/brit/

>>77952565
synthwave is shit and no one likes it here besides you, fucking idiot

technoid

need a new rail line to serve the southwestern powerhouse

love synthwave
hate yanks
simple as

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sophie

doing an ol' 'lf-'red

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>he flies on the virgin plane

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might do a cheeky anime post

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>come and live in thailand, it's fucking mint. matched with some worldies on tinder i swear down

>>77952633
GOOD POST XDDDD

>>77952633
good lad

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me on the right

what is the virgin car?

need a british bf

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getting my daily dose of coronation street

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the Northern powerhouse is receiving an upgrade

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I'm a virgin by choice

had a panic attack when i woke up and i've taken 3 shits on the past hour lads

>>77952648
are those seats in the nose of the plane?

>>77952695
the bus

>>77952695
Beemer

what the fuck is the point of interest on mortgages
get rid of it and get rid of the entire financial sector in the process, literally no reason we couldnt do that tomorrow

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>>77952695

>>77952707
>>>/r/incel

>>77952557
yes

>>77952697
hello x

>>77952695
virgins don't drive

>tfw blue cheese on a burger

P E N G
E
N
G

>>77952732
yeah

>>77952752
I hate to say it but i think I'd be happier under socialism in this regard.

My chances to have my own house have been squandered by market speculation, importation of cheap labour and financial industry trickery.

Under a socialist system, I would be guaranteed a place to stay.

>>77952541
I think the way it works is that you have the generalist stream for literally anything, so you can get thrown anywhere and expected to do any sort of job. Then you get the more specialist ones like comms, where you get specific training in that sort of thing. So, for comms, at the end of the time I have an actual qualification in communications. I'll still potentially work for any department, but it'll definitely be in communications. Which I'm quite happy about really. Comms is something I've always wanted to work in in some form (marketing etc), and even if it is a bit stressful, that's what keeps life going.

Oh, and then, presumably, there's what you're doing, which is even more specific about what your niche subject is. Though I don't know so much about that.

I'm getting £28k for what it's work, increasing after two years (I think). So I'm not sure if yours is more than that.

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how do we deal with the eternal public sector

ah yes costs £30 to get to Whitby but £60 to get to York which is closer and requires 2 less trains

>>77952770
can confirm this

my penis has never been in a vagina and I have failed 2 (two) driving tests

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Bow before the superior Canadian train.

>Europe in grip of dangerous heatwave

Just come here for a break then desu, fucking miserable and cold as usual.

>>77952752
fuck the bankers
fuck the bonuses
fuck canary wharf
fuck wall street
fuck the concept of profit
fuck the concept of infinite growth
fuck the kikes
simple as

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shan't be having that

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>turdham

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manlets

when will they ever learn

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>>77952732
yep

>>77952850
You're naughty.

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The goal

>>77952840
comfy

Going to cycle the coast to coast tomorrow

>>77952840
the virgin acceleration

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the chad train

>>77952752
ah yes people will just lend you money for a risky real estate purchase for free

hmm very astute

what is the virgin film?

>>77952779
is this real?

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chicago desu

>>77952872
want to be my nice? ;)

the show bradley hosts is actually pretty good innit

business idea: bulldoze london and replace it with farmland

>>77952910
no

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>>77952848
but you'd have a worse more greedy parasitic public sector

>>77952858
I hate how Obama always tried to make a point to look down his nose at Trump. He literally tries to undermine him as a person at every meeting.

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the goal

>>77952907
http://www.virginmedia.com/entertainment/movies.html

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>>77952907
Any film you see alone.

>>77952912
terrible city

>>77952912
shitarsego

british version of chad?

>>77952907
Zoolander

>>77952959
Denaux

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>>77952913
maybe

>>77952949
Ah yes London, truly the envy of everyone who doesn't live there.

