Are Arm edition
*enters /brit/*
1st
>>77935766
wtf
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64d_1501652928
yanks
me behind maisie
best mate (straight) sent me this
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b5_1501603274
Hemophilias flaring up again, feeling the need to heem some cunts.
My alopecia is getting worse lads, not been getting my RDI of jalapenos.
got a cute agina
and my tits aren't bad either
Trips and UK destabilizes in 2 years.
when im fucked up thats the real me
>a company can buy an ENTIRE US town for only $3million
Truly we are living in a cyberpunk time
dubs and the national university of singapore accepts my exchange application and I do my degree over there
If an absolute mong like this can pull Holly, what is your excuse for being a virgin?
>>77935766
>>77936019
>>77936010
forgot linky
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40824837/marijuana-company-buys-entire-us-town-to-create-cannabis-friendly-municipality
wanna pop some benzos but got a raid tonight and dont wanna underperform
is it?
gf just sent me this
>>77936002
000 + 2
Lol some cunts tried robbing my car. One of them tried punching me in the face while I was driving and one of them stood in front of my car so I swerved into him to try running him over and he jumped out the way and ended up on his arse hahaha>>77936004
>>77936068
what's the point when it will change again in a couple of weeks
>>77936068
what does it stand for
>>77936019
Trips and University of Sydney accepts me for their medicine double degree programme.
>>77936019
>singapore
what a shithole
my dad owns a lawyering firm, and he says that if any of his lawyers take a job in:
>Qatar
>Singapore
>Malaysia
>Dubai
then when they get back to england he makes up some bullshit reason to fire them from his office
he says only greedy and amoral subhumans voluntarily take work in these places
>>77936068
now the 2 i've never heard
>>77936096
lesbian gay bisexual transgender queer quasi intersex asexual paedosexual 2-spirit
>>77936093
how did that situation come about
>>77936133
what the fuck is quasi
>>77936096
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Transgender or Transsexual
Q: Queer or Questioning
I: Intersex (previously referred to as “hermaphrodite”, but Intersex is the more acceptable term to use now)
A: Asexual or Ally
2-S: Two Spirit (drawn from Native culture to refer to people who walk in two worlds – female and male)
The P is for pedophilia
>>77935819
why didn't i get any (you)'s for this i stumbled upon this on google images and laughed my ass off... baka brits are humorless
>>77936045
pit whore
>>77936023
He's a rich jewish TV producer. Hardly your average Ken from Blackpool in his mums basement posting on a Tjikistanian loom weaving message board
>>77936144
he arrived in london
>>77936123
last time I went to singapore was in 2011 and all I can remember was sitting in one of those massage chair things at changi airport and wondering why australia was such a shithole
soon they'll do a 2...n-spirits lol
why is this ethiopian posting softcore pornography
>>77936123
grim
>>77936149
he made up thay definition, its actually for Questioning iirc
but either way, you really should know what the word quasi means
dimwit
>>77936153
well that's fucking gay
Fucking hate these numale drips that we have nowadays
>>77936141
'kin 'ell
>>77935766
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>77936093
call polis
>>77936133
wish nonces would do the right thing and off themselves already
business idea:
split it up into
LGB and TQIPBBQ2....etc
sexuality is different from gender stuff, they shouldnt be conflated
>>77936174
I'm too drunk to make interesting postd
>>77936157
why were you looking up pictures of masie you nonce
Armenia is the white mans country
>>77935766
the virgin walk
>>77936231
she's fucking 20 years old
>>77936230
post more
alri lads sorry i havent been on much just been so busy haha
About to fly to Vienna in an hour, where I'll spending the next four days exploring. Would anyone like me to post pictures of cool shit I see around the city as I wander around? Won't bother if there's no interest
>>77936181
I know what the word quasi means, don't patronise me
What movie shall I watch while I tidy my room? Thinking about Ferris Buellers Day Off
>>77936157
the thread was early and nobody really wanted to post in it
>>77936228
business idea:
split it up into
normal people and corpses
>paedophilia
fuck this gay earth
>>77936250
POST
>>77936252
no fuck off
>>77936230
so youre drunk 24/7
>>77936230
>hurr durr i want a 20 year old woman with a saggy vag from all the black and paki dicks that have been her instead of this
oh ho ho
>>77936228
well done for marginalising trans voices. really great work.
moozlims in rothrum, itz dizguz-tin
>>77936252
have fun mate
>>77936291
>>77936068
stop adding things that aren't genders you fucking degens
my british wife left me
ah yes
another night in the old girl
>>77936252
yeah but only if its really unusual stuff; i can see a picture of a building or statue anywhere
>>77936332
why
>>77936250
>>77936250
>>77936330
to do with sexual attraction*
male feminists are just opportunistic rapists
>>77936372
so they're all fetishes then
>>77936361
got me reasons x
Any spotify man in?
