/cum/

fat whale got owned kek

>>77957680
love shamu

Love is a meme

hate mahjong

HATE IT

>>77957741
cuck

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>tfw your online play tokens disrupt biliion dollar hedge funds and make gamers pay extra for their graphic cards

>>77957680
Orcas <3

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>i hate games i'm not good at

>>77957795
t misogynist

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me when I see a smoking thot

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HATE yaku

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>>77957697
>V6 mustang

>>77957680
He died for our Sushi.

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rate my ex

>>77957903
Ugly transvestite.

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>>77957903

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FOOFEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77957860
v6 camaro

every time i leave the house i see at least two interracial couples, typically with young children and almost always white and black

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>>77957903

it only took days, but someone finally rated Cara's "ex"

>>77957984
>dear penthouse..

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good news for placer

The way Mexicans speak spanish sounds so classy

Richmond Virginia: the new world capital for interracial breeding

>>77958037
i cant understand them half the time and I feel bad asking them to repeat themselves so many times so I usually just nod and agree and hope it works

>>77958037
Ill take "things nobody has ever said" for twelve hundred, Alex

Richmond has a high Jewish population

>>77958087
So does hollywood, doesn't mean you get carte blanche to murder innocent Finns.

>>77958037

It is.

>>77958111
what does finland have to do with this

bought cool ranch doritos

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>tfw hungry, but can't willingly eat dinner, unless the sun sets first
I fucking summer.

>>77958149
Which came first: ranch or cool ranch?

>>77957992
Was looking for this.

>>77958037
Ebin

>>77958155
fuck off muhammed

>>77958141
Sorry, i just think about slaughtering countless Finns a lot. Nevermind. You were saying?

>>77958179
cool ranch

if war breaks out in venezula it will be more EBIN than syria because spanish is comprehensible unlike arabic

>>77958179
great video

She epin, /b/

>>77958211
i hope war doesn't happen because i don't want dirty venezuelan refugees in my mexico desu

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name a better disney movie
protip: you cant

>>77958149
When I dip Cool Ranch in Ranch, do they become Ranch Cool Ranch or Cool Ranch Ranch?

>>77958289
no

>>77958273
they'd be a drop in the bucket here and this is what mexico deserves for flooding the US so i dont care

>>77958282

>>77958324
what did he mean by this?

>>77958312
no

>>77958339
not a fan

>>77958289
Cool ranchier

>>77958339
a fan

>>77958339
Wasn't bad at all

>>77958339
didn't understand the point of this

>>77958211
/VWG/ when?(Venezuelan war general)

George should have never sold star wars

corbynista is a cool name desu

lana del rey

>>77958464
someone made this but there aren't posters yet

>>>/pol/136180759

the fuck is happening in venezuela

>>77958433
To disable the planet destroying weapon, show us the lives of our original heroes and introduce the next generation.

>>77958665
Spics gonna spic

can someone explain the football related autism in the last thread?

>>77958057
Swear to god I see at least 3 WM-BW couples every time I go outside.

>>77958644
>>77958665
Fuck off. Why are you so obsessed with other people's countries?

>>77958665
socialism doing what socialism does

Imagine a world with only asians and africans. What a lovely world it'd be

https://youtu.be/-4CressilIo

this was a good video

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>needing an explanation of brady posting

>>77958289
Rancho di tutti Ranchi

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>>77958721
hmmm i wonder if this mexican is actually venezuelan

>>77958721
>international

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>>77958721
>look at flag
hmmmm

>>77958784
>/cum/

Drumpf is taking a 17 day golf vacation. You can unclench your assholes for the next two weeks.

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Mexishit, sudacas need to be routed from this general.

You need to go back.

>>77958814
>you cant talk about anythin but usa, canada and mexico in this thread

Stfu CHI

>>77958817
But what will news heads and comedians talk about until then?

>>77958833
learn2write

cum lol

Mexicans will rule america in the future, you racist brainlets are on a clock

If you like mayonnaise then you're not white.

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http://www.personalityassessor.com/ipip300/

>>77958946

This

I love mayo and im 100% amerindian.

>>77958484
I don't think he ever cared about star wars

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the spider that was watching me masturbate disappeared

I'm 25 and just learned the proper way to shave without getting ingrown hair bumps.

>>77957963
Love this post

>>77959126
>shaving instead of just trimming

why tho

>>77959149

because girls love a clean shave

>>77958057
Ever been to Houston or Colorado Springs?

