/asean/

>fapping furiously
>spilled bit of my cum on the floor
>my cat came and lick it clean
>fapping again and let out lot of cum on my hand
>give it to my cat
>he happily lick all of it
I dont know that cat actually like semen, I guess that explain why he love to sniffing my crotch

>>77957487
protein is protein

>>77957537
Would you suck my dick? I can give you a lot of "protein"

>>77957487
a bit too early to jerkoff,no?

>>77957883
>he didn't started his day with a warm cup of cum

>>77957740
rude

wkwkwkwkwkekekkekekekewkwwakakakakakakakakakakaksmmskakakakkwks

>>77957487
Masturbation is not halal, is it?

>>77960980
How about masturbating without touching the dicc ?

disgusting thread

>>77960980
Aw, sweetie.
IRL even moslem still do that secretly.

>>77957487
hahahahahahaha first time entering this general and this is what I see

I'm out

kek

>>77960980
Depends on what the imams say.

>>77957487
sakit jiwa

Blue Button: Kills that crazy army man in Bangkok
Red Button: Kills Duterte

You have to push one. Which?

>>77961225
Red. Thailand is used to crazy people while we aren't.

which asean cunt produces the best hapas?

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>>77962692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Sgy8PyMGE

What do you think of Australian music? You like Auspop?

>>77961225
Blue

>>77961278
I read that he just signed something giving free state college education?
Where the hell are you gonna fork out the cash for that?

>>77961225
Neither, watching the world burn is a fun thing to do

>>77963529
Does Iggy counts?
If yes, then it's rubbish.

>>77964041
The refugees escaping the fire is not fun.

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Explain yourself, Thailand

>need to poo in the loo
>no toilet paper
>use the bum gun
>end up getting water and shit particles all over my pants and underwear

>>77962692
The country that won Miss Universe with a hapa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-KSzOXfHU
My favourite Vietnamese rapper

>>77964737
>end up getting water and shit particles all over my pants and underwear
How did you mess up that bad?
You are not supposed to press the trigger so hard.

>>77965057
Shit-tier.

Actually, i have never heard any decent hip-hop from any Vietnamese.

>going home
>see mob of people gathering, shouting
>check it out
>two people trying to stab/hack each other
>huge mob of people around just looking and shouting
>eventually one of the two wins and start stabbing
>the huge mob of people immadietly stops the fight and beat the shit out of the winner
Wtf

>>77962692
is this a hapa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jIY4t0dMCQ

>>77964737
>end up getting water and shit particles all over my pants and underwear

How much of a spaz are you?

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wish malay-chan was here

Together forever no matter how long

>>77965903
From now until the end of time

>>77960980
>Masturbation is not halal
Of course not, we don't need to since everyone is an alpha male with 4 wives.
All the lonely posts was merely pretending.

>>77966011
T-This haha

Bang~ bang, tolong bayar pt kite boley x...?
11K jer...

>>77966246
Tu la, suruh dapat pointer tinggi xnak

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all filipinos that believe they have non-asian ancestors should be sterilized to preserve our ethnic purity as asians.

>>77966307
>tfw 3.49
Jahat

>>77966357
1000% THIS

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>>77966357
look at this indio

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>>77966360
>tfw dad set up a college fund before i was born, can pay lump sum rm15,000
thanks dad :')

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>>77966357
>he doesnt have spanish ancestry
you should go back to malaysia

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>no French flag
Hmm...?

>>77966867
What about the Moros?

>>77966903
I will exchange them for you

>>77966871
She's in Morocco.

>>77965183
Why do you keep posting her here?

>>77956047
Put tank in a mall

Watched the Tagalog KonoSuba sub on Hero earlier. It's laughably horrible. But given the show's a comedy, I think the campy dub actually works for the most part. If only that blonde girl didn't sound so bored.

>Civil service exam tomorrow
>Cramming mode tonight
How fucked up am I?

Ang iyong pagdaramdam
idalangin mo sa may kapal
na sa puso mo ay mawala ng lubusan

>>77967319
>tagalog
there's your problem

>>77968217
csc exams are probably easy, even my friends have proffesional licence yet theyre so dumb

>>77968217
I hear it's supposed to be somewhat easy, though not sure since I haven't taken it yet. It was supposed to but I missed the application, so at the earliest I'll take it next year.

