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stop raining

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anime

all Singaporeans should be killed

>>77937687
I'd smash her pelvin if you know what I mean

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got caught shagging the receptionist in the disabled bogs again

>>77937687
Sex

>>77937687
Are you the lad from the early hours of this morning that said you've found more of her? Have you posted them all yet?

if the singaporean tries to script trips again, all his wishes are forfeit

can't imagine being over the age of 20 and posting on 4chan

gives me the fear

I'm 20 in September and I feel positively ancient

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What's her name?

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The pengtherlands

>>77937768
>>77937774
the whippersnappers are out in force tonight

Imagine being able to remember 9/11 and posting on 4chan, christ hope my life doesn't end up like that

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Want to buy this boat
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/San-Lorenzo-SL72-Motor-Yacht-Flybridge-live-aboard-Boat-/122630271859?hash=item1c8d557373:g:YNkAAOSwAr9Zgz~E

Might be able to afford it soon with my crypto gains

despacito

>>77937614
It would be really easy to go to /r9k/ and post about having a girlfriend, or go to /pol/ to say how much I love Jews. And they would say all the things I expect them to say, probably appear angry... And then what? A bit, shall we say, childish, no? The sort of behaviour you might expect from a teenager who still has a bit of a playground mentality?

Food for thought.

Disclaimer: Bent posting doesn't anger me, but derailing threads by being le ebin trole, and provoking predictable reactions for the sake of it does ruin the comfy. I usually fuck off for an hour and play vidya or something.

>Australian farts are 10 decibels louder on average than than a fart from another country.

why is this? is it Vegemite?

>>77937783
Kin ell

>>77937803
Wouldn't mind relaxing on the deck of that as it drifts down the river ribble.

>>77937805
can't fucking stand benders

1990-1994: FOG
1995-1997: Getting old
1998: just alright
1999: the best

imagine being a 55 year old escort and being this picky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q3DhXWXULE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIK5hOIKF-E&feature=youtu.be

>>77937805
i bet he's gay

everyone dies eventually

I'm unironically 43 years old

>>77937805
what's going on here

>>77937855
1997 here

don't you DARE call me old you little twat

Trips and ICL sends me an acceptance letter.

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African tits, British music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWJ4etIAY8w

I was born in August 1999

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>>77937768
it will happen to you before you know it

t. knower

>>77937894
what date? (could be twins hehe)

>>77937893
>African tits, British music
you're doing it all the wrong way round

guess we now know why /brit/ has declined so much

>>77937855
>millennials thinking they're superior based on nothing but their age
Worse than boomers.

>>77937768
>gives me the fear

would appreciate if you not steal my mannerisms. are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>77937891
>>77937765
out, foul malay

don't even remember moot lol

>>77937935
figures of speech don't fall under patent law sweetie

>>77937931
>post '95
>millennials
umm no darling

>>77937855
I was getting my dick sucked by people your mums age when you were a baby inside her. and you never know ;)

wish i could upvote posts

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any fashy lads in

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>>77937757
ye i am and yea ive been posting all morning

Lads would you give your opinions on my novel idea?

It's a historical-fiction-romance about two different Englishmen a century apart in two different English territories; late 16th century Brielle in the Netherlands and late 17th century Tangier, and their lives and loves in these distant places.

Themes include alienation, Anglo-Dutch political relations, religious conflict (Protestantism Vs Catholicism, and Christianity Vs Islam) and our relationships with history and our predecessors (think Milton: A Poem by William Blake). Each time written in pseudo-accurate dialects.

The anachronisms will be purposeful to the meta narrative, (Shakespeare's chiming clocks in Ancient Rome will be referenced), and as the film progresses the times slowly converge and we enter weird city that combines both Tangier and Brielle.

My agent's telling me one of the Englishmen should be turned into a woman, but I can't decide.
Personally I really want to keep the one in Brielle a man (much qt Dutch waifus :'/) because it's what I relate to the most but I can't bring having the Tangier character be a woman and fuck a Moslem man.

