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anime

love the edition
hate threadsplitting
hard decision

>>77954133
we'll save it for later xx

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Will heem any Yank for any reason.

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business idea: a machine that rolls spliffs

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anime

working day should be 4 hours long, 6 at the very max

immediately dislike anyone with a posh accent, can't trust them, probably bummed eachother at their £300000000/month boarding school

SHITE edition

business idea: hatpost peoples posts from /britfeel/

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mmm sweaty x

Think a girl at work likes me lads, she gave me a lift half of the way home tonight and then messaged me after on fb asking if i got back safely. and she hugged me earlier

she's got a cracking arse too shame i already have a gf

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>>77953978
peng peng peng peng peng peng peng

>>77953978
i'm not gay but the whole idea of vaginas bleeding, discharge, smelling all the time makes me feel uncomfortable, why can't they be as clean as cocks

my dad's family were working class and he managed to get into a grammar school

wish there were grammar schools in my area so that I could have gone to one
oh well

>>77955431
This is a problem I've encountered my entire life; I was brought up to not have a regional accent yet I attended a state comprehensive.

>>77955458
bad enough to post this once but twice is shameful

I spent the day crying, shouting and sceaming about how public secto workers are ruining my life on a main road

>>77955458
theyre literally designed over many hundereds of millions of years to be clean

>>77953978
what's that at the top of the new trade center?

>>77955444
he has to stop doing that

>>77955471
i wouldn't get any replies as the other thread is basically empty, are you retarded or something*?

>>77955475
refugee social housing

>>77955458
the virgin post

Quite glad their aren't grammar schools because I'd be too much of a melt to get into one and I liked to drag all the posh speccy twats down to my level at school.

Immediately lose ALL respect for ANYONE whenever they utter the words "private school"

How ANYONE can defend that some people should get education worth more than the average salary is RIDICULOUS

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40824937
hmm, starting to lose faith in the capitalism meme lads..

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From 1800 until 1845, the United States had no formal allies.

The Convention of 1800 terminated the alliance of France and United States.

It would be almost 150 year before the United States entered into another formal alliance with any other nation. (the Declaration by United Nations agreed on 1 January 1942).

>>77955513
private school

>>77955523
>From 1800 until 1845, the United States had no formal allies.
losers

>>77955523
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British cultire

business idea: scrap minimum wage laws for smaller businesses

>>77955513
What's more ridiculous is the capitalisation of single words in your sentence to drive home a point.

i'm not gay but the whole idea of vaginas bleeding, discharge, smelling all the time makes me feel uncomfortable, why can't they be as clean as cocks

>>77955458

>implying benises never discharge or smell

though i dont like roasties

>>77955458
cocks have discharge, smegma, smell like piss/cheese. there both awful but cocks are easier to clean i guess

>>77955523
>had no allies
>terminated french alliance anyway

BASED

>>77955513
hmmm yeah haha...

*goes and talks to someone else*

>>77955404
????????/

business idea: increase inheritance tax to 100%

>>77955519
you're late to the party lad, I've been a follower of Russell Brand for years

>>77955544
>>77955523
>>77955507
>>77955493
>>77955491
>>77955475
>>77955473
>>77955471
>>77955458
>>77955433
>>77955426
>>77955418
>>77955308
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British cultire

>>77955554
>>77955557
No they fucking don't, i jack off all the time and never clean, yet it doesnt smell at all, just admit it, cocks are more aestethic

I'm not French but why can't I have a million cocks in my bum?

>>77955585
and who are you?

