[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/brit/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 316
Thread images: 66

File: 1501710753172.jpg (127KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1501710753172.jpg
127KB, 640x640px
Grumpy kots
>>
File: 1494009500619[1].jpg (157KB, 992x880px) Image search: [Google]
1494009500619[1].jpg
157KB, 992x880px
>morals
>>
File: 1494018545906.jpg (168KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1494018545906.jpg
168KB, 1280x720px
anime
>>
pls use my edition afterwards

>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967
>>
File: 1490833492644.jpg (120KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]
1490833492644.jpg
120KB, 1500x1500px
https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/6rjtxt/is_there_any_way_for_me_to_lose_my_stereotypical/
>>
>>77941004
too late faggot
>>
File: 1501199291121.jpg (85KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]
1501199291121.jpg
85KB, 960x960px
good edition
>>
Had a few drinks with work people but nothing planned tonight lads :S
>>
Find the gay accent incredibly attractive.
>>
kots are nice, don't bully kots
>>
>>77940967


>>77940967


>>77940967

>>77940967


ALL IN HERE

DONT POST IN YANK THREAD
>>
thinking about making one of those treasure trail thing where i leave notes scattered around with clues leading to more notes and eventually a prize and just leaving it for some random person discover

addendum: for fucks sake of course it would be new thread time on the one time i make a post without bothering to check first
>>
i guess the people have chosen

>>77940962
>>77940962
>>77940962

in here

>>77940962
>>77940962
>>77940962
>>
>>77941060
do u like ze gay aczent?
>>
File: 1346888860296.jpg (41KB, 313x355px) Image search: [Google]
1346888860296.jpg
41KB, 313x355px
>>77941094
>>
please don't make me post it a third time
>>
>new thread autism

Fucking neck yourselves
>>
>>77941116
think you ought to go to bed pumpkin xx
>>
>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967


>>77940967
>>77940967


POST IN HERE DONT POST IN YANK THREAD
>>
>>77941094
Whatevs
>>
File: 1501395894128.gif (2MB, 268x370px) Image search: [Google]
1501395894128.gif
2MB, 268x370px
what did he mean by this
>>
This is the thread for me. The one NOT endorsed by a disgusting tripfag.
>>
really hope hell exists just so that thread war autists go there
>>
>>77941172
friendly reminder I've posted in this thread more

idiot


>>77940967


>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967


GET IN HERE
>>
>some bloke near me in the pub arguing to his mate that smoking isn't actually bad for you and it's all bullshit

lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NapIZ1xGE

a n g e l
>>
>>77941171
"whip up your manlet boots"
>>
>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967

that thread has 21 posters this has 13 get in there now

>>77940967
>>77940967
>>77940967
>>
>>77941208
>12 seconds
>still hasn't started
Guess I'll never see this vid.
>>
>>77941205
Pics
>>
>>77941227
Put your trip back on, faggot.
>>
best edition
>>
>>77941171
Extremely disrespectful to arabs, showing the soles of your feet. Or maybe that's asians.
>>
let the sheeple masses have their shitty thread, us cool people will be here having a cool discussion about cool stuff
>>
File: 1490086061635.jpg (121KB, 465x776px) Image search: [Google]
1490086061635.jpg
121KB, 465x776px
>>77941330
why arent you asleep?
>>
>page 9
oi
>>
Fucking gas the lot of you
>>
>>77941018
yodled at this
>>
oi oi
>>
File: din dins.jpg (436KB, 1221x1118px) Image search: [Google]
din dins.jpg
436KB, 1221x1118px
the 'nner
>>
Went outside london and the fucking lucozades had the electronic security tags on them

state of this fucking country .fix up
>>
>>77944499
>replying to a 2+ hour old post
kys
>>
File: file.png (1MB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
1MB, 960x960px
>>
need a girl whos aunionist on the streets and a taig in the sheets
>>
dont like cats. just something about them makes me want to punt their little cunt heads off. similar to my feelings towards the irish
>>
why do none of you FREAKS know how to make a normal human meal
>>
Just kidding lads, don't migrate, there's still 20+ posts to go in the last thread.

