WE DID IT /INT/!!! DESPACITO HAS OVER 3B VIEWS AND BECAME THE

DES

FUCK

i fuck the mather of every descendant of the first explorer who set foot on the new world

I recently heard this song for the first time.
Why is it so successful? It's really not that good or original

gamgam style bfto

>>77955936
Which song you heard on the radio in last 10 years was good or original?

DES

>>77955837
This is the part of Latinamerican culture that gets worldwide exposure? Damn, Puerto Ricans sometimes seem to exist solely to allow Americans to troll the rest of us.

PA

>>77955837
I can atleast understand why see you again got so many views, but how did this unoriginal piece of shit even get past 1 billion

DES

>>77955870
>>77955911
>>77955919
>>77955936
>>77955982
>>77956005
>>77956064
>>77956081
>>77956082
>>77956133
Thanks for your support, you made this possible

>>77956005
I know they are still shit but

21 pilots - stressed out
Uptown funk
Thrift shop
Gorillaz - saturnz barz
Ed sheeran - hobbit song
That "I used to rule the world" song

These are songs that stuck, despacito will be forgotten in a few weeks

PASITO A PASITO, SUAVE SUAVECITO, NOS VAMO PEGANDO POQUITO A POQUITO

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>>77956203
doesn't look to me like it's slowing down

>>77956203
Not true. Everyone remembers Gangnam Style still. Hell, Gangnam Style is responsible for making Korean culture popular. Latin America will now see a huge boost in tourism and investment thanks to Despacito.

>>77955837
can't wait for special snowflake virgins to post "lol dae never heard despacito? fukin normies XDD"

>>77956291
Sorry but I've literally never seen it discussed anywhere other than /int/. /int/ single-handedly propelled it to #1 and I think we should be proud of that.

>>77956203
>That "I used to rule the world" song
Still enjoyable, viva la vida by Coldplay

>>77956364
wow you are so smart for a nigger
go back to your porch

>>77956395
Why are you so pathetically insecure about your intelligence?

It's amusing yet morbid

>>77956395
Rude and American tier post

>>77956395
hilarious AND original post

next year there will be another shit song like this and it will beat this record

wouuu despacito es el primer video mas visto del mundo tiene 3 mil millones es el video mas visto del mundo hoy7 4 de agosto de 2017tan solo necesito seis meses con tres semana para ser el video mas visto del mundooo llegando a tres mil millones

>a
>fucking
>youtube
>video
wow mexico the biggest contributor to human progress of the 21th century

>>77956395
back to america Burgerchavez

Take that Donald Trump. Despacito defeated your hatred.

>>77956494
>>77956395
Next time capitalise the first letter so we don't know you're using the same unusual typeset

Dumb and can't live with the harrowing thought of being it

>>77956542
They're puerto rican, a colony of the US, you mouth breather.

>>77956582
>>77956479
what the hell, all these nigger cock sucking posts. Is this /int/?

>>77956456
your flag screams "LOOK AT ME I'M A NIGGER"
just can't hold back

>>77956629
doesn't matter all used to be part of spain

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>nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito
q-que queria decir con esto?

>>77956642
>just can't hold back
Understandable, impulsivity and banal abusiveness are the mark of an inferior mind

>>77956642

He's bro tier and mostly Arab, just like your sisters boyfriends.

>>77956642
Lol u r funny goy

>>77956615
"hilarious and original" was me trying to be sarcastic; i'm not that guy and i think he's a retarded child

I don't even like the song, but it's pathetic how insecure and bitter /int/ is over despacito getting this many views

I honestly like despacito

>>77956743
Okay I apologise, but I wouldn't put it past him

>>77956395
Sudananon is one of the best posters on /int/ you fucking shithead

>>77956642
just leave
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

>>77956784
Are you more Arab or nigger?

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Gangam style was so much better

>hot gook chicks
>goofy fat guy
>silly dance
>nice beat
>gibberish language so you don't know how stupid lyrics really are
>cool costumes

>>77956703
Getting closer and closer, to the point the faggot touches a girl
>>77956903
But despacito is actually relatable

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>>77955837

>>77957233
>despacito is actually relatable

To what ? Being a manlet spic in a 3rd world favela ?

>>77956395
great post.

>>77957257
To doing shit slow for girls

>DES

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This one is next boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnJ6LuUFpMo

I like it

The Bieber crowd is what made it explode. The original version without him was popular, but not even close to this extent.

>>77956395
Really made me think

>>77959567
FUGGGGG

>>77959567
Infinitely better song

>>77959719
Quite a few potential reggaeton anthems got drowned out by Despacito. You're lucky we're going to have to deal with Mi Gente and not FELICES LOS 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jHrUE5IOk

>>77959801
The beat is actually amazing, the whole song is growing on me since migrating from the reggaeton stations to the normal pop stations.

are we relevant now?