>>77955513

Because nobody cares about socialists

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>>77955585
Anime is British

>>77955554
*discharges all over your face*

oops hahaha x

i'm not gay but the whole idea of vaginas bleeding, discharge, smelling all the time makes me feel uncomfortable, why can't they be as clean as cocks

>>77955585
no such thing

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gud bred
cen I joyn

>>77955589
'ender

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Love British culture. Love this old pub with a thatch roof.

im not a commie, but why cant we hang the elite for their crimes against society

big thanks to the yank that recycled my thread xx

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>>77955633
I don't know, can you?

ah yes the inheritance tax

this dead person has been paying tax their entire lives, better take more tax off of those who inherit their assets!

why aren't you listening to this choon right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wseI6R41tMw

>>77955599
the proud lord said

Love the smell of my gfs vagina 2bh

I'll often go in for a hefty sniff

>>77955585
Fuck off back to lrefddit or 9fag or whereever the fuck you came from, newfag this is the motherfucking chan we will tear your asshole and stitch you a new one if we have to, every rule on this site is made to be broken

>tfw too smart to not call my parents by their first names

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>>77955633
sure

>>77955493
i think it's more likely a laser ray gun meant for global defense from alien invaders desu

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>>77955608

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>>77955633
ye

>>77955640
how are these pubs named anyway? its like the owner calls it the first two things he sees. 'cock, badger' ah yes il call my pub the cock and badger

cheeky cry to beady eye

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>>77955667

>>77955655
ah yes
people should just inherit unearned money without any of it going to people who didn't win the sperm lottery

>>77955640
Fun fact : thatched roofs need to be maintained every 15 to 20 years and there is a shortage of skilled tradesmen to do it, meaning it costs somewhere in the region of £25,000 to get the job done.

>>77955652
oh sod off miss johnson

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>>77955652
>>77955674
>>77955691
k den
hi dis is usa
posten in de thred

>>77955554
Ah there you are. Why dont you start a business? Then your potential pay will not be capped.

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lads what is transferring from a UK flight to an intercontinental flight like in Amsterdam?
Some places say that passengers arriving from Schengen and going to intercontinental don't need to go through security, but others say pax arriving from all EU countries, Schengen, and US don't need to go through security

>>77955712
>>77955691
>>77955674
>>77955652
You sad little men.

Where did your lives go so wrong?

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>>77955712

hi welcome this is anime thread

>>77955738
right here

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>>77955733
>passengers arriving from Schengen and going to intercontinental don't need to go through security

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>there are people who think socialisim is a good idea

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>>77955738

what do you mean x

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>>77955745
>>77955604
>>77955426
>>77954013
Mmmmmmm....

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>>77955669
tfw too smart to not be hated by both parents for being the worthless wastie dissapointment I've grown up to become

tfw no rabbit gf

>>77955754
>>77955733
this is the type of moron who said MUH BORDERS BACK MUH SOVEREIGNTY MUH BREXIT
grim

>>77955763
>tfw no britboi to dominate me

>>77955719

Easier to start one in your name and act as a "contractor", then its "just" corporate tax. Then some more fiddling.

Its what the guys who founded Innocent smoothies do, keep the money in the business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20B4HiHT2r4

genuinely a tune lads good beat

once fingered a cat, ask me anything

>>77955782
You better make up for being so shite in the future.

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>>77955775
g-gentle

>>77955801
I am not going to watch that

evening gents

>>77955733
I did but you don't have to if you have a good reason, a cuban friend of mine skipped security because she couldn't get a visa for the netherlands

>>77955807
why did you finger a cat

>>77955754
I don't know
I've flown to China via Munich from the UK and I got off the plane and was immediately in departures
No security or anything

wank and a sleep me thinks

>>77955807
Who do I call to report animal abuse in the UK?

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>tfw your brain and consciousness resonates on a higher frequency than normal meaning you're too intelligent for a relationship

>>77955795
Why not act as a sole trader and completely dodged corporate tax altogether.

