/dixie/ btfo edition
who /bourbon/ tonight
How do you even play as the basques
>>77961623
>>77961701
Thank God that Castile guaranteed me day one and have him beat the shit out of Aragon
>>77961701
custom nations I think
>>77961673
fug need to add that to my grocery list
>>77961733
>custom nations
You could just start out as Navarre
>>77961771
yes I often like to play as micronations which are sandwiched between Spain and France, nothing could be more fun
>>77961796
>No CB Brittany
>No CB the Irish minors
>escape to the New World
>profit
America WILL be Basque
>>77961771
But it's LITERALLY impossible to survive the early game as Navarre
Awesome music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouvLmeiUVSo
>>77961822
You literally aren't trying hard enough
>he doesn't exclusively play as Theodoro
>>77961835
are Johnny
>Historian William C. Davis labels many of the myths surrounding the war as "frivolous" and included attempts to rename the war by "Confederate partisans" which continue to this day. He claims names such as the War of Northern Aggression and the expression coined by Alexander Stephens, War Between the States, were just attempts to deny that the Civil War was an actual civil war.[69]
Explain this, racists
>>77961980
>War Between the States
Except it was objectively a war between the states.
reminder that there is almost no precedent in historiography for using the term "civil war" to describe a war of secession
>hurr the 1848 Hungarian Revolution was actually the Austrian Civil War
>durr the American Revolution was actually the British Civil War
Historians are fucking hacks for allowing the term to be misused for so long for political reasons.
>>77961733
what kind you gonna get? buffalo trace here. first bottle of it I've bought, it's pretty good.
>>77962110
>1848 Hungarian Revolution
you mean the one where Henry Clay told them to fuck off because America thinks that Europe is on another planet
>>77962157
eh? Did they ask for financial aid from us or something?
>>77962143
I try to buy Virginian usually but it's not usually that good, so I might just forget about that. I'm not sure what's good but cheap, I'm not really swimming in cash at the moment so whatever's good and around fifty dollars.
>>77962228
>After Tsar Alexander II put down the 1863 January Uprising in Poland, French Emperor Napoleon III asked the United States to "join in a protest to the Tsar."[6] Secretary of State William H. Seward declined, "defending 'our policy of non-intervention—straight, absolute, and peculiar as it may seem to other nations,'" and insisted that "[t]he American people must be content to recommend the cause of human progress by the wisdom with which they should exercise the powers of self-government, forbearing at all times, and in every way, from foreign alliances, intervention, and interference."
Don't know how I got that mixed up with Hungary lel
>>77962228
>>77962143
We just opened the first (legal) distillery here since prohibition, I ought to get around to trying it one day
>>77962268
Woodrow Wilson was such a piece of fucking shit
>>77962311
>since prohibition
wew lad
>>77962356
>mfw they're based in Georgia and their only two products so far are vodka and orange flavored vodka
>>77962455
inb4 peach vodka
>>77962478
>not peanut vodka
injuns deserved it
>>77962311
what's the name of the distillery?
>>77963005
Ghost Coast Distillery.
We have a bar in town named "The Distillery" but it's just a bar.
>>77964441
Me on the right
/acadiana/
>>77961623
>+92 relation
Fuq u cuntway im gonna whoop your tushie tonight
>>77962110
I prefer the term "Carpathian Civil War" (This sucks ass too btw)
And it wasn't a war of secession. We didn't declare independence until the second half of the war. It was about state rights and the autonomy of the Hungarian Crown and the Nobility.
whoops hahah
>>77972662
>Austria-Poland
what have you done
>>77969465
ftfy
>>77974225
>tfw no alternate history where the French monarchy escaped to Nouveau France and then continued the Kingdom of France in the Americas with Cajuns and Quebecois
>>77974225
that flag is sexy as fuck
>>77974378
that literally happened in brazil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_of_the_Portuguese_Court_to_Brazil
>>77972662
reminds me of my game where i PU'd france and spain as catholic ottos :')
>>77974615
I think there were plans to move the British monarchy to Canada if the Germans succeeded in the Battle of Britain too.
time to go
>to work
>>77974617
we are doing a eu4 mp tonight you should join us
>>77975657
around what time do you want to start?
