/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

first for leafland

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ROOF ROOF I need a new set of chinese chrome cast wrenches and a plastic skill saw so I can feel like a MAN
Sorry, Im a real man. I need a new Canadian f-150 to carry an empty jobox around.
What? I've been working for 4 hours already? Time to take it easy, pour out an ice cold BUD and watch some TV?

Play Dwarf Fortress

Stay golden, pony boy

>not wanting to crack open a cold one with the boys

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It's NOT a toy it's a TOOL!
I need it for all the important work I do like that one weekend where we installed trim around the house! And that one time we installed tile, needed it then too!

Just had sex with the gf.

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:(

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It's totally not consumerist garbage!! What did your dad not teach you this? You need a impact on you at all times, and bro, make sure to get a cool one like this.

how bitter can one boy be?

I needed a drill to set up a tennis ball stopper for my mom's garage last week

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rip cum

>brand wars
>cheap and made overseas
>planned obsolescence
>halo effect
>but it's totally not blatant consumerism

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I have a Mitutoyo micrometer that I've never played wi- I mean worked with.

>>77965516
>How to win friends
Loser

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>>77965516
>Deleting your post
What kind of man are you

you all fucking suck

>>77965640
then leave, faggot

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>>77965540
...and influence people

Pretty neat stuff
http://images.kw.com/docs/2/1/2/212345/1285134779158_htwfaip.pdf

too many mexicans for my taste

>>77965693
This but unironically

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>>77965673
Too late nigger

does /cum/ know how to drive manual transmissions?

>>77965839
yes

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Rate the gf /cum/

>>77965839
Yes

>>77965839
I drive a manual.

>>77965861
''''''g''''''f

>make 2k char long post
>nobody reads it
>thread dies

what is the mexican dream?

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>>77965941
Iktf it's ok bro god reads them

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Me

>>77966012
destroy liberalism
reclaim lost lands
uphold traditions

Can't sleep lads. I work in 5 hours.

I think it's because my mind is all jumbled. I've been thinking about suicide a lot lately.

>>77966012
Cerveza and futbol

>>77965891
I've driven a manual transmission quad, how different could a manual car be?

>>77966061
um no

>>77966106
>I've been thinking about suicide a lot lately
So stop
I only slept like 4 or 5 hours last night for an opening shift, you'll be fine

>>77966177
I don't know how to stop. Maybe it's that easy for others, but I never learned that skill.

It's a 16 hour shift, 06:00-22:00, but I pulled the same shit last week, I'm not really all that worried, work is miserable whether I'm tired or not.

Do you think it's just a slippery slope fallacy or will the political left eventually go as far as to AI rights (despite the fact that even the smartest AI would be little more than a philosophical zombie that may or may not convince itself of its supposed sentience)

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>getting to that point in your life where you start talking like your father

>>77966209
>16 hour shift
Shit I'd want to kill myself too working shifts like that on a regular basis
Get a better job my man

>>77966256
Working on it. Had an interview last week, thanks though.

How're you doing? Hows life going for you?

>>77966255
I talk like an amalgation of various tv personalities I've learned to imitate over the years in order to present myself as socially functional in public

>>77966255
I catch my self doing shit exactly like my father all the time, and I'm in my early 20s.

>every time I answer the phone I say "yellow" instead of hello
>I sigh before I tell someone I need to get off the phone "*sigh* well, I'll let you go"
>I say "oh boy"

This shit sounds weirder when typed out.

I haven't been jacking off almost at all recently and guess what it's easy as shit

All those fucking nofap weirdos in their weirdo cult why do they make this seem like a superhuman feat

It's just jacking off, who gives a shit? It's also really REALLY easy to not do, like just don't think about it and don't do it if youve convinced yourself it's bad

Stop portraying this toxic masculinity

>>77965890
pinnacle of male sexual achievement right here

>>77966288
I've been through worse, I suppose I'm pretty well off right now, all things considered
I quit smoking a few weeks ago so that's been kinda rough, I'm going to community college later this month after a whole year away from school and I've got something of a date planned with one of my coworkers next week for the first time in months
I've been making a lot of effort to improve myself mentally of late and I think it's paying off bit by bit, just always gotta remember to look past the bullshit in my head that tries to bog me down, you know? I've gotten pretty good at that too, I think. I learned if you want to believe something hard enough, eventually you will actually begin to believe it. You'd be surprised just how far that gets you.