MIGRATE
>>77942850
>>77942850
>>77942850
MIGRATE
>>77942850
>>77942850
>>77942850
MIGRATE
>>
witnessing history, when the big number turns 3 think nobody will deny its significance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
>>
mackerel for dinner
>>
File: the 'er.jpg (66KB, 799x605px) Image search: [Google]
the 'er.jpg
66KB, 799x605px
>>
File: 1501833833055.png (252KB, 732x527px) Image search: [Google]
1501833833055.png
252KB, 732x527px
i ate too much after being high
ahhhhhhhhh
>>
>>77944544
except the average irishman would bait you black and blue
>>
I NEED to get this message to Alison Brie by any means possible:

"lovely boobies"
>>
>white
>went to a super multicultural school
>nobody had any problems with me apart from the white chavs

ah yes
>>
Gonna do a drunk tonight lads. Bought a 12 pack of Coors Light lager.
>>
File: 1473179319761.webm (1MB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
1473179319761.webm
1MB, 480x480px
FIXED alison brie webm from previous thread
>>
feeling crunk
>>
File: IMG_20170716_201620~01.jpg.jpg (993KB, 2894x3025px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170716_201620~01.jpg.jpg
993KB, 2894x3025px
t' 'r
>>
thoughts on the spotify playlist?
>>
>>77944602
More nudes of this jewess?
>>
https://youtu.be/UaohdQjaH64?t=677

sums up how much of a nobhead tim actually is
>>
>>77944602
Is this a big deal to people, I don't think I've ever seen her in anything
>>
>>77944560
HNNNNG
noooo im a veggie
>>
>>77944604
please hand your passport in to the nearest police station and prepare for deportation
>>
@570
did i say you could reply to me you ginger dwarf? sit down boyo
>>
what the fudge football is back on
>>
I NEED to get this message to Amy Brooke by any means possible:

"lovely vulva"
>>
>>77944617
http://imgur.com/a/QSQBe
>>
File: 1501871010554-1721839054.jpg (738KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
1501871010554-1721839054.jpg
738KB, 1728x2880px
was a good dinner. The tummy is full
>>
>>77944624
she was a sexy little yoke in community
>>
File: IMG_0974.jpg (99KB, 960x639px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0974.jpg
99KB, 960x639px
>except the average irishman would bait you black and blue
>>
Guys, I was kidding. We need to finish up in here:>>77942850 before migrating to another thread.

>>77942850
>>77942850
>>77942850
MIGRATE BACK
>>77942850
>>77942850
>>77942850
>>
can't decide if i should order a 'za or a 'ese
>>
>>77944660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>
>>77944624
i think so yea
>>
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
>>
>>77944662
'za
>>
You know what, I hope both thead get deleted
>>
Don't like wearing my nu male thick rimmed glasses but my other ones give me a headache lads what do
>>
>>77944657
those downys could heem most people itt
>>
bored and fancy getting cunted on opiates or benzos tonight but don't have any and don't know any dealers

how do normies even find dealers? don't understand how it happens
need an online dealer directory
>>
>>77944701
get over it
>>
>>77944677
miss the old Tyrone and Rog days
>>
I RESPECT women so I will NOT be looking at those leaked pictures
>>
File: 1496104648537.jpg (31KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]
1496104648537.jpg
31KB, 657x527px
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE S L U T S
>>
>>77944743
She leaked them anon
>>
actual racist on channel 4 news claiming mass immigration is responsible for rising house prices

cannot fathom the mindset of rorkes like this
>>
File: 1501442374282.jpg (158KB, 573x634px) Image search: [Google]
1501442374282.jpg
158KB, 573x634px
any cute lads around
>>
>>77944701
going for an eye test next week
probably won't need glasses, but if I do I doubt there is a single pair of glasses on this planet that won't make me look like a spastic
>>
>>77944786
yeh me
>>
File: 1100x619.jpg (59KB, 1100x619px) Image search: [Google]
1100x619.jpg
59KB, 1100x619px
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-northwestern-professor-stabbing-20170803-story.html

