/cum/

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/nouvelle-France/

wisconsin

Too early

*reclaim Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire and Louisiana*

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i would live in french colonies desu

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Non-Asian genocide when

>>77940870
H-hi

>>77941019
i would live in wisconsin desu

>>77940963
>>77941019
but without the niggers

>>77941197
we need them for a production bonus

qouıgejle

>>77941223
>implying they are productive

>>77941242
how dare you shit talk slave economy

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*steals your dubs*

1066 was a mistake, now 30% of language is made up of french words

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>>77941302

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>>77941261
Oh, I didn't know you were talking about slaves

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PICKLE RICK

>>77940963
Would unironically like to live in a French ruled Maine. Sounds much more comfy than S*Cal

>>77941377
uhh, we're roleplaying the 18th century, aren't we?

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Embarassed myself smonking weed with a coworker yesterday

I'm a weed noob

>>77941309
when will anglo-saxon switch to anglish?
I wouldn't like having that much foreign words in my language

>>77941425
Smonking is bad for thou

yep, theres so many words that I didn't even know were actually french that we used in english just translated

>pork / porc
>leverage / influence
>danger / peril
>jealousy / envy
>court / tribunal

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>>77941401
we're planning here, minot

always wondered how people with migraines function
aren't they debilitated for hours of that day if they get one?

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SHOOBLEEWOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77941616
her room is messy as fuck, you just know she's a whore

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literally can't get over how perfect she is

*devours feces*

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>>77941633

>>77941591
Well yeah, but I only get one every 2 years.

>>77941758
oh i guess you're (somewhat) lucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBfsV4x7k3Q

the ABSOLUTE STATE of American food

>>77941833
i like this image

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>tfw you missed out on teenage love

>>77941911
i don't like this image

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>>77942090

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>>77942114

>>77942114
America has a lot of german diaspora

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>>77941961
(oc)

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>>77942142

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>extremely cute girl I'm into has actually been attracted to my roommate
>feel extremely down on myself, like I'll always be alone
>in class, feeling extremely depressed
>shy qt that sometimes looks my way comes up and starts talking to me
>is acting super flirtatious
>we hit it off
>suddenly it seems like I'm seeing in color for the first time
>I wake up

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>>77942338

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>>77942338
>flat burns
>computer destroyed
>wake up

>extremely cute aboriginal girl having cybersex with me
>i wake up
>one less day until i get to board the plane to see her

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Whens the last time you took your shirt off in public?

>>77942638
might wanna buy a bag of precooekd microwave rice not really feeling like cooking some rn what do you think? :D

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>77942734
wow i love drumpf now

>>77942734
thanks obama

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>>77942734
Is Trump the best president in US history?

>>77942823
>french is a beautiful langua-

>>77942823
French has an unusual way of counting, and here's how it works.

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>>77942787
wtf his hand is backwards

>>77942734
Still not mentioning whether they are actually decent jobs or just minimum wage service crap.

Are /cum/ and /brit/ the only generals that matter anymore?

would literally kill for a comfy bungalow in wisconsin with a nice big yard in the back

bungalows are the comfiest kind of house, the patrician choice

>>77942973
>he only sees the english generals because he's a brainlet
kek

>>77942999
>pissconsin
>not Minnesota

>>77942823
I've heard danish numbers are even worse

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https://m.imgur.com/r/nsfwcelebs/QSQBe

>>77943038
shut up

>>77943064
Who?

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>>77942823
>third-worlders can't appreciate the superior way of counting in base twenty

>>77943104
Scroll down for Allison brie

>>77943137
Who?

>>77943064
nice breasts lol

>>77943181
Your mom

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>>77943038
>Minnesota
Would rather move to Mississippi

>>77943241
Minnesota is superior to pissconsin tbqh

t. Ohioan

i feel like if I stopped worrying about everything life could be much better

how do you kill the worry?

>>77943318
stop worrying

>>77943318
I smoked weed every day for years and eventually stopped caring

>>77943318
be brave and step into something new

I've never met a canadian before
is that good or bad?

>>77943476
Neither have I. I guess cause we both don't live near the border.

>>77943476
They're just Americans that say sorry a lot in a funny way, and act more passive aggressive.