>>77952629
it doesn't mean fuck all you imbecile, especially not when it's that much. bekele was just a better long distance runner and consistently faster, he's run under 13 minutes for the 2nd half of a 10,000. farah can close a 13:20 race in 53, bekele could close a sub 13 race in 52. bekele would kill him. fucking idiot

>>77952949
LADS
A
D
S

Looks like my neighbour

eating old nuts for daily gains

chicago is peng
boston is peng

>>77952949
nice reddit image

>>77952848
>>77952752
not a socialist. no reason you cant have capitalism for middle + upper classes and socialism/subsidy for bottom section of the population in exchange for 1 or no child policy

Anyone watch that naked show thing on C4? The ginger guy was so anxious and socially awkward; makes you wonder why the hell he went on national tv in a dating show where you have to be naked

>>77952935
what are you even on about

he has been perfectly respectful all throughout

alri lads I'm back from watching a gay lad look at other lads' willies

>>77952825
mine is apparently above 28k by 2-4 grand or at least i read somewhere.

mine is also a specific job with a specific focus - it had second assessment centre which was basically 3 exams.

The generalists seem to have the short end of the stick. One day you might be giving advice to a minister the next you'll be hanging around a job centre with the scroungers or sitting there looking at excel sheets.

>>77952907
donnie darko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerjjGrQkS4

>>77952935
he's a stupid nigger he should be picking cotton not running a country

stupid nigger

>>77952183
g a y or random gaybar?

>>77952959
Jake

>>77952949
those are yanks right? unless brits dress like yanks now?

>>77953005
spectacular taste

>>77953019
I was about to say this but I went with Zoolander instead

>>77952949
Ah yes, the virgin commute

wish i was dutch or scandinavian lads.

they just seem to be comfier countries than the UK.

>>77953009
did he have a small willy?

>>77952907
all Japanese/anime films

>>77952949
how do people ride on those things

>>77953023
Nobody posting on /brit/ on a Friday night an afford to get into G.A.Y

>>77952959
jack

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post attractive non-jewish women lads

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The goal

>>77953005
San Fran,
LA,

>>77953097
webm not related then?

>>77952959
Deano

What excuses do girls give when they break up with you lads? Need a good story for the normies to explain why I don't have a gf.

>>77953075
wtf, it doesn't cost money (unless you m ean heaven which doesn't cost a lot of money especially with a flyer). The beouncers can be a bit picky if it's busy and they don't know you, is that what you mean?

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The 'Battle' of Cajamarca was the unexpected ambush and seizure of the Inca ruler Atahualpa by a small Spanish force led by Francisco Pizarro.

Fresh from their victories in a civil war, the Inca felt they had little to fear from Pizarro's tiny army.

(the Incan forces also had never encountered firearms before)

In a calculated show of goodwill, Atahualpa had lured the adventurers deep into the heart of his mountain empire.

Pizarro ordered his men to remain silent and hidden until the guns were fired. During the hours of waiting tension rose amongst the greatly outnumbered Spanish and Pizarro recalls that many of his fellows urinated "out of pure terror".

At the signal to attack, the Spaniards unleashed gunfire, and the shocked and unarmed Incans offered little resistance.

Pizarro rushed at Atahualpa on horseback, but the Inca remained motionless. He severed the hands or arms of the attendants carrying Atahualpa's throne to force them to drop it so he could reach him.

Atahualpa offered to give Pizarro a filled a room with gold, but Pizarro charged him with various crimes and executed him.

>>77952959
Kieran

tell a man i want 100m's

>>77953070
it seemed average. difficult to say since everyone was flaccid. but he had a pot belly and was a balding ginger, yet there were attractive people there that weren't chosen

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>>77953073
theyre good just avoid awkward eye contact with the person in front

>>77953119
I'm accustomed to paying bouncers to let me into London clubs

Doe GAY not do that?

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>>77953097

if Hitler had won, all women would've looked like this today

They don't make them like this anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

babestation

>>77953097
Is this the Canadian fascist group?

