/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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Asians are the superior race

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Wisconsin

VERY dumb satania poster

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https://youtu.be/fXEvYnaxJ24

birds are underrated

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misa

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>>77950567
Hell yes

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tfw no gf

>tfw no Jane-y gf to bake you cake and have sex with you when you ace your penis inspection exam

>>77950681
very good

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tfw gf

got an F on my penis inspection exam

>>77950737
fugly

>>77950750
penis what?!

>tfw no woman to bake for you
this is why i go to panera bread

>>77950676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knWwJPTwpx0

>>77950681
impressive

>not baking your own bread

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>>77950784
is this you

>tfw penis inspector accidentally said 'nice' when inspecting my penis

he probably forgot he was wearing his inspection hood. I'm pretty sure its my gym teacher though.

Is there even a point of lifting if you're not using steroids these days?

>>77950824
no. i am kinda tanned, slant eyed, bulked, tall guy. like one of those yağlı güreçi.

>>77950861
yes

>tfw the nurse calls you back after you finish your penis inspection exam for a retake

when did they get new procedures? She took me aside from the other guys and started licking mine... Do I have some kind of deficiency?

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Do you guys know what /cum/ stands for?

It's actually pretty funny

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>>77950934

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>tfw penis was never inspected
d a n g e r o u s
p e n o r

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lol

>>77950981
Post her legs

>>77950737
Are her eyes blue?

>>77951071
i don't have any
>>77951110
she's taiwanese, don't think so

>>77950533
Who /HatesCalifornia/ here?

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>>77950792
>watch this
>realize how many times I've ignored these signs
>tfw

even after watching this I'm far too autistic to notice any of this in real time

>>77951141
Hating states is incredibly stupid

Things I am missing out on by not living in Wisconsin:

> a nice bungalow
> a nice garden
> a weber
> bbq with the boys
> a wife, two kids and a dog

>>77951141

not me

>>77951263

are BBQ's illegal in naziland?

>>77951141
yea

>>77951319
i don't have a garden or anywhere to bbq

>>77951110
Should be contacts

there's a stage 1 burning ban in effect here so i can't have a BBQ

>>77951470
Where is that, California?

Things I need to get used to when moving to Wisconsin

> imperial
> fahrenheit
> fractions

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>>77951547
you can do it

>>77950533
Since I've been spending time in the sun, the freckles on my shoulders have come back.

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Cuckservatives BTFO

>>77951534
WA
http://www.pscleanair.org/priorities/woodheating/Pages/burnbans.aspx

>>77951412
something that makes you think a thought

>>77951547
Find some practical ways to think about the imperial measurements. Like a pint is a can of soda.

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>>77951634
Drudgey

>>77951641
Man that sucks

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>>77951611
That can't be good

Reminder to straighten your back

>>77951724
>pint
Bad example. I can't tell you the last time I had to measure out or purchase a pint of something.
>pounds
>cups
>gallons
>quarts
>teaspoons/tablespoons
are more practical to know

>theres a huge forest fire buring not even 20 miles away from me
>no restrictions on barbecuing
ah yes to live in a mans state

>>77951813
I've always been like that. I'm a crypto-ginger. My hair has also gone from brown-blonde to red-blonde.

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>tfw only times I've seen open racism/homophobia was when it was from black people

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>>77952023
>No forest fire burning here
>Unrestricted BBQing
Feels gud

>>77952023
>no threat of forest fires, because never gets dry enough here
>state still bans fireworks
I fucking hate VT.

>>77952094
there's nothing there to burn kek

OUR MAGA BOY
martin is in trouble


anyone have a petition to get shrekeli out of his """charges" by the liberal KEK COPS

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they're taking magaboys away one by one..

haven't had an unbox therapy video in my recommendations for two months now

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>>77952061
shadilay fellow kekistanian! fuck racists/sexists/homophobes/transphobes

>>77952123
>live in a state that has the most forest fires in the lower 48
>still no restrictions on fireworks
god i love montana

>>77952143
He isn't really a MAGA guy though, you should watch his debate with destiny where he shits all over him

>>77952179
based dick chick!

pure unadulterated autism

>>77952143
Actually kill yourself. Find a high place, and jump off of it.

