Jeryboree edition.
Posting here
love me a bit of the ol' rick & m
thainonce in?
egg
sue
haha
nerds
dear diary
egg
p.s egg
rick and morty is overrated but a good show
the memes are especially unfunny
cute boyz
>>77925432
never seen it but 4chow has assured me it is reddit and so i shan't be watching it even if it's really good
>>77925418
Ded
what's your favorite nirvana song?
never gonna kiss a girl
never gonna have sex
never gonna get married
never gonna have children
will die alone
simple as
>>77925418
Deceased
you all have loved ones that you can watch die again
keep
summer
safe
>tfw you live in the era where no new fun affordable sports cars are made
>>77925454
don't rate nirvana, simple as
>>77925397
>there should be a sugar tax.
Nah. Shouldn't be a smoking tax either. The NHS should just only give treatment to those who will diet/give up smoking. You see so many fatties going into hospital for lypo suction, stomach surgeries, hip replacements, and then they just go home and eat KFC again. that's the problem, there's no incentive for people to change when they know they can keep getting treatment for free
>>77925457
you can do it man
>>77925418
think the nonce police have finally caught up with him
just found out what happened to the nonce
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/07/18/suspected-alphabay-founder-dies-in-bangkok-jail-while-online-black-market-remains-closed/
>>77925463
he has that hair and he takes steroids
>>77925454
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
You Know You're Right
The Man Who Sold The World
Smells Like Teen Spirit
>>77925418
he got done for calling the thai king a bender
reckon once all the proceedings are done he'll be in front of a firing squad within eight weeks
ah, taxation
a kind of theft indeed
>>77925454
the man who sold the world. not their song but i actually prefer it to the original. not a massive bowie fan.
>>77925418
Vapourised. Blown out to sea.
>>77925465
bullshit atleast make it even stevens i've already rated Men at Work
>>77925478
im still alive lad
>>77925492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
prefer midge ure myself x
>>77925467
welll...there should be a surcharge if they don't alter behaviour, I agree.
Happy for them to tax refined sugar like they do alcohol, they're both literal poisons from a metabolic perspective.
>>77925467
those people have been told of the effects of their lifestyle, both smoking and being fat. they don't give a fuck. I would like a system where people who've gone directly against doctors advice for 40+ years and fucked themselves entirely aren't treated, but it opens too many doors with discriminations.
tax sugar and watch fatties kick off that they're paying for the inevitable foot amputation.
never really cared for nirvana
>>77925454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7Kdxf8CkA
need an icelandic bf
>>77925454
Alice in Chains were better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXYz0gtJeM
>>77925515
They're shit like all of grunge
>>77925505
not a fan. 80's is my least favourite music decade
>>77925542
grim
>>77925517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEsOww93NM0
>>77925525
hehe
i had to watch that in 9th and 10th grade
off to work lads
best bowie was tin machine
>>77925559
bowie was never good
>>77925558
Have to work Saturday and Sunday.
Twist: I'm covering for a guy who's going to be going on a weekend trip with my oneitis
>>77925565
was fishing for (you)s anyway
the GOAT british song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo
>was fishing for (you)s anyway
on the bus lads
>>77925543
it's not without merit. that whole early early use of electronic noises was shit though. here is one of the better examples of it, i'm sill not a fan of that sound in general though desu. i think the 80's was an experiment, much of it went very poorly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs
started taking antidepressants lads
feel quite sick atm
>>77925592
Have never seen you do a good hatpost
>>77925606
>>77925606
any fit lasses on it?
>>77925542
do you like retro wave though?
https://youtu.be/qApOLaLYZb0?t=26m12s
working 1 to 9 is the absolute fucking worst
ethical dilemma
cleaner has turned up and say the usual lads bugger off when he arrives
but i dunno if he's just looking for some alone time in the office to do something naughty
rule 1 of security is never assume the staff are kosher
>>77925615
How do you know which ones are mine?
>>77925592
we'rd looking guy but I do like his beer welly glass tbph
>>77925606
me too laddie
>>77925627
Because they're always shit/inappropriate
>>77925625
i work 7 to 7 asshole, fuck your shit
might get some 95s
thoughts?
