/brit/

guns

n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY9kJsIWgI

cannae remember abt what happened a few hours ago

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqRi2Qips0Y

HOWLING @ this cuckrunt

>>77964925
cry more. go share a tenement with abdul and his 7 wives if you want muh efficiency muh accessibility muh green energy

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>depression

the basement man

might sniff a line of speed then go to sainsburys

>>77964918
Americans bought the marketing that lawns are masculine because they have to be mowed. Even though now most wageslaves pay a mexican to mow their lawn for them. I honestly wouldn't mind having a yard because I like raising my own vegetables, but if you want that lifestyle you shouldn't expect to work in the city and you definitely shouldn't expect to take a car into the city.

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sue

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Going bungee jumping without a cord; will use my bollocks as one instead.

going 2 sleep

just took a xanax

>>77965001
did that last night, slept like a baby

got 50 bars for £30

>>77964968
That's not even what I'm talking about you moron. I don't give a shit about the hippy liberal green movement. What I want was simply a return to tradition.

Your entire faux consertavism is nothing but a 20th century marketing meme. The nuclear family itself was a break from actual tradition of the extended family for consumer capitalism and was just one step towards the road of atomization of the individual were on now. But your stupid burgershart mind could never figure that out.

was once mistakenly convicted for crimes against humanity and ethnic cleansing in the international criminal court at the hague

was certainly a strange turn of events but I think I'm a better man for it

>>77965015
americans have no traditions

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>>77964986
MY GURL YUZU IN DA HOUSE REPPIN

>>77964985
>>77965015
>m-m-muh marketing! anyone who wants a big house and yard and privacy is just a victim of marketing!
can't imagine being this retarded

>got the whole day for activities because I didn't drink last night

comfy

>>77964962
what I would not give for an intelligent, sharp, passionate gf like her. wouldn't even care about looks, she could be as fat or ugly as she liked. never had a gf i could connect with, women are always brainlets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHitYjy1a8

listening to gypsy folk music x

yh imma take a xan too to find peace nd sleep

stims all day

benzos all night

loving the dream lads

>>77965024
Exactly, which is why they lap up 1950's marketing as "tradition"
>>77965029
>If I just say muh it destroys my opponents point.
Your going to have to have a semblance of historical knowledge retard. Bet you worship capitalism even though it's the reason for all the liberal degeneracy you hate. The monarchy and pre-enlightment is REAL tradition, not your retarded burgerland corporate dogshit that's only existed for a few decades.

How the fuck do people even get off to GirlsdoPorn? It's so fucking vanilla

>>77965074
Just because you're a deviant doesn't mean we all are

Französische Schülerinnen schießen besser!

have you been yourself today?

>>77965086
alri milton

always wank to degenerate shit while on cocaine

very odd substance

Business idea: invest in Vietnam now before it booms

>>77965071
>Your
I can tell you're really intelligent. let's see what you have to say
oh wait, you just sperg out about identitarian politics and what ideologies you think I adhere to even though the only thing I've said is "fuck off reddit"
amazing how angry retards are at literally nothing

what charity should i donate a tenner to lads?
dubs wins
if it's a rorke charity the money will be going to islamic relief so play carefully

>>77965074
it's like getting off to amateur; easier to place yourself in the scenario.

>>77965097
yah

>>77965115
cancer research

farts smell like amphetamines

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>tfw cake by concert eagle is my school shooting theme

>>77965115
jordan peterson's patreon account

>>77965115
the "love pints, simple as" foundation

>>77965105
>wank
>cocaine

>>77965142
ive mastered the art of keeping it up

its all brainpower and focus

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>>77965113

>>77965115
islamic relief

>>77964928
haven't had a drink in almost 2 months and I am afraid to open the beer I bought, maybe it will taste disgusting to me

Might venture out and find a pharmacy that sells xanax, if not valium will do instead, £2 for 10 pills yes please xin cam on

>>77965115
videogame kickstarter

I wonder what Trump's doing right now

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Cop or not?

tfw u wake up and finish the bottle from yesterday

have to say, xanax is a lot better than vallium. dont feel like a half-drunk uncoordinated mess the next day

>>77965164
he's on a 17 day vacation to his shithole golf club in new jersey so hopefully he finds the time to neck himself when nobody's watching

>>77965027
1. her Christian non-weeb name is Susan
2. dont type like that

>>77965115
the french government

>>77965142
I always bar up on coke and have epic wanks

>>77965157
did you read the first 3 words of my post then get so angry that you couldn't read the rest of my post?

intend to study mathematics all day tomorrow for the exam on monday but will probably just shitpost on /brit/ all day as usual

oh well

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>>77965178
YUZU
U
Z
U

run up on him w/ a clip turn him to a shrimp

>>77965192
can't imagine beings more pathetic than slaves to procrastination

>>77965115
just get some beers in

blumpf impeachment soon lads

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>befriend a murder of crows in my garden
>get woken up this morning by every fucking crow in my area screaming outside my window

>>77965180
said he didn't want to donate to islamic relief
>>77965171
bottle of what copain?

