/brit/

shit meme, fuck off

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>tfw no deformed gf

>>77923311
no edition

>>77923311
dont get this meme

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>this is the asian century

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>brings girl back to my place
>takes her down hallway
>she sees this as my room

>>77923329
would love to kick her in the chin and crush all that popcorn bone

>>77923160
no women disgust me
not gay though

>>77923329
gross

>>77923329
such a shame. nice eyes

nothing wrong with fighting dirty if you aren't the kinda guy that goes around looking for fights

>>77923356
quintessential runt post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTYlATnHhI


Why is bullying so bad in British schools?

>>77923329
is that just bone? can they really not fix that?

why do darkies love dollar scratchers so much

was supposed to go for a run today but already took a shower so can't be bothered anymore

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/deliveroo-drivers-acid-attacks-refuse-work-north-london-safety-ubereats-a7874461.html

>London Borough of Hackney last month that saw five people injured within 90 minutes.
>A Deliveroo moped rider was among those attacked during a rampage
>Another moped rider for rival delivery company UberEats, Jabed Hussein, was also attacked that night.

Ah yes. London. They are literally doing it to fucking delivery drivers just for the sake of it. Honestly. We're so fucked. This country is absolutely fucked. All of this stuff would have been so alien to me as a child. Third world migration is literally making the whole world third world

>>77923369
its worse in yank schools

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hes been following tim since 2013, look where its gotten him

i swear watching a schizo can make you a schizo

>>77923370
I would think that whatever causes that grow would just continue to do so even if you could surgically remove it all without killing them

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>anon what are you doing sitting on your own? get up and dance with me!

>>77923329
why not get it removed

>>77923369
fucking hate to go to a yank school
can't slag anyone without fear of them going full eric harris

>>77923329
What the fuck is all that

>>77923363
t. gym runtoid

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>>77923389

>>77923389
looks like bo selecta

>>77923356
*feints a jab with left*
*throws acid on you with right*

>>77923389
I don't care what you guys say I would literally get my dick sucked by an AIDS riddled faggot than her.

>>77923389
looks so painful. is that bruising or burst blood vessels around her lips and mouth? i'm glad she seems happy enough.

business idea: everyone that bought a lottery ticket should get a split share of the prize

>>77923345
bone's typically pretty strong

>>77923369
Bullying is fun. Stop being a fucken pussyo and bully someone weaker than ya if ya getting bullied on.

>>77923389
>She can easily get sex before many britposters ever will
>Men have fucked this
>An average looking guy has probably fucked this

wew

>>77923318
shutup fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHyqs0PoBgE

>>77923395
Only in white schools. In black neighborhoods nobody shoots up the schools. They just wait until after school when you are at home to come up on you.

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>>77923389
>body, tits, eyes, forehead and hair better than my gf

>>77923389
what a scary rabbit

>>77923345
it's not bone. It's fluid and inflamed/mutated muscle mass and tissue

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>>77923369
russian schools breed crazy bitches

>>77923428
why would I go to a black school?

Ari

>>77923369
One of my friends in high school was a Scottish Chad who moved here when he was 14 and he got his ass kicked by all the minority kids when he tried to act alpha.

>>77923415
win-win lottery?

>>77923426
>fag
fuck off yank

>>77923432
why haven't they just had surgery to fix that shit? all the doc has to do is slit the entire thing open with a scalpel (without fainting from the smell) and get it all out, then cut off the extra skin and sow it all back together

it's not exactly open heart surgery

>>77923389
uh..i have to go to the toilet

I actually said this to a girl at a club once sad times she was proper peng

>>77923433
quite enjoyed this webm, cheers

kind regards

america is becoming worse the more non-white it becomes

purely a coincidence as correlation never equals causation

>>77923432
>>77923461
it's bone you mongs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherubism

>>77923461
fucking hell. you should get her doc on the line

>>77923443
Alri *nods*

>>77923443
Post

post more old school usa hip hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMVZQQBed04

>>77923467
its quite literally becoming better in every way.

its just not exponentially becoming better as fast as other countries like yours, canada, and some other countries are (not the uk lmao)

alright well im off to clock out
keep the party going without me

*swing into /brit/*
*crowd woos*
*theme song begins*

>>77923433
Hot

>>77923468
literally says its fibrous tissue

>>77923461
Keeps growing because genetic senpai
her life would be even more a misery continuous surgeries

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>sorry misery guts, you've missed your chance!