>>77955807
did you finger it because it was in heat, and are you ginger

>>77955822
So do you just get your passport checked, or all your luggage too?
My connection is pretty slim

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>>77955858
>and are you ginger
didnt get it

>>77955815
>>77955775
>>77954013
>>77955874
why are nonces allowed here

mans never been in my flat spracklen house dukes place marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before when it's shutdown eh

trust mi daddi

>>77955887
not a fucking nonce fuck off theyre innocent cartoons

>>77955874
knew a weird english ginger lad who spanked his cat when she was in heat, not seen him for a few years now

>>77955887
janny a shit

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>>77955815
ye das rigt
bac it up bby

>>77955901
>spanked his cat
good way to get your arms clawed methinks

>>77955832
>>77955858
was at a mates house a bit pissed, it came and sat on my lap and just presented its arse to me, so whilst i was stroking it i stuck a finger in and it hissed like mad

>>77955850
not abuse mate i wasn't hurting it

>>77955888
its outta business
dentistry and its outta business

>>77955918
alri chile

>>77955929

RSPCA have been alerted of this post
enjoy guantanamo you sick bastard

>>77955929
it sounds like you were hurting it

>Thatcher sells off council houses giving boomers cheap assets
>Housing construction slows
>Prices skyrocket forcing our generation to rent, leading to the further transfer of wealth in to the hands of the few

ah yes, based thatcher xDDD

>>77955871
quick glance at the passport and scan handheld luggage, body scan. about 5 mins since schengen is a top airport

business idea: turn birmingham into a skyscraper city on par with hong kong

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>>77955929
>it hissed like mad
>i wasn't hurting it

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>hands of the few

6hrs 45 mins left lads

>>77955854

Difficult, possible i suppose, but difficult

Business idea: Use Birmingham as an artillery testing ground

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>>77955964

pretty sure they call hong kong the birmingham of the south east

>>77955974
>tfw no britboi will ever lock me in his dungeon and force me to swallow his redpill

what porn category shall i wank to
something slyly edgy but not bent whatsoever

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>>77955924
this cat was spanked, track this man down

>>77955898
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-japanese-anime-makes-british-4470102

>>77956004
bit gay

>>77956010

bukkakee

>>77955999
I support this

>>77955962
doesn't sound too bad, but still not really looking forward to it because they only fly to where I'm going 3 times a week so if I miss it, I'm fucked

business idea: raise the price of everything, and when no one can afford everything and profits drop, punish them by cutting wages

>>77955996
before?

>>77956016
shant be opening this VIRUS

>>77955999
fabulous idea

>parents ask me when I'm moving out
>"if you just buckle down and save hard you can buy a house"

Yeah back in your day when a 3 bed family house was £70,000 you FUCKING BOOMER

and FUCK giving money to any jewish landlord too

why are the milfs always early 30s and the matures always grannies
why is it so hard to find women in their 40s

>>77956010
traps

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The Goal :

>>77956034
you'll see x

>>77956057
>being that clueless.
Though you could rent

>>77956027
if you know where your gate is beforehand you should be fine

>>77956010
japanese anchors being fucked while reading the news

have you lads seen Dear White People

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why did they print the money lads? surely they knew what would happen?

>>77956100
read the last line sweety xx

>>77956057
got to move to a different part of the country for that tbqh

And why not? Could give it a try.

>>77956111
No.

business idea: an underground tram (premetro) for manchester

>>77956111
no mate, don't rate pro white genocide trash, simple as

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>Will never own a home
>Will never be able to escape to europe
>Will see the decline of this country
>Will be forced to keep on labouring till age 70

strapped into this roller coaster

>>77956111
yeah seen a lot of those

>>77956022
bit too edgy
>>77956068
fuck off you bender
>>77956106
bit specific, can you point me in the right direction?

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>>77956134
>>77956144

>>77956101
I'm flying with 4 people who I know like to dilly dally so I'm going to make sure I prepare for the dash to the gate as fast as I can

Business Idea : pay the NHS nurses and the teachers the same as the bankers the bonuses and tax the footballers to 90%

>>77956111
>Dear White People
I read that in a nigger voice. You know the ones that sound loud and cheerful with themselves within their ignorant bliss.

>>77956121
yeah, why did (((they)))?

>>77956158
nowt gay about traps lad

got no bevvies left lads

>>77956128
I'm here until the housing market crashes or I inherit this place, am NOT throwing away money on rent

>>77956179
racism isnt allowed it brit
please cease and refrain from using such language again

business idea: abolish nurses (and the NHS) and replace them with robots

>>77956189
get your head down mate

>>77956165
Why would I want to watch a movie called "Dear White People" if I'm not white?

