/brit/

>>77963548
what the fuck is wrong with you?

tfw no brit bf

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>debating guns
hate this /brit/

actually guns are objectively a good thing because they keep minority populations down and gun crime is virtually non existent in white middle class areas

we need to spread the word about guns lads
they only work when pointed at criminals
they make everyone safer
no one can get them without a 4.0 gpa and at least 1000 merit points
and the UK is already awash with millions and millions of gun toting criminals

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>what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>77963554
why not only sell knives to white people?

>>77963573
problematic post

>>77963548
>using the n-word

ah yes, do enjoy being reminded that /brit/ is still infested with alt right snowflakes. how about you fuck off back to r/thedonald?

>>77963567
literally all the /brit/ posters are at a consensus. Apart from that one paki who thinks mace should remain illegal because criminals might use it to mug someone (LOL)

If you ignore him, the thread is actually fine.

>posting in a liam thread

>>77963582
atheism is useless
no great societies ever came from it

The vigilante system should be reinstated. The world was a better place when you could just find a criminal, kill him, take him to the sheriff, and make a quick $500 bucks.
Though I don't know if the UK has sheriffs or if that's an American thing.

>the only thing banning guns has done is cause a knife crime epidemic
so you're saying criminals will use the easiest to access, most lethal tool they can find to commit crimes? and that we should make guns easier to access?

>>77963589
hello nigger

>>77963589
weak bait you can do better lad

>>77963582
>ask god for help
>nothing happens
"fuck this, I'm becoming an atheist"

>as nobody for help
>nothing happens
"well shit"

>>77963610
call the king a bender sweetie

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>>77963573
this.

pakis and nigs will always shoot each other regardless of gun laws. might as well let the white middle class have them too

https://soundcloud.com/benhoncho/untitled

posting it again

>>77963589
they're here from the brightbart comment section

>>77963594
mace should remain illegal because it's a tool designed to hurt/incapacitate people, yeah

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>atheism is useless
>no great societies ever came from it

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>>77963379
at least it makes your bitches instantly wet :^

>>77963603
This. Christianity doesn't teach people how to hone their body and therefore the mind grows weak and it drifts towards atheism. Christianity isn't a real religion.
Neither is Islam, nor Judaism, which is more of a cult.

>>77963624
pakis try to massacre white people

nigs mostly stab themselves, but giving them easy access to guns would be a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysz93WWqoqc

>>77963624
>will always shoot each other
then why don't they? why do they use knives in the overwhelming majority of cases?

>>77963645
cheeky cunt

>>77963623
haven't updated mine since like 2012. is that search a plugin or is it default now?

>>77963589
>Being offended by a word
>Calling other people snowflakes

wew, lad. This is 4chan, not Tumblr

>>77963631
this. it's a feminist tool to harm men

>>77963645
*notices*

>>77963634
Absolutely, irrevocably true but I would still like it better if you were to delete this post.

>>77963656
It's default but you need a fairly recent version of Python installed for it to work.

>>>/pol/

you know who you are

skrr

>>77963631
dumb paki

thoughts on guns and other killing tools, thailad?

daily reminder america is the only country where school shootings are a norm and they will defend this

is your right to own a firearm more important of the right of others to be murdered by them?

guns i've shot
22 rifles
410 shotguns
smle 303
308
f88 austeyr

>>77963651
probably because its hard as fuck to get a gun in the UK. in the US nigs shoot themselves all the time the only areas whites have to worry about being shot are ghettos or shitty areas of big cities.

>>77963688
thailad doesn't have opinions anymore after the bender king debacle, he's a sad little husk of a man trapped in the downward spiral of self-censorship

>>77963692
what's wrong with school shootings?

