Inmu edition
yuzu
u
z
u
barbara
any cute boys in?
>>77930928
>>77930963
nonce twat
First for Based Drogon fucking everyone's shit up
not being funny but if a great white shark had the minerals to bring some aggro to me he'd be sent packing in a matter of seconds, no qualms.
My rotator cuff can generate enough force to rival CERN's large hadron collider. One punch and I can send any shark back to jurassic era, you'll be seeing the cunt swimming about in a daze on re-runs of Walking With Dinosaurs.
If this fat pile of shite floated his 12ft blubbery arse within a 30 mile radius of me and my surfboard I'd turn him into shark fin soup with so much as a slap. I've got elbows like a V2 rocket. If by the grace of God the jumped up glorified tuna wakes up from his 40 year fist-induced coma he'll wish he'd been culled by the Australian Port Authority. Only blood he'll be smelling is the one entering his internal organs when I punch his nose back into his stomach.
woah dude my ping!
>>77930974
she's 23
Pay up piggies
>>77930976
>>77930963
how many times until you get the point
>wish i were from bristol
were his first words after a frontal lobotomy
>>77930963
What is it about virgins that gets them so excited about subpar alien looking chinks to the point that they feel the need to post their favourite aliens in every thread as if anyone except them cares
Suck a shit out of my arsehole, lads
in case you didn't see very hihg speed barbie
bing bing bong bong bing bing bing
>a 'posh' version of a classic
>>77930989
I'm 21 :O :)
love david cameron
hate boris johnson
>>77930928
Excellent edition to be ech
>>77930999
to make you mad :^)
hmmmmmm i wonder why brit is so great right now
oh that's right all the north americans are sleeping
genuinely don't mind bobs posting
>>77931021
bebs?
>>77931009
im 23
im a leg man
>>77931018
>heheh u mad?
grow up
love tony
hate jeremy
cool britannia will rise again
>>77931018
not working very well then is it
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>>77931021
at least she is hot unlike most of the sorry specimens that are spammed endlessly in this hellhole
Barbara Palvin's 23
https://vimeo.com/44024588
good tune
>>77931040
she has cute legs
>>77931043
absolutely SEETHING. take a chill pill lmao
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
HANDS
BLABS
>>77931045
barbara palvin's got one arm
>>77931097
*mashes the janny button*
harrumpf resignation soon
>>77931063
this is a three metre great white eaten by a bigger great white
Okay I get Bampa being a Welsh word, but today I found out that scram, that is, as in a scratch is too. The English cunt had no clue what I was saying.
This was my biggest revelation since I found out mad doesn't mean mentally ill to the yanks.
>>77931097
CONDUCTOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4JGoAHgtY
choon
THE HAND SPEAKS
THE HAND OF A GOVERNMENT MAN
>>77931127
lol was he alright
>>77931127
that's what the media told you, in reality it was me delivering a stern uppercut
http://www.strawpoll.me/13621804
http://www.strawpoll.me/13621804
http://www.strawpoll.me/13621804
important poll regarding drumpf
WELL I'M A TUMBLER
BORN UNDER PUNCHES
>>77931031
said Burbs la xxx
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/893413837726154752
>>77931097
dont post this ;^((((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oK3NQvS08Y
choon
love the gypsies I do
fuark
BWEBS
>>77931176
ah yes paranoid schizophrenia
I'M SO THIN
>"sharks dont even like human meat, they just test bite you"
as yes, that makes getting bitten so much more bearable
>>77931179
utterly baffled by this image
>>77931168
where is "gets his second term"
>>77931216
bmi?
