BOOM, big reveal, turned myself into a pickle morty! I'm pickle rick!!!
Shit edition tbqh.
Sissies are gay
Please don't post gay things in this thread.
>>77959819
>>77959834
you aren't brits fuck off
delete this please
sue
>>77959819
Early
>>77959843
ummmm your wrong sweetie
hello mr krinkle won't you please tell me why?
babestation
mentally ill benders and pakis are the only posters with british flags at this hour
egg
>>77959843
Was gonna say neither are french but then I realised they are
not jewish just trust
finance rules and nothing rules but finance
1 rorke at work
1 lefty at work
>>77959876
None of those
How's that NEET life treating you, /brit/?
out with the croatians still ahaaa
im usong up all my Serbia Stronk memes, they fuciing love them
>>77959916
That feel when no girlfriend
>>77959915
Not a neet uni is over and this is my summer schedule
>>77959291
have you finished x
>>77959923
Pics
can't trust jews
At what point does ironic gayposting become unironic gayposting
>>77959925
If you don't have a summer job you're a NEET
just woke up. all the shops are shut and I have no food in the house. i'm fucking starving too. i went to bed thinking I could nip to 24h tesco when i get up, but it's saturday so it was closed at 10pm. absolutely dire
>>77959993
Go to a gas station
>>77959993
used to do this all the time in my freshman year
always called up the kebab man
>>77959993
are you confused which day it is too
its friday night not saturday night
>>77960012
>gas station
FOY
also there are none in walking distance of me that are open.
>>77960012
FOY
>>77959957
Once I have my ass stuffed with an English cock, then I'll answer.
lets be honest though
Mo Farah's final 10000m race was literally the GOAT 10000m race.
>>77960040
Drive to one
>>77960058
fuck off yank
>>77960042
"im not gay"
went a crypto double date with the 17 year old and her 23 year old friend and her orbiter, and he said my 17 year old could pass for a 9 year old
i was hoping it was just me who thought that
>>77960106
font
What does the NT in FONT mean?
chest hurts, breathing feels weird
>>77960132
normie twat
he has a good tweet to followers ratio. one tweet per thousand follower - what a great guy.
>>77960132
nigger tankie
>>77960132
nonce twat
>>77960150
foy
>>77960132
New Technology, but nowadays it doesn't stand for anything.
>>77960157
lol
>>77960139
aids
flat earth is real
>>77960132
nigger tickler
>>77960176
i wish, im a virgin
>>77960181
only decent yank post in the entire thread
>>77960181
maybe in the parallel universe where the earth is flat
ENGAGED IN CRIME I GRASP MY THROAT
ENRAGED MY MIND STARTS TO SMOKE
ENFORCE A MENTAL OVERLOAF
ANGRY AGAIN
ANGRY AGAIN
>>77960181
I'll make a flat yank real if you don't can it sunshine
>>77960215
what did he mean by this
>tfw no big chubby brit to crush me to asphyxiation while he stuffs me with his fat cock
>>77960156
it stands for normie twat
funny how the brits hated the intellectual so much that they shipped them to 'stralia
tfw no big nigger gf to shit in my face
>>77960212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX_2kmXxQiM
"Hey, Beavis! I just thought of something. I'm at work, but, like, I wasn't working. I just got paid to take a dump."
might drop the pet yank off of a two story building
>>77960260
That can be arranged
>>77960297
hilarious
>>77960275
Imagine this sat on your nose and mouth
>>77960297
toss it off the WTC as a jet crashes into it
>>77960316
wtf!
>>77960316
no thx
>>77960316
the gf
Me and the wife
Being a reverse cuck is pain and pleasure.
>>77960315
why do you become so insecure when photos of that fat yank twat are posted?
is it because you look like him?
>>77960392
he's canadian for a start
>Obamas mother was white and she raised Obama as a single mother
Really joggins the noggin
>>77960389
I hope people realize the more you have sex with people who aren't with your race without BC, the more you're forcing them to be unable to continue their and your own race.
You're leading african women into extinction.
Don't do that.
>>77960399
prove it
Autismo yank has abstract tattoos around the circumference of his megalithic gut that make him resemble an ancient piece of decorated pottery to conceal his stretch marks
>>77960418
haha yeah definitely read the entirety of this post, great post if i do say so myself (and i would know because i definitely read it)
>>77960418
Huh?
>rulers of the world
>sissies
really activates my almonds
>>77960451
tbf there is a lot of transgender mental illness in white countries
Black women are largely unattractive
Monkey looking creatures
>>77960464
Germans and Scandies, says I, lad. Shant be Anglos.