>>77966418
idle hands man, its not hard to avoid masturbating when you have a job and social life

>>77966493
I never masturbate when I'm with my aboriginal gf because I can just fuck her instead

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>got an invitation for a party dedicated for upcoming college freshmen

>>77966493
if you aren't getting regular sex and don't jerk off at least a few times a week, regardless of your social and work situations, you have an underperforming libido and are missing out

I fucking hate girls so fucking much. Fucking cunts.

>>77966518
normal sexual energy for a man between 18-25 requires at least 1 ejaculation for every 24hrs, but i'd say up to 3 is normal

>>77966255
>tfw i'm nothing like either of my parents
feels good being unique

should people above the age of 24 be banned from posting?

>>77966666

I'm drunk and I want Molly Ringwald to sit on my face.

>>77965320
Why haven't they developed a cordless drill where you can then attach different tools like screw bits, drill bits, circular saws, grinders, etc? It's all based on the same rotating motion, why does every tool need to have its own motor?

>>77966225
>inb4 they find a moral justification for an Anti AI Discrimination Act but at the same time a sex robot ban

>>77966817
that sounds like something that probably exists but is a piece of shit

>>77967025
I also hate cordless tools because of the battery cartel
plug into the wall never dies I just need an extension cord

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i'm in love with the shape of you

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>niggers

*lays in bed feeling miserable*
Ah yes, my favorite meme

my name is Geronimo
juice it up

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>>77967300
xx

>>77966817
they're not really the same
drill motors usually have even a slight impact which would be really bad for a circular saw

>>77967300
I'm amazed you feel good enough to even express your misery

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>tfw not a leftist but stirnerpost anyways

>>77966551
Why though?

eating fried chikky from napoli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsl9znbgjQk

Absolute shite burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>3inch patties
>2 inch thick onion slices
>lettuce
>tomato

pretty sure i can cook the best burger itt

>>77967731
That's a good looking burger

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>>77967731
thick=good is a meme
looks like those joke burgers from the good burger movie

>>77967492
They always laugh at me. It is one of the shittiest feelings you can have. Especially when You're just minding your own business.

>>77968039
so you think you're so special that random people will take time to notice you and laugh?

fuck outta here

>>77967731
agreed
thin crispy patty masterrace

>>77968054
Brotheroves a girl over and I was just getting water from the fridge and she started cackling at me then Walked back outside.

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veiramente uma delicia

>>77968136
why would she do that?
absolutely no logical reason for her to just walk in, laugh at you and walk back out
stop hallucinating

>>77968164
Because she's a cunt? We were the only ones in the room, looked directly at me and started giggling in a "wow can you believe this loser" way and crept back outside. Kinda confused why you'd think is lie about this.

Too depressed to sleep, this has to stop

No medication or treatment helps, I'm pretty sure only a bullet is going to fix it

>>77968240
you're not lying
you're just imagining things that never happened

>>77968310
Are euro girls so good that the idea of one being a cunt just doesnt register with you? I wish I were imagining it.