Find this story fascinating. Wonder what happened and why the British bloke was over there. Hmm...
>>
bloody immigrants driving up the bloody house prices
>>
Why is roblox the most autistic game on the internet
>>
honestly don't get these ponces who pay £50 for some slop and a """"fancy""" restaurant, my ready meal tastes just as good for a fraction of the price

Just not a food ponce, simple as really
>>
tried steaming eggs instead of boiling them today. they were well good.
>>
File: 1501871340107-515425377.jpg (617KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
1501871340107-515425377.jpg
617KB, 1728x2880px
Any one want a cookie?
>>
>>77944821
I was hoping you could tell me
>>
>>77944819
Well of course house prices will go up if immigrants keep coming here and burning them down. Artificial scarcity innit.
>>
>>77944821
Train Simulator is far more autistic
>>
Reckon I could dust Usain Bolt
>>
houses are cheap it's the land wot is expensive
>>
>>77944819
do 1 you fat racist
>>
>>77944842
want a cucky
>>
>>77944834
wahey you posted it again
>>
>>77944837
need to give it a go at some point
heard that they're very nice
>>
starting to come to terms with the fact that the irish are genetically superior to englishmen

whenever work sends me to dublin for a meeting I'm dwarfed by literaly 6'2 celtic chads with full heads of ginger hair

Compare that to the short, stumpy, balding anglo runts I see at home, and there's not much left to say really

The sooner you come to terms with it, the sooner you'll be at peace
>>
File: hat .jpg (151KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]
hat .jpg
151KB, 960x960px
>cannot fathom the mindset of rorkes like this
>>
>>77944834
yes weve seen this post multiple times now. i know you got a number of replies from it the first time you posted but you can fuck off now.
>>
Am (quite distantly) related to Clan MacTavish.
>>
I can run faster than a cheetah but I just enjoy cigs too much
>>
>>77944834
shit gimmick
>>77944847
every time i take a glance down at the runts in the youtube comments there is always some roblox video making bloke whose videos thumbnails have mountain dew in them
>>
File: big_1900.jpg (27KB, 450x289px) Image search: [Google]
big_1900.jpg
27KB, 450x289px
>>77944842
step aside for the patrician cookie
>>
>>77944867
>>
>>77944878
>>77944899
the point still stands, dumb food ponce
>>
>>77944902
have a mate in that clan
>>
57%
>>
imagine not being a rorke
>>
need a (You) right now
>>
>>77944882
i used this method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFHv5SKbZ4
>>
>>77944951
sfasdfasfas
>>
>>77944920
>Tim Tams

fuck off Bruce

they're Penguins
>>
File: 1501871550795-1023306592.jpg (654KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
1501871550795-1023306592.jpg
654KB, 1728x2880px
got some bagels cooking
>>
business idea: floating housing for immigrants, basically grenfell but on a raft and not on fire
>>
>>77944902
my dad works in clan mactavish
>>
canadians are yanks
aussies are yanks
kiwis are yanks
europeans are yanks
>>
honestly hate runts who obssess over "gimmicks", aboluste fucking brainlets

"boohoo I invented that gimmick!" yeah m8 how's about you fuck off you absolute spastic
>>
Caster Semenya is literally a man. Athletics is a joke.
>>
Lol some cunts tried to steal my car last night. One of them stepped in the road then tried punching me in the face through the open window. One of his other mates tried the same so i tried swerving into him to run him over but he jumped out of the way and ended up on his arse. Feel like such a badass hahahaha
>>
>>77944863
LOVE some train simulator. Might play tonight tbqhwy.
>>
>>77944970
fat cunt
>>
File: DEU7_UDXYAA5WnC4.jpg (837KB, 670x1199px) Image search: [Google]
DEU7_UDXYAA5WnC4.jpg
837KB, 670x1199px
timothy james byrne......mecca selfie.......allahu ackbar teddys got the pipe bomb.....04 august 2017
>>
Would love someone to steam my bollocks t.b.h.
>>
>>77944970
filaments in the UK glow orange, not purple.
>>
File: makes-sense-to-me.jpg.png (197KB, 552x331px) Image search: [Google]
makes-sense-to-me.jpg.png
197KB, 552x331px
Why does anybody own a microwave when toaster ovens are an option?
>>
>>77945003
why's that then
>>
Did Tim get sectioned today?
>>
File: 932735475423456.png (427KB, 496x588px) Image search: [Google]
932735475423456.png
427KB, 496x588px
>yeah m8 how's about you fuck off you absolute spastic
>>
>>77945010
Fire is orange
>>
File: nintchdbpict000244488769.jpg (198KB, 636x960px) Image search: [Google]
nintchdbpict000244488769.jpg
198KB, 636x960px
>>77944889
lmao