I hope it to be the first work in my oeuvre dealing with English people abroad in the early modern period, with a shared mythology of symbolism and a greater meta narrative.

kind of shocked that there are gen Z mongs here

i was posting in /brit/ before you were a twitch in your daddys dick

>>77937964
was a wanker anyway

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>>77937834
calm down
only do it rarely and passively, like 'pics x' when someone says something about their cock or whatever. not a bender

Sat in my boxers in bed eating maccies and watching godfather

>>77937970
did not say i would pursue legal action, but be advised, if i was able, i would prosecute to the full extent. until then, a polite but firm talking to will have to suffice. you seem like a bright young man, i'm sure you'll take heed and alter your behaviour accordingly henceforth

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>>77938006
Gen Z...LGBTQQIP2SAA actually

>>77938004
load of rubbish
don't worry about settings and historical wank or whatever if you have no characters.
you can have a great world and your book will still be shit if you haven't developed the relationships or struggles of people within it.

Generation Z is the most socially conservative generation since the silent generation

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>>77937705
waiting for tilde-chan

>>77937710
Only the Malay singaporks

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>>77937893

LEarning how to make scrambled eggs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnEt6wNZI8w

>>77937855
>Just alright
I'd turn your jaw into dust you odious little worm

>>77938037
gives me the fear to think a grown man typed out this post

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>be historic ruler of one of the world's oldest civilisations and the world's first Empire
>be less important than some fat youtuber who makes fun of feminists

watching this and I'm absolutely rattled, SCREAMING with laughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUtEF-JxmM

>>77938006
it's all the rorkes because gen z is a conservative generation.. apparently

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the goal

"generations" are a meaningless marketing tool

Trips and UK gets overrun by negros.

hate that uncomfortable feeling in my willy after peeing immediately after a wank

>>77938079
no man deserves that fate

>>77938112
jog on nip

>>77938078
haha nah you're alright lad. i'm honestly pleased people are using my gimmicks. you crack on son.

>>77938112
>scripting little monkey hasn't fucked off yet

dire

>>77938112
jokes on you it already has

>Landlord told me they’re going to take £120 off my deposit because I broke a tiny lamp in the bathroom
>Ask for recipts and invoices
>Landlord gives me an obviously fake electricians invoice for £120 dated TWO WEEKS before I even broke the lamp
Fucking hell what do you even do in this situation, want my deposit back

niece just came in the kitchen and asked why i'm "taking out the trash"
how is this country so badly americanised?

Wait wait wait...who are millennials and who are gen z?? At what point is someone genz?

>>77938138
small claims court?

>filter filenames with "IMG_" in them
>literally every bad thread is now gone from the catalog
hmm

>>77938079
It is a bit annoying when you're trying to google about the actual Sargon of Akkad and all you get are fucking links to his channel and videos.

>>77938138
are you a student

I actually made the original "poo poo willy" post which sparked that "are you 12 or 13 years old" thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXV9KW81Jo

>>77938142
Hope you told her to fuck off yank

>>77938147
if your hand is bigger than your face than you're a millennial

>>77938138
are you a student?
if you are go to your uni's student advice thing or take the cunt to the small claims court

daily reminder that /britgoingout/ crew meeting at phonox tonight for our third week of shenanigans in a row, all welcome

>>77938062
Plenty of real life figures appear, such as Samuel Pepys. I want to keep the character stories simplistic, I'm thinking one of the halves will just be Romeo and Juliet.

>>77938147
millennial means someone born between 1980 and 2000
gen z is someone born after 2000
HOWEVER
a millennial who's brought up on technology and born in the 90s can be considered a gen z

>>77938112
>Sissy Singaporean boys

just hit a fat line now my nose is burning

>>77938156
IMG_* and posts starting with a capital letter are telltale signs of a slimy stupid fucking phoneposter

>go outside
>everybody speaks English
how is this country so Anglicised?