>>77968381
ask her why she laughed at you

sometimes while driving i think about just closing my eyes and putting my foot all the way down the throttle until i crash

>google questions about space n shit
>there's some answers on quora that say that they're working for or have worked at NASA
idk about that

>>77968422
that's VERY dangerous

>>77968422
The problem is you probably won't die, you'll just wreck your car and your life will be even worse

>>77968480
yeah h-haha

>>77968480
undo seatbelt first pretty simple most people ejected during accidents at high speed die

>>77968422
>>77968480
Yes there's the chance you'll become vegetable/paralyzed/brain damaged. Shotgun is the way to go.

i don't actually think about the dying part
i just think about going fast with my eyes closed

need some toes

>>77968514
Yeah but the airbag.. modern cars have sensors now you know

>>77968523
>Shotgun is the way to go.
Yep

>>77968575
So play need for speed with your eyes closed

>>77968609
airbags have been around for years I don't think Ive ever even been in a car without one
the average car is less than 10 yrs old
yet when I look at the news, people who got ejected still not wearing seatbelts
Airbags only can do so much, they aren't going to keep you from going through the windsheild at a speed over 30 mph or so

seatbelts save lives

family friend died during a porsche test drive literally right after having bought it new
he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and had his skull split straight open after he was ejected out of the car because testosterone took the better of him and reckless speeding had him lose control on a country road
the car sales guy who took the ride with him survived with serious injuries but made full recovery since.


>>77968609
sensors won't do shit if you blast into something at 150kmh without a seatbelt, do ten flips and get ejected out of the window and have your legs ripped off in the process LOL

>>77968606
me too

>>77968575
sometimes when i'm driving on empty country roads at night i switch off the lights for two seconds or so, it's like being blind. scary!!

>>77968609
>So play need for speed with your eyes closed
i'll do it with assetto corsa when i get a wheel mate
>>77968664
what porsche was it

>>77968664
>sensors won't do shit if you blast into something at 150kmh without a seatbelt, do ten flips and get ejected out of the window and have your legs ripped off in the process LOL

So all I need to do is blast into something at 150kmh without a seatbelt and then everything will be fine, sounds okay

>>77968724
idk probably some gay 911

>>77968739
yes, report back if you haven't died

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>>77968775
>gay 911

>>77968724
>i'll do it with assetto corsa when i get a wheel mate

You should record it just in case you actually finish a lap then you'll be a damn legend

>>77968843
its all muscle memory bro
*flies into the crowd on the first corner*

i read the other day avg foxxcon worker generates 100,000$ in profit/ year for the company
Harley was either 500,000 or 1m per worker
pretty crazy that productivity is that high

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>>77968880
It's like group b all over again

how would you explain "nothing" without using the word nothing

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fat people are disgusting

I've been up all night again, sleep is for the weak.

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>>77969033

just died at that gay swamp in demon souls
fuk those thirsty fuk boi smashers

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>>77968996
road driving > track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvDXlDxMnb4

germany 漲知識 852

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taiwanese friend just sent me a picture of her at the beach
never seen her in a bikini, she looks like a god damn twig (with some cute baby fat on her belly)
she needs a couple of fried chicken wings

>>77969263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV4TrzHiZk0

>>77969033
I am fat.

>>77969509
stop eating so much shit

>>77969509
you should feel ashamed

i just noticed i lost quite some weight
the twig friend is a designer, runs her own studio in taipei
she made me a pair of pants before i came to visit in april as a gift but they didn't fit at all
after seeing her skinny body i thought i should try on those pants again and now i can actually wear them

still have those love handles peeking out a bit but that's just a matter of some more dieting


low cal diet is the key to weight loss

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like or love?

>>77969814
why do you even come to cum
cant you stay in your own german autism containment threads?

>>77969855
>Finland
non-cum flags out

>>77969884
not an argument, well i wasnt expecting much

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lmao fucking showed this fin

Sup bitches

I think I'm going to ask a girl out at the grocery store

Every time I see her she has glazed over eyes and looks dead inside. Pretty much the only type of person I'm ever compatible with.

>>77970181
hi

>>77970313
How are you, cool American?