>>77925645
don't know what that means
>>77925635
Naw you're shit/inappropriate
>>77925645
hello nigger
>>77925650
air max 95s
ITS MY LIFE DON'T YOU FORGET
>>77925618
don't understand this post
would you rather live with an american or have an american live with you?
yeah mate just copped these no regrets
>>77925581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQH1i_zZ-_M
how do you know if you have a hernia?
>>77925686
womens
Rumors of my demise/incarceration have been greatly exaggerated.
>>77925623
not that much
ghetto funk, retro glitch etc better. skip 10 1.10 if you have ADD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vwsWjVd1eU
>>77925679
why does my tea have loads of bubbles in it
gone off the deep end lads
>>77925699
is google broken?
>>77925718
it's sprite
>>77925710
1:10*
>>77925718
Are you drinking bubble tea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m9n_U8T8Y8
>>77925721
ahhaaha I am 7 weeks sober and I just bought 2 six packs
>>77925721
>1.27MB
fucking hell mate you don't need to go overboard, leave some bandwidth for everyone else
he's here
>>77925742
Mirin dem forearms
>the noncing hour is upon us
i'm off lads. back when he leaves x
up t' bloody tree
>>77925742
>Using kasikorn bank
do not know why i still come to this site
the cognitive dissonance is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_V92TCThHc
I quite like this song and would appreciate if you gave me your honest opinion on it
>>77925757
>>77925737
fuck off gook
>>77925770
hate black tunes
>>77925771
ไà¸à¹‰à¸à¹‰à¸§à¸™
>>77925726
don't think so
>>77925784
>it ain't me intensifies
>>77925780
So this kind of tune is not your kind of tune?
>>77925770
missed you cool icelad
>>77925770
really really bad. cant believe iceland has a fucking R&B scene.
>>77925790
that is correct
considering ordering a pizza tonight lads
eradicate all gooks from /brit/. no more political correctness
>>77925792
>missed you cool icelad
wew never expected to hear that
>he's here
>>77925790
be yourself
>>77925807
if all yanks were asian then /brit/ would be a better place
BOOM
BIG REVEAL
recommend me some new wave/post punk lads
scrambled eggies for brekkie I think hehe
*waddles off*
>>77925817
*stares and smiles at you*
>>77925793
bruh
that's the album of the year in iceland
>>77925820
post cara
australian points
>>77925820
https://youtu.be/rzJ21OpFnZ0
just shart in my local mart
>>77925830
goddamn this sucks. i thought iceland was white.
>>77925813
any runts in
>>77925844
isn't this the band with the tranny
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTYYYYY
Brexit is a nightmare the British populace cannot wake up from without a political revolution; something the fat cats and the party bosses fear even more than the untimely demise of their precious capital gained with the blood and tears of the starving masses assembled outside the gates of the foodbanks and homeless shelters across the country
>>77925820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3CpzIXkRSg
>>77925830
abysmal
>>77925872
*holds up spork*
HEHEHEHEH
I AM GOING TO SPORK YOU
>>77925865
ye. quite like them desu
anyone remember the pickle rick meme
>>77925844
it eh, it works
reckon kurt hated his life
>>77925856
Aron Can is absolutely baller tho, playing clubs with a 20yo age limits when he was 16
Fun fact: icemanlet is about the same height as him
dinkum crikey wallaby mate
don't understand sweary old men
just chill out haha
f1 belongs to britain
>>77925899
weird vowels and voluntary repatriation haha
genuinely think less of people who enjoy rap, rnb or hip hop music
>>77925877
read every word of this countless times and it still never gets old
>>77925899
I had some danes try to speak danish too me yesterday and they were quite shocked when I didn't understand
saw a landrover with an icelandic number plate yesterday
>>77925925
are your parents cousins?
>>77925925
hvað eru þau að tala um haha
>>77925935
my lad is a complete land rover wanker goes to the uk every summer to buy parts and shit with his dad
what year would you guess it was
three of our trolleys are broken so the supervisor told us to use one of them (which was supposed to be fixed two months ago) despite knowing full well we're endangering the public
I am posting this here to notify the police that I am currently being forced AGAINST my will to potentially be an accessory to serious injury or murder of a member of the public
>>77925820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGMDBppWBOo
>>77925896
stop this jive talk at once snow negro. iceland is white mans country, you have an obligation to preserve the white race.