>>77956202
fuck off tory twat

why does the media publicise the actions of the rich and famous so much?

why do people care about what kate middleton wears for example?

>>77956124
Would you want to live as a nigger's tenant instead?

>>77956211
you want me to suck you off?

bti weird

>>77956219
woah
made me think

Bonald Dogshart

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'avin a cuppa lads

bloody cold this morning

>>77956158
just search for "newsreader"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXJQ5ql5Fw&list=LL4ng2nnIQ0J6JMOwHiL9yIw&index=36

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hmmmm

>>77956202
Wouldn't mind this if we abolished all jobs and introduced universal income.

People could still make income based on investments and creative innovations they come up with but all the jobs themselves will just be done by 'bots.

ethiopiANO is here

>>77956256
>holden

good man

>>77956256
Lucky cunt

t.coffee addict

>>77956256
early start?

>>77956190
I mean to buy, outside of London+commuter belt +cities you can still find reasonable housing, Leicestershire or yorkshire or northumberland for example

Of course the problem there is work

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Post a better classic supercar than this, there is only one answer that I will deem acceptable.

>>77956295
Surrey would be my choice. It's sublime!

business idea: become CEO of a big bank through nepotism and then tell people i worked hard to get where i am

>>77956256

>cold
>Australia

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>>77956256
Would have some coffee but does nothing for me when I'm hung over. Dip cuts through hangovers much better

>>77956321
Its the perfect mix of curved and boxy <3 <3

Personally cant stand these curvy designs.

>>77956325

Are you that cunt?

>>77956271
wonder how hes going sweep this one under the carpet when he runs for president

>>77956295
what little you save on buying in a commuter town is easily put off by the cost of commuting

Face it, only a very, VERY small percentage of young workers in london can even come CLOSE to affording a property within commuting distance

fucking dole dossers up north have better living standards than I do, it's so fucking depressing

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>>77956332
europeans just don't understand

>>77956321
gt40

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business idea: work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 47 weeks a year, from now until i'm 70

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>>77956256
Bloody hot, here.

>>77956321
If you asked me if I would rather have a brand new Ferrari or an old muscle car like a Camaro or Mustang from the 60s or 70s. I'd take the Ferrari and trade it in for several old muscle cars.

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>>77956392
Not what I was thinking of.

>>77956372
Not quite sure who you are on about but I live in London.

booooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd

out
me
fucking

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>77956387
thats nothing faggot

>>77956432
love this one in gta

>>77956396
66*

>>77956449
ummmm dont think so sweetie

>>77956387
comfiest weather
can wear a sweater without sweating like a fat pig

business idea: raise the retirement age gradually so the peons will be forced to work forever, until i replace them with robots

*fumbles around and opens tub of Celebrations*

Aha... hm
*cracks knuckles*

*tips tub upside down*
*picks out all the Bounty and throws them out the window*

Much better yes

fingers taste like poo

>>77956469
they're raising it you muppet.

>>77956477
>i
Are you the Canadian version of Elon Musk or some shit?

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>>77956321
Cars suck

poo tastes like finger

>>77956481
*cherry picks all the best ones before you get there*

>>77956481
>throwing out the best thing in there
nonce

>>77956502
>being an organ donor

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does anyone the full version of this?

>>77956502
the only unifying global factor is that wherever you are on earth all motorcyclists are insufferable subhuman vermin who should be summarily executed

just realised i've got pissed every night so far this week

consumed about 35 cans so far this week

1. quality street
2. roses
3. celebrations
4. miniature heroes

>>77956532
yeh

>>77956481
>eats all the Malteaser ones before you enter the room
>leaves all the empty papers in the tub

>>77956435
Sorry thought you were being sarcastic

>>77956384
go up north then, its beautiful when its not shit, one or the other, try york.