>>77975901
im currently just waiting for everyone to be online atm.
it would be nice if we could start in 3-4 hours or so
Florida sucks Mississippi sucks Alabama Sucks Texas Super sucks
Turkey is the greatest nation on erf
>>77975930
I could be available in around four, maybe five hours. I have some demolition to do in my grandparents house first. I hope we can start in the afternoon our time here though and not at six or something but who knows, this place is always kind of dead until around that time.
>>77976121
yeah im guessing in 5 hours aswell
ill make sure to wait for everyone to be available
>>77975657
i didnt buy any dlcs past cossacks though. i dont play the game anymore as well i am having a bit burnout from grand strategies after couple of hundreds of hours invested in pretty much all of them.
>>77976147
I don't think it matters if a few people join late, if we're only playing on 2x speed like last time.
>>77976168
its alright.
In mp if the host has all the DLC's it gets distributed to all the other players, meaning even if you only have the base game, if the host has all the DLC's you will get those dlc's aswell.
We have a couple on newbies with us aswell so its not going to be anything competitive.
>>77976207
it might be a little shitty if we play with custom nations like last time and people get to make theirs after a couple of years.
But i guess we could start before 1-2 guys
>>77976233
thanks for the offer but i ll still pass, i dont want to play grand starts, at least for some time.
I like hispanics desu
>said they were gonna play around 5 EST
>"lol let's play in an hour"
What the fug
>>77979714
Five is fine if its when everybody's available.
>>77980101
I mean, I'll probably be available a bit before.
Do I need to add the Turk?
>>77980181
im currently monitoring everyone so if you could add me that would help
or just join the steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/APHillDidNothingWrong
>>77975964
>im currently monitoring everyone
Creep
>>77980223
I'm in the steam group.
I'm just phoneposting so my autismflags aren't showing
>>77980481
than most likely i have already sent a friend invite
>>77980434
im giving you special treatment bby ;)
>>77980514
Shy
Sissy
Texas
Boi's
this is /gsg/ right?
Just finished reading A Canticle for Leibowitz last night y'all, pretty good book
>there's an empire based out of Texarkana
>>77980902
faget
>>77981042
>tfw
>>77980906
the liquor barons welcome you
>>77981258
>tfw you will never embark on a crusade to defend the Oregon Country from the nomad hordes
>>77981042
Can I get a quick rundown on this book?
I do declare
>>77981451
Right so the premise is that in the 20th century, the world gets nuked back to the middle ages and the survivors start targeting the intelligentsia and elites, blaming them for the war
The Catholic church creates a bunch of monastic orders to preserve the knowledge from the last civilization.
And so the book follows the history of the Order of Leibowitz as they carry out this duty while the world essentially goes through the same cycle it did in our own last 1000 years.
>>77981792
Just read the synopsis, that sounds pretty neat
If I had been Catlick I would have liked to have been a Cardinal.
Orthodox>>>>>>>>>Everyone else
Stinky dumb Byzantine scum
>>77983274
>>77983132
never too late to repent, schismatic
>>77981792
Sounds really neat, might have to check that one out
>only cuntway is online
where the fuck are you people
>>77983815
you're stuck with me sweaty :3333
>>77983815
working on some renovations for my grandparents' house, but I'm done pretty soon. It's early in the day here.
>>77983815
Taking my girlfriend to work
>>77983957
>>77983815
das gay
>>77983815
drinking away my sorrows of course
>>77984783
Do some chad posting
That will make you feel better
>>77983132
Kind of wish I could be a Catlick, I went to a service when I moved here, the church was beautiful but the service is too low church for me
I'd definitely go if there were Latin services within driving distance
I also wish I'd checked out the Episcopalian church, but the Methodists already ordered a choir robe for me.
