/brit/

Why isn't Avocado popular in this country?

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Hmm why yes I do enjoy bender propaganda on my reddit!

>>77942850
that is what a 12% moorish face looks like

POC are over represented in the media

>>77942873
it is with girls

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karen

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what do brits think of southern France aka Occitania?

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>>77942850

coming down off the amps

thank god for xanax

OK THAT'S IT, This fucking ganging up on US americans has to STOP RIGHT NOW.
There are people here who work their butts off trying to support a family of 6 and what do they get for it "LOL FAT" This is not ACCEPTABLE in 2017
I'm sick and tired of having that shoved in my face every time i go online. YEAH SO WHAT maybe some people here are overweight BUT THAT HAPPENS IN EUROPE TOO. You're just projecting your own insecurities on us.

Reemember who saved you in WW2

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>>77942886

>>77942873
it's expensive because they have to be imported

>>77942925
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXtO3tm2aQ

get that friday feeling

T U N E

>>77942886
Is he a twink?

mad how right now this second I'm living on the same rock as the gremlins who live live in London
*shudders*

>>77942907
should be independent along with Brittany, Alsace and Normandy

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>>77942928
>Canadian

Quite scared about the amount of pound shops opening everywhere. Reckon they're trying to get us accustomed to being poor

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haha

>>77941351
>>77941351
>>77941351

TINY
AUSSIE
WILLIES

>>77942928
>>77942983
>Toronto
>Canadian
there is no hope for this country

>>77942907
the best region from what i hear

how about that neemar lad going to psj for £300m lads haha

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african infrastructure is falling apar-

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*stops paying the license fee*
Get rid of these stupid cunts funding ASAP this is ridiculous how on earth are they public funded

>>77943023
that a lot! haha

also mad how french people live on the same bit of land as North Koreans.

Why are Harry potters spell in latin which is basically a language of Christianity

>>77943023
should be paid to the binmen instead

>>77943048

woah.......dude...like...
love being an island

Finding it harder to retain information these days. It's like I'm slowly turning into a vegetable. I'm only 25.

>>77943026
If you even skim read the article you’d realise it’s just about treating kids the same not whatever bizarro tranny gender bending stuff you think it’s about

Then again it’s not as if Rorkes can read so I’m not sure why I’m even typing this

>>77943066
fuck that, its been two weeks since those lazy tossers picked mine up

>>77943086
>reading past the headline

ERR..FUCK OFF???

>>77943021
There's a particular region named Occitania now, but I'm talking about the whole of Occitania, as the cultural region

my british wife left me

>>77943049
latin is frequently used in satanism and general occultism too

>>77943026
"Dear BBC,

Need you out of business, sunshine.

Yours sincerely,
an ex-license fee payer"

>>77943117
seen this 4 times today and im tired of your shit, can only imagine she was too

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>>77942850

Amazing ed.

>>77943049
>latin
really? thought it was mostly made up gibberish

>coworker makes some comment about how one length in a pool is a fair distance to swim (he is 'large')
>me and other coworker snigger, assuming he was joking because of the tone he used
>he was deadly serious and spends the rest of the afternoon sulking

ah yes, work

If there's a hard border between Ireland and Northern Ireland, half of NI will want to blow everything up. If there's a hard border between Northern Ireland and Great Britain, the other half of NI will want to blow everything up.

If there is no hard border between either, a hard Brexit is impossible.

These scenarios seemed funny and silly before the Referendum. They don't seem so funny now...

>>77943141
Wanna grab those two hogs and punch her in the face with them

*pillage a country making sure it remains poor for generations*

>WTF NO YOU CAN'T IMMIGRATE TO MY COUNTRY

>>>/pol/136130838
hahahahahah

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Eventually, people will realize that traditional conservatism has always been pro Jew/Israel and they'll have to find some other political ideology to ride the back of until they realize that they too don't buy into the paranoia.

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Oh my days he's still going on about it.

>>77943166
solution: give NI to the republic, leave a note saying its your problem now

>>77943197
fuck off and stay there

>>77942850
Does she think dyeing her hair blonde makes her look more white?

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>hahahahahah

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>>77943240
>im danish

Crimes of Britain discord fuck off

>>77943166
solution: blow everything up before either side has a chance

>ENTER key updates thread
how did i just learn this by accident

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>fuck off and stay there

Barratt are building a massive newbuild estate near me, like 5000 homes. What is to become of my town when this is completed?

