USA cant play chess because they dont have the towers.

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>>77953917

Retarded monkey.

>>77953917
But they make up for it by being flooded by KANGZ.

any country that doesn't have a king has already lost

>South american """banter"""

pathetic

>>77953917
Brazil doesn't even have anything other than pawns

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>Be unitedstatian
>lack of towers
>lack of healtcare
>lack of foreskin
ultrakek

>>77953917
i thought this was a good one

>>77953957
Not when their knights have a tendency to capture their own kangz.

>>77953917
but they're called rooks

>>77953917
epic

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>>77954124
Argensimian

>>77954213
>Be australia
>Ban chess for being too "Graphic and violent in nature".