>>77960460
>>77960480
Please stop posting.
Just wanked when I said I wouldnt. Think I have an addiction
black women have more testosterone than white men
>>77960479
fucking lol
my cat is death process :(
yanks are all sissies
Can't wait
Poothreaditis: a disease where you poo in threads
*squats down on haunches*
>there's a town in Russia called Fart
>>77960532
oi scum
are you about saturday night GMT
didnt do tube today i thought it was thursday loL
>>77960532
Stop this right now young lady
>>77960540
redit circa 2010
>>77960505
Come home white man
business idea: foreskin tattoos
Ah yes the Reddit flagging twats are discussing their "tube" dates
>>77960531
need to move to Sardinia and live a neolithic life
>>77960568
That's not an Asian qt, lad. Don't be posting baboons.
>Fart, Russia
>Poop, Mexico
>Fucking, Austria
>Ass, Ukraine
>>77960580
Why is Nigel garage shilling for the emoji movie
>>77960531
Wasn't the Dick Figures movie this though?
going on a date with a thai girl tomorrow lads x
>>77960592
it's an edit of him shilling for Dunkirk
>Boring, Oregon
Need to move to Melbourne and live a really good life.
Oh wait I already am in Melbourne living a good life.
Just hit the gym bro. Don't worry, no one there will judge you. We're all focusing on ourselves.
>>77960614
Lotsa cute black girls in Melb, no?
>Intercourse, Pennsylvania
>>77960614
Sydney is full (of chinks) anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjyVh0p73Dc
>>77960614
>Oh wait I already am in Melbourne living a good life.
t. nu-male
>>77960617
>Dunkirk
>>77960621
black (non-aborigine) people don't exist in australia
FACT
>>77960617
Women need to be forcefully injected with testosterone to rid their "female" disease.
>>77960580
>@shortniqqamemes
>>77960617
doing this says more about their personality than it does about someone trying to improve their health... she probably posted it on facebook too, the dumb slag
>>77960614
*smashes you over the head with a big rock*
*spills your entrails on the ground and uses it to tell the future*
>Boogertown, North Carolina
>>77960644
didn't mean to quote that
Do you feel better or worse the day after you fapped?
anything not a superhero movie/ blatant trend piggybacking is good for 2017 tbqh
>Gaylordsville, Connecticut
>The village's name is often the subject of jokes relating to sexual intercourse.[2] Along with that of Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, the publishers of Eros Magazine sought mailing privileges from the postmasters of the town.[3] Intercourse and Blue Ball are often named in lists of "delightfully-named towns" in Pennsylvania Dutchland, along with Gap, Fertility, Mount Joy, Lititz, Bareville, Bird-in-Hand and Paradise.[4][5][6][7][8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse%2C_Pennsylvania
Movies are a dying artform in the west. Thankfully, China can provide us with movies that are actually enjoyable
>>77960670
>fapped
FOY
>Mount Buggery, Australia
>>77960670
neither
what is wrong with you
autistic freak
weird horrid little twerp
>>77960701
the chinese eat up generic superhero movie no. #11812129 more than westerners
*makes light work of you*
heh
nothing personal sunshine
>>77960712
Good post
such awful fucking posts today
>xD look at this funny town name
>>77960701
Rather liked those Ip Man movies.
>>77960733
Bugs.... Lay off the carrots
>>77960720
no clue what you mean but okay
Hi friends
>>77960733
can y'all let a fat nigga FUCC
anyone remember the cuckio meme
http://mashable.com/2016/11/22/world-map-rude-place-names/#4k8LXIaL5qq8
>Shit, Iran
>Arse, France
>Wank, Germany
>Via dei Cunt, Italy
if I'm not living somewhere in the Mediterranean with a swarthy fertile gf by age 30 I'm ending it
>>77960712
Bit rude
>>77960551
As in 24 hours from now? Ill make it a yes
What time, what kino
Do you anglos still have those old-school skinheads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5e9thfWJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjZpPToGOg
>>77960769
lmao
>>77960727
it's the same people who complain about aussies in "their" general, quite cringeworthy when you think about it lol
>>77960777
>24 hours from now
eh
no we'd be starting at 10pm GMT whatver that is in new zealand time
at a push 11pm
films is troy
>>77960775
would your life have meaning at that point?