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>>77952134
>there's nothing there to burn kek

>>77952143
love these posts
keep it up

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well fuck

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hungry senpai

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>>77952308

>>77952219
>“Donald Trump is a dream for business people like me,” Shkreli said during an exclusive interview with FOX Business Network’s Maria Bartiromo. “I think Trump’s going to make pharma great again.”

??

>>77952342
Did you watch what I told you to watch bud

>>77952239
literally all you have, is a couple hills in the west
gib those hills to us and wyoming, we'll appreciate them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VPLOVJ0u94

who wants my steam games?

>>77951634
Why does the left act like hopeless cartoon villains?

>>77952386
that's pretty neat, dad

>>77952378
can you link it? This article was from 2 days before the inauguration

>>77952401

you got keys?

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>>77952380
"No"

We're going to reform Dakota, conquer Eastern Montana, conquer Wyoming, and make Dakota great again

>>77952443
no
can you gift games from the library?

>>77952434

do your homework, junior

>>77952436
https://youtu.be/srr7BGrMgRs

>>77951547
>euros don't know fractions

>>77952490

no, theyre tied to that account forever

>>77952480
just like the french, you'll die before you cross the rockies >:3

Fucking hate niggers

live in Colorado or VT/NH/ME?

I cannut decide someone make important life decisions for me

>>77952632
CO

>>77952632
Colorado

>>77952535
>1/16th of an inch

it's just retarded

>>77952549
too bad!!

>>77952632
NH

>>77952652
>>77952653
why

>>77952692
why

>>77952632
fuck off we're full

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>>77952632
>living in 56percentistan
You're doing it wrong

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>>77952589
Why would we?
Idaho can feast on the scraps of Montana

>>77952718
why not

>>77952342
kek he's streaming right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvArpDQHf-Y

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>>77952718
>why
because NH people are dicks
>>77952722
.....and heroin. Lots of degenerate junkies

>>77952771
Exactly so stay the fuck away

>>77952718
coloroado is pretty nice despite all the shit it gets

>>77952743
we are no longer friends

>>77952771
thicc

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Might move to VT/NH/ME

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REALLY wish I could move to WI

>>77952512
yea I'm watching and haven't really heard him trash Trump

>>77952816
good luck

>>77952863
Okay keep me updated

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>>77952771

>>77952856
why can't you

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>>77952889

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>moving to Colorado
>DUDE WEED
>DUDE MEXICAN IMMIGRATION
>DUDE CALIFORNIAN IMMIGRATION
Only acceptable city in CO is Boulder and Grand junction, rest is SHIT

>>77952879
give me a time stamp since I dont want to sit through an entire hour of this. (I skipped around and they talked about him for like 10 minutes at 1:30:00)

I want to live in Maine. You never hear anything, good or bad about Maine, and ever one knows that its best to live in a place that is never spoken of for good nor ill.

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>>77952793
Ah c'mon Ravioli it was only a joke

>>77952906
i have no marketable skill so obtain a visa with

>>77952933
So you would rather base your views on somebody from a short clip than actually getting to know them?

>>77952632
Colorado!!!

t. moved from CO to VT, and fucking hates it

>>77952968
Were hiring scat fetishists

could go for some pringles again

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>>77952958
i can't stay mad a at you :3
*glomps*

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>>77953016

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>Why NO, I am NOT moving to West Virginia
kys

>>77952920
I don't think you've ever been to CO, and you're basing this on muh white population.

Don't be so silly, faggot.

>>77953063
>move to west virginia
>start meth lab

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>Not already living in your dream state

Why? Do you think your dreams are just going to come to you some day?

