Grumpy kots
>morals
anime
pls use my edition afterwards
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>>77940967
https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/6rjtxt/is_there_any_way_for_me_to_lose_my_stereotypical/
>>77941004
too late faggot
good edition
Had a few drinks with work people but nothing planned tonight lads :S
Find the gay accent incredibly attractive.
kots are nice, don't bully kots
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>>77940967
ALL IN HERE
DONT POST IN YANK THREAD
thinking about making one of those treasure trail thing where i leave notes scattered around with clues leading to more notes and eventually a prize and just leaving it for some random person discover
addendum: for fucks sake of course it would be new thread time on the one time i make a post without bothering to check first
i guess the people have chosen
>>77940962
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>>77940962
in here
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>>77941060
do u like ze gay aczent?
>>77941094
please don't make me post it a third time
>new thread autism
Fucking neck yourselves
>>77941116
think you ought to go to bed pumpkin xx
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>>77940967
POST IN HERE DONT POST IN YANK THREAD
>>77941094
Whatevs
what did he mean by this
This is the thread for me. The one NOT endorsed by a disgusting tripfag.
really hope hell exists just so that thread war autists go there
>>77941172
friendly reminder I've posted in this thread more
idiot
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>>77940967
GET IN HERE
>some bloke near me in the pub arguing to his mate that smoking isn't actually bad for you and it's all bullshit
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NapIZ1xGE
a n g e l
>>77941171
"whip up your manlet boots"
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>>77940967
that thread has 21 posters this has 13 get in there now
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>>77941208
>12 seconds
>still hasn't started
Guess I'll never see this vid.
>>77941205
Pics
>>77941227
Put your trip back on, faggot.
best edition
>>77941171
Extremely disrespectful to arabs, showing the soles of your feet. Or maybe that's asians.
let the sheeple masses have their shitty thread, us cool people will be here having a cool discussion about cool stuff
>>77941330
why arent you asleep?
>page 9
oi
Fucking gas the lot of you
>>77941018
yodled at this
oi oi
the 'nner
Went outside london and the fucking lucozades had the electronic security tags on them
state of this fucking country .fix up
>>77944499
>replying to a 2+ hour old post
kys
need a girl whos aunionist on the streets and a taig in the sheets
dont like cats. just something about them makes me want to punt their little cunt heads off. similar to my feelings towards the irish
why do none of you FREAKS know how to make a normal human meal
Just kidding lads, don't migrate, there's still 20+ posts to go in the last thread.
MIGRATE
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MIGRATE
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>>77942850
MIGRATE
witnessing history, when the big number turns 3 think nobody will deny its significance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
mackerel for dinner
i ate too much after being high
ahhhhhhhhh
>>77944544
except the average irishman would bait you black and blue
I NEED to get this message to Alison Brie by any means possible:
"lovely boobies"
>white
>went to a super multicultural school
>nobody had any problems with me apart from the white chavs
ah yes
Gonna do a drunk tonight lads. Bought a 12 pack of Coors Light lager.
FIXED alison brie webm from previous thread
feeling crunk
t' 'r
thoughts on the spotify playlist?
>>77944602
More nudes of this jewess?
https://youtu.be/UaohdQjaH64?t=677
sums up how much of a nobhead tim actually is
>>77944602
Is this a big deal to people, I don't think I've ever seen her in anything
>>77944560
HNNNNG
noooo im a veggie
>>77944604
please hand your passport in to the nearest police station and prepare for deportation
@570
did i say you could reply to me you ginger dwarf? sit down boyo
what the fudge football is back on
I NEED to get this message to Amy Brooke by any means possible:
"lovely vulva"
>>77944617
http://imgur.com/a/QSQBe
was a good dinner. The tummy is full
>>77944624
she was a sexy little yoke in community
>except the average irishman would bait you black and blue
Guys, I was kidding. We need to finish up in here:>>77942850 before migrating to another thread.
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>>77942850
MIGRATE BACK
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>>77942850
can't decide if i should order a 'za or a 'ese
>>77944660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>77944624
i think so yea
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
>>77944662
'za
You know what, I hope both thead get deleted
Don't like wearing my nu male thick rimmed glasses but my other ones give me a headache lads what do
>>77944657
those downys could heem most people itt
bored and fancy getting cunted on opiates or benzos tonight but don't have any and don't know any dealers
how do normies even find dealers? don't understand how it happens
need an online dealer directory
>>77944701
get over it
>>77944677
miss the old Tyrone and Rog days
I RESPECT women so I will NOT be looking at those leaked pictures
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE S L U T S
>>77944743
She leaked them anon
actual racist on channel 4 news claiming mass immigration is responsible for rising house prices
cannot fathom the mindset of rorkes like this
any cute lads around
>>77944701
going for an eye test next week
probably won't need glasses, but if I do I doubt there is a single pair of glasses on this planet that won't make me look like a spastic
>>77944786
yeh me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-northwestern-professor-stabbing-20170803-story.html
Find this story fascinating. Wonder what happened and why the British bloke was over there. Hmm...