>>77970292
please do

there is also a very cute desi cashier at the supermarket i always go to but she's really trashy outside of work which is too bad
at least she looks cute when i pay which is good enough

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>>77970399
dont know

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>>77970519
keep yer chin up

>>77967488
Leftists seem to really like stirner despite actually disagreeing with him on almost everything effectively speaking

It's because the relativism attracts them

whats the deal with japan and making white characters

>>77971148
there are no absolute truths

>>77971287
they want to be like americans for some reason and they think americans are white

If you see a pregnant woman smoking I think it should be legal to call child care service and have a forced abortion followed by sterilization

still laughing at the picke rick webm meme

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im henry the 8th i am henry the 8th i am i am

>>77971599
post it

R&M is shit desu

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I am a modern day hipster

>>77971648
>>85909689

>>77971785
what board?
learn2xpost

>>77971785
fucking cunt hang on
>>>/tv/85909689

>>77971808
yeah that's pretty funny

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PARTY!!!

Unironically think that this is one of the most iconic music videos of the 2010s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

This is /cum/ not /nag/

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Do not care for thr eastern time zone

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>>77972029

>>77972372
Atlantic time zone is best

t. Currently 9:34

>>77970780
>>77971551
>>77971648
>>77971807
>>77971918
>>77971846
>>77972029
Gtfo faggots

>>77972474
I'm just here for the weekend. It throws me off a bit. Normally use to Midwestern time.

>>77972478
no?
why don't you leave if you don't like it here...

>>77972520
Whereabouts you from and where are you visiting?

>>77972532
Because you haunt it for all practical purposes and no one wants you here.

>inb4 you post the image of the one autistic man spamming Taylor Swift saying he wants you here

You are a shit tier poster who is hated by everyone.

>>77972623
Chicago to rural indiana to make meth

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>>77972635

>>77972673
Oh, none of those are nice places. Good luck with the crank though

>>77972675
Work on your reading comprehension. Ikaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCqzQDv1Q1M

i want summadat!!

>>77972675
wtf I love kraut now

>>77972890
kys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8FkODpdMfQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDlhpgiTYl4

>>77972996
wtf I hate yanks now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zYsUFSqqfg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIEwkn-Q2Oo

any good kraut-hate memes?

anyone remember het is feest or cuckio

早上好!!!

What r u doing today /cum/??

currently developing a meme on /tv/

>>77974222
安安

not much, chilllllin haha
saturday!! wooo!!

>leave for like 8 months
>come back
>you're all the same

sit down, drank, stand up, drank

going to tropical smoothie

>>77974222
this was for you >>77974283

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>tfw no muslim g(trap)f to peg my insensitive, racist altrighter ass
feels bad, /cum/

Would you hire a Nazi Electrician?

https://smerffelectrical.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSL9YHfO91Y

amazing quality
too bad that the low quality of the old CGI is so noticeable now

>>77974384
what is this?

>>77974497
can you read? it's the website of the Nazi Electrician

>>77974497
a brisbane electrician who browsed /pol/ one too many times

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>>77974384
Shocking

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>>77973892
did somone say party?

What languages beside English can you speak?

Me: none

I'm trying to learn Japanese and Spanish.

Currently at group therapy

I'm learning Chinese

>>77975120
it's impossible give it up now while you're ahead

>>77975170
Nothing is Impossible anon!

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im back from work you guys

>>77975337
tones are impossible

>>77975562
>working on the weekend

Kys Pleb

>>77975117
>group therapy
That's the most pointless shit I've ever been forced to do. As far as I can tell, the best outcome is that the whiners without real problems can hear the tales of the truly fucked and gain some perspective.

>>77975614
>anime
>suicide
Perfect pairing, friend.

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Need a cute anime gf buds

>>77975715
You need to stop embarrassing your parent. I suspect you only have the one. If you have both, then you're even more of a disappointment.

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>would love to live in central europe
>have to jump through hoops and bureaucracy
>somalis get to move there for free and are given money for it

>>77976087
Just become Somali lol

Why is it okay that China and Japan doesn't accept arab refugees but we are forced to?