>>77963697
or by your police lol

terrorists already have nukes, anon
we need to put more nukes in the hands of the right people

>>77963697
>it's hard as fuck to get a gun in the UK
no it's not, the criminals have literally millions of them and we need more guns to defend ourselves

>>77963692
School shootings only happen due to abusive parenting.

copped something clean but i love dirty too
that's my 32 and it hold 32
thirty four hundred u shoot for me i shoot for u

>>77963649
making guns legal with scrutionous background checks and electronic registering would not make guns easily available for nigs or pakis. It would make them easily available for law abiding citizens. if a criminal wants a gun, he could easily obtain one illegally now.

clarence kennedy isn't natty

he's gone overboard it's obvious now

>>77963706
nah only blacks or hispanics need to worry about that

that cop in minnesota killed the australian woman because she was being a cunt

>>77963651
because carrying a gun and shooting someone holds a more severe penalty than carrying a knife and stabbing someone. it's that simple. if they really wanted a gun, they could get one. 2500 gun crimes in the UK in one year.

yo, ay, yo, ay, yo, yo, yo, ay, ay, ay

>>77963688
I don't know really, it's one of those ones where I can see where both sides are coming from. Probably wouldn't go full yank with them in the UK if it were up to me but perhaps make owning a handgun ok under certain circumstances.

>>77963720
he doesn't claim natty you little insect

>>77963716
its not that easy, or half of south london would be a warzone every night

most of the guns on the street are fucking 1940s lugers and shit. opening the door for more guns is going to make them a lot more accessible for everyone

>>77963732
redpill taken

pipe up honkey
see what happen

>>77963708
well you're the 82nd ranked country in the world in gun ownership at 6.6 meanwhile the US is first with over 110. most of the countries behind you are shitholes in africa and the ME with no real numbers on gun owners

'Avin' a cuppy soup lads

Someone just please end my suffering

>>77963708
terrorists already have nukes, anon
we need to put more nukes in the hands of the right people

funny that you said this sarcastically but it's actually a very good point. the UK and USA need nukes if Russia, China and north Korea are going to have them. Just like white, law abiding folk need guns if all the nigs and pakis have guns, knives and acid.

i own divers collection of deadly instruments

>>77963771
what's wrong lad?

>>77963764
per 100 people*

>>77963734
oh so gun control laws prevent the use of guns? and the stricter they are, the less people have guns? good, im glad we agree

just killed the postman for violating the NAP

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>>77963764

Fuck off this isn't /cum/ you retards.

Vietlad isn't even an actual gook, what a fraud!!! >:((((

>>77963751
>its not that easy

It is, though. It's very simple and straight forward

>half of south london would be a warzone every night

It's not far off that now, and if people don't have any means of protecting themselves, it will continue to go that way.

>>77963791
The what?

>>77963793
this is /int/, a board for international discussion. meaning discussion between nations. /brit/ is for other nations to come and discuss british culture with native brits, simple as

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>>77963772
why not let more countries have nukes then? why not give all the nice countries nukes, so we're all safer? or do we leave it to the few nations (the police in this analogy) have guns to ensure the ones that do have them can be stopped

>>77963802
The postman lad

>>77963692
school shootings happen because schools are no gun zones

'tismo brit is back

thailad is aliv ]^:(

>>77963802
thinking about killing you for violating the NAP too mate

gang gang

>>77963821
the what

>>77963783
we do agree, gun control laws are essential, and criminals should always be prosecuted to the full extent for having them. Law abiding citizens however, should reserve the right to legally own and carry a registered gun.

>>77963830
the NAP

>>77963835
what's that

school shootings happen because america has absolutely no net to catch fucked up kids and adults who are clearly out of their minds

The right to defend yourself, your family and your property is a more important issue for the UK than gun ownership imo. If someone breaks into your house you should be able to kick the shit out of them with no fear of legal repercussions for doing so. Depending on their motivation/actions you should be allowed to kill them under severe circumstances too.

>>77963814
>(the police in this analogy

that analogy makes literally zero sense. half the countries with nukes are not pro western. its more the fact that since everyone (who matters) has nukes that nobody can use nukes. sort of like if everyone had a gun nobody could use guns lest they be shot themselves.

>>77963843
queg

>>77963797
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>>77963818

fuck off onto a aeroplane and crash it into your shitey general

>>77963843
isnt that basically the law these days anyway?

