What's the most French thing you've done today?

>>77965073
Well my lastname is of French origins and you could say I am a LARPer.

>>77965073
Ran away when the German kids were picking on me

>>77965073
I had a croissant with cheese.

>>77965073
I didn't shower

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>>77965073
I woke up at 11 am.

>>77965073
I took a shit and didn't use the bidet

>>77965273
this

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>>77965073
i gave up

>>77965125
What is it?

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I spoke French, i only speak broken and nonsensical French to my cat.

Being rude

>>77967359
thsi

>>77967471
why

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>>77967980

Because my cat is stupid and your language is stupid. I mean gender nouns, apple of the ground, feet fingers, need i go on.

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>>77968088
but thats what makes french a better language than english
our gendered languages enforce gendering regardless of what tumblr snowflakes would like to be called
earth apples (erdäpfel in german like pommes de terre in french) has given birth to a great dish, Himmel n Ääd consisting of sky apples and earth apples
and feet fingers are quite logical, that is what they are

Idealized suicide

>>77965073
woke up past noon. had a cigarette and black coffee out on the terrace, questioned existence, my life is shot in black and white.

>>77968294
nonsense. there is already a push in Mexican-Californians to neutralize language genders.

>>77968647
California is a lost cause. Nuke immediatly

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>>77967391
1. Cabiran/ 2. Caperan/ 3. Caberan

>>77965073
I ate bread

>>77965144
HAHA FAGGOT

>>77966636
>>77968522

based

>>77968750
3 names? what?

>>77965073
looked at myself in the mirror for a long time

>>77966636
>>77966660
>>77968522
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>>77968941
that's some new memes I've never heard of

>>77968866
Different variations of the same sounding surname. Actually the middle one is medieval and not in existence anymore.

>woke up hungover
>drank some wine
>ended up some shitting myself

it was an interesting morning

>>77969006
why dont the french embrace the cool artistic philosopher stereotype?? it's pretty badass. don't know why you wouldn't.

>>77965073
I went to a French wine bar with my French friend and one of his friends from France where I had champagne and baguettes

Honestly love France and French cuisine

>>77968088
t. a guy speaking the easiest and charmless language in the world

english is toddler tier, i know why you envy us

>>77969190
because everybody know about french philosophers except frenchs

most of the faggots we are love to larp as the american french with a béret and a baguette tour eiffel blabla omelette

>>77969274
insulting English is essentially insulting French

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>>77969274
english is a clusterfuck

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>>77969054
They are occitan names

>>77969190
no i just wish we could turn back time
pic related

>>77969339
>the american french with a béret and a baguette tour eiffel blabla omelette
I don't even know why some french people like this meme, it's so fucking stupid and gay

>>77969190
>artistic philosopher

I'm too buzy doing nothing (and not communist enough) to think about the reasons of existence.

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>>77969409
its cute desu

>>77969409
>Occitan
We wuz Frenchmen?

>>77969452
no it's fucking boring

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>>77969505
what?
By occitan I grossly mean it's a name from an oc language, it could be from anywhere in the Midi aka "Occitania" (as the cultural region and not the current one). Though it sounds more western occitan imo.

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>>77969505
Occitans are the Southern French, they also have a language but it's essentially a meme

>>77965073
I open up blender today and try to make a barrel in 3D model but give up and close before even try tho.

>>77969640
>>77969647
My father says they are names from the city of Pau. What do they speak there?

>>77969763
Fucking commie

>>77969517
lol i'd just embrace it though. i bet you'd get puss that way. it's like me not embracing the muh guns USA cowboy meme.

>>77969505
Here is a quick run-down for you


You're ethnically not French, but you're related to us, like the Bretons are ethnically not Welsh but related to them

Just finished to study les hypothèses

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>>77969770
Béarnais, dialect of gascon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9arnese_dialect
Pau is a "capital" of the Béarn

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>>77971123
>>77972655
Well this has been enlightening. Thankyou for showing me this, friends.

>>77965073
Had a baguette for breakfast and probably will have some more for lunch as well