>>77960820
don't need meaning just need nice countryside, sun and a loving woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsfyxACV7M
>>77960817
So 24 hours from now (thinking emoji)
Or 21 or whatever
watching a webm of a woman masturbating in public
it's legit not staged
What are some sick British insults?
@77960834
didn't read this
>>77960855
Plonker
>>77960839
reeeeeeeeeeeee
so will u be abowt
have u not got church
because recall
if you will
how many times
it has said
"yes ill be there"
then we sit waiting in tube
for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours upon hours
and it never
turns
up
>>77960834
Lmao
>>77960834
beauty = virtue
sparrow
>>77960817
can I come
>the rorkes rule /brit/ at 3am
Well...I can't say I'm surprised. After all, the foreigners stole your jobs
>>77960914
No.
>>77960871
Maybe u shouldnt watch things at such inconvenient times mister mcmateyboy
No church will kick & scream and cling to doorframe
Its time to atone for my sins (going to church sins)
Yes ill be there
Promise on nofrokls life
>>77960914
Hiss piss poss toss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SkTSdLxlSk
the posh tart gf
>>77960921
Everyone in /brit/ is a rorke
>>77960921
which posts are you referring to? i think you're just an angry unemployed paki.
this is a rorke general, always has been
>>77960942
righto try for 10pm GMT please
that is the best time please
just got back from my night out with the lads
top stuff ahahahaha
>>77960946
how the mighty have fallen
>>77960938
>>77960942
The us defence Secretary is a rorke general lol
>>77960972
Alri
>>77960921
>>77960921
/brit/ is rorke 24/7 only a few retarded lefty children come here and make abysmal bent posts.
>>77960960
>>77960955
i'm actually in charge of /brit/ and it's a radical centrist board
UK should sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Gf can drive and i cant reee im much smarter
>>77960992
nah. strawpoll conducted over a couple of months gives rorkes a clear 71% majority in brit. Radcens actually make up roughly the same percentage as lefties 12-13%
>>77961012
It doesn't matter what the commoners think
I am in charge and I am a radical centrist
*gives you a big hand*
>I'm a radical centrist
a poo will be emerging from my bum shortly
who are you lads backing, lions or crusaders?
Only smelly 'tismal racists can be arsed to respond to strawpolls
shy radcen effect is in full force you'll find
unironically saw dunkirk tonight. was pretty good
>>77961032
Proto-radical middle here
"""radical centrists""" are just leftycucks who don't like being mocked for being leftycucks
>>77961032
>i save pictures of men wearing fedoras to ridicule radical centrism
stupid twat
>>77961026
only thing you're in charge of is yourself mate, and you even managed to fuck that up.
needed gfs thread
>>>/gif/11046487
yanks ITT, tell me about your lives and how you ended up posting in a British general on 4chan
genuinely curious
>>77961061
*banishes you from /brit/*
>>77961012
you didn't include high tory among the options, mong
British people have been throwing acid in each others faces for 200 years. It's shown up in British movies and novels from the 30s like Brighton Rock and even a Sherlock Holmes story. It was so common it even had its own name, vitriolage (like vitriolic). Today the majority of attackers are gangs.
Just wanted to post this before this thread is filled with retarded "Isn't multiculturalism great?", "How's it feel living in Britainistan?" "This is what happens when you let savages in." and other dipshitty dog-whistles and outright racism.
>>77961048
Thought it was Boring tripe desu
not a lefty, not a righty, am centrist
simple as
>>77961073
high tories are rorkes. i didn't make the poll. just observed it.
Why was that lad on Naked Attraction so weird looking? His head was tiny
>>77961048
i know who you are
everyone thinks everyone but their own group is homogeneous and shallow
>>77961057
couldn't be further from the truth
>>77961077
Thought the same of your autobiography
T. Time traveller
>>77961072
you have no power here, fence sitter
>>77961113
oh you've really done it now
*banishes you from the internet*
>>77961075
>
Not much of a point considering the only people throwing acid today are from a very specific demographic.
>>77961075
t.
neoliberal here
feels good to be part of the winning side
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40829987
wonder how rorkes will celebrate the coming demise of the human race, preceded by massive immigration from hot countries to temperate ones
>>77961075
It was never common. Especially not to a degree where there were 400 attacks in six months in one city (which happens to have the highest immigrant population in the UK). There were 7 in 90 minutes in Hackney last week. It's paki culture, immigrant gangs, london niggers. If they weren't here, it owuldn't be an issue, simple as.