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>tfw a guy who bullied me in middle school just threw out his arm and is probably losing his pro baseball career
>tfw I'm transferring colleges at the end of summer to finish my Physics degree
>tfw my former roommate finally moved out from living with his psycho abusive ex

All of this happened within a few days. Feels good man!

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>>77976160
Because Asians are the superior race

8/10 stared me down on the mrt in front of my gf tonight. gf was pissed but the way that girl was looking at me you just know she wanted dick. I have no idea what she was thinking doing that cause it was pretty clear I wasnt alone. is she one of those rare girls that tries to steal other girls bfs? kind of hot 2bh

>>77975040
Me: French

>>77976289
No Asians are just racist as fuck

>>77976311
What do your 8/10s look like?

>>77976182
what player?

>>77976368
>>make racist comment about other race be racist

have we hit peak racism yet?

>>77976397
she was the kind of girl who works at the perfume counter in a department store. Asian Laura Palmer type bitch.

>>77976160
no one is forcing you to retard, it's your government that allows them into your country. some governments do and some don't. don't' say someone is forcing you to suck a cock when it's your own elected officials making you suck cock. don't blame other countries for not taking refugee's if they aren't obligated to do so.

>>77976087
I wonder if muh heritage can help me move to Slovenia. I have distant cousins there.

>>77976464
calling out others racism doesn't make me a racist

if you live in any east asian country for a month, you'll realize how unsubtle racists they are

>>77976160
>we are forced to
How so?

>>77976587
yes if does you fucking retard, you made a derogatory generalization about an entire race. if that doesn't qualify as racism what does?

>>77976587
doesnt really bother me desu
you must be hypersensitive

>>77976465
Not bad 2bh
Found that girls look at me more lately, feels good

>>77976603
because if we don't liberals will sperg out

>>77976428
He was a pitcher. Not giving a name though, for anonymity.

He had a major league contract and was getting major league play but pitched for a AAA team.

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*replies to every post itt*

>>77976725
>muh libruhls
That's a very nonspecific answer. In which state do you reside?

To answer your first question, it's because we're signatories to the 1967 Protocol Relating to the Status of Refugees. We're responsible for our actions, not the actions of East Asian savages.

https://youtu.be/4TBXPHOWJE0

thread theme

>>77977499
>sports
No

>>77977565
>sports
Yes

>>77977681
>sports
>anime
>Cara
>foot fetishes
Jump from a place sufficiently high enough to end your life upon impact.

>>77977835
>hates all these things
>goes to /cum/

hmmm

>>77977835
those people are 95% of all cum posters btw

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*doodles along*

>>77977864
I hate most of you. Do any of you actually like each other? If so, how?

>>77977985
I like everybody here.

Hating is something the unnatural and the unloved do.

I'm a turbo pleb when it comes to music, movies, and video games.

>>77978002
Nope. I just don't like stupid shit, and this site is full of that. I come here to fuck with racist, antisocial nerds.

>>77978096
Fucking with someone doesn't mean messing with them anymore, bud.

>>77978096
you're not doing a very good job at it

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Hey guys, I've been hanging out in /brit/ for a while. Is the """""Dane""""" back yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkJvY96i8w

>>77978177
Oh?
>>77978266
I haven't been too active in this thread. Also, I don't say things I don't actually believe. I genuinely don't care about sports, and I really hate anime and weebs. I fuck around with sincerity.

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*** WARNING ***

We are under attack, again.

This morning the Maple Menace launched a first strike upon we Americans residing south of the 49th Parallel around the Great Lakes. Behind the Flannel Curtain, they possess a geologic feature called the Canadian Shield, an enormous area of flat land they've weaponized to direct high Arctic winds to constantly push into the jet stream and blast us with freezing air year round.

As a result, its the middle of an August noon here and I have had to turn the goddam heat on because of this unprovoked atmospheric attack. Vacationers are fleeing the beaches and taking shelter while the rest of us scramble in the middle of summer to find our autumn jackets and sweaters.

