/the irish scum deserve to die/ edition
>>77966770
fantastic post
sue
quite a rude edition imo
>>77966770
Maggots are having sex in your uncle's eyesockets
>>77966770
your uncle is never coming back
>>77966770
anyone that disagrees is irish
mean edition
>>77966790
yuzu
u
z
u
If there are any Irish posters or posters with Irish heritage, OP does NOT speak for all of /brit/
looking for the one
wonder what happened on 10/04/2017
Why the fuck are asian girls so cute
how the fuck am i supposed to get a white gf when they're so much cuter and softer
If there are any Irish posters or posters with Irish heritage, OP does speak for all of /brit/
>>77966842
True, he only speaks for the best part
>go to london
>all brits are short, fat, rat-faced, balding
>go to dublin
>all the irish are tall, slim, full head of ginger locks, model tier looks
Just accept that they're racially superior already
need a british bf
>>77966850
they really arent
>>77966869
>>77966863
FOY
>>77966849
>2017
>>77966877
Fuck me
can't decide if I want an iPad pro and an Apple Pencil now or if I want to get a new iPhone in a couple of months
drugs
>>77966894
Beg for it
>>77966861
my dad's Irish and my mum's English and you can see the difference between both sides of the family
the Irish are scum
my dad is scum
I AM SCUM
are sub saharan africans unironically THE slave race?
it seems like everything they've created was given to them
>>77966898
the runt dilemma
>>77966878
wish that was me getting married to that thicc cat
>>77966849
probably fuck all, but now she's got that permanently inked into her skin
fucking hate brainlet normies and their pretentious tattoos
>>77966883
fuck, I meant 2014 but was thinking about >the current year
>>77966917
'dora
>>77966907
good lad, must be tough being half irish
mdma best drug experience imo
psychedelics are hit and miss
cocaine is overrated shit
weed is just gay
>>77966912
*hands you a £40 chink lagdroid tablet and you start chewing on it happily*
good boy
Mo Farah is on the tech
he'll pop in 10 years off his blood passports when science finally discovers what mystery China-gear he's on
cap this post
>>77966943
for me, it's LSD.
>>77966944
the runt defence
>>77966950
all athletes are
>>77966976
*puts a finger over the opening of the tap and sprays water at the cat*
heheh
>could have been a superhuman species by now and been exploring the stars
>instead we're locked into wageslavery and midespread depression
how to win a world war but lose a civilisation 101
>>77966126
that's because Hanoi sucks shit
>>77966950
why do you hate an English Patriot?
1. you are not mandem
2. you are not gang
>>77967002
widespread*
>>77967002
you realise fascism would have us lying in ditches humping shit right? it's no good at making progress
Had a shit in my hostel sink
grime was never good
comment karma on reddit is gradually increasing
feeling my ego and self-worth expanding with every post
>>77967024
wrong
>>77966950
Is water also wet?
>>77967024
>realise fascism would have us lying in ditches humping shit right?
funnily enough many people still do that
huh............................
I need to go to Tesco at some point today.
>>77967038
wrong
need a dafne schippers gf
Why are irish posters so dumb? For example I remember seeing a poster on /pol/ saying that being physically attracted to children or looking at drawings warrants punishment such as cutting balls off and he had a million images of castration devices
imagine if every country on the world could just work together, as a race we'd be colonizing mars by now
>>77967051
right
never been on the dark web
is there anything actually interesting or is it just nonce rubbish and drugs?
>>77966898
Buy something useful instead like books
>>77967061
indeed
>>77967060
you know what they say about people in glass houses
Any good serial killer documentaries lads?
>>77967027
once pissed in the sink at KFC and threw one of those toilet block fresheners across the restaurant
i was a real badman when i was 18
>>77967061
is that supposed to be a good thing?
https://youtu.be/9CtVOxm0vOk
MOGG ARRESTED FOR NONCERY WHEN
>>77967061
liberal appeal to faith in the hope of salvation in space.
>>77966849
Birth of her third child
>>77967066
Drugs, kids and assassinations, all for sale
not a very nice edition
>>77967061
foy
>>77967061
>colonizing
fuck off yank
>>77967086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4VxIWXX4w
Can't Bogg the Mogg
>>77967061
>colonizing a useless rock
>no hot martian women to force into sex slavery
>no beautiful landscape to look upon in awe
>no new and delicious foodstuffs to bring back to earth and change our diets
>no exotic pets
What's the fuckin' point?
