You arrive in Neocastle edition.
cara
jelly
th' taiwan holiday snap
>>77945795
would unironically prefer to live in newcastle than london
'you arrive in' posts are literally never funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hxBkG5NcY
mum just put this in my dropbox
mum made grovel for dinner AGAIN
>>77945830
absolutely awful
>made a post referring to grovel as food instead of gruel
>at least 10 posts indirectly taking the piss
it's almost like real life lads
ah *farts* yes
>>77945820
peng
>>77945833
Who wouldn't?
>>77945860
>then a ken the way
Scottish is gradually devolving back into German
>>77945795
Fuck the north
>>77945860
Hate scots
>>77945860
have actually often wondered this about guide dogs
>>77945843
Now this is a good post
>>77945890
caught bruce playing with his bollocks again
>>77945890
can I speak to the manager: the haircut
>>77945895
>back into
dont think so
>>77945890
can't watch these gay dance webms without cringing
i arrive in Amsterdam
>>77945895
german was never spoken in english
*enters thread*
*sniff sniff*
it smells like shit in here...
*leaves*
>>77945890
>bouncing your tits and arse around counts as ""dancing""
slut
>>77945915
would love to dangle my bollocks between those legs just before they snap shut
>>77945843
don't you mean gruel?
https://spankbang.com/1eeq5/video/aunt+caught+nephew+peeping+on+her
>>77945916
ngl it feels good to do that. love how males can relate even across species.
https://youtu.be/NJ0OroI4-Qs
P Money's just ended Dot's career
>german was never spoken in english
Need to have a wank before I start drinking.
Are British unis as leftist as US's?
>>77945933
*Britain
haha
>>77945970
yeh
>>77945970
nah
>>77945795
>Tfw never live in a judge dredd esque /britcit/
Feels shite lad.
going outside for a think
>>77945915
post jelly1-jelly4
>>77945970
yes but not nearly as anti white
women have the privilege of having a vagina
NEED a dominating woman to metaphorically step on me
>>77946005
>>77945960
it wasn't
it was a germanic language nothing like modern german
wtf I HATE brits now
>>77946011
Not in Islam, they cut it off when they're a kid.
fancy a wank
but because i am a civilised human and not an animal i shall suppress the urge for the sake of the 3 Croats I share my dorm with
just came across this lewd graphic
The Anglo Saxons were the only Germanics of worth, other than the Danes.
>>77946070
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Thought this would give you a laugh!
------------------------------------------------------------
Please consider the environment before printing this email
>>77946069
arent you in amsterdam? go to a wank booth in a porn shop
What’s a fun online/free/cheap game I can piss away the evening playing
>>77946069
they might enjoy seeing you wanking
>>77946092
grow up
>>77946071
Who are the other germanics?
>>77946069
Used to wank in my room while living with roommates all the time. They knew what I was doing and teased me when I came out to the common area of the apartment.
>>77946069
gonna smoke some weed dude?
>>77946048
fantastic
>>77946100
chess
dead niggers... makes me smile...
>>77946100
tf2 desu
>>77946093
sounds unbelievably grim
shant be experiencing that any time soon
>>77946110
Of no consequence.
>>77946100
bf2, get it free to play at battelog.co
EA have let it go as it stopped working without gamespy and some lads have set it up again.
>>77945761
sounds fake, anybody who's played the game knows you only fight sans if you've killed every single possible character by grinding away until there are no more encounters in each area
>>77946070
lol
nearly choked on my grovel
>>77946118
>"UMMM EXCUSE ME, THIS ISN'T SEXUAL YOU PERV! I'M JUST ADJUSTING MYSELF! HELP HELP, RAAAAPE RAAAAAAPE!"
>>77946169
>>77946197
Only friend just moved to the other side of the country
going to reply to myself and you can't stop me
>>77946100
russian roullette
>>77946118
>want to go out but no friends
>see group msg on watsapp we getting some beers
>i ask where
>1hour later no reply
sucks to be me lads
>>77946070
JANNY
>>77946100
Battle for Wesnoth is a free old-style turn based strategy game
Mastermind is a pretty good flash game on Newgrounds i used to play
A Digital Love Story is a ~2 hour long short story/game which will give you nostalgia for when you first discovered the internet
>"haha, maybe if i jiggle my tits on the youtube boys will give me money!"
>>77945647
>>77945647
>>77945647
haha oh my theres a picture of my scrotum in this thread. janny deleted it and gave me a three day ban
Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped...