>>77961136
No they're actually not
>>77960847
post link you cuck
if britain went to war with germany again, what cars would brits drive
>>77961110
it's literally the truth
>>77961165
we'd just get the tube
>>77961157
yes, they actually are.
>>77961165
Tanks hopefully
>>77961111
Go away fucktard
>>77961178
the country doesn't revolve around you, London
the northern powerhouse exists as well mate
>>77961165
Peugeot because they are to poor to buy a German car
radical centrists are just rorkes who don't like being called racist desu
>>77961179
No actually, you are (wrong)
>>77961190
Watch it sunshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_nISAyA94
tune
>>77961194
ah right they'd have horses n that
>he isn't a logic-based moderate with libertarian leanings
>he falls for the left-right meme
>>77961136
You mean white men? Because that's who is involved most often.
>>77961176
centrism is having a rightist view on some policies and a leftist one on others, ergo it is not leftism, or being a '''leftycuck''' as your mongo brainlet ilk would call it
controversial opinion i hold: god isn't real
>>77961194
>the country doesn't revolve around you, London
but it does
>>77961202
>lib dems are rorkes
>so-called centrists that spend all day crying about /pol/ are rorkes
absolute state of leftypol
red pillers btfo
>>77961238
Science agrees with this poast
190 child abuse charges master race
>>77961194
London is far and away the most important bit of the UK
the rest of the country could go through 35 years of crippling economic stagnation and London wouldn't even notice. Oh wait that's literally what happened haha
I own stolen native american land ask me anything
there is a conglomeration of about 5-6 Brits in some distant university who hold absolute subversive power over /brit/ by systematic, hidden means
cuckio meme
>>77961252
I was mocking the stupid post made earlier
I'm sorry brainlets can't pick up on that but you just need to let the big boys talk and not get involved sweety x
i fucking love science
>>77961209
source? London is the epicenter of these attacks, and most of them are gang related. There are no white gangs in London. It's literally niggers and pakis. Any white people that do it literally culturally appropriating London gangs.
>>77961229
I know that tard, the simple point that you somehow missed is that those constantly claiming to be centrist actually aren't
The cm in 190cm master race stands for "children molested"
>>77961067
friendless from age 18 on (currently 29), virgin, never kissed a girl or held a girl's hand, you know, the usual
flat earth is real
>>77961298
yes yes everyone who doesn't think what you think is the same, very enlightened
*gives your third eye a little polish*
nope, this ones fucked, we're gonna have to send him into the shop
>>77961156
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40559973
>He was confronted by a group of youths who demanded money and food while hurling racist abuse at him. When he got back into his vehicle they squirted a corrosive liquid in his face.
Sorry to burst your bubble but minorities are mostly involved as the victims, not perpetrators
>>77961266
>and London wouldn't even notice
Yeah, hard to see through those acid burned eyes, I imagine.
pizzagate isn't real
>>77961298
leftypol =/= centrists on here
>>77961301
why don't you put effort into achieving things your life
once you succeed you'll realise it was the moments of chase and struggle that were your favourite parts
need a british bf
>>77961293
>this leftypol damage control
you need to lose some weight 'big boy'
why do leftists hate white people and love black and brown people?
>>77961322
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40559973
1 instance
What about the 7 attacks in 90 minutes in Hackney? what about the 400 in London in six months? If white people are doing it, at this point, it's probably revenge attacks.
>>77961335
free will is an illusion, he is the way he is due to his genetics, environment, and luck. stop taking credit for the success your genetics, environment, and luck have gotten you.
>>77961348
>he still can't see he's missed it entirely and is making himself look like a retard
jesus mate, please lurk a bit more before posting, it's hard trying to slow down to meet your pace
>>77961319
ah yes, the brainlet summary
congrats on missing the point again
pathetic microbe
>>77961352
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/east-london-acid-attacks-muslim-resham-khan-jameel-muhktar-south-asian-residents-race-hate-crimes-a7821701.html
There's another. If you're just going to excuse white people every time there's no point I suppose. Can you find instances where minorities have targeted whites?
>>77961357
>defeatist
haha better sit in squalor and accept my fate
will toward self-improvement is the single best trait you can have and is accesible to all, disregard it at your own peril
wish i had a shitty pub to go to like the one in that webm
>>77961388
*looks harder*
we might just have to replace this one entirely, it's totally fucking fucked mate, big time
Hello disenfranchised urban youth of Afro-Semitic descent.
>>77961322
What race/religion/nationality were these 'youths'?