>>77925950
2017 you melon, he said yesterday
>>77925940
No, are your parents born outside denmark?
>>77925953
HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
Ah yes, women's football.
Anyone really give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-pyw0xNUg
What a sunny good day this is!
Happy sunny good day to every one!
>>77925956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY
>>77925973
about as much as i give a shit about men's football
>>77925942
Flott Ãslenska sjómli
>>77925964
Sorry lad don't read every post in /brit/
shit general
sage
Theresa May
Strong and stable
removed police
where she was able.
Theresa May
attends to brexit
but calls an election
which comes and wrecks it.
Theresa May
divides british classes
rules with a mandate
opposed by the masses.
Theresa May
police states adore
her internet policy
1984.
Theresa May
full of ambition
sells weapons to Saudis
on a "diplomatic" mission.
Theresa May
"no magic money tree"
with foodbanks available
nurses eat for free!
Theresa May
strong and stable
austerity steals
from the childrens table.
Theresa May
"Elect Me!"
founds a government
with the DUP.
>>77925977
who is this korean man
>>77925992
awful
wind your neck in
*attaches fishing reel to my neck*
*starts winding it in*
it's my life
it never ends
>>77925992
rate this post
>>77926019
great another grenfell tower
>>77926045
baffling
>>77925979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaFNjY8UPOo
>>77926039
Has it even started?
>>77926001
Whatch all my videos and maybe you will find out.
>>77926061
NICE
here is boston punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v0bqZsoIOw
>>77926068
today is the first day of the rest of your life
had THREE pints and I feel rough, might just not bother anymore
>>77926052
his silly antics caused another devastating fire which cost the lives of hundreds of middle easterners and it's a tragedy
>>77926085
*tattoos carpe diem on his forearm*
got downvoted on the leftypol subreddit again
>Trump at golf: He is well known for regularly driving his cart onto the green and even the tee box and "will sometimes respond to a shot he duffed by simply playing a second ball and carrying on as if the first shot never happened".
president toilet bog fart
theresa may resign
>>77926111
yeah that was me x
>>77925956
>big black
>Israeli flag
Am on to you and your tricks, schlomo
>>77926113
south korea will burn for this
>>77926079
Saved bro ty
titresa gay
>>77926112
where do you europeans read all this nonsense
it's literally fake news
theresa may save south korea
>>77926134
there's some good stuff on that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ6FjUeQ5Zc
Fuck Israel
>>77926176
from the huffington post which i respect the most
>>77926176
golf.com
thelana del may
oi you limeys
everyone better cough up $1.05
freedom ain't free
>>77926176
FORE!chan
Bf's going to work.
hello lads
Tetris bane
don't care
intend to visit the united states and not pay a single tip while I'm there
cannot stand poor people
>>77926125
I heard Big Black with Fugazi and Nine Inch Nails long before memes and cucks and the (((agenda))).
There is an agenda
not a fan
simple as
end of
farty ass piss shitty twat cunty fuck
why aren't there good Indian pornstars?
Forgot what time I was supposed to leave the house for work so now I'm shelling out for a taxi. Sick of my life. I'm sure I'm turning into a retard.
>>77926246
a grown man posted this
>>77926237
good lad
>>77926253
priya and preeti
>>77926257
i started this meme
any fashy lads in?
have a 3 day weekend lads
>>77926259
They're as English as Theresa May or the Queen.
It's Saturday Eve lads!
Imagine being anglo
>>77926257
slimy cunt. mucky twat. pissy prick
>>77926224
I want to kiss your pink soft lips, taste your expert tongue and pass my fingers through your thin blond hair. Your pale white skin begs for me to caress it and give it a thousand kisses. I love you reviewbrah, I want you, I want your soft and warm skin against mine, I want to bury my face in your neck and get drunk of your perfume. I want to cum inside you while drowning the cool blue pool of your eyes, swimming ever deeper towards the essence of your soul.
Am not gay, just in love with a beautiful boy.
>>77926290
nope
>>77926242
The agenda is as old as your wretched people.
are we still posting songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OeoVkTDLM
>>77925956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOa0ayFEVcg
>>77926290
please unsubscribe from my channel
are you into sing
Get yer dick out Jeffrey
>>77926327
It's only banter haha
>>77926323
SIING TO MEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qZ2eKWS-w
>>77926302
Don't wanna rp cunts.
just made myself a big pile of scrambled eggies hehe
boom big reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL0O8UC72O4
I think I'd like to turn into a Buddheo-Christian.