>>77953078
>muh white population
hello nigger

>>77953099
>move to West Virginia
>wife becomes cousin

>>77953104

oregonians are very hostile

>>77953078
I have been twice, went skiing and dinosaur fossil hunting, was cash, fuck spics btw

>>77953099
Only way to make an honest living in these times

>>77952920
It would be boulder that I'd be moving to, although the housing prices scare me

>>77952987
can you elaborate on why you like/dislike the two? we might have different tastes so your con might be my pro

I just want consistent white christmases, plentiful outdoor amenities like snowmobiling, skiing, hiking, camping, boating, mountains everywhere and a fuckton of trees. Northern New England seems to fit the bill perfectly but the mountains seem more like hills compared to the Rockies and having only lived in the west (southwest Washington for most of my life and then Phoenix for a little bit) I wonder if there's a legitimate difference between the west and the northeast that I can't overcome

>>77953145
t. jamal desanchez

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thinking about masturbating

>>77953231

jesus is watching

>>77953124
>racism is fun
>4chan site culture n stuff
>XDDD
Yes, I am the mythical Nigger of the Green Mountains.

I've lived in Colorado, and I've lived in VT (94% white). Given the opportunity, I'd go back to Colorado in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd even take Pueblo over the comfy little town where I currently live.

any ricers here?

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>>77953257
dire

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>there are ""people"" who unironically want to move eastwards

I used to be a really hot girl but then I got old.

i've never been east of the mississippi
i've never been to the east coast
furthest east i've gone was arkansas to visit family, and it was shit
why would anybody keep going east

>>77953257
Where in VT do you live and why don't you like it?

>>77953357
white flight

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>>77953339

cant fathom why

>>77953357
>he hasnt been everywhere in the country
Let me assure you its all equally shit

FUCK AMERIKKKA

westerners should stay west desu no reason to come here

>>77953231
did he criticize the rice?

>>77953431
why do you say that?

if it's the epic 'fuc off we're full' then ok whatever, but if you have a genuine reason I'm all ears

>>77953469
Because we're full of rude people and drug addicts, nothing for you westerners over here

>>77953469
seattle is full

east coasters out of my state
REEEEEEEEE

>>77953500
*moves to NH and brings all of my cancerous New York mannerisms*

>>77953217
>lower speed limits
>weirdly communitarian culture
Imo the average Vermonter can be compared to the Simpson's Helen Lovejoy and her catchphrase, "won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!"
>FAR less public land
>muh still illegal weed
I prefer a more libertarian attitude in my state's government, and I like sunlight. The sun never shines here. With the exception of snowmobiling, all outdoors stuff in CO is better.
>>77953219
My mom was born in Harding, WV, and we have found married first cousins in her family tree. Also found out her family has been here since the 1680s.

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>>77953526
*sends our juveniles to your door*

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>>77953517
>tfw two of my uncles already live in Montana

californians stop migrating north

>>77953383
I live near Middlebury. See >>77953582

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the entire west coast is rightful Californian clay
prove me wrong
pro tip
you cant

>>77953600
no

>>77953582
>community bad
>having trouble finding weed in VERMONT of all places

I get the feeling you're a-social

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>>77953594

>>77953622
*nukes you with Washington state arsenal*

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My cousins in NY thought that it was going to still cowboys and indians here when they came to visit

>>77953586

wtf? I HATE NH now!

http://imgur.com/a/phalm

>>77953656
wojak is hiding inbetween his tongue and upper lip

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>>77953656
>tfw they live in missoula

*gets in my car and heads up I-5*

>>77953622

this, tbqh

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>>77953698
The guy in the bear suit was black btw

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Recognize British-Oregon sovereignty.