>>77931213
>>77931174
good lads
>>77931216
I TRY TO FLY BUT I CAN'T EVEN SWIM
waifuposting's the sole reason i turned images off
>>77931218
the chance of a shark attacking you is so low that you're more likely to win the lottery
or something
>>77930940
>Trump is so much worse
I think Hillary would've been worse. Trump is a massive arse, and a buffoon. He seems immature as fuck as well. But Hillary is sinister, fully evil. She also had the lying media fully behind her (so she - and they - would be virtually unaccountable), and she effectively works for the Saudis. Her closest aide Huma Abedin is a card carrying muslim. Hillary literally said she thought maybe some people (political opponents) should be put in camps. It's pretty obvious she's had multiple people assassinated, her campaign advisor is a pedophile, and she actually DID try to rig the election in multiple different ways (including getting Trump nominated for the GOP). I also think emboldening the SJW mob with any victory like that would be a catastrophe.
Trump is the lesser of two evils. And from my point of view, FAR more entertaining, both for the comically hysterical tears of his opponents, and for his bizarre tweets and general goofing around.
>>77931232
talking about his first and only term sweaty
ALL I WANT
IS TO BREATHE
>>77931229
she doesnt model topless and the magazine wasnt supposed to release them
*stabs you*
oh woah hold on haha don't worry mate, I'm not actually trying to butcher you, that's just how I show curiosity haha calm down
>>77931213
shes far far far too generic looking you could have picked her out of any several hundred thousand, if not millions, of identical clones
some posts are giving me the fear, not even cracking a chucle
>>77931255
IM ON TUMBLR
>>77931250
don't care fuck off
>>>/int/cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqktAM3m3Xs
>>77931250
so much fake news crammed into just one post
WON'T YOU BREATHE
WITH ME
peng ting called barbie
>>77931261
so who is she telling? the magazine?
>>77931250
not a fucking word
Having a shot
>>77931250
agreed with all of this
hillary defenders/sympathisers are being willfully ignorant, or are lying right to your face about how horrible she is
FIND A LITTLE SPACE
SO WE MOVE IN BETWEEN
>>77931282
my bmi is 16
no proof tho
>>77931285
so you know, song lyric posts in caps are without fail very cringy and uncomfortable to look at
>>77931301
apparently someone at the magazine released them and this is just someone on twitter who posted them and didnt know
Hello everyone and welcome ... welcome to
*lively music starts playing and spotlights swing all over the place*
THE VERY FIRST /brit/ TALENT CONTEST! ! ! ! ! !!!
The anon who demonstrates the most impressive talent by the end of the thread will earn one(1) 200x200px portrait! ! ! ! ! !!!
fake news
baked jews
pick one
I wanted Jeb to win
he seemed like a good egg
>>77931336
that's instagram DMs but I see
AND KEEP ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOURSELF
cringe
egg
spunk
will pick naked views
>>77931338
*farts the opening bars of beethoven's 5th*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHitYjy1a8
>>77931349
seriously?
>>77931338
Watch this
*spreads*
meat pie
peng ting look like she from france
come jump in my 66 plate Audi A3 on finance
DON'T YOU MISS IT, DON'T YOU MISS IT
SOME OF YOU PEOPLE JUST ABOUT MISSED IT
18 and an ugly fat virgin pls halp
>>77931350
oh right
yea apparently this sometimes happens where some scumbag at a magazine manages to sneak them out
fucking hell the quality of posting this morning is really expanding my mind, i feel like i've just done 1 gram of DMT
a disco choone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE
>>77931370
not a bad choon
>>77931376
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>77931396
dw youll be 25 before you know it
>>77931376
is this what gay sex looks like?
I wanted rand paul to win, or ted cruz failing that
naturally the yanks let me down as always
>>77931399
You don't "do" DMT.
DMT does you.
LAST TIME TO MAKE PLANS
is that aussie about who posted that sexy song a few weeks back
He says "this horrible thing is what about 95% of British people grow up with." Is that true?
>>77931376
just got fired. thanks
poo egg
anime
>>77931417
yes
>>77931421
dude the aliens
>>77931425
Why is he bullying that lettuce?
>>77931440
cum
WELL I'M A TUMBLER
I'M A GOVERNMENT MAN
Watching a bit of Rome x
>>77931442
how would you know unless you were gay?
