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TimothyjamesbyrnehereHARGHinmyrentedflatinhighOUGHwycombe

where are all the lads?

Mo Farah just ran the greatest 10000m race ever.

just saying.

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>Britbong television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk

I'm so, so sorry.

Listening to Indian folk music

I like it

>>77950790
one of the finest british athletes

listening to russian electronic music

i like it

love deerhunter

>>77950818
Feather or dot?

>>77950858
Dot

How about a better thread?

>>77949979

>>77950875
Not /brit/, not interested.

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my gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-SkuXh6JtU

tune

we're all watching nekkid attraction lads
its full of cocks though, gay lad and a bint
shame

pay for 50mbps and I get about 5mbps and it cuts out every 10 minutes

the literal virgin internet

>>77950833
i thought the same but he was being banterlord during the race

the mandems in front tried gassing him out by going really quick at the beginning and then halfway through he sprinted to the front and showboated in front of them

fine british humour

>>77950929
Google images says that's a lip.

>>77950790
he's still miles off bekele what's wrong with you youmong. drop your trip

>>77950875
did you move to israel or were you born there?

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there is nothing enjoyable in life. the only good thing i have is that my job is fairly lax and my commute is quick and easy. besides that i'm depressed about flatsharing. i'm depressed that i'm constnatly having to use time effectively. i'm depressed that any project i try to get going with regards to self improvement is either hampered by my job (in terms of time) or my flatshare (also in terms of time in a sense) or weird things that aren't in my control (my gym is always so fucking full why?)

It is also my fault. I'm succumbing to all these things - im fapping to pron when i told myself not to - but then what other pleasurable sensation do i have? i binge eat because i starved because i just felt too tired to cook after work or didnt have time to make brekafast because i oversleep because i stayed up too long because i didnt have enough time to just unwind because i was too busy trying to cram in cooking and reading and gym.

one good thing is that i'm saving lots of money, so hopefully i'll be set by my 40s. But by then I'll already start losing the faculties to enjoy the things i life i want to pursue. I'll be able to afford a home gym but lifting won't consist of getting gains anymore. I'll have all the time to study mathematics or philosophy, but i'll be too stuck in whatever my career is at that point for it to be anything but a hobby. I'll have more time potentially? but less because if things go as planned i'll have to spend that time attached to a wife or children.

There is no viable escapes from this misery.

is it a running joke that people claim to like rick and morty? I tried to watch a few episodes and its just not funny, there's nothing clever about the characters and the attempted humour seems very low brow, like something in family guy after the first few seasons

i know series 4 of game of thrones just leaked but i would appreciate it if you posted NO (that means ZERO, zilch, nada) spoilers from the episode

thanks in advance lads! now back to posting, but remember that i will be VERY annoyed if i see a single spoiler ok, comprende? capiche? ok good.

>>77950993
youre depressed because you live in fucking vauxhall

>>77951010
people can like all kinds of different things anon, you don't have to like it

Drinking Glengoyne 15 year

Moving to London lads (Hackney), am I fucked?

>>77950976
>didn't watch the race
>googled 10000 meter world record
>LOL XD HE DIDNT BEAT IT THEN LOL

bro, world record/records count for fuck all at that distance, the mind games are brutal.

you clearly didnt watch the race or know anything about the sport

fuck off

>>77950993
suck it up you whiney numale cunt

>game of thrones

dont think ive ever watched anything as shit
maybe better call saul

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Post Karen

... Is that banging on the ceiling ever going to stop tonight Team Moose ? ... Picture 4 August 2017 ..

>>77951016
Drogon gets shot, Jon meets Theon and Arya gets to Winterfell and fights with Brienne. Brann says "Chaos is a laddah" to CIA and the lannister army gets burned to a crisp.

>>77951056
why would you be fucked?

>>77950723


>>77950723
haram af nigga

>>77951094
It's in Londonabad

>>77951056
no its gentrified and nice now but still loads of social housing and shit parts

>>77951019
Excellent post.

It's funny
London is contender for one of the greatest cities in the world
The UK isn't even the best country in the british isles

London is just so fucking great

there is NOTHING more satisfying than catching a train back to london from whatever shithole you've been staying in

even more satisfying when its a direct train

>>77951064
point is he's still 30 seconds off and could never run anywhere near as quick as that in any kind of race, a peak bekele would stomp farah you thick piece of shit, hate you and your retarded posts you're a fucking moron

cut all my hair off yesterday now i get to bask in my ugliness for the next 4 months till it grows back.

love it. feel like a villain from a film.