>>77959808
>FELI = 2 despacitos
mi gente = infinite despacitos

>>77959567
justin bieber is a little boytoy that girls fawn over, I dont like it but I get it
this music doesn't have a single quality I can see that would make it popular for anyone, the people are shit, the music is boring, nothing catchy about it at all, its so confusing

>>77956903
agreed

your country blows by the way:DDDDDDD

> tfw i want to post about this on /pol/ but im banned

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PACITO PACITO

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>>77959880
I feel like I've talked with you about FELI several times because its always a Mexican flag and you always call it FELI.

IMO they go in this order:
DES (without Bieber) > Mi Gente >>> DES (with Bieber) >>>>FELI

>>77959888
Reggaeton is music for hooking up with girls at clubs, not generally for casual consumption. DES strayed more into pop territory (like a lot of recent Reggaeton) but Mi Gente is going more basic to old shit like Gasolina.

I know daddy yankee since 2005

>>77955837
>tfw we're forever known as meme caribbean faggots

Can my country just move to another country? even eastern europe is great for us

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>>77960068
>Can my country just move to another country?

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>>77960068
>Can my country just move to another country

I deserve being in this retarded continent

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DES

feels good for not being latino

>>77960032
Maybe, I usually call it >FELI but I've seen another dude copy me
Best reggaeton songs from this year so far are (in no particular order)
Mi gente
Me rehúso
El amante
>FELI
The rest is whatever
>>77960166
>implying

YW world

>there are 600 million people living in Latin American countries
>the only ones who make something relevant are the 3 million who live under American rule

>>77960166
Brazil is the definition of latino: brown, cheerful, loves partying, tropical weather, palm trees, beaches, happiness despite poverty, taco language...

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>>77960062
Daddy Yankee makes the song desu

>>77960256
bullshit
and why taco language

>>77960290
portuguese is basically the same as spanish only that you ad -inho at the end of every word.

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>make an intelligent, thoughtful post on /int/
>check replies
>DES

I still don't even know what it means

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>>77960256
How are they happy despite poverty anyway?
>>77960309
PA

CI

>>77960124
PA
CITO

PAQUITO BURRITO

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no way...
It's a shame for the musical world

>>77960372
it could be much worse, musically speaking

>El Amante
Excellent taste I'll put in a good word with trump

>>77960340
Very. +30°C, beach, tequila, a soccer ball and a latina bitch twerking in front of me is all I need.

>>77960385
>>77960220
(ti)

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>>77960006
gocha
>>>/pol/136200819

>>77960378
literally a tragedy..

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Why does /int/ not like Despacito? Do you not like brown women with nice bodies?

>>77960484
i am damn sure you can like brown women with nice bodies without liking despacito...

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>>77960484
>unironically being attracted to non-fridge body types

>>77960245
Why does this happen

>>77960484
Sexy brown women? No problem. Heck, even black women? Fine. But at least make then dance like humans rather than fucking ooga booga chimps. It's disgusting.

>>77956642
Underage scum

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>>77956395
>says the country getting invaded by nignogs

>>77960435
madman

>>77960484
Despacito is not good because of the people, but because the song is really good and makes person more relax.

>>77960245
Colombia too

>>77960529
>he doesn't like sexy woman rubbing her groin on him

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Si te pido un beso ven dámelo
Yo se que estás pensándolo
Llevo tiempo intentandolo
Mami esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bam bam
Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bam bam
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver como te sabe
Quiero quiero quiero ver cuanto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empezamos lento después salvaje

>>77960422
Ti is disjunctional, you meant tú
But a (you) is a (you) so I won't complain

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>>77955837
a great metaphor for the Mexification of America

and the ascendancy of Spanish over English.

>>77955837
the internet really killed good music in the mainstream

I haven't listened to "Despacito" desu

is it any good or just a normie meme?

>>77961631
It's ok
Great party song but you're gonna pretend you don't leave your basement

>>77961631
generic feell good summer regayton featuring some ballad artist # 543453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOe6dI2JhgU

I unironically never heard the song.

>>77956203
Saturnz Barz is god tier but there's no way it would ever become as popular as Despacito
it's pop but not generic trash
I think despacito is only more popular than Ed Shitan nd 21 pilots due to better marketing

>>77961918
based puerto rico making white whores wet for latino bulls since late 90's

>>77956794
I seriously doubt Sudan has only one poster

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DES

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>>77955837
>billions
Goddamn, I remember when videos where first hitting the million mark on yt

>>77955837
Haram.

So basically to have an internationally successful pop-music industry you must abandon your pride and become an American fuck-toy vassal state.

USA please colonize us.

>>77961997
The United States should unironically have colonized and imposed Anglo culture upon the people of South America back in the 60s when it was still a decent country. You could take a toll free interstate from Patagonia to Alaska.

>watch video for the first time cause i never heard it
>one minute in i want to kill myself
>close out of it
atleast it burned enough time to make it my move in civ 5

>>77962051
I listened to it a while back and only heard it once because I was afraid I somehow would like it. How cancerous are the YouTube comments?