>>77968228
Teleserye much?

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>>77957487
>fap after 30 minutes of futsal

is great

>>77968324
its just so powerful at the end of the song

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>>77967319
feeding the troll>>77968308

I thought hes gone now

yikes

>>77966357
>>77966867
Its cucklodary

I dont want to be a rapebaby or a product of a sexchat

where can I download/stream some Filipino kino?

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>>77956047
>open /asean/
>it's actually /pinoy/

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>Davao can't be anim-

>>77970207
>jamal
lol

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>>77970207

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>>77970238

>>77969651
As usual.

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>>77970268

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>>77970207
>>77970238
>>77970268
>anime

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>>77970302

Who Made in Abyss here?

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test

>>77970678
People who still subscribe to either should be thrown into the abyss.

>>77970207
>>77970238
>>77970268
>>77970302
Looks fan art tumblrish tbhwy

>>77970207
>>77970238
>>77970268
>>77970302
>No mosque

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>>77970678
Regionalism is the way

>>77970207
>>77970238
>>77970268
>>77970302
>>77970364
fucking shithole, they should've drawn manila instead

>>77970955
>Pia
>100% Bisayan
Meron atang uminom ng masyadong maraming fentanyl.

>>77970207
>>77970238
>>77970268
>>77970302
>>77970364
Where are the death squads?

>>77971077
in malacanang

>>77970917
Seriously they look like they took a picture and filtered it using an illustrator program.

I do this all the time, it can make it look like you digitally painted it.

Its this frkmm a legit anime btw, which one?

>>77970207
>photo tracing

>>77971559
This one is better
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/08/03/offensive-road-name-removed-from-online-maps/
>Jalan Keling Pundek 1

>>77966788
>t. indio-in-denial

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>>77971559
you should post this one instead

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>>77971659

>>77971559
>>77971618
I don't get it.

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>>77971559
>>77971618
>>77971742

>>77971742
Malas nak explain, dah berapa kali aku jawab panjang-panjang soalan kau lepas tu bukannya ada bagi (You) balik pun dekat aku

>>77971732
just admit it already, cuck.

>>77971559
I wonder what kind of shop this is.

>IMSCF is rampant here
>it isn't in indonesia
how come indonesians aren't this deluded? do many indonesians believe that they have dutch ancestry?

>>77972484
Because the Dutch weren't as rape happy as the Spanish and they rarely marry the natives. And those with mixed European ancestry (dubbed "Indos" by them) have chosen to live in Netherlands, thus leaving us here Pribumi to fend for ourselves.

>do many indonesians believe that they have dutch ancestry?
No, because if you claimed to be hapa while having none of foreign physical traits will be responded by laughter. We also don't have colonial mentality because out history don't reflect colonial era in positive manners (Oppressive Dutch etc).

>>77972929
100% same.

>>77972929
>And those with mixed European ancestry (dubbed "Indos" by them) have chosen to live in Netherlands
same here; almost all of them that didn't have connections to really big companies have left for Spain or thr US. And the only one in 4chan that was able to prove he had a mestizo ancestor wasn't even born here, he was born in the US kek.

>>77973341
Flipbong?
Kek

>>77973646
>4%
At least his claim has proof of credibility unlike that brown manlet Flipbong.

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Can Filipinos please stop saying that they're Malays? Thanks.

>>77973982
Please, they're 98% Spanish with little indio gene traces left.

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>>77973982
I identify as one

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>>77974102

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>>77973982
>tfw unwanted

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>>77974198
>Europeans saw Malays first in /asean/
>"Now I will call every brown person in this archipelago as Malays"

>>77973982
>2017
>being divisive
this is how you let the white man win
by doing the work for him while he sharpens his blade with his fellow white men ready to swarm you like vultures

>>77974420
t. r/asianmasculinity

>Culinary anon here
>Confession time, I can't cook for shit. I just... don't have the drive, the passion, the patience for it. I'm only good at managing and doing the technical stuff like writing and reports
>On my 2nd sem now, finals are coming and I'm scared shitless

I guess NEET-dom, here I come.