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>>77959126
what

>>77959161
which girls

>>77959149
Some guys like me have a shit-tier scraggly teenager beard even though we're almost 30.

we can not compete against canadian intellectuals

i shaved my balls a few times
makes me feel young

>>77959203
They have 1/10th our population. Even if that were true, 2% of 36M is smaller than 2% of 320M.

>>77959227
same then I just started trimming it because I was sick of cutting my balls

>>77959227
You'll feel much older when you're unable to do so with any degree of comfort.

>>77959227
sad. how old are you?

>>77959247
Quality over quantity

>>77959260
Pluck. Girls like smooth balls and trimmed pubes.

>>77959276
But our quality is both better quality and more quantity than yours.

Aren't your people all going into social sciences and NGOs to help Africans get to North America?

>>77959265
mid 20s
>inb4 still young

>>77959186
met a 30 year old who has a shit-tier teenager beard

cum lol

>>77959300
>Girls like smooth balls and trimmed pubes.
I'm interested in women desu I might get in trouble if I try to pick up girls

>>77959359
/cum/ is /fum/

>>77959300
Even if you include law degrees social sciences are tied with engineering and technology degrees.
Not that STEM is an indication of intellectualism. I generally associate intellectuals with humanities like English, philiosophy, and history.

>>77959359
/cuk/

>>77959430
>English, philiosophy, and history
You know, the useless degrees.

>>77959454
Basically yes, the ones best suited to long intellectual thought and discussion followed by writing.

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these test are gay

>>77958339
didn't watch lol

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>>English, philiosophy, and history
>You know, the useless degrees.

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>My uni vacations are over this moday.
>I still have to go to work.
Someone kill me already.

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>When women drop below a certain body fat % they stop having their periods and become permanently infertile

I finally understand chubby chasers

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I wanna throw rocks down there

>i assess my self-worth on how useful i am to society

How many fucking questions are there to this test?

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>>77959504
Found the arts degree student. Enjoy being told you're "overqualified" for McDonald's shift manager.

>>77959545
I wanna /cum/ down there

wish I'd studied philology instead of becoming a wagie

>>77959545
i wanna race a car down there

>>77958371
This
>>77959503
Also this

>>77959546
day in the life of the 100 IQ runt mindset

>>77959573
Grass is always greener

wish i could have studied linguistics

Average IQ of most people is 98.

>>77959504
I graduated magna cum laude, on the dean's list every semester, working as a TA while still on my undergrad, with a degree in liberal studies (now called interdisciplinary studies). Years later I make $15 an hour harvesting blueberries.

what is the muslim general i want to post this in it

https://israelshield.blogspot.com/2014/06/why-dome-of-rock-must-come-down.html

>>77959628
depends on race. Whites have the highest IQ

>>77959566
My wife has a degree in art history, and she cleared 100k last year. It doesn't matter as much if the school is prestigious enough.

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Post patrician things you do differently than plebs

>>77959574
I was gonna take my bike there but I didn't want to get yelled at. Testing my luck enough climbing all the way up there.

>>77959504
I remember when I had to study philosophy of law, it was fuckng interting.

>>77959628
and most people are retarded enough to try to contribute to society

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>tfw IQ is 87

https://youtu.be/_Po7lFDF9H0

wake up call for /fit/ retards

>>77959641
My wife has a degree in lying about having a wife that makes $100k/year with an art history degree that isn't 110 years old, and she makes $100000k per day.

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For all the bitter jaded people here: Would you contribute to society if it were different and had aspects you appreciated?

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>>77959644

>>77959700
yes

>>77959700
yes

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>>77959688
*blocks ur path*

>>77959700
yeah

>>77959644
Is your Best Buy in a 1950's underground bunker?

>>77959688
Likin his haircut, dont use this video as an excuse not to work out btw

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>>77959635
>Muslims have lived in Israel for thousands of years

I'm on question 100 and this progress bar has barely moved wtf.

Fact neither the muslim nor jewish inhabitants of modern day israel and palestine genetically match bronze age specimens from the area we've analyzed. They are both foreign

Really loving California. Never going back

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>>77959644

>>77959775
To where?

>>77959693
She went to Northwestern, and she owns an insurance agency. We're in our 30s.
What's so fantastic about that?

>>77959644
I stockpile nonperishable food items because I worry about there being a flu pandemic or some kind of disease outbreak in the future

>>77959770
Where do this and the idea that modern Romans aren't Roman come from?

>>77959798
California.

>>77959807
MOOR'D

>>77959798

cum will make fun of me if I say

>>77959775
I moved away to CO, and I want to go back.

>>77959812
False

>>77959816
No we won't. Unless you came from Mexico, you nigger.