>>77953114
dick too big

>>77953109
Yes
No unless you mean LA county in which yes because the city is awful but the surrounding cities are very nice.

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>A king may move a man...

>>77952870
That's not a commercial plane, governmental or some shit.

Have sat in the nose of a 747, was pretty peng (BA First class hehe)

>>77953005
Seattle

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the virgin meal

>>77952977
post bp

>>77953164
worse vidya console ever

don't get the concept of nightclubs.

what's the point of queuing in the rain dressed really nicely to get a boucner judge whether you're a sufficient person to even be allowed into the club so that you can go there and show off you have alot of money by buying some very good looking woman a drink from expensive bottle of alcohol

what's the point? just go see a prozzy instead and cut out all the faffing about.

>>77953171
But seriously folks...

>>77953193
you've clearly never been to a nightclub

>>77953193
the virgin post

>>77953193
t. billy no mates virgin

>>77953141
If that is a tube it's circle or district line which are much larger trains.

>>77953193
the virgin post

>>77953193
Its shit

Normies are fucking braindead rocks

>>77953114
Disliked the attention you got from your female friends

Never had sex

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anime

>>77953149
g a y isn't a club lol, it's a bar. there's g a y late which is like a weird mix of bar and club and costs like 3 pounds lol and then there is heaven (which is in embankment) and costs between 3-5 pounds if you have flyer. Jfl at you chatting shit about nobody being able to afford it when you have no idea what you are talking about

>>77953181
It's an older 747-200 flown by IranAir
The general shape of the cabin excluding the seats and stairs is like that in every 747 variant

>>77953185
what makes this image related to be a virgin, and futhermore what is wrong with being a virgin??? I don't understand iohvgbe;prvids fg;puv.w

>>77953209
>>77953212
>>77953215
>>77953224
FONT

>>77953193
the virgin conundrum

>>77953228
the virgin reply

>>77953209
>>77953212
>>77953215
>>77953224
*lays out the bait*

*gets a good haul of failed-deanos*

I've been to a nighclub,
prefer raving.

He was approached by four men on mountain bikes described as black and aged 18 to 23. They had their faces covered with scarves and had their hoods up. They blocked his path and threatened him before rifling through his pockets and repeatedly punching him in the face. They stole his phone and wallet.

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>>77953101
Cute, but not cute enough. Also probably a horrid ride quality with those wheelbarrow wheels on it.

>>77953193
You've only been to shit commerical clubs

A proper night club is more about music than anything else, is composed of a dark room with a huge sound-system, has no dress-code, stays open until at least 6am and is generally full of sound people (that are generally high on MD/speed)

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>>77953114
"just not feeling it anymore, need a break"
was with another bloke 2 weeks later

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>>77953193
t.

>>77953215
>billy no mates

Why are Brits so mean?

>>77953193
do you understand the concepts of:
dancing
music
drinking
meeting new people

if you understand those concepts then you understand the concept of nightclubs

>>77953193
wahey look lads it one of them!!!
*picks your pocket*
he actually brought it lads!
*holds up your virgin card for the whole room to see, your face turning alarmingly red in the process*

>>77953244
because you've never had to learn how to cook because you don't need to cook to show off to women so you just eat shitty ready meals and you don't have a job so you have to get the £1 ones

>>77953259
>this damage control

cannot imagine being this much of an insecure virgin

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The deano dish

>>77953281
*climbs into the back and sits down*

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>>77953181
BA First class is really shit compared to every other non-American first class and it's only going to get less and less impressive
there are some airlines who have better business class than BA's first class

just took an adderall lads. definitely about to be social at the bars tonight

nan just died and left me an ex council house she bought out in scunthorpe

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how do you get a job or anything in life without forcing them at gun point?

>>77953298
*kills myself for being a pathetic virgin runtoid*

a lot of celebrities/important people are starting to use the 'dit casually

>he's never been to a dirty free party in the woods with 4-500 grebs jamming to some pumping techno
nerd

>>77953018
Thing about generalist is that it always has the potential that you could be cabinet secretary. Specialised things mean you're pretty much stuck in that realm.