bloody immigrants driving up the bloody house prices
Why is roblox the most autistic game on the internet
honestly don't get these ponces who pay £50 for some slop and a """"fancy""" restaurant, my ready meal tastes just as good for a fraction of the price
Just not a food ponce, simple as really
tried steaming eggs instead of boiling them today. they were well good.
Any one want a cookie?
>>77944821
I was hoping you could tell me
>>77944819
Well of course house prices will go up if immigrants keep coming here and burning them down. Artificial scarcity innit.
>>77944821
Train Simulator is far more autistic
Reckon I could dust Usain Bolt
houses are cheap it's the land wot is expensive
>>77944819
do 1 you fat racist
>>77944842
want a cucky
>>77944834
wahey you posted it again
>>77944837
need to give it a go at some point
heard that they're very nice
starting to come to terms with the fact that the irish are genetically superior to englishmen
whenever work sends me to dublin for a meeting I'm dwarfed by literaly 6'2 celtic chads with full heads of ginger hair
Compare that to the short, stumpy, balding anglo runts I see at home, and there's not much left to say really
The sooner you come to terms with it, the sooner you'll be at peace
>cannot fathom the mindset of rorkes like this
>>77944834
yes weve seen this post multiple times now. i know you got a number of replies from it the first time you posted but you can fuck off now.
Am (quite distantly) related to Clan MacTavish.
I can run faster than a cheetah but I just enjoy cigs too much
>>77944834
shit gimmick
>>77944847
every time i take a glance down at the runts in the youtube comments there is always some roblox video making bloke whose videos thumbnails have mountain dew in them
>>77944842
step aside for the patrician cookie
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>>77944899
the point still stands, dumb food ponce
>>77944902
have a mate in that clan
57%
imagine not being a rorke
need a (You) right now
>>77944882
i used this method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFHv5SKbZ4
>>77944951
sfasdfasfas
>>77944920
>Tim Tams
fuck off Bruce
they're Penguins
got some bagels cooking
business idea: floating housing for immigrants, basically grenfell but on a raft and not on fire
>>77944902
my dad works in clan mactavish
canadians are yanks
aussies are yanks
kiwis are yanks
europeans are yanks
honestly hate runts who obssess over "gimmicks", aboluste fucking brainlets
"boohoo I invented that gimmick!" yeah m8 how's about you fuck off you absolute spastic
Caster Semenya is literally a man. Athletics is a joke.
Lol some cunts tried to steal my car last night. One of them stepped in the road then tried punching me in the face through the open window. One of his other mates tried the same so i tried swerving into him to run him over but he jumped out of the way and ended up on his arse. Feel like such a badass hahahaha
>>77944863
LOVE some train simulator. Might play tonight tbqhwy.
>>77944970
fat cunt
timothy james byrne......mecca selfie.......allahu ackbar teddys got the pipe bomb.....04 august 2017
Would love someone to steam my bollocks t.b.h.
>>77944970
filaments in the UK glow orange, not purple.
Why does anybody own a microwave when toaster ovens are an option?
>>77945003
why's that then
Did Tim get sectioned today?
>yeah m8 how's about you fuck off you absolute spastic
>>77945010
Fire is orange
>>77944889
lmao
irish genes are the exact opposite. observe the facial features of the lower working class, they all have that chavvy look about them, and will all have family from ireland
>>77945007
i have both, my toaster oven is on top of my micro
if you don't have both you are a runt
>>77945010
prolly coz it looks hot
>>77945013
yeah
>>77945003
they look purple in that photo because of the infrared (heat) they're giving off, which is picked up by the image sensor and masks their proper orange glow
t. knower
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>>77944991
haven't played Train Simulator in ages
been tanning ETS2MP
>>77945013
Nope, still making videos
>>77945032
Which one do you use more?
how do I cook my microwave meals in a toaster oven?
imagine if air was opaque lol
nothing like some margarine to top off a good bagel
>>77940992
Only a barbaric, German cuckold would live in a world without morals
>>77945047
go on then you explain it brainboy
>>77945061
as a radical centrist, i use both equally
>>77945047
like that image don't you, don't give a shit mate
How do I cook my bollocks in a toaster oven?
