This is it guys, im about to taste the full Australian experience.

>>77965405
Promite is better.

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This is actually good, what the fuck? I was expecting it to taste like shit, since everyone says its shitty.

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>>77965450
what the fuck?
you barely added any lmao
double it at least, you can probably barely taste it

>>77965467
My sister who came from Straya, told me to just add a little, but kay, did one with more, tastes like shit, too salty, thanks you fucker.

>>77965463
Also, i don't know if its because of the jerky, but it tasted a little too sweet for me, its good, but not worth the price.

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>>77965463
ive never seen this stuff in a supermarket here
its probably one of those things marketed just to foirgners for an "authentic australian experience" that is actually just cheap shit
only jerkys sold here are Biltong and Jack Links
Chinks are huge consumers of all that fake authentic crap so i'd expect it to be sweet

>>77965639
foreigners*

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Now for this, i hated it, goddamn, the texture feels kinda grainy.

>>77965463
>>77965662
Nobody in Australia eats this shit, what in fug

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>>77965672
Those are what my sister bought for me, don't blame me, blame her.

And finally this, felt too sweet, like i like the traditional liquorice, this one doesn't taste like it at all.

Only thing i really enjoyed was vegemite, but only when you put a little.
There is also some argie alfajors here, but im too full for then.

>>77965463
>>77965662
Ah, man. These were my favorite when I lived in Australia

>>77965672
salami sticks are popular, roo jerky not so much

>>77965432
Is that the disgusting honey looking shit

>>77965730
grape is better 2bqh

>>77965730
Never saw that brand or liquorice twists either.

She should have bought you things like cherry ripe, tim tams (overrated but johnny foreigner likes them), mint slice, lamingtons, anzac biscuits, wine, bundy rum....

This is some gypsy """Australian""" garbage she brought you there laddo.

Vegemite is tasty however, best on toast with some butter.

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>>77965786

>>77965772
I never even saw them there, looks pretty bleak t b h

>>77965730
you got fucking gipped my man

>no shapes
>no tim tams
>no chicos
>no caramello koalas
>no milo

>>77965672
t.butthurt nu zealander

>>77965662
>>77965463
i have never seen this shit in my life

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>>77965791
I just tried the Tim Tams, kinda taste like Argie alfajors, but drier, not my kind of stuff, but its not bad.

>>77965805
That stuff is to vegemite what margarine is like to butter

>>77965662
Your fingers appear to be white.
What sorcery is this?

>>77965547
I don't get why anyone would pay for jerky. Drying meat is easy as fuck, store-bought packages of jerky are ridiculously overpriced.

>>77965843
Try violet crumble and jaffa balls. Might as well chuck in a Farmers Union while your at it if you want the SA experience

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>>77965405
your nigro

>>77965843
You needed to get the dark chocolate ones.

>>77965822
>no caramello koalas

The only thing tasty on your list. Milo is for five year olds and men who still use a velcro wallet.

>>77965902
Yeah mate and you're not a real australian and moved to Japan because you're a weeb fucking loser no one takes your opinion seriously on this website you cancerous namefag.

>>77965902
Hot Milo is for MEN, prove me wrong.

>>77965909
>moved to Japan
The hell you on about

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I also got this, my sister said it was her favorite, but i honestly don't feel any difference with beers.
>>77965900
Never denied being one :^)

>>77965934
Your wrong
Source: Im a weetbix kid

>>77965938
This is good actually. Only south american beer I tried was quilmes and it was shit.

>>77965405
>dopesmoker

DUDE

>>77965957
Milkybar kids > weetsh*ts kids

>>77965672
>>77965842
salami sticks are twiggy sticks, everyone eats them

>>77965852

:D Top rated comment. Also reminder that the Balkans are shit.

Okay, what should i try vegemite on? Besides toast?

>>77966043
Your sisters vagina :^)

>>77966043
Sandwich, as long as it's fresh white bread.

>>77966043
My dick.

>>77966043
with melted cheese toasted sandwich

>tastes of australia
>no mi goreng
>no x metres of licorice
>no warheads
>no tamarillo
>no bundaberg ginger beer
pfffffffffft

>>77966043
I've stuck it on savoury biscuits and its ok, mostly it just goes on bread though

>>77965961
I tried Quilmes once, It's good for how much it costs

>>77966043
My mother puts vegemite in sopa 2bh.

>>77966109
It's watery and sweet. Stick to South American wines.

>>77966043
Be like MRE Steve and eat it by the spoonful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8_Xf5tZ5k
At about 22m40s

>>77966156
That sounds awful.

>>77965450
not enough you need to use whole jar for best taste

>>77965467
that's how you start mate

>>77965842
see them at every fucking store I go to

do wogs not exist where you live?

>>77965822
>taking a chicko roll on a plane
mate

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>>77966043
you get crackers, put a bit of butter and vegemite on them, push two together so vegemite comes out through the holes and eat

>>77966088
Suicidelander detected

>>77966043
Try adding a small spoonful to a recipe that uses stock or broth
Uma delicia

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>>77965822
> ice cream with milo and crushed tim tams

>>77965450
you put butter under it didn't you? that's the mistake most people make with vegemite

>>77965805
>>77965786
what the fuck is this

>>77965843
you missed iced vovos and wagon wheels, those along with tim tams are our holy biscuit trinity

>>77965882
violent crumbles are just crunchies

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>>77966088