>>77963843
yeah the fear of repercussion is what is stopping miles, the 55 year old accountant from taking on 3 burglars in his house

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@55

>>77963855
don't know why you're so hostile i quite like brits and have welcomed them to /cum/ numerous times. bit sad thought we were allies lad

>>77963831
>criminals should always be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for having them
what if they're not already criminals

>>77963843
reasonable force is a murky area, as someone with a slight knowledge of legal defense i can assure you you'd be fine kicking the shit out of someone who broke in to your house

fucking yank retard scum you should all be genocided

>>77963855
MAKE ME
I fucking hate the Canadians there, shut up.

>>77963814
Not even our police have guns. The UK is pussified and biased against victims of crime beyond reproach. I'm glad you agree our police should also be armed.

But yes, I would see no harm in letting politically stable countries develp a nuclear program, should they have a legitimate threat, such as rowdy nigger neighbors who constantly harass them with knives and acid.

>>77963851
wat
>>77963860
not unless something has changed in the last 5 or so years.
>>77963866
well here we are back to guns..
>>77963872
really, I've case precedent to the contrary

>>77963831
all the sheed terrorists are 'law abiding citizens' until they start killing people

don't care about guns either way
quit this talk

>>77963882
literally got stopped by armed police and busted for cannabis possession, fuck you

>>77963871
>>77963877

fucking neck yourselves you fat yank wastes of space go eat a thousand burgers and rupture yourselves

>>77963889
I've heard*

>>77963895
get the fuck out of my country then you shitty 3rd generation german foreigner. no one wants you here

>>77963882
our police are armed anon, they have tasers, just only a few are given access to deadly weapons. The amount of people shot and killed without trial in the USA makes me think this a good thing, but it's vastly different over there as we've said already so i can't put too much on that point

@77963897
rude

shan't be giving you a (you) today

>>77963835
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>>77963821
listen m8
i just want to blow my load all over your sisters face is that too much to ask?

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>i will die of old age before any meaningful positive changes to urban planning will be made

if guns are so easy for criminals to get, why arent pakis going on rampages with them? there''s the odd nig shooting now and again but it's mostly confined to knife crime

dont see how adding more guns to the equation is going to help anyone

thinking of making an "honorary yank award" pasta and image. every thread one non-american poster gets the award

>>77963889
you can't just batter somebody, you can use force to stop the threat to yourself, which stretches pretty far desu

How hasn't every yank here NOT perished in a school shooting yet?

>>77963843
the right to defend yourself and your property ties in with gun ownership and the general use of weapons. if someone breaks into your house, you should have the right to do whatever you want to them, including kill them. tie them up and torture them for six monthsuntil they die of sceptic shock for all i give a shit. they broke into your house with the intent to steal or harm, they deserve whatever they get.

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>>77963913
Plz don't remind me of this feel.

>>77963847
>that nobody can use nukes
that's a good thing, you're implying, so if there was another, realistic way to prevent use of nukes that didn't involve people having guns to each others heads all the time, that would be better imo, but i guess it's a matter of opinion

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>>77963915

Fucking buy a gun and shoot yourselves fucking yank bastards

flat earth is real

>>77963930
fucking hell, looks like low value commercial zoning in sim city

>>77963843
are you some sort of nazi???

>>77963889
we're on viability of placing an emphasis on the right to defend onself, family and property. unless you've had a lot fighting experience, not just martial arts but also fighting in confined space, you'll get your fucking arse kicked and will probably end up worse off than sadly leaving the burglars alone.

guns mean that the old woman has the same ability to defend herself as the 20 year old man.

>>77963935
personally I love it when yanks give me head pats

value yank opinions immensely

>>77963914
no mate every criminal in the UK already has a gun and we won't be safe until everyone else gets one too

>>77963914
>why arent pakis going on rampages with them
ammo.

it would still be just as hard for them to get a gun and ammo if guns were legal but with scrutionous background checks, electronic registering, and ammo accounted for

>>77963950
Wretched Nancy boy

A yank, a leaf, and a mexican walk into a pub.

The landlord tells them to fuck off since this isn't /cum/

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>>77963930
its better now at least

>>77963903
not like spending your evening arguing with jolly ranchers is gonna decide whether you keep your overpriced ar
might as well kill yourself tyrone

>>77963957
>if you make it easier to get a gun, it would be just as difficult to get a gun
this is what yankboos actually believe

>>77963964
Still soulless autocentric shithole though. I won't rest till we start building medieval style cities again.