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UsSim1XkfUYjHeJ2uKAmy
>>77936371
filthy women what else is new, I have 4 sisters I can speak, you should see their fucking rooms
>>77936371
ah yes, fe-males
>>77936434
your sisters have fucking rooms?
>>77936434
Everybody thinks guys are sloppy but you haven't seen FILTH until you've lived with a woman.
>>77936434
*sees their fucking rooms*
>>77936371
don't have one now but I could see myself developing a piss fetish
fucking fill your thread until 310 you cancerous limey
>>77936434
post pics (of sisters or rooms)
https://twitter.com/cipca/status/893459750649827330
proper peng ting
>>77936252
vienna is nice but all the Antifa stickers and graffiti will get on your nerves
recommend you visit Belvedere Palace, the War Museum, Natural History Museum and Art Museum, the Zoo (oldest zoo in the world) Schönbrunn Palace and St. Stephen's Cathedral (don't go all the way up to the tower though, they're probably still doing some building work so you can't even go all the way to the top.)
I went last month with the missus
>>77936332
grim
>>77936472
fuck of chink
>>77936396
>aussies going camping
>>77936472
we did
>>77936332
are you murdering backpackers again mate
>>77936534
She looks familiar. Is she a porn star? name?
>>77936534
fuck im gay and high and this is kinda hot in a weird way lmao
>>77936526
ivan milat gave me some pointers before the cops got him
caught a nice little bint yesterday, wandered right into one of my bear traps
tight hole too x
>>77936093
>One of them tried punching me in the face while I was driving
interested to see how that happened
despise myself
>>77936566
read his whole wikipedia page last time he was posted here
interesting stuff...
>>77936549
the Left's inability to meme is cringeworthy
https://twitter.com/hashtag/PredictACorbynSmear
look at how tragic and safe all of their posts are. looks like some septuagenarian wrote them. HOWLING.
>>77936584
me too (despise you)
>>77936584
same, I despise you too
>>77936428
Good track desu
>>77936153
>2-S: Two Spirit (drawn from Native culture to refer to people who walk in two worlds – female and male)
>>77936606
>>77936615
grim
brit is so predictable
>>77936481
Thanks for the advice mate, will be adding a couple of these to my itinerary
>>77936153
man get that bullshit outta here
>>77936637
dispose you
>>77936332
>>77936666
dispose me where
>>77936687
the bin
>>77936476
raaaaah she a buffting yanknow cuz?
>>77936711
>>77936714
grimest set of replies ive ever received
>>77936616
His vocals are ridiculously diversified
They're a British band. Heard of em in /MOTD/ years ago
>>77936332
good lighting
I do wish people would speak english correctly
londoners are a cancer on this country
business idea: demolish london and turn it into farmland
>>77936332
runt life.
>>77936753
alri northern monkey nobody born outside a 20 mile radius can even understand
>>77936620
cant control anime nonces mate
>>77936733
'ear me now mi breddah... me no goh play games wit ya now... mi NEED... NEED a big batty gullyside gf to wine pon mi cocki ya geh me breddah?
>>77936768
might just be the best post ive seen in a while
the proto 'f
>>77936768
hmm no you're wrong
Bruce fans the flames between the North and South and we fall for it every time, like dancing monkeys for our puppet master
well no more Bruce, I'll not play your childish game
>tfw they wont defend me and my tyre
>>77936820
t. northern monkey
bruce only telling it like it is
>>77936834
what if I told you I lived in the South East my friend
how do they rebreak your nose to set it properly in the hospital? do they like put a flathead screwdriver on it and smack the handle with a set of pliers a few times or what? I'm sure they don't just grab it and twist.
>>77936848
>South East
k-kent?
>>77936859
no they just grab n twist
>>77936859
chisel and hammer
give me a gf
now
>>77936859
come within a 5 mile radius of me and ill show you
>call out london twats from the study in my oxfordshire manor
>get accused of being a northerner
londoners are mentally ill wogs
when hubby's away the wife will play x
>>77936820
looks like this britbot is defective, will have to recall you mate
*initiates remote automatic shutdown protocol*
there's a good lad
Feel like shit
why are londoners so fucking obsessed with us?
>>77936899
you look like shit too
>>77936899
why's that then
The ballbag
>>77936899
cuz u are lol
>>77936862
Essex
>>77936920
Depression, alcoholism, insomnia, work stress
Simple as
>>77936932
>>77936935
honestly dont know which one is grimmer
why do people frown upon MDMA so much when alcohol is worse?
often feel like mark from peep show but recently came to the realisation that I'm actually a johnson at heart
should I waste the weekend playing the new path of exile
This baffles the poortherner.
dont recall seeing one barbpost so far this thread
Me in the...everywhere
https://youtu.be/9AGx9acv2XA
can't stand europeans. we should establish our our continent.