>>77953686
were they surprised when it was full of hipsters, rednecks and trailer trash

>>77953720
you gotta be sharting me

>>77953500
my small hometown had plenty of poor people and druggies, but my family was always (and most likely will be) financially well off so that was never an issue, and it won't be in my future. The whole "there's nothing to do here" thing is a draw to me, I like smaller towns with a sense of community. My dad for instance would point out people in downtown that he went to high school with over 30 years ago. Or while I was in high school, I'd mention a classmate and he'd say something about how he knows their dad or whatever. Just small stuff like that, it's pretty non-existent in a large city where people don't live here for multiple generations

HEY
I WAS DOIN JUST FINE BEFORE I MET YOU
I DRANK TOO MUCH AND THAT'S AN ISSUE, BUT I'M OKAY
HEY
YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT IT WAS NICE TO MEET THEM, BUT I HOPE THAT I NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN

>>77953827
reddit

>>77953734
>only one interstate that goes through washington, california, and oregon
who though that was a good idea

>>77953786
Nope, but they are essentially locals, one lives in a log cabin other on a ranch. When they visit they cant stand new york

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>>77953816
>but my family was always (and most likely will be) financially well off so that was never an issue
NH is one of the richest states in the union and we are ground zero for heroin and drug abuse. There is not a single place in the state you can go to escape it here.

>>77953646
I am here. I don't like these people, and I didn't have this problem in CO.
>community bad
It's weird. There's a difference between having strong communities and being overly-concerned with the actions of one's neighbors.
>weed
I'm 32, and the only person here I know is my wife.

>>77953786
eyl

>>77953865

>what is the 101

>>77953883
>I am here. I don't like these people, and I didn't have this problem in CO.
>I'm 32, and the only person here I know is my wife.

So you're saying the problem is everybody else, not you?

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rate my ex

>>77953877
you didn't address the other and more important part of my post

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>>77953867
at least they've integrated into our society
who know, i might know your family

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>>77953949

>>77953877
>>77953816
I really want to move to NH once I start real life. Can you move into a small town, say hi to a few people, and then be left the fuck alone until you want to be social?

>>77953960
That's something that exists in any place besides major cities. Yes I can spot people I went to elementary school 20 years ago here, but it's not so enjoyable when you spot them on the news for going on a drug fueled police chase

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>>77953906
>the
I hate West Coasters.
>>77953924
No, I'm saying that it isn't for me. I don't have a problem, and neither do they. I simply don't belong here.
Must there be someone at fault if people don't get along?

*nukes i5*

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Denver is nice

>>77954017
>Must there be someone at fault if people don't get along?
Yes, it's unnatural. Humans are social creatures and thrive in a community.

>>77954046

*takes 101 or 97*

Do you like group sex /cum/?

>>77953906
not an interstate till california and even then the rest of it going through oregon and washington is not an easy or quick route at all.

>First week in the past month that I have lots of free time
>Rally Week
Ree.

/cum/ is the last gasp of the white race
sad desu

Hearing black Americans speak in a standard accent is weird.

You are so used to their monkeyspeak.

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Whats the first word that comes to mind?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzap

>>77954241

mating press

>>77954149
how so

do you guys actually post quality anymore or do you just post any incoherent rambling that escaped that windbag we call your mouths?

yea

>>77954282
all my posts are quality
kys

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>do you guys actually post quality anymore or do you just post any incoherent rambling that escaped that windbag we call your mouths?

CUM LOL

>>77954282
im waiting for a NH fag to tell me if my future neighbors will try to drive me out of town if I don't join the community club or gossip with them every time I see them

>>77954070
And I'm not thriving in this community, as their norms and values are radically different from mine. Colorado's culture, landscape, and climate suits me better.

>>77954353
ok that seems reasonable.

if you guys dont wanna MAGA

then GET TEH FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD


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NORMIEKEKS OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTTIOUOTUOTUOTUTOUT

>>77954353
Depends where you live, probably no everywhere desu.

Though if you live on the country side it's likely that people will seek you out on their own because they want social interaction

autism

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>japanese for dinner

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>>77954551

Has anyone here tried meditation?