irish genes are the exact opposite. observe the facial features of the lower working class, they all have that chavvy look about them, and will all have family from ireland
>>
>>77945007
i have both, my toaster oven is on top of my micro

if you don't have both you are a runt
>>
>>77945010
prolly coz it looks hot
>>
>>77945013
yeah
>>
>>77945003
they look purple in that photo because of the infrared (heat) they're giving off, which is picked up by the image sensor and masks their proper orange glow

t. knower
>>
File: 1474519476768.png (70KB, 645x729px) Image search: [Google]
1474519476768.png
70KB, 645x729px
>>77945024
>>77945035
>>
>>77944991
haven't played Train Simulator in ages
been tanning ETS2MP
>>
File: 1501863804.png (648KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1501863804.png
648KB, 675x1200px
>>77945013
Nope, still making videos
>>
>>77945032
Which one do you use more?
>>
how do I cook my microwave meals in a toaster oven?
>>
imagine if air was opaque lol
>>
File: 15018717277721389024329.jpg (685KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
15018717277721389024329.jpg
685KB, 1728x2880px
nothing like some margarine to top off a good bagel
>>
>>77940992
Only a barbaric, German cuckold would live in a world without morals
>>
>>77945047
go on then you explain it brainboy
>>
>>77945061
as a radical centrist, i use both equally
>>
>>77945047
like that image don't you, don't give a shit mate
>>
How do I cook my bollocks in a toaster oven?
>>
>>77945041
cool
>>
File: 1501190156339.png (29KB, 655x530px) Image search: [Google]
1501190156339.png
29KB, 655x530px
is a toaster the same as a toaster oven
>>
File: 1411649104010.gif (2MB, 461x332px) Image search: [Google]
1411649104010.gif
2MB, 461x332px
>>77944972
>and not on fire
>>
File: 56578.jpg (386KB, 2093x2224px) Image search: [Google]
56578.jpg
386KB, 2093x2224px
on the train
>>
>>77945078
mate just use fucking butter whats the matter with you ffs
>>
>>77945084
If you could only have one, which would you choose?
>>
>>77945047
Remember, this is the country that had regular deaths from people sucking on pen tops and accidentally inhaling them, leading to suffocation.

It wasn't until a Watchdog investigation proved this absurd fatality rate that stationary companies were required by law to put holes in pen tops so people would still be able to get air if they inhaled them

The British are not too bright
>>
>>77944983
I invented this gimmick m8

give it a rest yea?
>>
>>77945113
>gif
fuck off
>>
how do you 'cook' things like gravy, peas and noodles in a toaster oven?
>>
don't understand margarine users

butter exists you know

>captcha
>>
File: tim 2.jpg (205KB, 983x750px) Image search: [Google]
tim 2.jpg
205KB, 983x750px
>the nhs can't even recognise a person who is severely mentally ill

Ah yes, universal healthcare
>>
File: 1501607346190.png (542KB, 508x447px) Image search: [Google]
1501607346190.png
542KB, 508x447px
>>77945078
Oh my word the absolute fucking state
>>
File: 1491389327849.png (77KB, 645x729px) Image search: [Google]
1491389327849.png
77KB, 645x729px
>>77945083
>>77945088
wow...a real meeting of minds in this thread...
>>
>>77945123
the microwave because a toaster oven is really just a small oven and i have an oven already
>>
>>77945078
>margarine