>>77959807
>Where do this
Recent genetic studies on bronze age and neolithic inhabitants of the levant and comparing them to modern inhabitants

>idea that modern Romans aren't Roman come from?
Descriptions of ancient Romans and busts, we havent done any genetic analysis of ancient romans though. Only from England so far.

>>77959844

fuck off nothing wrong with being Mexican

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>fuck off nothing wrong with being Mexican

>>77959807
Descriptions and art of ancient Romans rarely match modern Romans. They were fair and light or red hair were common. Caesar actually means red-hair. Modern Romans got moor'd

>>77959729
he is saying people who only work out for muh aesthetics are dumb

instead he says to focus on building stamina and physical skills

>>77959635
>Visit the page
>three ads deploys asking me for a suscription.
You can´t get more jew than that,

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>>fuck off nothing wrong with being Mexican

>>77959901
I understand this but many people will see it as an excuse to be lazy. Also aesthetics isn't dumb, he is just jelly. It takes a higher mind to appreciate beauty. Ancient Greek philosophers lifted as much as they read.

>fuck off nothing wrong with being Mexican
tipssombrero.jpg

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>fuck off nothing wrong with being Mexican

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>Want to write books
>Don't know how to write books

>>77959644
I unironically took that picture

Everything is wrong with being a Mexican

>>77959960
I know this feel. I can write weird short stories though sometimes.

>>77959917
>That israel flag on the background.
I never noticed it, is really one of the most american image you can get.

>>77959960
>people need so much hand holding and coddling these days they dont even know how to write books

>>77959968
thanks

>>77959978
because of America's shitty drug war. If americans weren't so draconian on recreational drug use, Mexico wouldn't be in this mess

varg and the golden one are fighting again

>>77960001
interesting

>e-celebs

>>77960000
t. Jose Alvarez Machado de la Rosa hinojosa Ramirez la Huerta

Ohio isn't such an awful place to live.

>>77960043
I agree there are worse states to live in

the traditionalist pagan youtube community has been enlightening to me

>>77960001
varg better not anger a demigod

>>77960055
Rec me some channels

>>77960043
the worst hotel I ever stayed in was in ohio

there were blood stains in the halls

>>77959985
Frack yaself goyster, I'll put you in it just to spite you. You'll be immortalized in text as the honest goober who does nothing but eat oyster stew filled with bits of beans

gonna sacrifice a got to Zeus tomorrow

>>77960043
Ohio is the mashed potatoes state. It's nobody's favorite, but it's not too bad.

dont care

Where did all the notable cumposters go today?

>>77960098
the discord. it's destroying this general

>>77960098
all here

Does Denmark use a Canadian proxy now?

>>77960110
YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

>>77960098
It's better today
>>77960110
Good

>>77960067
Survive the Jive
ThuleanPerspective
The Golden One

haven't drunkening any water today my pee is bright orange

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duterte>drumpf

>>77960143
>Survive the jive
Sounds groovy

toilet shart piss is NOT my president

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

>>77960151
I work in a hot kitchen and I sweat my ample testicles off. I drink a gallon of water per shift and I still pee bright orange.

My president is Stephen Miller

>>77960093
You know there's far too much of that going on nowadays.

Have you ever stopped to ask what your life would be like if you actually did care about it?

>>77960208
Australia BTFO

i go to sargon of akkad for my daily redpills

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was talking about your embarrassing posts, not someones life

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wtf mexico? Why are you all so racist?

>>77960246
stop sending african americans into Mexico

>>77960151
>my pee is bright orange
Same, but it's because I'm dehydrated from vomiting and cold sweats. Food poisoning sucks.

>>77960246
>we wuz astecks an shieet

embarrassed to say i had a two month sargon phase circa 2014

>tfw on mobile and don't have Reddit flags or silly reaction toads

Not a good feel

>>77960246
Will mehico submit to the BBC as well?

*plays a harmonica*

>>77960284
all the world is under bbc domination

>>77960278
He's too conspiracy theorist for me, but there's nothing to be really ashamed of there.

At least you're not getting redpilled by fucking MSNBC.

>>77960292
*diddles a fiddle*

>>77960301
What about the Solar system?

>>77960282
kys mobileshitredditpostermoron

>>77960239
Embarrassing to you maybe, not to me
Their purpose is temporary and always fulfilled, similar to life itself in the former, but not in the latter

>>77960311
not yet

>>77960325
The BBC could very well conquer the Galaxy and Virgo supercluster

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>>77960302
>too conspiracy theorist for me
>sargon

>>77960292
https://youtu.be/QgCM11GRvgI?t=46m39s

Is our country getting dumber or am I just better at noticing it?