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>>77954551
Thanks

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>>77954551
>taquitos al pastor for dinner

business idea: make a gimmick, repeatedly post it in every thread, and piss off the entire general

>>77954600
yeah helped me a lot

>>77954652
Kys

what the fuck is a stromboli i just bought one

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>Charlie Weis, Patriots offensive coordinator, 2000-04: "In 2002, I was going in for gastric bypass surgery and only a couple of people knew. Tommy was one. Belichick was one. The plan was to go in on Friday, stay overnight for observation, and then get out the next day unless there were problems. Well, it's Saturday morning and Tommy comes to the hospital to see me, and when he walked in, I was almost dead. I was in intensive care, my blood pressure had dropped as low as 50 over 30, and I was in really, really bad shape. We hadn't lived up in New England that long and didn't have any family that lived in New England, and my wife [Maura], who was stunned, is trying to figure out how to take care of kids and be at the hospital at the same time. Tommy basically stayed with my wife most of that weekend until reinforcements could arrive. He was there all day Saturday, with her late Saturday night; and then Sunday, I had flatlined a little bit where I was actually dead and they brought me back. What I later learned was that Tommy and my wife had a serious conversation at the time, and he said, 'I wonder when he comes back after this if he will yell at me any less?' And the way my wife told me the story, they both looked at each other and said, 'Naaaah. That will never happen.' That was him trying to get my wife to not go in the tank at a time when he's a young kid and looking at a coach, who he is pretty close with, almost dead. Those two days really changed our family's relationship with Tommy. From that day on, he wasn't just the quarterback. There was a bond between Tommy and my wife and our family that had been created on nothing to do with football."

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>>77954653

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>>77954606
NONONONONO

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE NOFAGGING FUCK

>>77954719

not gonna read that

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>Tom Brady Sr., dad: "When Tommy was 4 years old, we played in our first father/son golf tournament. This particular Sunday when we got to the course, all he was really interested in was drinking milkshakes, driving the cart and hitting the golf ball -- often. In the course of this alternate-shot tournament, I would hit the ball, then he would hit the ball, then I would hit the ball. However, he wanted to be the only one to hit the ball. On the 13th hole, I sank a long putt and he started whining, then crying, because then he couldn't hit his shot. On the next hole, I rolled a putt up to within 2 inches of the cup. He then got up with his putter and hit the ball about 60 feet away while taking a big divot out of the green. I asked him why he didn't just tap the ball into the hole, and he said he just wanted to hit the ball hard. Needless to say, we came in dead last in the tournament. However, at the end of it, he still got his milkshake."

>>77954715
>Stromboli is a type of turnover filled with various cheeses (typically mozzarella) and cold cuts (typically Italian meats such as salami, capocollo and bresaola) or vegetables. The dough used is either Italian bread dough or pizza dough.

>Stromboli was invented in the United States in the 1950s. It was named after the Italian film Stromboli.

>>77954653

I did it

and im widely beloved

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>
Matt Cassel, Patriots quarterback, 2005-08: "One day in practice, I forgot to bring the guy in motion because I got locked and knew I was throwing to the other side based on pre-snap coverage. But I forgot the motion. And Brady immediately comes up to me right after and goes, 'Cassel, you can't miss that motion.' I was like, 'Yeah, but I completed the ball.' He's like, 'Yeah, but how the hell are you going to yell at them to be accountable when they see that you messed up that motion?' You have to be perfect at this position."