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>>77943240
Probably

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>>77943243
Oh no! Who taught leftypol how to meme?!

DAMN YOU, VICE

>>77943273
no but you actually need to

>>77942850
RAH

>>77943286
Planet of the Deanos

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>>77943273

>>77943251
I doubt this vile cunt even speaks an ounce of danish

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>>77943251
>tfw I am Danish

business idea: let scotland, norn iron, wales and ireland form their own country and sit around rubbing our hands and cackling as it becomes a third world country

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>>fuck off and stay there

>>77943317
neither do the danes

@77943309
not an argument

>>77943341
ireland was a mistake

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the sister

https://youtu.be/4EaaKYqYuDs

>>77943359
nice kot

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the gf

>>77943286
i'd be investing in local franchised german car dealerships if i were you lad

mad to think that the largest animal to ever exist is alive today and looking for sex in your area, click here to register for free

>>77943273
>I'll disregard my religious beliefs to annoy those fucking leftists
Pathetic

>>77943359
That cat is being dirty.

>>77943197
That's not funny

>>77943391
see
>>77943320

>>77943359
Get her to show her penis

was on the phone with some irish girl this morning lads made me realise i need to get me a nice catholic irish wife

ok lads heading into brixton for some pre drinks with /britgoingout/ crew will check the board at about 9 which is ~2 hours before we gona be meeting at phonox, see you all then xoyo

>>77943391
>>77943309

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the gf

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>moralizing Marxists

>>77943359
Do.you regularly wear your sister's clothes?

what are new builds like in america?

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what takeaway should i order tonight lads?

is there a /pol/ raid or something

T- 2 hours until a certain /brit/poster is getting his jaw evaporated

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bf (actually) sent me this

>>77943439
mcmansions

they're hench but really gawdy.a

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

>>77943441
is that aisha
shes actually so fit

>>77943430
>CalculatingDisastrousGermanwirehairedpointer.webm

wat

>>77943428
>Mocking exactly what we want to encourage for the benefit of society
??

>>77943461
err

>>77943441
good post

>>77943450
bad post

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>>77943401
its not even that big really.

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>tfw the only lass on /brit/

can we stop posting crotches please my mum's watching

>>77943441
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Bulge

Cats screeching and dogs howling in the street outside and I'm trying to sleep

Safe to say I'm neither screeching or howling at this

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need a qt sister

>>77943489
That's pretty big tho.

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Naked Attraction tonight but only 1 (one) naked woman I think

>>77943450
Klaag hem aan voor seksuele intimidatie

can't believe all the limp wrist fags in this thread

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>>77943493

>>77943513
>>77943513
>>77943513
>>77943513

>>77943450
HOLY FUCKING YUCK

>>77943513
just think the largest animal to ever exist should be a big larger.

>>77943489
though it said vagina lmao

>>77943450
grim

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Who here /geniuslevelintelligencebutlazy/?

>>77943492
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R

>>77943508
So you can lend her clothes?
Same. Now I have to buy dresses and underwear and stuff myself.
Why live?

>>77943507
>chickens going mental outside because someone is likely holding a cockfight nearby
#JustVeitnamThings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0

tune

>>77943543
looool ohh my daaayyyzzzz

>>77943541
The thing's heart is the size of your car probably. Das a big guy.

>>77943473
Maybe that pic was made and/or posted by a traditional muslim (rapes infidel children, kills gays, cuts off daughter's clit, etc.).

Oi lads it's Deano!

Wahey!

DEANO!

DEANO!

DEANO!

DEANO!

>>77943568
2010 called they want their songs back ahahahahahah

>>77943571
just like my ex wife haha

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/cum/ is the superior thread and you /b*rts/ are just in denial.

>>77943469
Hello newcunt

POST MORE AISHA

>>77943541
a living thing being that massive and non-tree is pretty amazing
plus it eat one of the smallest

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>>77943610

>>77943604
That place has been boring and sad since the """Dane""" left. Let me know when he comes back and I'll agree with you.