>>77923468
>which the body replaces with excessive amounts of fibrous tissue

>>77923481
not a cute rapist to be raped by, he looks ugly and with a bad haircut

might go to bed now

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>>77923467

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>>77923496

>>77923478
>>77923428

>>77923496

REEEEEEEEE

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>>77923493
>>77923498
>lol wats that do

>>77923510
>murder rate spikes with introduction of nonwhite immigration
woah
really
cool
brother

>>77923496
reminder this creature almost certainly lose her virginity before any of you lot

>>77923496
How much shit would your mates give you for this? or is it too sad to even mock?

*imagines someone (or some thing......) shitting on a crumpet*

>>77923496
190kg master race on the right

>>77923527
grim

so what's the deal with yanks *crowd laughs*

they're all "im a fucking fat yank cunt err look at me aha"

*crowd goes mental*

am I right?!?

*crowd claps in agreement*

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alri lads

>>77923524
literal retard

>>77923532
Prolly latter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQvZX_A1mkw

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*summons thailad from the underworld*

>>77923478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqTz2mMwNE

>>77923534
glad you stayed about to deliver that one x

>>77923524
fucking yanks, honestly

>>77923533
>>77923541
ah yes aussie hours time to go to bed

watching ozark x

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>>77923467
It's not becoming worse. Can just imagine you're some retarded bogan who fries in the australian heat so you can't go outside so you look at pol infographs allday

>>77923329
>you're stunning <3
>you're so beautiful !
patronising cunts

>>77923561
different irish poster sweetie xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZDWNk_RIA

get up, get up, you lazy lout, get into your working clothes. Up to your knees in oil and gease, with the grindstone to your nose

>>77923558
alri

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amerilads, she's single if you're interested.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/toriblacky

77923566
plankton words

>>77923527
losing virginity depends on attitude way more than on looks

>>77923584
are the aussie kids better than the Thai ones thailad?

>>77923524
youre so fucking stupid. stop fucking posting

inb4 bait

leftypol: the general
>>77923587
spoiler the hog

>>77923587
good for her

>>77923598
fuck off filthy bogan cunt

specky magee

>>77923595
Love bumming kids no matter where they're from, simple as

honestly mutants have it easier since they can pin down their unattractiveness to their syndromes while normal folk have to bear being evaluated randomly and being dismissed by the slightest whim of individual preference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPrO1Awp9w

Jus. Like. Dat.

>>77923587
Dem lips wew
She'd probably suck a man dry yanks you dont know how lucky you are

>>77923574
don't even go on /pol/
stay mad

>>77923587
>Shes american

Shocking. Why does america have so many weird fucking people like this? Feel like every disfigured person that becomes a 4chan meme is from the US

>>77923612
treating others that way wont get you far in life son, take it from someone hoo's graduated from tae school o' life.

>>77923625
Yeah mate I wish I had a fucking bowling ball in my chin for life so I'd get a little bit of social credit

Spastic

>>77923625
Are you either of them

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>>77923478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbDoh6A9VME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjKHQeRSvjk

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>20 minutes into bear show and chill he gives you this look

>>77923625

Doubt it

Hate jocks but love aussies, simple as

ass
flavor
color

stay buttblasted anglo cucks

>>77923546
>>77923565
>>77923596
fucking retards. why would connective tissue show up on a bone scan?
>Cherubism is a disorder characterized by abnormal bone tissue in the lower part of the face. Beginning in early childhood, both the lower jaw (the mandible) and the upper jaw (the maxilla) become enlarged as bone is replaced with painless, cyst-like growths
>bone tissue
https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/cherubism

>>77923640
you are a very big country with a very active population. you are everywhere

>>77923587
>Smokes
>Drinks
>Tattoos
>Has high interest in sex

would a guy have any chance of a normal life looking like this?

>>77923631
this was a good era for rap

>>77923664
horrid post

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*walks into thread*

>>77923656
the normies did this to tim, pretty disgraceful really considering they always claim to be better than abnormies.

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gf just sent me this pic, haven't seen her from the eyes down yet but I meet her tomorrow x

>>77923669
autism

>>77923664
Incredible post

>>77923680
t.angus mc bagpipe

>>77923665

oh my dayzzz this post made me so angry

>>77923669
cringe lol

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>>77923646
Good post.

>>77923684
Willy incoming

>>77923669
So let me get this straight. You think fibrous tissues are bones?