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>Pat Kratus, roommate at Michigan: "In his sophomore and junior year, when he was second or third on the depth chart behind [Brian] Griese and [Scott] Dreisbach, he was still studying film at 10:30, 11 at night. He was frustrated with not playing, and that's how he channeled it. If I beat him in a game of H-O-R-S-E, he'd drop-kick a basketball. There was a golf club or two that might have gotten thrown in anger. But for his own sanity, he would always turn those situations into hard work. Whenever you talked to him about the future, he was adamant: 'I'm going to be a starting quarterback in the NFL.' He always had confidence in his own success. It wasn't braggadocios. That was just his plan from the word 'go.' He was the best man in my wedding, and after his first year, he was at my bachelor party in March 2001 along with a cousin of mine. My cousin is a very successful hedge-fund guy, and Tommy says to him, 'You know, I think I have a great shot at being quarterback this year.' He laid out this whole plan, talking about some of the things he had to do and what he had going for him. So my cousin comes up to me afterwards and says, 'Pat, there's [Drew] Bledsoe, there's Michael Bishop. What is Tommy even thinking? Hope is not a strategy.' I just said, 'Tommy has worked really hard at it. He always seems to find a way to do it. I bet you he will be a starting quarterback when it's all said and done.'"

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>>77954892
>>77954965
what's going on?

naija pussi is the tighest, ghanaian pussy is not

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>Wes Welker, Patriots wide receiver, 2007-12: "We were flying during our bye week to L.A. to get worked on as we got ready for the playoffs. We were playing a game with dice and you try to get all your pawns to the other side, and I'm kind of beating him the first couple games. He's down about $200. I'm talking trash and you could just see his frustration growing. He then takes the board game and throws it against the back of the plane. I'm like, 'Dude, are you serious right now?' We keep on playing, and of course he ends up getting up on me $300. All of a sudden, he's in the happiest, best mood ever. I go to pay him and he didn't even take it. He just wanted to win. He had the biggest smile on his face."

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>Bill O'Brien, Patriots QBs coach/offensive coordinator, 2007-11: "My favorite story about him has to do with his memory. I don't remember the exact time of the year, but we were playing Buffalo, I think it was 2009. We're in a meeting and we're watching Buffalo's first- and second-down tape. I'm talking to them about what the Bills' defensive coordinator was doing, and [Brady] basically knew who the coordinator was because he had faced him earlier in his career, about five to six years prior. So he says to me in this meeting, 'I remember we ran this play against this scheme called Crunch Stock in 2004.' I said, 'You remember that specific play?' He said, 'Yeah, I remember it against this specific coverage, which this coordinator loves to play. It was on the right hash, going away from the lighthouse, and we hit Troy Brown for a big gain on the crossing pattern.' I said, 'There is no way you remember that play like that!' He challenged me to pull it up. We have all the games on the computer system, and we find that game and there's the play: on the right hash, second-and-less-than-5, going away from the lighthouse and he hits Troy Brown on a crossing pattern. Think about all the plays he had between that day and the day we were talking. Apart from his talent and competitiveness, I always tell people that's what sets him apart. He has an IBM. He remembers it."

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>Brian Hoyer, Patriots quarterback, 2009-11: "We played up at Buffalo and we couldn't fly back into Boston because the weather was so bad, so we had to stay the night in Rochester. We drove there, and we all decided we'd go out to dinner together. Tom being who he was, he usually couldn't come to a team event like that. We might be at Capital Grille and he is sneaking in the back door and then people realize he's there and he has to leave. But this was impromptu at Dinosaur Bar-B-Que in Rochester. The whole team is there. And it turns into a beer-chugging contest. You have linemen, Julian Edelman, they all think they are going to win. Then someone says, 'I heard Tom is really great at chugging a beer.' We don't usually get to experience him like this, but we finally coax him into doing it. He does it, and let me tell you, you couldn't have poured out the beer faster into a glass. It was unbelievable. And he slams the mug on the table and puts both fists in the air. He walks away with a look on his face that said, 'You really thought you were going to beat me on this?' The place went nuts."

What's with this shit?

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>What's with this shit?

shall get me some pringles if it stops raining

>>77953517
east coast is full, not much of a choice
>>77953582
>public land
gomunism is bedder :DDDD

>>77955486
good luck

>>77955486

dont be a pussy

how many pringles per week is too many?

>papi trump is taking a 17 day vacation
why is he so lazy?