>Methodist
At least you aren't Baptist
>>77985352
I joined the Methodist church almost exclusively for the musical tradition, honestly
I agree about the Baptists, though, megachurches are absolutely degenerate
Still salty about the Second Vatican Council, though, would definitely be Catholic if not for that
>>77983274
I unmemingly attend the local Orthodox Church
>>77985310
>>77985543
>>77985352
Grew up Baptist. Went to a megachurch ONCE. Worst church experience of my life.
Ruskies OUT
>>77986165
It's Greek Orthodox :^)
Okay I'd say another 45 minutes until I'm finished here.
>tfw Home Depot is probably going to try and charge you an extra day for the tile remover you rented because you didn't return it by 2:30
More like Home Israel
>>77985543
>Still salty about the Second Vatican Council
There's a church for that lol
Vatican II was a mistake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism
>>77986312
I've thought about going to an SSPX church before, but honestly they're generally pretty far away and really underwhelming. The main appeal for Catholicism in my opinion, is the splendor of it. I'll probably go to a Latin mass one day though.
From what I understand, the Episcopalian church really is the best choice for someone seeking a traditional high church experience. Might as well just go there if you're going to say the Pope is a heretic, unless their moral opinions are really what matters to you.
>>77986876
>splendor
just go to an Orthodox church, ya peepeehead
Are there still Anglicans in the US?
>>77987502
There's some in the northeast
>>77987251
maybe, what's the music like these days? traditional? Honestly I still do have a preference for Latin church aesthetics
also Protestantism has choirs I can join, which is a big plus
>>77987502
There are some directly Anglican churches in the US, yes
but the Episcopalian church is the official American branch of the Anglican communion
>>77987648
Mostly choir, you may hear an organ depending on where you go, but yeah, it's very traditional. Mine still does a lot of the service in Greek, but they do Scripture readings and other very important bits in English as well.
You can join the choir, but you gotta join the church and all that,
>>77987893
Oh, I do like the sound of that actually. I'll definitely check it out soon, then. It's a shame the closest one to me is all the way in Little Rock, that's a bit of a drive.
You'd think, living in the bible belt with all these options, people would have the sense to choose something nice over these megachurches and whatnot that you see flourishing everywhere.
>>77988316
There are, they're just weird tiny Protestant churches.
The kind that have names like "Seed" or "Life" and just go by "Christian" instead of a denomination
>belonging to a memechurch
Catholics are the most powerful people in the world
>>77988703
this
Love Southerners
Hate Yanks
Simple as
Lads, I forgot the Alamo
>>77989674
wow, I bet you gave up the fucking ship, too
>>77989674
Don't even joke about that
>>77989674
I specifically asked you NOT to do that
>>77989674
delete your account
Hurry up and get home you fucking shit
>>77990510
and so the /dixie/ group dies, patiently waiting
>>77990510
You can just start without me if you need to, I'll be another 15-20 mins
>>77961623
dixies in usa are german or british?
>have to leave in 15 minutes
keep Austria strong for me y'all
>>77990887
Usually Scotch Irish or English
>>77990838
conway the third is also leaving, said he will be around afterwards
there is me, georgia, cuntway, you and who else again?
I feel like there were 1-2 more people
>>77990975
North Carolina but I haven't seen him
>>77990887
>>77990917
don't forget the French in Louisiana, wouldn't be surprised if they're a little Spanish too
also there are definitely a lot of Germans here
in Conway especially
>>77991102
>wouldn't be surprised if they're a little Spanish too
A lot of cajun food is Spanish. Jambalaya is.