>>77923524

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thailad is GONE

hes NOT coming back

probably getting bummed by a ladyboy in prison at this very moment

what was your first successful wank off

>>77923684
prolly sent you the while thing but
>aussie internet

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>>77923693
>>77923709
>>77923723
>dude it's just connective tissue, no bones connecting to that tissue! no I dunno why it's showing up on a bone scan lol but ur retarded!

>>77923669
Literal unironic autism

>>77923701
my name is stereotypically english just cannot fucking stand australians, they're like saffers but worse

>>77923742
nowt

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>>77923724
Just went for a hop over the pond innit

>>77923684

Why's it so small

>>77923587
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/toriblacky

>WHITE

>>77923731

Probably like 12 or 13

>>77923733
>>77923722
>>77923753
*whoosh*

>>77923731
i think it was to something on the telly, dont remember what exactly, but it was definitely in the loungeroom late at night

>>77923742
you literally said that fibrous tissues are bones though. you literally did that hahahaha

>>77923761

So you've technically wanked a 12 yr old kid off

>>77923631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcLVpVctOCs

>>77923731
Listened to the secret audio recording I made when having sex with a girl

>hurhur 30 second recording

>>77923765
oh fuck off you reddit pickle rick loving nigger sheboon kike loving twat

>>77923765
What

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwGI_rpTvcM

>>77923783
dont think that's how it works mate

>>77923793
>>77923792
Lookie here you spastics

>>77923587

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>y-you could put it in, i don't think anything bad will happen

>>77923791
you had sex before you had your first wank?

>>77923771
no I didn't. I was implying the fibrous tissue that is there is connecting to bone, that's why I posted the wiki capture showing that some fibrous tissue connects bones together
you were just retarded enough to think "lol he thinks that means bone!!! I win!!"
you got proved wrong, fuck off

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>>77923817
alri shrek

>>77923814
Terrible
hang your head in shame

>>77923827
>I got proved wrong

No i didnt, not even slightly. You literally, I repeat literally tried to say fibrous tissues are bones. That was your argument and now you're desperately backpedaling out of it.

Not going to argue with a guy that changes his argument at the drop of a hat.

>>77923817
wow, you're like so beautiful :D xx <333

>>77923817

no thanks dont want literal super aids dick cancer

>>77923825
y-yes

Not even catholic or anti-wank, just weird

stop posting that fucking deformed girl christ

>>77923817
Not going to lie, I'd fuck it lads

>>77923788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM

virgin because i dont know anybody
feels bad

>>77923862
This

I feel bad.

>inb4 white knight

>>77923844
>I repeat literally tried to say fibrous tissues are bones
where did I say that? >>77923524 was the post where I implied the fibrous tissue was connecting bones together. I never said fibrous tissue was bone.
you're really grasping at straws now. just stop

>>77923856
post the recording

>>77923862
micks are the ones wanting them born into the world in the first place

>>77923827
you're literally wrong, and I can scientifically prove it.

>>77923329
proper bo

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>i-i'm not deformed, am i anon? you think i'm beautiful the way i am, right?

>>77923866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84

virgin because im a shut in neet

not too keen on the whole idea of sex with strangers though to be frank, would much rather wait until i get a gf

>>77923894
fucking hell imagine being the ugly sister

>>77923866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEzEDMqXQQ

>>77923872
>I'm lonely:((((
Literal first world problems
Find a hobby or join a society or something or just go to the leisure centre and pick up a badminton racket

>>77923906
imagine being the parents

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who /rickandmorty/ here

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>hey boys

>>77923906
>>77923929
imagine being the mum's husband

what's your favourite colour and also your most shameful fetish

>>77923906
imagine being the ugly sitter with her knocking about

>>77923941
orange
traps

>>77923941
yellow and uncomfortable porn scenes where the girl clearly isn't enjoying it

>>77923941
blue and trannies

>>77923953
yellow sucks

>>77923941
Blue
Traps/futa

>>77923941
>having a favourite colour
only ever wank to milfs, i dont think it's that shameful

>>77923941
black and niggers

>>77923899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erzw3Nclxkk

>>77923953
Those are literally the best ones

>>77923941
Evergreen
conjoined twins and grotesque tf/fusion

>>77923934
I would scream if I was walking through there at night and came across that

>>77923941
grey
chunky milfs

>>77923959
bad post
i mean amber really
whatever the lib dems colour is

>>77923965
hmmmmm

>>77923966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY

neighbour's looking over the fence again

>>77923934
loks like something out of a horror movie

looking at my neighbour's cave again

why do people larp as romans

>>77923941
purple
poo

>>77923941
Green
Forced to cum inside / Blackmail

>>77923972
i also enjoy behind the scenes footage where they just get a camcorder out so the girl knows she has to bang them otherwise they won't pay

>>77923992
Tell them I said hi.