>>77956203
>>77961918
>Saturn Barz
>good radio music
Fucking hell, I didn't expect /int/ to have good taste in music, but, holy shit. Even top 40 music is better than the trash that was Humanz, let alone Saturn Barz, the worst track on the LP.

>>77962041
>the nation of south america

>>77962041
There's already a panamerican route. It's popular among bikers. There's some swamplands in Colombia tho, impossible to build a road there, but other than that, there's one.

>>77962041
>the country of South America
>the city of American education

>>77962081
I refered to the United States as the once decent nation. I will rephrase South America for Latin America.

>>77956395
Fucking based Kraut. Glad to see one of you lads isn't bowing to (((them)))

>>77962106
I meant like the real highways we have here with 6+ lanes. I think Argentina has those but I doubt anything north of it is decent.

>>77961997
The best actual musicians to come out of Puerto Rico are strongly anti-US
PR music is succesful for many reasons, not just American influence
the fact that we live fairly close to Jamaica, Panama and of course Dominican Republic is just as important as our American hip hop influence when it omes to music
>>77962074
I know Humanz has some shit songs but overall it's great
>Saturnz Barz
>trash
found the /mu/core pleb

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>>77962147
Kill yourself.

>>77962041
i bet you actually think that and assume others willl nod at you and not just start calling you a fat fuck amerinigger and calling your country a piece of shit cancer like usual

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>>77962041
>anglo culture
>implying America is anglo

>The best actual musicians to come out of Puerto Rico are strongly anti-US
The most important PR artist, whether you like him the best or not, is DY. He's a Romney-supporting Republican.

>>77962069
they're all spanish so idk

>>77962241
You are retarded. We speak English for a reason, Luis. America was founded by men of British descent.

>>77956395
What does this mean?

>>77962240
Why not why do you get so upset? Imagine panama being the next Florida.

DES

PA

>>77962260
His name is Daddy Yankee for chrissakes

We don't have reggaeton here (thankfully), instead, we have the "cumbia cheta" which is the most "normie" music equivalent to the Caribbean reggaeton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GeC0752r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac1OQoC3Qns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wsk_UsKgi4

Over 100m views on each video, I'd say it's a pretty big number considering that we're only 3 million.

Fish lips is just talking out of his ass

>>77962260
just because he's the one your neighbors listen to doesn't mean he's the most important. Important has nothing to do with popular either. Calle 13 hold the record for most latin Grammys won in history, with about 26 consecutive trophies. Daddy Yankee will never get even close to that. They've won MTV awards, recieved an award from the Puerto Rican Athenaeum (one of our chief cultural institutions), have been nominated in Billboard and Lo Nuestro, won a prize from the Cuban Institute of Culture, and have won awards from other institutions for their music and humanitarian efforts.
And I'm just talking about Calle 13 right now. There are other globally popular Puerto Rican singers and musicians far more important than him

>>77962461

>Cumbia Cheta

DELET!!!!!!!!!


> Cumbia "Chilombiana" (cumbia chilena)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3ahdw5Y7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikVFtOAtV20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfvZATaoyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2rIitujl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXM8gP8bIT4

>tfw hate reggaeton but all the girls into it and in the videos are haf

>>77962780

>tfw sexy girls turn you off hard

I wish I could find them hot, but I can't be attracted to anything but cute girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6frf1EJ64k

>>77962780
iktf

My 18 year old half-sister is half puerto rican and her friends are all fuckable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sg-A-eS6Ig

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>>77955837

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>>77956249
>that feel when I had never even heard about See You Again and Despacito before this thread
I have successfully gotten away from the normieverse. Feels accomplished, man.

>>77956249
>>77963409
Jesus, what made it rise so fast

>>77963382
This would only be a surprise if it didn't happen

>>77959567
Let's make this happen guys

>>77963382
LMAO if only they knew about farruko and plan b or the edgy literally whos

>>77956291
i actually have never heard the song
but good for /int/ to have some influence i guess
going back to my general now

lol I remember when making it to 1 million views on Youtube was a international news-tier accomplishment.

Now any videoclip with less than 500 million streams is considered a flop.

Whats so special about this song. Non -spanish cant understand and it is not catchy enough

>>77955837
why are you so obsessed with this song? every post you make is about this song.

>>77963690
It's been the #1 song in the U.S for almost 12 fucking weeks.
How in the fuck.

Sweden YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyYBgJoOhvM

>>77963909
Fuck wrong vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszsR12WzRg

>>77963382
>meanwhile kpop songs are huge hits in malaysia and can have very lewd lyrics too

Good. Tattooed ape btfo.

>>77964017

>meanwhile, in France, frogs continue to consume BLACK M and MAITRE GIMS

M D R
D
R

>>77962317
>We speak English
Not for much longer, gringo...
:^)

>>77962317
>America was founded by men of British descent.
LOS was settled by spen and it was part of nu spen for 300 years