>>77963957
it wouldnt though really

pakis live every day lives before deciding one day they want to shoot up a shopping centre in the name of allah. also it makes the black market even bigger and guns are more accessible to criminals

>>77963916
I may well be misinformed, probably because the cases where people get fucked by the system are more newsworthy to the tabloids.
>>77963927
I'm unironically almost with you, there besides from the 6 months of torture and killing a nobhead that's stealing a dvd player.
>>77963944
that's what they tell me.
>>77963947
It's good point, and probably grounds for being allowed to own a handgun if you have reasonable suspicion you might be targeted or have been before. Perhaps even if you're over a certain age or something.

>>77963903
funny because I'm literally a 3rd generation german immigrant and I love guns

>>77963957
>if guns were legal but with scrutionous background checks, electronic registering, and ammo accounted for
most are legal, with a backgound check and its stored safely. anyone regardless of race can walk into a police station and pick up the form, fill it out and if they are mad or a criminal, buy a gun when they have it.

>>77963970
>automatically associating basic human rights with America
think you might be the Yankboo here mate

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>>77963989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmhNdSi-CvI

>>77963980
will store this post in my vault for future generations to cherish

>>77963913
demonstrably false
your country is fucked, but densities are going up in melbourne i thought?

>>77963970
if you class a scrutionous background check for criminal activity and mental health disorder, links to extremist movements, electronic signitures on weapons, and registered, accounted for ammo, as 'making it easy', then yes, it would still be just as difficult for any criminal to obtain a gun or ammo.

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>>77964004
go away milk kot

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>>77964002
>basic human rights include access to killing tools, but not healthcare or education
hmmm...
this is what yanks actually believe

>>77964011
"making it easy" is not the same as "making it easier"
more people owning guns in the UK would make it easier to get a gun in the UK
simples

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>>77964023
chebs

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the goal

wish i wasnt bullied by brits

Gun control is a form of population control, if the government has guns why can't I? If the PM and queen are under armed guard why can't I be? What makes their life more valuable than mine?

I'm also against gun control because it goes against the presumption of innocence. If I owned a gun I would not murder anyone so why am I treated like I would?

haven't had a drink in almost 2 months and I am afraid to open the beer I bought, maybe it will taste disgusting to me

>>77964011
>putting this much faith into a system that has consistently failed to stop extremists on multiple occasions

>>77964025
>killing tools
please don't use language like this it ever so frightens me x

>>77964044
it's stopped them getting access to guns (and therefore being able to kill more people, more quickly) though, which is good

>>77964037
it's okay sweetie australia will always be there for you x

>>77964009
dunno about melbourne but new thoughtless suburbs are still being built like fucking crazy on the fringes of cities

>>77963987
>pakis live every day lives before deciding one day they want to shoot up a shopping centre

Oh really? Because in every major terrorist attack i've looked at, all the perperators have had links to extremism/were on some sort of watch list/were previously arrested/have social media linked to extremist groups.

>also it makes the black market even bigger
How exactly would you operate a black market for electronically registered firearms?

>>77964036
*leases*

>>77963913
really hate the half headed attempt at urban development we been seeing here
all those places are going to be ghettos in a few years
big part of the problem is that they don't do much to improve forms of transportation, you still need a car to get anywhere

got called sweaty on /brit/

>>77964038
the problem isn't with you, it's with the masses, I could totally believe that making guns widely available in the UK would probably halve your chances of surviving whilst going about your business in a place like London.

>>77964034
that hitomi tanakas an odd one

>>77964062
yeah your zoning laws are fucked
you need policy-based planning, not zoning-based planning
don't know enough to explain why but i've heard zoning use planning makes sprawl a lot easier for developers to get away with

got called a sausage snag in bunnings

>>77964082
>knowing her name
go outside

>>77963989
well I probably wouldn't do that, and you would have to question the mind of someone who would. but should I be allowed to jump him from behind and stick a knife through his back after he's boken into my house and is rammaging through my shit?

I vote yes. Without any fear of reprecussion.

Got called a hoser down at the rink eh

>>77964074
Are you?