I did a second assessment centre as well, but it was more like the first than anything actually testing knowledge. More having a feel for the idea of what the job would be.

I'm actually surprised that people with a specialist knowledge are expected to go through the regular fast stream employment process 2bh. I thought it would be a different method. I always thought of this as being a glorified graduate program. All it requires is a 2:1 anyway.

>>77953282
ah ok there we have a division.
i agree this sort of night is alright, and in a sense is more akin to a rave.

>>77953296
a nightclub is a horrendously bad place to meet people lets be honest here.
>>77953297
>>77953303
>>77953289
why do deanos get so threatened.

>>77953312
this is the exact same as uniteds business class. not even first. dont get what you're on about.

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>realising you were raised by a proto-deano before the deano lifestyle even really took off

>>77953348
because it's a lefty shithole

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>>77953154

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>tfw i just learned the name of the type of snare i want (piccolo snare)
samples will be easy to find now

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the deano battlestation

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The goal

Reckon I can get a GF in London

It's not happening up north

>>77953312
That's not true desu

Granted Lufthansa, Air France, Cathay, Qatar, Etihad, Swiss, JAL and a few others are quite a bit better than BA first, but no airlines' business is better than BA first.

Yeah, BA has gone down the rankings a lot lately though.

>>77953385
krishnan guru murthy

>>77953354
apparently lots of people last year failed the FSAC but passed the Stream's AC (which was held before the FSAC)

apparently they were invited back this year to just do the FSAC.

>>77953359
>a nightclub is a horrendously bad place to meet people lets be honest here.

really isn't though especially smoking area, obviously the more attractive you are the more attention/easier it is going to be. no one looking for profound encounters but you can have a cheeky dance or have a new lad

>>77953348
They see they're famous on 'dit (where people will pretend to like an actor or whatever just because they're famous without any thought to it because they're brainwashed sheep who like anything that's more interesting than themselves) and then they go on to add more fame ego to their already huge egos.

>>77953338
I got a job in a call centre on £17k easily enough. My "qualifications" include dropping out of uni and being NEET and lying about it on my CV.

>call centres are crap
Better than nothing I suppose. Sometimes I think about suicide but then don't we all.

>>77953385
>PS2

The greatest library of any games console ever ngl desu senpai

>>77953385
any silver ps2 man in

>>77953348
snoop dogg has been posting for years

>>77953365
t. never flies premium cabins

Lufthansa first is top-3 globally, all US carriers are shite for First.

great ps2 games:
nsfu2
gtasa
okami

>>77953365
United's business class is in a 2-2-2 configuration and that pic is in 1-2-1

>>77953407
maybe I was being a bit harsh, but yeah, BA's business is great but it is lagging behind quite a bit

>>77953175
LA city if you avoid the 'coloured' areas and hang with the rich people. Lovely parks, mountains, beaches, street food, music scene.

I can sort of sympathise

there is no actual point going to a nightclub if you're not tall, well built and socially competent

the only reason people to go nightclubs is to find people to slag so if you're an ugly little manlet with social anxiety there is literally no point whatsoever

>>77953385
half of the country has that TV stand

>>77953374
literally the most unflattering picture that exists of her and she still looks good there

touching my willy to gerudo link

>>77953465
US carriers are shit. but ive literally been in business in united and had that exact same setup

>>77953429
Wait, you did things the other way around? The fuck?

I thought it was always FSAC first, then final selection?

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The Ransom Room is considered to be the place where the Inca Empire came to an end.

When Francisco Pizarro arrived in Cajamarca in November 1532, he sent a messenger to the Inca Emperor.

The messenger gave a Bible to Atahualpa, who, after merely observing it and turning a few pages, threw the book on the floor.

After his capture, Atahualpa offered Pizarro to buy his liberty by filling a room with gold that amounted to $450M USD in 2015.