>>77938006
Depends who you're talking to. I've seen some say millennials go all the way to 2004 even. I'm on the border area of 1996 so I don't really have a generation because half the time I'm said to be a millennial and the other half I'm Z

>>77938112
So it's pakis instead.

>>77938206
don't worry they'll be speaking Spanish soon

>>77938065
>millennials whine about all the super racist sexist homophobes being all old people
>turns out it's just everybody but millennials, being normal

Trips and UK breaks down in 2 years.

>>77938138
write a letter to Ortis on shortchange

>>77938180
What's the plan?

>>77938138
unless you've got proof of when you broke the lamp you're fucked

fuck landlords, all you can do is argue it out with him and tell him you know what he's trying to pull is bollocks

>>77938097
>Sharing your building with some other cunt family

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>>77938162
KEK

honestly made me laugh so much what were you thinking mate

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gf just got back from the hairdressers'
love her x

moving house. where can i get boxes? anywhere cheap online?

>>77938224
Wrong. It's 3 years

>>77938206
grim

>>77938200
like these ones?
>>77938224
>>77938222

Swae Lee, Lee Swae, it's the same difference
Poo poo, wee wee, same thing
Niggas throw up sets and gang bang
Reach around nigga that's a chaingang
Been two days since I laid down
Kool Moe Dee five chains on
Versace, them rings on it
Say my fucking name ho
Yea them diamonds so cool
Yea that old school mine fool
Never heard about you
All my hoes they so rude
Tats all on me nigga
Trill ass individual
Dumb check I'm that nigga
Slap my ass with a slipper

>>77938138
get a new key cut, give your one back to the landlord then give some roadmen the key and get them to smash the gaff up after you've moved out, tell them they can have whatever's inside

>>77938224

hope malaysia nukes you

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>>77938188
1981 is Generation X.

>>77938200
Literally this

>>77938229
Sent a text to my landlord when I broke it and one of my housemates witnessed it

£120 is fucking ridiculous anyway, going to ruin the runt

I thought it was millennial if born before 2000 and gen z if after? Ergo there aren't gen z on /brit/

>>77938162
>>77938240
yeah it's a really good post Tbh

>>77938237
very few detached houses being built lad

>>77938216
meant to link this one instead of the last one >>77938259

My prediction for a Corbyn run Britain: It'll start off well but end in utter disaster like any other socialist society. It'll take years to recover the economy for there on after.

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>>77938185
too many references
just referencing things, even if they are historically important or great pieces of art, is meaningless if you're only providing a slideshow for the reader.

you should forget about all those things and develop your characters, imagine them in regular situations, think about how they think. write short excerpts about them in various scenes.
Pic related is a great example of historical fiction done well, Augustus uses real people and a lot of weighty historical bits but makes everything relateable and interesting as a novel and not just a textbook

>paying a deposit

KEK fucking idiots

>>77938250
Box store

Was Ferris Bueller's day off all in Cameron's head?

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what comes after gen z

>>77938285
oh fair, hope you've still got the text, are you a student:

>living in a flat
fucking runtboxes

PPPOPOOOPOPO PO PO PO POPOPOPOPOOOPOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOO WEEW WEE WEE WEE WEE WILLY WILLY WILLY WILLY FANY !!!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP POOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOO WIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IGGER PAKI PAKI FANNY CUNTY FANY NIGGERY CUNTY NIGGER MAN

legit how do guys pull 20 girls a year? (pull as in have sex)

i pull a like 5 and I feel like most womyn there hate me because of it

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>>77938316
Nothing. Apocalypse soon friend

>>77938263
>The London advice

We don't all live in places where you can have local thugs destroy property

>>77938332
there's not much choice in the uk
(we do have a housing problem)

>>77938332
>living with mummy
runt runt

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>you'll live to see people post "if you were born before 2000 fuck off granddad"

>>77938339

lol

>>77938326
Yeah I’m a student

>Cucking yourself to a mortgage

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>>77938347
>(pull as in have sex)

190kg virgin

>>77938247
lmfao is that cosmo

>>77938353
there are thugs everywhere tarquin, just need to know where to look

>>77938101
Unironically this. Same thing with Teenager, it wasn't a thing till the mid-20th century that the concept of teenager was created. It was only because of prosperity that allowed people of that age range not to have to work that the concept was created.