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>a living thing being that massive and non-tree is pretty amazing

Maisie is an ugly dog

>>77943655
good post

>>77943564
*fights with your cock*

uWu ~~~~~

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>>77943559
was yours fine with it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvfofcIE1Q

tune

>aisha

please, Sara is far superior

>>77943632
cuddled her once in Darlington

can't even imagine for a second wanting to set foot in /cum/ or any other country general, yet they all fucking flock here

>>77943461
yeah. the one with her arse in a thong is better tho

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Found out the girl Im dating has a youtube channel called "Bluewhispers"
Mad

>>77943669
peng

>>77943681
Best one I've ever seen.

>>77943700
>Bluewhispers
her dress up ASMR

RAHHHHhhh

>>77943550
>>77943528
>>77943516
>>77943486
very rude posters
he is cute

>>77943700
wont be looking up this channel as i believe it is a trick

>>77943568
>I'm a bumblebee lit up like a Christmas tree
>Drinkin' Hennessey Black, I'm from Tennessee

ah yes, 'modern' rap

>>77943686

/cum/ is a nice change up sometimes, very warm, non-confrontational and welcoming compared to a certain other general

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

>>77943700
Liar

>>77943745
FONT

Khan just made an edgy statement in the opening ceremony

>>77943760
what ceremony

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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anime

>>77943684
please elaborate

>"fuck trips i filter all of you!!!" t. brit
>meanwhile @77943760 gets all the attention
so which is it?

>>77943772
world athletics

>>77943772
sharia zone 7

>>77943804
>>77943806
grim

>>77943127
ahahahahahaha

>>77943802
it's only newcunts who reply to him

Draining your balls regularly into a young woman is a necessity for all men in the prime of their life.

>>77943806
zones only go from 1 to 5 you clueless MONG

KHAAAAAANNNN

>>77943827
wb a young man?

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>before uni. after uni

Do I want to watch a film with a girl I used to go out with before I started seeing the current gf?

got no friends and the gf is away and I'm bored off my tits, but also feel weird seeing this girl because we used to shag

hmm

meat is murder

Have an old mans balls drained regularly into a young boys arse is necessary for them in early stages of development

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sister is forcing me to dress in her clothes again

>>77943827
'ent had a shag in about 2 year lad. still emptied the bollocks daily since

>>77943852
FONT

>>77943829
hence the ceremony

>>77943846

18-40 is prime

>>77943849
grim

where the fuck is my ribena update?

>>77943867
if you don't have sex within 6 months your virginity grows back

>>77943864
unironically just reported this post

imagine being so far gone that you get off to weird furry shit and shove dildos up your ass, literally can't even BEGIN to fathom how mentally deranged one has to be to do this

>>77943852
ask facebook normalscum

>>77943865
She gonna rail your bum with her strapon later, Teddy?

>>77943907
not in jail unfortunately

>>77943868
>>77943918
you replied to me twice you ghastly little irishman

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what's youre excuse you limey fucks?

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>if you don't have sex within 6 months your virginity grows back

Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydI

mum renewed her telly license
*sigh*
will have to up the dosage of antifreeze in her cheerios

Wish prostitution was legal in my cunt

chinese vinegar is top notch lads

>>77943907
read his fucking blog you dumb twat

>>77943961
I thought they had brothels in vegas?

>>77943916
being gay is a slippery slope
one day its saying a trap looks cute and next thing you wake up at an inter racial gay orgasm

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cute!

mum laid eyes on my scotch egg
*sigh*
will have to up the dosage of antifreeze in her cheerios

>>77943489
>6'1
>5'10

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>>77943950
no sweetey

>>77943961
it is in vegas you stupid tit

And anyone who doesn't want to go to war... is gay

>>77943978

TINY

>>77943907
Link please

>>77943978
*has an abysmal safety record*

alrite lads get on board, nothing to worry about here

>>77943969
Rural nevada, in a couple of counties. They're overpriced and the girls aren't great looking apparently.

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perfection

>>77943854
Murder on my arteries.

>>77943978
looks like my bfs willy in plane form

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I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

>>77944011
Sheed

>>77943978
*goes on strike*

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>>77943908

>>77943978
looks like my willy in plane form

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>>77943950

>>77944011
do fancy her

>>77943999
>>77944008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyun_LoNxnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyun_LoNxnM
ITS DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyun_LoNxnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyun_LoNxnM

right then lads the athletics are on, off to /sp/ for the night
ta

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>>77943916
people get deluded to this point where a sexual fetish becomes their entire identity and they resort to debasing themselves more an more just for that short rush.
its insidious really, and of course they sell this stuff as "beyond your control" when it never is.