Pizarro conceded to a trial, acting as a judge. Atahualpa was found guilty and sentenced to be burned alive that night.

The Inca was prepared to be burned at the stake, when Friar Valverde offered death by garrote, if Atahualpa would consent to be baptized. The Inca agreed, assuming the name Juan de Atahualpa.

>>77953441
If you drop out of uni then call centres are a good way to claw your way back up desu. Do them for a couple of years, prove you're not a complete mong then you should be able to move onto something else.

>>77953441
i stuck to uni and tried to get good experience and hence am on 10k more than you

i don't feel 10 thousand pounds happier than you though, in fact i feel just as trapped and suicidal as you probably feel.

>>77953434
sounding pretty bitter there

>>77953471
and shenmue
oh wait sony cucks didn't get shenmue lol

>>77953471
stbf2
codwaw
mohrs

need a job
don't want to do shitty jobs though
oh well

>>77953472
>>77953465
Fuck nevermind you're right. First class looks like that though. Business does have 2

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>>77953520
>implying I don't own a Dreamcast and a PS2

>>77953492
nah i did the FSAC first then the other test

but apparently for the year before they did they other test first then fsac. and alot of people dropped out at the FSAC but were reinvited this year (without having to do the stream's own AC)

>>77953306
brits don't have landlines for everything? it's like 1980 in the UK

>>77953494
the conquistadors were kind of pricks

you gon get it today boy

>>77953507
I just don't understand how Keanu Reeves is famous. He's not even good at acting.
And I think Martin Shkreli goes on reddit to boost his ego.

>>77953505
That 10K is going to feel a lot dearer to you in a few years. Trust me. A comparisson of your lives in a couple years will show the diffence.

why does a fucking yank own the bank of england

>>77953534
you're not worth anymore you pathetic neet

>>77953193
Agreed. Can't stand all those hench thicko bouncers judging me because i'm 5'6 and not knowing i'm a black belt that could annihilate their whole group if i wanted to.

can think of nothing more dire than working in a call centre

Is there anything runtier than the civil service?

>>77953581
the private sector

>>77953556
>I just don't understand how Keanu Reeves is famous.
he starred in the matrix mate

>>77953563
you're probably right. materially however, it still going to be a few years before i actually start pulling away from you. thanks to the ol' london life.

>>77953571
yes I know that

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Heard it here first folks

have gotten drunk with the croats ahaha

WAHEY!

>>77953580
Better than having no job, no I don't work in one either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6dTzfRndds

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why do all yank girls look like her if they arent fat? some weird latina italian asian mix

>>77953607
pathetic scrounging tosser

>>77953535
Admittedly I haven't flown a US3 carrier in a long time, but I was never impressed by them and from what I can tell in aviation circles, they still fall behind European, Asian and the ME3 carriers

t. flew business all the time as a kid and occasionally fly it today

>>77953556
martin shkreli earned some goodwill and then turned around and acted like a massive cunt again

hope he gets fined a billion

>>77953595
>ah help me big daddy gubmint I can't compete in the real world

Gas the spooks. Hypercapitalism now.

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>>77953602
Yeah, but he wasn't that good in it.

>>77953634
I don't scrounge off anyone you dumb cunt

>>77953505
£27k is a million miles away from £17k mate, believe me.

That's the main benefit of being a grad; you get a job with a wage which is actually liveable. I could probably, maybe, afford to rent a 1-bed / studio but I wouldn't be able to save literally any of my wages once all expenses were factored in.

Contrast and compare with the average grad who can afford to finance a car, get a place and save money.

I don't doubt you are unhappy, I'd just rather be in your position and unhappy than in mine.

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extremely peng

>>77953612
Isn't that in United's new Hyper Sonic planes?

>>77953651
yeah but he starred in it regardless

not going to dignify that with a response

>>77953547
Seems daft really, seems like it's a good way to get rid of potential candidates because they fuck up the FSAC. I understand doing it first when you're talking about a generic sort of stream, but when it's something that requires specific knowledge I'm not sure I understand.