>>77946238
hello
>>77946308
Good job
Going outside for a wank
>>77946341
>>77946296
post it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL0O8UC72O4
oi!
growing up in the north ment it were grovel every day cept for christmas when we had yorkshire pudding and grovel
>in college a few years ago
>share an apartment with 3 other guys
>I would often keep to myself but not always
>would fap often
>they would knock on my door and say things like "what are you doing, jerking off in there?"
>come out, drink a few beers and watch TV with them
>one day get a letter from the apartment office telling me to stop jerking off because people can hear it and there have been several complaints
>it was to me but one of my roommates saw it
>mfw
>>77946253
why is she in an eyepatch
please continue
>>77946363
>tfw no handsome man to blow me
being on holiday is sort of like being a tripfag but nobody gets mad at you or calls you a twat because of it
Show me a picture that describes your plans for the weekend
business idea: re-roll with a DEX build
>watch latest daily show episode
>Criticising trump for tackling racism against white people in universities
>Use a bunch of stats to say see look how unequal it is, we need to discriminate against whites
>Joke about whites having small dicks
The utter state of the """""USA""""
>>77946404
OH. AHAHAHAHA. THAT WAS A PUN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>77946413
>>77946413
wouldn't mind a platonic relationship with a lad or two
reminder that buying butter in canada is not feasible
businees idea: race re-roll
>>77946444
do you mean "a friend"?
>>77946407
twat
>>77946442
w-what are you trying to convey?
normalisation of homosexuality ruined male friendship
The genius
>>77946473
no, we must go deeper
>>77946452
is it too cold for moo cows up there or what
>amir khan got cucked by Anthony Joshua
SCREAMING AND HOWLING
https://twitter.com/amirkingkhan/status/893457703061921792
>>77946511
or did it make them better? >:D
>>77946413
>>77946416
>I am now a deadly assassin because I got hit with a stick a few times
>>77946510
my thoughts are too complex for 4chan posters to understand them
once had a giganormie mate
still in primary school and flirting with teachers
>>77946548
le glass jaw man
>>77946413
>>77946548
don't know or care what I'm looking at here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAaAaAaHhhAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh the french
>>77946515
powerful
>>77946428
Honestly could not care any less
Why bother getting yourself worked up over crap like this mate
>>77946548
who and who
>>77946548
that bint in the replies isnt an upgrade from anything
Cara
>>77946416
OI WTF IS THIS EPISODE 4 HOW THE FUCK??
>>77946574
you're thinking of something bent I'm sure
wont you listen to reason
>>77946609
Britain's second best black boxer had sex with the girlfriend of Britain's second best paki boxer
anyone remember the water from the nile meme
>>77946416
Assasins can only fight 1to1 in an army battle its physical strength that triumphs.
>>77946667
one of the best youtube memes
>>77945830
hope you're having a nice time
can't even BEGIN to fathom going to an office for 5 days a week 8-12 hours/day for the rest of my life to do something I don't want to do with people I don't like, cannot even IMAGINE the THOUGHT
The utter state of yanks.
SLAAAAAYY QUEEEN
YAAAAASSSS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501866134997.webm
>>77946548
id knock both of them out at the same time
>>77946645
It leaked like 6 hours ago
watching the latest pewdiepie vid, good stuff
>>77946746
>dat wing going through the tree
noclip is cheating
>>77946738
Lol how can you die from that I drink coffee and tea all the time, what a pussy
me
>>77946792
you're not black
Would knock Paulie tagliatelle out in 3 rounds or less
>>77946734
It's a competition to get promoted. You push the right buttons and you basically become a big boy. Plebs think their job is over at 5pm but if you start putting in the extra hours and initiative you'll be earning double salary after you get promoted
low-key love the french, you didn't hear it from me
>>77946746
thats a really good pairing
and when you think about it, dragons have great symbolism with Vietnam - flying foreign monsters that breath fire and swoop low
reckon my pineal gland has been thoroughly decalcified, yes indeedy
>>77946261
I've been on both sides in this situation
If you're getting ignored, it's usually because you aren't compatible with the friend circle
>someone just walked past me at reception when i was telling them something
fucking saudis i swear
>It's a competition to get promoted. You push the right buttons and you basically become a big boy. Plebs think their job is over at 5pm but if you start putting in the extra hours and initiative you'll be earning double salary after you get promoted
>>77945833
newcastle is quite nice though
>>77946767
send links, brother
why doesn't he cut his nails
>>77946261
>>77946854
all for what? so you can have even more responsibility and work longer hours to buy shit you don't need, dehumanizing yourself further by partaking in this charade?
shant xx
Need a fit bird to shag senseless.
>>77946898
Your preferred torrent site will have it by now
>>77946919
heyy x
need a fit lad to shag me senseless
am girl btw
who /rickandmorty/ here?