>>77943476
I once had a Canadian boss. She was nice.
Though she was one of those "Cosmopolitan" types. Had family in like 4 countries

Asians are superior to w*ites and niggers in every way

>>77943860
how do you start

>>77943943
*cheats on every test*

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>>77943946
Unhinge your jaw

>>77943318
just b urself

>>77943971
Are you really that jealous of Asian superiority w*ite nigger

>>77943981
teach me

>>77944038
Chinese student expats are notorious for trying to cheat on their tests here.

>>77944153
That sounds like playing the game to me.

>>77944153
is this a feeling or are there any statistics on this subject? because it feels more to me like you're making up excuses for not being #1

why would an actress take nude of herself?
like youre worth millions of dollars and its pretty obviously youre good looking everyones seen you on tv
why do you still have the feeling that you need to take nudes then cry why it gets leaked

Never met a black person named John

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control your fires, BC
or *I* will

>>77944575
Publicity.

This is the first time I've heard of that actress

>>77944577
I work with one. And one named Robert.

>>77944611
>he didnt watch the first two seasons of Community
baka

>>77944653
I don't watch TV

>>77944653
wait, who got her nudes leaked? the brune or the blonde?

>>77944674
nerdy cosmopolitan detected

>>77944725
>You don't stay inside and watch TV regularly
>You must be a NERD

How the world has changed

>>77944720
brunet
they were ok
bitch got no hips tho

>>77944805
give link you nigger

>>77944776
he said after typing this out on 4chan

>>77943064
>>77944823

>>77944829
>he types

>>77944856
Your phone has a keyboard too.

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I have her nudes if anyone wants them

>>77944884
>he owns a phone

>>77944725
Not him but I don't watch TV because when I try I inevitably start playing on my phone

>>77944906
Don't you mean jewdes?

I don't understand why non-/cum/ers post on /cum/. It's not like you're getting access to a culture that you're not usually exposed too. The entirety of 4chan is like /cum/.

why the fuck are tax niggers taking away 20% of my paycheck
TAXATION
IS
THEFT
REEEEEEEEEEE

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I have her nudes if anyone wants them

Crawling in my crawl

Is reincarnation real

>>77944950
>20%
heh...lucky

>>77945064
yes

your carbon is going to be consumed by another living thing so you will be literally reincarnated as many different things when you die

Reminder to check your privilege

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well shit buds my fake account isn't doing all that great

I represent all mexicans

anyone with different class interests than me should be shot

tfw ugly feet

not a fan of proto-germanics, turks, or bulgarians

>>77945148
Stop coming here.

>>77945203
k
bye

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Going to buy this shirt buds

>>77945355
Could be a good way to get foreign pussy desu.

Hi everyone, I represent all mexicans.
>>77945147
I hate reddit so goddamn much

>>77944948
>/int/ generals are the only place in the site where you don't need to constantly bring up some stupid anime or video game to just talk and hang out
>In the other generals on /int/ you're expected to keep things relevant to the culture of a few countries
/cum/ is the only place on 4chan to just relax.

how do people work shitty jobs for most of their lives
the work is awful and you are shamefully subordinate and dependent on another person to live
i would rather jump in traffic than work for another person

>>77945435
that's why you're neet?

>>77945435
Well, not starving and having a roof over your head are big motivators.

>>77945423
Speaking of other /int/ generals, why are they filled with animu pics? Specially with touhou ones.

>>77945355
APOLOGIZE, AMERICANS.

pan fried and oyster sauce glazed spam is the best

>>77945493
so sorry

>>77945481
Anime website

Fuck drumpfth and fuck wypipo.

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(Hey, baby ?)
What's crackin' ?
Who ya mackin' ?
Whatcha doin' ?
Who ya screwin' ?
Whatcha drinkin ?
Whatcha thinkin' ?
(Hey, baby !)
Say my name
Play your game
Wanna do me ?
Wanna screw me ?
I'm your pet
Make me wet
(Hey, baby ?)
Don't ya stare
I don't care
Want some fun ?
Make me cum
Keep it goin'
Cause it's snowin'
(Hey, baby ?!)
Tie me up
Pin me down
Flip me over
Upside down
Make me make that fuckin' sound

Trump was a better option than Hillary desu
>>77945538
Touhou is not an anime

>>77945582
KYS

this the remix to ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen

>>77945435
I don't like working but it gets me out of bed and out of my house, which is really good enough

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>>77945541
>Looking up #wypipo on Twitter
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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Baltimore is a fucking joke

>>77945669
MAMA ROLLIN DAT BODY GOT EVERY MAN IN HERE WISHIN

>>77945690
First guy to break this is a real ass G

>>77945646
I dont agree

>>77945713
sippin on coke and rum
i'm like so what i'm drunk

>>77945690
>first world

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Ummmm white people?