>>77950790

he's a truly great Englishman

>>77951064
>>77950790
running as soon as it's out of lines and gets 'tactical' is so fucking boring it's unbelievable, literally who fucking cares?

if you want a 'tactical' endurance sport then road cycling is a million times better in literally every way

but again every retard suddenly cares about niche sports/events when the british media constantly wank over any british athlete and the deano retards absolutely lap it up. I bet you like adam peaty too but had to prior interest in swimming

>>77951056
Also moving to london

Got a spare room la?

i used to have a strong dislike for gays but now i don't mind them so long as they don't flaunt their gayness

I AM NOT GAY.

>>77951178
Why are Italians so self-loathing?

>>77950779
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When does everyone think he was at his maddest?

>>77951027
don't live in london (though the town i live in is like london-esque), but will be moving to the south of london in a short few months.

wish i lived up noth 2bh. i think i finally have gotten down to the crux of the difference between the functional abnormie and the normie.

The normie doesn't mind flatsharing because he enjoys the company of others. He doesn't mind eating take out, he doesn't mind not having time to practice maths questions. all the normie wants is money so he can spend it at nightclubs or on clothes or fancy lunches/dinners.

The abnormie strives for self-development. However the life of a flatsharing wagey doesn't afford time or means to this. I never ever craved fast-food like I do now. Honestly wagery is some sort of psycholoigcal prison, meant to grind you down into a consumerist drone who eats a big mac and goes out to the restaurants/pubs/gigs rather than reads and lifts and plays instruments and speaks foreign languages and cooks and eats good and healthy food daily.

>>77951199
This mostly. I'm fine with benders as long as they're not being benders in front of me. I honestly just treat it the same as when any people are being too intimate in public.

*moves to shitty flat in a shit area on the edge of london because 21k salary*

Ughh london is so crap :P

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>game of thrones spoilers

here you go: A character who stares a lot at the ocean usurps another character and then another character sits wistfully on a chair and talks to their minions and then a very small man overacts and then a bit of CGI of dragons or fake armies and then the credits roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRwNnVFW0uQ

London is just so fucking shit

there is NOTHING more satisfying than catching a train back to anywhere from the paki shithole you've been staying in

even more satisfying when its a direct train

>>77951172
London IS fucking great.

It is far more beautiful and interesting than Paris and more lively than anywhere but New York and even New York can’t touch it in lots of important ways. It has more history, finer parks, a livelier and more varied press, better theaters, more numerous orchestras and museums, leafier squares, safer streets, and more courteous inhabitants than any other large city in the world.

So many small things that go unnoticed by the locals. world. It is, if you ask me, far more beautiful and interesting than Paris and more lively than anywhere but New York—and even New York can’t touch it in lots of important ways. It has more history, finer parks, a livelier and more varied press, better theaters, more numerous orchestras and museums, leafier squares, safer streets, and more courteous inhabitants than any other large city in the world.

>>77951175
lmao so Galen Rupp is better than Farah

umm no sweetie.

Finding out my department on monday lads

Hope I don't get Department of Education or Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

>>77951163
thinking really hard about this

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>there is nothing enjoyable in life. the only good thing i have is that my job is fairly lax and my commute is quick and easy.

>besides that i'm depressed about flatsharing. i'm depressed that i'm constnatly having to use time effectively. i'm depressed that any project i try to get going with regards to self improvement is either hampered by my job (in terms of time) or my flatshare (also in terms of time in a sense) or weird things that aren't in my control (my gym is always so fucking full why?)

>It is also my fault. I'm succumbing to all these things - im fapping to pron when i told myself not to - but then what other pleasurable sensation do i have?

>i binge eat because i starved because i just felt too tired to cook after work or didnt have time to make brekafast because

>i oversleep because i stayed up too long because i didnt have enough time to just unwind because i was too busy trying to cram in cooking and reading and gym.

>one good thing is that i'm saving lots of money, so hopefully i'll be set by my 40s. But by then I'll already start losing the faculties to enjoy the things i life i want to pursue. I'll be able to afford a home gym but lifting won't consist of getting gains anymore. I'll have all the time to study mathematics or philosophy, but i'll be too stuck in whatever my career is at that point for it to be anything but a hobby. I'll have more time potentially? but less because if things go as planned i'll have to spend that time attached to a wife or children.