Ah, fuck it, whatever. Most of the stuff in this process hasn't made sense to me anyway. My only stress right now is what department I'll get, combined with having to think about getting a place to move to in London. Which is going to be miserable.

Congrats in any case though. Sounds like you've probably got a better job than I've got. Better paying at least.

>>77953650
piss off danelad
will be working in westminster council planning dept and loving it

hoping for at least some making out tomorrow

obvs sex would be the best outcome

>>77953612
looks the same

>>77953628
might do a cheeky wank to that arse ngl

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>not going to dignify that with a response

>>77953612
Why do all the first class / business class seats on planes have these chunky as fuck metal enclosures around them? Just put a fucking chair down, not fucking hard is it?

>>77953619
having no job is the best situation.
>>77953658
yeah of course more money is more money.

>finance a car
lol no, i cycle
>get a place
maybe 200 miles from where i work
>rent a 1 bed/ studio
can't even do this, im a flatshare runt.

the problem with being a grad is that it generally means you have to swelter away in london which means you're no better off than the call-centre and minimum wage runts you left back in your home town.

>>77953668
The deano car

MY LIFE IS AGONY

who wants to suck my below average sized penis

>>77953729
If there's turbulance they need to be strong enough to ensure some fat yank doesn't go through them.

>>77953729
so you can whip the kecks off in public

>>77953628
thats only how southern girls look and its because they are overly tanned

>>77953696
>Local government
>Not national government

lmao

>>77953650
big fan of this post desu

>>77953696
i don't have a german flag anymore

someone tell me to suck my mum asap

>>77953729
because it needs to be bolted to the floor and hide all the motors to make it recline

is TheFatRat the greatest musician of our time?

>>77953692
>Congrats in any case though. Sounds like you've probably got a better job than I've got. Better paying at least.
yeah wasn't even going to do the fast meme. already have a really nice job.

just going with the fast meme because of the promise of more money in 2 years.

>>77953729
because they have a motor and moving parts inside so it can recline/turn into a bed when you press a button.

>>77953658
Well why do you think its too late for you? There are some apprenticeships or fast degrees, you could even get an internship.

Call centres are fucking tough, mate. Something like a landscape gardener pays more and it's literally art with trees n shit.

>>77953771
national government doesn't have a planning department

>>77953749
how below average, 3in?

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>>77953729
It's so no one sees you masturbate to the airline hostesses.

>>77953742
>I have to live in London in destitute poverty, other cities do not exist
baffling that this mentality exists

get over yourself, move to any other large UK city and walk right into a comfortable lifestyle

>>77953774
Got dragged along to see him at a festival, was the runtiest experience of my life. Coked up dickheads everywhere chanting Jeremy Corbyn to that whitestripes song.

>>77953772
>>77953748
>>77953712
>>77953699
>>77953651
>>77953764
keep your chickens off our shores

what the fuck even is grime?

>>77953729
To sort of cordon off an area i suppose, makes you feel as though you have "your space" so to speak . Well thats my belief anyway.

>>77953808
about 4 1/2 at best

imagine being on a flight where the oxygen masks came down

would be scary

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poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wseI6R41tMw
absolute fucking choon lads

>>77953834
fucking confirmed

on the xanax

>>77953834
kesi
gilli
sivas

>>77953822
literally 90% of the jobs in my field are in london.

i used to apply for the jobs outside of london in random places, but just going on probability its no surprise i ended up getting a job in london.

are you allowed to live in london if you're rich, serious question as majority of people seem to hate all aspects of london even if you're not poor

>>77953742
ah you're on so you're on the London 17k

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utah is one of the only us states i'd actually move to, along with montana and maybe washington state

>BMW, audi

the deano car

>Merc

the paki car

>Jag

???

am only 5'8 so have to drive a crossover cos I can't see the road

>>77953834
Stuff you scrape off the side of the bath when it's dirty.

