Greatest living American edition
>>77921373
Should've let me make the thread man
>>77921420
ew get this thot off my monitor
>>77921420
Kys
we're
>>77921389
all
>>77921389
in
>>77921389
here
>>77921389
What does /cum/ think of the future first musician president of the United States?
>>77921513
I'm down with it
>>77921437
a fucking stick
>>77922364
Waywt /cum/
any1 here watch ESA when it was on?
Really need a ginger gf to breed and create a compound of ginger soldiers with.
Every man deserves a cute thot
I want to secede to be honest.
And maybe invade Canada.
Need the discord link again
LITERALLY me
Really need a dozen donuts rn, I'm hungry as shit.
>>77924742
DON'T GIVE INTO SUGAR, brother!!!!!!!!!
>>77924735
you're better off without it
im rly drunk tonite
>>77924762
good man
>>77924748
HH (88)
>>77924762
do you regret it
i'm slightly drunk tonight
Dont want to be alive anymore, but too much of a pussy to end it
>>77924762
gib link
>>77924762
Now go drive
>>77924762
need alcohol
>>77924779
Me too. But Death will eventually do it for me.
>>77924788
so go buy some
>>77924762
It's been hours since I last drank.
Living that sober life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRMdg0XSLk4
this is nice
>Tfw 2 girls over me and maybe a 3rd one but im too dense
>But dont wanna get my dick on crazy since they all are from the liberal building
I dont even like them but i feel like i should lower my expectations before i hit 25.
They are 8/10, and 2 7/10.
>>77924788
>>77924800
checked, send discord link
>>77924800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
Speaking of flat koreans, this girl is pretty great.
>>77924795
im 20
>>77924777
yes very im going to get in bed alone, and be really sad
>>77924780
to what?
>>77924781
i dont even have a license :3
>>77924788
im all out now, just had my last show and i have a headache now :(
>>77924799
sober life sux
>>77921373
She would be a handsome man
>>77924827
so what?
>>77924830
How do you not have a license does your mom drive you everywhere?
>>77924827
>Americans have to be 21 to drink alcohol
XDDD
;-;
>>77924848
>amerilard has never lived in a system with good public transportation
america everyone
How can I tell when my drinking is becoming a problem?
>>77924839
>hurrrrrrr XD???
fuck off moron
immigrant power rankings
>Chinese
>Indians
>legal Hispanics
>non-muslim Arabs
>blacks who aren't from Somalia or an island
>Jews
>illegal Hispanics
>Muslims
>Somalian blacks and islander blacks
>>77924848
I take the bus and bike! I dont have to go anywhere super demanding
i have a horrible fear of driving
77924863
absolutely atrocious post and opinions
>>77924861
just get someone to buy it for you
>>77924827
Buy an airlock, put some yeast in grape juice and wait 7-10 days. Not the best but it'll get you rekt.
>>77924863
>chinese
you've obviously never been to canada. fucking parasites who dont assimilate (see Richmond, BC)
>>77924853
>Relying on others still to get places
The ultimate manchildpill
>>77924868
Its so much nicer when you need to go further to just drive.
>>77924884
who would want to assimilate to americunt "culture"
>>77924878
I hate it when this happens
Tattooed covered thot with curves
it's 2 degrees colder than it should be
thank wildfires
How do I avoid the negroization of America and get bad to my love of skinny girls?
>>77924898
then why the fuck are they there? go back to china if you don't like the culture
did i tell you guys about the qt with ribbon tattoos on the back of her thighs.
omo... omg i wanted to die...
>>77924905
holly molly.
>>77924916
Forget girls
Embrace thots
>>77924921
That first top right one is an interesting take on bitching about jews. Never saw it like that before.
>>77924901
I actually feel bad for this guy. Americans were a parasite for people that just wanted a quiet life :(
>Embrace thots
>>77924813
https://discord.gg/4FeVQ9
>>77924948
>tribes waging war
>quiet
>>77924951
You're using the meme wrong
>using discord
>You're using the meme wrong
>You're using the meme wrong
>>77924978
he isn't
>>77924898
He's from Canada and even explicitly mentions it. Anon, can you read or do you just go around spewing your "college educated" bullshit everywhere?
/cum/ tell me, should I just give up on America and our way of life, go around fucking anything that moves without regard for consequences, make nothing of my life and blame the government, and become a retarded millennial that hates America and wants desperately to learn Spanish and convert to Islam?
Genuine question.
i want to impregnate a girl, but i dont want kids.
do you guys feel this as well? it no make sense to me.