>There is no viable escapes from this misery.

>>77951269
Sorry copied and pasted myself.

Small things unnoticed: cheery red mailboxes, drivers who actually stop for you at pedestrian crossings, lovely forgotten churches with wonderful names like St. Andrew by the Wardrobe and St. Giles Cripplegate, sudden pockets of quiet like Lincoln’s Inn and Red Lion Square, interesting statues of obscure Victorians in togas, pubs, black cabs, double-decker buses, helpful policemen, polite notices, people who will stop to help you when you fall down or drop your shopping, benches everywhere. What other great city would trouble to put blue plaques on houses to let you know what famous person once lived there, or warn you to look left or right before stepping off the curb?

>>77951295
gOOD

>>77951298
enjoy DWP wanker

>>77951068
The Sopranos?
The wire?
Breaking bad?

They're all worse

>>77951315
>lovely forgotten churches with wonderful names like St. Andrew by the Wardrobe and St. Giles Cripplegate
They're mosques now

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>don't live in london (though the town i live in is like london-esque), but will be moving to the south of london in a short few months.
>wish i lived up noth 2bh. i think i finally have gotten down to the crux of the difference between the functional abnormie and the normie.
>The normie doesn't mind flatsharing because he enjoys the company of others. He doesn't mind eating take out, he doesn't mind not having time to practice maths questions. all the normie wants is money so he can spend it at nightclubs or on clothes or fancy lunches/dinners.
>The abnormie strives for self-development. However the life of a flatsharing wagey doesn't afford time or means to this. I never ever craved fast-food like I do now. Honestly wagery is some sort of psycholoigcal prison, meant to grind you down into a consumerist drone who eats a big mac and goes out to the restaurants/pubs/gigs rather than reads and lifts and plays instruments and speaks foreign languages and cooks and eats good and healthy food daily.

>>77951315
>>77951269
good lad

>>77951344
I fucking hope not

I'm not sure I'll actually get that though, I don't think what I'm doing has them on the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqRi2Qips0Y

post lefty mongs getting destroyed

>>77951274
what kind of retarded strawman comparison is that, my point is bekele was consistently quicker and a whole 30 seconds quicker at best. what is wrong with you

>>77951355
incisive commentary
Care to come in for an interview on Monday for a political correspondent position?

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>>77951344
>tfw I actually work for the DWP sactioning the mongs actually on bennies

Why does GoT have such a huge fanbase? Is it the incest and rape that attract people? Is it the """hot""" girls?

>>77951298
tfw already got my department
tfw still waiting on the fucking security clearance (been almost 8 weeks)

IED going off in venezuela

https://streamable.com/cgntp

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honestly london is just so nice
only thing that equals it are places like bath/the countryside but even then they get boring after a few months

Love london me. Take away Heathrow Airport, the weather, and any building that the architect Richard Seifert ever laid a bony finger to, and it would be nearly perfect.

>>77951315
literally all of these things were built by white britons over a century ago, could you imagine a city with that much intricacy and monuments and genuinely aesthetics architecture being built now by today's postmodern nu-male urban planners and architects? instead of Nelson's column we'd end up getting a statue to jo cox

>>77951469
>jewish
ahhh hmmmmmmmm

>>77951469
>>77951455

wogs

>>77951472
You've got the job

HAHA CHAD WINS AGAIN

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>tfw earn above UK average wages
:)
>tfw live in london so have a worse quality of life than even benefit claimants
:(

can't believe how thick 190cm master mong is

>>77951472
oh fuck off you boring racist twat
>muh whites r d best because of d skin colour xDD

guess what? jews funded your precious empire and invented half of the shit that you claim for >le ebin white race!!

>>77951455
it's a shame that the only things being built in london are tower blocks full of somali sheboons with 6 children

shame

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should NOT have had that 7th wank

Lads, I'm gay. How do I find a bf?

>>77951525
not an argument

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>>77951472
Nelson's column isn't even the best example of good architecture.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn8-Cvw-3e4

the fucking feels

london is only nice if youre making 45k +

even then youll have to live in like a 1 bed or a 2 bed in a slighly shittier area but still

>>77951427
What department lad?