This is not a drill. Protocol "Loose Moose" is now in effect. Ft Greely and Thule Air Base has been alerted, Elmendorf 3rd Wing has been scrambled. Its a direct violation of the Ogdensburg Agreement and this will not go unpunished.

Thats it. That is absolutely it. We are gonna push those goddam snow-commies back to their igloos and scorch those goddam beaver fuckers once and for all. This climate terrorism will be tolerated NO MORE!

>>77978439
write about it on your tumblr

Tfw sleeping schedule finally getting adjusted to this time zone

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>>77978456
Hahaha, you're too late, yankee! We've launched our attack at the beginning of the Canadian winter! As such, a ground based invasion will be impossible for your warm-climate-accustomed soldiers and any aerial assaults will be inhibited due to visibility. We will have 6 months of immunity while you are subjected to our arctic attack, which will eventually extend our snowy borders all the way to Texas! You will be assimilated and America will be no more!

I feel great, how about you?

>>77978740
Fine

>>77978474
>reddit
>tumblr
>facebook
Red team, blue team. Right?

>>77978456
Where the fuck are you? I'm in VT, and my AC is running.

Why do women take so long to shower?

>>77978922
they are using the shower head to masturbate

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>>77978690

Nice try. We have already captured one of your drones, Pierre.

We'll know its secrets any day now. Its seems to have powered down for some reason and appears broken, judging by the fact that its clock is ticking backwards. Cheap commie technology, no doubt.

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>>77978922

https://youtu.be/80lPCGKnT8A

I would enjoy living in alaska

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>>77978980
Y-Yes, that's a clock! Curses, how did you get that? Definitely don't call a bomb squad or anything. That is highly unnecessary. I would recommend getting as many people as close as possible to it in order to study it's secrets.

>>77979080
but we have the same eagles here

>>77979157
They aren't nearly as friendly though

>>77979117

Please. We have far superior technical experts that could build these things in middle school.

We dont need any advice from a bunch of

name one (1) good youtube video

you can't

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>>77979245
Ahaha! The Moose Mortar has fulfilled it's purpose! Now that the burger scientists have gone to meet their maker, our flannel-clad army can easily march upon the enemy within the hour! Goodbye, America!

>>77979336
https://youtu.be/8KBEQFSWheI

did the rapture happen?

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>>77979336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw&t=2603s
kys

>>77979336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqC7WO7vEkE

>>77979336
https://youtu.be/1LK1NJZSO5M

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>>77979380

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WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US

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>>77979514
"HEHEHEHE."

who kentucky here

Why are small countries allowed to exist

>>77979987
Where else would we put the refugees? It'd be terrible to put them in a relevant country.

>>77979987
because war is evil

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>>77979987
Because they're cute :3

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I just want a thot with a body like hers

>>77980108
i wish thots went for patterns instead of random items as tattoos

>>77980108
permanently covered with trends?

i too have a fetish for clipart tattoos

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>>77980154
>tfw no pazyryk gf

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>>77980168
I was talking about the thickness and curves

None of you will have fulfilling relationships with women until you grow up.
It's time to grow up, son.

>>77980515
I'm still a boy

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>>77980515
>women

>>77980515
women are gross
bet you've never seen a vagina

>>77980607
Same applies for the gays.
>>77980635
I've been married to a woman since May 20, 2013, and we have a healthy sex life.

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>>77980684
>I've been married to a woman

>>77980515
I'm in one right now

>>77980726
It's nice. I was sick on Friday, and it was nice having her care for me.
>>77980737
And are you an r9k-tier faggot like the majority of cum?

>>77980932
What do you mean by that?

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>>77980684

Appreciate it. But implying two males can have a meaningful indefinite coupled relationship is a bit like saying dogs crap outdoors because they appreciate hygiene. They are just going through the motions to fit in.

>>77980635

Its not the sex. Its the talking. If everything that walked upright and talked was thought to understand the purpose of language, we'd allow parrots to give lectures. Some creatures just like to chirp. If you try to make sense of it, you'll go insane yourself.