the fucking STATE
>>
>>77945114
just noticed the sheer size of her water bottle
>>
>>77945117
margarine is half the price of butter here and I'm a poorfag soooo...
>>
File: 1501599434132.jpg (56KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
1501599434132.jpg
56KB, 645x773px
>how do you 'cook' things like gravy, peas and noodles in a toaster oven?
>>
>>77945145
pretty sure they do recognise that
>>
>>77945078
>not cream cheese
*runt alarm starts blaring*
>>
>>77945013
no
>>
>>77945138
you cook them on a hob what are you on about
>>
File: 1501546827692.png (645KB, 600x878px) Image search: [Google]
1501546827692.png
645KB, 600x878px
>>
>butter

enjoy heart disease sweaty x
>>
>>77945083
Not him, and pardon my autism but when most metals get hot they turn, red, yellow, and then white. Tungsten, the metal that light bulb filaments are made of, are no exception.
>>
>>77945174
butter can't be that expensive
>>
the retard who is spamming brainlet wojacks is the actual brainlet
>>
File: 1481420538834.png (360KB, 590x350px) Image search: [Google]
1481420538834.png
360KB, 590x350px
>>77945078
>>
File: 1499515665632.jpg (1MB, 1920x1210px) Image search: [Google]
1499515665632.jpg
1MB, 1920x1210px
>Am (quite distantly) related to Clan MacTavish.
>>
File: max.jpg (59KB, 500x550px) Image search: [Google]
max.jpg
59KB, 500x550px
>>77945081
>is literally cucked by ghosts in his brain
>>
File: toaster oven.jpg (132KB, 1500x1028px) Image search: [Google]
toaster oven.jpg
132KB, 1500x1028px
>>77945105
No. Pic related.

>>77945150
But microwaves can't make things crispy tho. I'm a toaster oven elitist.
>>
>>77945204
>Greentext a 10 minute old post
Dire
>>
>>77945197
it is
>>
Business idea: join the FFL to get frog citizenship
>>
File: 1473383162302.jpg (40KB, 645x968px) Image search: [Google]
1473383162302.jpg
40KB, 645x968px
>the retard who is spamming brainlet wojacks is the actual brainlet
>>
File: 1496875220809.jpg (944KB, 1000x1564px) Image search: [Google]
1496875220809.jpg
944KB, 1000x1564px
need a voluptuous anglo lady to batter my bollocks lads
>>
>>77945226
>noticing
'sm
>>
>>77945218
>t.cuckold
>>
if you dared bring a platter of sandwiches to my village fete I'd batter you outside the parish church
>>
>>77945231
What horrible world do you live in where margarine is cheaper than butter?
>>
>>77945222
you know you can get microwaves that also grill things right?
>>
>>77945252
right here x
>>
>>77945191
Ah yes, very real account
>>
Thoughts on Elliot Rodger's gf?
>>
could never be a chef, looks fucking stressful
>>
>>77945189
why would you cook them on a hob when you can microwave them in a 1/10th of the time?
>>
>>77945259
umm mate, they're tapas...
>>
teddy's got the swiper
>>
are there actually people here who haven't left their house in months?
>>
>>77945231
how much does it cost?
>>
File: 1501872039629-476493577.jpg (737KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
1501872039629-476493577.jpg
737KB, 1728x2880px
cake for dessert, want a slice?
>>
>>77945269
Since when?
>>
I think Tim got lobotomized today. He's more calm than ususal.
>>
>>77945191
>/pol/ creates fake bait account
>years later /pol/ gets baited by its own bait account
howling
>>
anything interesting happen to you today lads?
>>
Utterly despise sobriety
>>
>>77945287
was a sous-chef for a year and became addicted to cocaine, everyone in the place was - potwasher's brother was a dealer n all
>>
>>77945252
Danny Dyer
>>
File: 1501872098.png (282KB, 750x720px) Image search: [Google]
1501872098.png
282KB, 750x720px
Howling
>>
British plugs are flat on the back with 3 prongs so they hurt to stand on so prevent getting long shocks from being stood on them
>>
>>77945303
yeah (not me)
>>
anon here in my rented thread on 4chan's /int/
>>
>>77945337
only british plug here is you mate
>>
Not allowed on Facebook for some reason
>>
File: burger.jpg (494KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]
burger.jpg
494KB, 750x750px
>>
the nhs do recognise that tim is mentally ill, however, as he is not a danger to himself or others, they can't do anything about him
>>
>>77945359
nice
>>
>>77945337
pretty sure it's because the 3rd prong is ground you
>>
>>77945334
cringe
>>
its better to burn out than to fade away
>>
>>77945337
if you're standing on it it's obviously not connected to the mains so how is it supposed to shock you?
>>
>>77945114
>>77945161
Just noticed the sheer size of the lad taking the photo
>>
>>77945320
no
>>
>>77945369
looks shit. is this the grovel that northerners eat?
>>
Business idea: sneak into Tim's house unnoticed and say things about lizard people taking over the world.
>>
>>77945369
looks lush
>>
File: tre4.jpg (2MB, 1268x3943px) Image search: [Google]
tre4.jpg
2MB, 1268x3943px
sister is sending me silly photos again
>>
>>77945413
don't know what you think grovel means but that ain't it
>>
>>77945370
fuck off, the cunt should be sectioned, he's clearly unstable and dangerous. he thinks there's a huge conspiracy against him it's only a matter of time until he either lashes out or kills himself
>>
>>77945419
northern monkey
>>
>(2.46 MB, 1268x3943)