>>77953774
Road/Roadmen: While hip-hop is from the streets, grime comes from the road. If you know your area thoroughly, you're a roadman!
Wasteman: This is an insult. If you're referred to as a wasteman, you are essentially being called a waste of space, or useless
Wagwan: An informal greeting taken from Jamaican patois, which means 'what's going on?'
Senpai: Family, friends.
Peng: Meaning attractive, good-looking
Creps: Trainers – not thin pancakes
Bait: Obvious...'dat's bait, senpai'
Mandem: Your friends or group of males
P: Money
Ends: The area where you live
Gassed: Very excited or rowdy. Can also be used to describe someone who is talking nonsense
Galdem: A group of girls. See also mandem (group of males)
Bare: A lot of something, or very...'Der were bare creps, bruv'
Beef: A disagreement that could culminate in violence
Hench: Muscular
Jokes: Funny
Whip: Car
Pagan: A two-face person, untrustworthy

>>77953843
not small enough for small willy fans, hope its not a pencil dick la

>>77953864
The Pajeet car

>>77953834
trap music with a british accent

>>77953834
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3dl25gR_g

>>77953864
old bloke's car

limescale
rust
ground in dirt

having a small penis must be really bad 2bh

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>>77953866
lol

>>77953834

Discordant mix of noise and talking

>>77953878
Trainers as in trainers or sneakers?

it was sooo gassed in there

plebs is the new peep show

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2sOr6vZqo
The Goal commercial airplane ticket

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>>77953892
It's even worse than trap somehow

>>77953879
>small willy fans
do these actually exist?

>>77953860
London is great if you're middleclass or above. Lots of areas are exclusive middleclass areas.

Settle a bet for me lads, what's the better Outkast song...

Hey Ya
or
B.O.B?

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Manifest Destiny was a widely held belief in the United States that its settlers were destined to expand across the North American continent.

The urge for expansion goes back to the beginnings of the United States itself.

Thomas Jefferson, in the 1790s, awaited the fall of the Spanish Empire "until our population can be sufficiently advanced to gain it from them piece by piece".

Chomsky stated, "the United States is the one country that exists, as far as I know, and ever has, that was founded as an empire explicitly".

The maximum geographical extension of American direct political control happened in the aftermath of World War II, in the period during the occupations of Germany, Austria, and Japan.

Walked through an untouched piece of countryside today. Lovely open fields

Was sunny and warm and had my favourite playlist in. was very happy. havent felt that happy in years

>>77953925

Trainers as in shoes .

What sort of a runty name is sneakers? Sounds like the name you give to a pet spider

>>77953834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jyGt7Qhaxo

>>77953947
yes, me

>>77953952
B.O.B obvs

>>77953950
>middleclass or above

uhhh, try filthy rich sweety, even the upperclass are struggling in london xxx

>>77953936
rasheed

>>77953965
alri tim

C R U C I A L

P O L L

http://www.strawpoll.me/13626900

http://www.strawpoll.me/13626900

http://www.strawpoll.me/13626900

>>77953793
I'd say that it's not worth doing the FS if you're doing it for money. The bigger appeal is probably power and relevance, even if it's not something that you're technically supposed to have.

That and working in Whitehall is pretty neat. Did you do a welcome day in Admiralty House?

>>77953987
bollocks

t.Londoner

>>77953961
wish they'd followed through and made a continentwide liberal superpower

>>77954024
>>77954024
>>77954024

NEW

got called racially insensitive in pret a manger

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>>77953988
Ethiad isn't super Rasheedy
This is Rasheed Air

alri

where is everyone

>>77954157
>>77954031

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I spent the day crying, shouting and sceaming about how public secto workers are ruining my life on a main road

>>77954021

this is why I type are you allowed to live in london if you're rich, serious question as majority of people seem to hate all aspects of london even if you're not poor