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First I'll punch you in the gut/And then I'll kick you in the nuts/No pain, no gain/Oh baby your driving me insane!

>>77945816
>negus

why are american blacks like this?
shit i have like 50 new pictures on my phone of we wuzzing that i have yet to copy on the computer

instagram is a goldmine for this shit

>>77945903
her skin is too dark she looks fucking gross

>tfw one of my armpits smells like tacos

>>77945903
ew

I get the drug dealing stuff but why do black people kill each other so much

i like snapchat photos of girls with LEWD captions

>>77946007
poor genetix

>>77946007
theyre racist

>>77945912
Where do you find these post on Instagram?

>>77945981
lavate hijo de tu puta madre
>>77946007
Its human nature

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/why-professional-cuddling-is-booming-under-trump-w495042

America is Japan 2.0

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*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>77946116
>libs realizing the power of touching another human

wow

>>77946045
I just always have them in my explore feed or what it is called, the thing with the magnifying glass symbol.
not sure why it started.
now it's always just we wuz shit or hoodfights there (also islam pages with bell peppers looking like allah in arabic script)

so many branches of this black shit
the kemetic egypt we wuzzers
the "moors" who actually wear a fez and shit lol
the 'negus'
the third eye opened woke ones
the ones who claim literally every ancient person of importance was black (buddah, jesus, the first chinese emperor, and so on)
the support black businesses ones
etc

Am I a homosexual for FUCKING trannies?
Am I a homosexual or even a bisexual? As a preface, I adore the female form. A pleasing hip-to-waist ratio is intoxicating.
Having said that, I do have a soft spot, or specifically hard spot, for transgenders. The effort invested in feminizing yourselves, behaviourally and physically, and your insanely submissive traits drive me crazy. As girls, you're ideal to dominate, domesticate and transform into a literal bang-maid -- you drool over the prospect of being rammed with a straight guy's cock whilst baking his cookies and cleaning his mirrors. You actually experience sexual excitement, outright pleasure, in being bossed around, told to perform household chores and belittled -- you want to be reduced and humiliated. You understand that any residual masculinity, something to which you're not entitled and haven't earned, must be stripped away and destroyed, leaving only a quivering, feminized ball of pliable and eager flesh.
You're needy, accommodating, desperate for a long-term relationship, fond of the idea of serving a stronger male, and willing to alter your body, attire and makeup to stimulate maximum arousal. Some of you are sufficiently understanding and progressive to tolerate mistresses. This is truly impressive and speaks to an amazing degree of care/commitment/love for your male despite your insane insecurity/jealousy -- you understand, implicitly, that to keep a male outside of your status, which almost all of us are, you must ensure we're totally satisfied sexually. This might involve boinking sluts on the site. You also are eager to let us customize your bodies through surgery, dolling you up and parading you around -- showing the world that "this is my girl, and I played a role in making her /a/ girl".

>>77946199
homosexual is a dated term

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>>77946149
Eww. It's John again. Gross.

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>>77946264
Great. It's Matthew. Ew. You can tell he's a geek since he has math in his name... And nobody likes math.

mango panna cotta yogurt or chocolate pudding topped with whipped cream??

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@77946355
You like the feet of black men

apples r gud 4 u

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>>77946395
Not talking when no one wants you to is good for you too.

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I'm so out. Fuck you all

not exterminating the injuns when we had the chance was a huge mistake

you guys have meaningful discussion?

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

;_;7

>>77946527
what'd he do this time?

>>77946550
nothing, hes been on trial for a long time

>>77946527
good, he's a cunt.

HATE Jews

simple as.