Hmmm shan't
>>
british standards are the best on the planet, note: plug and red hot toaster
>>
>>77945447
imagine being this poor
>>
>>77945320
got lost in the surrey hills, couldn't find my car. found it with the help of a milf and her fancy range rover. she hoped to see me dog walking around there again, shame it's a 20 mile drive
>>
i facking hate these southern faries
>>
>>77945432
he's not dangerous

everyone has a flight or fight reaction, time has a flight reaction
he's literally harmless
>>
>>77945313
>FAKE NEWS
Change the record mate
>>
File: 1501872344552-560032717.jpg (638KB, 1728x2880px) Image search: [Google]
1501872344552-560032717.jpg
638KB, 1728x2880px
yummy

Let me find those prices now
>>
*shart*
>>
>>77945413
>grovel

made all us southerners look like prats now mate, nice one
>>
>>77945451
I like our plugs' sturdiness compared to airy-fairy yuro plugs, but they are a cunt to step on
>>
Having a nice bit of grovel lads.
>>
File: 4e=59F9329B.png (346KB, 701x541px) Image search: [Google]
4e=59F9329B.png
346KB, 701x541px
fuuuuck
>>
>>77945470
he's built like a brick shithouse, he can batter 10 people before they bring him down
>>
File: 1473140329033.webm (2MB, 464x574px) Image search: [Google]
1473140329033.webm
2MB, 464x574px
so this...THIS is the power of the japanese...
>>
>>77945482
what cake is that
>>
>>77945482
>Tim Hortons mug
>""""""""""""cookies""""""""""""""
>margarine

fucking hell I've never met someone I despise as much as you
>>
why would you step on a plug just don't haha
>>
>>77945327
well that was silly wasn't it
>>
>>77945503
Literal ant race. Would heem every single one
>>
>>77945482
Want that mug desu
>>
>>77945503
>webm
Shame I can't watch it.
>>
>>77945503
utter freaks
>>
>>77945337
salad is at full toss
>>
File: 1490799615455.jpg (126KB, 604x516px) Image search: [Google]
1490799615455.jpg
126KB, 604x516px
love my workmates lads. I mentioned off hand on monday that it was my birthday at the weekend and they all got me a bottle of wine and a card and all gave me hugs and invited me out for drinks at the weekend

usually get no birthday messages at all except from my mum. literally felt like crying with happiness as pathetic as that sounds
>>
>>77945503
would much rather live in japan than shitstain
>>
>>77945486
i know mate, not sure why that word came to mind.