>>77938316
unknown

probably goes back to the beginning and they'll call it the alpha generation

>>77938097
Looks nice but would look better with some more green like trees.

reminder that most of you could let a three bedroom house in my state with a big yard and a bunch of fucking Mexicans to clean up after you for half of what you're paying to live in your little shoeboxes

>>77938316
Generation جيل

>>77938347
those people will ask literally every single girl they see and go out every night to shitty bars or clubs just to hook up

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>(pull as in have sex)

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>Took me 10 minutes to get it up

>Shagged her for a good 2 hours

HATE when WW2 veterans tell stories like they're heroic, so you shot a few krauts big deal, i took a shit, where's my medal?

>>77938370
go to your student housing advice centre, your uni should have one or a similar advice centre

>>77938240
just venting my inner silliness I suppose

the autistic response made me chuckle wholeheartedly

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>walk into your mums room
>see this

What do?

I could pull every day if I wanted to

>>77938316
gonna restart at gen A

>>77938380
But you are in London, and you do hang around a lot of blacks and pakis. I'm not wrong am I?

>>77938416
Pick those fucking blankets up off the floor you wench they cost a fortune

I'm not like everybody else
No I'm not like everybody else
NO I'M NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

>>77938347
you're not a Chad, stop trying to be one.

you're a basic normie, know your place in the social hierarchy and just settle down with one gf. Girls do not appreciate mansluts unless they're a Chad. if you're just above average in looks, status and talent, you're not a Chad, you're a normie, and girls will think of you as a bit of a scumbag if you try to emulate Chad

>>77938406
He couldn't print a good looking girl?

>>77938386
and now we have "young adult" 20-30+ which is little better than a teen
not to mention "pre-teens" which seems to include everyone outside of diapers

>>77938406
>good
For you.

>>77938379
yes

>>77938393
yeah but then I'd have to live in some deadout flyover state where the nearest landmark is Walmart (50 miles away)

>>77938412
Ah ok, will do then. Cheers

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>>77937855
>too old to even be on this list

honestly though 95+ are just cancer

you were literally born too late to have experienced utopia Evropa

you do not even know what the racewar will be fought over, because you never experienced it

sieg 1488

My parents wont let me do my bed, they want our fucking maid to do all of the chores, I dont get it

just saw dunkirk, these WW2 troops seemed like a bunch of pussies, bring on WW3 i'll HEEM putin personally

>>77938416
ask her what she's doing in my mums room

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>>77938449
defo not normie, normies dont avoid going to the barbers because they dont know what to say lmfao
more like lying sack of shit

>>77938435
I live in a 99% white parish in Essex actually hun, nice try :) x

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>>77938477
they just want the best for you

>>77938482
She's there for your da

god I love London so much, just spend 2 weeks in some small town and I wanted to fucking die, so fucking dire and shit

There are also shariah zones or 'Public order zones' everywhere which ban alcohol and smoking, presumably because of the chav criminality problem

>>77938480
us eu russia against china north korea

>>77938416
Give her a clip round the lug hole for making a mess of my mums room.

>>77938459
more like you'd have to live an hour outside of any major city

keep trying to justify your runt lifestyle to yourself with memes though, I bet you live in London too you absolute charity case

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcCXGR_JBaM

>>77938499
They should allow me to my own bed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2j4QPjhSCQ

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Do you think this is the result of the number minorities in gen z?

>>77938452
Just corporate marketing strategies to try to sell targeted products to made up life stages.