>>77945041
cool
is a toaster the same as a toaster oven
>>77944972
>and not on fire
on the train
>>77945078
mate just use fucking butter whats the matter with you ffs
>>77945084
If you could only have one, which would you choose?
>>77945047
Remember, this is the country that had regular deaths from people sucking on pen tops and accidentally inhaling them, leading to suffocation.
It wasn't until a Watchdog investigation proved this absurd fatality rate that stationary companies were required by law to put holes in pen tops so people would still be able to get air if they inhaled them
The British are not too bright
>>77944983
I invented this gimmick m8
give it a rest yea?
>>77945113
>gif
fuck off
how do you 'cook' things like gravy, peas and noodles in a toaster oven?
don't understand margarine users
butter exists you know
>captcha
>the nhs can't even recognise a person who is severely mentally ill
Ah yes, universal healthcare
>>77945078
Oh my word the absolute fucking state
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>>77945088
wow...a real meeting of minds in this thread...
>>77945123
the microwave because a toaster oven is really just a small oven and i have an oven already
>>77945078
>margarine
the fucking STATE
>>77945114
just noticed the sheer size of her water bottle
>>77945117
margarine is half the price of butter here and I'm a poorfag soooo...
>how do you 'cook' things like gravy, peas and noodles in a toaster oven?
>>77945145
pretty sure they do recognise that
>>77945078
>not cream cheese
*runt alarm starts blaring*
>>77945138
you cook them on a hob what are you on about
>butter
enjoy heart disease sweaty x
>>77945083
Not him, and pardon my autism but when most metals get hot they turn, red, yellow, and then white. Tungsten, the metal that light bulb filaments are made of, are no exception.
>>77945174
butter can't be that expensive
the retard who is spamming brainlet wojacks is the actual brainlet
>>77945078
>Am (quite distantly) related to Clan MacTavish.
>>77945081
>is literally cucked by ghosts in his brain
>>77945105
No. Pic related.
>>77945150
But microwaves can't make things crispy tho. I'm a toaster oven elitist.
>>77945204
>Greentext a 10 minute old post
Dire
>>77945197
it is
Business idea: join the FFL to get frog citizenship
>the retard who is spamming brainlet wojacks is the actual brainlet
need a voluptuous anglo lady to batter my bollocks lads
>>77945226
>noticing
'sm
>>77945218
>t.cuckold
if you dared bring a platter of sandwiches to my village fete I'd batter you outside the parish church
>>77945231
What horrible world do you live in where margarine is cheaper than butter?
>>77945222
you know you can get microwaves that also grill things right?
>>77945252
right here x
>>77945191
Ah yes, very real account
Thoughts on Elliot Rodger's gf?
could never be a chef, looks fucking stressful
>>77945189
why would you cook them on a hob when you can microwave them in a 1/10th of the time?
>>77945259
umm mate, they're tapas...
teddy's got the swiper
are there actually people here who haven't left their house in months?
>>77945231
how much does it cost?
cake for dessert, want a slice?
>>77945269
Since when?
I think Tim got lobotomized today. He's more calm than ususal.
>>77945191
>/pol/ creates fake bait account
>years later /pol/ gets baited by its own bait account
howling
anything interesting happen to you today lads?
Utterly despise sobriety
>>77945287
was a sous-chef for a year and became addicted to cocaine, everyone in the place was - potwasher's brother was a dealer n all
>>77945252
Danny Dyer
Howling
British plugs are flat on the back with 3 prongs so they hurt to stand on so prevent getting long shocks from being stood on them
>>77945303
yeah (not me)
anon here in my rented thread on 4chan's /int/
>>77945337
only british plug here is you mate
Not allowed on Facebook for some reason
the nhs do recognise that tim is mentally ill, however, as he is not a danger to himself or others, they can't do anything about him
>>77945359
nice
>>77945337
pretty sure it's because the 3rd prong is ground you
>>77945334
cringe
its better to burn out than to fade away
>>77945337
if you're standing on it it's obviously not connected to the mains so how is it supposed to shock you?
>>77945114
>>77945161
Just noticed the sheer size of the lad taking the photo
>>77945369
looks shit. is this the grovel that northerners eat?
Business idea: sneak into Tim's house unnoticed and say things about lizard people taking over the world.