>>77960302
sargon wasn't conspiracy at all, he was just rants about "feminists"

really mundane content

>>77960333
>mfw bbc eventually conquers all the obeservable universe

>>77960352
Neither, you're growing cynical

>>77960355
And Muslims

>>77960352
the latter but a little bit of the former, too

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>>77960364
>BBC will prevent the heat death of the universe, go through Black holes and conquer parallel universes

>>77960375
he posted his obese ass on twitter once

disgusting human being

he is also a literal cuck

>>77960337
He's worse.

>>77960355
You know, you're right. I was thinking of Black Pigeon. I always get those two confused for some reason.

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hahah

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>The object is to keep clear of that most troublesome class of population [blacks]. We are in a new world, under the most favorable circumstances and we wish to avoid most of those evils that have so much afflicted the United States and other countries.
>t. Head of the provisional legislative government of Oregon and First Governor of California

>>77960409
he is also obese

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>>77960404
>he is also a literal cuck
Everyone is a cuck. Everyone but this guy.

>>77960442
Looks like a Confederate general.

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>>77960410
>>>77960284
>>>77960301
>>>77960311
>>>77960325

>>77960333
>>77960364
>>77960387

>>77960442
controlled opposition

anime fucking sucks

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>>77960482
wish it sucked harder

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>>77960482
Do you know where you are?

>>77960477
>it shall not be lawful for any negro or mulatto to enter into, or reside within the limits of this Territory
This was in the the Oregon constitution until the 1930's

>>77960482
see you around, kid

>>77960404
I don't care for gossip
His overwhelming vanity at trying to seize the title of intellectual by responding to propagandists and headlines is what really irks me
He gives pseudo-intellectuals a bad name

>>77960482
Good post.

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>i consider myself an enthusiast of japanese culture such as anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI53JGdqJE0

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*steals your dubs*

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>>77960520
>He gives pseudo-intellectuals a bad name

CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE, DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAAAAAY

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>>77960544
fuck YOU

i declare all posters on /cum/ to be on notice as of right now

*farts on canada*

Hi, I need help.
In the following video, what do you understand that he says at 0:24 and 0:31, without reading the CC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSRtYpNRoN0
I just can't understand how the words "opened" and "blood", respectively in each part, is pronounced correctly. The former sounds very different and the latter sounds more like a "k" than "d".
I can easily understand the whole video, but these two words are bugging me a lot.
Please, native speakers, why do them sound so weird? Is it just me?

Thanks!

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>>77960666
dummy

>>77960685
*pulls the cover over Canada's head*

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>>77960693
rude

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Stop
posting
asian
whores

*makes out with Misa*

>>77960666

>>77960686
By the way, the word "blood" sounds to me like "blunk" and "opened" I don't even know.

>>77960686
Hrs got some weird accent, soynds like he says "from the timw the skyrim was opened

>>77960686
he just releases some air when he says the d

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Are there people who actually eat at dairy Queen?

>>77960686
Nah you're right, it definitely is weird.

I don't know why he's doing that, he's just being an ass. Probably just trying to sound mystical and all that shit. (or they have audio problems?)

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>>77960721
can you fuckoff shitcunt????????

>>77960759
There are people that don't?

>>77960759
only for a swirl cone if I was mommy's goodboy

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>>77960759

oreo + banana blizzard

>>77960779
I've never eaten there, what's it like?

>>77960719
Stop posting scrunchy-faced, caterpillar eyebrowed dykes

But stop posting Asians, too.

>>77960786

bags of sand

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>>77960759
You rang?

*makes out with Misa even harder*

>>77960793
almost a good post

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>>77960782
>When mom comes home with food

You Always Live Again

>>77960807
Unless you're Asian, you should think Asians are gross.

>>77960786
Really good ice cream, mediocre food.

>>77960743
>>77960745
>>77960764
So, it does sound kind of weird, right? Thanks for helping. I thought I was getting dumber.

>>77960482
this

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>anime fucking sucks

>>77960759
does ice cream count? Got a blizzard from them last month

>>77960666
i am always on the alert, observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing.

>>77960830
in all honesty i can't do such a thing. asians are better than americans

>>77960882

not quite

african americans > asian americans > white americans >>>>> spic americans

>>77960866
How was it? I have never had ond

>>77960898
this is all out of order

>>77960898
That's some aggressive shitposting, friend.

>>77960898
african americans > asian americans > hispanics > whites

>>77960927
african americans > asian americans > hispanics > whites > white hispanics
ftfy

Get in, faggots
>>77957685
>>77957685
>>77957685

>>77960927

give me one (1) reason why spics > white