>>77946599
t.braindead normie who fell for the manufactured reddit rage against /our guy/

>>77946527
Never noticed what a cutie he is

>>77946582
>he dindu nuffin he whuz a gud boi

>>77946489
this

>>77946630
good lad

Jews gave us Seinfeld which makes em fine in my book

>>77946527
;(

>>77946599
dumb lad

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>"haha just eat healthy bro, it's not expens-"

>>77946751
STOP BEING POOR

>I HAVE to eat butter and margarine like a fucking fatass or i'll DIE
oh piss off

Don't every reply to me again fist

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>>77946831

>>77946887
The homosexual canadian anime poster

https://youtu.be/gIdLRftdrH8

thread theme

Buds I am not a huge fan of negroids desu

um, excuse me you better apologize for that rude post.

>>77947100
i apologize on his behalf

I mean I love girl's anuses but that whole buttplug anal shit is getting out of hand.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

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>>77947320

>The International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (ISAPS) last week published the results of their annual Global Aesthetic Survey for 2016. Their most extensive report to date, it shows a worldwide increase of 9 percent in surgical and non-surgical cosmetic procedures over the last year, with a noticeable 45 percent rise in labiaplasty and a 22 percent rise in buttock lifts.

>>77947230
you gotta try it yourself desu

Is prostate stimulation gay?

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>>77947369
And you gotta try this!
*unzips dick*

>>77947462
only if it's a male penis doing the stimulation

>>77947462
why would it be

>>77947462
no

>>77947358
>smoker

fucking disgusting

>>77947462
N-no.
[spoiler]Ive heard it causes cancer, i-is it true?

>>77947565
it prevents cancer

>>77947585
L A S Z O N I A
>>77947596
Im not too sure about that

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do you guys miss your greatest rival?

>>77947694
I wasn't alive

>>77947694
I was alive

>>77947760
the whole world seemed alive back them.
nowadays it is getting more and more gay and tolerant (in a bad sense) and i am not so fond of that

>>77947694
I was born in 1991

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir4rgYc_Bmk

>>77946527
>Found Guilty of Fraud *Again
Okay lol.

>>77947925
hoped it was this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>>77948016
same

>>77947925
>>77948016
Getting kinda tired of shitty youtube links

*eats your gfs asshole*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>77948084
put a lot of thought into this one for the babes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3aD_8aCnY8#t=54

Germany is a low wage country.
This is why it is not an attractive option for highly skilled expats and attracts mostly uneducated migrants.

19k net income per year is considered middle class.
30-50k is high income middle class
above 50k is wealthy
But being middle class is barely enough to survive on your own.
Working minimum wage full time on a 40h week will leave you with a meager annual net income of roughly 17k.

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>>77948084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs

Did you know that vanilla extract does not exist in Germany?

We use vanilla flavored caster sugar.

can i make it to four posts?

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>have location tracking disabled
>go to weather.com
>it knows where I am

wow!

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Why haven't we genocided the niggers in the USA yet

>>77948586
Ok lets do it
*shoots you*

just got spooked my some thunder and lightning buds

>>77948715
wish seattle got thunder and lightning more than once a year

let's make weed legal

>>77948775
it is legal...

>>77948775
Its not going to solve anything in here :(

just sent someone a controversial private message on reddit

>walking along the bluffs
>see some sea doggos lazing on the rocks down below
>remember leafs slaughter them by the dozens

wtf I hate canada now

https://youtu.be/4v8ek9TEeOU

>>77949075
HAH

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>>77949056
>walking along the bluffs
shoulda been
>walking off the bluffs

>live in SD
>never know what an ocean looks like up close

>>77949132
cute animated GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) file

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did nothing wrong

>>77949283

FAT
A
T

>>77949283
What disease causes that?

>>77949354
mental degeneration

i'd rather be poor and white trash than be a nigger dressed in white

being poor sucks

i wouldn't mind being poor if i could still spend $1000 every 4 years on computer parts

>>77949306
she deserved a life sentence

>>77941197
Your the assholes who brought all the niggers. Look at your prosperous ex colony Haiti.