Generalist I'm guessing

Fucking hell just walked in on my dad watching naked attraction

>>77951533

> jews funded your precious empire

then why don't we get any films about the jewish slave trade owners?

>>77951568
What's wrong with a 1 bedroom?

>>77951568
t. has never lived in London

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>>77951565
GASSING Imagine being this upset about a fucking fish.

>>77951568
Honestly I'm happy with a single bed in a tiny room as long as it has a desk and internet

>>77951541
that's literally wrong though
there is 0 council housing being built

its all beautiful luxury flats (london gets decent architects as opposed to northern shitholes like manchester where every building looks like it was designed by my mum) with """"affordable housing""" at about 20% in each building, aka £500k for a 1 bed

every building opened equals a huge wave of gentrification

>>77951048
reddit

>>77951587
i like to sleep in more than one bedroom at once

>>77951561
of course it isn't, central London is fully of genuinely wonderful architecture and public places that were built by white people, for the enjoyment of white people and now they're being replaced by tower blocks for pakis and fucking turkish grocery stores and halal butchers.

>>77951574
I would google what that is, but I don't want "naked attraction" in my search history.

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how do i get the public sector workers to leave me alone

>>77951629
Looks like we got the king of England over here lads...

>>77951628
some people like reddit and some don't yeah, that's a good example

>>77951582
ask the american jews, they're the ones who had slaves not the good old british jews

>>77951640
A show where channel 4 makes people see each other naked or someshit.
It's set up so it's full of wogs

>>77951653
Get yourself a job

>>77951666
you are reddit

>>77951570
>department
prefer not to say (its not a particularly cool 1 2bh) -
>Generalist
no - one of the analytical streams (so i think im getting a bit better paid than the other 'memers.

I'm the lad who bumbled his way through the fast-stream assessments if you were present during that bit. the one who wasn't going to go to the FSAC, who was going to do a phd instead and who didnt know which stream i was in till after the fsac.

the british jews were approved by cromwell so they must be good lads

>>77951691
oh cool. Do you not like reddit? That's fine with me anon!

>>77951405
doesn't even matter

Mo Farah's race was the greatest 10000m of all time.

the entertainment and drama was next level

if you were competent enough you wouldn't be working in the public sector

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>>77951670
This is why everybody should cancel their TV plan.

Driving in Britain is such a dreary experience now. There are far too many cars on the road. I remember when i visited years ago, people didn’t actually drive their cars. They just parked them in the driveway and buffed them up once every week or so. About twice a year they would “get the car out” those were the words they used, like that in itself was a big event. Then they'd drive off to visit family in East Grinstead or have a trip to someplace like Brighton or Eastbourne, and that was about it, apart from the buffing.

>>77951707
hitler only went after communist jews

>>77951565
here's another sad one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_Z-Lguy4Q

got a theory that a LOT more men have a foot fetish than previously thought

>>77951694
>its not a particularly cool 1 2bh
Wales or Scotland office?

>>77951683
but then i'd have to pay them for their shit

>>77951718
t. failed the first assessment

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i'm fucking TWEAKING out lads

>>77951716
i only want to work in the public sector because my mates in consultancy tell me they have to do alot of work.

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london is for living in

nice places like the countryside are for taking breaks in/having 2nd homes

rest of the country is a dire criminal shithole

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>the british jews were approved by cromwell so they must be good lads

>>77951718
Channel4 is free :^)

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>>77951763
>rest of the country is a dire criminal shithole
>london isn't

>>77951741
no.

specificied specifically not to be sent to those ones.

>>77951694
Ah, nice job then.

I'm in Comms. October start though so I don't know shit yet. I'm hoping to get an MoD posting at some point, I was talking to one of the current streamers who was saying that they got to go to the Falklands and shoot guns and stuff just for fun.

>>77951756
consultant here. yeah i work a shit ton of hours during busy season.

but there are also dead seasons where im "on the bench" for 3 days a week and putting like 20 hours of work in a week

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i'm fucking TWEARKING out lads

>the Bradley poster is here

>>77951763
How are those acid attacks and moped muggings anon?

>>77951783
The heck kind of dirty communist TV are you watching over there? Is that like the PBS?

>>77950834
What exactly?