>>77991064
ah yes
he was online 2 hours ago, hopefully he will turn up
>>77991175
exactly, it's pretty much paella and they are both very good
I don't feel like you really hear many Spanish names in Louisiana, though, which is odd considering the influence they had there
>>77991102
>>77991175
Probably some Spaniards in Florida too (like actual Spaniards, not Cubans who came here on a raft)
There's also some really random ass ethnicities. There used to be a sizable Jewish ethnicity here. There was also a large group of Serbs in Mississippi once upon a time.
However, to actually answer >>77990887
The South is mostly Britbongs (including Celts) with a bit of Germans. Also black people and Cajuns.
>>77991345
Also, I should have specified, when I say a sizable Jewish population here, I mean my city in particular.
We need to rid our land of the eternal German
>>77991345
There were a lot of Russians who moved to Southeast Arkansas before the commies took over
Okay everyone except virginia is here
>>77992413
>sack of gold
Are we starting then
>>77992470
virginia said he will be in around 15 minutes or so
although he said that half an hour ago
ill give him 10 minutes to respond to this post, otherwise i guess we can start beforehand
So far its me, cuntway, conway the third who will join afterwards, georgia, virginia who we are waiting and north carolina
hopefully thats all y'all
>>77991426
Kill all G*rman-Americans!
>>77992619
Gives me time to eat dinner at least.
>>77992729
oh okay
we can wait, ill get myself some tea aswell
>>77992729
>>77992844
what's happening
>>77992916
EU4
>>77992916
we are doing a /dixie/ eu4 mp
you should join us
>>77992619
RESPONSE
Maybe I'll join y'all when I get home
>>77993028
are you at home?
>>77993049
*allies you*
:^)
>>77992930
>>77992966
I don't play games anymore
>>77993100
oh okay
cunt
>>77993100
>I do not play games anymore.
>I have transcended the human need for entertainment.
>I merely meditate upon my pain and anguish until it strengthens me.
>>77993100
damn shame
>>77993100
fag
INITIATING VIDYA
>>77993431
are you ready?
>>77993486
immer bereit
Have fun fagets
I'm ready
Send me an invite
>get off work
>erryone is playing vidya
>>77994492
You could have joined us if you weren't such a stingy Jew
>>77994492
buy yohan's game
>>77994689
>>77995066
eu4 is $40 and then there's many countless DLCs
i may get it next pay day when ive got extra $$$
>>77995376
when you play MP you automatically get the DLC of the host of the game, so you don't have to worry about that
>>77995393
house
raya
welp
time to learn a new vidya
>>77995554
>the captcha was added to my post
what the fuck
>georgia crashes
>virginia's menu is fucked
>hotjoin doesnt fucking work
>i crash when exiting to menu
god dAMNIT JOHAN
it's official
all Swedes must be exterminated
>their game won't even play
leave some angsty steam reviews so i know not to buy it guys
>>77995890
> carolina went to eat food
AAAAAAAA
Wow that took much longer than expected.
>see shitpost about some japanese massacre contest in nanking in ww2
>it was real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
holy fuck
>>77997216
You didn't know about that?
Im so fucking done with this game
Relevant
>>77997216
Never happened, stupid gaijin.
>>77997319
I've never played EU4 online. Is it fun? I savescum a ton because I'm a sour loser.
>>77997470
this is only my second time, it's pretty entertaining
>>77997216
nothing compares to the vivisections
>>77997470
It'd be fun if my SHIT WORKED
> my modem fucking spazzed
Cuntway is hosting now
>>77998494
the hell is wrong with your interbutts
>>77998494
>had to reinstall eu4
>still doesnt work correctly
>>77998753
nice
>>77998522
>>77998541
It's a little slower than usual, but still no reason for it to be shitting the bed like that.
