though I prefer the spanish to the fucking french. If the french colonized you, you would still be a shithole like French Guyana.

Keep sucking Pierre's dick, faggot.

>>77977607
Greater Haiti

>>77978059
>huuur duuur Haiti is the only French colony!

>>77978085
go suck Ahmed's dick faggot

>>77978052
Brazil would have his independence in 1804 like Haiti

France are only attacked everyday because they colonised North Africa

Who knows what will happen if the French colonized us instead of Portugal

>>77977607
Oh it's you again
Gonna post your maps next?

>>77978279
Nice english

They colonized North Africa and also fucked it up (look at the Algerian massacre).
But we get it, you love to suck a French dick.

>>77978297
>Mexicans are arabs
French education

At least we spics aren't getting rapped by arabs everyday, unlike you frogs.

>>77978613
Yeah, you're a disgusting mix of moors and amerindians

>At least we spics aren't getting rapped by arabs everyday

No, instead you've got cartels, congratulations, I guess, you cunts

>>77978613
Why are you so angry???

>>77978722
Don't worry, just wait. France is getting worse everyday. It's just a matter of time until you get worse than us.

>>77978873
I never said France was a good country. I know France is dead. It is since 1789, actually.

Still, I won't let you insult it.

>>77978937
>hurr durr don't insult my cuntryy it hurts my feelings
This is why you French are known as pussies

>>77979070
>non-french people defend their country when others shit on it : wow, nice!
>french people defend their country when others shit on it : u pussy huuur duuur hijo de puta

Mexicans are dumber than niggers. I know why americans elected Trump, now.

>>77979070
>This is why you French are known as pussies
Good job at gobbling up American propaganda, Manuel. Call me back when Mexico conquers all of its own continent

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>>77978937
>France is dead
No. France is alive and well. Citizens who say the otherwise would be beheadeded.

>>77979173
>No. France is alive and well. Citizens who say the otherwise would be beheadeded.

Here is your average republicuck

>>77979173
*That's freedom of speech

>>77979202
You guys always see everything like the darkness reached our lands. It's not the end of the world yet.

>land border squabbles

absolutely lmao

>>77979257
>It's not the end of the world yet.

Presque, quand même.

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>>77970558

>>77979138
>Mexicans are dumber than niggers
Didn't you guys elected Macron? :^)

>>77979153
>Coming from Italy
Jajajaja

>>77979265
France stole Italian clay inhabited by peaceful Italo-Occitans at the end of WW2, I will not stand for it

>>77979331
I don't feel concerned, I didn't vote for him, my mental health is still stable.

>>77979293
I admit, but we have some spare time :)

>>77979375
So enjoy watching France getting rapped

>>77979331
>coming from a country that has been in a perpetual state of civil war and losing territory since its inception
lol

>>77979492
I stay home, not gonna be easy to watch them getting raped.

>>77979536
Don't you have a window?

>>77979606
I usually close the shutters

>>77979309
reddit fucking ruined polandball

>>77979696
that sucks

>>77979759
polandball is now a normie thing
look at fucking 9gag

polandball is dead now

>>77979818
Yea...it really does

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>>77979759
Reddit and this guy

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>france is blacker than brazil

>>77980145
fucking gringos
shit

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>>77980145
>>77980343
It doesn't stop there

>>77980381
>>77980145
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>77980145
>>77980381

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>>77968357
I just realized I can visit Paris just by crossing the border