Typical day in the Philippines

>>77930608
10/10

Also forgot
>Karaoke always heard in the distance

>>77930656
pretty endearing to be honest
Philippines are the true pinnacle of a modern multicultural society

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You forgot shot by the cops and tawas left on your body as part of Project Double Barrel Reloaded.

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>>77930608
>be american
>get shot

>>77930608
Living as an Aids ridden naked disgusting person in the middle of this slum jungle and being opportunistic about food is the thinking man's life.

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>>77930882
>be Thai

I've been to the Philippines maybe a dozen times. Never ever walk in metro Manila. You will get robbed. Whenever I went to Manila I would only from my hotel to my car (with a driver) to my meetings and then turnaround and go back to my hotel. Outside Manila though Philippines is pretty nice.

>>77930959
op here
Spent 3 weeks there
absolute shithole

>>77930959
poor shits from the provinces coming into the capital thinking they'd be rich.

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>>77930952
>be american
>shart in mart

>>77930984
What were you doing for three weeks? I always made it a point to stay no longer than three days.

>>77931035
I'm half flip and saw my relatives for the first time
Literally all we did was go to the mall every other day because its the only nice places in the country

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>>77931017
>be Thai

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>>77931156
not an argument amerilard

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>>77931366
>implying anything needs to be said about Thailand

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>>77931416
>be american
>drafted into fighting in the vietnam because muh freedumbs muh communism
>get shit on by riceniggers
>come home to wife
>wife left for jamal
>cousin got shot by a dindu
>cousin cant pay 300k usd hospital bill
>now in debt like a good goy
>go home
>get shot by police officers

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>>77931606
>BE THAI

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>>77930952
>>77931156
>>77931416
>>77931606
is this really all the banter americans have?

>>77932014
Don't you have some child prostitutes to attend to, Aat?

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>>77932014
>

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>>77932193
that's more like it my obese friend