>>77931399
reckon it's cos of barbposting
>>77931425
that shitty salad? yeah, especially in school dinners
things have probably got better since that was recorded ages ago though
>>77931396
you can sort out being fat, then you'll just be ugly
which isnt great but it's better than being fat and ugly for sure
Going to the food mart to get some german sausage and then I've to ring the panel beater
>>>/r9k/38832709
jesus CHRIST
tell me about princess diana
>>77931425
HATE this cuck
>>77931442
I-I read about it somewhere
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE that BEFORE
>>77931456
good series
>>77931450
dont post cum
>>77931471
dire, grim, absolute state etc
>>77931425
do like a bit of Jamie At Home, me
>>77931425
was that supposed to look appealing?
>>77931127
it's amazing how precise the bite marks are, as if parts were carved out of the sharks
>>77931425
jamie oliver is a prat
FALLING BODIES TUMBLE CROSS THE FLOOR
cant not think of beavis and butthead when hearing this chune
OwO ch-cheeky spliffu?? Ikimaaaasu X333
>>77931425
I used to make mummy leave tomatoes out of everything
quite interested in how the use of psychedelic substances has shaped human civilisations throughout history
why are commies called Tankies?
they're bullying kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YirehcKwXi0
>>77931425
No, that would actually be fairly healthy. 95% of British people grow up on fish fingers and Findus crispy pancakes, with boiled peas and carrots (or baked beans) and chips.
(cont. in desc.)
>>77931504
doubt it or he wouldnt have thrown it in the bin
Ever notice that Tim is actually a cunt? He's mentally ill now, and is unable to keep a handle on his cuntyness. You can tell he was a cunt long before he was mentally ill, though. He has a real air of arrogance and superiority about him, he constantly complains about other peoples behavior, complains about his neighbors, yet he lives in a small flat and plays electric guitar on an amp, literally has a fucking piano, sings in his tone deaf voice, every single day. wanders about with his shirt of, pregnant with his food baby, giving a running commentary spouting his opinions, has literally zero patience for anything at all
>>77931518
FOR FUCKS SAKE. MEANT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-lbIfaqm0U
>>77931504
Think it was meant to look shit as an example of a crap salad
someone recommend me some techno-classical music
going to have a shower i am quiet in need of one
>>77931550
>Ever notice that Tim is actually a cunt?
I've been saying that he's a dumb knobhead for ages now
any barb man in
>>77931561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMpNKHbaHo
>>77931534
DONT FORGET TURKEY TWIZZLERS
TURKEY
TWIZZLERS
Got hemophilia, love heeming
>>77931577
where are you getting these from
>>77931471
tell me about anon, why does he wear the mask?
>>77931561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl48Bl6kQRQ
>>77931534
What's wrong with fish fingers
literally never touched a turkey twizzler
always thought they looked disgusting
>>77931578
not what i was looking for but a good shout regardless
TURKEY TWIZZLERS SUNNY DELIGHT PINK SLIME FUCK JAMIE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>77931604
probably /gif/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaZnIr-faM
hope you lads haven't forgotten the bush years, lefties have always been insufferable little runts
>>77931573
he's not dumb. he's actually very intelligent, which makes him more of a cunt.
>>77931550
I CAN'T PRACTICE WITH THE DAMPENER ON BECAUSE THEN IT WON'T SOUND LIKE A REAL PIANO
>proceeds to mash his hands on the piano
hate jamie oliver the bumder
hate celebrities that talk about things they don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq_xe23CNls
sing it again tim
>>77931640
>he's not dumb. he's actually very intelligent
no he thinks he's smart, but he isn't
he claimed to have worked in IT for 20 years and yet he can't figure out what's wrong with his laptop
he's a delusional paranoid idiot
Turkey twizzlers OR dinosaurs, potato faces OR grids and spaghetti hoops
Absolute classinc
>>77931608
yeah this is nice
>student hours /brit/
Not keen.