>>77967072
Can't believe nationalistic cucks, how can they be so narrow minded
>>77967084
>>77967093
>>77967114
>duhh advancement of the human race? no thanks I'd rather live on my shitty rock and fight other people on shitty rocks
>>77967101
>>77967103
>le american spelling meme
hhahah freakin EPIC bros, you told me xDDDD
>>77967114
when the sun turns into a red giant we can live happily on mars for a while longer than on earth
just typed up a long post and deleted it haha
why are people obsessed about >colonising le space xDD
these are the people who have a breakdown when you say aliens don't exist
>>77967061
all the countries worth a damn already work together
danelad do you have that urban planning infographic
tonight's threads
gonna be swimming in clunge
>>77967135
quick rundown?
>>77966770
>>77967133
No we can't.
>>77967142
which one? the japanese one?
danelad do you have that suicide planning infographic
>>77967129
have you ever read a book that didn't have a spaceship on the cover?
>>77967165
the one with creating more dense housing plots or some shit
britanon what graphic was it
danelad do you have that gf planning infographic
>>77967156
of course we can, mars is further away from the sun and will actually be more temperate when the sun starts swelling up and getting hotter
and then from mars we can plan our next great escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6l2py68WY4
anyone remember the planning infographio meme
In the late stages of the development of a new gimmick
>>77967206
don't speak italian sorry mate
>>77967145
Wtf did cavempt really make this?
They used to be so good
>>77967133
By then we'll be beings of pure energy who can move wherever we want as fast as we want by manipulating spacetime, live eternally and take any physical form we want
>>77967189
this one?
there's an owl hooting in one of the trees outside my room
hope he finds a m8
>have you ever read a book that didn't have a spaceship on the cover?
>>77967221
ah yes forgot about that
what if we travel not in space but in time...
>>77967228
no it's me
>>77967145
pink to make the boys wink
need a shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>77966898
the Deano dilemma
>>77967241
hope u find a m8 x
going to start a new game of civ and play it all day x
>>77967196
I to pray that Liberal Capitalism and its most holy of angels, the invisible hand of the free market will guide us to salvation in the sea of stars. truly she will reward her faithful with life everlasting though technology so wondrous even the most lowly of NEETs shall be a cybernetic demigod.
this is all true and must happen, my faith demands it.
>>77967253
ok
nerd
what if we don't give a shit because the sun has millions of years left and it's not our problem
The fuck is an apple pencil
>>77967251
Deano gets both, put it on the card mate
>>77966950
he's got vegan powers mate
take the red pill
>acid throwers can now be given a life sentence
>BBC news reports that abdul assim hakim was sentenced to only 1 month in prison for throwing acid, because his faith lead him not to know what he was doing
>>77967252
found you :o
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL
IT'S BACK
>>77967263
60 quid pencil with a light-up apple on the side
@77967274
*closes tab*
>>77967286
It's gonna move!
>>77967035
>tfw 40,579 comment karma
I'm just too funny
>>77967252
>>77967274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxt6nFvbUU
tea & crumpets for brekkie
>>77967225
looks good
want to see a woman naked irl
runts for breakfast
>>77967061
>colonizing
FOY
>>77967317
it's nice desu
>>77967269
dont think it mentions acid throwing in the koran.
theres plenty of evil shite in there but i not acid so what the fuck argument is that?
>>77967086
bloody hell she's got a conk on her ain't she
Surprised Mogg could even see the other lad
>>77967313
lol
*moves to london*
>Can't wait to start my career in this vibrant, lov
*gets acid thrown in face*
>>77967137
>the observable universe is roughly 93 billion light-years in diameter but aliens don't exist
brainlet detected
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose big chunks and bright hue through the perilous mart,
O'er the ramparts we shat, were so gallantly streaming?
And the customer care, the clerks working in there
Saw proof in the shite, that our pants were still there;
O say does that shart-bangled walmart yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
you arrive in western sydney
>>77967317
Have had a couple of girls strip off in front of me but both times I've been near blackout drunk so can't really remember what it was like
need to do a sober
Atlantis had a big war millions of years ago mate that's where UFO also came from but the Bible also doesn't tell the real full truth so it was lost in history then faded to dust. That's why we are behind but the hidden race among us know the full truth I only know parts from what It showed me.