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>>77965197
weeabo

going to sleep now its definitve

>>77965115
give it to a wino on the street

>>77965220

yep, 16th time's a charm

>>77965115
help for heroes

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>>77965224
it's your fault pal

>>77965225
j'adore x

>>77965221
>having friends
FONT

>>77965223
bombay sapphire
also rolled a spliff and smoked it on my way to the metro

starting to get a few filtered posts
nonces again I presume

>>77965221
How does one befriend crows?

>>77965236
cuck

>>77965236
stay mad drumpfkin

flunmpf will be put on death row by the end of the week for his crimes

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any fashy lads in?

>>77964953
Post willy

sniff a line

do the time

right none of you can get dubs
the money is staying in the old account for the mo

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>>77965253
>he hasn't studied crow language and learned his local crow dialect and culture

in that no mans land of needing to go out but also vaguely needing a shit

>>77965280
no lad it's going to the EDL

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V. good album

>>77965294
>Needing to go out at 8am

>>77965300
hello nigger

>>77965272
whoever smelt it dealt it

rap is for children and criminals

>>77965253
not that poster but crows are surprisingly friendly. we have em on the beach near me and after a few days of giving out crusts they will recognise you. a few winters ago when it was snowing badly i bought a kilo of peanuts for them.

European old school reactionaries seem to be the smartest people. Love it when they when they absolutely BTFO an American "conservative".

>>77965307
need to do the shopping before the normies wake up

>>77965324
>needing to go shopping

>>77965318
ah yes as opposed to new school reactionaries

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>>77965317
>not that poster but

havent felt the touch of a cat for so long

>>77965338
That would be the neo-nazi and fascist types.

>>77965343
why not?

>>77965350
He's... Gay

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>out doing field studies counting moths and butterflies
>someone comes up to you and asks what you're doing
>look at me funny when i tell them
why did they even ask in the first place? Does my nut in that normies as so nosy

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huh, really makes you think

>>77965350
dont have a cat

>>77965300
mboko

>>77965340
cacawed at this post

>>77965359
>he doesn't study rocks

>>77965363
actually did really make me think

official girls i want to spunk in:

YUZU

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ah yes, the New York Times

>>77965240
This.

don stepped outside

>>77965413
plz dont :/

don left

and drove

and howled

and laughed

at himself

he felt he knew what that was

>>77965426
British culture general

Not your Kshit poster thread

>>77965430
love seals
simples

>>77965441
you aint british though

is maccies breakfast a good idea?

>>77965448
Talking about the Queen

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>>77965363
>nearly all film roles go to jews
what

>>77965458
Only the sausage McMuffins. The bacon one is a letdown. Get a hashbrown too.

>>77965472
whats she about

need to be fucked by a big british cock rn

>>77965443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImGWZYY3yeI#t=218s

>>77965192
just use a calculator

>>77965492
British culture

r a p s o n g yes yes

>>77965509
yay
hes a big boy int he

>>77965496
You had better be a bird.

>>77965509
he A GOOD BOIIIIIII

was once publicly denigrated for being poor by the prince of wales

>>77965548
did your little willy get hard and start dribbling?

I'm not black

>>77965558
Liam

>>77965557
'fraid so

NEW

>>77965555
>>77965555
>>77965555
>>77965555
>>77965555

>>77965558
Racist. What's wrong with being black, huh?

need some BRAIN right NOW

Forgot to refrigerate my pudding.
Tastes a bit sour.
:(

So did you lads stay up all night or are you just waking up?

>>77965594
WHATS IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAD IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD ZO-OMBEH ZO-OMBEH ZO-OMBEH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-OH-OH

Harking back to the days when I had gfs I could cum inside whenever I wanted

Haven't had sex in nigh on 2 years now

MAFs are fuming right now at the slightest challenge of their commercialized manhood

not a businessman
I'm a business, man
simple as

You know my magic is strong

Going to pride later lads.

believe the brain drain due to brexit is actually true

feel like i've got dumber in the last 6 months

>>77965675
grim

hope a rasheed runs you over

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Post a more punchable face

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>>77965661
Show me.

>>77965686
rude looks like my dad

off to sainsbury's lads

think I'll cook jambalaya this week

>tfw I would beat anyone in /brit/ in a fight

Any incel man in?

https://lookism.net/Thread-R18-Seriously-need-help-I-madly-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-I-catfished-on-tinder-NSFW

>>77965609
After a single night?