>>77964025
>healthcare and education
demanding that other people provide services to you

>gun ownership
literally just owning an inanimate object which you paid for with your own money

was arrested for disseminating marxist literature at greggs the other day

>>77964063
do you know how organize crime operates? it'll take nothing for them to hijack a vehicle loaded with firearms and sell them to the highest bidder

>>77964062
suburb over from me has 4 new fucking high rises going in, it's fucked.

>>77964069
LA is getting a new metro, densities in the peripheries of the cbd are rising, and more space is getting turned into mixed use developments, adding to walkability
don't get defeated anon :( it'll get better, danelad has a cool graphic on how to make large plot bungalows into denser, more walkable places

>>77964075
the measures need to be taken to avoid the guns getting into the hands of criminals. like electronic registering, scrutinous background checks, accounted for ammo.

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>>77964095
shes a normie javstar too

>>77964095
i know both their names and have terabytes of JAV

not a fan of either of them though

>>77964096
Yeah.. fair enough honestly, perhaps a bit of encouragement to stab him somewhere that isn't going to hit vital organs but yeah.. I'm with you.

>>77964069
The worst part is we already know that most of these sprawly suburbs will be impossible to afford maintenance for in the long-term. Cities are going to be stretched to the breaking point to afford these places. All the residents are going to be pointing fingers and blaming all manner of things, not wanting to admit it's their suburban lifestyle which was unsustainable.

>the occasional successful use of vigilante justice is worth massively increasing my chances of dying during a violent crime
weird

>>77964121
>danelad has a cool graphic on how to make large plot bungalows into denser, more walkable places
what

>>77964144
push the poor out to the burbs and retake the inner cities

>>77964075
But I'm an individual I shouldn't be tarred with that brush. If it's more dangerous then it should be up to the individual to defend themself.

It's a piece of metal and plastic it has no intent it's up to a person to pull the trigger

y no flg

>>77964061
thanks hunnie xoxoxo

>>77964146
>defending yourself and your family from violence is "vigilante justice"
oh dear

unironically listening to evanescence

>>77964152
haha yeah that looks weird
its just about making low capacity, high surface area plots able to fit more people in and selling off the edge to commercial activity on busy roads
the walkable places refers to the entire suburb not the single plot, i said it wrong

>>77964113
>it'll take nothing for them to hijack a vehicle loaded with firearms

I imagine a vehicle loaded with firearms would be protected by someone with firearms, or a police escort. This isn't the 1930's. If they steal the guns, they then have to steal the ammo too, which would obviosuly be transported seperately. All of the guns will be accounted for, the only way they could possibly succesfully be hijacked would be if it were an inside job. And if it were an inside job, people would be held accountable.

It would be very easy to regulate firearms in this day and age.

>>77964169
>jump him from behind and stick a knife through his back after he's boken into my house and is rammaging through my shit?
>defending yourself
oh dear

>>77964155
This is actually already starting to happen. Millennials started moving into the cities along with retiring boomers that was starting a new urban trend here. It's why gentrification has become a heated topic in recent years. We haven't seen this many people living in the cities in many decades and we aren't used to the usual city layout of rich in the center and poor on the periphery that's usually the norm.

>>77964177
who is danelad and what is this graphic

>>77964131
>>77964136
lads..
>>77964156
Yeah, I don't disagree from that perspective. If we were discussing actual implications and realistic implementation into law I don't think the UK would benefit from it, personally. There's a middle ground somewhere and we'd be better finding it.

>>77964207
the german/danish flag guy
he loves urban planning and that
he's the jewish neoliberal guy from london who lives in denmark/germany

>>77964195
>if I make up a silly scenario that hasn't happened I win!

>>77964209
eggy-headed mong

getting a shotgun licence isnt hard

my ex g/f had one

just saying

>>77964189
>I imagine a vehicle loaded with firearms would be protected by someone with firearms, or a police escort.
Nope unless military or police weapons. Most are sent by courier wrapped in boxes, theres only a couple of the national firms who will take them though. Taxis are also popular as you can fill the boot with rifles say needing to go to the proofing house or range.