Honestly wish we returned to a guild/apprenticeship style education system. That way young people will be working and training for their career at the same time, and they won't be getting into trouble because they're bored to tears and actually getting real life experience.

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>>77938507

>>77938508
USA and China are tsundere allies
they both act the same too, Chinese are just slope yanks

>>77938511
every time one of you Yanks used to post "amazing houses" I'd look at the location and it would be in bumfuck nowhere, Missouri literally living in a McMansion 1 road away from a motorway that led directly to the walmart

>>77938539
of course it is

>>77938449
you seem to know a lot

tell me more

>>77938553
>a communist nation disguised as a capitalist nation and a capitalist nation disguised as a communist
pottery.

>tfw finished work for the weekend
when should i start drinking lads?

Big ass smelly nigga
Finna pull the trigger (pop pop)
Yeah bitch take my picture
Watch me fucking hit ya (skrrrrt)
Took my hoe out for dinner three hunnid pounds (what?)
Yo bitch she three hunnid pounds (haha)
Get yourself ready imma do the rounds
Sleep on me nigga I'll put ya in the ground (dead nigga)

>>77938584
can tell this is sarcastic
fuck off i gave you advice- just get a gf

>>77938591
16:23:03

Just firmly told a bloke to get out of my reserved seat on the train and he promptly vacated it, feeling very alpha right now.

>>77938607
grim

>>77938591
You can start drinking THIS DICK

*grabs my clearly bulging cock through my pants*

>>77938560
>if you're not within thirty minutes of the centre of the capital you live in the middle of nowhere something something Walmart
there's no helping you people

Is there anything more satisfying than catching the train back to London from whatever shithole you were in

>>77938620
*hungrily sucks on it*

>>77938604
nah wasn't sarcastic.

i want a gf but I want her to be impressive.

i want a trophy gf.

>>77938508
>>77938553
It'll be US/EU vs russia/china

Will begin with shit kicking of over either north korea, or china's claims in the south china sea

16:24:00

>>77938591
Liquidised poo

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>>77938597
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>>77938528
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku
>when the upper sclera is visible it is said to be an indication of mental imbalance in people such as psychotics, murderers, and anyone rageful

>>77938539
no its a result of their favourite youtubers making """cringe SJW""" videos and them latching onto it

>>77938542
me too, I know I personally would have benefited from a more structured education when I was younger instead of the rubbish we had, with "feel good" female teachers and enforced melancholy.

16:25:00

Gay marriage? Don't care
Trans rights? Mental disorder
drug legalisation? Go for it

Trips and another UK building burns down.

>>77938668
grim

three in a row

>>77938539
No it's the result of them being raised entirely on the internet, and the zeitgeist of the internet currently is anti-progressivism/SJWism

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How does one acquire a rorkette gf?

>>77938642
I thought most people over 15 get over the "Russia and China are allies/will be allies" gimmick?

>>77938528
learnt a lot from this

>>77938642
>He thinks ww3 can happen
Brainlet, due to nuclear weapons it simply cannot

>>77938685
She looks legit retarded

>>77938492
bollocks. everyone from London or near london seems to live in the really rich 100% white part of some paki shit hole. fuck off you third worlder

Very kind of you that we can have the Royal Bank of Scotland. We will take care of it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Apr5W8QdXx

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>>77938688
>I thought most people over 15 get over the "Russia and China are allies/will be allies" gimmick?

>>77938700
pissrael

Holy smokes imagine tying yourself down to a mortgage

what a cuck

>>77938505
would still ask her because dads not lived with mum more than a decade now

>>77938719

is that ethiopia

nanomachines will kill us all lol

>>77938688
dimwit

Investment in the UK in 2022 is now forecast to be 20% lower than the Bank expected before the Brexit referendum

i NEED to fuck preeti young

the "alt-right" is already dead, not as a movement but as a force for any real change. its been co-opted already by the Liberal consumerists and merchants just as the "new left" was

>>77938716
>banks in the merchants
nothing wrong with that

>>77938698
*put 100 people in a room*
*give them ALL a gun*

ah yes, this guarantees nobody will use one

Did r9k and that tripmong leave

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>>77938703
not bollocks hun :) xo

P.S. jealousy is an illness - get well soon ;) x

>>77938688
They are not friends, but they will stick to each other for mutual protection against the west.

