Ask an Israeli who doesn't want to be an Israeli anything.

>>77936949
go back sandnig, israel is for jews only.

>>77936949
Are you guys extremely smart?

go back to gaza bank
israel for kikes

>>77936949
Are u a muslim?

למה שלא תהגר למקומות יותר נורמטיביים לחיי אדם?

>>77937036
I'm a Russian
>>77937073
Most of the population isn't
>>77937254
I'm not
>>77937287
It's degenerate as fuck don't bother
>>77937329
1. אני חיילת
2. אין לי איך

Will Jewish girls date white goys?

>>77937579
No idea

Are you treated badly for not being a Jew?

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>>77936949
alright PLAY TIME'S OVER

spill the FUCKING BEANS OR ELSE

What are your plans to take over the world? What are those sneaky Jews up to? Spill the beans bro.

are you familiar with orgonite? are you russian on both sides?

>>77937437
how can a russian fight for israeli army?

>>77936949

what do you want to be then

>>77937626
Not really
>>77937713
You've got to realize that the "take over the world" jews don't live in Israel
>>77937733
>Orgonite
w0t
>Both sides
Yeah
>>77937734
Because they take everyone
>>77937751
A citizen of an actual first world country

I've recently become curious
If you go bald, ho do you put on yarmulke?

>>77938644
What

>>77938583
weren't you larping as half-japanese before?

>>77938706
Just for the lulz and because my eyes look a bit slanted sometimes.

>>77938673
The kippah

If bald, wouldn't it fall off? Since there's no hair to hook it

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>>77938735
Forgot pic

>>77938735
No idea what they're doing in that case.

>>77936949
come home goy

>>77938735
Probably get it sewn to the shape of their scalp. It's like a skull cap they're somewhat secure

>tfw you never got invited on your birthright
>tfw you never get to serve with your idf brothers

>>77938859
I'd rather live in the UK

>>77938827
It goes towards the back of the head, would fall if walking at a considerable speed or with wind.
They have a pin under them, so you can pin it to your hair, but I don't know what bald people do

>>77936949
Most Israelis are middle easterners(jews from middle east and palestinian)?

>>77938926
it's about half and half

>>77936949
Why don't you want to be Israeli?

>>77938950
Are you a russian jew?

>>77939031
half russian, but i'm not OP

Why are there russians in israel?

>>77938993
Because this country is rapidly becoming third world.

>>77939121
Ask Bibi to stop then, tell him that's enough and elect someone who'll do things differently

>>77939154
>Politicians and elections
Lol

>>77938775
that's a roman thing btw
jews are papal serfs

>>77936949
I left Israel too. That country is torture. Everything costs more and it's much harder to get pussy. In America I work a shit job and live better and get regular sex with slutty goyim. Also no one tries to rip me off.

תשתחררי ותעברי לאירופה, ישראל זה חרא

אני בדיוק מבקר את המשפחה עכשיו, זה נוראי פה, אחרי שלוש שנים בגרמניה שוכחים כמה גרוע פה

חוץ מזה שביבי עוד מעט יאלץ להתפטר ונקבל במקומו את בנט המשיחי הפנאט שיתחיל מלחמת עולם שלישית בשביל
>muh בית המקדש

>>77940893
אין לי איך ואם אני עוברת אז זה לקנדה, חוצמזה אם כבר אז עם כל המשפחה.

>>77937437
אז ככה, תתחתני איתי ותוכלי לגור בכל אירופה

>>77941599
לא תודה

>>77941627
Enjoy Israel then

>>77941684
יש לי כבר פחות או יותר תוכנית איך לברוח מפה לקנדה.

>>77942038
יש לך אזרחות, משפחה, או מקצוע מבוקש?

>>77942331
>טסים כתיירים
>מוצאים עבודה
>אם המעסיק מעוניין בך כעובד הוא דואג להתחיל הליכי הגירה בשבילך

אנשים באמת עושים את זה וזה עובד.

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>>77942391
כן....
בהצלחה.

>>77942614
למה התגובה הצינית tho

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>>77942655
אני סתם butthurt

האמת היא, שאני מאוד מעריך את הרצון שלך להתחיל מחדש במדינה נורמלית ותקינה.
זה לא יהיה קל, ממש לא, אבל זה לא בלתי אפשרי.
שוב, הרבה עבודה, ולפעמים גם המזל משחק, אבל אני מאחל לך באמת בהצלחה, בלי ציניות. מי יתן וכל מי שרוצה בחיים נורמליים ימצא את עצמו מחוץ למדבר המוות הציוני.

>>77936949
Do you support gassing Palestinian, or anything Netanyahu said in general?

>>77942839

Yes Japan. We are territorial murder machines powered by American Shekels. May each and every Palestinian be gassed to death, as is tradition.

>>77942908
That's very short and easy to understand thanks.

>>77942749
תודה
>>77942839
I don't support anything and the only thing that matters to me is my well being and my family.

>>77936949
Are you Israeli-born?

>>77943480
Nope

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מה עושה בצבא?

>>77944207
Should i make aliyah after I'm finished with my biology degree? It seems that israel has better job prospects than russia

>>77944462
yes, come home jew man

>>77944349
חמליסטית שלא עושה כלום למזלי
>>77944462
Don't

Bomp

Bamp

>>77948436
stop whoring for attention you pigmy landwhale

>>77948494
Why the hell would I stop and what the hell can you do to stop me?

do israelis really believe jews built the pyramids

Who is your favorite Jewish author?

>>77948819
Yeah the bydlo mizrahim do

>>77948973
Do George R.R Martin or Tolkien count?

>>77949037
I don't know but "wtf" either way.

>>77949088
What

>>77949107
What indeed.

>>77949161
Yeah okay

B0mp

>>77949849
i think you've got to come up with a new gimmick like the half-japanese thing

>>77941560
מופתע מאוד שהשרשור הזה עוד קיים

בכל אופן, קנדה זאת אופציה לא רעה בכלל, שיהיה בהצלחה

>>77950236
I've opened a new type of thread: >>77949979

>>77950755
>שרשור
לא הבנתי

Teach us your jewish tricks for money management and getting rich pls

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>>77937437
>אני חיילת
למה את לא רוצה להיות ישראלית
את פשוט רוצה זין של גוי, תודי בזה.

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>>77950822
>היא לא יודעת מה זה שרשור

>>77936949
Are you the half-russian half-japanese Israeli girl?

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>>77952102
She might be this girl form one thread we had in the Israeli chan
chan.org.il

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>>77936949
Does Israel like Hungary ?

>>77952296
Probably. What is Israel's opinion on the UK? Germany? France? Italy? Spain?

>>77951240
Tov
>>77951300
>במקום להסביר הוא זורק מימז
>>77952102
That's me

>>77952383
I've got no idea what's Hungary
>>77952583
Every person will tell you something different.

>>77953574
>במקום להסביר הוא זורק מימז
שרשור זה תר'ד או "אשכול" סיימ שיט
יא אבלה

>>77953811
תע"ה

>>77936949
Is this some /MENA/ language or some ex-ussr?
>>>/wsg/1814031

>>77937437
>I'm a Russian

shoul'd you make a monument for this guy already?

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>>77954131
*pic

>>77954178
No idea who's that

>>77954107
Sound like Georgian