>>77999434
we can basically retry anytime
>>77997303
i knew about unit 731 and the rape of nanking in general, that particular event i'd never heard of
>>77997351
lel
>>77998324
there was unit 731s weapons testing facility
but i agree, vivisection is hell tier
>>77999023
outSTANDING meme
>>77998753
It wasnt me we played eu4 3 days ago and this didnt happened
> georgia
>just beat fallout 3
>given the option to purge the united states of mutants
>took it
felt good man
>>77999889
new vegas is better tbqh
>>77999912
yeah im looking forward to it a bit more
the faction wars seem to flesh the setting out a bit more
fallout 3 was fun but at times bland as fuck
>Lee
>>77999938
you haven't played NV before?
>>77999938
I really wish they had been able to add more character to Caesar's Legion
the DLCs are great though, that was a really memorable game, very well written
>>77999993
>tfw 6 away from the get
let's see who got it
>>77999999
>>78000034
them 0s tho
>78000000
>>78000092
derp
>>78000000
>both gets suck
why is /int/ such trash
Game broke
I made Tirgoviste.
>>78000155
>>78000191
What happened? Did Tirgoviste destroy Poland?
>>78000191
>>78000208
Dunno. The game just quit on me suddenly. Gremble was playing Poland and i accidentally cucked him by making Tirgoviste and taking away his sea access.
>>77999968
i played for like 3 hours at a friends once
years ago
oh what now
>>78000277
it did that to me, too
4 hours of trying to get it to work and basically nothing to show for it
>>78000360
I personally don't feel like restarting AGAIN. We can set another date.
>>78000360
im going to fucking bed
hopefully i will never wake up after what happened today
lets just do 3 man games next time
Imagine your game sucking this much
>>78000430
its fucking johans fault
its nowhere near this hard to make 6 player mp lobbies at, say civilization
well at least we got like an hour and a half of playtime in and some lobby bantz
Fuck you heretics kara koyunlu is great stop bullying them
We could play Civ V, I suppose.
>>78000480
if it fails this hard again next time, we can all just hop on to civ 5.
Way less hassle and it actually works
(download no quitters mod though)
>>78000448
what are you talking about, anon, the game says you can have over 200 players :^)
>>78000480
I think EU4 is the only game almost everybody here has
I only own Civ IV
>>78000515
i think all of us+texas has civ 5 aswell
oh wait you dont have it lol
>>78000553
it's only $19.99, I guess I could get it if everybody else really does have it
>>78000597
you need gods and kings and brave new world too though
unlike eu4 DLC's dont carry over
HOLY FUCK IM IN THE SOUTH (ARKANSAS) AND THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY NIGGERS
>>78000692
Maybe you should stay out of Pine Bluff then you ashy fucking coon
>>78000710
IM IN WEST MEMPHIS
>I'm in West Memphis
wew
Khergit genocide can't come soon enough
>>78000756
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY NIGGERS
ah yes
Germans
evening dixie
>>78000994
>Angela Merkel
>and her conservatives
>>78001003
Salutation brother!
>>78001020
Germany's just that far gone desu
>>78000994
>hey don't try to help the country that protects your shipping lanes 4 free
Europe should be burned to the ground
>governor's race is now being touted in national media as being a referendum on Trump
>state government positions are a referendum on the President
>a Democrat replacing a Democrat is a referendum on the President
>>78001808
Isn't this like the 6th referendum on Trump we've had since the election for Trump that we had after the nomination of Trump? Isn't this the 8th straight loss for the Democrats?
>>78001828
Reckon I'll lose my virginity before the Democrats win again
Wish they still made good documentaries
>>78005876
>>78004902
Also, if you're into conspiracy memes Conspiracy of Silence is an interesting one.It never got a real release, so the quality is ass. Since there's a gorillion things named that, I'll link it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qJnMjeUyo
Just Melvin, Just Evil is kind of morbidly interesting too.
The south should be given to Liberia
>>78010065
You need to be given back to Pakistan.
>feel like I'm hungover every morning I wake up
don't like this feel
>>78014011
He's partially right though, Liberia was supposed to be where we sent ex-slaves after abolition. Not too many actually ended up going though.