>>77956549
fucking dreadful list

>>77956548
grim

>>77956553
can i have it mate

>>77956256
australia just looks fucking shit
the grass isn't green enough

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>>77956533
Stay cucked. Most of us just want a pure automotive experience.

>>77956588
no

its not christmas stop talking about this shit

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>>77956532

>>77956548
classic deano

>>77956548
how have you got pissed 5 days on 35 cans

>>77956599
*gives you a purple quality street*

>>77956597
useless prick

>>77956603
top lad

>>77956603
it's so dense
every single image has so many things going on

>>77956626
6 or 7 pint cans does me in

usually sick after 8/9

>>77956580
>>77956604
fuck off

the prick at work is allergic to nuts, so I always bring in stuff with nuts in them, always make sure he knows that I brought them in too haha xxx

>>77956387
Enjoy it. comfy.

One of my mates is an enigma. Can't figure this mong out

When we went to school together he would take long 'breaks' and disappear completely. Teachers didn't mind and would sometimes say things as if they're in on a joke
Later on he would cut all contact completely for periods of time. Sometimes strangely he would just stop using one particular messaging app and only accept texts

He laughs about it and completely changes the subject when asked and says he will explain it "in a few years time"
We knew literally nothing about his parents or family or background. We'd never see them and he'd never let us in his house. If we were meeting up he'd refuse to leave the house if we were near his door
He would refuse to go home if we followed/walked with him to his door

Some other weird behaviour I can't remember off the top of my head. Intelligent guy too

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>>77956549
have you lads got these? reckon they're pretty peng

haven't seen roses in about 10 years, think they stopped selling them here for whatever reason

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optimal temperature

DREAMT OF GUNGA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>77956666
parents are drug dealers

/neanderthal/

>>77956666
fuck off turbosatan

>>77956549
all shite since they changed the wrappers, chocolate and made the boxes smaller

>>77956666
QUADS

>>77956666
post his face

>>77956666
i definitely read all of this

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>>77956666
probably something irl akin to this tv trope

>>77956678
i think ive seen those before

>>77956666
>666
spooky

>>77956727
Underrated actor. He should of been in many more films!

australia doesn't have amazon hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

*takes a breath*

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>77956678
australia is like a really bizarro version of the UK

everything seems similar, but is just slightly different...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiSvsH7LM1E

ah, so THIS is a chad

Business idea: Harvest foreskins

>>77956755
*laughs with you*

love 4chan love the culture love the memes love the inside jokes and gimmicks love the boards and generals love the autism love imageboards love this corner of the internet

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>>77956761

>>77956666
autism

(his parents probably had a custody battle and messed him about)

>>77956755
nor do we l0l

lads how do you get the working class to part with their meagre cash?

>>77956755
https://www.amazon.com.au/

eh?

>>77956809
fake website dont click

'bout to put one in the chamber

see you in anime land friends

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>>77956678
again another bizarro

>>77956761
potato chips and chocolate bars do not make a country similar to yours you fat runt autistic mong

>>77956755
Oh shit you're right, just the kindle and online stuff.

>>77956773
>This is a human bean

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>>77956789
i like british men

OI TOBIAS PASS THE FUCKEN FAVOURITES YA CUNT

>>77956755
it's fucking coming alright cunt

>>77956806
Credit, tell them they can pay it back later and make them sign something they'll never read about 1000% APR

>>77956831
I also find Canada's desperate attempts to identify with the UK as a means of proving you're not just americans pretty disconcerting.

But Australia is more fascinating. It is like a alternative universe britain, where they've just slightly tweaked a few things.

just told all my neighbours that australia doesnt have amazon
entire street is erupting in laughter

>>77956795
Marmite looks like SHIT

>>77956795
is vegemite harder to spread
marms is already kinda tough

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>tim tams

someone reply to me before i go to bed

need comforting

worrying fact of reality: britain is just bizarro australia

>>77956888
marmite is good stuff 2bh.
>>77956906
What does vegemite taste like? i hear people say it tastes nicer, which i dont really get.