>>77926317
It would kill me. I love you.
>>77926393
>23:57
pass
want to suck a cock and have it orgasm into my warm mouth and hear him moan in ecstasy
>>77926316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zue6r1Hi-EI
>>77926317
Are you really Reviewbrah? Listen, if you come to Toronto, I have a friend of mine who would be very interested in meeting you *wink wink*
>>77926413
hot
>>77926176
did drumpfkin get his feelings hurt
>>77926411
lift weights
just trimmed the 'ubes for hygienic reasons
>>77926427
>implying a tabloid opinion outlet whose source is a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who said x thing about trump could ever possibly hurt my feelings
>The special counsel investigating claims of Russian meddling in the US election has begun using a grand jury in Washington, reports say.
screeching
>>77926498
In love with a boy, lads. And there's nothing wrong with it.
love this one yank who defends bog fart to the hilt 24/7
>>77926498
What is with this shite anyway? If Russia did (they didn't) interfere then will Trump be dropped as president and a re-election forced? Probably not. Like brexit, niggas just need to get over it. It happened. Deal with it and stop whining like wee bufty cunts.
DOCTORS LEAVING FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Nsy4h8rD4
only post here when im hungover
poosident toilet bog fart
conman ploompf is not my president
>>77926508
Except you being a complete poof and bringing shame to your dad. (If you're from a single mother home then ignore that, you were destined to be a poof.)
>>77926508
did you hold his hand yet
>>77926393
has anyone conclusively answered how old reviewbrah is? I'm guessing 18-20
>>77926516
well, if drumpf colluded with russian intelligence to influence the election in return for explicit or implied favours after winning he would be guilty of treason and would be impeached or would have to resign
it's very serious which is why it's important to wait for the special prosecutor to get to the bottom of it and see whether or not they did collude
does anyone actually read this weirdo swede's posts? I see his flag in here quite a lot but my subconcious just scrolls past everything he says
Now this one really made me think
I wish I could have british semen on my toast
>>77926532
That's because you're a Brit ya goon. May our 'president'.
>>77926532
1776 motherfucker
>>77926545
he's a timelord
>>77926547
thinking about doing a poo
>>77926547
Gonna save you billions right now and tell you a secret. (They didn't).
Is this thing on BBC Breakfast a tranny?
>>77926576
is google broken
unreal how thick as shit the average septic is
the entire country must be run by a 0.01% sliver of competents recruited straight from the ivies
>British taxpayer money literally paid for this video to be made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVWVBrPsTM
>>77926576
Nah, just a munter.
going to wallop cooking mong as soon as I see him
watching skins again
>>77926534
Sweden, your socialist ideals encourage and support single moms raising kids alone. ((Father)) is a social construct. Sperm and monthly cash donor for 18 years.
>>77926591
>croatian taxpayer money literally paid fo-
>>77926576
he's from middlesbrough therefore a 10/10 up there.
fucking mutant paedo cunts
>>77926576
strong smoggie jaws
The ol 'cide
the ol' 'pression
>>77926629
pesticide?
best brit girl
>>77926576
is that infamous show "kill it eat it"?
>>77926618
>-r my college education
I know right, feels great.
>>77926654
I don't understand that image, spoonfeed me
love stephen fry on qi
hate his books
what a pretentious twat with no point to make
>>77926640
the 'ssion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkAxuqrVNBM
don't like myself
>>77926679
agree with everything
>>77926604
>TFW major cities are so socialist the smaller cities get screwed over.
Not saying the smaller cities are backwards, but we still believe more in traditional values.
list of US presidents who've been impeached: Andrew Johnson(D) and Bill Clinton(D)
republicans don't get impeached. they're too good and honest for it
>>77926679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4
how does mr noseberg keep getting away with this
>>77926698
"traditional values" are a meme
business idea: from this point onward only refer to donald trump as the 'mango mong'
Stretch my arse out, lads.
>>77926682
he write something except a decent poetry textbook?