>>77967340
>>77967269
>BBC news reports that abdul assim hakim
googled that but couldn't find the story
>>77967228
it's me I just read a funny post
have never posted on reddit, don't even have an account
footballs back lads
>>77967265
good point, gets it on the John Lewis finance scheme
>>77967332
almost like... the poster made the story up.. hmmmmmmm
>conspiracy theories are all fake
>>77967366
look at this hardman over here
>>77967150
just a rant about how the state of my life
>>77967353
so they stock shirts in your size then
>>77967378
yeh probs but wouldn't be surprised if it was true. muzzies are allowed to get away with all sorts by the left and the cuckolds in power.
>>77967342
possibility isn't proof
the universe is too big, the likelihoods far too low, the proof nothing but circumstance and sci-fi author masturbation. even if there is life out there its either too far for any contact, too advanced for too primitive for meaningful contact.
they might as well not exist and therefore don't in any relevant context.
I put as much faith in Aliens as I do angels
>>77967356
BBC wouldn't report the guy's name if its a paki one, only describe him as a 'British Citizen living in the Bradford area'.
>>77967384
who r u quoting??
Never called 999 in my life
>>77967397
only rape and child grooming, don't exaggerate
>tfw being poortherner
I want muslims to stop it!!!! it's not nice!!!!!!!
I tried to call 911 when I was a kid and prank call yank police but it just redirects you
>>77967407
I did once when I was a toddler
absolute banter merchant since day
Never had sex
>>77967398
do you know how big the universe is? stop making such idiot posts, it's incredibly unlikely we're the only sentient beings in the ENTIRE universe you delusional twat, get a grip.
Finish this sentence:
You know you're a porn addict when...
>>77967398
>aliens could exist but because you couldn't readily have a chat with them, they don't exist
ahh yes
Aliens exist and they are already here, but they move in dimensions unknown to us
only called 999 once when dad committed suicide and i found him the next day after a night out
>>77967421
sweetie please get down from your ivory tower, k? x
>>77967432
you're addicted to porn
me
It's honestly hilarious how Rightists claim Socialism has been tried.
>>77967432
you watch port compulsively
>>77967438
was he alright
>>77967421
fuck this 3D world
>>77967000
REOW
>>77967428
Woah literally me
Finished this sentence:
If I saw Ethiopialad walking down the road I would______?
Two separate UK shootings in the top 10 stories on the BBC
So glad the UK has strict gun laws
>>77967440
*does a poo in it*
>>77967440
*pours hydrochloric acid in*
>>77967464
heem him
>>77967432
You watch porn competitively
>>77967442
okay
>>77967432
you're diagnosed by a doctor
>>77967464
Kill him for his own good
just had some VERY nice emmenthal
>>77967438
why would you call 999 when he was obviously dead?
>>77967464
shake his ____?
>>77967432
You can recognise male pornstars just by the cock in POV scenes
>>77967465
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is laws
>>77967445
nice bone structure, could be a chad if he wasn't an anime nonce
Feeling a bit rough lads
>>77967486
gay porn addict maybe
>>77967440
veins
Isn't Ethiopialad a yank?
Vile.
>>77967480
good lad
hate that cunt
>>77967404
:^)
>>77967489
deluded poster, everyone looks attractive from that angle in good lighting
>>77967438
Horrific if true
When I top myself I won't do it where a family member will discover me
got a tonsil stone lads
want to get it out
what did Captcha mean by this
falling for a chaturbate model
>>77967402
Like when they covered up that fat bitch who faked 15 rapes.
>>77967510
just poke it out yourself you weak cunt
>>77967429
why does the size of the universe matter?
if anything that makes life even less relevant for us if its astronomically far away to the point either of us will have disappeared entirely without ever coming into any contact.
and travel across the universe is severely limited by natural laws. again I'd place more hope in extra-material beings since such travel would not be as limited by physical laws.
>>77967436
if a tree falls and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? and so on. who cares if they "exist" in that context, its little better than fantasy.
>>77967393
how dear you
>>77967482
who else do you call, the rubbish man?