>>77974519
just switch course

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>>77974420
My african brother here has already sharpen his blade so I wouldn't worry about that

>>77974564
Too scared to bring it up to my parents. Add the fact that I'm on a govt. grant, PTPTN, I'm not sure what's the SOP on changing courses.

>>77974519
Berhenti je la... Baru 2 sem. Diploma ke apa ni? Kalau tunggu lama-lama lagi la pening.

>>77974779
being a NEET will disappoint them more
what's important is to be a productive member of society and your parents will not mind

>>77974519
This must be one of those moment in movies where the protag faces some hardship. Then he'll face his problem with the help of his friends and earn his happy ending. Be like protagonist, don't cower like a bitch, show your chef how good you are in cooking.

Unless this is written by Lovecraft where it ends with you being eaten by an eldritch abomination summoned by death-worshiping cultists.

>>77974519
I was NEET for 6 months
trust me,it gets boring in seclusion and everyone looks at you with the same look as looking at a pile of trash

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tfw skinny fat with a big belly

>>77974862
>diploma
I don't know what I'd do afterwards. I tasted neet life 6months after skolah menengah and I'll be honest, I loved every moment of it.

>>77974992
>no to neet
I don't know how I can be productive, I've always been a burden to everyone around me. We even have a saying for people like me, "Menghabiskan periuk nasi je" meaning I'm just a waste of space.

>>77975208
>movie plot
I've been moving and going through life at my own slow, chill, pace. I guess I've to do a complete 180 and change for the better.

>>77975292
>same neet moment
I actually loved the seclusion. I only got out to drive my mom to work, pick up my little bro from school, and then buy lunch. And since all of them happen from 11am - 1pm, I'll spend my afternoon playing vidya.

>>77975472
Diploma is 6 semester, right? If you can power through just finish it and then choose other easy course which is more suitable for you like hotel management etc for degree.

goodnight

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>>77976155
Gute Nacht

>>77976132
>6 sems
Mine is 9 sems, but yeah 6 sems for new intakes. I don't think I'm going for a degree, already 2 sems and I'm giving up.

This path was set the moment I failed UPSR and let my grades fall. Hell, Culinary Arts was my Plan B. Stable job, decent money. Now I'm actually doing it, I feel like this is God's way of punishing me.

>>77976424
>9 sems

Not gonna make it. Go for management/business course in your uni. Ask if you can transfer some of your current credit into the new course. Yes it may seems time wasting to just stop now but you don't want to have that feeling 2 years from now.

>>77976644
>change courses
I don't know man, have to find around RM4000 to pay for the past 2 sems. I just have to power through it, bro.

Thanks for the advice, still.

>>77976911
Do you have a friend? Try finding one who you think are similar to you. Might help tremendously when you have a group assignment so you have an automatic partner and wouldn't have to deal with the lousy foreigners again.

>>77977131
Have this one guy, he's been a bro ever since we met. Well, kitchen class with foreigner fuck is over. I guess we'll see how he'll fare after this.

>>77977238
Ok that's good to hear

Alright, bros, nak sap kok lu, first one since a year ago. Rethink my life and then sleep. Thanks for all your words and advice.

sap kok aq la
baru sedap
meh abang letak madu skali
isap sampai pancut ya

Cringe

So how's it like getting an employment visa in Malaysia and Singapore?

Trying to figure out a way to stay in either of them long enough to get PR because I like the food and weather.

Any insight on how hard or easy it is? Is it easy to pick up retail, tourism and other entry-level jobs that aren't slavelabour-tier as a way to stay? Going to be in the countries for 2 months on the visa-free entry soon where I can look.

good evening lads

met malam pemirsa

My exam is in Cubao.
Wish me luck to survive the needle park afrewards.

FUCK!!!!
THIS FUCKING GIRL. DID SHE JUST GIVE ME 'CODE' OR WHAT? I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND.

FUCK!!!!
THIS FUCKING ANON. DID HE JUST GIVE ME 'NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT' OR WHAT? I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND.

>>77982147
Indon BTFO

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>>77982147
>>77982257
Rude, 2bh.

>Pic related
The girl

What music player do you guys use?

Is this another code?

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>mfw i realize this general is what europeans think of ASEAN

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There's nothing wrong in loving lolis tbqh.