>>77931550
unfounded feelings of superiority, etc, "get me away from these non-people" are common traits of manic depression and schizo
>>77931368
*howls of laughter*
*roaring applause*
THANK YOU CONTESTANT THAN YOU, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL POO-CUSSION!
*howling laughter*
ALRIGHT, NEXT CONTESTANT!
>>77931561
stockhausen
>>77931611
found out a couple years ago that fish don't actually have fingers, haven't trusted them since
>he's not dumb. he's actually very intelligent
jamie oliver is a nonce who kisses his kids on the lips
new watch just arrived
>>77931604
>>77931628
nah either finding clips and converting them to webm or the ol' 'ddit
never seen before webms though it's a /brit/ exclusive
no point in red/blue boards with waifumongs everywhere
fucking despise them
just necked a litre of deuterium oxide lads. goodbye forever.
>>77929588
>>77929588
my my, bindi sure has grown...
>>77931727
they are just lonely
stop bullying tim
>>77931712
>nude pic, no sexy swimsuit to rely on
>make her hair look like absolute wank
what did they mean by this
>>77931684
*tells you to fuck off live on air*
I'm on a wank deficit ffs
Fuck off, British scum.
one of the thing they do is called anal licking where a man's anus is licked like this by the other person
like ice cream
and then what happen even poo poo comes out
and then they eat the poo poo
>>77931784
>>77931784
shit off you greasy fucking rat before i slap your mother for giving birth to you
*batters a lettuce, chucks bits of cucumber around the kitchen (some on a plate), carves up a tomato like a halloween pumpkin*
"This is what basically all of Britain's children are force fed. Disgusting."
*throws it in the bin*
"So, what I'm going to do today..."
*uncorks a glistening bottle of jamie olive oil's extra virgin olive oil*
>>77931788
I remember that video
a Dune miniseries would work far better than a film.
/opinion
america must have had so much fucking cash and power at the beginning of ww2. got their war machine running so fucking quick.
>>77931816
they already made it you mong
> British TV series
Lol
>>77931748
no they just want to stick their cheesy piddly dicks into a wet hole
>>77931806
the virgin olive oil
>>77931837
name some iconic, globally recognise spanish TV shows
>>77931838
we all do this
>>>/r9k/38832709
>>77931837
>>77931828
we kick ass
>>77931828
had even more after.
>>77931836
I meant for the upcoming Dune film by Villenueve
>>77931854
El chavo del 8.
>>77931871
literally what
BRITS OUT
>>77931828
they would've been even richer if we didnt cause the great depression lol
Have heemophilia and runtophobia.
Good combo.
>>77931856
>we had a cat a long time ago but it died so I took it's litterbox
>these bland """"troll"""" posts get (You)
its disappointing /brit/
currently experiencing a great depression haha x
>>77931908
are you referring to the spaniard
>>77931854
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ministerio_del_Tiempo
> As of December 2016 the format has also been sold to China, with negotiations mentioned for Germany, France, Italy and US.
mdma cured my depression
>>77931881
>we
i didnt do shit mate
why did everyone stop posting
>>77931878
Don't worry mate, your country's too cold and expensive for the lads and lasses to get drunk and rowdy. You should see what we get up to in Spain though, once the cheap fags and booze has been flowing for 8 hours and the lasses are showing off their tummies in their skimpy bikinis... Hide your patio furniture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
all time classic
adam had'em
jenkem cured my depression
>>77931878
what the other guy said, you probably get the nice tourists?
>>77931961
I'm posting as fast as I can boss.