>>77956924
hey goodnight

>>77956884
except it fucking isn't

australia, canada, and the uk are all VASTLY different countries and you're autistic if you think otherwise

>>77956924
night night anon
*gives you a hug*

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>oh fuck I've just been bitten by a Redback
>not to worry Tobias, I'll order the antidote on Amazon... oh

have such a cute niece and nephew lads, makes me want kids of my own

Then I realise I don't have a house, or a GF to begin with haha xx

>>77956888
you couldn't handle it m8, stick to your tasteless vegemite paste

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*thinks otherwise*

>>77956933
not sure really
i haven't been to australia since i was like 14 ask an aussie

>>77956940
its true 2bh.

met quite a few aussie lads in london. they're not quite as similar to brits as you'd expect. their banter and way of talking to each other is a bit different.

>>77956956
>not "crikey"

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the goal

DESpacito has 3 billion views and is the most viewed video

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>>77956982
Yeah but an aussie has probably not had marmite.

>>77956940
>australia, canada, and the uk are all VASTLY different countries and you're autistic if you think otherwise
never read something so dumb but what can you expect from an anglo eh

>>77956888
Never tried marmite but for some reason I know what it tastes like and I want some

>>77956961
disgusting nonce idiot dont go near them again

only heard about despacito through /brit/ 2bh.

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the real goal

>>77956940
wrong

australia is unironically far more british than canada has ever been, for myriad reasons

we're still roughly 3/4ths anglo-celtic and never had a french minority shitting up the place. we haven't adopted every single linguistic yankism to appease our american masters, we don't drive on the right, we don't use pounds for weight, etc etc

>>77956984
They are more straight froward and know how to enjoy themselves more.

It's all the sun they get downunder!

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The goal

gf has been pretty inconsiderate lately

gf has been pretty nonexistent lately

inline street skaters are the most powerful race

>>77957021
Not listened to it once.

>>77957081
yeah, its disconcerting though, because you guys are really similar but there are these weird unexpected differences.
>>77957098
yeah definitely more 'straight forward', there's less tactfulness amongst aussies i've noticed.

>>77957081
>call your lower house the house of representatives
>elect your senate in a system literally modelled after the US' system
>regularly watch football and motor racing as your national sports
>spell labour as labor
>both major party leaders are republicans

alri desert yank

>>77957021
This is how they do it down in Puerto Rico

shkrelistein is off to prison
hahaha

>>77957143
taking the best parts of the american political system and combining it with a constitutional monarchy is the only good thing about australia desu, it's bulletproof

and aussie rules isn't yank football cunt

>Tfw the irish are the most akin to the UK
>Tfw they deny all links

>Tfw the supposed loyal colonies are all yankified

>>77957178
What for?

>>77957200
agreed i'm just shitposting to get some (you)s

canada should really adopt australia's political system, our senate is a joke

>>77956923
They're fucking great with coffee or tea.

these croat jews imclubbing with in amsterdam keep complaining about fucking money

wont go inti any clubs coz the entrance fees are like €15 and its too much

reeee

>>77957178
>>77957219
He got 20 years for forging paperwork to hide the fact that he used investor money for purposes other than he promised. He made it all back and more, so all parties made a lot of money, but the fraud fucked him over.

I think 20 years is incredibly harsh though. they dont give murderers that long!

>>77957067
me

*bends over backwards to be as british as possible despite the UK ignoring us and getting in bed with the EU for 40 years instead*

ah yes, what a worthwhile payoff

wish the yanks would just annex us already

>>77957218
>The smaller country right next to us is just like us

What a Yankish thing to say.

don't get how there is such an aussie presence on here.

imagine living in a beautiful sunny country where there is a range of outdoor activities and instead just sitting in posting about the toilet habits of india.

cannot fathom.
>>77957280
belgium is nothing like the UK mate?

>>77957262
financial stuff gets punished hard
can't get one over on mr shekelnose but it's fine to kill people in the street

>>77957262
>!
reddit

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>Brits don't know what a REAL car is