>>77926534
swede, there's more hair between my arse cheeks than on your entire body
>>77926591
enjoyed that
>>77926695
i like you
>>77926641
yes, me being the pest
>>77926682
Hate Stephen fry. He's up there with Stewart Lee as unfunny people that pseudo-intellectual wankers love to seem smart.
the so-called german would have us revert back to our primalistic ways, throwing rocks and poo at each other and drawing willies on cave walls with charcoal
>>77926704
state of yanks
>>77926675
cia company making protest videos for USA as if it was done by "protestors". the same company also gave TV equipment to ISIS which used to make high level execution produtions. the comppany was busted when it came out in CIA and State Dep reports.
https://youtu.be/Hvds2AIiWLA
>>77926703
clinton wasn't impeached
>>77926727
Stewart Lee is actually funny though
>>77926704
walmart is run by unions, a democratic pitch
>>77926705
Danes knowing shit.
Fuck off back to your woods.
>>77926720
Least I'm not a fucking manlet and my country has good like genetics (or did before we let in the wrong ones).
you know whos not funny
phil jupitus
>>77926576
nope. just a northerner.
>alri anon your job requires absolutely no communication with any other team and you know nobody else in this company, but we're still making you come on our WACKY TEAMBUILDING DAY xDDD
fucking HATE it lads
>>77926745
https://youtu.be/00eS9g6be_Y
clintons work in action. gay jew moderator. top kek.
>>77926727
>unfunny people that pseudo-intellectual wankers lov
oo this will be fun, so tell us professor which comedians do the real intellectuals enjoy and why do they enjoy those ones more?
>>77926745
>>77926772
don't see how you can call it an impeachment if he was acquitted
don't shit where you shit
>>77926763
literally a cultural import from America. fucking hate that shit. so gad i no longer work for a large company
>>77926759
And anyone who has been on mock the week, QI, HIGNFY.
I miss Mark Lemar.
>>77926759
rob brydon
>>77926727
>Stephen fry
He was funny until he got political.
Same with Eddie Izzard.
kiss of death
why do they do it
>>77926763
at least you don't have to do shit like this mate (mandatory invitation)
can't wait for scrumpf's impeachment
>>77926785
>bitching about "cultural imports" from America when Islam is running amok in your tiny ass island nation
priorities
>>77926771
They don't. Intellectual s are boring ass cunts.
>>77926789
Izzard was always political though. He just included other material.
>>77926801
grim
>>77926801
i'm going back to school and i'm terrified of ending up in a situation like this. i would either laugh or leave. i couldn't take it seriously
>>77926763
>your job requires absolutely no communication with any other team and you know nobody else in this company
how do I get this job?
>>77926789
>why do they do it
when people actually listen to what you say, actually go out of their way to hear you speak, it turns you a bit odd. All those opinions you keep to your self become something to tell people because you have already said everything else you could possibly say over and over again. boredom with their own public persona perhaps, a chance to escape repetition.
>>77926789
>He was funny until he got political.
i understand you want to support fellow jew compatriot. but steven fry was never funny. he was toilet and ironic. but funny? its like watching brick shiting raibows.
>>77926826
>Don't bother coming in on monday anon xxx
>>77926803
so if I hate Islam i should enjoy pointless American team building exercises then? seems to me I'm perfectly able to hate both.
>>77926838
fair point, but one of the two you get blown up for not supporting.
>>77926737
Alri Vladimir Hauser Ivanov
>>77926811
>Izzard was always political though.
Yes but within his comedy.
That's fine.
When he went on Question time arguing with politicians he was a drowning man.
He's a great man. I just don't respect him as much now.
just showed tim the byrne byrne to my mate lol
Does john post here at all?
>>77926844
And the other you lose your livelihood and potential future career options. maybe you should question why as soon as i mention team building exercises, you jumped to the islamification of the UK. then maybe you should question why you are so consumed with something that doesn't effect you
>past 270 posts without at least 2 new threads
Grim
>>77926877
sorry not true. stop blaming others on your own personal failures. that is if you aren't blown up in the process
>>77926844
>but one of the two you get blown up for not supporting.
wait. are you trying to joke?
--- i must note this thread is now has already 3 A.I. talking baits. leaving the thread
>>77926834
bit verbose lad
think I get you
they're bored and pick up a cause
>>77925449
>being a conformist
>not
>>>/reddit/