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>>77923934
>I feel like a squirrel

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ah yes the destruction of the white race right here

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>>77923941
Violet
Shemales

>>77923992
ello Tim

>>77924021
i never speak to him, i just close the blinds whenever i see him peeping into our yard.

>>77924026
hooting at the state of her 'brows

I have an imaginary penis that can shag imaginary girls

>>77923976
Agent orange has gotten to you Vietnam

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>>77924005
Rome's cool

>>77923917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMkEMCHtJ4

met him. he signed my jacket

>>77923941
yellow
g-genderbender

>>77924035
the virgin neighbour

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>>77924050
I have no idea what you're talking about

kfc and watermelon

any otaku man in?

feels like i'm wearing nothing at all

>>77924079
nothing at all

Is there anyway to convince Boxxy to fart while sitting on my face? I really want Boxxy to fart on my face.

>>77923941
Violet
Hotgluing

>>77924059
I did too.
Tune

>>77924081
5,1,2,4,3

>>77924081
Black girl has the best body but face and skin colour are awful

>>77924081
54132

>>77924087
me too

>>77924081
5 1 2 4 4.5 3

>>77924081
5,4,1,2,3

>>77924069
they're all asian

>>77924081
4 2 4.5 5 3 1

>>77924081
4.5

what kind of freak looks into other people's yards?

come along bort

>>77924078
konbanwa

>>77924081
>4.5
least likely to divorce

>>77924081
5, the rest

>>77924058
see what i mean with the larping

i sniff rose
ver good taste
yes

>all these 5
5 has a boys body

iiiii know you like to thank your SHIT don't stankk

>>77924131
its not really larping if its a TV show
and LARP is a cancer term, people have been obsessed over the Romans forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lzD5NTs3l0

>>77924081
4 > 1 > 3 > 5 > 2

>>77924150
surely not before the romans existed?

>>77924139
come a long way since the swamp-dwelling barbarians of 2000 years ago

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut
>Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>Uses hair products
>Favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Has a pug/french bulldog
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly.
>Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
>Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

>>77923990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3La9ZlsDGos

>>77924161
Not a word

>>77924161
shan't
nowt
not

>>77924161
>calling your parents "mum and dad"
what the fuck are you supposed to call them

>>77924139
LOVE the Scottish.

>>77924164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZKrctSDaw

>>77924158
Hope this wasnt sarcasm

>>77924175
sir and ma'am

>>77924175
t. Deano

>>77924175
Maz and Daz

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>>77923369
>five kids standing in a circle around an attractive girl jeering
oh yeah thats very accurate

>>77924175
whore and cunt

Ah yes, making fun of the deformed, good banter that

>>77924180
was

>>77924164
tune

>>77924191
t. elephant man

>>77924175
ma and da like the welsh

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>>77924189

>>77924179
met Tuna too, actually had a joint with him. Love J5.

Remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3qMdkucM0

bloody poles
comin over ere

>>77924206
that's because she was polish though

just shot a fat load on my aunt's tummy. MEMED

Doing a drunk tomorrow night.

unironically sharted a bit earlier lads

>>77924206
she didn't belong here to be fair

>>77924239
hope you aimed your asshole towards the nearest mart

>>77924230
you'd think that there'd be lots of thirsty brit boys lining up to white knight for her from the bullies at school tho

then again she did live in wales

tried the hello nigger gimmick on the gf. she was not impressed

Poles are white though, the best kind of immigrant tbqh.

>>77924248
nah it was just in my pants n that

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>mix a frog and a kraut
>make a rosbif

>>77924241
you might wanna get rid of the rasheeds first before you attack the blonde polish girls m8s

SOME MIGHT SAAAAAAY

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>>77924206
A was actually really peng
Why are the Cornish so gay

Don't need no education in the rain

>>77924282
>>77924282
>>77924282
>>77924282
>>77924282

THAT SUNSHINE FOLLOWS THUNDUH

>>77924206
This isn't the first time this has happened