>>77946941
heyy x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IukTiqAqVBM
a classic
>>77946854
>If you work more hours and take on more responsibility you'll get more money
Great insight
>>77946877
>be me, foreigner living in the UK
>ask receptionist for directions
>he's going into so much detail, I dont have time for this
>walk off because idiotic bottom feeders don't deserve mutual respect
>>77946943
BOOM
BIG REVEAL
>>77946932
would fucking flatten him
>>77946972
reeeeeeeeee
i think he just didn't understand
>>77946932
what a cutie
>>77947018
bit gay
The Virgin Stance
>>77947036
ahh in a few years he'll have a nice, well developed hump.
>>77947036
Mr Burns?
lost my only friend to craft beer wanker syndrome
Who would you rather be mates with? Reviewbrah or Tim?
>>77946916
going on holidays 4 times a year is really tough. Definitely not worth it!
>>77947036
He doesn't trim his nails either
need a qt milf doctor gf
>>77947130
would like to mate with reviewbrah
tenderly
The cop
>>77947162
you gay?
who would you rather rim, tim or reviewbrah?
Bunny is having a snack :3
>>77947117
*grows beard and manbun*
mmm, you can really taste the hops.
What happens to cranes once they are done building? Or cranes inside the middle of stadiums and the stadium is built around them
the /brit/ dies suddenly meme
big fan, big fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHqOkmZ_lc
me on the right
>>77947134
>holiday 4 times a year
>literally spends half of the other 48 weeks cooped in an office, being somewhere he doesn't want to be, doing something he doesn't want to do with people he doesn't want to be with, kissing arse all for the opportunity to double his workload for a little more pay
ah yes, great, you've convinced me xxx
>>77947169
nothing gay about love
>>77947189
they dismantle them
>>77947189
how the FUCK do they get cranes on top of skyscrapers?
Do all women in the Czech Republic aspire to be casting couch stars?
i rule /brit/
i spend every night on here for 12 hours
i control the conversation
ME
>>77947189
the plural of stadium is stadia
What you eyeballing me for boy?
I ain't got no candy for you
>>77947217
workload doesnt increase, responsibilities change and become more important and its not a little more pay.
Anyway I never worked in an office before I own my own business and get others to do the worst jobs or less pay lol xx
In the pub bit not drinking pints
Drinking bottles
>>77947321
that's what you think
*teleports in front of you*
>>77947196
me screaming in the background
>>77947342
NONI?!
>>77947342
>pshh.... nothin personnel.... teddy .... selfie...
Why is the image on the front cover of this PDF a nut?
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/366588/se1.pdf
thinking about becoming a big fat guy
>>77947304
it's quite cool actually, there's 3 ways
check this article if you care
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/explainer/2012/05/tower_crane_building_one_world_trade_center_how_do_cranes_get_on_top_of_skyscrapers_.html
thinking about becoming a bug fit gay
>>77947384
don't
it's not worth it
be honest if the minimum age for sex went down to 13 would you ravage a 14 yos tight pussy?
>>77947381
It's because if you don't pay up HMRC will come and smash your tiny little acorns (read: bollocks).
>>77947342
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>77947381
it's an acorn you melt
>>77947381
squirrels
i earn about 1.6grand a month, live at home, and still have no savings
what am i doing wrong?
>>77947328
actually i think youll find its "stadiopodes"
it comes from the Greek, commoner
*sniffs*
Did the footy start today!?
>>77947415
no, am into mummy gfs
>>77947415
boipucci yes
>>77947415
is this what operation yewtree has resorted to to catch nonces?
>>77947452
Yeah GAA seasons been going a while lad
... Taking out the rubbish with Brian snail earlier today ... Picture 4 August 2017 ...
>>77947452
Yeah mate absolute vibrations
dio cano
>>77947415
Well
Saw this earlier, what a lad
sun shines, I drift away
aaaahhhhhh
>>77947494
More like GAY haha
You have the picture of the Irish lasses from each team in a row?
>>77947342
do you reckon tim's a big lad?
>>77947557
OI OI! what a top LAD! LAD LAD ALL THE LADS! ALL THE LADS!
might take a week off work to make some cool raspberry pi projects
>Constantly having a conversations and explaining things to myself, so should a topic come up in real conversation I sound confident and cool
anyone else?
>>77947557
BRADFORD MENTIONED
>>77947556
>that is 13
I have literally never had a real conversation
>>77947598
literally a trait of autism lad (not joking, I do this too)
>>77947588
cringe
>>77947630
heyy x
>>77947592
>>77947598
>interview myself before applying for a job so I can come of as natural and fluid
>>77947582
source on the tune?