>rained out of work
i get an extra day off
>>78017579
noice
>>78017673
gonna get baked and play new vegas while comfy thunderstorms roll through
>>78018096
very nice
>>78018096
wat build
I think im also gonna play new vegas
>>78005876
General Lee I presume
>>77961863
I've never had a Theodoro start work out. God I'm terrible at games.
>>78019178
I was being sarcastic mate, they're pretty much impossible to play as. I'm not even entirely sure why they were added to the game besides the novelty of having Gothic culture in.
>>78020420
it's probably so youtubers can drum up publicity by taking over the world as Theodoro
>>78018563
did stealthy with small guns in 3, might for heavy bruiser in this one
>>78019040
lel
>>77961623
I keep asking this and I'll ask again. Do you Southerners consider Maryland the South? Am I welcome here?
>>78022967
You ain't confederate but I'd consider you south.
>>78022967
all friends of /dixie/ are welcome, and while maryland was immediately occupied by union soldiers and did not secede, it was always below the mason dixon
I wish we were still British
i wish i was a kike
>>78023322
nice dubs
>>78023322
I wish we still had slaves
>>78023807
>tfw no slave gf from balkanlar
>tfw no beaner gf to deport
>>78024471
This
>>78023807
Generally don't like people of the negroid race tbqh
>>78025229
>redguard
>tfw I will never be Dick Proeneke
>tfw I'll never live alone in the Alaskan wilderness for 30 years
>>78026498
Was Pinochet actually a lolbertarian or does he just get thrown into these memes because he hated commies?
Cant wait for the new hearthstone expansion to come out so that the game will be fun for 3 days and then the netdecks for the next 6 months get created and then the game stops being fun for a while again
>>78029042
He was less economically authoritarian than pretty much every other dictator and he had people from the Chicago school reorganize the economy so they didn't have hyperinflation. Milton Friedman was buttbuddies with him
I've arrived
>>78032042
one could say you have,
come'd
REALLY hate yanks
>>78032057
nothing wrong with that bud
>>78032057
Still not fully convinced that they're even human tbqh
>>78032087
>>78032431
yank final solution when?
>>78032558
soon
how do i support Donald Trump given the implicit yankness of his character ?
Vote southern democrats
>>78032638
>Washington, DC
But uhh haha ... I thought we were in the south
I suck at FPSs so badly
why are turks so based
>>78033137
this is pretty old news.
we also sold them knock off plastic boats so they would sink at the sea
>>78033186
dog bless
>>78033238
delet this
>>78033276
lel
i dont even know what it says
translate for me
r8 my pool table
>>78033341
Long live turkey
>>78033402
you should fuck a hooker on that
>>78032850
By recognizing that he's the lesser of two yanks
>>78033402
would play a game on
>>78033433
lel i saved it for that gnarly mustache
also ive fucked a chick on a pool table before
>>78032558
>mfw
>>78033525
thats cool
i didnt do that ever but thanks
Currently on page 126 of the bible
i swear to god i will go full celibate christian if i dont get myself a qt this year
>>78033552
you're welcome
>>78033623
>>78033623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Fathers
ancient christian hermits in the desert are literally the coolest order of monks that existed
>>78033623
Join the Dominican order
>>78033630
whoa holy shit i just realized there is a map of both the kingdom of jerusalem and the city of jerusalem (written at yerusalem ,a bastardized version of jerusalem, and not kudüs, the way its said in actual turkish)
>>78033726
>yerusalem
>>78033726
>Hello, my friend, is that yer usalem?
>>78033789
Wait no its yeruşalim
Sounds jewish
how do we end neo liberalism?
>>78033865
Eliminating government will remove the crutches that prop up corporations and allow the common man to rise
>>78033865
a return to southern values, agrarianism, and the lawd
>>78033238
Brother!
need a big tity milf greek mommy gf