>>77924878
damn it
>>77925017
>>77925017
yes
Good night, faggots
>going to bed at 10:30
>>77925053
>having a job
>>77925062
haha
>>77925019
It's instinct, anon. That's that biological clock women always talk about when they get older.
>>77925019
have kids
>>77925053
i go to bed at 9pm when i can
so peaceful at 5am
wanna wank
Post a cheekier image
>>77925098
don't do it
Jesus is watching
>>77925107
THIS
>>77925107
dont care
>>77925098
Go to sleep man, you're done for the night.
>dont care
>>77925105
cannot
Guess the race
>>77925213
W*ite
>>77925213
Austronesian
Had a foreign friend tell me that Americans were all "generically attractive". Weirdest compliment I've ever received.
>>77925239
>>77925243
nah its a nigger
DOOBLEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77925213
>>77925239
>>77925243
>>77925253
Damn she was only 8 thats sad
>>77924943
Who is this girl i keep seeing?
evrything is real shitty over here
>>77925290
google image search tells me it's kina shen
>>77925341
Google image search tells me that you're gay lmao.
>>77925357
not true
who has the biggest COCK here? reveal yourself
Boys tell me how my new mic sounds, tinkering around with her a bit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7xbdhiZN2
If you need some more tests let me know
Self-loathing never ceases
why do I keep forcing myself to play mahjong
Im not good at it
tfw no gf
i want to make a girl pregnant four times
>>77925439
me too
tfw you've gone so long without a girlfriend you've reverted back to being a virgin and legitimately don't care
I am turned on by anime girls
you're so fresh to death, i'm sick as c-cancer
HATE mahjong
>>77925437
>tfw perma forever alone virgin.
>>77925595
get better
Only two things I require of women:
- british accent
- fat ass
>>77925612
you have to be in MENSA to remember all the stupid rules/hands
>>77921373
Being a leg man is suffering
I can't handle tay's legs without getting a massive boner
is jellybean a thot?
>>77925644
yes very much so
>>77925644
she THICC
Kill me, Pete
Are you all ready for the future?
>>77925727
What the fuck, Orwell was right
>>77925727
yes
>>77924854
If you need to ask that, you have a problem.
mexicans are so embarrassing
>>77924878
Lovely you mommy
>>77925727
self employed it is then.
i want genocide
what would you tell to your 11 yo self?
>>77926078
enjoy runescape while you can, its about to go to shit
>>77926078
defend yourself. throw punches. don't let people push you around. study hard, get good grades, seek help with your schoolwork, go to college or the military asap
>>77926078
Don't trust you gym teacher
>>77926078
don't pretend to be happy when you aren't
>>77926092
there's still Old school runescape
>>77926078
Tell myself to confirm that i wont dont bang the fatty to dont do it, and explain myself the wonders of never get your dick on crazy.
Also To calm down with sadpanda, the fainting came from fapping 8 times a day for a month nonstop.
>>77926123
ITS NOT THE SAME
n
>>77926078
don't do drugs. whatever you fucking do, don't do drugs. because you will come to regret it with every fiber of your being.
>>77926130
I think I gave myself brain cancer trying to read your post, anon. Get your grammar together.
>>77926207
I guess i reached the point where i cant type correctly anymore, good night anon, im too sleepy to write.
>>77925727
Y'ALL THOUGHT DEUS EX WAS JUST A GOOFY GAME DINTCHA
>>77926226
Good night, buddy. Have sweet Mexican dreams for me.
I have a headache
What is some music you would never admit to liking?
>>77926265
ICP
>I enjoy ICP
I want to stay up and take it easy dammit, becoming a wage slave was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lsZb93rY8E
>>77926353
I just get shitfaced before going to bed.
I have fun, get drunk, stay up late, and the alcohol turns into a stimulant as it's broken down which makes it super easy to wake up in the morning without being groggy (still tired though). Luckily my job is filled with cute girls to flirt with all day to keep my energy levels up.
I'm only awake right now for above stated reason, even though I don't have work tomorrow.
i'm kinda older than i was when i rebelled without a care
>>77926418
Is she coming out with a new album?
>>77926078
Nothing because I wouldn't want to ruin my innocence. Probably lottery numbers from next week or something.
I won a game
fuck you, pennyslvania
>>77926434
>mfw someone finally recognized one of the lyrics I post
And yeah she did actually like a month and a half ago
>>77926441
You were still innocent and pure at 11?
driving through kansas tomorrow
how bad is it REALLY? interstate 70 west
Does /cum/ like cute autistic girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u12xDNxjAWU
>>77926503
>posting while driving
how many people have died like that?