Feeling a bit hungover and tender ngl

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>>77965731
Yeah. I forgot about it desu.
Pretty bitter about it but I could always make or buy some more.

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Are brit girls actually really easy or is the slag thing just a meme?

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yuzu a shit

my gf is better

the walrus is a species threatened with extinction

>>77965750
Go to sunny beach and find out

>>77965755
Who is this girl? I see her regularly posted on here

the walrus is a species of seal

saw a chinky lad with a thick full beard today, was quite nonplussed

Ah yes the kshitter is talking to himself

connor mcgregor is gonna get destroyed by floyd mayweather

it won't even be close

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>>77965686

need floyd mayweather to destroy my arsehole

the walrus can remain submerged for as long as half an hour

>>77965850
Epic!

Please tell me why you always hatin

>>77965750
Seems like it would last a lot longer, although the fridge number sounds about right.

>A pudding from a mix
what the fuck?

the walrus likes to eat clams and other mollusks

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>>77965886
Bet it's the milk that makes it go bad so quickly.

>>77965630
how have you not met any girls here yet?

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took a 5 hour nap today

the walrus rarely attacks humans

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YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU DON'T NEED ME

Yanks, nonce-expats and bruces begone; the daily era of true British posting begins now.

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>>77965936
But those ingredients don't make a pudding.

I have a date today lads.

She's 20, blonde, and a Cambridge student. We're meeting at a nice pub.

What do? I'm nervous as fuck

>>77966089
Power drink

>>77966089
Get drunk before

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>>77966059
It's one of those things, y'know.

poached eggs are objectively the best breakfast egg

>>77965937
They're boring as fuck on tinder none of them want to go out for a drink they all have to be in bed by 10 and only drink bubble tea

is alex jones the final boss of debating?

>>77966089
Pay for her meal, pretend you don't care when she spends the whole time on her phone, thank her several times for the hug she allowed you at the end then offer to pay for her taxi onward to her next destination (Chad's house).

Then whine about it on here later.

>>77966059
don't post my image you dumb pommy cunt. thanks

also:

>gif

fuck off

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What's the next non-shit BluRay release on the horizon?

>>77965784
my gf

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>Martin Shkreli found guilty of fraud

>>77966174
emoji movie

>>77966139
We're not going for a meal.

Last time I went on a date, I did fuck her so I guess I'm not terrible at it but that doesn't mean I can't still be nervous.

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>>77966195
Serves the fucker right.

>>77966110
You mean one of those things where you fuck up and mangle our language like usual?

>>77966195
but that's not true

Mad how much you can improve your facial aesthetics by getting lean

>>77966141
I'm watching you.

Mad how much you can improve your bf yield by getting lean

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being a degenerate

came out as a virgin to mum lads

>>77966264
how did she react?

Just woke up from a vivid dream, feel like not talking to anyone for few weeks now

>>77966213
>>77966213
shut up Yank

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40833097

>>77966270
Gave me a blowie

>>77966273
What was it of?

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>>77966251
mate its a quarter past 9
take a day off

Weird how yanks treat BMWs and Mercs, etc, like we would a Rolls Royce or a Bentley something

>>77966287
font

>>77966270
sent me to the virgin camp

>alex jones is stupi-

1:38:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

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>>77966305
Saw my old school friends and it turned out they all hate me so I attacked them

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want to go and work out in Antarctica for a season but I don't have the skills

>>77966251
good lad

>>77966337
>spending hours of your life listening to this shite
ahh, runts

>>77966308
Appreciate it if you stop posting pictures of abused animals as 'funny' reaction pictures you cringe edgy child

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>>77966275
only count 7 though
he might do a year or two
that BBC article is ridiculously opinionated

>>77966382
mooing

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gf just sent me this lads

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>>77966382
give your head a wobble you pathetic specimen

want some beak now

>>77966251
ha ha you're life's a mess

>>77966421
i know lmao

can't decide if drugs have fucked my mental health up or if my mental health was always going to be this rubbish and doing drugs is just a symptom of it

my new gimmick is saying really stupid things and getting into arguments in defense of the stupid thing i said

>>77966433
bit of both probably
you can help one of them though

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>>77966433

>>77966440
I think Yanks have been doing that on /brit/ for a while mate

buying this boat

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/San-Lorenzo-SL72-Motor-Yacht-Flybridge-live-aboard-Boat-/122630271859?hash=item1c8d557373:g:YNkAAOSwAr9Zgz~E

you poor little runts I'm going to take it all over the world and have parties with loads of sluts the world over

dont make any grammar mistakes

>>77966440
Your gimmick sounds retarded, kid.