>>77947598
have a conversation memorised for every social situation possible, only problem is that i can't remember them until after i've fucked it up
>>77947563
no not sure what picture your on about
>>77947598
Do Brits say "cool" irl?
>>77947598
doesn't everyone do that?
>>77947691
I occasionally say it when I can't think of anything else to say and I hate myself for it
>>77947691
nah just in fake life
>>77947666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlEN8svyHj8
Check these repeating numbers
>>77947737
You should start saying chill instead
why do brits say f instead of t
>>77947691
in it's more original sense, yeah
like calm/relaxed
me in the middle
Aisha is our girl
>>77947791
I will thank you
>>77947598
I talk to myself but not to prepare, just because I'm increasingly isolated and I think it's a coping mechanism
>>77947798
m8 british people say "cool" in the exact same way as americans, what the fuck are you on about? are you an autistic shut in?
>>77947582
wished it was 1980s, but not the gay neon 80s
>>77947796
tuck ott fwaf
>>77947796
do not understand this post
back in this country 3 days and already bored to death
Croatians have invited me to go clubbing with them in Amsterdam
feel a bit concerned cause im fairly inexperienced and also they dont know im gay, but whats the worst that can happen???
adventures like this are what travelling solo is for i guess
business idea: gay neon 80s
>>77947790
I like her
>>77947691
yes. I say COOL MY DUDE! very often actually. other things I like to say:
chill out man!
whaddup BRAH?!?
Thats RAD DUDE!
Ghosts are very real, skeletons on the other hand don't exist.
>>77947836
only nerds use it that way
roadmen speech has discarded cool
>>77947878
I imagine they would kick the shit out of you if they knew you were gay
>>77947870
hate it (hate it)
>>77947904
I'm not a London nigger so I don't use the term "roadmen"
>>77947892
Oh word? You sound like a true homie bruh
look at her feet
honestly feel sorry for the lads having to adapt to "roadman culture" (not sure what that is myself) but it sounds awful.
>>77947917
send em all back I say
>>77947870
where were you
>>77947850
normal people:
three
brits:
free
> Find middle-aged women more attractive than girls my age
> Work at a bar and get groped by drunk milf
Love weekends desu
My gf
>>>/p/3127005
foyisms i am guilty of:
"like" as a filler
asshole
drinking coffee over tea, every time
"bro", "dude", "buddy"
"no way!"
>>77947924
cool
had to go to blackburn today never seen so many concentrated 'sheeds in my life
>/p/
>>77947960
france and a few other places
>>77947961
You mean northerners
And it's because it's easier to say that way, plus accenta
>>77947878
are you travelling lad? one that was menna meet up with an anon in madrid?
>>77947961
Irish:
Tirty tree
>>77947983
like isn't a yankeedoodleism
people from the country say it all the time in ireland
*shoots first*
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497507708188.webm
>>77948029
Tairty Tray
Irish people pronounce 'thirds' as 'turds' lads
what did you have for tea lads
>>77948009
it's a working class thing not a Northern thing
why can no one in the republic pronounce the "TH" sound? NI can so whats their problem?
>>77947559
>He can see the sky
REEEE BC IS ON FIRE
Air quality warning is 7/10 for my area HIGH HEALTH RISK
>>77948042
*firebombs you*
*leaves you to the russian POW camps*
hehe whoops sorry hans :) xx
>>77948029
?
everyone knows the h is silent
fun fact: there are actually two ways that people pronounce "R". One used to be considered a speech impediment, but is now gaining acceptance as standard usage
>>77948071
low IQ
>>77948056
not me x
>>77948065
yes, a northern thing
>>77948071
lets see
three in english= three
three in irish= trĂ
we just pronounce it the way we always have
>>77948123
if you work at i'm sure you'll get into the right habit, anon
>>77948123
that wasn't fun at all
don't waste my time
what's 3 3's?
a small forest
>>77947961
nobody does this except downies
>>77948159
Londoners also say it in their horrible nigger accent
>>77948123
i also watch tom scott
would nonce her up
I have zero (0) friends
>>77948189
not convinced Londoners should be classed as Brits
>>77947957
It's a culture that accepts niggers as superior
>>77948167
i actually do both because i speak spanish and they use the other, older version (ish)
>>77948216
you're going to jail
>>77948239
Londoners are a higher class of people than provincials.
>>77948273
'Londoner' is a synonym for 'foreigner' at this point, since most JFs are third or second worlders they can't really be classy
>>77948273
Working class Londoners ARE higher class than working class northerners (except for the major cities). The youths like to act like hooligans!
Eating a steak lads