Have we heard anything about pakiboo yet?

>>77938727
whats wrong with a mortgage? surely it's better than renting. renting is just giving money away for nothing.

>>77938755
nonce

>>77938721
>>77938748
absolutely dire your knowledge of geopolitics

>>77938636
so do i
thing is, you won't keep a trophy gf for long if you're not a trophy bf

i suggest you do what i'm doing right now- dating a practice gf. been with her for a year. she's decently qt, she's good company, and i care for her. but she's not the girl i want to spend my life with. but by being in a relationship with someone i like, i have learned the basics of being a decent boyfriend, how to navigate and handle a relationship, learned the things girls really like, things they don't like, things I like in a girl and things i don't like, all things i wouldn't have been able to do if i was single

in effect, i reckon i'd be able to use this knowledge to greater effect in the future, with a future gf i feel like i match with even more, and become a better potential bf by the time that happens.

the only downside is- the practice gf will become utterly obsessed and in love with you, and breaking up with her will break her heart. that's just something you've got to deal with.

>>77938764
More like give everyone a nuclear bomb you spastic

>>77938727
how are you going to purchase a house then? got 200k just lying about?

>>77938755
>preeti young

for me, it's patel or nothing

What's the quality of street xanax in the UK?

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>>77938727
imagine being a wagecuck and STILL not having enough money for most things

>>77938787
yeah
his trial's been postponed to october

>>77938787
got 4 months according to /britfeel/

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>barb edition
>no barbs

grim

Love the new high waisted jeans + crop top gimmick

VERY Good

>>77938779
bent 19 year old shitposter

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wethinkyoushould.blogspot... (link is stopped by the spam filter)
>THIS DOSSIER SHALL PROVE THAT BRIAN MAY:
>TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a cybernetic drone to do his bidding.

I love it when the internet goes off on one.

reckon there is literally no point to make a kid

>have to be a good dad
>kids would be ungrateful still

Might start identifying as a woman.

>>77938787
Who fucking cares mate

>>77938791
Your knowledge is dreadful mate. China and Russia are good buds everyone knows that

>Tfw work in retail banking

Wouldn't wish this hell against my worst enemy

>>77938539
Pretty funny how progressive's views on immigration can completely backfire on them

>>77938683
>>77938650
Do you really think they have THAT much influence? At least we have studies showing non-whites tend to be less accepting of gays, trans, etc.

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>absolutely dire your knowledge of geopolitics

>>77938804
pretty high if you get it from the right places

i.e. not off a street dealer

>>77937702
That is literally the ideal weather. It was 26 degrees outside yesterday and I wanted to hang myself because of it.

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>tfw the pakis that raped 1,400+ white girls are getting 9 years max

Really don't like our country anymore, pathetic and spineless.

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>China and Russia are good buds everyone knows that

>>77938756
moved on to bigger and better things

NRx is the future

>>77938825
>high waisted jeans

repulsive

>>77938756
In the big picture yes, but there are a minority of anti-capitalist neo-reactionary types there. Don't know if they will ever gain any political clout though.

very lewd barb

>>77938849
Vigilantism is the only way now. Promise you, if I discovered a paki nonce gang in my hometown, I'd be the one doing time.

Mental how gen z has become indoctrinated by the far right. We need more hip and trendy left wing YouTubers and memes.

>>77938874
enjoy rita posting

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Daily reminder the police allowed pakis to rape young english girls for years because they were scared of being called racist and arrested fathers trying to protect their daughters

is there an even more pathetic country than the UK?

>>77938849
5 men had a go with 1400 girls?