>>77949662
let's get rich together

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>>77949662
Get a job

>>77949750
Don't screw me, Hans

>>77949754
wish i liked veggies and seafood

>>77949757

I tried

>>77949767
seafood is great. what is wrong with you

>>77949762
we can start a clubbing empire in wisconsin

the US is lacking european club culture

>>77949792
i was raised with 1 salmon meal per week and my parents wouldn't relent despite how much i hated it

the further you live from the coast, the more you like seafood

>>77949730
you should end your life

>>77949840

this might actually be true

>>77949840
This is true but also fake and gay

>>77949787
Try harder nerd

>>77949829
i ate fish almost once a week too growing up, part of the reason why i like it so much as an adult. reminds me of home

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH

>>77949875

I went to the grocery store I was applying at twice a week for an entire month. I sent out like 20 applications online and kept checking in. I went to monster and even the county jobs association thing. Nothing

>>77949879
i use actual meals to remember it
the same lasagna recipe, the same macaroni casserole, the same italian sausage tomato pasta, the same pasta bolognese, the same pepper bacon cream pasta, the same juicy meat loaf, the same stewed up crockpot, etc.
but FUCK that basic salmon

>>77949922
wait with the mexicans in front of the home depot

>>77949922
i know it can be rough bud, but you have to keep trying. took me three months to get a job. if i can do it, so can you

>>77949985

I go back to school after 3 months

>>77950004
then don't even sweat it, if you get a job in the next few good, if not, then focus on school again
honestly don't know how you kids try to balance work and school, 2much4me

>>77950004
East Bay starts in less than two months though.

>>77949922
Dumb dumb

It goes like this
>Hi I'd like to speak to your manager
>Hello sir/maam, I looked around for a bit and thought that I might enjoy helping out around here, would you please let me know where to apply?
Name the position you're looking at that they need people for, don't be rude, don't ask about pay until the end of the chat
Then send your application

If you don't get a call you're ugly and should kys

>>77950065

it ends in early june, starts the last week of september

given a two weeks notice, thats basically the first 4 days of september

>>77950072
It doesn't work that way here, James. This isn't Middleofnowheretown, Bumfuckistan.

>>77950126
Whatever

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There are probably people posting in this thread who were not old enough to remember september 11th 2001

>>77950072

I worked deli for a month at another grocery store, talked to the deli manager there, and she insisted that I keep checking in, because they really needed another head in deli. Despite doing this umpteen times, their fucking hiring manager goes on vacation for an entire week, I never get the callback, my friend working there tells me someone even quit from the deli, and I still never got the call

>>77950126
Apply to a local business, tell them you're trying to get back on your feet. If they don't help you, you need to move out of that shithole immediately

>>77950126
i guarantee if he walked into one of those temp agencies, filled out their paperwork, and sat through their bullshit, he'll have a job right now.
knew a guy that was a 30 year old neet got a job in just a few days through a temp place.
just be prepared for some serious labor and really shitty people. good experience if you ask me

im worrying just a half metric less

I like cute girls.

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Do you guys ever have those moments where you view part of your everyday life from a completely foreign perspective and it kind of disorients you? Almost like an out of body experience.

>>77950225

I already worked hard labor on a guys property like 3 years ago or so. Had to help him build this foundation around his hot tub, paint it, get mildew shit out from his giant porch with a power washer, and make irrigation rocks around the trees in his yard. Mustve got heat stroke at least 3 times

>>77950328
wish i could get high

Today until Sunday is the German-American fair on the Grafenwöhr Training Area (largest US military base in Europe, third largest military base overall).
You have to enter in special tour buses that will take you to the fair ground while passing US fast food joints and eateries as well as a supermarket.

It has always been my dream to eat authentic American fast food on an American army base in Germany.

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>wish i could get high

>>77950328
Yes, I love those feelings so much. I remember once I was looking at a year book and I saw this girls face from one of those foreign perspectives and she never looked the same to me again.

>>77950353
I don't do drugs

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Drugs are bad

>>77950370
i'm allergic to weed, ASSHOLE

mississippi mud cake

bitch titty spud plate

>>77950331
that's the kind of stuff they hire for, construction, factory, warehouse, you know stuff like that. some jobs they give are very physically demanding and they last for weeks
a lot of times when people randomly quit or take vacation, or whatever, the company will go to a temp place to fill the void untill they hire somebody, which could be the temp.
it's how i got my last job and how i'm getting my new job.

>>77950393

get high on LIFE, loser

shit i just realized you can skip through the banners by clicking on it

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