>>77955596
1

>>77955486
>raining
Comfy

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>>77955616
hes tired of winning desu

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what was he thinking at this moment?

Tom Brady is an American hero.

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>>77955786
he's also a /cum/ hero

People who respond poorly to criticism are much more likely to abuse alcohol

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got second place

think Im getting better at mahjong

>>77955933
i respond poorly to criticism
i also don't have a friendly relationship with alcohol

you might be right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUu1-OkeYt0

My mom has a bottle of hard orange soda in the fridge

I'm over here watching the dog while she and my sister are away for the week
I've never had alcohol before

Should I? I'm mostly just thirsty and want something other than water desu

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no gf..

>>77952718
dumb why poster

>>77955979
awww, I used to play mahjong. Sucked at it but it was fun

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>>77956078

>>77956053
yes. infact, i just got back from a beer run
wooooo friday! drinking alone, fuck yeah!

>>77956078

yeah and you wont get one if you keep taking pics of stranger women you gook freak

Girlfriends are overrated. Wish I could get an arranged wife and be done with it.

>>77956114
I mean hard soda wouldn't have much in it would it

I'm probably going to be a pussy and not do it like every other time I've been confronted with the opportunity

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>Girlfriends are overrated. Wish I could get an arranged wife and be done with it.

>>77956221
its fine bud, you don't have to drink it if you don't want to

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>tfw

>>77955933
People with ADD are much more likely to abuse drugs/alcohol because they have a dopamine metabolism in balance.

>>77956078
ask her out right now dumbo

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>inferior fanning

>>77956221
Lol fucking pussy do it faggot

>>77956250
I'm not lying when I say I just want something other than water to drink because it's good, I'm not going all the way to a store either

>>77956241
They are. I would break up with mine but her sister would want that and I don't want her to get the satisfaction of being right.

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>>77956341
Neat.

>>77956319
But he didn't post Dakota.

>>77956414

exactly, hence the inferior fanning comment

>>77956334
then crack it open

>>77956436
Elle is the superior one, though.

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>>77956462

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>77956518
Beautiful French-Canadian culture.

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>this is the place

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Do you have any asian friends?

The only ones I have are just acquaintances from vietnam and we rarely get to talk but they're pretty cool.

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>>77956621
no

>>77956570
>new hampshire literal meaning is new hants
>hants is just an abbreviation of hampshire

I don't think that's how it works...

>>77956701
Do you have any friends?

>>77956813
yes

>>77956813
im his friend

>>77956813
I'm his friend

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>>77956570
>there are people itt who unironically live in the virgin country

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>>77956838
>>77956840
>>77956862
ha ok

The only asian I know is from California and he's a complete yuppie

placer smokes cigarettes btw

never have, never will

>>77957068
what a retard. I hate him now

drank too much last night and have been hung over all day
fucc

Nothing wrong with smoking tobacco.

>>77957224
this, as long as you're smart about it

>>77955488
>gomunism is bedder :DDDD
Oh, fuck off.

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>nothing wrong with inhaling hot smoke into your lungs

>>77957246
I feel about it the same way I feel about weed. Smoking it from time to time is fine, but habitual smokers are degenerates.

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nothing *HACK* wrong with *COUGH COUGH COUGH* smoking *takes a deep breath from inhaler*

Walking out if the club or party for a smoke break with your friends or the girl you're trying to bang is an enjoyable experience where you can have some time in a quieter environment.

>>77957363
>wanting to date a girl who tastes like an ash tray

>>77957295
Do you know anyone who regularly smokes?

>>77957363
that's exactly when I steal your girl

>>77957400
Fucking a girl once isn't the same as dating.

>>77957463
degen

>>77957486
Nothing wrong with one night stands.

>>77957512
There absolutely is

>>77957486
HAHAHA FAGGOT

>>77957512
lol this nigga don't know about pair bonding

>>77957296
*puffs in your face*