>>77926503
corn
corn everywhere
I am SMART
SMRT
Leave /cum/ forever if you pour milk before cereal.
>>77926509
proof that real ones actually exist?
>>77926509
You're not a girl, you're not actually autistic, you don't have clinical depression.
>>77926546
I forget the video name but I did see a cute autistic girl flipping pancakes. If anyone knows what I'm talking abut please post.
>>77926577
I know I'm not a girl If you looked into my channel you would see my name is Chaim.
I'm content with my life.
>>77926526
This is pathetic and blatantly untrue.
There's the occasional tree here and there. And sometimes there's a city. But you gotta search through the corn to find them.
>>77926614
I thought she had palsy.
>>77926642
She looked retarded to me.
Gal Gadot is NOT attractive.
good morning /cum/
>>77926819
nowhere in north america is good morning, except maybe greenland
>>77926832
It's 3:39 in the morning pablo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F2i6EQsPZY
where will you be 5 years from now /cum/?
America's not so bad, if I don't think about it too hard.
>>77926869
dead in a french brothel
>>77926869
Doing your mom!
>>77926869
same place but with a job and an education and a car hopefully
>>77926869
>30
Probably in an apartment by myself still browsing /cum/ and still a virgin.
>>77926904
You will have powers!
Only do good with them.
>>77926883
Fuckin' leafs!
Has /cum/ ever lost?
This Wiz kid sure did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysEvibmEFqE
How to be racist but still make friends and talk to girls?
what is the age of consent in mexico?
I feel like a new man
Also I redownloaded a bunch of the Paramore songs I used to listen to as a kid
>>77926869
in the same place, but things will be different. Hopefully I will own a house
>>77927074
>paramore members are soon gonna be 30
>>77926869
Dead hopefully, and I say this as someone who isn't suicidal
If not then either in more or less the same place I am now or something entirely different, like living in a different city or even different state
What are the best places in the United States for someone who hates rejects and can not stand autumn and winter at all, and who just wants to live and be in places that are warm all year round?
>>77927199
alaska
>>77927199
>hates rejects
explain
For lunch in 8 hours (it's 4 am here):
chick fil a
donuts
pasta from a bag
five guys
kraft mac n cheese
vote pleaze
>>77927133
30 is not too bad, once they hit 40 it'll really be time to throw in the towel
>>77927199
Alaska is a Whore Refrigerator
>>77927225
kraft mac and cheese, gonna go make some now, thanks for reminding me
(its 1 am here)
>>77926614
>Chaim
What ethnicity are you?
>>77927225
All bad options
Eat a salad, fatty
>>77926546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQnsrKk2SE
>>77926614
>autistic
She had cerebral palsy, retard. Her channel name is Charisse living with cerebral palsy.
>>77927206
Alaska is a Shit Cooler
>>77927292
>having low metabolism
lmao
feets
>>77927327
Even if you're skinny those are still poor nutritional options
Re-evaluate your life choices my man
>>77927225
doner
The fact of the matter is that we are enemies
>>77924878
MOMMY NO
>>77927433
Watching what you eat is a betamale activity
>>77927319
haha! COSTA RICA!
>>77927460
haha! BINLAND!
>>77927483
haha! BELGIUM!
>>77927521
asmr lmaoooo nigga
Does /cum/ like feet?
>does cum have autism
no
>>77927652
>>77927678
You like?
>tfw you clog the shitter
>>77928024
tmi
what happened here?
the depression and regret is setting in
>>77928630
go to bed
>>77928626
nothing
>>77928626
Lovecratian shit, CIA, and weird French speaking hicks.
https://youtu.be/3QzHTWYXKpc
kek at the indian butthurt in the comments
>it's just massala nothing gross!
>please stop insulting him!
>he is trying his very best
>if you say this is unhygienic you have a lot to learn...
>please like this comment if ur indian
>>77927652
no kys
>>77927652
yeah but real ones
cum is pro-indian general, aryans are based
any americans living in washington, can you sneak into the valve offices and download the date on their current projects
that would be great
>>77931959
Honestly I bet that tastes pretty good but is filled with traces of shit.
americans are subhuans
>>77934149
Tfw no huan gf
morning
>>77934711
Bonjour, ça va ?
>>77934804
fatigue
cute FULL HD toes :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tAJF6rThMY
watched one too many videos of roasted pork belly with orgasm inducing crackling
REALLY hungry rn
REALLY dead thread too LOL
@77935368
@77935531
fuck off
>>77935556
no i won't?
but i admire the extra effort you go through to remove the >> and make @ out of it LOL
guess I mean more to you than you would like to admit! hahaha
>>77935585
haha you got me! :^)
Trips and Canada becomes part of the USA.