>>77936954
one's illegal and the other isn't
surely that's obvious?
>>77935899
love being teased by straight lads
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
>>77936978
finally someone said it
will never have a gf
>>77936753
>peng
>ting
>bruv
>blud
>mandem
At least cockney was charming, and even somewhat clever. New London slang is literally just broken English mixed with black people and paki speak. It's so fucking cringe seeing white people use it.
>>77936954
this is why youre a sperg
>>77936969
grow up, get a car
>>77937015
>broken English mixed with black people and paki speak
mainly just jamacian
calm down
>>77936893
I'm sorry Bruce, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
This general is too important to let me allow you to jeopardise it.
>>77936966
im going to
>>77936954
Because we live in reality.
chopping up the whizz into a fine powder
>my dinky little runtpen on this miserable stuffy island is better than your dinky little runtpen
>>77936891
oxford is north, midlands at best
*slings a rock into your forehead, killing you instantly*
>called a mcdonalds in UK
>spelled out Big smokes order
>"Yeah, what's your adress"
what did she mean by this
also give me some numbers to prank call, i'll record it
went on google maps and went on a random street view in London
doesn't look that bad tbqh
>>77936981
good goyim
>>77937020
what, how?
>>77937049
debatable.
>>77936948
>insulting Essex, the last bastion of the white man
>>77937010
Why? Been 8 years since last for me. It's nice if you're an emotive type but otherwise shit
yankistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkICZmB_C0Q
20 years old and I still don't really understand what the economy is
Lad with the bloody poo here
Just remembered eating beetroot crips on wednesday.
Feel like a rite plonker now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtBu4H6dRA
choon
>>77937041
lol
>>77937087
if it helps, i'm 19 and never learnt the multiplication table
>>77936969
CUN A UWSE IH ON ME TRAM?
>>77937087
I understand economics and I'm 22
20 years old and still don't know a rat's arse about politics
>>77937037
It just sounds like words that people who will imminently stab you would use. Abysmal third world language
>>77937087
production/consumption of goods/services in a region
>>77937060
Ring somewhere like KFC and tell them there's a big group of you coming in (say it's an office party or something) and ask them to start makeping a big order for you. Then ring them back 20 minutes later saying you've gone to McDonald's instead. Was an old favourite of me and the lads that one.
>>77937111
I had a french teacher in year 4 called nicholas who would make me do multiplication in front of the entire class
french teachers really are demonic cunts, I don't know where you find them
me yankee me like big truck
>>77937060
https://www.cdu.de/kontakt
>>77937087
I'll use the invisible hand to smack some sense into you
>>77936978
britain is not european
>>77937135
hahahahah smithy absolute classic this is why we have you around mate x
>>77936969
but manchester has a similar system?
>>77937087
the free market will fix it sweetie
>>77937015
it's jamaican patois
Girls with good jaws are elite
20 years old and can even pay rent and bills
>>77937181
pic not related?
post more candid teen sluts
things like economics and politics always baffles me because it's too conceptual
my brain struggles to comprehend all these invisible forces at play
@77937181
>gonzalez
bit sickening
20 years old and still yet to have a drink in this blasted country
Manchester is the birmingham of the north
London is the birmingham of the south
just email someone about a room going in their house
>>77937204
>>77937210
just 5 more years lad
>Girls with good jaws are elite
>>77937223
London is the North. Everything north of Bristol is the North.
>working in McDonalds
>phone goes
>Hello Grimsby McDonalds, Anon speaking
>the smell of garlic from the receiver hits me immediately
>"ah-alloh? yis alloh, my name is- uh- Nigell et I woold like to ordeur un 'ambergerrr" *giggles down the phone line*
reckon i'm the oldest on /brit/
turning 26 before end of year
>>77937204
>my brain struggles to comprehend all these invisible forces at play
most people here only think they understand stuff, dunning-kruger and all that.
>>77937233
ISFJ MENTIONED
>>77937181
agreed 100%
there's a femanon who I'm aware is into me, she's tall, nice body, blonde, feminine face, long hair, but her chin seems to have fat on it.
i'm literally like nah lol
strong jawlines are so nice.
Sometimes like to list my m8s cars for sale without their knowledge just so a bunch of people contact them about it
anything North of the equator is 'The North'
>>77937255
theres at least a couple posters past 30
>>77937255
I'm 30 in September mate
make man pay like tennants
>>77937137
you deserved it sissy aussie boi, discipline is a must
love barbs profile
dont need no strong jaw
>there's a femanon who I'm aware is into me
never heard this one before lol
100 years ago a 20 year old would already have a family and a house if not a large farm for himself, he's be in the prime of his life
now there are 30 something babies who can't even feed themsleves
>>77937060
07791 564681
prank call this guy
abnormies who are extroverts is proof god has a sense of humour
strange how youngsters seem to think they're somehow immune to aging
IN THE DEEP DARK HILLS OF EASTERN KENTUCKY
>>77937309
the yank?