>>77967458
He died in hospital a few days later
>>77967482
See above, who the fuck else would you call anyway?
>>77967511
n.... NNNOORRMIEE????? IN HEREE????? RREEEEEOOOOOOOOO WWWERROOOOOOOOOOOOO *rattles the bars of my cage violently* RRREEOOOODFNDOO.
>>77967464
you start recognising the houses they film in and also the gains the male stars have made over the years
>>77966770
Morning
Good edition
>>77967424
Wimp, I called Scotland Yard as a kid by accident.
Been subsisting on cigarettes coffee and benzodiazepenes for a few days now, poos haven't been too normal either
>why yes, I do think that earth is the only planet with appropriate conditions to accomodate sentient beings in this infinite universe
last night's /britgoingout/ crew had a great time at phonox, we planning saturday next week for our next event see you there xoyo
on the train
>>77967510
I get them all the time, get an oral irrigator and use it to clean out the holes behind your tonsils
>all the best posters in this british general are the non-british posters
anyone notice that pale ginger guy thats in a lot of porn scenes recently
Did a photo
>>77967540
Wouldn't mind having his creamy cum dripping from my mouth, y'know. Haha.
>>77967555
Where
>>77967540
would definitely suck/10
>>77967542
I thought u quit smoking...sad!
>>77967555
i'm ok
>>77967540
foreskin goes back on it's own?
>>77967523
Woah
>>77967459
Is that that anime film?
>>77967556
yeah I instantly close them and vomit into my bin
>>77967540
Wonder what made him aroused
>>77967555
was going to concoct a very snarky post in reply to this but I quickly remembered I genuinely dislike pretty much all UK posters in here
>>77967559
you gay?
>>77967547
cringe at the thought of several pasty spackers dancing and spewing gimmicks at each other
>it's a dribble on her cheek and choke her from behind
>>77967568
Grim
Would you like some acid with your crumpet?
>>77967521
>who cares if they "exist" in that context, its little better than fantasy.
because their existence and our ability to gain information from their existence are two different things. most people talk about the existence of aliens because of the vastness of space, the density of stars/planets and the likelihood of conditions being perfect twice. they're referring to the presence of life, not our ability to interact with it.
I'm a proud MGTOW
Is turtle about
>>77967558
haha he's got a very stiff tail don't he
>>77967546
this line of thought serves nmo purpose other than fantasy
lets say there is another planet with advanced life, millions of galaxies away.
so what?
it might as well not exist, as it only has any purpose in pure speculation and fantasy.
people can use the same arguments for God and so on.
but nerds love their aliens who will come down to save them from their boring lives if they pray hard enough.
POO ON MY SHOE POO ON MY SHOE GIMME TEN MINUTES TO POO ON YOUR SHOE WEE WEE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERRRRRRR PAKI POOOOOEY BUM WEE POOOOO
>>77967573
kimi no na wa, yeah i watched the english dub, it was really good.
>>77967591
Prefer MGMT
STEAK IN THE BOOT
>>77967591
good. stay away from us, hun
just got a match on tinder, first in about 2 months, and on the bio she unironically says "i have brain damage"
>>77967581
there is the odd reference like "that guy is a timothy james byrne in the making" but most of it isn't too nerd, probably becuase only the less spastic want to go out raving
>>77967586
proper fancy crumpets for breakfast now but there's none in the house
twat
>>77967591
don't think you can be alone in Britain
>>77967595
r u 12 or 13 and so on
>>77967606
ask her if she wants some more
>>77967595
a late entry but here it is ladies and gentlemen, the POTT (post of the thread)
>>77967606
>>77967595
Was literally just about to post this
screaming
>>77967588
my point is it is entirely based on faith and nothing else no matter how much rational you can throw out there, its all just speculation.
you have faith that aliens are out there being majestic and shooting lasers
I don't think that faith has any value.
there could very easily be zero life off of earth, or just microbes
>>77967616
snorting
give kids guns so they can stop school shootings
>>77967606
few of the lads and myself are good friends with this bird with MS because she's always up for a root. real trooper
>>77967628
Not
A
Word
>>77967613
can't tell if serious
>>77967635
V. Grim post
lads what do you actually do when you finish uni and get a job in a new place?