>>77945369
looks lush
sister is sending me silly photos again
>>77945413
don't know what you think grovel means but that ain't it
>>77945370
fuck off, the cunt should be sectioned, he's clearly unstable and dangerous. he thinks there's a huge conspiracy against him it's only a matter of time until he either lashes out or kills himself
>>77945419
northern monkey
>(2.46 MB, 1268x3943)
Hmmm shan't
british standards are the best on the planet, note: plug and red hot toaster
>>77945447
imagine being this poor
>>77945320
got lost in the surrey hills, couldn't find my car. found it with the help of a milf and her fancy range rover. she hoped to see me dog walking around there again, shame it's a 20 mile drive
i facking hate these southern faries
>>77945432
he's not dangerous
everyone has a flight or fight reaction, time has a flight reaction
he's literally harmless
>>77945313
>FAKE NEWS
Change the record mate
yummy
Let me find those prices now
*shart*
>>77945413
>grovel
made all us southerners look like prats now mate, nice one
>>77945451
I like our plugs' sturdiness compared to airy-fairy yuro plugs, but they are a cunt to step on
Having a nice bit of grovel lads.
fuuuuck
>>77945470
he's built like a brick shithouse, he can batter 10 people before they bring him down
so this...THIS is the power of the japanese...
>>77945482
what cake is that
>>77945482
>Tim Hortons mug
>""""""""""""cookies""""""""""""""
>margarine
fucking hell I've never met someone I despise as much as you
why would you step on a plug just don't haha
>>77945327
well that was silly wasn't it
>>77945503
Literal ant race. Would heem every single one
>>77945482
Want that mug desu
>>77945503
>webm
Shame I can't watch it.
>>77945503
utter freaks
>>77945337
salad is at full toss
love my workmates lads. I mentioned off hand on monday that it was my birthday at the weekend and they all got me a bottle of wine and a card and all gave me hugs and invited me out for drinks at the weekend
usually get no birthday messages at all except from my mum. literally felt like crying with happiness as pathetic as that sounds
>>77945503
would much rather live in japan than shitstain
>>77945486
i know mate, not sure why that word came to mind.
think it's because i associate northerners with grovelling.
>>77945511
blueberry
see lads, supermarket wants me to eat oil, i don't have a choice
Is sturgeon a dyke?? Need this cleared up asap
>>77945482
Are you the 30 stone leaf
>>77945568
FO you NT
just had another daydream about moving to hong kong
reckon i need a japanese gf
in work
blazed
posting on chon
sipping a coffee
might do a poo
life is good
>>77945608
Isn't it becoming more like normal China though?
still wanking to these
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264287
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69263977/#69264597
>>77945642
i enjoy getting blazed before work sometimes. wont be able to do it any more with the new job though.
>>77945642
>in work at 8 on a Friday
state of you
Just entered a negative thought cycle
>>77945670
in til 7am baby
What's your favourite Wallace and Grovel adventure lads? I like the one with the penguin.
need a friend
>>77945688
i like the one with the sheep
i think it was called gromit vs. robot dog
>>77945647
you've been wanking for 8 months over a few sentences?
>>77945687
fucking hell doing what
me and the lads about to visit england
what's your favourite position to be penetrated by a lad lads?
>>77945645
thats why i need to go ASAP, before that happens
>>77945688
the wrong trousers?
>>77945647
don't like this
>>77945688
>Wallace and Grovel
lads gonna be frank with you
not eatting because i'm hungry
eatting because i wanted to have a laugh with my brit friends because i have no friends. i can't even enjoy my cake
>>77943359
>>77943508
>>77943865
>>77944066
>>77945647
Greater London
>>77945706
chief toilet sanitation officer at KFC
>>77945714
false flag op
so tired
>>77945714
>comedy central
>>77945706
security/reception
>>77945714
you realize this is a comedy sketch right?
>>77945710
propped up on my pillows
top holding my legs
my ankles by my ears
1) hits the prostate really well
2) makes my abs look extra good
3) can look the top in the eye and even kiss him if he leans down
>>77945758
>>77945763
ok whats your point tho
*sails my 10,000 tonne destroyer through your maritime claims in the south china sea*
hahah whoops xxx
>>77945729
Get it down your neck you animal and be grateful it's not grovel.
Why is there a disproportionate amount of gay stuff on /brit/ compared to other generals?
>>77945779
only funny when the aussie said it
>you realise x right?
fuck off
>>77940962
Σ>:3
>>77945761
what is sans?
>>77945761
Not a word.
>>77945792
sissy brit bois x
>>77945792
dont know. i dont waste my time in other generals
hate it
hate it
>>77945714
*audience laughter, followed by thoughtful nodding at how stupid trump supporters are*
>>77945702
>i think it was called gromit vs. robot dog
Doing painkillers lads
>>77945991
You should be ashamed for having that .gif saved.