>>77943907
the writers have put it to a public vote which episode comes out

currently escaping jail is winning

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need me a qt sister

>>77944066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7AJ5Jr9I1c

>>77944052
what needs explaining?

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>>77944011

PENG

>>77943996
>>77944039
well not my fault they were both irish, idiotic and exactly 30 seconds apart

>>77944066
>tattoo

they all kuffar

currently eating a chipper while on the ol' public transport to work

>>77944100
FONT

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>>77944003
it's not that bad

>>77943978
looks like a giant flying metal willy

>>77943952
what's our excuse for what?

>getting winded walking up the stairs
ah, so this is how it ends.

got an unusually high alcohol tolerance

not a fan of this. expensive gimmick

>>77944097
SCHWING

>>77944126
Good gosh, do you ever walk anywhere outside your house?

Call me a pleb if you will but American beauty is my favourite film

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>>77944131
Drunk half a bottle of whiskey. Don't feel drunk, just got a slight headache. Fucking hate this.

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Rorke and Rasheed are two sides of the same coin

>>77943852
better to stay on /brit/ imo

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>>77944170

>>77944131
i'd drink you under the table, take you outside, fuckingh batter you and then head in for a last order pint and head home

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just bought these :3

>>77944170
dont tell this to rorke, he doesn't like it and can only use strawman "arguments" in response like a brainlet!

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Might try to catch up with my GoT viewing. No spoilers please, I'm about 3 seasons behind atm.

Sansa has just escaped from Winterfell, and what's her name, big lass, killed that general that /tv/ creams about after he lost a battle against someone and then saved Sansa from some of the guys who won the battle. And I think The Hound is dead, and John Snow is back to life.

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>>77944131
just finished my bottle of wine

>>77944180
Isn't that hard left vs. moderate right tho?

>>77944131
Give it a break for a couple of weeks.

>>77944211
John Snow dies again really quickly and Sansa gets captured

>>77944199
Where on the net can you buy human legs?

>>77944229
i haven't built it up, its natural
I'm thin too so I reckon if I ever gained weight then I'd never feel drunk

>>77944243
ebay

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>>77944219

>>77944219
no

alcohol isn't even pleasureable to me anymore

the feeling of the booze kicking in used to be almost orgasmic to me, years ago.
Now alcohol just makes me groggy and tired.

>>77944249
>I'm thin

Twink?

>>77944211
the hound isnt dead
cersei becomes queen after blowing up the sept with margaery and the high sparrow inside. tommen commits seppeku

as a buddhist and a centrist, I think you're insane

>>77944263
>>77944265
Elaborate pls.

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any rad centre man in?

one of the lads got a big bag of pilla from th 'dam

Not seen d4nny posted for a while.

>>77944291
on what?

remember that fucking freak who posted here who eats a whole clove of garlic in the morning

>>77944353
no

>>77944309
ancient /brit/ history mate

>>77944338
Explain why the guy on the right is far right rather than moderate right.

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the dinner

honestly though why are canadian posters so fucking terrible. aussies and yank shitpost just as much but bearly every leaf post i read just makes me think "what the fuck is wrong with this cunt"

>>77944373
it's not even supposed to be far right vs far left, it's just generally left vs right

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have you man seen the alison brie nudes

>>77944380
grim

>>77944380
jesus wept

>>77944380
grim

>>77944380
runt slop

i invented 'alri'

>>77944390
confirmation bias

>>77944395
What a lovely jewess

>>77944390
been saying it for years, canadians are the real enemy. Awful, awful posters.

>>77944395
nice

>>77944353
my brother ate a whole clove of garlic because he read that it would help with his ance
made no difference to his ance but his hair started to stink like garlic for a week
was fucking disgusting

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yep

RECYCLE
>>77940962
>>77940962
>>77940962
RECYCLE
>>77940962
>>77940962
>>77940962
RECYCLE

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>>77944491

Back in here lads.

>>77944491
Looks pretty decent.

>>77944539
>a quid for a pizza
Wish I had a working oven and wasn't on a diet.

smegma

>>77943681
fug

Tonsil stones

>>77944491
Well shit I'd try it