>>77980684
But I thought you wanted a divorce

>>77980994
Self-pitying, narcissistic, objectifying (not in the broad SJW sense, but in the creepy pussy pedestal way), ineffectual, low-test, young "men"
>>77981038
>implying two males can have a meaningful indefinite coupled relationship
I didn't say indefinite. As a married man, I'm referring to LTRs. I know a few gay couples who've been together for 20+ years, and they seem happy.
>Its the talking.
If I'm understanding you correctly, "This." The majority of the time spent with someone in a relationship is not having sex. It's important to be attracted to your partner, but it has to go deeper.
>>77981049
No, I want to move, and I misplace my frustration with my inability to do so onto our relationship. She knows me well enough to recognize this fact, so she won't let me push her away. That then makes my contrarian side flare up, and I push even harder. Luckily, she's too good for me, and she kicks my ass with her unyielding compassion and care.

>>77981314
>No, I want to move, and I misplace my frustration with my inability to do so onto our relationship
Sounds like you need to grow up

>>77981314
Dont think I am desu

>>77965202
Living next to Mexico border is actually pretty nice, excluding the heat.

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>living next to the Mexico border is actually pretty nice, excluding the heat

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>Living next to Mexico border is actually pretty nice, excluding the heat.

>>77981342
In this one regard, yes, I do. I really hate where I live, and her job is why we're here.

Good relationships are built on mutual benefit, not the appearance of perfection in the other's eyes (that's called infatuation). That's what's so great about having a good wife; like I said, she's too good for my bullshit. She's the warmth in my shitty, worn out heart. She makes me better.
>>77981390
If you're in a fulfilling LTR, then you're probably not.

most married women are fat

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*walks towards you*
what do?

>>77981524
Maintain eye contact and say hello as she passes by

>>77981412
ignore the haters, the mexican cuisine near the border is exquisite

>LTR
sure feels like reddit in here

>>77981412
I was way happier in the southwest than I am in the northeast, inevitable skin cancer and all.

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>the mexican cuisine near the border is exquisite

>>77981577

american food is bland what can I say

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>>77981523
>mfw wife is 5'7" 105 lbs
That's why you shouldn't fall for the thicc meme, son. Thicc now = whale later
>>77981553
>muh Reddit
Good, faggot. Choke on it.

Nerd.

Women who drop below a certain level of body fat become permanently infertile.

literal reddit

>>77981552
Honestly, I just moved down from Maine and this food is stellar. Maine's food was nice, but pretty bland. Like this post >>77981577 do you see all that shit for one raspa? In Montreal, they would ONLY put in maple syrup. In the northeast, you get 1 flavor. Just one. Unbelievable.


>>77981556
Where are you now? I think I like the Northeast better, mainly because of this heat. South Texas is much more fun than I thought it would be.

What's wrong with reddit

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>>77981706
true

New (no leafs allowed)

>>77981750
>>77981750
>>77981750

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>>77981577
I want to eat the food in these webm's so badly, messy as all hell but it just seems so tasty

I like cute skinny girls because they look even cuter wearing your oversized sweaters

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Just fuck my shit up

>>77981314

I just think that trying to fit the sexual interest of two males into a paradigm where continuation is expected without a child to bond them and social expectations defies the nature of men. Straight people need a ton of laws and consequences to keep them from withdrawing into busting up the union for self interest. Gays finally have marriage but its sort of a pyrhic victory; young males want to play and older males know better to actually seek it in numbers.

Im sure there are bffs out there, and its whatever floats their boat. I just think its ridiculous to expect it as a norm.

I'd just like you to know I really respect that you have a marriage and hope you have kids now or later. Straight life is a ton of self discipline and sacrifice for the greater good, and it deserves more commendation than our modern Western culture gives it. Every one of you who really make the effort to get married and have family are friggin heroes in my book.

g2g Have good day.