>>77964141
why would you try to avoid vital organs? someone has broken into your house, could well be armed, is obviously very dangerous. you should be looking to incapacitate him completely by whatever means neccesary. It could very easily be a your or him scenario, and if it were me in that scenario, I wouldn't be worried about missing vital organs, I would be aiming for them.

>>77964235
liar

>>77964235
to my knowledge you can't even apply for a firearm licence here without giving a valid reason for owning one (and no, fun or as a hobby doesn't count)

you need to say it's for pest control or something

Kiss my mother fucking dick

>>77964235
the UK being completely nogunz is a martsharter meme, not true in the slightest

any wagie man in

>>77964281
no mate

reckon gainful employment is reprehensible

>>77964242
easily addressed issues. store owners should be responsible for overseeing the safe transport of their weapons, I.E. hiring armed gaurds or police to protect them. If there is a hijacking, whoever lapsed securit should be held accountable. Would be very easy to make law, and customers would happily pick up the bill for the right to defend themselves.

>>77964228
oi
>>77964243
because someone with a knife stuck in their back probably isn't all that interested in taking your shit anymore and will most likely want to get out of your house as soon as possible. That said if you did, I wouldn't hold it against you.

/brit/

>>77964279
i've got a .22 air rifle i shoot cats with

reckon i could kill a man with a well played shot to the eyeball

egg

was once stopped by an alt-right gang in greggs and made to recite the 14 words of white supremacy

>>77964144
Even when they build new apartments, it's a complex way out in Africa where you still need a car. It could all be solved if they would build better mixed traffic routes instead of just expanding the main road

>>77964290
what? the guns are safe being transported like that else news reports of them being stolen would be common. who wants to steal hunting and target rifles or shotguns? you are blathering.

>>77964293
>because someone with a knife stuck in their back probably isn't all that interested in taking your shit anymore and will most likely want to get out of your house as soon as possible

Or panic in fear for his life and defend himself to the best of his ability? Fight or flight mate. I'm not rolling the dice on a 50/50 chance he could pull the knife out and stab me with it.

Fuck that, i'd be stab happy as fuck.

>>77964261
lol literally could not be more wrong.

you can apply under provisions of hunting or recreational/sports shooting. if you apply under hunting, you need to provide property and size of property you hunt at and can face calibre restrictions on top of pre-set restrictions if the property isn't big.

that means that you get more access to guns under the sports shooting reason, and it's easy as fuck to do it. here in QLD, we literally have a shooting association that is essentially a dummy organisation with no club house, no meet ups, no events which allow you to get your licence legally with no hassle or obligation to attend shooting events - while being able to use it for hunting.

a cat A & B licence is easy as fuck to get, just hassle to do paperwork

squaorking

>>77964219
iirc melbourne or sydney was getting a new subway
we'll see how long it lasts before pajeets and tyrones shit up the carriages

>>77964333
I'm thinking around the upper right shoulder, he'll be pretty useless in a fight without his right arm if he still fancies it. Pull the knife back out as well and see how much he wants it again..

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muh guns muh guns muh guns

got asked for my opinion on the rapid changes in cultural appropriation in greggs lads

>>77964328
I agree with you. I don't think you're the guy I was initially replying to, who was saying there would be mass hijackings if gns were made legal, and an emerging black market.

It's not happening now with shotguns and rifles, it wont happen later with anything else.

wouldnt mind a cornetto

legitimately think they've begun putting hormones in the tapwater here or something. Every third fucking person I knew from high school is now a tranny, it's actually unsettling

still paranoid my ex g/f is going to blow my brains out ngl

>>77964389
are the frogs gay?

>>77964376
think you've had your fair share mate
*motions to your tummy*

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>>77964408
you know that was actually true right?

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>thought the 'check was in early this week
>bureaucrats just monging about as usual, no actual money yet

grim

>>77964362
the thing is you probably wouldnt have time to decide where to stab. which is why the best option would just be stabbing multiple times wherever the knife lands until he is on the ground unable to get up.

i just think if you want to avoid being stabbed to death, you shouldn't break into peoples houses. and that if you live in a house, you should be allowed to get as stab happy as you feel like with an intruder.

funnily enough, if you had a gun, it would be much easier to do the whole thing without injury. A warning shot is enough to get most criminals to cooperate

>>77964418
I'm ready to believe anything at this point, the world's gone mental.