早上好!
What r u doing today /cum/?
>>77925019
>iktf
get over it
>its a trap
>>77936234
At work so drink coffee, listen to music, read some comics and shitpost all day
Why can't the left meme?
>>77927502
t. Skinnyfat betamale
>>77921513
as long as she doesnt wear long trousers, she can rule land and sea, idc
me on the right, /cum/ on the left
>his state pays over 1 billion protecting illegal spics
im back from work you guys
Official languages of /cum/: English and French
>>77925481
game's gonna be shit without time travel
>>77926078
brush your teeth more
wipe your butt better
Mirriam Leone was built for BBC
>>77937756
She looks like a mature lorde
Tfw no one to fuck my boipussy
>>77937857
Obama was the worst president in the history of the country
>>77937493
Ummm don't you mean English, Korean, Japanese and Chinese?
>>77928626
Traitorous fifth columns who want to join the leafs.
>>77937940
Debatable
>>77937940
no, Reagan was
Tfw internet slows to a crawl
>>77937940
He wasn't good, but we've had worst. Personally I'd say Reagan as of recent history since he started Corporatist/Neoliberal path were on.
half a year in but i can already tell drumpf is the worst and most pathetic that ever has been and ever will be...
Since being an adult virgin is considered a disability now does that mean I can get a pass to park in handicapped spaces
made a VERY, VERY highly controversial post on /r/taiwan with my throwaway account
>>77938290
You can always just try to get laid. I'm sure you're able to if you try.
>>77938290
Very good question
>>77938473
At this point I'd rather just take the parking space
>>77938290
yeah just tape some of your pubes on the hood of your car and cops will know
Are you ready for the 2017 Universiade held in TAIPEI, TAIWAN?
>>77924827
Get a fake id nerd
I hate my self so much I'm willing to sabotage my future with drugs just to get back at all the people that said I was stupid
haha
>>77926078
Make real friends instead of going on the internet
It'll be harder but you wont regret it
>>77928626
white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HvLVVuGdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtVorLYnds
looked into this a little bit. Turns out that the black groups likely banded together to all change the point of the debate to being "against blackness". They used a style that would essentially force the other white people to say "blackness is wrong" or something like that. Since no one wanted to sound racist they let these people win.
chocolate covered watermelons.
>>77939004
Why is this music video so awkward
>slut gets jailed for talking her online boyfriend into suicide via text
>ameriturd brainlets say the verdict "violates free speech"
>>77939242
It does though
>>77939304
Found footkraut
how is cum today
It's gotten really cold today. Summer is done.
>>77939428
feeling terrible desu
have bad acne. just feel lke killing myself at the moment because i'm such an ugly piece of shit
>>77939585
how about you change ur lyfstyl and get rid of the acne
>>77939585
>just feel like killing myself at the moment because I'm such an ugly piece of shit
Same bud but at least you're white. Ahahh
jesus fuck
https://daily.bandcamp.com/2017/07/31/this-friday-stand-with-bandcamp-in-support-of-trans-rights/
I'M A PICKLE
PICKLE RICKK
>>77939605
i change many times.
i've been the doctor many times with prescriptions, some of helped but nothing has cleared it
tried many different products over the years, nothing has helped
lately i've become desperate and cut out all traces of caffeine, alcohol, etc. tried taking vitamin supplements, eating food that is supposed to supposedly helps acne (nuts, green food like spinach and shit)
nothing has helped. might as well shoot myself at this point. i'd rather be a fat ass than look like this
>>77939809
how about you leave your room and get some fresh air and exercise
haven't been to dentist in about 2 years
how fucked am i?
going next week scared as fuck literally shaking
longest you've gone without going to the dentist?
>>77939867
ugh
probably more tartar than actual tooth in your disgusting stinkhole
>>77939910
i brush x2 daily, floss at night, brush tongue 2x daily
>>77939837
oih shit you're right fresh air will solve my problems thanksss why did i not think of this sooner
>>77939948
i've increased to brushing once daily and flossing once a month
>>77939988
Whatever pizzaface
*steal your freedom*
>>77940124
Jokes on you we haven't had freedom since before 911
>>77939809
Stop using milk products, if no good stop using grains based stuff too
those michelle carter texts are weird as fuck.
A) what was wrong with the guy?
B) what was wrong with the girl?
>>77940618
classic case of an attention whore
http://www.fox25boston.com/news/i-heard-him-die-the-messages-that-convicted-michelle-carter/536320357
*succs*
I started posting on this site when I was 13 and I legitimately think it has negatively affected me.
new
>>77940831