>>77938756
The people you're referring to have stopped identifying and alt right

>>77938849
haha whitey btfo

>>77938921
why is indoctrination by the far-left good and indoctrination by the far-right bad?

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>>77938892
forgot to attach
grim

>>77938642
with Britain out of the EU I can't see American-European relations getting anything but colder.
the US was never Europe's ally, and the only way Europe can ever be successful and free is without the US. Ironicly even with the ideological issues the EU has more in common with the Russians, but big continental powers always have trouble getting along.

this is the same reason China will never be allied with Russia beyond pure diplomatic convenience on occasion. Eurasian great powers are all fighting for living space in the same backyard.

the USA and China have far more to gain under a reciprocal if not friendly relationship than with a hostile one.

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>>77938864
rah

>>77938929
They're just the ones that were caught during the rotherham rapes

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>>77938874
love her tits

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>Vigilantism is the only way now. Promise you, if I discovered a paki nonce gang in my hometown, I'd be the one doing time.

>>77938862
only in Anglo countries because the mode of thought is different from that of "Continentals"

>>77938969
'eed

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>>77938849
>reduced on appeal

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lads, it's friday

>>77938952
It completely ruins the female form.

>>77938941
*punches you*

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>the US was never Europe's ally, and the only way Europe can ever be successful and free is without the US. Ironicly even with the ideological issues the EU has more in common with the Russians, but big continental powers always have trouble getting along.

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>Vigilantism is the only way now. Promise you, if I discovered a paki nonce gang in my hometown, I'd be the one doing time.

>>77938839
>Do you really think they have THAT much influence? At least we have studies showing non-whites tend to be less accepting of gays, trans, etc.
They're raised on the internet just as much as the white kids are. Just look at /mena/, they're just as degenerate as any westerner despite bragging about being pious muslims.

NEW

>>77939019
>>77939019

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>>77938997

>>77939026
won't
somebody make a real new

If you were horrifically betrayed tomorrow, I wouldnt go 2 ur funeral cuz id b in jail 4 killin da pakis that nonced you

someone post real new at 300

>>77938849
The police seem more concerned with tracking down people complaining about muslims too.

>>77938977
which way is Continental Europe heading? the youth seem to be going alt-right and antifa-left but the political elites seem to want to emulate Thatcher-tier neoliberalism with growing EU integration and federalism

reckon US-UK are veering towards neoreaction and a general rightwards turn, dunno about Aus-Can-NZ though. Social Liberalism seems to be the dominant form of philosophy there.

>>77939001
couldn't agree more

>>77938977
The opposite in my opinion, continentals are more likely to be neo-reactionary. Britain too to a lesser extent. Here it's almost impossible since we've never had a monarchy.

THREE CHEERS FOR ARE JANITORIAL STAFF

HIP HIP

thank you for your service, remember silent reports work!

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Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.

As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.

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yass janny slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>77939014
Didn't think non-whites would agree with a lot of what anti-sjws say about race

The sky doesn't look that high up.

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what would the States be like if the most qualified candidate in history and rightful popular vote winner became President?

>delete the new thread because we're only at 298 posts

Autism

>>77939194
RICKKKKKK!!!!

muaha the janitor has always been celebrated for his excellence

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THRO THE JOO DOWN ZE WELL

>>77939248
>>77939248
>>77939248

NEW

>>77939217
go back to the 'dit newfag

honestly think i'd prefer a system like china's with a dictator.

We can't get anything done here, Xi jinping just does whatever is best for the country without opposition.

NEED a dictator lads

yassss slayyy

>>77939211
You'd be surprised. They probably don't agree with intelligence inferiority but the racial separatism appeals to any traditionalist. I suspect that in the middle east, we'll see a return to pan-arabism/ethno-nationalism after all the destruction caused by Jihadists and due to the internet zeitgeist.

it's not noncery if you're sexually attracted everything

>>77939215
it'll be one of those moments that changed history when the US erupts into civil war soon