>>77961357
>free will is an illusion, he is the way he is due to his genetics, environment, and luck
get a load of this goy
didn't you ever watch power rangers time force mate
you can change your own destiny
gonna go do my patrol don't do anything stupid while i'm away
>>77961369
>n-n-no u
absolutely pathetic
>>77961407
2 instances. how about you find me 10. Not too much to ask out of over 1000 in the last three years? All of the news stories say the vast majority of the attacks are gang related, the vast majority of people carrying it are petty criminals, and london is the epicenter of it. It's nigger and paki gangs. There are NO white gangs in London.
>>77961297
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40440741
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/23/acid-attack-suspect-arthur-collins-is-arrested
X gonna give it to ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why yes I do have left-wing views and complain constantly about the right-wing but please don't call me a leftist, I'm actually a centrist
>>77961409
>>77961436
not defeatist, realist
leftists aren't very good at arguing
this cafe is around the corner from me,
>>77961452
>prove that its not all muzzies
>that doesnt count, prove that its entirely white people
Bet you were class at gymnastics at school
>>77961478
>not defeatist, realist
so nonwhites that are more successful than you have better genes than you?
>>77961452
Ummm no sweaty you've found none and I have 2 so I'm not finding another 8 for no reason. It appears I've won and all you have are baseless assertions.
>>77961486
Is it a lesbian bar?
>>77961486
You should go there and be extremely sexist.
>>77961486
can't imagine any self respecting man would ever patronise it
>>77961454
I mean, that's two instances. Do you really want me to post instances of pakis doing it? The stories are in their 100's. These are anomoly cases, the vast majority of cases are gang related.
>>77961478
*smashes your shinbones into pieces*
haha accept your fate dude cya
>>77961509
>implying that's not possible
cringey racist lol
>>77961536
Yeah please start posting them
>>77961486
complain to the police that you have suffered sexist discrimination from a business
>>77961486
would go there and laugh heartily with mates before making fart noises for hours on end to ward of customers
>>77961556
>a leftie is useless
big surprise
>>77961486
>Respect goes both ways
>Business practices which are disrespectful to men
OK
>>77961446
>he's carrying on
jesus lad i'm sorry you made yourself look stupid but it's over
the rad cens won
When are real Kiwi hours?
Need to chat about fush n' chups and P A L M Y something FIERCE.
>>77961589
you're the only one who looks stupid here but that's ok, you can just crawl back to leftypol, never come back here and pretend this never happened x
keeping my post for the next thread
>>77961486
>going to a cafe instead of a pub
>>77961606
Lord Palmerston?
>>77961622
>n-n-no u
pathetic
Canada and New Zealand can laugh and chat merrily as they are catapulted into the sun
>>77961636
>he's carrying on
jesus lad i'm sorry you made yourself look stupid but it's over
the rorkes won
>>77961652
they're the two afterthoughts
they're also better than their bigger, louder neighbours
>>77961576
>unintelligent white male is a rorke
color me surprised
This is the Handsome Her building. Which one of you did this?
>>77961652
CAPITAL post
>>77961514
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4016850/acid-attacks-london-uk-figures-where-latest-crime/
>Areas such as the West Midlands and Essex have also seen large rises in acid attacks in recent years as reports have soared from 340 in 2014 to 843.
Hmmm, the most immigrant populated cities. I'm sure all of the 834 attacks in the high immigrant poplation areas were all perpetrated by white men.
>But London’s spike has been worse than anywhere else and now more than half of the UK’s acid attacks take place in the capital.
Hmmmm. Why London and not the rest of the country, what is so different about London?
>Newham, in East London, had three times more acid attacks than the next highest borough, with almost 400 of London’s 1,500 reports over the last five years happening there.
Hmmm Newham? Wonder what the demographics are there, let's see. 37% muslim, 12% white British. Wow, colour me surprised!
Seems the higher the immigrant population, the more frequent the acid attacks. What could possibly be the connection? 400 attacks in a 36% Muslim area with a white british minority. Hmmmm.
It's almost as if out of the thousands of attacks perpetrated, the media has only named the perpertrators in two of the attacks, and they both happen to be white. I wonder if the media could have some sort of agenda. Wouldn't want to cause a racist outcry, like the time pakis raped 1400 white girls in Rotheram.
>>77961672
>spelled colour wrong
and lefties actually think they are smart lmao
>>77960834
>tfw 164 cm
>tfw manlet
>tfw manlet rage
>tfw I just beat up slags instead of trying to fuck them
>tfw no women dares bother me
Feels good showing those walking cunts who's in charge.