>>77951777
not jewish just trust oliver simple as

devon is for living and holidaying in
the rest of the country is a dire, criminal shithole

>>77951824
>>77950939

>>77951821
that's just a temporary glitch, theyre exploiting police loopholes and it will get patched soon

>live in failsworth
>no crime whatsoever apart from spillover from neighbouring shitholes

truly a diamond in a sea of piss
or something like that

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>not jewish just trust oliver simple as

>>77951823
We have freeview m8. Cable is uncommon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeview_(UK)

>>77951801
pretty pessimistic in terms of travelling and stuff. reckon the most exotic place i'll get sent out to will be milton keynes or something.

i think the departments my department has links to (and which they try to shuttle you off in your second year to) are pretty good for the CV (outside the public service) though.

>>77951861
epic failsworth

way. I like Salisbury very much. It’s just the right size for a town—big enough for cinemas and bookshops, small enough to feel friendly and livable.

My next door neighbour worked in Virgin Megastore in Oxford Street in London years ago. She was diagnosed with cancer and during her time off work to receive treatment, she received a hand written letter from Richard Branson offering an all expenses paid holiday once she had recovered. Guy is just an outright legend.

i'm going off to london to drop some acid anything i should know?

Bradford is for living and holidaying in. The rest of the country is a dire criminal shithole.

want to watch naked attraction but channel 4 think im running ad-blocker even though its paused. brilliant

>>77951903
why are you shilling for branson in /brit/

what is your endgame?

>>77951808
at my current job im usually on the bench for 4 days a week.

and then for one day i'll have to rapidly do data analysis.

actually despise being on the bench. i literally sit there reading 4chan on my phone waiting for instructions whilst adding the odd sentence to whatever report im supposed to be working on.

>>77951899
don't like D.Va cosplays because it's people who just wear the same lycra suit and have the same headphones and guns
D.Va suit is textured, not flat

>>77951904
There's a pub on the river next to the art museum
It's very comfy

I know yanks make you cringe with words they say.

One cringeworthy ones you brits always spout.

>Legend
"Oh he's a fucking legend mate."

Just fuck off

>>77951904
WHOOM CH CH WHOOM CH CH WHOOM CH CH WHOOM CH CH
ONE NIGHT IN HACKNEY

>>77951732
:(

>>77951880
Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine's Whitehall through and through, the MoD things are just for that department for short periods. I have to say, analytics seems soul destroying to me, but there we go.

If you're going to end up in London we should go for a drink there some time. I'll not be there until mid September at this rate mind you.

>>77951949
LEDGE
E
D
G
E

>>77951937
When Richard Branson's airline won $945,000 from a lawsuit, he gave it all to his employees

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40825668
motherfuckers
why is it such constantly shit weather here

>>77951920
>Bradford
found the paki

>>77951949
Legend

Legend

>>77951904
ebonics

>>77951714
he just beat a bunch of literally whos like always. weak era king of the highest order

>>77951949
I dislike it when anyone calls me "mate"

>>77951940
yeah being on the bench does suck. I feel guilty every hour im not doing anything.

The best is when you get a few light clients. So enough to keep you relatively busy, but not so you're working 50 hours a week

dad walked in on me knobbing me kot lol

this yank is an absolute leg end

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>>77951941
Do you like Mei?

deano you little legend you got the full sky sports package in UHD

>>77951844
Try NBSPLV, Teddy Killerz or the video related
https://youtu.be/GiA_FXVsmqM

>>77952005
nah that's Greg Rutherford.

that aside, Mo Farah would've upped his game, his last 1 and a half lap is different level.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40828564

The Northern Engine

>>77951988
I'd rather have overcast drizzly 15 degree weather over 40 degree weather because it will be humid as fuck and nowhere has air conditioning

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For me it's the Burger King™ Chicken TENDERCRISP®

>>77951974
>analytics
my particular branch is the subject i studied and i'm currently working in anyway, so it should be alright.
>tfw current employer technically has a 2-3 month notice period
>Tfw the department wants me to start in september and the vetting isn't even finished

probably won't even be joining the fast stream at this rate lad hahahaha

>>77952033
not many people do her, and they rarely wear a big furry coat

>>77952043
>Sky
Not even Deano uses them now m8, they're haemorraghing customers.

I live in a 99% white county, so it's quite interesting that of the small amount of very feministy girls that I know, 3 of them have managed to find black boyfriends.