>>77966440
good gimmick

>>77966440
Do this on YouTube comments then just call them am angry nerd after they write a long response and they go mad haha

>tfw no qt gf to go kayaking with in Scotland an see seals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4hb84A9h28

>>77966370
rasheed

why do druggies come here to tell us about their failed lives and attention seeking hobbies?

Back from the pharmacy lads

Got xanax and tramadol night x

>>77966469
VIRGINia hahah

>>77966491
got made redundant in june

have spent the last month on a drugs binge fueled by the redundancy money

hope you enjoyed my story

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>>77966491
>>77966496

>>77966370
'sheedo

downvoting foyisms on urban dictionary again

@77966520
don't talk back to me runt, you don't have anything to say .

>>77966496
how do you communicate with people?

I refuse to believe you speak vietnamese

ur willy is rubbish

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>>77966486

Might do a cheeky LSD trip for my mental health - scrub the receptors clean and stuff.

>doing gear to sit in your pants and browse /brit/

get your fucking head together man alive

If you wank loads in a day do you reach a point when no spunk comes out lads?

wouldn't mind a bit of that european heatwave over here 2bh

>>77966560
fuck off

>>77966558
yeah

>>77966558
stay hydrated it'll delay that conclusion

>>77966530
Speak broken bits and the basic (yes no thanks bye etc) but drug names here are the same so you just walk in and ask for them in English

>>77966571
oh

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*dismantles your NHS*

edition

the mandem deserve life

>>77966486
kayaking sucks

I have a qualification in it from college

stop feeding the mandem

>>77966547
its only speed mate. good for chatting shit and wanking all day

>>77966321
yanks think stella is a poncy haute european microbeer lad

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ahh yes, "summer" in the british isles

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>my BTEC in kayaking shows I have great teamworking skills

oh fucking hell
why does he have to be up so early
this is horrible

>>77966491
Used to know a guy in army training who would NOT SHUT UP about his drug shit

He used to be a heroin dealer and pretended to be a hardman

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was the end of apartheid a mistake?

>>77966630
not seen this Brad before, quite a good 'un

>>77966637
I was awoken by seagulls

how come you're up so early kitten

feel comforted knowing you lot are here for me when i need you. ta x

>>77966630
Akshually it's a royal yachting society qualification

along with a canoeing one

>>77966644
things I don't fucking care about at half 9 on a saturday

>>77966644
no
mandela was a hero and wh*tes shouldn't be there in the first place

>>77966651
wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

>>77966251
think I might join you
I have an essay to write

>>77966639
cant believe street dealers still exist in this day and age

bradley walsh poster is a bit classist

not liking it

>>77966666

>>77966650
i got up at 1:46 A.M. under the complete assumption it was thursday night not friday. i have lost track of an entire 24 hours and this gives me the fear

>>77966674
your words say one thing but that (you) tells me otherwise

>>77966683
I concur wholeheartedly with the aforementioned statement.

>>77966686
happens to be on benzos sometimes

>>77966686
hmm
seems like suicide is the only option

>>77966678
i too have a masters dissertation to write it is 15000 words in for beginning of september i so far have done under 2000 words

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>bradley walsh poster
>poster (singular)

>>77966686
>i got up at 1:46 A.M.
do you live on japanese time or something LOL

>>77966679
I don't know how to use onion

>>77966725
im a dense cunt and i managed it

haha lel

>>77966251
>tfw got annihilated couple of weeks ago, blacked out and apparently did an enormous amount of coke even though i'd never done it before

grim desu

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>breakfast
>Large bowl of cheerios with whole milk
>5 jaffa cakes
>1 blueberry scone with jam and cream
>1/4 of a lemmon drizzle cake

can say my diet is going quite well tb h lads

>>77966731
nonce

>>77966744
i only buy drugs fuck you

>>77966725
>>77966731
DW buying is more risky than streetbuying Tbh

going through my bitcoin wallet history

I had 1.3BTC in 2014 and I spent it all on drugs lmao, would be worth over three grand now

dear oh dear

>>77966743
I don't eat

>>77966743
better switch to semi skimmed . will make all the difference x

show guide for procuring goods over darkweb
also I thought the big sites got shut down

>>77966743
just eat less have a glass of water

>>77966758
Good.

Die.

>>77966770

>>77966770

new

>>77966766
that wasn't a very nice post now was it

>>77966751
not really

police dont give a shit about personal use buyers and if you use PGP and keep your opsec tight you're pretty safe anyway. with the switch to monero, it'll be even more safe. just stick to domestic vendors and you're sound

>>77966766
]:<

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>that first £1 acca of the season

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>>77966731
>>77966725
>tfw banned from buying bitcoin because I transferred directly from blockchain to DW wallet

>>77966793
use another exchange

blockchain.info is alright and they dont require ID