>Texans
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wideopencountry.com%2Ftexas-man-attempt-to-shoot-armadillo%2F
>>77959686
Would the bullet have piereced the skin of the armadillo if the shooter used 357 magnum ?
>>77959858
>357 magnum ?
gonna need .45-70 for these armored titans
>>77959686
how are armadillos so strong
>pigs evolve into a bulletproof thing among ameriguns
we are witnessing evolution, checkm8 creationists
>>77959686
Was the poor armadillo hurt?
>>77959686
if only that always happened
>>77959939
Kek
>>77959939
it's not a pig you stupid slant
>>77959686
That doesn't look like satire, but Armadillor doesn'r look like they can deflect bullets either. I mean how the fuck, those are just chitin or bone right?
>>77959686
Hahahahahah
Amazing how some brainless marsupials figured out slopped armour millons of years ago and Germans struggled until very recently to understand the importance of slopped armour in their tanks.
>>77959970
It's dense dermal bone covered in thick skin scales that work like chain mail. It could definitely ricochet a small calibre bullet.
>>77960014
fuck you
>>77959963
>>77960030
What's happening here? Are you trying to shitpost?
>>77960014
Those are placental mammals, they're not possum
>>77959686
Hope he dies for that
>>77960052
This is a story from 2015 that was reposted for some reason on this cancerous website and also amardillos are pests who fuck up you crops and grass.
>>77960052
you edgy shit
>>77960083
kys
>>77960118
>Muh poor defenseless animals
God divine punishment
>>77960083
>pests who fuck up you crops and grass.
Yeah, you try doing their job man
>>77960149
>defenseless [sic]
Apparently not
>>77960190
bullshit
more like satan doing things
god prefer humans than animals
>>77959895
is this true? Is big game caliber required to shoot them?
>>77959686
>"armor" in the name of the animal
>doesn't use armor-piercing rounds
USA-ian education.
>>77960050
it's clearly a bug, wtf m8
>>77959922
I'm guessing the armadillo got lucky. At the right angle the bullet would probably kill the thing. Maybe.
>>77961775
True, probably just one of those things where the guy got horribly unlucky somehow
>>77960788
Like you burguers need an excuse to shoot those
>>77961801
I don't like the tone of your post.
>>77961896
meep meep
>>77961610
it's a big bug