think it's because i associate northerners with grovelling.
>>
File: butter-left_margarine-right.png (661KB, 1618x844px) Image search: [Google]
butter-left_margarine-right.png
661KB, 1618x844px
>>77945511
blueberry

see lads, supermarket wants me to eat oil, i don't have a choice
>>
Is sturgeon a dyke?? Need this cleared up asap
>>
>>77945482
Are you the 30 stone leaf
>>
>>77945568
FO you NT
>>
just had another daydream about moving to hong kong
>>
reckon i need a japanese gf
>>
in work
blazed
posting on chon
sipping a coffee
might do a poo
life is good
>>
>>77945608
Isn't it becoming more like normal China though?
>>
still wanking to these

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264287
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264597
>>
>>77945642
i enjoy getting blazed before work sometimes. wont be able to do it any more with the new job though.
>>
>>77945642
>in work at 8 on a Friday

state of you
>>
Just entered a negative thought cycle
>>
>>77945670
in til 7am baby
>>
What's your favourite Wallace and Grovel adventure lads? I like the one with the penguin.
>>
need a friend
>>
>>77945688
i like the one with the sheep
i think it was called gromit vs. robot dog
>>
>>77945647
you've been wanking for 8 months over a few sentences?
>>
>>77945687
fucking hell doing what
>>
File: 1470780815845.jpg (95KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]
1470780815845.jpg
95KB, 720x540px
me and the lads about to visit england
>>
what's your favourite position to be penetrated by a lad lads?
>>
>>77945645
thats why i need to go ASAP, before that happens
>>
File: 1492273991105.webm (754KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
1492273991105.webm
754KB, 480x480px
>>
>>77945688
the wrong trousers?
>>
>>77945647
don't like this
>>
>>77945688
>Wallace and Grovel
>>
lads gonna be frank with you
not eatting because i'm hungry
eatting because i wanted to have a laugh with my brit friends because i have no friends. i can't even enjoy my cake
>>
>>77943359
>>77943508
>>77943865
>>77944066
>>77945647
Greater London
>>
>>77945706
chief toilet sanitation officer at KFC
>>
File: &oe=5A29D2D1.jpg (58KB, 848x529px) Image search: [Google]
&oe=5A29D2D1.jpg
58KB, 848x529px
>>
>>77945714
false flag op
>>
File: 1490305982164.png (160KB, 426x428px) Image search: [Google]
1490305982164.png
160KB, 426x428px
so tired
>>
>>77945714
>comedy central
>>
>>77945706
security/reception
>>
File: 1457185505448.jpg (158KB, 456x810px) Image search: [Google]
1457185505448.jpg
158KB, 456x810px
>>
>>77945714
you realize this is a comedy sketch right?
>>
>>77945710
propped up on my pillows
top holding my legs
my ankles by my ears
1) hits the prostate really well
2) makes my abs look extra good
3) can look the top in the eye and even kiss him if he leans down
>>
>>77945758
>>77945763
ok whats your point tho
>>
*sails my 10,000 tonne destroyer through your maritime claims in the south china sea*

hahah whoops xxx
>>
>>77945729
Get it down your neck you animal and be grateful it's not grovel.
>>
Why is there a disproportionate amount of gay stuff on /brit/ compared to other generals?
>>
>>77945779
only funny when the aussie said it
>>
>you realise x right?
fuck off
>>
>>77940962
Σ>:3
>>
>>77945795
>>77945795
>>77945795
>>77945795
>>
>>77945761
what is sans?
>>
>>77945761
Not a word.
>>
>>77945792
sissy brit bois x
>>
>>77945792
dont know. i dont waste my time in other generals
>>
File: 1484427655374.jpg (164KB, 1076x1020px) Image search: [Google]
1484427655374.jpg
164KB, 1076x1020px
hate it
hate it
>>
>>77945714
*audience laughter, followed by thoughtful nodding at how stupid trump supporters are*
>>
File: apu.jpg (36KB, 384x288px) Image search: [Google]
apu.jpg
36KB, 384x288px
>>77945702
>i think it was called gromit vs. robot dog
>>
File: 1359793973150.gif (3MB, 448x252px) Image search: [Google]
1359793973150.gif
3MB, 448x252px
Doing painkillers lads
>>
>>77945991
You should be ashamed for having that .gif saved.
Thread posts: 316
Thread images: 66


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.