Very interesting

>>77951988
>wanting to heatstroke
no ta

>>77952048
meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkodSBTqmZE

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>British Pounds (GBP) are good boy points given out by the Queen

>>77952051
is that a gun in your pocket or are you very pleased to see me

fuckin helll. jezza is an absolute fucking legend. shagged this complete munter last weekend without a johnny ahaha

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just looking at her beautiful face makes me forget that her people are trying to genocide my race

got called a spanner in B&Q

>>77952056
obviously we'd have air conditioning in my perfect uk

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>>77952105
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Haven't done a wank in 5 days. Might try and keep this going for longer.

>>77952008
shut up u egg

>>77952008
What's the alternative though?
Bro is terrible
Buddy sounds passive-aggressive
Friend also sounds passive-aggressive
Pal doesn't work unless you have a Maine accent
Brah is repulsive

got called a sissyboy in house of frazer

>>77952009
>I feel guilty every hour im not doing anything
i don't feel guilty, i just feel frustrated that i can't be at home 'not doing anything' instead of being at an office where i still have to pretend to be busy

>few light clients
yeah the ideal is getting low intensity jobs that you can manage within work hours. any less than that is boring. any more than that is grating.

>>77952105
that's right

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Robert Curthose was the eldest son of William the Conqueror

In 1077, his younger brothers William Rufus and Henry dumped a full chamber-pot over his head.

The next day Robert and his followers attempted to seize the castle of Rouen.

Robert unhorsed King William in combat and succeeded in wounding him, stopping his attack only when he recognised his father's voice.

Humiliated, King William cursed his son. King William then raised the siege and returned to Rouen.

>>77951950
excellent post

>go to a forest in a scottish national park
>huge islamic community group hiking together

>go to rural devon
>BM/WF couple

howling

>>77952089
you havin a laugh m8 just look how many houses have sky dishes

>>77952105
I've been a bad boy then, judging by how many I have.

Got called a bender by the gaybar staff

Wish Branson would invite me to his private island in the Carribean

>>77952147
I only feel guilty because we have a target of billable hours were supposed to hit

>>77952076
Have you told the FS admin people? They might sort things out for you. Worst case you could just pack in what you're doing if it comes to it. I mean shit, it's the government you'll be switching to.

Makes it sound like what you're doing is more specialist than what I'm going into 2bh. Mine is external/internal comms and press office stuff. Adverts and things as well. Completely vague on departments and what it's about. Plus what I did before was completely irrelevant.

How much are you getting for it?

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Is this good fish'n'chips? I really liked it although that was the first time I've tried it

>>77952128
If you have the appetite / ability to wank often then do it. As you get older it becomes harder.

Takes me at least 2 days to get charged up between wanks these days and in the end most weeks I can only muster one wank.

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>>77952188
the virgin wish

>>77952133
>What's the alternative though?
cocker

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You arrive in marlow

>>77952117
might work then
even then, going out side would still be horrible

>>77952173
My parents have the dish but cancelled their subscription m8

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Ronnie Drew

what would you do if your employer started drug testing?

>>77952210
no it isn't

>>77952133
La, lad, man, bud, fella, geezer

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Alri lads

About half of Deanos have Kodi boxes now, give it a year or two and they'll be the majority.

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>>77952210
>Is this good fish'n'chips?

>>77952210
no

>>77952262
Be happy, because I'm not a degenerate.

>>77952232
He needs to go on the X-Factor

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the goal

>>77952133
Just omit it altogether.

>>77952264
>Fella
That's a good one. I like it muchly.

>>77952266
>not voting for BNP
it's like you dont even care about britain

Fleedwood Mac - Rumours

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>>77952210
Christ almighty

>>77952266
>OI CUNTS
UKIP is a dead party

>>77952210
can't believe you willingly ingested that

>>77952264
chief, boss, duck, blud, badman

>>77952297
Fair enough, if it makes you happy.

MATURE MAN IN BLUE
A
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soooooooon

>>77952341
the london experience?

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the goal

>>77952341
Part and parcel mate. How else are fat ass Brits gonna eat their kebabs?

>>77952357
totally not photoshopped

>>77952341
wtf i love acid now

>>77952210
>those long dirty chips
>the """""""fish""""""
>no gravy/curry sauce
No.