>>77931869
oh i didnt know they were making another one
well i prefer a movie cause the first and second dune are the most boring ones
right
*slaps a piece of steak on the counter*
see that
*turns it over*
now this
*regards it from afar*
this is what I'm talking about
*runs a finger over it*
that right there
*prods it and leaves a dent*
that's flavour
*gives it a slap*
that's what we want
*grabs a pan and sticks on a hob*
right, get that on
*turns hob on*
medium heat
salt
*chucks a handful of salt at the steak from an arm's distance*
pepper
*drops two halves of a peppercorn from between pinched fingers*
now just a bit
*lugs a barrel on the side of the counter*
*echoey sloshing comes from within*
of good quality, olive oil
*tips the barrel over onto its side*
*the deluge of oil washes the steak clean off the counter*
*it continues to pour out in heavy, violent glugs, coating the entire set*
*camera tripod falls over and goes to static*
>>77931951
never heard of it 2bh
i was going to give you guillermo del toro but i found out he's actually mexican lol
>>77931962
Bunch of people desu
>>77931964
anyone got the link for the one when he flinches and thinks the dpd driver is trying to hit him?
>>77931877
you're being pretty retarded mate. there are lots of spanish tv shows that are poplullar in spanish speaking countries across the world. naturally they will not be popular here, because they are in spanish, and no english people speak spanish. there's lots of really good spanish and south american films.
Help me lads
barbara cured my depression
>>77931991
how do you even say that fuckin name
jamiroquai cured my depresion
>>77931981
>>77931990
hola beto how is ur holiday
memes aside i am aware of that
>>77931991
u give succ
>>77932025
twee
>beto
>turdpebble
>>77931991
succi fucci long time?
>>77931964
jesus fucking christ how many handwashes does he need
>>77932028
good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
Avg age 65
Oh fuck off, you entitled fucking cunts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40824357
>>77932059
there's a mexican who posts here and we call him beto, are spaniards not called beto?
business idea
a porno called wankenstein 3D
the D is for dicks
steaming some eggs
>>77932064
>Los Angeles
>New Mexico
>>77932083
said it before and I'll say it again
don't trust anyone who talks for a living
>>77932079
exactly, can't imagine they'll be getting boozed up and chundering all over reykjavik
>>77932085
No, maybe Berto (short name of Alberto).
>>77932083
they're mugs, the reason that blokes are paid more is because they actively seek it
Not a bad view desu
>>77932083
it's only going to get worse, the world is a fucking joke
my british wife left me
>>77932123
TIL
>>77932130
>iceland
>no ice
>>77932137
owned
>>77932137
for a...?
>>77932084
>>77932137
just in time for 3.0
accidentally formatted my tails usb
haven't worn underwear all week
very freeing
underwear is a scam
post ur age or ur mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>77932175
alri dark net drug lord
>>77932083
>class
what? do you put your class-belonging in your application?
Is it me or do brits generally seem so naive and dimwitted. I always get that sense when reading twitter posts, it's so cute but enraging
>>77932180
what people post on 4chan actually has no bearing on who lives and dies
25
>>77932145
I blame brexit
>>77932164
not sure yet
>>77931991
you are in vietnam as a 1st world white expat...
literally just hey how's it going then ask her to show you round or some shit
Someone post the facebook post of the woman defending rotherham rapes
This is the average British women
she wants a lad from lancaster
>>77932242
>expat
there's that word again
>>77932211
hate nearly everyone on social media
Want a chubby gf, as long as she's not smelly
>>77932270
dough point exit case sun
>>77932180
i lie about literally everything on here all the time
nothing i say is true
>>77932270
swipe down >:0
>>77932211
Yanks are worse
>ex gf got fat
>posts on facebook how she only likes blacks now
hmmm
>>77932247
>This is the average British women
nah
most british women hate that sort of thing
>>77932242
>>77932252
URMM
white people can't be immigrants sweaty :) x
>>77932270
need you out of business sunshine. very poorly done.
the 'rb
dont know about you but i'd be terrified of tim
any moment know you think he's gone come at you with a knife and kill you
>>77932297
Hooked up with this black girl a couple times but she posts about being a lesbian all the time
Reckon it's an attention thing
>>77931665
He has a phusics degree from america
Whats the deal with the fladgates malarkey
what will all these millenial neets do when their parents are dead? will there be a mass suicide? sad thing is you'd probably hear nothing about it in any papers because nobody would miss them outside of the internet