What are some examples of fine Dutch cuisine? Like he delicacies and shit.
>>77958583
I don't know what you heard but their food is shit.
>>77960615
Zoinks
>>77958583
There's these super lush lollies they have that have goo in them. Can't really get them outside of there though because they melt or something
coconut cheese
>>77960658
Coconut.....CHEESE? Sounds interesting
>>77960676
pretty boring it just tastes like coconut
Try Flemish cuisine anon. We're not part of the NL but with some good will one could consider us Dutch.
>Flemish carbonade (beef stew made with monk beer)
>paling in het groen (eel)
>mussels with fries
>Gentse waterzooi
>endives rolled in ham
Sweets and cakes
>Gentse neuzekes (candy)
>speculoos (coockies)
>oliebollen
>mattetaart
>vlaai
Going to a frietkot is an expierence on itself cause we have so many different variaties.
Definetely try our beers. Piraat, Westvleteren, St. Bernardus, Duvel and Rodenbach are my favs. We also have jenever (the original gin) in all kinds of flavours
Schild en vriend!
>>77960913
Seeing you foreigners mistype American is so endearing.
>>77960961
I was just about to comment on how adorable that was!
>little pancakes
>chips with mayonnaise
10/10
>>77960961
I'm drunk, it' almost 5am here and English isn't my native language.
I'm allowed to make mistakes
>>77960913
>mussels with fries
Uma
Thank you, I appreciate your suggestions
>>77961028
Its not a bad thing, its very cute
>>77960913
>stealing our oliebollen and cookies
>>77961076
At least point out my mistakes so I won't make them again
>>77961150
You stole 1/3 of our population in the 16th century. Well, stole, they fled because of the Spanish
>>77961189
Oh yeah? You stole an entire country in 1830!
>>77961212
We dindu nuffin. The French and the English are to blame
>>77961255
>first you blame the romans
>then you blame the spanish
>then the french and english
I can see right through your games.
Their Vla is pretty nice.
>>77961379
This connoisseur speaks the truth.
>>77961423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxymApT1Uhg
>>77961379
Its custard?
>>77961995
no
vla
>>77962270
wtf is vla?
we don't have a lot of special foods
maybe just boerenkool, poffertjes and stroopwafels
but we got our stuff from trade so we just have local versions of foreign foods
>>77962294
vla is love
vla is life
>>77962368
looks like custard
>>77962270
>>77962335
Stroopwaffles
Ok, now youre just making shit up
>>77962402
it's thinner
>>77962408
stroopwafels are a real thing
i'm black gentleman's cum connoisseur myself
>>77962456
whatever floats your boat on the canal parade today
thanks for the saté en ketjap
>>77962445
I looked it up. Its literally custard you put on cakes
flessenschraper is cute though
>>77962445
Well ill be dipped
>>77962518
it's not the same oetz
but they're related and could be considered our local version of custard
but we don't put it on cake, that's just mental
and we don't use the scrapers anymore
we fold the package now
>>77962567
you don't dip it
you put in on top of a warm beverage and let it get warm so the sirup inside it gets warm
>>77962661
>oetz
what is this?
>The word 'vla' was first documented in the 13th century and originally referred to any custard-like substance covering cakes or other baked goods.
t. wikipedia
>>77962678
oetz is dutch for desu
the word vla is old indeed
a lot has changed since the 13th century
like the standardisation of the modern dutch language in the 15th century