>>77952263
>>77952270
>>77952277
>>77952311
>>77952319
Show me what proper one looks like, I wanna be expert in this thing

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Chicago desu

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trains?

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>aww, come on anon, it's friday night! lets go out and enjoy ourselves!

can't wait for mogg to be exposed as a nonce
you just know

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>>77952304
Surprise bitch

>>77952398
peng city ngl

jag XF is my goal, give me 5 years

>>77952133
dude my dude

>>77952384
Excellent goal.

>>77952398
Been there

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the goal

>>77952341
left: acid attack
right: acid trip

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>>77952395

>>77952050
>Mo Farah would've upped his game
farah would not bekele. literally no thinks this. drop your trip no one likes you

>>77952341
>What type of look are you going for??
>Yeah want that london urban type look
>Say no more

haha right guys?

>>77952303
happy to help

literally ALL of the fish and chips posted here looks more disgusting than what the austrian posted

>>77952341
Get the London look

>>77952406
What does the scouter say about its power level?

>>77952398
aesthetic

>>77952398
wtf do you even do there? I went there for like 50 minutes, walked to the lake, and then left because there was fuckall to do.

>>77952406
proper bo

>>77952439
Never seen such fries desu

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>>77952403
>the Virgin Train

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>>77952403
Trains.

why are trains in this facking country so expensive aROoooooo

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>>77952433
Are they still making those?

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the goal

>>77952473
they're the sort of chips you get here in proper fish and chip shops

>>77952485
No

>caring about any athletics event over 200m

the STATE of you

Wouldn't mind working in DoSAC lads

haha

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>>77952424

>>77952485
they're the biggest employer in the UK

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>>77952457
what the fuck would you know about food?

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the goal

>>77952488
good stuff

>>77952398
>be Chicagoan
>get murdered

>>77952194
>FS admin people
yeah i was telling them back in May when it became apparent that this was going to happen. trying to keep things sweet with my current employer, because they might also want to show some flexibility seeing as sept/oct is a better recruiting time than nov/dec

>communications
learnt a bit about that stuff in my current job. seems stressful. 2bh, really not my cup of tea

I'm quite curious about the 'stream in this respect, alot of the streams seems to be sort of generic: HR for example - no idea about what you/these guys do like as an essential functioning of government. Seems like they can have you literally doing any tasks under the guise of the faststream. Glad I got into the stream i did, rather than say """social research""".

>how much am i getting?
I heard somewhere that analytical streams get 2-3 grand more than the normal going rate, but i might be wrong about this. (in which case the fast-meme is going to cost me more because my salary is already the same but my living costs are lower because im not in london)

>>77952470
are you serious? there are a shit ton of museums, restaurants, sports teams, music halls, festivals, parks

chicago has a ton of shit. more than any city besides NYC that is accessible within 30 minutes (LA takes hours)

Are you retarded?

Chicago isn't that great because of the crime, but if you couldnt find things to do thats your problem

also you should leave the loop.

>>77952398
Looks nice, shame you'd probably get shot by niggers.

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you leave Britain

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>>77952395

>>77952520
Is the true?

>>77952473
come here and go to a proper chipper
london chippers don't count though

>>77952523
Used to have that all the time for breakfast before junior school x

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>>77952475
>>77952476
>>77952403
Can't wait for these to replace the shitty HSTs

>>77952424
>man puts padlock on own ear for internet views

>>77952565
>>77952565
>>77952565
>>77952565
>>77952565

>>77952511
Is he a meme master?

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>>77952475
>chad train

>>77952445
you literally realise times mean fuck all at this distance yeah?

do I have to repeat myself for you?

*buys a car on finance*

>>77952547
To be fair, I was only there for less than an hour waiting for a train to Albuquerque, NM.
It just looked like a bunch of buildings and nothing else.

>>77952581
I need special (not shengen) visa to visit the UK

>>77952552
its segregated as fuck. youd just live in the white areas. this is one

>>77951394
Why does Owen keep doing it?

>>77952183
g a y or random gaybar?

>>77952658
apply for one

>>77952623
going to post >the virgin train on /r9k/ now

>>77952791
It's expensive and they reject most applies

>>77953978

>>77951315
Every single one of those things except the blue plaques are in every British city with the added bonus that people are far nicer than in Londinistan

Plus you don't get financially raped every time you want to do every day things like have a drink or not be homeless.