>>77964370
ah ok makes mroe sense now

bows and crossbows are also perfectly legal without a licence

a crossbow would be pretty good for home defence lol

A warning shot is enough to get most victims to cooperate.

*pew*

Now take of your trousers... slowly

>>77964442
>a crossbow would be pretty good for home defence lo
you would have to keep it loaded and strung surely?

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They're probably lying together in bed right now, utterly serene in each other's arms

>>77964457
yeah of course

you can load them pretty fast though, or just use 2 hand crossbows like a badman

>>77964464
STOP

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>>77964408

Mate he was right

http://www.dailywire.com/news/18204/contraceptive-pills-turning-freaking-fish-amanda-prestigiacomo

>>77964427
Yeah, it's one of them ones where in the moment whatever happens just happens. Can't really say how it'd go down. Yeah you're right, might not even have to shoot, just get his attention with a gun pointed at him and I'm sure that'll be the end of it all.

>>77964442
you're not allowed to use them for defense though.

Didn't realize it was 7.

http://www.merlinarchery.co.uk/bows/crossbows/pistol-crossbows.html

would merk any cunt with one of those

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the bf

>>77964490
sprog

>>77964470
i didn't think you could keep crossbows loaded because it'd wear out the string?

you can't even keep magazines loaded for elongated periods of time

>>77964473
I'm not even taking the piss, it's just a good meme. Probably why he said it like he did. It's much more catchy to scream about gay frogs than to do a dry scientific explanation. 4D chess init

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>>77964471
They probably had sex earlier too

>>77964470
>you can load them pretty fast though, or just use 2 hand crossbows like a badman
you dont keep bows strung as it ruins the flexibility and the string lengthens over time. they arent that fast to load, but you are right about the 2 being badman.

>>77964495
dunno, string technology is pretty advanced these days. its the same stuff they use on sailing boats and whatnot

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any fashy lads in

you're not supposed to leave loaded guns around either you fucking nogun wankers

might buy a gun

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>visit eastern europe
>some of the buildings have bullet holes in them
>mfw the towns still look nicer than our ones

love tap water
love sucking cock
not a gay frog, just like it
simple as

>>77964555
good post

went to a swingers party and ended up with a dick in the arse

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>>77964497
I HATE YOU

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>>77964491

Rewatched his Joe Rogan episode during the week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM&feature=youtu.be&t=5890

What a man

>tfw forehead is greasy even though I showered 4 hours ago

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>>77964517


Here la

business idea: use Australian forehead grease for cooking

munching on dried apple

Would like to go on a swing while sitting in someones lap.

unironically might buy this to take the estrogen out of the tap water here
https://www.chewy.com/aquatic-life-ro-buddie-three-stage/dp/146152?utm_source=google-product&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=hg&utm_content=Aquatic%20Life&utm_term=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhvmTnLm_1QIVkSSBCh2imwTyEAkYASABEgKHAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

love alex jones. he's absolutely mental, but he's actually bang on the money with lots of stuff. I think he's a high functioning autist.

Train prices too high

>>77964590
dicky seems as camp as a bed of roses

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>>77964628
>>77964580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

Judy?

Enjoy videos of yank tourists in Bangkok
don't know why,
just do
https://youtu.be/1JVkT2xP-y0

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being a bloke is the easiest job in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQfFIUhD10

>>77964647
this is a man who believes his own internal narrative to the exclusion of all other input. his front lobes must be tiny.

>>77964658

They must absolutely despise whites in Thailand

>>77964512
>you dont keep bows strung as it ruins the flexibility and the string lengthens over time

this is an old myth really. modern materials are a lot more durable. you can keep crossbows cocked for serious amounts of time. string materials are designed not to creep, and modern limbs are extremely reliable.

t. archery nerd

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>>77964663

>>77964675
nah, they make a living from fleecing them.