How do you make friends and stuff? I'm visualising my life a year from now and it's literally just me sitting in a studio flat in some unknown city, wanking, crying and wageslaving.
>>77967640
Cruel
>>77967640
>raw crumpets
grim
>>77967640
put nutella on it
>>77967594
I just think it would be pretty cool if consciousness wasn't actually rare, but yeah we can't know for sure.
why don't you think the conditions of earth are replicated anywhere else in the infinite universe?
>>77967650
>sitting in a studio flat in some unknown city, wanking, crying and wageslaving.
yes
>>77967650
it basically is how you describe
i'd suggest joining some sort of clubs, i.e. sports, so you can increase your social network
>>77967650
Very grim post
>>77967604
fuck off stacey
>>77967613
fuck off chad
>>77967656
they're toasted and buttered
mong
who eats raw crumpets
My girl she's a real crowd pleaser,
Your girl she a real Ebenezer,
Last night yeah I pulled out my dick bust a nut in her eye,
Now she lookin Chinese yeah
>>77967635
>>77967591
Based mgtow. How does it feel to be woke af
>>77967657
The dog?
>>77967035
>>77967311
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>77967674
You, apparently
>>77967628
He replied to me on /fit/ once on a question I had about women
>>77967683
Both
>>77967658
I'm not saying they aren't, because I don't know anything about the true nature of the universe, and neither does anyone else.
I just don't think there is life in any form relevant to us that would relieve our collective dread as a species.
there could very easily also be complex life in our solar system for all we know
>>77967606
Ask if she wants some fanny damage too
>>77967699
no there couldn't
>>77967640
Love boxers
Love crumpets with strawberry jam
Hate pakis
Simple as
NEW
>>77965257
>>77965257
>>77965257
>>77965257
>>77965257
>>77967708
Nancy boi
>>77967707
I doubt it, but we really have no idea.
our knowledge as a species is pathetically limited and narrow for all our grandstanding.
im back
>>77967628
The eclipse is on the 21st August though
Done a poo that just slid out my God if it doesn't smell
Hair's going grey
Being English is nothing to do with ethnicity and everything to do with;
>Doctor Who
>Fish and chips on a beach in Brighton
>Cups of tea
>Top hat
>Single mother daughter with a mixed race child
>>77967708
>love boxers
What's your take on the whole Amir Khan/Anthony Joshua thing then
>>77967718
badman
>>77967730
good
>>77967649
>>77967680
Wish I was joking. Her old man is the chairman of our hockey club and he invites us out on his yacht at the end of each season. His daughter always comes along and meets down deck for a few cheeky wristys and bjs
reminder that a black family who have lived in china for 50 years magically become chinese because reasons.
new thread NOW you fucking cunts
>>77967743
>wog 1 v wog 2
Aint caring bruv
>>77967758
is she fit
Don't Irish cunts have access to the internet? Or they sleeping off their hangovers?
>>77967758
Is she fit
>>77967743
are you a woman? who gives a fuck
>>77967785
Wish they didn't have access to potatos
>>77967758
is she fit
>>77967780
She's a solid 6 but always just cool and thankful after it all
>>77967743
aj would heem him
>>77967761
50 years? Yea probably
New thread needed
>>77967799
need pics of her
>>77967807
50 minutes you mean
Racist arsehole
>>77967799
need pics of her
New 404d, what do?
>>77967799
Fair enough
>>77967799
is she fit
watching: homestar runner
>>77967826
reductio ad absurdum, literal by definition non argument
>Thugs who throw acid can now be given a life sentence, even if they miss their victim
good 2bh
string em up i say
This is the life of a popstar!
I said hi to her and she said bonjour
>>77967848
bit racist lad
>>77967848
fuck off racist.
>>77967848
drumpf
i can identify as any race i want and you're a racist bigot if you disagree.
>>77967848
>thugs
sounds straight out of a dailymail article
>>77967856
>>77967862
samefag
whats this whole moped acid craze about eh
>>77967876
>>77967875
samefag
>>77967874
evening standard
Those shitskin Arabs turned it into craze
Need a new thread
nigs
>>77967887
>>77967888
>>77967891
here is the new m8s
>>77967878
anybody else need assistance?
Who here works in a bottleshop? It's destroying my soul. Piece by piece every shift.