>>77937255
I've been 26 for a few months
>tfw oldfag
>>77937333
they do?
would honestly go through her like a dodgy bhuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIK5hOIKF-E&feature=youtu.be
>>77937267
Ur a legend, welshm8
>>77937314
who's that
>>77937289
>>77937255
>>77937343
>>77937359
jog on grandads
19 here
listening to some Nick Cave and Current 93 and thinking of chebs
>>77937338
THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE I TRACE MY BLOODLINE
bum
>>77937376
Where do you want me to go? Been posting daily on 4chan since I was your age.
>>77937267
literally like fuck off you absolute cabbage
I have never read so much drivel from one person in my life
>>77937255
30 here
just bough a 4 pack of bud light out of curiosity and it tastes like pish. like a slightly weaker budweiser. this is the best yanks could come up with?
>>77937386
AND IT'S THERE THAT I READ ON A HILLSIDE GRAVESTONE
big
barbie
bum
Trips and Cambridge sends me an acceptance letter.
>>77937376
gb2 reddit child
hmmmm
>>77937397
I-I didn't mean it
hate to think I've been arguing politics with a bunch of dusty ol' fogies
Fucking HELL imagine being near 30 and posting in this fucking shitheap, having a chucle at the idiotic juvenile gimmicks
Gives me the fear
hierarchy of people when 18-30
hot femanon > above average femanon > hot anon > average femanon > above average anon > ugly femanon/average anon >>>>> ugly anon
>>77937414
Feel like right is a man but that face is robut enough that no care
>>77937432
her face is weirdly cute while also looking a bit like a neanderthal
>>77937426
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE HARLAN ALIVE
>>77937444
dubs and it gets lost in the mail
>>77937255
was 29 yesterday.
>>77937376
bet you make really shit posts about communism, jeremy corbyn, and other bent stuff
>>77937444
>>77937472
dubs and its been sent by mistake
>>77937472
post fucking machines
https://open.spotify.com/track/49eAIPivcw5idA57ZWnp5h
>>77937481
happy birthday lad
>>77937483
some gay stuff, some anime, mainly barbara palvin these days
>>77937376
turned 18 in may sweetie
>>77937458
Im just on untold levels of irony
>>77937484
>>77937472
I'm going to school
>>77937458
im more concerned that you're wasting your youth here. I've had my fun mate. Why are you here?
>>77937530
bit gai
>>77937530
>getting birthday letters from politicians
jog on billionaire
>>77937530
are you hot
>>77937481
happy birthday mate, hope you had a good day.
>>77937519
queer
>>77937530
what a nonce
>>77937469
dunno what youre on about
>>77937562
jog on
>>77937458
What happens if I'm the one posting them?
>>77937519
bent mong
>>77937556
turn a few heads here and there x
>>77937530
Alri posho cunt
>>77937590
>>77937562
should have clarified it was ironic gayposting, the type that really grinds everyone
>>77937458
i mean I'm 21 but I don't see myself leaving this site in the future
what else am i gonna do
>>77937458
as you get older you'll realise that a consistent source of conversation with no obligation or personal investment is really nice to have. theres no reason to avoid visiting, it just happens naturally, then eventually you feel like coming back and nobody realises you left
>>77937595
in disgust i assume hahah x
>>77937555
>>77937611
I'm a proud member of the upper middle class you grim little runts
Find it quite dire that you speak to your betters without being spoken to first, reckon a few days in the dungeon will do you well
>>77937642
>then eventually you feel like coming back and nobody realises you left
take up a trip then
are you literally 29 or 30 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 30's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Trips and Oxford also sends me an acceptance letter
>>77937624
this. if i haven't lost interest in the site over the last 4ish years, i probably never will
>>77937661
>it gives me the fear to be honest.
don't rate this gimmick
>>77937666
Thanks for scamming me of my future.
>>77937624
After you've been here a couple of years you'll be completely unable to use forums. Can't even fathom signing up, picking a name, a signature and a picture and then having to be extra careful about everything I type.
>>77937614
It would be really easy to go to /r9k/ and post about having a girlfriend, or go to /pol/ to say how much I love Jews. And they would say all the things I expect them to say, probably appear angry... And then what? A bit, shall we say, childish, no? The sort of behaviour you might expect from a teenager who still has a bit of a playground mentality?
Food for thought.
Disclaimer: Bent posting doesn't anger me, but derailing threads by being le ebin trole, and provoking predictable reactions for the sake of it does ruin the comfy. I usually fuck off for an hour and play vidya or something