>>77964682
cuck

weird how all these little things like flick knives are illegal but axes even maces and warhammers can be bought without any license at all

>make a post
>Wait about 5 or so posts
>get no You
>close brit out of shame and embarrassment

oi mate! where's your gamesworkshop licence for those warhammers

>>77964702
has to do with concealment mostly, same principle applies for handguns which are completely overregulated when compared to long guns in commonwealth countries even though the size and penetration capabilities of rifle bullets can do far more damage

>>77964702

stop giving them ideas

>>77964679
thanks for the info, a well thought out reply providing data relevant to the initial enquiry. consider me updated.

hey thailad how are gas prices in thairand?

>>77963930
there is literally nothing wrong with pic related

>>77964724
kys

>>77964719
https://www.theknightshop.com/bar-mace-13th-cent

>>77964720
it still applies to trad bows like longbows, but modern recurves, compounds and crossbows are made out of space age shit. i used to post my bow here sometimes, but archery is niche and nobody gives a shit lol.

woke up drunk

mildly disgusted by how much of a normie runt I've become 2bh
life is almost entirely composed of working, drinking, smoking, shagging, and spending time with friends

>>77964745
>le you need to be more efficient, combat urban sprawl and get rid of your car and ride the bus with tyrone and share your house with 2 muslim families
fuck off reddit

>>77964722
about $1.13 AUD a litre.

a lot of cars are hybrid with LPG too though.

>>77964764
What else to life is there?

>>77964754
cool, i fired a bow once by accident (could have been lots of trouble, the arrow went out the office window across the road and into the beach) and it was fun, would like to do more actually.

>>77964774
shitposting online, playing video games, drinking mountain dew, watching anime, etc...
ie. all the activities of the stereotypical /brit/ virgin

>>77964764
yeah life shitposting on here is so much better m8

>>77964773
what was getting a licence over there like? when I went to thailand we just rode around on these shitty little japanese motorbikes and that was that, if there were any issues that required ID we just got out the passports

>>77964798
The test is a peice of piss but you've got a whole day of shit to go through like an 8 hour video.

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*drives 2 hours to work*
at least I have my autonomy

>>77964793
this but unironically

bet 'tismoyank doesnt have a car haha

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>>77964811
slow your roll wagecuck

>>77964768
>You have to be liberal redditor to support better urban planning.
I'm the real traditionalist if anything, I want to return to an older more natural city design. You dumb cager fucks live a idealistic post-war marketing meme of the 20th century. fuck off.

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>>77964822
better than being packed in a city with a bunch of foreigners
at least I have a lawn that I pay someone to maintain and make use of twice a year
*gets an HOA fine for parking on the street*

>>77964790
um sweaty

>>77964808
>8 hour video

that's so retarded on so many levels. concentration would begin to lapse after two hours, by 4 hours you would be taking literally nothing in. and you could learn so much more in that time by doing practical things

are women attracted to men with tv licenses?

>>77964870
yep

it's a a a a a a a

>>77964833
>You dumb cager fucks
yeah, fuck off reddit. I'd prefer a nice big property over living in between two mosques where I can ride the metro with tykeesha and jamal

>>77964870
to get my learners I had to do an entire weekend of driving theory with a bunch of other 16 year old runts before I even went near a car just to pass a 35 question test (took literally two minutes)

forgot absolutely everything within a week

>>77964897
I just decided I wanted to learn to drive and drove around in a parking lot with my grandpa in his pickup for a while
grim

>>77964850
>at least I have a lawn
How is this an argument? Mongolia is a big lawn. The only reason whites fled from the city is Section 8 and social housing. In Europe and even in Toronto, foreigners live in the suburbs.

>>77964894
>yeah, fuck off reddit
It's from /n/ you fucking retard, you won't find that term anywhere on reddit. All you can do is spout memes about minorites. You know absolutely nothing about the topic, and have nothing of interest or insightful to say so fuck off. It was you who decided to com in here and spew you fucking bullshit anyways, everyone else was having a nice conversation.

>>77964928
>>77964928
>>77964928

>>77964897
wow, didn't know it was this mental in aus.

here the theory takes up to an hour, 50 questions and a video risk assesment where you click on the risks. mine took me about 35 minutes, passed first time with 99% score, think you need 87% to pass.

you dont even have to do that to do your lessons either, you just need it before your practical test. anyone over 17 can book a driving lesson, all you need is a provisional license, which you just have to send off for.